Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Rolling
Rolls.
>>695944331
Ah.. Thank you.
Roll
>>695944260
morning raymoo, much planned for this weekend
>>695944572
again...
>>695944624
roll
Well, round two i guess.
>>695944260
How hard would the fortune cookies be, Lady Reimu?
If there is no further need for me, I shall retire to my couch.
>>695944597
Not really. Same as any weekend, really. I might spend the whole thing making threads again if I feel like it by tomorrow.
>>695944216
I -really- like some of them though. Can I keep those ones?
>>695944331
Yep. I'm willing to get rid of shit after a while, but only when I'm certain I'll no longer have need of it. Think it's a family-related thing, since my dad, grandma, and great grandma all do it too. Waaay worse than I am though.
>>695944260
Post lewds
friendly reminder
also meow
-meowbot
>>695944752
sounds good :)
Sorry, got a bit caught up in something.
~MikanBox
bumpin
>>695944762
no.
Uh, sorry to be a bother, but I didn't receive my reading last thread.
It was just a general reading.
>>695944698
Easiest thing in the world once you know the secret.
>>695944736
Rest well, Alice! Thanks for the tech support!
>>695944655
Just got dubs, can I get a general reading? >>695944260
-Azazel
>>695944736
rip. glad no one took the bait.
>>695944828
how unpleasant / *teenager voice* screw you mom, you don't even fuckin know me man
>>695944694
rolling in the gap
>>695943644
A really well-drawn loli pic that's NOT in my collection already? A miracle, I say!
>>695943860
8/10 cards (ran out of characters for card 9):
>The home: The Star
First, an explanation: in tarot, the "home" is whatever is close to your heart. It's not exactly your house, but it's whatever you hold dear. It could be your friends, your family, your dog, or even 4chan. This card tells you how your home influences you with relation to this reading.
Hope, spirituality, renewal, and serenity.
The star represents our attunement with the universe. Your home environment inspires you and makes you feel at peace, like you can truly find happiness. The star is in many ways transformative. By opening yourself to the universe you allow it to shape you. In the major arcana, the star comes immediately after the tower: a card of destruction and desolation. The star is in many ways the tower's opposite. Instead of your life crumbling, your life is built up. It sounds like you have a very supportive and kind home
>The "others": Queen of Cups, inverted
Traditionally this card is called "external influences", but it's anything that isn't "the home"
In tarot, face cards (page, knight, queen, and king) often represent people or aspects of our own personality. Cups being the suit of emotions, the queen of cups is compassionate and emotionally secure. Inverted, however, she takes on another meaning: restriction of emotions. She isn't free to express herself, and bottles up her emotions.
This sounds to me like an aspect of your personality. When outside of your home (when not talking to friends, or on 4chan, or wherever your heart lies) you cannot express your emotions. Your true feelings, intentions, and desires are not conveyed to those with whom you speak, and so your will may go unheeded.
Fast!
>>695944736
Thank you for stopping by!
>>695944814
I notice the dork is gone
>>695944260
Hey OP. :)
I'd like some love related reading, or whatever your powers can do actually.
Thank you very much!
>>695944882
*waves* Text me if you need me again.
*vanishes*
>>695944922
Anon, what are you so upset about?
>>695944882
As long as i can brag about being a member of the shrine~
Papa is here.
>>695945175
you aint ghost enuff
>>695945070
What dork?
>>695945175
This is papa
-Azazel
>>695944736
Later you
>>695944762
I have some tendencies like that, sort of.
>>695944499
Mhm
>>695945175
Greetings emeritus
>What does she (Seija) do with cutesy bunny socks after she steals them, anyway? Probably holds them to her face and smells them, getting herself all excited. Makes sense for a person that loves stink. Kitties are supposed to be self-grooming, but this one's been lying and waiting for a knight in shining armor to wash her armpits. It's crazy, almost. So much naughtiness is going on.
This is a quote from a very smart man.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10812911
>>695944499
Fufufu.. Lucky rabbit's feet, indeed~
>>695945062
A-ah..
*stares*
Bun likes. Bun likes very much.
>>695944868
No worries. Here you go.
Oh my... it doesn't look good.
>Eight of Swords
You're going to suffer from isolation, as a result of jealousy from someone (or multiple people) close to you.
>Nine of Swords (Reversed)
Depression, bad dreams, loss and scandal may follow.
>Knight of Pentacles (reversed)
Finances are reaching a breaking point or a standstill for the foreseeable future.
Sorry Anonymous... I'm here for you if you need me in these dark times!
>>695945271
You are Misguided.
>>695945299
That is fuhrer, I am Papa.
>>695945377
Greetings.
>>695945514
nou
>>695945175
>>695945514
Oooh, papa! Hello~
>>695945299
smfh
>>695945514
Nein he is everyone's papa
>>695945514
do i need to escape from a gang of someone again
cuz i don't want to run again
-meowbot
>>695945062
>Expected outcome: King of Wands
Vision, entrepreneurship, a natural leader.
The King of Wands is a man of action, and when he takes charge things get done and they always turn out well. He's well-suited to run a company, succeeds in love, and is very popular. His carefully planning and natural je ne sais quoi cause others to naturally turn their heads in wonder at him.
This is the future you see for yourself. At least you have a positive outlook.
>Actual outcome: Two of Swords
Indecision, stalemate, blocked emotions
The two of swords depicts a blind-folded woman holding two swords crossed over her chest. The suit of swords is one of forced action. Two swords crossed shows that a truce or stalemate has been reached: the two swords hold one another at bay and no progress is made on either front. Meanwhile the woman is confused and unaware of any problem she is in nor any solution that may exist, as the blindfold hides the world from her view.
The two of swords represents difficulty making a decision. We find ourselves with a lack of information and so we hold out until we know the proper course of action, only to find that we deny ourselves any course of action in the process. In the two of swords there is no winner or loser, but rather there is simply no progress. Your life will continue on its path because you will always refuse to make that fateful life-altering decision to "just go with it".
>>695945170
Oh, nothing's wrong, I'm just just wondering how to get rid of bad habits that I don't really want to get rid of now. Me and Alice have... disagreements when it comes to a number of things, so I find myself acting like a sullen teenager pretty often.
>>695945377
You too, huh? It's some rough business sometimes. Not always, but sometimes. I really notice it manifest itself when I'm playing games and find myself going into battle with a rocket launcher, high caliber pistol, sniper rifle, assault rifle, heavy machine gun, shotgun, and flamethower.
>>695945727
but hes not Papa Nito, and that's what makes him subpar.
>>695945444
POST
LEWDS
>>695945444
Hmm, I see. Thank you very much, I appreciate it, and shall think on this.
>>695945964
Good point, very persuasive
-Azazel
>>695945727
Papa is Different from fuhrer.
>>695945794
You make no sense, My Child.
>>695945709
Hello, small fluffy bunny.
>>695945380
Looks like 'The Reimu and Reisen Licking and Loving Show' will be airing its Season 1 Pilot on November 16th.
>>695945444
Whoops, according to the options on my poll, you're a pussy.
>>695945845
Like, planning to get rid of them ahead of time or something like that? That's an interesting way of thinking.. uuh.. sorry, what was your name?
>>695945133
>Ten of Swords
This is the lowest point in your cycle when it comes to love. Things will only get better from here.
>Six of Wands (Reversed)
However, don't let fear of the outcomes drive you to indecision. Take action and own it when the opportunity arises.
>The Magician
This indicates that you have a lot of potential when it comes to communication, initiation, and wit. You need only to recognize it.
>>695945845
Oh my god, someone who knows my struggles. Sometimes I just end up avoiding playing rpgs and such just because I don't want the hassle of debating which weapons to use
>>695945709
Lucky feets indeed. So does bunbun like lolis..?
>>695945133
Sorry to bother you op, could you help with that?
I'm a bit curious now, hehe.
>>695946227
i had to run away from imperial shits that were calling me a heretic
i don't want to run away from someone again
-meowbot
>>695946349
Oops forgot to update.
my bad.
thanks. :)
>>695946290
How about me?
-Azazel
>>695946290
That's really nice.
It's actually accurate, haha.
Thanks you so much!
>>695946236
Dicks like pussies.
Dicks like assholes.
Only assholes and pussies don't get along.
>>695944260
Rolling for tarot thingy.
>>695946376
Then do not be a Heretic, Heresy is bad.
>>695946632
>>695946236
Reimu just keep's proving she's a savage with comebacks.
>>695946632
Whoa, calm down ma'am
-Azazel
>>695946763
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
-meowbot
>>695944260
Can I have a fortune cookie please?
>>695944899
I got dubs, twice, can I get a general reading
-Azazel
>>695946632
>not being able to shove your asshole inside of someone's pussy
(A google search shows this roast to not be original, for the record)
Reimu, this level of creativity is needed when dealing with Reisen. She'll go crazy sometimes, from what I've seen, being the ultimate keen observer I am.
>>695946227
>>695946763
I love your face.
*smiiiiiile*
>>695946325
Ah..? M-maybe.. I do like you a lot, after all..
>>695946325
I find it kinda fun some times to just use one weapon, then switch to another and play that for a while, then move to the next and so on and so forth. In fact, I've been doing that in GTA Online recently. It's not going well.
But, that's why you've always gotta have everything together for emergencies though, y'know? I love having -options-. Like with my character choices.
>>695946277
Mordred/Omega/Red Saber/Nero/Nito/Iowa/Megumin/Homura/Marceline/Koizumi/Rin/Archer all work depending on the day/my mood.
And no, just bad habits that need to be got rid of whether I like them or not.
>>695945838
Wow. So from the last card it wraps it all up saying I have potential, but the only thing stopping me is me. I see this everyday. It's so tough to fix it though because I'm me. Is there anyway to help stop this. Just today I got frustrated with myself for not being good enough and ended up just wasting time not spent improving.
>>695945838
With the reading concluded I will now make use of your payment:
Hands reveal far more than we realize. When we work a hard day we build callouses. When we fret we age and deepen our wrinkles. They are used to tell us of the past, predict the future, and provide insight into our genetics and how they have shaped our mind and body.
>Male
>Good health, poor habits
>Doomed to be constantly unhappy
>Rocky childhood
>Poor health later in life
>Despite unhappiness, will find love - and it will last
>Far more physically gifted than mentally gifted
>Bad lucks follows you everywhere
>Luck plays a stronger role in your romantic life than your mental or physical life
And... if I'm not mistaken, it looks like you possess the potential for incredible flexibility - but you have never trained this talent.
Your mind is your own worst enemy.
>>695946923
You were being a Heretic, child.
No more Heresy.
>>695947030
I love my face as well.
>>695947019
Give a name, anon.
>>695947029
Blue man, you got toasted, take what's left of your pride and accept your fate.
>>695947019
>Bored looking anon sitting at computer has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "72".
if you would like another i need a name to associate it with
>>695947030
That's gay, don't lead Chocolate Bear on like that.
>>695946376
Let's hope the imperials don't come back.
>>695947204
Hey there. How are you?
>>695947204
i swear
i did nothing
-meowbot
I feel like people are or have been monitoring my webcam, YoutTube, or Windows Media Player and have seen what I've been listening to. I used to smoke a lot of weed and became convinced that artists were seeing this and writing songs in response to either this or my attempts to promote my old band in a variety of global music industry forums. I realize that sounds paranoid as fuck, and I taped over my webcam; I'm just wondering how I can browse YouTube and Windows Media Player anonymously. I do use Tor Browser.
>>695947088
That's too much to remember ;u;
>>695947245
Hunter
>>695947152
Normally I would say there is a way to fix it.... there's a way to fix most problems. But judging from your palm, I reserve answer because I have my doubts. I think your issue is a genetic one. You're hard-wired to be miserable. That's what I meant when I said you were cursed.
Look a the line that extends from halfway between your thumb and forefinger, curves through the center of the palm, and ends near the wrist. This is known as the "life line", and is one of the most important lines in palmistry. 99% of them extend all the way to the center of the palm horizontally before turning downward. Your turns downward early. This shows a predilection for overthinking and inaction. People who have this kind of life line spend their entire life miserable.
I want to say that I really like things sometimes.
>>695947354
I am well, and yourself?
>>695947372
Do no heresy and the Emperor protects, you neednt fear the Inquisition. They are here for the betterment of Mankind.
>>695947297
Chief, here.
>>695947528
~Neptune.
>>695947025
>Six of Swords (Reversed)
Developments that are unexpected, temporary relief from difficulties, need for continuing effort and strength. Once one obstacle is surmounted another presents itself.
>Four of Pentacles (Reversed)
Lack of an ability to delegate work, bureaucracy that destroys individual initiative.
>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
The card is symbolic of changes for the worst, possibly a time of barrenness, which can be either of a physical or mental nature.
So it seems there will be some unexpected "bad stuff" coming. Be prepared!
>>695947029
I never said I made it up!
Reisen's power is madness. It comes naturally. You just gotta let her use it sometimes.
>>695947442
disconnect your webcam, and use a vpn.
-meowbot
>>695947442
What you're doing should be fine. Or you can use incognito mode on Chrome. But you should prolly go see a therapist before you worry too much about browsing youtube anonymously.
>>695944260
Are you the guy who gets thrown out of /x/ for divination? Or are you like that ONE fag who did stencils and drawfags threads?
>>695947766
I don't believe Reimu is either of those.
>>695947583
Well I might as well chug bleach. In all seriousness though I'm still going to try to change it, but I don't think it will work.
>>695947528
>Hunter has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "89".
well now you have better luck
>>695947766
>thrown out of /x/ for divination
wat
>>695947627
i do fear them sometimes
i think they are still after me
also
here's how it went
i was normally browsing the thread, until someone said post lewds
i said no, then i was called a heretic.
-meowbot
>>695947030
O-oh yeah? You're pretty great yourself..
>>695947328
Thank you for being concerned about my well being. Also apparently you like to hoard names as well
>>695947766
Is that guy from /x/ still around? He started years ago didnt he?
>>695944966
>>>695944694 (You)
>rolling in the gap
Tell my future raymoo
>>695947766
I've never been a regular at /x/, I used to lurk there sometimes but it got boring.
>>695947951
I've tried that, yet I'm still here
-Azazel
>>695947627
I am well also. Doing anything interesting?
>>695947766
>thrown out of /x/
>for divination
How the hell does that work?
>>695947170
Hmm. I've always gotten good grade in school, but never excelled in sports. I wonder what this could mean. Flexibility, huh.
Dubs and you all strip.
>>695947589
What do you like, anon? I'm bored, tell me something i could like.
>>695947245
>you got toasted
http://www.bossastudios.com/games/i-am-bread/
>>695947707
Madness?
This is autism! And I'm being serious. Think about my evolved form as The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life. I'm more powerful than anything any of you have ever dreamed of. I'm also the only one not infected by The Menace That Is Autism. The mark on my forehead, the mark of Dr. Manhattan, is not just about 'atomic power' and 'knowledge.'
It signifies that I'm not a victim of Aspergers, unlike every other living thing at this point. I'm the lone wanderer of reality, the only one pure of Autism, and I have to fight for what used to be.
Now, if you excuse me, my model train set is misaligned, and so I must fix it.
>>695948304
roll
-meowbot
>>695947731
Thanks meowbot, I'm looking for a free one 'cause I'm broke
>>695948066
I'm pretty sure I've passed Shade at this point when it comes to names, and she had the most IIRC.
>>695947204
Ah, narcissism too.. <4
>>695947328
You're gay!
>>695948113
Well, I got dubs a while ago. Gimme a quick reading..? >>695944499
>>695948005
That is Not heresy, you need have no fear of the False-children of the emperor. They know not what they say.
>>695948211
Nothing worth noting. Other than moving households.
>>695948304
But I'm always naked.
>>695948360
get proxpn, altough the free speeds are kinda shit, and may take a day to connect in the first day
-meowbot
>>695948113
>Three of Cups
Something coming to fruition that was conceived out of love. A card of abundant fertility, trust harmony, maternity and the healing of ills.
The next two are people you will encounter. Since they're both from the suit of wands, I think they come in a package of some kind. Like, they're related or something.
>Queen of Wands
A lady of the manor either living in or loving the country. A very generous, capable and fair person especially in her dealings with people. A woman who is both fertile in mind and body and a homemaker. She enjoys social ease due to her charm and is protective towards those in her circle.
>Knight of Wands (Reversed)
This person's enthusiasm is so great it becomes at odds with those around. Someone who enjoys discord, arguments, strife and trouble just for the sake of it and actively seeks to cause it.
>>695948455
okay
thanks
-meowbot
>>695948346
But even you are destined to die at my hands
-Azazel
>>695947951
As I said, there are always people willing to bring a day of sunshine into your life of darkness - so if it gets too hard, seek us out.
>>695948113
I'm not Reimu, but I think I could do one more fortune. Do you have a specific issue, question, or problem?
Also, I require payment before I do my readings.
>>695948270
Not to belittle your accomplishments, but if you went to school in America then you went to an expensive daycare. Most of them hand out A's for showing up. Looking at the shape of your hand (not too fat, good muscle contour) and how it has been applied (no veins indicating an increased need for oxygen, so you don't write or type as often as a poet or programmer would) I can see there is a predisposition (whether it is pursued or not) for physical acuity.
Combine this with palmistry and your life line is very thick while your head line is very thin.
As far as flexibility, I see that primarily in the physical shape of your hand. Your thumb possesses an extraordinary joint, which is usually only seen on people with extra-loose tendons on all joints in their body.
>>695948416
Probably at least a little bit, maybe. Definitely for mah Chocolate bear <3
>>695948416
Sure thing, bunny. Anything specific or would you rather just keep it general?
>>695948406
you have 12 and she has 12 so you're tied at names
>>695947749
Thanks, I'm seeing a therapist and taking many meds to help me distinguish between reality and fantasy. When I listen to music released over the last 2-3 years, I'm still convinced that some of it's about me or my old band, which I've deleted all traces of (some of it tributary and some threatening). Just need to convince myself that I'm not that important and that no one is watching me, but with the numerous hacks and keylogging incident, I think at least some of my delusions may be grounded in reality. Who knows though.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10812889/
>>695948707
August 20, 1959, 1:15 PM.
That's when you were supposed to kill me, and you didn't manage.
You don't get a second chance.
>>695948749
Well looks like I'm in the wrong business. Focused on school and in no sports. I got it backwards.
>>695948749
Wait, hand reading?
I've had a picture saved for a while, if you don't mind.
Now, where is it...
>>695948797
I do remember Shade having alot of names. Also I thought we were heterosexual life partners?
>>695948973
Was it really 12? Wtf
>>695944260
>>695949208
I do a tarot reading. A picture of your hand is my payment.
>>695949182
Well, apparently my poor mood (presumably due to nutritional changes, according to Reimu's theory) is starting to catch up to me. I was about to type something very cruel like "don't worry, you won't have the balls to pursue what you're good at, anyway" - but that wouldn't accomplish much. I guess I'll fall back to my standard:
Fate is an ocean. Tarot shows us the current. If you let it carry you, the cards will show you what shore you will end up on. But it's possible to swim against the current and change your fate.
>>695948655
You are Very welcome.
>>695948416
Loving ones features is not narcissism, I love every part of my body. To love ones self to the point of Obsession is Narcissism.
>>695949368
Why do you post such things, child?
>>695949322
yep, just went over all the names that are at least listed. dunno if she has anymore names that i dont know about due to lack of communication
>>695948749
okay....
Will my crush ever love me again?
>>695948607
thanks raymoo.
>>695949322
so, gay, but heterosexual with you. It's guy love. Nothing gay bout it.
>>695948973
Fuck, so close. All I need is another character that kind of fits my personality...
>>695949179
I felt you needed to live for a few more millennium, don't get to attached, everyone dies, don't deny your right. It gets lonely
-Azazel
-
>>695949527
I can perform this reading for you, however I will need my payment. A picture of your hand, please.
>>695949498
>To love ones self to the point of Obsession is Narcissism.
Not quite.
>>695949493
Shit dude.
>>695949493
So I post a hand, I get a tarot?
Here, have a hand!
>>695949498
you too
-meowbot
>>695949089
Ah, yeah, that shit's troublesome, man. But, I think it's kinda like the alien thing, you know? Everybody expects aliens to show up in their lifetimes because they think there's something special to them.
With that said, however, I do personally have the feeling on occasion that I'm gonna get Scary Movie 2'd by a song when I'm royally fucking it up, but it's just a silly thing that means nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djgxGAzyJs4
>>695949709
Indeed it is, I trust I shall not have to consult the books on the true meaning of the word?
>>695949561
True. It's just guy love between two guys
>>695949516
I wonder if the ones she randomly changed her name to on skype count. Cuz there was a phase where every other day she'd change her name
Rolling for a tarot reading
>>695949665
The thing is, I can experience my entire timeline all at once. I know that I don't die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MWZw11Ak7o
>>695949922
I mean, it is correct, but, again, not quite. That's not entirely what it is is what i'm trying to say.
>>695949733
I want to fuck the Reimu.
>>695949860
Damn, you've got a lot of testosterone. One with the reading. Since it's getting late and my temper is getting short I'll stick to three cards. I apologize for not doing the full ten, but I will at least try to give a thorough and careful explanation of each.
I think I'll use Winry this time to keep my posts consistent throughout the reading
Stopping in for another roll.
>>695948797
O-okay.
>>695948899
General~
>>695949498
Hmm, hmm...
>>695949690
Here ya go ...
>>695950184
It is Reimu who will do the fucking.
>>695950152
Then say what it is you are trying to, you will not be thought any differently of by Papa.
>>695950321
Do you not love your body, bunny child? You should, it is the vessel through which your soul manifests.
rolling for tarot reading.
>>695950111
holy fuck, i think i just saw a character from a comic here in brazil
-meowbot
>>695950111
Oh, anyone can take these trips for themselves.
>>695950376
Read my mind on that one
>>695950422
Mee too. Bless me with your dubs.
>>695950573
OR not that works too
>>695950432
What kind of candy do you have in Brazil?
Also, purr for me.
>>695950376
Doubtful.
>>695950219
>lot of testosterone
Nah I'm low test as fuck
Is it wrong to just dump good pics until I have a get?
>>695950321
Here goes!
>Ten of Swords
Ruin and disruption, usually referring to a group rather than an individual. This is the lowest point in the cycle which means things can only get better.
>The Hermit
A need for caution, prudence, discretion. A time to stand back and reflect on circumstances.
>Ten of Wands (Reversed)
An inability to delegate in a job, leading to unnecessary stress.
Sorry bunny... there seem to be a large amount of cursed readings tonight...
>>695950408
Well, that was all honestly, you're right but that's not all of it, and i do know about this. It's hard to put it on letters though.
>>695950219
On** with the reading.
>Past: The Lovers
The lovers represents harmony, mutual attraction, and all things that work in both directions. It's not lust, it's not one-sided, it's not strictly physical... it's a perfect connection. Usually refers to relationships, but interestingly could be a perfect business relation or a perfect contract or something. It's mutually beneficial and perfect in every way.
Except that it's past. That's over now. It's weighing on your heavily that such perfection was so fleeting, and it still holds you back and your mind cannot move on.
>Present: The Chariot, inverted
Control, willpower, and determination.
The chariot keep moving forward, riding over obstacles in its path. This card (usually) represents overcoming oppression through force of will, and pursuing your goals with confidence. Inverted, you're stuck on a wild chariot. You have no control over your life and you're being dragged this way and that. In this life style we can be prone to aggression, as we feel angry at our lack of control and wish to slam on the brakes: although often this aggression can get misdirected at those we care about.
>Future: Queen of Wands
You will meet someone who is very lively and exuberant. She will wrestle your life into control.
>>695950711
i don't know many but the usual stuff and this thing, called Pé de Moleque.
-meowbot
>>695950875
Not if they're good.
>>695950875
You're wasting the precious avatar space
>>695950875
It would be illogical, since I stated that these trips
>>695950111
belong to whoever wants them.
>>695950917
Then try all you might, Mighty Nep.
In the Meantime, children, I must be away. I shall return to you all someday. Carry the words of Papa in your hearts always.
>>695951030
You're right. Never again.
>>695950908
Well at least the thread hasn't been cursed yet
>>695951123
Farewell Papa. Hope to see you again soon
>>695951144
Here, reward for saving space for the avafags.
>>695951144
Ooh ok. If anyone is still doing readings I really want one. I've been lurking in these threads for weeks :d
>>695950827
Your ring finger would disagree. Perhaps your body is not properly utilizing the testosterone you have.
>>695950334
Your turn:
>Past: The Empress, inverted
>Present: Temperance
>Future: Two of Pentacles, inverted
I will go through and interpret each of these, I just need a minute. I'm feeling a tad dizzy.
>>695951266
That was supposed to be a reward for him but somehow I think I appreciate it more.
>>695951266
Too bad my dick is too tired to get up. Ty though.
>>695951266
F-fuck you.
>>695951318
Got a question? Something for me to focus on? Or wanna just keep it general?
>>695951239
YOU HAVE SUMMONED IT FOOL!
>>695951014
>Pé de Moleque
>literally "boy's foot" in Portuguese
Meowbot confirmed for liking boyfeet, even though it was already known.
>>695951414
Reimu doing the Slav squat again, about to burn down some fucking houses in a drunken anger, nothing new
>>695951610
you've summoned my balls
>>695951583
Maybe a reading of my future if possible. If not a general reading is fine.
>>695951689
...i fucking hate you doc
-meowbot
>>695949872
I hear ya. I have a tendency to over-analyze lyrics and infer things from them too.
eg. Stone Sour's 'Rumor of Skin' starts with "You deleted your evidence"
and 'Do Me a Favor'- "When you're wasted, let's face it...."
Godsmack's 'Locked & Loaded' "You run around your little town preaching while hiding from facing me"
Lana Del Rey- Freak "screw your 'anonymity'"
Dawes- 'All Your Favorite Bands" pretty much the whole song
Eminem- Rap God "You're never gonna be capable of keeping up at the same pace" and other lines
and it feels like other musicians are calling me out on past behavior and shit
>>695951610
justasplanned
>>695951570
Your picture is better, Parsec
>>695951479
That's some good ol' heresy right there.
>>695951414
Lady Reimu senpai noticed me, today is a good day~
>>695951570
F-fuck me senpai.
>>695951740
>Six of Cups
New elements are entering your life based on things you did in the past, which will work in the present to create the future.
>Knight of Cups
Change and new excitements, particularly of a romantic nature. invitations, opportunities, and offers.
>Knight of Wands (Reversed)
A journey that you are undertaking will be delayed for now while you make room for the new changes to take place.
>>695951010
Shit.
It's accurate.
>>695951389
Now I wonder...
What gives the idea though?
>>695952125
Interesting. Thank you.
>>695950422
readings still going on? I'd like to turn in these dubs for a look at my future.
>>695952076
D'aww. Is it really that special of a thing?
>>695951853
looked through my pics
you get a unique reaction
but post kitty tail
>>695951389
The Empress represents all things feminine. "Getting in touch with your feminine side" and stuff like that. I'm sorry for the terrible quality interpretation. I'm going to head to bed after this -- I'm simply losing all energy right now. Empress can represent pregnancy, birth, spending time in nature, nurturing others, and fostering open communication.
Inverted, it shows you place too much value on others emotional and physical needs. In your attempts to care for others you neglect yourself. As this is over, it sounds like you recently got out of a very "give" relationship?
Temperance represents balance, moderation, and patience. Balance is the single most important aspect. The card depicts an angel with one foot in the water and another on land. The angel carefully pours water from one cup to another. On one side of him grass is tall, on another it's cut. Everything in moderation - a little of both is necessary. It sounds like following that relationship you are now learning to balance things. You're figuring out where you need to give a little to yourself and a little to others. You seem to be in a pretty good place right now.
Tow of Pentacles represents balance, adaptability, time management, etc. It's less about the spiritual, emotional, and mental aspects of balance (whereas temperance represents balance in ALL forms) -- this card focuses only on the tangible. The actual work that goes into balancing your life (tracking things on your calendar, setting alarms, remembering important dates, etc). This explains why the card depicts a juggler, carefully trying to balance two coins.
Inverted, you can't manage your day-to-day activities. In seeking balance you will take on too many responsibilities and overwhelm yourself.
>>695952295
Too bad. You can have these dubs though.
>>695951983
But I am a foot fag at heart.
>>695952076
>Fucks you good.
>>695952295
Question?
Focus?
General prediction?
>>695952301
(S-senpai..)
>>695952571
>Recieves the fucc
>>695952126
It's called 2D-4D ratio. The ratio of the length of your index finger to your ring finger is based almost entirely (like 98%) on the testosterone you received while in the womb. Since the umbilical cord prevents the passage of testosterone from the mother's blood to the child, any testosterone you receive in the womb is wholly produced by the baby.
It's possible, however, that after birth a poor diet or similar behaviors could lead to reduced production of testosterone throughout childhood and even into adulthood - despite the natural predisposition for it.
Your ring finger is almost as long as your middle finger, suggesting you had a shit ton of testosterone in the womb. This means your body produces a shit ton of testosterone under ideal conditions. Either you aren't using this testosterone, or you stopped producing it after birth for some reason.
>>695952358
here ya go
-meowbot
>>695952593
just general. I do appreciate it.
>>695950408
Ah.. I wouldn't say that I don't love it! I'd just always thought of it as narcissism.. You taught me something, papa!
>>695950908
Ahahahah.. Nothing to apologize for! My life has been nothing but stress for some time now anyway.
Get trips
>>695951900
...That and Dre & Eminem's 'Medicine Man' where they say "Doctor's orders, go fuck yourself...go kill yourself...your credibility's gone",etc. and I thought the title was referring to my medicinal marijuana and ecstasy use, and the bit about killing yourself to my previously-public suicidal state. Really sucks being a schizo with delusions of grandeur and persecution.
>>695952908
'Merica.
>>695952358
Shit, that pic is savage.
>>695950908
The readings are always cursed. Aaaaalways *rattles*
>>695952670
That was a good fuck.
I really dislike Reimu as a touhou but she's the one I pick the most when I play the games, doushio ?
>>695953213
>>695953286
pick marisa then.
she's always there for you
-meowbot
>>695952876
>Ace of Cups
Faithfulness, fertility, joy, love. The commencement of creative or artistic projects. All the positive powers of the unconscious mind.
>Three of Swords (Reversed)
War, breaking of a truce, quarrels and enmity.
>Temperance (Reversed)
Imbalance. Volatility. Poor judgement. fickle decisions. Conflicting interests. Physical stress. Disagreements.
It sounds like the next few months, things will go pretty well for you spiritually. After that, you'll begin having some troubles and imbalance in your life again.
>>695952919
>*hugs tight*
>>695953286
How can you not like me? What's so wrong with me?
Even so, smallest hitbox.
>>695953286
Hi Youmu.
>>695953286
Marisa is the better pick, anyway. Of course, if Reisen is a choice, there's always me! She's the most fun! And the most INSANE!
>>695953568
Muu..
*hug*
>>695953550
I've been playing 13 a lot lately and really like Youmu's attacks but she's much harder than Reimu or Marisa..
>>695953707
Your 'hitboxes' do seem a bit...small
I'm starting to get a headache so that'll be it for tonight! We'll probably have another active weekend, so look for me tomorrow night!
Goodnight and thank you for coming as always.
~Reimu
>>695953099
Last one, for senpai of course~
>>695953241
Agreed, we got to do that again sometime~
>>695954147
Great ending!
<3
~Reimu
>>695953748
Reisen a cute ! I want to pet her and play with her ears !
>>695953707
She's rude and a plain jane...
>>695953731
hello
>>695954338
>>695953977
Raymoo is there some sort of dubs bank that I can save mine in until your next thread?
>>695954564
Just take a screencap and post it next time!
~Reimu
>>695953977
>>695954564
Just screencap them Sonya-chan.
>Implying you aren't as flat as a board as well
~Neptune.
Man fuck where do I begin I always have this sense of doom upon me. lost all my friends and gf and I'm an alcoholic and I feel so damn lonely that I feel so damn sad and suicidal everything either pisses me off or makes me sad. I just want to end
>>695954418
Go fucking kill yourself.
>>695954969
Have you ever thinked about what could've throwed you into that spiral of self-destruction, anon?
~Neptune.
>>695953781
I thought Youmu was easy mode
>>695954418
<3
>>695954990
Now now, don't be that way anon. There's enough bunny ears to go around.
~Reisen
I am a former librarian, who believes there is a conspiracy involving other librarians and hackers to smear my name and bar me from the profession. This past summer the American Library Association's FB page was hacked and porn was posted to it. Based on the context and type of porn, I assumed it was stuff I looked at, along with a dick pic I had posted to 4chan. There's more to it then that, such as tweets about me and hashtags, but now they won't allow me into their FB groups and I have a hard time getting interviews. Should I make some sort of public apology, explaining that I've been having addictions and mental health issues?
>>695954969
Yeah alot of fucking crime
>>695954969
Simple. Seek a psychiatrist.
~Reisen
>>695955990
-Pets the rabbit and gently pinches her ears-
>>695955691
I'm bad :c
