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Go a head. Post them
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i want to kill myself
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I want to fuck a Trap, but I don't identify as Bi. I typically am not attracted to biological males, but something about Traps draw me to them.

I guess and odd Fem/Mas balance? Like this one is so fuckable for me....
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>>695937038
I masturbate on cam right before my boyfriend comes to visit me. I ask the strangers online which panties and bra I should wear.
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>>695937038
i kinda like furries.
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Bump
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Rip thread
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I recorded my bf wacking off when im not home, he has no clue. It's so fucking hot, it turns me on everytime I watch it.
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>>695937705
have fun

g/fur (although with avatar fags)
>>695930011

s/fur
>>695931587
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Boyfriend threatens me he's going to kill me if he ever catches me sneaking around behind his back. He wants to have a baby and move in with me. I don't want any of that with him and ive lost contact with all my friends because of him.
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Im a failure
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>>695937038
My friend could never get laid by an arab girl he dated cause, as I paraphrase from her mouth,
>'he was too much of a pussy to take it anywhere exciting and his social anxiety bored me.'
I kekd hard when they broke up.
Also, my best friend is a chubby chaser.
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>>695939555
That's no secret but nice trips. Checked
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>>695937038
I'll vote for D. Trump
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>>695939555
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I troll threads on /b/ with stale copy pasta's... gore threads, creepy pasta's, ylyl, rekt, and beta cringe threads especially.
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I got drunk and posted an image on Facebook saying I used to terrorize kids at the private school across from me. There was no truth to the claim, but now former friends think I'm a creep. Whatevs though
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>>695940002
I Hate him, and every other candidate. (Inc. Sanders) but how the fuck is that a secret?
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>>695939025
one time when i was young i thought those were candy and i ate a bunch of them and thought i was dying because i couldnt feel my mouth and couldnt talk or anything
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>>695940208
My family will hate me for that (if they know obviously)
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I paid for a 4chan pass.
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I'm on steroids.
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>>695939314
Ur a pussy ass bitch, do something about it
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>>695939314
Sounds abusive. Get out now.
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>>695937519
Pics pls.
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>>695937038
I am a cop that likes to do illegal things...
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I wish my girlfriend had bigger tits and a bit prettier face
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>>695940666
satan detected
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I bought an animal partially for the feeling of starting a family.
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>>695940413
Ah. Makes sense.

Being essentially disowned for personal views is kinda shitty.
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>>695940666
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>>695940812
Yeah man
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I'm disappointed when mass shootings and terrorist attacks have a low death toll.
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>>695937245
He said secrets
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>>695937381
It's called being gay.
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I'm currently doing my best to break up a 17 year old with her boyfriend
don't judge me I miss the sex
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>>695937381
Yeah he's cute. Still has a penis though, that's a deal breaker for me. Everyone has unusual sexual fantasies though.
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When I was younger I went into my sisters bedroom and ate like 15 contraception pills. Then I hid the packet so I wouldn't get in trouble.
She got pregnant like 2 weeks later.
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I had sex with a married youtuber with a couple of million subs back when I was an escort in the LA area
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>>695941128
You literally got your sister pregnant.
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>>695940938
id rather see them do more creative attacks and have less casualties than do the boring firing guns into crowds type shit.
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I cant masturbate with my hand
I have to dry hump my bed until i have earth shattering orgasms and instantly fall asleep with no cleanup my nerves in my penis are desensitized so handjobs/bj's that my girlfriend is willing to give no longer works
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>>695940770
Well treat your animal like a baby, thats the whole point.

Good on you!
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>>695941230
The Nice truck was impressive. Different idea and high death toll. Amazing they hadnt tried it before.
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>>695937038
I'm so paranoid about pooping myself in public that every time I take a shit I wrap my finger in toilet paper and shove it up my ass and twirl it around to make sure I've cleaned every bit of shit.
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>>695940883
I am basically on that edge, where if the extent of my views were known to my family, I would be on the street.
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>>695941255
Botched circumcision?
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>>695941444
no dry humping for 14 years does it to you. I am the cause of my pain
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>>695941268
It's also significantly helped my depression so far and made me more productive so that's a bonus.
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>>695941202
That thought never entered my mind, kek.
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>>695941199
More details please
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I have a small dick!
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>>695941199
bullshit
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>>695941426
That's kind of shitty, but I'm not shure about voting for Trump. Well what other choice do I have? Hilary?...
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>>695941199
Youtuber in what area? Gaming?
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I hit the bong all day long in the guardshack Im stationed at.

Idk how many other jobs allow you to hit the bong at work, its definitely better living
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I have an OK sized dick.

6.5 L, 5.25 Around, but is oddly shaped, with decent case of phimosis.

But this is the reason that I am unwilling to try and fuck someone.
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>>695937038
This one time, I accused OP of being a faggot even though I had no proof.
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>>695937038
I secretly fatten up my friends. AMA
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>>695941833
Vote for no-one? That's what I'm doing.

My parents are Massive Trump Supporters, to the point of Fanatical. And just the fact that I don't worship him is enough to just about put me on the streets
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>>695942030
Why?
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>>695942102
I have a fetish for small weight gains, and watching people become pudgy
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>>695941544
called me in for an incall at the hotel he was staying, went down bbbj on him and just fucked afterwards. I didn't know who he was back then as he wasn't very popular on youtube but he was still known on other networks
>>695941782
i can't prove it in any way so it might as well be
>>695941864
ehhh. I don't want to expose anybody. but it's not gaming.
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>>695937245
You and everyone else
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>>695942030
Are you a chef? Baker?

I get the feeling my friends are trying to fatten me sometimes, always bringing me confections from where they work
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Let my cousin give me handjobs in middle school, which led to blowjobs then him wearing his sisters panties and letting me fuck him.
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>>695937038

>innawoods with three other neighborhood kids
>miles in having a good time just roaming woods
>come across a dirt cliff
>all three jumped me 6 months prior, never forgot
>rush them and all three fall
>they hit fucks them up broken arms legs and shit
>oops
>cliff collapses on them suddenly nearly taking me with it
>they are buried alive and I am helpless to provide any help
>walk back home getting my story for the day straight
>police think they were taken by a gang and killed for their organs
>better than the truth
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>>695942249
lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
oooooooooofffffffffffffffffff
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>695942360
Yeah I'm sure you got the drop on three kids and managed to push them off a cliff.
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i touched tips with another guy in the 1st grade
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>>695937038
>met a trap
>totally fooled
>they thought I knew
>let them suk meh cak because horny
>no one must know
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>>695942351
Nope. I mainly try to use reverse psychology, and make sure people always have enough food, but in an innocent manner.
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>>695939314
Tits or die
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>>695942098
Basically if you do vote for no-one, you're giving the advantage to the favorite candidate.
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>>695942249
Did he ask you to hit the subscribe button?
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>>695937245
I want this guy to kill himself
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Had a "boyfriend" in kindergarten and totally kissed and rubbed each other's genitals all the time at daycare. Now I'm a total pervert and horndog.
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>>695937038
I only came back to /b/ to hate niggers after those cops were shot in Dallas.
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>>695942030
dae think this is disgusting and that this guy should kill himself
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>>695942567

I only pushed one they grabbed onto eachother and fell
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>>695937038
I sucked a dude off in my first year of college, I'm currently going into my third year and no one in my group of friends knows and I'm currently considered 100% straight by everyone who knows me, my gf doesn't even know, I'll greentext if anyone is interested, I've posted it one or twice already
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>>695942665
True. But for me, I see the system it self as being broken. By voting, I would be granting legitimacy to the broken system.

Besides HRC will probably just buy the election anyway.
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>>695942894
Blow me
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>>695942360
Why are you hangin with 3 kids who jumped you??

And how do you suddenly got thr balls to fight all 3 at once?
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>>695943013
Alright...
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I want to cucka friend of mine very badly...i got very close once (id probably get away with it too)
(story if anyone gives a shit)
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>>695942894
post it fag
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>>695943010
Nice point of view, more partially...
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>>695942249
You won't expose anybody with telling the area he is working in. Just professional curiosity, that's all.
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>>695943057

I had a gun the plan was to kill them all but I lucked out and nature killed them
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>>695943189
If he doesnt know about it, he's not a cuck.
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>>695943409
Lame story is lame.
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>>695943189
Go for it you disgusting trap
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>>695943448
he does...our entire circle of friends does...
his gf sais she wnats to cheat on him (as a fteish thing) with him in the room...
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>>695943573
wut?
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>>695942249
Is it Miller?
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>>695940145
Why? Gore, rekt, and beta cringe are the only good threads on /b/ anyway.
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>>695943573
this
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>>695943609
I've actually been in that situation with my cousin and her husband. I fucked my cousin while her cuck husband watched. Was fucking crazy.
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>>695943189
I chucked my best friend...his ex wife is sitting at my feet
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>>695943194
Aight
>be me, 2 years ago
>just started college, new friends, new social life, happy days
>out with friends
>horny as fuck cus no gf
>on /b/ so I'm halfways a fag anyway
>scroll through trap threads and cum eating threads that pop up so curious
>friends dissappear with the girls they meet
>on my own in the smoking area, met a bi dude
>never tried anything with another dude either
>sneak away together
>cont.
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>>695943800
Hell that's no fun, fuck the husband, much more fun
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>>695943760
Those threads produced the best copy pasta's. So I post them there because they are the most relevant in those particular threads. Maximum newfag baiting. I just do it for the attention.

>troller gonna troll

I like those threads too.
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>>695943778
>>695943573
move in on the cucking or what?
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sucking a huge dick now would be fine
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>>695944085
If you are wanting to cuck a gay couple you know by having sex with the one dressed like a female, have at it
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>>695942568
Who hasn't?
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>>695944286
>If you are wanting to cuck a gay couple you know by having sex with the one dressed like a female, have at it
how tf did you come to that conclusion?
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>>695942360
Jesus what third world shithole of a country do you live in where that story would fly? Not that it's not complete bullshit in the first place but still...
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>>695943348
I guess so.

That same money probably paid off the FBI aswell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L611BmxKNhU

(Not Quite the same, but still kinda applies?)
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>>695943959
More
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>>695943800
You fucked your gay cousin while his husband watched?
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>>695944286
this
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>>695944371
It's what you said
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>>695944436
Nice music btw
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>>695937038
I like to masturbate in public.
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>>695937038
I am gay
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>>695944733
how about you shitpost even harder faggot?
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I fucked my 44 year old step mother when I was 20, multiple times, in the room directly above my dad's office. Damn that felt good.
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My boyfriend likes to hit me and call me a "fucking faggot bitch" whenever we make love. I pretend like it doesn't bother me but it does.
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>>695944884
Highly doubt it... You love pounding pussy every chance you get.
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>>695937245
i'm a virgin but all my friends have no idea lol.
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I like to look at my dick while its covered in whipped cream.
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>>695941035
explanation?
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>>695944884
you're are an faggot
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>>695944934
You like your gay cousin turning your penis in to a "shitpost". Hmm well
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>>695939314
That's tough. But you should get out now, this kind of situation only gets worse
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Met my wife on omegle, no one knows about it. Made her fuck me on it while another girl watched. Was fun at the moment but eh
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My stepmom pegged me
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>>695945184
Mega faggot
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>>695944537
>she
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>>695937038

When i was 14 i came inside some girls shampoo bottle at her birthday party.
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I'm drunk, and my head is fucked up.. I guess I am just another /b/tard.
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>>695943991
>we talk for a bit, he's a pretty cool dude
>I start to warm to the idea of it going somewhere
>still curious so I decide to go for it, probably because I was so horney
>also kinda jelous of my friends for getting their dicks sucked that night
>ask him if I can suck his dick
>hes kinda hesitant at first but says yeah
>decide to go back to mine after for a bit of privacy
>bit of trouble with security but we get in
>get inside my room, he unzips and whips it out before the door is even closed
>instant boner, I drop to my knees and start sucking straight away
>itssogoood.jpg
>fills my mouth, tastes delicious, and when he let out precum it tasted so good
>suck for a bit and then let him take over, fucking my mouth as he liked
>this is the part I'm uncomfortable about, cause even though it was a one time thing, and I was terrible, I absolutely loved that part, I still get of to it to this day, and I've been straight since so it confuses me
>he finishes in my mouth/throat and makes me swallow it
>He sleeps at mine, not in the same bed
>ask him not to tell anyone in the morning
>he's a cool dude, no problem man
>tfw no one found out
>tfw a random dude cumming down your throat is one of your No.1 wanking memories
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>>695944822
I guess. Still kinda too "Poppy" for my taste.
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>>695945242
keked, ill give you that
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>>695945325
Hmm well I guess /b does call trannys "she" but I still prefer "he"
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>>695944516
It started with drunk touching at their house...then flirting....then fucking her when he went out for pizza....he was playing psychological games to get her to cheat to get her to divorce him.....he molested a 13 year old.... she divoiced him....sitting at my feet at the moment.
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>>695937038
> 30
> Wife 28
> Married for 5 years
> Her sister is 24
> Been sleeping with her sister for the past 7 years
> Wife has no idea
> Sister and I don't care, it's just sex
> Fucking amazing
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>>695945589
But the lyrics tho
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I have a fantasy where I'm cursed - slowly turning into a woman. Despite what I do, I can't fight it. I end up with the realization of what it would be like for that to happen to a straight guy.

It wouldn't be fun and games. It would be traumatic and very different. It's really fucking hot to me for some reason.
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>>695942713
Underrated post
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In a relationship but went to the beach today with my sister and checked out all the girls.
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>>695945873
> sister is actually a man
> giant
> 6'5
> nigger
> named tyrone
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>>695946268
LMAO

> Her sister is not a man
> She's short
> 5'2"
> white as fuck
> Jessica
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>>695945532
>>tfw a random dude cumming down your throat is one of your No.1 wanking memories
>I've been straight since so it confuses me

I got some news for you anon...
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>>695937038
This is an obvious FBI thread.
Hello fbi
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>>695945924
True. True. That is one thing they have over my typical stuff.

I like the style of my stuff, but the lyrics are lacking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whRJErSHIuI
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>>695937705
Same tbh. It's happened so suddenly
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>>695946443
> that's the description I role play for tyrone
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>>695946083
That's a completely normal thing for a guy to do.
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>>695945873
Does your wife not do the things her sister does?
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>>695945419
nice
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>>695946728
Not a guy.
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>>695946753
Are you an idiot? It's his sister. Will fuck 10/10.
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>>695946707
I'm sure you and Tyrone are very happy together lol

>>695946753
Ehh, wife does pretty much everything. The one thing her sister does that she doesn't happens to be my fav position which is doggy. Her sister loves it. Wife doesn't :\
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>>695946753
Well no, for one my wife has no penis but her sister does
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>have cousin sit on lap for various reasons
>to play on my laptop etc
>she has perfect azz
>is 9
>diamonds every time

Nobody can help me
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>>695946958
Please tell my wife's son I love him. Thank you
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>>695939314
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>>695944971
greentext.
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I was speeding through the outskirts of my town and hit some parked car's side mirror with my side mirror, but my mirror was stronger and knocked the other mirror off; I later learned that the person who owned the car is my girlfriend's best friend, and haven't told her. She had to shell out some cash, but it's all daddy's money, so I don't care.
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>>695946957
Not my sister. My wife's sister. But yes, still 10/10 would fuck.
>>695946960
This fucker isn't me lol
>>695947070
....okay?
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>>695946958
Just don't let your wife, shantel, know you're banging her tranny brother tyrone
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>>695947218
Not black. Would never fuck black person. I like not getting aids. Wife's name is Ameli, white as fuck lol
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I've been grooming my little sister to be an obedient little sex slave for the past 4 years. She sucks me off on command whenever were alone and when she gets her first period and becomes a woman I'm gonna fuck her tight little pussy into a sloppy mess. Until then blow jobs and hand jobs will have to do.
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>>695942713
Keked so hard
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>>695947356
does your sister also have to be albert einstein?
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>>695939314
Good, you need to know your role, woman. Now make him a sandwich!
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>>695947214
Are their pussies similar?
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>>695942621
you fat shit
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I like have sex with toast
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>grill9 and i play wrestled each other about a year back
>she gets me into a leglock
>i go ahead and take big whiffs
>whiffs turn into mouth covering vag over the clothes
>over the clothes later becomes skirt
>skirt is commando
>go ahead and lick her fresh
>grill9 leveled up to grill10
>ate her out about 4 times
>shes coming over in a week
>i told her next time we would fuck
>maybe i should convince her to only want me and wait until she levels up a few more times
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>>695947356
lol, i assume she's like 4yo and/or imaginary
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>>695947571
you know you're a newfag when
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None of my close friends know it, but I secretly really like to be treated like a little bitch and rammed by larger men. Not a femanon.
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>>695947344
Tyrone and shantel both make me pretend they are Caucasian, odd they have the same fetish without knowing the other does as well.
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>>695947356
Do you have pics?
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i nearly got jailed from someone hacking cp on to my phone
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I was diagnosed with schizophrenia and manic depression but I'm not going to tell anyone even though the voice tells me they already know.
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>>695947616
periods means she can get pregnant you dipshit

enjoy fathering retarded deformed kids
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>>695946658
/b/ got me into traps, lolis, scat, and other stupid shit but never into furries
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>>695947542
DUDE! I posted this secret like last week on one of these and someone asked me the same question lol

They are eerily similar! Like subtle differences but still, it's creepy. Taste is different.
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>>695947582
>>695947616
im the dipshit. it was to go to child rapist over here
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>>695947542
Well one is a vagina, the other a penis. Other than that yes, both a slight chicken smell and black as night.
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My biggest fantasy is to be a a sexy little housewife and mother. Cooking, cleaning, and taking care of kids all day then pleasing my man all night. I don't think my man will ever be in a situation where we can financially do that though.
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>>695937381
There is a scale.. nobody is 100% straight or gay.
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>>695947844
Who is sluttier? Where do they like you to cum?
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When I was ~7 I had a friend of the same age sleep over. We had to share a bed bc he was scared to sleep on the floor and so was I. Eventually we ended up kissing and we got butt naked. Keep in mind this was at like 12 AM so my parents were asleep. We didn't know about oral sex so we did the next best thing and we just kissed each other's butt cheeks and kissed each other's tips. Haven't done anything like that ever since.
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>>695947959
Someone is a little jealous
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>>695947960
We Can.
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>>695947799
that has nothing to do with anything, so what are you crying about exactly?
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>>695943959
Pic of her with timestamp and your dick in her mouth or it didn't happen!
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>>695937038
I write "WE ALL HAVE SECRETS" in Black Magic Marker on Library Reference books.
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>>695947992
I guess so. I probably fall into like a 65-75% straight area?
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I want nothing more than to destroy my 13 yo sister's pussy
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>>695937038
i want to fuck my 2nd grade cousin...he is 9 years old.
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>>695948031
Tyrone is, but you get that with gay black men
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>>695948206
And you are female I HOPE
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Ive wanted to kill myself for years and years but im too big of a pussy to actually do it.
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>>695948189
just get physically playfull with her and she might just get carried away...
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>>695948031
Sister. By far. Especially cause she's fucking her sister's husband lol. Also, I'm my wife's only sexual partner.

Both prefer pussy, which is my preferred place anyway. Haven't used condom with S-I-L in like....5 years? Obv haven't with wife in forever.
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>>695948298
why would a female want a 9 yo dick hahhahahahha
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>>695948148
She is literally asleep
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>>695948206
> his name is tyrone
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>>695948388
Its to think both sister are dripping with your cum at the same time
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>>695945873
how the fuck do you get away with this??? also if real props man you livin the dream
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>>695948523
im not anglo-saxan
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>>695948522
I remain unconvinced. Show asshole. With timestamp. And Sharpie in pooper. When she wakes up, just tell her you needed to prove a point.
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>>695948379
Oh I plan to
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>>695948388
Tyrone the sista man. He fingers me every way he can. Shantel doesn't know we fuck in her van.
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>>695948766
or if you are bold enough just get her some booze of anything like it
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>>695948681
It's probably happened actually now that I think about it lol

>>695948718
Wife is a overnight nurse. Makes this very simple. I got lucky. And thanks for the props!
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>>695948839
i bet u are a cuckfag crazy for niggers
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>>695948760
Thats one hell of a surprise to wake up too...it doesn't verify story...just I have a girl a timestamp and a sharpie in her butt. 9 out 10 gfs on /b/ know the drill
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>>695949006
Havery you fucked the sister with your wife still on your cock...has she tasted her? Does the sister like the power she has...does she know she is a total whore?
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>>695947960
Why's that?
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I showered with my 7yo niece earlier tonight
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been with more guys then women not complaining about it ether also my cock
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>>695949006
Tyrone works as a male escort, so easy to work around shantels nurse schedule
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>>695949432
Because gay marriage is not allowed in their country
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>>695949394
No, I've actually been considerate about that so I've made sure to shower/wash if I know I'm gonna be seeing the other, so to the follow up: no.

Does she like the power? Probably. It's basically just sex and stuff. There's no romantic part to it other than friendly. Nothing to gain. Doesn't ask for anything. It's actually perfect.

We both know we are both total whores and laugh about how wrong it is. A few years ago after I had gotten married we discussed stopping. But the sex is literally too good.
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>>695949394
O yea she's tasted tyrones poo on me before. She just thought it was our live in boyfriend Melvins poo
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>>695949451
Let's see that niece?
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>>695949712
Is she married too?
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I used to bash furries, and now I find them attractive. I also use to think I was only into women... Woops....
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>>695948089

>Kissed each others buttcheeks and tips.

Kek. Underrated.
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>>695949712
And besides shantel has no penis but Tyrone does. No reason to stop
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>>695949937
It can be pretty hot...the whole fursona thing is pretty gay...is just anime with animals.
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>>695949876
Nope. Had a boyfriend for a bit. Didn't fuck during that time a whole lot. She was considerate enough to tell me when she was gonna be seeing him so I didn't get the sloppy seconds lol

But she's been single since, she's working on her masters, so basically I'm her sextoy when she needs to get off....which is like multiple times a week lol
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Im in love with a transsexual.
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>>695950156
Couldn't agree more
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>>695949762
I'll get right on that...
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>Be me
>Sitting on the couch
>Dog walks in looking horny
>I get raped
>Spaghetti slips out of my pockets
>9 months later tell mom i'm pregnant
>Mom still doesn't know it was the dog
Fin
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>>695949515
nice cock anon 8/10
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I like to cause pain in any possible way to my best friends and boyfriends. They think i'm a good person. Also i enjoy watching animal cruelty and murder videos and fap on it.
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My parents and friends have no idea how much of an alcoholic I am.
It's real bad.
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>>695949150
I can almost see her asshole. I almost believe you.
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Kek
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>>695950197
If she does get married...tell her she has to find a guy that looks like you...so you font have to stop.
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The mother of a former co-worker posted 3 pictures of her 3-year old granddaughter in a bathtub to a social media site. I know she did it because she thinks they are cute but it is taking every bit of restraint in me to not go back and look at them again.
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I can only get off while either being choked or brutalized, but my new(ish, it's been over a year) boyfriend refuses to do anything of the sort. One of my friends has been secretly choking me to orgasm to keep me satisfied.
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>>695937381
You're gay, just admit it.
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>>695949451
are you used to be this intimate with her?
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I avoid relationships because I come too fast.
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>>695949432
Why is that what I want or why can't I have it?
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>>695950245
/b/ just goes kinda overboard with hive mind shaming. This year its betas and cucks.
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>>695937519
Slut
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>>695950502
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>>695937038

My girlfriend is really popular, and she's friends with a ton of people on Twitter. They all share their nudes together and I sometimes log into her account and download some of them and zip them in an archive for me to save.
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>>695950529
LOL

I don't think I have to worry about that for a while. Unfortunately, wife and I may be moving across the country soon. which means holidays are about to be insane assuming we can find alone time hahaha

But yeah, she will always be the best sex I've ever had. A) because she's amazing. B) because she's my wife's little sister C) because I've been fucking her since she I took her vcard at 17 lol
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I've been in a two-year online relationship with a married girl from another country who I met in WoW.
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>>695950197
Tyrone used to be married to Desean but he died of colon proliferation.
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>>695937038
hyiu want to know a fucking sevcrt i am drunk
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>>695950887
That is something you've got go prove
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>>695937038
I love Indian feet!
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>>695950354
only 8" i have friends that are way bigger
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I caused my mom and dad to divorce. Simply by planting evidence, paying for hookers to call and also talk to him when they were together, and making up stories. I plan on doing the same next year to my brother and his wife because I love seeing people in pain.
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>>695950529
It's more of my smell Tyrone likes than my looks
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I made out with my cousin multiple times when I was younger. I still get really horny for her, and so I satisfy the need by taking creepshots of her, and once I jerked off with her dirty underwear.... I hate myself..
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>>695937519
If I was your BF...Id watch you masterbate to strangers...then give them a show of me fucking you
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>>695948141
you obviously like making up stories like the summer fag you are.

waiting to fuck your little sister when she has her period? do you think her pussy opens up when she first bleeds?

lol you a virgin?
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>>695950780
Ok it's nice thank you you dirty bastard!
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>>695950560
Nah.

It's just that I don't care if they have a dick. If it is a biological female? Ok. If not? So what.

Just as long as they are a good person, and look cute.
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>>695937038
I've been cheating on my gf for years, mostly with girls that will do what she won't/can't (anal, deepthroat) and even tried a trap for lulz (was kinda drunk and it was good enough that I didn't realise till later) and had a decent enough time.
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i go on omegle get naked and start mastrubating
i hope to find girls but in the end i just cum to the fake cams and hate myself afterwards
iam also a 20 year old virgin with a shitty personality
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>>695950948
Thats tough...I wouldn't give it up that easy.

>I'm a sexual deviant on a self destructive path
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I post on these all the time in hopes my boyfriend will see them and pick a fight with me but also try to see if he posts anything.
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