Why don't millennials want children?
>>697789272
You dont need to have children, Besides, children are expensive.
>>697789272
They're expensive
They're gross
They are constricting
Also because our generation has quite a high rate of divorce/breakups after child birth. Meaning a risky commitment.
>>697789272
They subconsciously know how big of a shitheel they are, and they know it would only be worse with the special little faggot snowflakes they would raise.
Thank God for that.
>>697789272
Because they're selfish, plain and simple. Not being fit to be a parent has nothing to do it.
>>697789272
>[citation needed]
>>697789272
Because we live in a time of much luxury. There's a lot of things more fun than raising children to occupy our time. Why raise children when you can buy toys with your disposable income and enjoy life stress free. If you say to keep the species going you should kill yourself. You've qualified yourself as a parasite and are too stupid to see how awful we are.
Because I don't want to be responsible for anything that grows up to be like you, OP.
Because Old gen fucked the world up and keeps on doing.
>>697789782
As proven by >>697789673
Even Satan agrees >>697789666
I want my freedom.
No telling at the kid to find his shoes, put them on, and making him go to the grocery store because I'm missing just 1 egg to make dinner, fighting with him the entire ride, in the store... I hate not being able to go where I want, when I want. My parents gave me a 10 pm curfew up until I graduated uni and moved out. I had to tell them where I was going, when, who would be there, when Id be back, assuming they'd even let me go. I waited too long to get this freedom. I'm never giving it up.
People would rather play video games and party and let the white race die than grow up and do your duty as a human being
>>697789272
>>697777777
>>697789673
>not automatically perpetuating genetic reproduction cycle
>"selfish"
I heard somewhere "Thirty is the new Twenty".
They're too busy living the carefree-partying lifestyle to even consider the idea of having a child. A child slows you down, restricts you, gives you responsibilities many of them simply don't want to have.
because dogs are better
>>697789272
>pay out the ass for your kids
>they're still ungrateful, selfish assholes until they're adults, and even then it still might not change
I don't think I could handle that.
>>697789272
Femminism
>>697789673
How does not wanting children male you selfish? Is it a duty to procreate? You sound like a bitter normalfag that deeply regrets having children and can't stand seeing people make better choices.
>>697789272
Because 9/10 millineals act like the children they'd be raising
>>697790488
>tries to justify their selfishness with ad hominem attacks
>>697789272
Because in nature, if resources are too scarce, animals will not breed. Same goes for us. Not enough money and no homes. Not a resourceful time to breed. Those that do tend to be stupid and on benefits.
>>697790049
This right here is the problem with the Internet. Backcountry retards have an Internet connection and can express their primitive and retarded opinions.
Overpopulation.
Religious people are still having tons of children, even millennials.
The better question is why the nonreligious aren't having children.
>>697790749
Because we're smart.
>>697790679
then why do black families have like 1000000000000000 kids
>>697789272
Individualism tells them that the self is more important than collectivism.
Individualism breed from the globalist shill.
Im 19, i dont want kids because relationships dont work anymore, marriage doesnt work anymore, all this shit that you old fuckers ruined by being whores has trained society to be pretty much a bunch of swingers and faggots. Thanks guys
>>697790643
This is /b/ fucktard. Not reddit. How about you conidering context before you try and sound smart on an anonymous image board.
because i dont want to be in debt and be stuck with a flipper baby and a fat wife. get a dog op
>>697789272
>Shills
Nothing to see here folks.
>>697789272
Because 30soemthings like me are telling them not to do it. Don't fall into that trap. That suck the soul right out of you.
>>697790962
This guy knows
>crushes you financially unless you make good money
>takes up all your time. get home from a hard day at work and spend rest of evening with an annoying kid because you have too
>causes insane amounts of stress
destroys your life entirely unless you are rich and dont have to work
>>697790930
Thould I conider your lithp too, faggot?
>>697789272
Why would I want a loud shit machine?
>>697790636
What's wrong with that? There are plenty of parents like that
>>697790818
vast majority of others breed away with zero regard; your non-breeding only servers to eliminate your genetic line; doesn't remotely affect population growth; yes- real smart
7 billion is enough.
>>697790749
Nonreligious people believe that there is no afterlife and while quite a lot of nonreligious people say they don't believe in God because they're "too intelligent to" I think most think their life is shit and if God was real He wouldn't allow it to be so. With that in mind, why would a person who thinks life is shit and there is nothing better coming in the future - even after they die - why would they ever want to bring more life into the world?
>>697790861
>tfw when you realize that crime is the only thing that has kept niggers from overrunning this country
To many people on the planet would say. Plus I don't really want to grow up just yet. Oh, and then there are the shitty diapers. And the crying. And begging. And schooling. And more clothing. And food. Fuck children. Fuck them straight to hell
>>697789272
Nig I'm too much of a drug using alcoholic to even have a relationship or even live to 30 much less a child.
>>697789272
Most don't, until they hit 30, then they have to play catch up with their friends... trust me, you will see it...
>>697791096
Haha now resorting to criticizing an obvious autocorrect error. You must not have much in your life. Your ego is obviously fragile.
because im selfish and dont want a shitbag that i will take full responsiblity of for the next 18 years, not until maybe my mid thirties
>>697789272
Why are you 40 and still hanging out on /b/?
>>697791081
ya this, i see so many professional families hiring a nanny to take care of their kids.
it's easy if you have family who can help. after they turn four or five, and if you live in a good family neighborhood, kids can police themselves. becomes a lot easier.
if you do it with just you and a spouse in the suburbs, it's way too much stress
Idk, I hope one day I am married with children, it has always been something that seemed positive to me.
>>697789272
Why have a child i cant afford?
>>697789610
Baby boomers are the worst grandparents. My in laws are entitled shit heads. I would not have a kid to spite them.
>>697789272
I want children
don't ban me plox
>>697791678
Get a better job or a career maybe? All you guys do is make excuses.
Ask your parents if they planned to have you. I highly doubt they'll say yes.
Its something people grow into if they're lucky to get dat booty.
>>697789610
Second response, best response. You have to marry a woman to have kids, which means you are 90% likely to get everything taken away from you after she decides to fuck someone else.
>>697791448
>this much projection
Damn, I should have brought popcorn and a drink.
>>697790861
Because we send aid. So suddenly there's a lot of food. Then they breed and the aid runs out leaving them with starving children. Rape and lack of protection is a major issue there too.
>>697789272
I was born in '76. I never wanted kids. I don't like kids. They're fucking annoying.
Granted, now I have a kid, but it was unplanned. I don't regret it - I love my son. However, I'm very glad I didn't have a kid in my 20s.
Millennials are too fucking young to have kids. Really, your 20s should be your time to have fun - work shitty jobs, have little responsibility, date different people, make mistakes (and hopefully learn from them), etc.
It's not the 1950s anymore. There's not really any economic reason to have kids. When your girlfriend/wife/whatever's biological clock starts ticking, go ahead and pop a few out, but until then enjoy your life. It's the only one you got.
Bringing a human being into this world KNOWING how fucked up it is and what they'll face in life is morally wrong.
adopt kids
can pick any age and only have to raise for a couple years if you want instead of 18
kids will be super greatful to have real parent
don't have to get married
can adopt alone
don't have to deal with changing a baby and dealing with crying
can do fun stuff with your kid like hiking/biking
teach them how to do stuff
you get subsidies by the government so you won't much or any money
you could single handedly prevent a kid(s) from going into crime and being a burden on society
Because the ice is melting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMVMbmQBug
>be me
>27, want to spread my seed before its too late
>find a dumb country bitch that's 6 foot tall and strong from working dem fields
>use my city charms to convince her i am the one
>fuck like bunnies for a few weeks, she gets pregnant
>confirm its a boy, my progeny will be strong
>tell her my country needs me and i need to join the army
>shes all gooey over the idea of me being a soldier
>join the reserves so i have paperwork and shit to show her
>she thinks im in the SAS
>send her letters that i overly censor myself with black marker
>she doesn't know im living with my parents playing overwatch all day
>my job on earth is done, my son will be raised by a good country family thinking that his dad is off on some special forces murder marathon for life
>i can die now
>>697792433
>don't have to get married
If you're female.
>>697789272
cuz society is shitty and getting worse every day, I don't wanna put my child through the end times, it isnt worth it to have children nowadays, it's costly and typically has a shitty turnout. I got me a girl who can't even get pregnant so git phukt.
>>697792433
>can adopt alone
lol no
>>697791387
You are my spirit animal, nigga
>>697789673
this
>>697790158
Pretty much this. I'd honestly like a pronatalist to defend having kids
>>697791737
this.
>>697789673
thats the most retarded logic I've ever heard
>>697789272
probably cause its easier for people to travel and do cool shit now, so we have better ways to use our free time
>>697789272
no suitable partners for reproductive purposes
insufficient funds
>>697789272
because the generation before us fucked up the economy and now you can either have a house and a good life, or you can be poor with shitty kids
>>697790903
Same.
I can't promise kids a perfect life and I don't want to force someone to live a less than perfect life
Its hard to find a girl with good genes, nice looking AND have a good personality. Not to mention we both would need to have our lives together.
i know that its selfish to not reproduce, or continue on the white race, but i don't think I'll ever be mentally ready to raise a kid or financially. my family already really sucks with money, and they kind of fucked me in college.
i wouldnt want to do that to someone who i would love the most, ever. i wouldnt want the chance to be some evil villain to someone i made. i'd hate it
>>697789272
Your own picture is at least half the reason. Children are shit and expensive.
>>697790207
A thousand times this.
>>697789272
millennials either don't want kids, or they had 2 of them before they were 18 years old
>>697791959
There are actually people who believe this, though.
>>697791256
>>697792392
This
The world is fucked. Why add to the suffering?
>>697789272
I wouldnt say that I dont want one, but I just dont wanna risk having a relationship where my wife will say "Fuck it" and leave me, with half my shit, for some other fuck. I'll adopt instead.
>>697789272
Rich Millenial Fag here
got 12 million for my 16thth birthday, decided to build a large house in town, wife and i have twins, and I will say it is the most rewarding experience I've ever experienced
>>697793473
So your Sims game is going well. That's nice.
>>697793473
And I'm Jesus, your friendly neighbourhood crack fiend
>>697793473
>Just going on the internet and lying.
>>697793564
topkek
>>697790049
>your duty
doesn't exist
>>697789272
>mfw I'm 21 with an 8 month old daughter
>mfw it ruined my perfect 6 year long relationship
>mfw I wish everyday I could kill myself but don't because I have to take care of her
>>697792433
You do know adopting a child costs actual money right? They don't stick orphans in a box in front of walmart like they do kittens.
Adoption takes cash and time , and more often than not they'll deny you.
>>697792643
jared?
>>697790643
that's not an ad hominem. he asked a good question
>is it a duty to procreate
then told you what you sound like, which was accurate. butthurt much
>>697791959
I am trying. It doesnt happen overnight anon
>>697793880
No, Tyrone
>>697793963
Nothing good will come out of it. Work as little as possible to do the things you enjoy.
>inb4 pussy, money,
>>697793914
"you sound like a bitter normalfag"
>not knowing what ad hominem is
You should also learn when someone is not samefagging, it will make you look less stupid.
>>697793817
>they'll deny you.
I'll never completely understand this. Anyone from the moment they enter puberty until the moment they are simply no longer capable are allowed to have children and add to the already overpopulated planet but countless couples and singles who genuinely want a child who has been abandoned or otherwise left alone in the world and is in need of a parent get turned down.
>>697793564
>>697793612
>>697793729
>tfw Wage Slaves get this salty
>>697794137
>still avoiding the question
Because I've seen Louis CK and know better.
>>697789272
The desire in reproduce is hardwired into ppl. And millennials have limited, if any, impulse control - those they can't control their sexual impulses
>>697791959
>get a better job
I love how older people think getting a job is as easy as when they were 17-24 when they didn't have to compete with older people for minimum wage jobs or get lied to in school so you take a course on something and waste your fucking time and still not be able to get a decent job
>>697792392
Pussy! You bring kids in to the world so they can dominate their enemies and shit. Like, you live, you die, you come back shiny and chrome with a memory wipe but x3 now because 3 kids. And you teach them well because they're you. Are you so much of a pussy you prefer dying to living eternally? Too much effort? God damn some of you are such cucks
>>697794196
>still not understanding I am not the original person you replied to, I am just making fun of your retarded millenial ass
>>697789272
Because millennials are destroying society with PC bullshit, radical politics, and crying about every little thing that doesn't fit their idea of a perfect world tailored to them. I refuse to raise a child that will inevitably be poisoned by them.
because having children is litterally the worst thing you could do, our parents spent so long teaching us about safe sex and stds, that they never taught us what to do if we actually want kids
>>697794174
I said I was glad to see your Sims game going well, I didn't get salty you little shit.
>>697794426
>implying I'm any of those people above my post
I just wanted the original dude to defend calling procreation a "duty"
>>697794540
>Has Better Life than you
>hurr sims
>>697794547
Uh huh.
>>697794356
Do you honestly believe this? Like, honestly? I mean, if you want to drag on your genetic line, O.K. but do you actually think having kids makes you live eternally?
Jesus Christ I need to take a break
>>697789764
Everybody laugh at this faggot and his retarded le {shitation needed} XDD
Fuck off you cunt.
>>697794135
I enjoy working.
>>697794689
>no one ever lies on the internet
Glad to meet you, I am the Pope. Would you like your twins blessed?
>>697794731
Well there you go. You are different than most people.
>>697794731
Then you are not working. You have a hobby that you get paid for.
>>697794722
Yep
>>697789272
>you come back shiny and chrome with a memory wipe
People this stupid actually want multiple children.
>>697794797
>people lie online
>Hurr not a NEET must be lie
>>697790712
>/4chan/
>>697794839
Thanks
>>697794912
Huh? Im still working. I still have hobbies outside of work. Im looking to change jobs because i dont get paid enough. How am i not working?
>blaming it on kids being X
in reality, most millennial couples are little more than fuck buddies afraid of marriage. men don't trust the women. women don't want to be tied down by their biology or a man. yet neither wants to be alone.
sad generation.
>>697795111
How is it sad?
>>697789272
/b/ro you do not obviously live in a state with Mexicans
>>697794356
>shiny
>chrome
Are you retarded?
Because I'm fucked up enough already. Not gonna drag a kid into my shitty life.
>>697795111
Men don't trust women because most of them have become whores who demand do special treatment while meeting zero of the needs of their partners
>>697795069
>still trying this hard
>>697789673
Having a child is so selfish. Oh let me download my ideals into my clone so they can be the same if not bigger piece of shit than me
>>697790636
/thread
>>697789272
Because mom's basement is already too crowded.
>>697790207
>because dogs are better
You can't fuck your dog...
>>697789272
Kek, how old are you, pops?
>>697795506
Cause life sucks enough as it is
>>697790207
/thread
>>697792754
>pronatalist
No such thing. It's the default position. Even if you're too fugly to ever get laid, it's still what drives you to piss yourself out when you're on fire.
>>697789272
>Drain on your resources
>Cost a shitton of money
>You wont be able to do anything with at least another 18 years of your life.
>They break your shit, guaranteed.
>You are directly responsible for any trouble they happen to get into as a minor
>Have to play "life coach" for a good portion of that time
>Guaranteed that you will be emotionally abused by them, and if you do it back, the judiciary system gets involved
>Not to mention you may end up doing it by yourself, because having a kid isnt a binding contract between two people to raise said kid.
>Said kid will probably just be a fuck up anyway.
Yeah, nah.
>>697789272
Because I am going to guess that at least 80 to 90 percent of first children who have been born were unintentional. Even in older times where marriage was a pre-requisite for having sex that first kid always came a little too soon.
With better education about contraception and just WAAAAY better things to spend money on than a screaming baby why on Earth would today's maturing youth want to strap themselves to a shitty anchor for 18 or more years?
>>697793769
Just kill the kid first.
>>697792999
>and I don't want to force someone to live a less than perfect life
What about the boislaves chained up in your basement?
Also nice trips
>>697795522
Not old just a concerned white man who would rather complain about how my fellow whites aren't forcing more white people to live in this Jewish world instead of sacrificing myself to actually make the world better so as to make whites more likely to procreate.
That's all
>>697795506
Says who, faggot?
>>697796017
You sound like a fucking idiot. Black, white, Jewish, Aryan, who fucking cares? The world's going to burn anyway and all humanity is scum. I'm going to be dead in sixty years which means I won't be around to reap the benefits of whatever I do in this life. Subsequent generations can kiss my fucking ass.
>>697795374
I'm glad you feel this way. Definitely don't have one.
i'd love to have children, but we live in an increasingly shit world and causing someone to live through what's coming would be pretty selfish
>>697796015
Wish I had boipuss at the ready in basement
;_;
>>697792074
mirage means fuck all dude were are you from 1930
>>697789272
Im no millenial and I dont want children. Why?
Because they are expensive, gross, goodbye to party nights. Bbye to life.
Also having to have THAT inside you for 9 months and then have an extremely painful labor? No thanks
>>697796335
You actually think I was serious? I mean, probably close but yeah, fuck the future. Fuck earth, fuck everything
>>697797188
Me again. Also dogs are way better
>>697797188
Tits or gtfo
>>697797258
That's my fetish
>>697797295
lel
>>697789906
you're never free as long as you have a social security number.
>>697790861
Cos they're niggers
>>697795506
maybe YOU can't
Girlfriends and wives scream muh rights muh women rights yet expect men to pay for dates and be the breadwinner. Fuck that I want to be a stay at home dad and play vidya. I mean my mom raised me and my sisters my dad pulls 120k a year and she just always sat on the Internet and did fuck all, she's one of the highest levels on fucking Farmville man. It's nuts.
That and there's no good jobs till these 50 somes die off. They're all in high ranking positions without degrees yet want people with 20+ years of experience to make over 15$
Let's touch each other's buttholes in Second Life.
>>>/vg/150521972
>>697789272
>>697790488
Yes it is your duty to continue your family line, oherwise you're a dead end and a disgrace to your whole family
>>697789272
I want children(9 to be precise), to be the best father in the world, different from my dad, who won the worst dad in the world history of fathers
>>697797295
>Being this newfag
Anon isn't attention whoring and did not state personal gender. L2uselingocorrectly.
>>697798061
why so many tho?
>>697798135
thanks
>>697798135
Literally maximum anger
>>697789272
>Why don't millennials want children?
Because they're smarter than they look.
>>697798135
>saying being this new when your the newfag
All bitches show tits with timestamp White knight faggot
>>697791959
We would if they existed.
Because the economy is still too fucked by baby boomers to support a child.
This planet is becoming more and more over populated every day. I'm 21 but i still feel that when the time comes i'll definitely want to have children. However i can plainly see why someone may not want to.
Honestly they are just expensive little money pit germ sacks of despair for most.
>>697798382
She never mentioned gender
She wasnt attention whoring
>mfw faggots like you have ruined 4chan
>mfw you have been here all morning
>>697798560
exactly
>>697798142
Daddy issues
>>697798560
>21
You're too old. Only way to make up is by knocking up a 18 year old whenever "the time comes"
>>697798545
>Because the economy is still too fucked by baby boomers to support a child.
How do you figure the boomers had anything to do with the economy? Try Nixon abrogating the Bretton Woods agreement in order to fund Viet Nam, the US pledging support for Israel in the 1973 sucker punch war which led to the "gas crisis" which was a real kick in the balls for the US and finally REAGAN's insane military spending. Then the real estate collapse in 2008.
Focus more on Jew bankers.
>>697789272
Because Autism is fucking scary.
>>697798677
Well, I hope you can sutain them! And good luck m8, I think you'd be a cool dad
>>697798382
>>>/r9k/
You seem angry, anon. Perhaps if you did not call women "bitches" and used just a touch of politeness, you could maybe find a decent one to love your broken self.
because in this gen, we are our own children
we want to spend all our money on toys for ourselves, like smartphones and netflix
we live like teenagers until mid 30s, and teenage pregnancy is something you don't want, lol
>>697789272
because the are children
>>697798619
>never mentioned gender
I'm sorry you can't draw that she is a girl from her post
"Also having to have THAT inside you for 9 months and then have an extremely painful labor? No thanks"
>No thanks
Why would someone said this if they weren't thinking of themselves. Unless you think trans people can get pregnant
>>697798952
okay, but she wasn't attention whoring, just answering op's question
>>697789272
Because I'd have to fuck her pussy instead of her ass
>>697798142
To keep the master race alive, my wife will also be tall and chubby, and my little motherfuckers will grow up to be monsters and have the life i never had, they will be more famous than me, like ragnar and his sons. But yeah, 9 is too much, its just a goal to keep up the spirit. Also, i fucking hate these religious people that have lots of kids, fuck them with their monotheistic god, bunch of retards
>>697798862
fuckoff manchild.
>>697789272
people are waking up so to speak, realizing that the world is utter dogshit and you have no right to bring another greedy, walking,talking,violent, shitproducing factory into it.
especially when the child will be just as miserable and ruin just as much of the world for you as you have for your parents.
>>697798778
Oh boi
>>697798952
and it wasnt all like 'oooh, yes, im a gurrlll'
>>697789272
Because they're entitled to not have children if they want. Why the fuck do you care? We're crowded as is.
21 year old father with a stable job, primary custody, own my own home and car. The economy isn't that bad, you just have to be willing to actually work.
>>697791175
survival doesn't equal intelligence.
Humanity has proven to be a cancer on the planet, and deserves to be wiped out by religous zealots
>>697799107
kek'd
>>697799048
>>697799125
I can't understand why you are defending this person, unless you are that person.
>>697798952
Guys can't have a perspective that pregnancy and childbirth sucks? Imagine squeezing that parasite out of a dick.
i have 3 kids and its practially ruined my life.
not from a financial or time perspective eiher, its just that i cant stand the mother so i cant live with her, and whenever i enjoy myself on my own im constantly feeling guilty that im not raising my kids and that im not influencing them and they dont love me etc.
its shitty.
only ever have kids if youre 100 million percent sure youre with the right woman
>>697789272
niggers, rape allegations, "family" court.
The greatest gift you can give your children is to keep them in your loins and not have them.
>>697799294
true
>>697799294
That's a false parallel. The vagina is designed for child birth while the penis is not. Fuck off white knight
Our planet.
>>697792521
You're the same as a fucking nigger you fucking nigger.
Die
>>697799282
hello, i posted the thing that started this discussion. No, I havent defended myself lol
>>697796017
The answer is feminism.
Women want to be successful instead of raising children.
And patriarchy is still very present in none western countries=more kids .
And besides that, the media in the west is brainwashing women to be sexy and sluts and that this is the only way for them to be appreciated instead of being warm hearted and loving mothers.
Thank god I already have 2 kids with a slovenian girl.
>>697799434
but it still hurts like hell and changes your body
>>697799472
But he did his part XDXdD:D
Because we cant fucking afford any
Thanks for raping the economy & planet for us baby boomers.
>>697790861
Because they tend to be stupid and on benefits.
>>697799434
Okay then. C-sections are not a walk in the park, either.
Main topic, though. Having kids just isn't worth it.
>>697799282
Not defending the person
Defending the rules faggot.
Have you noticed that that anon would not have taken over the thread if it wasnt for the newfags saying tits or gtfo? Learn the rules ass.
Lurk moar
>>697789272
For the same reason they're not buying diamonds.
>>697789272
cuz they dont feel like it
>>697799535
Cry me a river or get a sex change.
I don't care because I'm a guy. I'm not having kids because I consider it immoral so this discussion is null and void.
>>697799336
Socrates fucked little boys.
Nobody cares about his opinion.
I'm white. By the time my white kids reach my age, being white will probably be a much less kushy thing. Why force that on some kid?
just donate some sperm. boom. contribution made.
>>697789272
i don't wanna doom my half-clone to a life of mediocrity and suffering, like my birthgivers did
BREAK THE CYCLE
>>697799617
Still going jesus you're feeding him at this point
>>697792074
its not actually 90% anymore they proved that shit wrong man
>>697799896
no one on /b/ is realistically going to fit sperm donor criteria
>>697799896
also this, plus backs shouldnt be allowed to donate, only master race - skandinavians
>>697799982
This
Inb4 life gets better !XD
>>697790731
This for the most part
>>697790731
This.
>>697799997
You're right
It's so close to 100 that we should will just say 100%
>>697799982
same
>>697800135
Should/will
>>697799989
>>697791959
I'll just climb in to my job cannon and launch to jobville, where jobs grow on jobbies
boomer fucks, your children are being murdered by niggers while working overnight cashier jobs for minimum wage and you still complain about your pension being slightly smaller than you had hoped for
>>697789272
Because I don't want to pass on my disorders to some innocent kid and watch them struggle through what I had to for my entire life.
On top of that, I'm scared that I won't be a good dad because I didn't have the best dad to learn from.
And even then, why wouldn't I adopt? Overpopulation is a real issue.
Just look at tv shows like supernanny.
Next gen cant raise kids properly. Partially due to stricter parenting laws.
>>697800279
not to mention walk all over said cashiers and then complain how entitled the current generation is. The average boomer is a vile disgusting person.
>>697792521fucking kek ahahahahahahaha.....
>>697792521
>good country family
pick one
My friend had a kid and made me the Godfather. That's close enough. I get all the fun of having a kid with none of the actual responsibility.
>>697801126
>Thinking everyone from the country is incest loving rednecks.
I see you've never left your home town. How's your elementary on-off girlfriend?
>>697790488
Kill yourself faggot. Die.
>>697789272
Because I'd have to stop drinking
>>697789610
>>697792074
Kill yourselves, autistic faggots. Having babies makes your family line grow. You fat obese autistic neckbeards could care less about that, though, faggots. Fucking die. Die.
I fear having children, for one reason alone. I fear that I'll pass along my epilepsy and take away any glimmer of hope they would have at being able to do something special with their lives. Not that it fucking matters, I'm infertile anyway.
>>697801400
We all will eventually even your kid's and theirs and theirs and theirs and so on until God finally decides to stop being the greatest taskmaster of all time
>>697801400
why is a growing family line a positive though?
>>697801400
>Earth overpopulated
>Economy shit
>Kids in the adoption system their entire lives
>Much family lineage.
Calm down, faggot. This isn't some video game.
Most of us are actually intelligent and want to get financially stable and get rid of our wanderlust before we set ourselves down for 18+ years.
>>697791175
People with higher IQ's tend to not breed. Trailer trash breed like rats, repeat this over and over again and we get you.
>>697792053
Ironically, I was the only one planned out of six. Which, on reflection would explain why they rode my ass the hardest.
>>697795332
This sums up my experiences with woman.
my collegue's partner just birthed their 3rd child. he lives with his partner's father.
that doesn't cound like any life i'd like to lead
>>697792053
Actually me and my brother (my paretn's only children) were very planned
>>697792053
my parent's definately planned to have me, i don't know about my older brother but they had 3 miscarriages before i was born
Most people (besides the religious who delude themselves with fairy tales) have smartened up and realized that life is really making the best of a tough situation. Youre born into a world that you have no choice in. You strive to be happy with the partners-in-existence youve come to love. Its not impossible to live happily, but i dont think, given the choice, that I would force someone to go through it all. If you're born, embrace it and focus on the good parts of life. But I'll not fool myself into thinking life is all flowers and rainbows. I wont add to the confused and delusional masses by choice.
>>697791175
Don't care, I don't feel like having children is the optimal way to use the little time I got. I've seen so many guys get ruined for life by a divorce. A lot of millennials are just better at risk management, than the preceding generations. The feminazis entrenched their view point so deep in law, that there is absolute no value for a man to invest time in a long term relationship/children.
>>697802416
>>697802416
dying is pretty awful too and its an inescapable - and usually torturous and prolonged ordeal.
>>697801248
>implying i have ever had a girlfriend
>>697802675
Dying is a product of living.
I'll just knock up some girl with daddy issues when I'm 55
>>697789272
singularity is coming. why have kids?
>>697789272
32 here.
The kid is 3.
Fucking hell, this fucking shit has ruined my marriage. I was nervous about it. I loved my wife. But she's never really faced any hardship. And sure enough, the first fucking roadbump and apparently her vows didn't mean shit.
So fuck her. And while we've kinda sorta called a truce, I'd be pretty ok if she tried to start the divorce paperwork going again. Because kids man... Fucking kids.
>>697789272
They don't have morals
>>697802866
Green text this, would read.
>>697802768
That's a great way to make the kid more likely to be autistic.
>>697789272
>conider
>>697803057
>they have
Fixed that for you
>>697803130
Autism isn't real, retard
>>697802766
that was my point, i was agreeing and adding to the post
>>697791175
Watch "Idiocracy"
>>697802587
>Filename
Back to Tumblr, faggot
All the faggot who don't want kids become the most desperate ones in their late 30. By then only the crazy bitches are free so enjoy their old worn-out pussy and your potato children
>>697803130
That's only if the mom is over 35 you fucktards, not the dad
>>697803449
He might have just Googled it you pretentious autist
>>697793769
>Mfw I'm also 21 with no kids,
>Mfw when I accidentally knocked up my gf at the time.
>Mfw we get an abortion.
>Mfw free healthcare because Canada
>Mfw that shit still fucks with my head, but whatevs I can live my life without having to worry about some annoying ass brat that I have to waste money on.
>>697803557
I don't want kids and I've been married 5 years and in my early 30's. Checkmate, faggot
>>697799064
/thread
Because fuck those tiny niggers.
>>697791866
>I want children
More the power to you, but holy FUCK is fatherhood not for me.
Get ready for all your free time to disappear for at least 2 years. get up, get the kid ready, commute to daycare, dropoff, commute to work, commute home, (Thankfully she got pickup duty), dinner, bath or cleanup, one of us has to occupy child for an hour, then we have ~an hour to ourselves but we REALLY need to spend it cleaning and doing chores. and then we get to do it all over again.
Weekends are actually WORSE. You've got to wrangle the child for 15 hours. And the wife keeps on trying to do stuff to make it all better again, so instead of relaxing at home watching the boy play, or taking turns and having some chill time, you get to haul a screaming turd-machine on a shitty hike, or pretend to not hate your life while you shmooze with some distant relation and keep the monster from throwing food everywhere at the restraunt.
Don't get me wrong. It's not like this all the time. There are definately stages of child.
In their larvel form, they don't sleep, so get used to 3hr of spotty sleep yourself.
That slowly gets better and by the 1 year mark they're sleeping most nights. They're ALSO getting into shit and you have to watch them. Get ready for all the things in your house to slowly rise out of their reach.
Around 2 they're talking and learn to say no and throw tantrums.
By 3 they're no longer sleeping 12 hours a night, so your once precious moments of not-baby slip away. Now by the time you put them to bed, it's time to sleep yourself.
If you loved your spouse before, get ready for that shit to change.
but more the power to you. Because this shit sucks.
>>697802587
Do you want to criticize something i said or just abuse the wonderful performance of Kevin Spacey to insult me?
All these faggots are coming up with the most retarded reasons not to have kids.
>Having kids means I have to get married
No it doesn't.
>If I get married my wife could take half of my property if we get married
This would only be if you married a shitty person. If you can't delineate whether your SO is a bad person then you probably shouldn't be dating to begin with.
>Divorce rates are so high
Pic related. For the "Greatest Generation", divorce was more common than for millennials.
>I can't afford kids
You suck at managing money. If you and your SO are making 40k combined, you can afford kids.
You autists are making up so many bullshit excuses to not have kids. Say the real reason: kids are hard work and stress; there are a fuckton of sacrifices that need to be made to be a successful parent.
>>697803660
The fact you're sticking up for him means you're either a samefag or you're also a Tumblr faggot. Regardless, drink bleach.
>>697803732
>>697793769
>mfw 21 also
>virgin
>no worries about having children
>>697804179
But is it moral to you?
>>697803557
Even the dog's like, "is this a fucking joke?"
Because life is too easy mode now. 18-35s are enjoying the golden age of entertainment and time wasting. It's a scary time. They would have to stop making YouTubes and snap chats. Also the media has made it hard for people to settle with a girl/guy now because everyone always thinks they can do better.
>>697804107
There is so much i can make fun of in your original post that my only reaction was to post that image. My comment would be in future posts try not to lay it on so thick.
>>697802587
>I can't argue against it so I'll post my favorite tumblr reaction gif and pretend to be smart :))
>>697804179
So i can have kids without being married, but i have to have a combined income to afford them? Isnt that called marriage?
>be me
>27
>my life has been terrible since i was a kid
>i was always poor
>finally got my life together here in the last 4 years
>got a good job i like
>got a little house
>been with a fantastic girl for over 4 years now
>even have been able to put money away for a nice little nest egg to grow on
BUT THEN
>girl i dont even remember comes back into town
>she moved away 7 years ago got married and had a 3 kids
>the oldest kid she says is mine
>girl i dont even remember demands a DNA test or else she will court order me to
>im awaiting the test results
>this is fucking my whole life
A fucking whore is literally aloud to just bust back into your life and fuck it all up.
Family court can and will ruin guys like me
Why cant we just work out a deal? why cant we spend time 50/50?
The kids is like 4, Iv met him, he is a little chubby weirdo with all sorts of allergy problems, and i feel nothing for him.
I dont want to be a dad, why did this have to happen now?!
Life was just getting to be how i liked it, im losing sleep and its putting a strain on my relationship and eventually all my money iv worked so hard for, just so some money grubbing greedy whore can swoop in and take it all.
I might just jump off a bridge, the way the world works as fucked me over for the last goddamn time.
>>697804692
>ill samfag until he answers because my life has devolved into a series of internet arguments XD
>>697804107
>>697804515
why should i settle for some shitty 2/10 when i can fap to 10/10s and have no risk of losing all my money if things don't work out?
>>697804790
So the kid is yours? Sounds like you should pony up
>>697804721
Shiiieet
>>697804790
Want to know the test answers. You have a kik?
>>697804920
Who's gonna kiss you goodnight anon?
>>697804790
>Why cant we just work out a deal? why cant we spend time 50/50?
1) You feel nothing for him
2) you can try, go talk to a judge. Get a lawyer if you can afford it.
>I dont want to be a dad, why did this have to happen now?!
Because you fucked a girl and jizzed in her cunt.
>>697789272
natural wiring to let weak blood lines die out
>>697805061
why should he raise the kid of someone he hasn't seen in 7 yearts, even if it's biologically his, she lost all rights to have him raise her child when she left for years without questioning her child's paternity
>>697804891
sorry bud
>>697805263
no one, otherwise, the sweet lips of alcohol
>>697798862
>Netflix is expensive
>>697804790
>moved away 7 years ago
>kid is like 4
>>697789272
Me and wife millenials we have a child and I love him more than anything. So your wrong by generalizing all millenials
>>697805061>>697805242
>>697805287>>697805566
>pony up
for 7 years I had no idea I had a kid. And she is lying, she says he is 4 but the kid already has adult teeth and is 4 foot tall.
And its not even the kid part that gets me, is the completely insane mother, who for no good reason wants to make life hard just because she has no fucking life at all.
She has even said already she doesnt want me spending time with him even if he is mine.
>>697805634
>your
The trailer trash theory is true
>>697805730
The moral of the story is you shouldn't have been a manwhore
>>697805780
Actually I own a house my wife and I both have careers. Misspelling happens deal with it
>>697789272
Because I don't want to have to take care of a crying pooping machine for 18 years