How smart is /b/ really?
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How smart is /b/ really?
>>697768822
Seeing as how you didn't specify a time frame I'd just help them both up one at a time.
>inb4 you can't
>>697768822
jump
>>697768822
save the daughter first because she is lighter and cant hold on as long and will only take a few seconds to save then save the wife
too lazy to draw something myself but bumping for potential keks
>>697768822
Rescue daughter, then fuck her.
Save wife, make new daughter.
>>697769138
Save daughter, make new daughter with daughter.
>>697769138
easiest solution
or
>>697769092
Daughter becomes wife makes new daughter and the cycle of life continues
Remind wife that she is a strong independent woman who don't need no man, and that I love and respect her too much to pull her up when she can obviously do it herself with her equal-to-any-man upper body strength. Then save daughter.
>>697769084
>>697769138
/thread
>>697769459
i would do the same but let the daughter grab the dick
>>697769605
Harmonica?
I SAVE NEITHER!
HOW THE FUCK DOES THE DAUGHTER
HAVE BROWN HAIR?!
THAT'S NOT MY KID! THAT SLUT CHEATED ON ME
>>697769840
You obviously know nothing of genetics.
>>697769795
it is an instrument
(it isn't practical for sex btw)
>implying all anons have red hair
i'm not a soulless faggot OP
>>697769795
My dutch vocabulary just screwed me over.
We call this a harmonica
appearently english speeking people call it a melodeon
>>697769982
Accordion
Make wife fall off, then make daughter think it's her fault. Daughter runs away and get's raised by 2 homeless gay men, and you become king of the skyscraper. 18 years later, daughter comes back and pushes you off the top of the skyscraper, and she becomes Queen of it
>>697769605
what is that ball on the left pic? Is that his huge butt?
>>697769605
>fold up
>harmonica
Wrong instrument anon
>>697769605
>fold up like harmonica
>harmonica
>>697769982
Wait, so what do you call an actual harmonica? The little rectangular one you play with your mouth
Call 911 obviously. Let the professionals handle this. I am a simple office worker.
>>697770179
>>697770194
just because you bitches are too weak to fold up a harmonica?
>>697770116
nah hes right, its a melodion. similar but different, and basically unused in most places
>>697770235
Mondharmonica => "mouth-harmonica"
The other one is a trekharmonica => "Pull(ing)-harmonica"
>>697769459
well, you saved your family, but you're still a nigger
>>697769605
>fold up like harmonica
>>697769271
this
>>697769138
Grandpa Daddy!
What skyscraper?
>>697770291
Fold up like an accordion? XD
All these crackers don't even have the strenght to fold a harmonica, smh this is why niggas will always beat yo ass
>>697770389
>red hair
>white face
>black dick
what the fuck happened there
I teleport them to the top. You didn't say we couldn't use super powers.
>>697770377
Same in German with Mundharmoika and Ziehharmonika
>>697769982
Ha kankerneuker
>>697768822
bitch cheated on me, this isn´t my daughter look at the hair. both get rekt
>>697769041
/thread
>>697770784
Heeft je ma baarmoederhalskanker?
Dan ben ik een kankerneuker
>>697769605
>single-handedly turns thread into language comparison thread
>>697768822
>Ginger Male
>Blonde female
>Brunette daughter
Correct me if im wrong but wouldnt genetics make it impossible for the daughter to have brown hair? Im genuinely curious now.
Also Id kill my hot wife and marry my daughter because lolis
>>697770784
Wrong. Mundharmonika=Fotznhobel
>>697771035
u can get your haircolour from your grandparents
>>697771035
Nopr.
Would be possible because of recessive genes.
Genes can be "hidden" for a few generations and show up again after a while.
>>697771031
Wasn't my intention, but you're welcome
>>697770377
Huh, well that makes more sense than what we call them in english, since they both make sound the same way
i'm more interested in the pre-story to this pic. How did that situation even come to be???
>>697768822
>go down the stairs
>go home
>>697769605
>harmonica
You mean an accordion?
>>697772096
Kek
>>697769459
O my fuck dude
>>697772143
You might want to read the rest of this thread
>>697772519
You might want to shut your GODDAMNED MOUTH.
You better realize who the fuck you're talking to real fucking quick.
>>697772687
If I shut my mouth how can I play my harmonica?
since the daughter isn't hot..
>>697772810
ginger neckbeard
>>697772749
Using your butthole.
>>697769084
how do you know she can't hold on longer, if she's younger wouldn't she possible have more strengh and energy? stop making assumptions faggot
Nothing. I will still live if they die. Simple
Looks like a pretty short skyscraper, I'd just let em fall
>>697768822
OH OH I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>jumps off
>>697768822
Use a waterfall of shit
>>697768822
>Let them both fall
>Collect life insurance
>Sue skyscraper owner
>Be rich
>Find a new wife
>Make a new kid
Seriously how the fuck did they manage to get into that situation?
Anyone that retarded deserves what they had comming to them.
>>697768822
I jump off, hoping to survive, back up so I can see both sides clearly and laugh while I watch.
>>697769605
>fold up like harmonica
>>697778568
Too bad you'll die alone because you're socially maladaptive
>>697768822
>let them both fall off
>sweep up the pool of intestines and bones
>fuck the piled up result
05,09,13,29,50, 19
Take out life insurance!
>>697768822
Help daughter then wife. Wife's more likely to last longer.
Come to turns with the situation, grief for a couple month than enjoy my new found bachelorhood
>>697769605
>Like harmonica
More importantly
>>697781641
> wait till US needs to invade another country
> elegantly step off the roof seconds before it hits the ground
>>697781641
If videogames taught me anything
>>697782540
why did the ginger turn into a jap?
>>697782956
you keep a gun in your anus?
>>697768822
save daughter, make many new sexy wives with daughter.
>>697782992
shitty parent
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697772096
Vanilla ice is better
>>697783030
this is america. we keep guns everywhere ;)
>>697775427
Did not expect
>>697768822
Women are equal to men they don't need my help
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697769271
This guy gets it.
>>697768822
>wife can produce new daughters
>daughter can't produce new wifes
I think the case's solved /b/ros
>>697783845
...but the daughter can produce new wifes
Turn the skyscraper upside down
Morons
>>697783983
then their hands would be crush moron
>>697769271
Fucking this
>>697784029
>then their hands would be crush moron
>hands would be crush
>would be crush
>>697783296
Earth-bender! The Fire nation will rape you to death!
>>697784022
>clones cover everyone
>everyone suffocates
>>697784162
you given me lips boy?
>>697768822
Jump off so you can spend eternity with them in valhalla.
>>697784051
pls tell me that afro is not edited and he actually had it this big at some point
>>697769605
A fucking harmonica
>>697783951
but it is not specified how old she is, it might still take a long time until she is able to breed, and you'll need to wait for your future wifes to grow to love you when your children can be suitable children even if they hate you or are still infants.
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697784350
R u a restarded
>>697769605
>Harmonica
>>697784312
>bringing that weak ass stuff up in this humpy bumpy
>mfw
>>697768822
Jump off, I never cared anyway.
>>697772096
TLDR
>>697781023
>Come to turns with the situation
>turns
>>697783845
Wife hates your guts and has survivor guilt since you did not save sweet pea, so you she closes the store.
>>697777777
hot wife is hot because she has tits and ass in stick figure world. daughter ain't got that yet.
>>697784543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs
.
>>697769271
course
>>697768822
>>697770573
just tanning ma dick m8
Chill mate, we got this.
heres a green text about me, wife? and daughter
>dating woman for 4 years, she was 23 and i was 24 at the time
>in love, all that jazz
>she preggo
>was wating for marriage to have kid but we fucked up
>plan on marriage
>financially and relationship wise it gets hard, pushes marriage farther down the road
>we still in love tho*
>she has kid and i plan propose to her 2 weeks after
>love baby, love my fiance
>5 months later, wedding soon
>shes getting texts from a number with no name on her phone
>deleted texts obvious, only short convos that looked like they had more too it
>worried and confused, i decide not to ask her and figure it out myself
>>697785556
>notice on tuesday and thursday, when i usually worked a bit late she would go to some address on gps
>was a house, i swing by a few times
>some dude mowing lawn finally
>take tuesday off
>use buddies car and chill there
>there she is, she has our daughter with her
>she kisses guy and he takes daughter and they walk in
>wtf, hell no
>i plot how to fuck her over, him over, and keep the kid which may not be mine
>buddy is a drug dealer and knows the vice area in town
>me and him talk about it, he says how fucked up will i go
>i said i would kill her if i could get away with it
>says he knows some guy who has HIV and is trying to afford the treatment to prevent AIDS transition
>pay him 350 for a vial of blood, sketchy and nameless as i do it
>he doesn't even know how i got ahold or found him
>i make breakfast on sunday
>wife tries to have sex a few times that week, i just say im tired
>she doesn't seem to give a fuck, not suprised
>she likes hotsauce on eggs
>i make it while she is in shower, put the hot sauce and hiv blood on it
>impossible to tell i assume, not a lot but enough
>she eats it, i feel sick almost realizing what i did
>buddy keeps me going with it
>i tell her a week later im not happy and i need to think about marriage and "us"
>she gets confused and tries to comfort me
>fuck no.jpg
>i just don't feel like i love you anymore
>she explodes in anger, infront of our daughter who is only half a year about
>tell her to calm down and make he feel bad for it
>we switch rooms and talk
>"I've been fucking someone else the past year"
>I reply, "OMG, why would you do this, what if he had a std. only a scum bag would sleep with someone in a relationship"
>i rant about how it was wrong cause it could have effected me
>she realizes i dont give a fuck that she did, and it fucks wit her head
>i say im getting a STD check
>2 days lateri go, results come back clean. ofc.
>>697785595
>tell her to get it done for our daughters safety, marriage is off and we are no longer in a relationship
>forcing her out soon
>she agrees, only if i pay for it
>came back nigger disease positive
>she is freaking the fuck out
>4 days of not at home freaking out
>the guy she was fucking got it too from her apparently, i find that out later on
>get kid checked for legitamacy, as stupid as it sounds. im trying to play dumb if you can't tell
>obv no
>her healthcare is still gonna gouge her for it
>her parents wont help and are broke, dad hates her
>her mom asks me to help, tell her that she cheated on me and caught it from some guy
>her mom begs me too
>ex comes to me, says if we get married she can get better healthcare through blue cross
>nope.jpg no longer dating or engaged
>keep the ring tho, sell it!
>she goes off again screaming, hitting me, and crying
>tell her i dont want her around our daugher for her safety
>she has no money to take legal action, and has no time too
>trying to find a away to make money for treament, obviously not gonna get it
>>697785706
>i kick her out finally, keep kid with me and find a nice daycare for when i work
>she knocks on door finally, blue face, beaten bad
>she went to that guy and he beat the fuck out of her
>kek.jpg
>no, it isn't safe to have you here with our daughter
>explain she isn't mentally stable and has aids
>she goes off saying she has HIV and she is stable
>it pisses her off how calm and careless i am
>she ended up getting killed in a car accident later that year
>dude she was fucking died of aids from what i heard, no longer in that state
>meet a wonderful woman who has a daughter from a prior relationship
>get married, 2 wonderful daughters and a beautiful wife.
>>697785341
gig
>>697785556
>>697785595
>>697785706
>>697785733
I'll just wait for the movie
>>697786025
> girl cheats on guy
> guy infects her with disease via contaminated blood
> feels high and might for destroying another person
>>697786222
>trips of truth
I have no regrets and i would do it again.
>>697785733
fuck, slig
>>697786338
that is fucked
I call a close friend whom I trust in order to make a judicious decision like an adult would.
>>697785474
Fuckin' A
>>697768822
I would let the wife fall because only a gold-digging whore would marry a ginger.
Run, they are almost to the top. No spawn of mine can climb a skyscraper, those are demons.
>>697768822
Go for daughter, would prolly freak out and fuck it up tho
>>697787096
>this
>>697782540
kek
>>697768822
Imma savem both!
>>697775427
9/11 gg
>>697768822
Not daughter coz hair colour.
Wife upgrade.
>>697769840
Winner chicken nuggets!
>>697786338
For what it's worth, if story is true I'm proud of you.
>>697768822
why is my wife naked?
>>697773911
its his wife and daughter, he knows them well enough
portals?
>having a compantive cunt that only lets you pleasure her because you give her a life to live on
>breeding a genetically defective daughter that's a complete cunt to you for not letting her be a complete piece of shit whore
I'd probably just laugh. Is there a law that you have to save someone?
>>697768822
Let them both fall. Enjoy freedom and the good life once again and never repeat the complete stupidity of getting married again nor creating a worthless fucking millennial shitstain child again.
It's beer time!
>>697769605
OMG :333 DIS IS GOING TO BE ZE BEST CAPTION EVA o_0 YLYL
>>697784162
Being this new
>>697768822
Use jet fuel to melt the steel beams so skyscraper slowly lowers to ground level
Pic unrelated but it's all I have
>>697769605
What fuckin skyscraper is only as wide as a man is tall?
>>697769605
>fold up like harmonica
>>697775427
>mfw
what the fuck did you do to get quality like that?
>>697769605
never change, /b/
>>697769982
I understand you bro. In german, there's one the one hand the word "Akkordeon" and on the other hand the word "Ziehharmonika".
>>697791566
This one m8
also noice dubs
>>697769459
lul
need your address to send all my internets to.
>>697768822
I would save neither bc i dont want a daughter or get married.
>>697769271
then proceed to make your familty tree lose chromosomes
idiot
>>697769605
>harmonica- known worldwide for it's intense folding action.
>>697768822
>/b/ hot wife
/b/ couldn't even get to first base with an ugly women unless you mean a female with a penis and if that be the case
>your beloved daughter
that shit doesn't exist
>>697768822
Well. Since his hair is red and his wife's hair is blonde but the daughter has brown. Than this means the wife is a slut and the child is a bastard. Let them both fall.
>>697769605
>Fold up like harmonica
>>697769271
Save the daughter
Make a new wife
I'm falling off a building and these lazy bitches are just laying around.
>>697790616
>the cake is a lie.
>>697769605
I bet you a few years from now I will see this thread screenshotted in a YLYL thread and laugh my ass off
>identify as attack helicopter
>rescue both
>checkmate faggot
Idiots, the answer is already right there
>>697768822
Be gentle
>>697769584
My hat is off to you sir. Like a boss.
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697793613
forgot image
now i must an suicide
>>697769584
This.
Remind her that the life insurance policy is quite good - the one she insisted upon.
/Thread
>>697768822
My gf lifts, as do I. My gf would be able to lift herself up, and I would help our daughter
>>697782540
Holy shit I don't know what better, this or the harmonica
>>697768822
How hot is my daughter?
>>697769982
da's nen trekzak, geen harmonica
>>697792957
/thread
>>697794039
That emoji just killed it
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697768822
I would call for a spiderman thread.
>>697793746
kek'd harder at an suicide more than I should have
>>697794399
and you'd fail for being a faggot, but you can try and prove us right
>>697769605
Awesome
>>697769605
How long until the meme threads for this start?
>get eaten
>>697775427
kek'd
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697793746
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>697796029
Perfect.
>>697769605
You gave me a real good kekking there what with yer harmonica
>>697769605
kanker idioot
Build some walls, duh.
Lay down on top, have wife grab feet and daughter grab hands, then crunch yourself in
>>697772687
Fag
>>697769605
>Fold up like harmonica
This is the highlight of my day and I dunno if I should laugh or cry
>>697797777
get
GET GET GET GET
broads in atlanta
>>697769605
i wana be in the screencap fagola
>>697770179
Anon must be german or central european
The foldable stuff is an accordion-we call it harmonika
The one prisoners play in cliché westerns is called mouth harmonika where i'm from
>>697798743
Fuck you, no.
>>697799011
I was doing it ... fuckme
>>697799011
You cut up the wrong thing and forgot to copy it again tho.
>>697799011
Oh fucking well, I was doing it earlier, I showed you the beginning
>>697791943
>>697799413
I meant to say that to you>>697799133
But, sorry.
save daughter, make her wife, fuck and make new daughterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6k3sGhOwTY
IQ of 155. Not to mention, socially, I'm a fucking god.
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697775427
Fuck nigger, you should be on louvre museum.
>>697769605
Harmonica
Melt the steel beams
>>697769605
Hello screen cap reading faggots!!!!!
hitler
>>697769605
>How smart is /b/?
>Fold up like a harmonica
Theres your answer
>>697793409
Man do I love summer
>>697768822
wife, bud
>>697769605
> harmonica
>>697769605
Never expected /b/ to deliever like this.
I cry tears of happiness
>>697769605
thats my kind of harmonica
>>697769605 Harmonica
>>697768822
save the daughter and make her my new wife
>>697768822
Thanks big babby!
>>697769605
>fold up like harmonica
More like fold up like my sides.
>>697799011
>>697791943
>never change /b/
>mfw in his own language, he was right
>you're retarded newfag
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697782540
2 anime 4 me
>>>>FINAL SCREEN OVER HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F
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A
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>>697803337
You are literally autistic
>>697803428
thank me later nigger!
>>697769605
Never laughed this good from something on /b/
>Muh sides
>Tears of zozzle
>>697803337
>>697799011
What we needed, more than one of these.
>>697782540
>>697782540
*onepunch man opening plays*
Can make more daughter, cannot make more wife.
>Jack off on both of their hands and slap them in the face till they fall
>>697770389
kek
>>697769605
>Harmonica
>>697783296
>underground windows
>>697768822
>>697804022
>doesn't like one punch man
>posts spongebob memes
>swallows cum for a living
>his post ends with trips
three of these are true
>>697770569
Smack him if he's yellow, smack him if he's black, smack him till he fucks off and doesn't come back
>>697804258
are you me?
>>697769459
Other way round
>>697769605
SOMEONE HAD BETTER BE SCREENCAPPING THS
>>697769605
I think anon meant accordion
>>697804579
ARE YOU AUTISTIC TWO PEOPLE DID
>>697803337
>>697799011
>>697802634
>in his own language he was right
>implying anything not in english is right
>>697769982
No we don't fucking pleb.
These screencaps will be in ylyl threads for years
live on, harmonica
>>697782189
Underrated
We need screencap compilation of all solutions, not just the accordion kekmaster
>>697769271
OMG this is /b
wtf i hate skyscrapers now
ITT: 1 language barrier post and 4 million answers to it
>>697804786
>mfw you're probably a nigger who can't speak basic English
>>697802634
He was not.
>>697805478
read >>697769982 you fucking degenerate cuck
>>697769605
Posting in epic bread.
>>697804536
no, I'm a much better climber
>>697802634
>implying that anything not in english is right
>fucking cuck
OP here. Happy to see this become screencap worthy.
>>697785474
Gradeaundera is the kind of guy who if he sees you playing Pokemon will harass you because he thinks it's just as bad as dog fighting
>>697769605
Laughing in harmony
>>697785341
Why is Ted Cruz in the window
>>697769605
>harmonica
>>697769605
include me in the caption please :')
>>697790745
Poorly drawn arrow
>>697793640
Where does it start tho
>>697804786
>>697805724
Samefag can't accept the fact he's an uneducated nigger
>>697769605
>fold up like harmonica
>>697769605
>HARMONICA
>>697769084
not true, (non obese) kids can hold on for minutes while an untrained woman would fall in ~60 sec
>>697785733
Blah blah fiction only a fool would believe. Still a good use of my last 40 seconds reading this shit though
>>697782540
this got me so good
>>697769982
These two instruments are very close related, they are basically the same !
>>697769605
Hello /r/4chan
>>697782540
underrated for ching chong eyes
>>697806892
Took you a while to reply, nice edit mudslime
>>697793943
/Thread
>>697789970
Learn to jpg summer
>>697769605
I lost. Toasting in epic bread now
>>697769982
Actual in Britain it's called a fiddlysquish
>>697769605
>Fold up like harmonica
>>697769605
Can someone fold a harmonica and put a pic in this thread?
>>697799011
Kek
You cut the replies out
