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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699486755
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
still here
and
>>699493680
i dont really want to make anything hot
>>699493714
claim
Saber claim
>>699493395
MGSV
Claimed, desu~
>>699493650
Watching shitty movies can be fun though
>Explosions and shit
That's exactly what I mean, throw some bad acting in the mix and you have an enjoyable movie
>Claimed
>>699492742
But when you look at it in the long run, gets you wondering if you want to be a part of this doesn't it?
>>699492900
hey tsun
>>699493714
Good pic.
>>699493714
miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
>>699493650
bretty good
how is almost best gun doing?
Penny Claim
>>699492900
Oh.
>552 Commando coupled with an ACOG sight has the perfect amount of accuracy for my usually 4-5 round bursts
>Slapping on a compensator enables me to fire a bit more rapidly over long distances.
>That and the fact that it can take a person down in two direct hits.
>Its a mean bitch of a gun.
>MMMM
>>699493075
Valk is a motherfucker with that goddamn shotgun.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>699493680
Nah, it's just occasional for me. 2-3 times per month.
>>699494056
Good outfit.
>>699493954
You make me hot tomoko
Can't wait for PS4 VR
and then for it to be outdated a month later when PS5 is announced
I don't know any of you people.
>>699494064
Already clamed bitch
Oh shit, this is getting REALLY good. I didn't think it would happen this fast.
Hello everyone
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>699494064
Late. >>699494000
Time to switch to Asuka :^)
>>699494056
Wo class has some good stuff.
Haruna claimed
>>699493615
Thanks for the tip. Now I just need ships that aren't DDs or CLs.
>>699494016
I have that, I should start playing again, I never finished it. How far in are you?
>>699493144
Sure. Good luck, then.
>>699494072
better than not being able to use drones because of i think it was mute.
>>699494183
great.
>>699494382
I'm in Act 2
>>699494051
yes I doesnt make sense and life truly is shit but its what we tell ourselves so we get up every morning
>>699494026
keeps saying my land line is invalid
![Akitsushima [9].png](https://i.imgur.com/LLq2M5v.png "Akitsushima [9].png")
>>699494300
I dont know you either
>>699493954
I get it, it's probably hot where you live?
>>699494051
How are you holding up man?
>>699494072
Sounds pretty strong
How is that game not guns vs guns?
>>699494080
Hey ~
Whats up?
>>699494362
ey man fuck you
i never changed
>>699494340
good for you lad
>>699494300
It's better that way
>>699494576
oh sorry im trying to get this telegram thing to work not much other than that
>>699494577
Tbh, the other snek is the first one in our threads to claim. Been here a while even tho he IS an autistic heretic, desu :^)
>>699494577
1 waifu per anon respect the ancients rules
If you want her back get trips
>>699493860
>Not autistic
>Labels every single Jew as "KIKE REEEEEE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ILLUMINATI KIKE FAGGOT"
I bet you take your stormfaggotry outside of /pol/.
>>699493893
I'm alright.
>>699494043
Yeah, I suppose.I fucking hate Oblivion though.
>>699494064
>Almost
Whos the best then?
>inb4 Elle
No.
>>699494300
Privyet tovarish
>>699494576
Its got a lot of defensive things and stuff.Watch one YouTube video and you'll see.
>>699494771
1 waifu per anon not 1 anon per waifu
you could always share :3c
>>699494576
i live in a desert so yeah.
>>699494737
thanks for "help" worst kongou sister
>>699492534
My word!
It has been far too long since I've seen yerself
How have ye been old friend?
>>699492617
Let us hope so
>>699492551
Sadly so
>>699494116
Noire.
>
>>699494362
Agreed.
>>699494911
Oi, you eat a dick. I'm trying to help you on this. Tho I think "9/11" deserves the claim, desu.
>>699494518
>Mute
Yeah that fucker is perfect for stealth, but then IQ finds the bomb or the biohazard thing and he's like "Well fuck."
>>699494576
Mostly because it takes a combination of knowing your character's abilities and knowing their weapons
>It really kinda is but the whole distinction of Operators rather than the distinction of an M4 being more accurate but less damaging than the AK is a big part of it.
>>699494869
Oblivion was a fucking weird ass movie.
>>699494536
Thats in Afghanistan still right? Its been awhile... kek
>>699494116
IF is best gril
>>699494869
>Not all jews are kikes
>>699494944
nice dubs
>>699494771
sorry lad you need to tolerate me
>>699494869
every weapon that isn't a jew :^)
Oh god it was so hot out there! AC is love. AC is life.
>>699494537
You need a number that it can text, desu.
>MFW some retard on /k/ thinks dual wielding 9mm pistols would be a good defense against bears
Fucking kek
>>699495117
Danke
>>699494897
I like to share but rules are rules
>>699494737
Thx for recognition
>>699494911
Fuck off leave her alone
>>699495158
Ok then just cause you are a fellow snek lover and we are just a few in the world,also I claimed first
>>699495363
Fucking what?
>Try Dual Wielding .50 Desert Eagles yo.
>Go out bear hunting.
>9mm sidearm with a single round
>"Thats gonna stop a bear?"
>"No its for me."
>>699494432
Yeah...sure. There's a lot to talk about, but I guess I won't do so.
>>699494956
Always the cutest~
>
>>699495117
MAGES is better.
>>699494537
I want to find something meaningful I know it sounds so generic but otherwise I don't see a point in getting up
>>699494576
The same way I have for years but I need a big change and I'm to much of a wimp to make it happen so I'm just waiting
>>699495455
>>699495158
Smile and birb is better, desu.
>>699495363
Black bears? Sure
Grizzly? Fuck no
Polar? Fuck no
>>699494944
could be always doing better but good
what about you?
got any luck in getting trips?
>>699495053
i'm just repaying you fam :^)
>>699494687
It's fine, but not really that hard is it?
>>699494869
>Oblivion
Kek I thought the twist was
Interesting
Also I knew about rainbow six being pretty complicated
Penny explained it
>>699494906
Oh yea I believe you told me this
Rip
How do you live there though
Is it just your house or a small town?
>>699495077
I've seen some let's plays. It looked cool
>Sleeps are getting to me
>What do
>>699495091
Afghan and Africa
>>699495232
>Complaining about heat
>Not in Arizona
Kek
>>699494382
I might have just gotten lucky with my clear
>>699495077
i dont know IQ's tech reader thing is underwhelming compared to fuze cluster grenade thermites special wall charges and blackbeard shield. but again great mobility and weapons.
>>699495610
small town about 4000 people
>>699495053
oh I dont have a cell phone sorry kongu
>we can talk here or on steam if you like though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wucuqR5ceVQ&index=4&list=PL4jRFgd9UpS3DefIjXx0vz8ETmimnehJI
>>699495610
no im just dumb and I only have a land line
>>699495564
so do I ive tried writing but my grammar is shit
>>699495455
thanks fam
some art share?
>>699495578
OI FAM
>>699495363
Everyone knows you need to tri-wield 9mm's for bear hunting
>>699495442
>off by 2
>>699495527
Naw, Iffy is a qt
>>699495610
sleep
alternatively consume copious amounts of caffeinated items
>>699492617
Aren't I an idiot.
>>699492900
I'm in and out
>>699495090
I just look for balance.
Calamity-masu'd
>>699495881
Yeah why not,is always time to improve the Miia folder
>>699495860
https://www.textmagic.com/free-tools/receive-free-sms-online
Claimed.
>>699495620
I think I finished the first 2 missions in Africa and that's where I stopped.
>>699495661
Nice! I've never seen that view before, what program does that?
>>699495860
yo fam could you share your steam?
>>699495585
Fair enough then
I've been good enough, cheers for the ask.
My trips getting adventures haven't exactly been... fruitful
I've got trips before on two occasions but sadly not in the opening post where it counts.
>>699495921
Much better than my opening attempt at least.
>>699496255
SquarlHuntr666
>>699495564
What kind of big change?
>A girlfriend
I'm just assuming this but you do realise they don't just come falling out of the sky?
Also I'd be happy to help if there is anything
>>699495737
Very small. Yet you have good enough internet to play online mobas and such
I thought this was a problem in the us
>>699495860
You don't have a cell?
A smartphone I mean
>>699495921
But the only time this board is interesting is at this time of the day
Amd I probably should drink some coffee but it takes effort you know
>>699496067
I'm noticing, how come?
>>699495737
True.
>She can be useful
>But she certainly isn't top tier
I play her for her guns and her cute German accent
>>699495610
Rip Sleep
>Siege is super fun ^^
>>699495117
Not all Jews are kikes, but all kikes are Jews.
>>699495158
Oi.
>>699495442
Very close tripsguy.
>>699495507
Glock 40 is best bear defense pistol.
>>699495581
>Polar
Kek
>>699496067
Yeah.
>Talking to family
>Sisters say they just got "expressos" from Starbucks
I'm dying inside guys.Kill me please.
>>699496196
Privyet propan kommivoyazher
>>699496108
nice
>>699496534
Hi.
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>699496210
Do you have the KanColle command center?
Its in the Strategy room.
>>699496196
Hey Hank what's up?
>>699496559
Lewd roll.
Funkyclaimer back again. D.va is baccccck
>>699496534
What about a 600 nitro express?
>>699496471
I dont no just never a need for it
>>699496255
midbeef my og xbox name from when i was like 13
>>699496534
don't worry fam just kidding
>>699496471
Then you will be in a state of limbo
not awake, but not asleep
>>699496534
that's not how racial slurs work, kike lover
>>699496643
https://youtu.be/5tJ_vcqd3YM
>>699496707
That will kill a fucking elephant.
>>699496471
Watching YouTube and having rabbit equals static ear rape
>>699496534
Sorry for not speaking Russian >:(
>>699496665
FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING GOD DAMN IT FUCKING CUNT FUCKERS
>>699495620
You try sleeping in this heat.
>Makoto
>>699496865
>>699496643
Hi. Had a bad day, you?
>>699496360
well atleast you didnt stole my waifu :^)
a year of posting and not a single opening trips
that's an achievement if you ask me
>>699496832
garbage game is fucking garbage
>>699495921
Too bad she isn't much useful in battle.
Well, I'm off, goodnight everyone.
>>699496665
>>699495860
maybe you could try to take some extra writing classes or have someone clean up your drafts for you. I'm sure you could come up with some very interesting things
>>699496471
Obviously a sustainable source of affection would be much appreciated. I don't think anyone can help at this point. It's up to me to make something of myself or completely give up
>>699496471
the internet company was testing out fiber optic or something i forget. in the end its not that bad here
>>699496485
guns i get and clearly the best thing about her is her purple or pink shoes.
>>699497045
You want some gifs?take some gifs
>>699496665
well ok then
a special one for you
>>699496707
Not a pistol, normally not semi auto, not enough capacity.Overall shit for bear defense unless its tower defense.
>>699496800
Thanks bb
>>699496807
That's kind of exactly how they work.Not all blacks are niggers, but all niggers are black, not all Hispanics are spics but all spics are Hispanic, etc.
>>699496832
Kill yourself Mavis.
>>699496850
It's ok pedik.
>>699497181
RIP
>>699497353
snek isn't great
just imagine how heavy she is
>>699497181
Goodnight cutie.
>>699496705
Funky claimer?
>>699497256
no one wants to see your dommy mommy shit esdeth
>>699497353
aww shit nice
have this one
We have Returned.
>>699496485
Rip sleep indeed
>My brother told me the other day he was gonna pick it up
I would play it someday with him I guess
So what are you up to?
>>699496780
Don't need WhatsApp or other means to stay in contact with family?
>>699496807
You are right
I'll take it though
>>699496850
Correct
>Only rabbit gives you are rape
Alice just keeps screeching
>>699497290
Well cheer up champ
I think you got it in you if you just have some faith
>>699497306
Yea I bet
Its probably better than mine, and we get our money sucked out
>>699493714
take my loser test
>>699497643
Elitist society has graced your thread with our presence. Bask in our glory and weep, peasants.
>>699497492
Does that matter ?
>>699497666
Would marry 10/10
>>699497831
Night is what I meant to say with that
>>699497256
Not what I was looking for, but that's pretty hot.Where can I see porn like this?
>>699497429
HNNNNNG
>>699497635
kystbqheufam
>>699497353
HNNNNG
>>699496534
Very
My abilities grow in strength!
>>699497045
True enough
Your waifu has been safe from my reaches for a long time, as have every other waifu here.
Tis indeed quite the achievement!
The longer the wait though, the more glorious the get will be!
Do not forget to kiss our feet, desu.
>>699496632
Is it sad that I have no clue what that is?
Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who's the most elite of them all?
>>699497635
every one wants my dommy mommy
>>699497306
Other than that I like to play Ash and Jager
>Jager and his fucking ADS system.
>Fuze is trumped at that point
Ash is great because firing a breaching round into somebody
>Also I love GSG 9
Everyone else is all serious
GSG 9: Casual jeans and sneakers.
>>699497766
Other than Siege, I like to listen to coldplay while playing
>For some reason I play better.
Claiming
![Akitsushima [92].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5mJuGwA.jpg "Akitsushima [92].jpg")
>>699497856
>sample
No thanks.
>>699497856
>sample
>>699498040
Me
>>699497766
Sometimes I get mad when I leave and something funny happens.
>>699497430
At least we both don't know each other's languages
Thread's about to reach maximum cringe.
>>699497430
Clearly you don't have own white hood
>>699497766
Well good luck staying awake then
>>699497870
getting crushed by an anaconda doesn't sound fun
>>699498073
>discount Lucina
>>699497030
Hey if it makes you feel any better tomorrow will be much worse...
just kidding!
>vote for me!
>>699497856
>Sample
>>699498149
>better than Lucina
>>699498186
Thanks.
>I will.
>>699497856
Fagget.
>>699497789
I won 3 times
>>699497766
that sucks. maybe one day it will get better
>>699498062
i dont have too many people but not many people play jager so fuze is a fine choice.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>699498026
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/kancolle-command-center-%E6%94%B9/hkgmldnainaglpjngpajnnjfhpdjkohh
Have you read the wiki?
Are you playing just on the site?
>>699498149
Yeah but best hugs ever and also would die happy that way or maybe encourage me to do some exercise,that way I will atleats endure a litlle longer
>>699497993
hot shit kongu add me on steam so we can talk telegram is still a no go
>>699497909
uh i searched esdeath femdom tbh
>>699497766
I still live with em and none of my family members have smartphones either accept my brother
>>699498107
Claimed.
>>699498040
wart wart wart
>>699498461
Username is the same on there. Steam ID is Kongou, desu.
>>699498057
would bang tbh fam
>>699497961
screencap it and let me see once you get it
i want to see the glorius get
>>699497870
snek a best
>>699498040
miia
Salutations, friends!
Pardon the interruption, but please direct your attention to my dubs! Quite impressive if I do say so myself!
>>699498339
True.
I have a lot of them
>The only ones I really don't have aside from the newer ones are Castle, Thermite, and Doc.
>Penny~
>>699498186
https://youtu.be/5tJ_vcqd3YM
>>699498191
only in your dreams
>>699498420
>best hugs
So she is a constrictor?
One thing i never understood about her is whether she's warm or cold blooded,
would she be unable to go outside in the winter?
>Okay captcha wtf, i get numbers and a fucking drawing of the Kremlin, what letters is that?
>>699498766
Hey, that's pretty good!
>>699498766
Nice.
>>699498766
Hey you actually did it this time
>>699498766
Dubs are for fags. You need trips or greater to impress us, desu.
>>699498766
dam son
>>699498873
>Yuuki
>Worse than some literally who from FE
>>699498908
>Dubs are for fags
>gets singles
>>699498577
kek
>>699498107
fuck you were faster
>>699498908
Desu.
>>699498149
>Clearly you don't have own white hood
wut
>>699498120
What's your language?And I'm not Russian, I just like the language.
>RIP Mikhail Kalashnikov, I never got to speak to him.
>>699498766
Oh my.
>>699498766
what is this
>>699499001
Yeah, what about it, spidey?
>>699499037
It's a bunbun, desu!
>>699499071
Vietnamese. The language where if you pronounce Crab wrong, you would've said penis.
>>699497766
>got it in you
I've learned the hard way that this is wrong unfortunately, but thanks for trying to cheer up a random loser
>>699498908
add you so what are you up too kongou desu
THIS IS MINE
>>699498702
Will do
Let's hope it's some time soon
