post your depressing lonely single guy meals
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post your depressing lonely single guy meals
>>699486523
Pork?
>>699486523
Why isn't there at least salt and pepper on either of your vegetables? Jesus, that's basic.
>>699487044
I'll keep going
>>699487122
None of these look very depressing
>>699487261
Everything looks tasty :/
>>699487377
peep game
>>699487122
unhealthy
>>699487261
Wow that's actually a pretty nice meal
>>699486523
if you had started this thread earlier i would have posted a picture of some bbq ribs.
>>699487520
That's all m I got
Remember being single doest mean you can't be gourmet my nigga
BTW I'm black
I eat these for most of the week.
>>699487669
Thx check out my music
https://soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
I don't have a pic but pretty often for dinner I have two cans of sardines on saltine crackers and drenched in hot sauce. Served on a paper plate with an ice cold budweiser.
>>699487261
how do you prep the meat? when i cook taco meat i use old el paso mix and water but it's really dry unless i throw in hunts diced tomatoes....it's better but still far from god-tier.
>>699487520
Those sausages look pretty good fam
>>699487912
thank you for your service
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Lunch break
a can of lima beans
>>699488155
You can turn that into mini pizzas. Tastes pretty good
>>699488303
I can't; I'm lactose intolerant.
Usual...
>>699488159
Typical amerifatty
>>699488155
get some plain english muffin rolls, mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce and make mini-pizzas.
>>699488155
slav detected
Homemade calzone bois
I'm not single, but I'm gay so basically single.
Dinner an hour ago.
>>699488547
Two girls and a cup?
Minimal effort.
>>699488680
You're an adult man eating that?
>>699488008
Brown it with a taco mix pack and 3/4 of an onion then brown a lil corizo and mix it in.
I use shredded cheddar and queso melted aswell
Mmm mmm good
>>699488680
Did you heat it up, or just eat it out of the can like I do...?
>>699488460
Lactose intolerant. :(
>>699488545
Black American
>>699488399
Damn
>>699488644
No single man eats that well.
>>699486523
>video game collector
>>699488783
Get a load of the turdcutter on that thing
>>699487912
Aren't MREs kinda pricey for an every day thing?
>>699488759
Adult and lazy. My dinner dishes consist entirely of one bowl, one fork, and one glass.
>>699487912
Are you in the military or just like to eat mre's?
>>699489002
Why do you drink for a plastic bottle in your own home?
>>699488899
Nah, we're both fags right? So we can kook obv.
>>699488978
If you're poor I'm sure they can be, I am not however.
>>699488399
make some pepperoni bread without cheese then.
the lazy man's way is to buy a loaf of italian bread, cut it in half and put sauce and pepperoni in it. problem is there's so much bread you may want to cut more of it out.
worth a shot.
>>699487775
Hungry man Fried Chicken is 50% of my dinners lol.
>>699488978
>Aren't MREs kinda pricey for an every day thing?
Not if you're going for that Tacticool vibe. Or if the taxpayers are footing the bill for it.
>>699489133
I like to eat them, the military won't take me in cause I have mental issues and a criminal history
>>699489185
Perhaps once I reach my goal weight, I'll try that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
perfect for this thread
>>699488399
Me too. Are you perhaps living in one of these weird countries that dont sell lactase? I can eat everything, just have to estimate the lactase I need. White toast would be good with 1500IE
>>699488680
i eat chef boyardee or campbells soup for lunch once in a while. so tired of cold cuts...
No pic cuz no dinner. Times are hard, can only eat one meal per two days. It'll be like this for the next month or two, but oh well, at least I can pay all my other bills that way and make rent.
>>699489201
tbh, I usually eat pretty healthy and decently, but hungry man's are the shit nigga.
>>699488783
Exotic, vietnamese?
>>699489155
>Nah, we're both fags right? So we can kook obv.
I didn't think culinary skills came with a predilection towards dick. Interior decorating and a keen fashion sense, sure, but cooking?
>>699488779
thanks, will try next time. also sour cream; i never get that either.
>>699489418
I'm in the U.S.
>>699487269
what kind of chink peas are those?
Fajita quesadilla
>>699489556
Dude, faggot's love to cook, idk what you're talking about.. Every guy i've dated has always been a good cook.
>>699489180
Nigga go fuck yourself.
>>699489201
you gon die, friendo
My favorite
>>699488810
Not op, but I like it right out of the can. Spaghetti and meatballs are the best like this.
>>699489676
Soybeans. They make a great substitute for meat.
>>699487269
>edamame
>meal
>>699489757
Poor nigger detected
>>699489458
Post a picture of your surroundings (right now) and I'll buy you a pizza
>>699489851
>Soybeans. They make a great substitute for meat.
No. Just no.
>>699489875
>yes
At least, when you're on a weight-loss diet like me.
>>699489851
Eating too much soy will turn you gay, fyi
>>699489659
Ok, so why dont you use lactase? I'm not stopping at the sight of some nice ice cream. My standard is 3500IE and I have up to 10k IE. With these, I can tackle even industrial lactose sweetened chocolate cake (if I must).
>>699487552
>>699487775
>>699488680
That feeling bros, I know it.
>>699489851
Damn, nigga. I love me some Exist Trace.
Literally this...
>>699489996
Just yes!
>>699490006
Gay, straight, bi, asexual, trans, pan, toaster oven, etc, it doesn't matter. I'm single regardless of what I call myself.
>>699490075
Well, it's fine since I'm losing weight anyway.
>>699490122
are you russian?
>>699490084
They make good music to workout to.
>>699488936
I have tried all the sardines i can get my hands on and these are easily the best. couple pieces of good crusty toast, some salt + fresh ground pepper and that is a wholesome meal. they are actually quite healthy.
>>699489566
Oh and if you doing nachos throw them shits in the oven at 400 for like n 7 min with a ton of shredded cheddar then start topping them
It will make em a bit firmer to hold toppings
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>>699487925
peanut butter cup ice cream
This is my usual Monday through Friday meal, it's not good, but it gets me through the week.
>>699489321
Oh now that looks good...
>>699490390
wait i love sardines
>>699489999
>>699489566
>>699489266
>>699489155
>>699489144
>>699489133
>>699489055
>>699488899
>>699488444
>>699488399
>>699488044
>>699487377
what is this? a get thread for singles who can cook?
>>699490221
Is that some kinda low carb diet?
>>699490561
But I can cook. I'm just on a diet and prefer to eat simply. Even right now, I'm cooking soba.
>>699490390
Yeah they're actually good for you and contain very little mercury so you can eat a lot.
I buy king oscar because the cans are bpa free, I will look into these though
>>699490390
>>699487770
You faggot
>>699489990
Nah fam, it's fine, I'm in bed now and about to sleep. Very generous of you though, I'm actually really touched. Please don't lose that generosity.
>>699489185
There's no lactose in cheese
>>699490103
Pregnant?
>>699490517
tight. these are also pretty good, but i mostly like the can design.
international markets are a good place to find different sardines from around the world to try. the highest quality sardines are generally packed in water rather than oil. portuguese sardines are regarded as some of the best. anything imported from the mediterranean will be better than what you can find at the usual american supermarket.
damn now i'm getting hungry. time to ride the bike, then drink beer and eat sardines.
not single, btw, but wife works lots of weird hours so i feed myself a lot. she is a physician and sardines are one of my only alone-time easy meals that she endorses. minus the six beers that usually accompanies them.
>>699488008
>when i cook taco meat i use old el paso mix and water but it's really dry
Your meat is too lean.
>>699486523
typical lunch
>>699490806
Those people are elitists.
>>699486523
32 yo single guy here. I'm tell you man, it gets better. Also, if you're on your own and don't plan to re-marry (or you just can't get a girl) you NED to learn how to cook. Seriously. If you've got no woman to drain your bank account, and you know how to cook, you can live/eat like a fucking king every single day.
Made this yesterday. Lemon and honey chicken with some mashed potato
>>699487953
I also have sardines, but bake some rolls in the oven. Good omega 3s
>>699491198
Why the ACOG and laser sight on a hot dog? I mean, I can see one or the other, but both?
>>699490735
totally. eating protein down the food chain is generally cheaper, healthier, and better for the environment. for those who care. not that i don't like a big fatty steak on occasion.
>>699486523
>>699489321
This is an ipecac.
>>699491481
Thats clearly a red dot
>>699491617
Who think shit up?!
>You know what would go great with this fattening pizza?
>That's right! Cookies!
>>699491587
kindly return to reddit we are here to discuss being miserable human beings not socially or health conscious
actually tell me more
>>699487065
Corn just needs butter you salty faggot
>>699491617
Holy shit
>>699489804
Barney, my fruti pebbles!
>>699491270
That looks good
>>699491797
oh uh my bad maybe i will start my own sardine thread somewhere
>>699486523
>Meet grill
>Tell her I'll cook for us
>Make pizza because it's easy and everyone likes pizza
>She's vegan
>No problem, I'll just buy vegan cheese
>Doesn't go the way I expected
>>699490429
Nice shoes anon
>>699490390
These are much better, imo
>>699490459
How do I get a gold account? I can't find it anywhere
>>699486523
that looks pretty good actually.
>>699490457
shit, is that Danny Glover Island?
>>699491798
>Corn just needs butter you salty faggot
Can someone help me, I found a girl k really liked on holiday but I never got her name. I'm pretty sure she is still there staying at the "crystal sunset hotel" in turkey. Im pretty sure she is German and usually sits in the adult pool section next to the bar with her dad. She had pretty short hair and two facial piercings. Can someone please help me and get her name. I will pay you for your service. All I really need you to do is ask someone there through like Twitter or Instagram to go up to her and ask her name then u message it to me. Please, I think this is the only girl I actually like.
If u manage to get it email at
[email protected]
>>699492426
>>699492426
I like the guy wearing a polo shirt and shorts while his friend wears a dog collar and a gourd on his junk.
>>699488159
that milkshake probably has more calories in it than you're supposed to eat all day.
>>699491481
it's good to have options
>>699492137
>>699492261
oh yea smoked is good too. i get these when i see them on sale somewhere. highly recommend.
>>699492261
This is way better anon. Pour this crap on a hot pan, add steamed rice and you got a fucking meal
>>699492455
Wow what an obvious newfag.
>>699486523
Depressing? What are you talking about, that looks good
>>699492137
did you cook it with shit?
>>699492893
Yeah, the nigger found that on google images
>>699492137
This is why we must make fun of vegans
>>699490221
oh i wanna puke
>>699492984
They're vegan products you silly moose :3
>>699492137
nice bullshit. this image is older than the internet and thats american cheese.
>>699492762
Along the same lines, get tuna in oil(not water, it'll be too dry), drain it, cook it in a pan of your favorite salsa, and serve over steamed rice.
>>699492762
Shit! I was just about to download that image!
I like the tomato sauce ones in the red tin over hot rice
>>699493161
i'd eat it with the lights off.
>>699493177
not that guy but if you want to talk tough irl you can 1v1 me and see what happens
>>699492137
Looks like crusty 2 day old cum. Delicious.
can't go shopping until tomorrow pls no bully
>>699492762
I'll think about it, but sardines and tomato sauce don't seem to go together well
>>699493544
>ketchup on cookies
What is WRONG with people?
>>699491587
You're living the dream fam. Turns out those wild planet cans are bpa free so I just ordered some. I'm totally with you in terms of exercise and sardines and beer. Now all I need is a hot doctor wife.
So long!
>>699493631
It's not bad, but there's some in a mustard sauce I get every now and then that are pretty good.
>>699493631
Ok, but someone must be eating them, or they wouldn't sell them like that...
>>699492137
This is why you shouldn't date vegans, no matter how hot they are. Life is too short to have to put up with shit like that.
>>699488936
>>699490390
>>699491162
>>699492261
niggers dont know about my TinyTots. Easily the best I have tried. they are like sardines used to be back in the day. Smallest sardines I can find. Not like the giant shit filled bait most sardines are these days.
>>699492669
Not if your an Amerifat and weigh 200kg
>>699493631
They're fine. I thought mackerel and curry sauce would be fucking awful, but it's really good.
Beat this you lonely cocksuckers.
>>699490674
>milk, bananas and ketchup
>low carb
This is why other countries laugh at us.
>>699493161
So the answer is "yes"
>>699493544
you could eat the rice with ketchup and ¿curry? first and the cookies after that so fuck you retard
>>699494127
Fuck I am now on a mission to try these, I must order some.
Who knew so many sardine aficionados were on /b/
>>699493464
Am I the only person nervous about eating runny eggs? In my brain it's like eating undercooked chicken with the whole salmonella risk thing going on.
>>699494419
its for protein you stupid retired!
>>699494756
Eggs are a chickens period
>>699494487
smoked oysters are pretty good too with some nice brown mustard on ritz crackers if you havent tried them.
>>699494900
>retired
>>699494900
>baiting at two levels
>advanced baiting techniques
>>699494756
not 100% runny but around 70%, they're actually the best (protip: dip bread or accompanying meat/bacon)
>>699494756
I just don't like them, myself. I always do over-hard eggs when I eat them. It's best on a sandwich. 12-grain toast, over-hard egg with garlic, pepper, a little salt, some green onion, maybe some bacon.
>>699494756
>Am I the only person nervous about eating runny eggs? In my brain it's like eating undercooked chicken with the whole salmonella risk thing going on.
They're fine. Just don't use cracked eggs and wash your hands and you're go to go provided you don't have compromised immune system. If you get sick, go see your doctor.
http://www.cdc.gov/features/salmonellaeggs/
God Save the Queen
>>699494756
>his country still has no universal vaccination of chickens for salmonella
Third workers eh
>>699495332
wtf kind of sausage is that to the right of the beans?
Boy I'm going to fry up some hotdogs and eggs, and make some toast for dinner. Who will join me?
>>699495558
Blood sausage
>>699495500
I don't know if we do or not!
Do we ameribros?!?!
>>699486523
Not really sure what is depressing about being single. No commitment, fuck girls whenever, lots of disposable cash
>>699495332
The fuck is that black shit
Not even sad
>>699495332
I never got why is the queen in danger
>>699495558
Black pudding. It is generally made from pork fat or beef suet, pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal.
Actually fucking brilliant.
>>699488680
give me the formuoli
>>699495558
Black pudding. It's a kind of blood sausage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding
>>699489201
Buy a chicken, slice it up and fry it. So good.
>>699495733
isn't cooked blood digusting? I don't think i've tried this one
>>699495649
>Larue Tactical
Fuck mark larue right up has ass, that son of a bitchin bastard. He's a cunt you know? You gave thousands of dollars to a fucking prick cunt asshole.
>>699495688
Right on nigga.
>>699495662
Sliced shit. bongs are poor so they save up their shit, slice it, fry it, and eat it for breakfast.
>>699495733
>pork blood
>>699487261
great, i'm hungry now for some tacos.
>>699492137
>vegan
There are very few tolerable women in this world and you cater to a vegan.
Shame on you anon.
Vegans are fucking awful.
>>699495939
No, cooked blood is generally salty and crunchy, so it's ideal as a side to the sausage.
Blood sausages are pretty good. It's not just congealed blood, but is one ingredient. I've eaten them, along with organ meats like liver, kidney, and heart. It's too good to not eat really. (Still trying to work myself up to head cheese though).
>>699495955
I bought it used off a guy, he lost his job and was hard up for cash.
Took the image from google but mine basically looked just as shitty..
>>699491617
lmao
I like cooking. U guys ever slice up your own birdm
>>699493177
i bet american "cheese" is actually vegan,
at least there is no milk inside
>>699494038
Naturally. And some people like broccoli, and other people don't. etc. etc. etc.
>>699494127
Often the more individual life forms that had to die to be in your meal, the better it is.
Shrimp, crawfish, etc.
>>699495332
'ello matey
>>699496392
OK then. As long as mark didn't get any money from you. He really is a cunt. I can't emphasize that enough.
It's a shame too because they are actually very good rifles. Used is the only way I'd ever buy one.
>>699495955
What'd Larue do to you?
>>699496049
never eaten blood sausage?
are you a pansy?
damn, its like most people think meat comes from the supemarket and slaughtering animals is not required
>>699495939
>>699494213
Amerifats weigh in lbs, thank you very much
>>699496448
Fried chicken yo. Wanted it, made it. Bet u rags go to kfc
>>699494292
I can taste the sadness
>>699496689
Me personally, nothing. But I've spent some time over on arfcom and he's an absolute cunt on there. Which is odd because you'd think he would try to be somewhat civil on a board dedicated to the kind of rifles he makes.
Want something for pudding?
>>699495688
i wish i could like sushi but i fucking hate it
>>699487735
its harder when you don't steal all your food like you do, nigger
>>699496618
life, feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life, this is necessary.
>>699495733
absolutely haram
>>699494756
It's nothing like undercooked chicken. Eggs are contained in the shell and protected from the outside environment. Chicken meat went through a slaughterhouse, and has been on the counter of your grocer's meat center, as then wrapped in a foam and cellophane container.
>>699491551
Faggot go back to /r9k/
>>699487912
Nigga:
1) you are clearly in the barracks. Fucking depressing ass shit tiles.
2) you best give those back to your fucking supply NCO. Stealing shit ain't no game.
>>699497091
Same.
>>699497091
you have to find the one you like. personally I love tuna and more recently just found a place that makes albacore which is my new favorite. if you dont mix the wasabi in the soy sauce you did it wrong as well.
>>699496448
i like cooking too
but im single and live allone so i dont cook really often sadly
i try to cook at least once a week tho
but i cant really slice up flesh, but out the bones and shit like that
it kind of disgusts me sadly so if i buy meat, wich i dont do really often, i get somethin that is completly butchered
i tryed it once tho but i ended getting only less then half of the meat from the bone so it was i giant waste and i felt dirty for hours afterwards
>>699489144
I take it everywhere to measure 1 gallon exactly. That way I only eat 1 meal a day.
>>699497091
You poor sad sack of shit.
>>699496955
Spending time in GD will turn any normal, kind, functional, rational person into an absolute cunt in a matter of hours, minutes even.
And that's before we get into '13ers.
>>699495846
>>699497091
Try eating it with a piece of ginger (beni shoga) a little wasabi and soy.
Start with unagi (or anago) then try california roll. Probably helps if you go to a real sushi bar not some supermarket crap
>>699496710
the name of the animal is pig
>>699497091
It's all in your head m8
>>699497551
>>699497194
Part of my brain knows and understands everything you just wrote. But another part of it just screams "NO! it's not done yet! cook it a bit more so it doesn't kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So I cook it all the way through.
These are actually delicious. Nothing beats a steaming hot faggot.
>>699497684
unagi first? nigger you retarded. unagi is one of the hardest to like. also California roll is just cooked crab with avacado.
>>699487912
>>699489180
>purposely buying shitty tasting expensive MREs
>when you could be actually eating healthy
>or at the very least eating something tasty
I bet youre a jrotc fuckboy and love to wear your BDUs everyday to class and salute your fucking teachers, huh? down and give me 20, soldier.
>>699497460
You know wherever you buy your meat they will cut it up for you, just ask the clerk
>>699497778
>Nothing beats a steaming hot faggot.
Unless it's a hot faggot dripping in Dad's Sauce.
>>699496462
There definitely is milk
Well Shit had my meals for today. But my last meal was Potatoe sallad and sausage.
>>699496646
fuuck, where can I get this?? Is it at the Hardwood Arms?
>>699488428
My nigga
>>699496668
Hearsay. Tell us why, fag.
>>699497778
kek also close to quads
>>699496983
>tfw watching that >Jack video where he tries based spotted dick
>tfw "it's surprisingly good"
>tfw a man who should be charged for crimes against humanity with the absolute garbage he tells people to eat is surprised that a sponge pudding doesn't actually taste like a diseased prick
How do you even get in the mind of someone like that?
I mean...I just had an apple, but the core's already in the trash. I doubt you guys really wanna see that shit.
>>699486523
Brown rice, thats it. broke as a joke right now, $23 for the next 6 days
Tonight mine was
>4 eggo waffles and syrup
>grilled cheese with some left over meat
>>699486523
>>699495332
That looks good also, but I'm an amerifat and I'd like another egg (over easy). Thank you.
>>699497719
I've been eating runny as hell eggs for 30+ years, and I've never had a problem. It is delicious. Not recommended if you have aids.
>>699490984
Cheese is a dairy product you fuckwit of course he cant eat it.
>>699497267
nig bish, gay inputter
>Implying you need a full meal when single
>>699498034
Here ya go
>>699498067
>disgusting
>>699497998
jea i know, the few times i buy meat i do this but i just dont eat that much meat anyway
partly becouse i dont have that much money and partly becouse meat needs far more resources then other dishes to get produced
when i buy meat its mostly quality meat tho, you can tell what you want but it just tastes better
>>699498622
I don't have aids. Maybe I will try to reprogram my brain to let me eat them.
>>699486523
i already ate mine, but it was a medium-rare/rare bone-in ribeye cooked on a hot charcoal grill, grilled sweet potatoes w/cilantro and lime, and a vegetable salad, including peppers and tomatoes picked earlier today from my own garden.
just because you're single doesn't mean you can't cook and it doesn't mean you're lonely. it means you can afford to eat better because you don't have some tiresome cuntflap flushing your money down the toilet by dragging you out to overpriced, underwhelming restaurants all the time. keep on the sunny side.
Tonight I ate over at a friend couple's house, they had a totally organic/paleo farm-to-table night dinner thingy. It was epic. No pics though. Wait, I have a GF, am I lonely depressed? I'm fat and divorced, does that count? (My usual meal, pic related)
>>699498297
this isn't horseshoes or hand grenades, nigga
>>699489999
fucking checked
>>699498434
invest into a bar of butter
Today is my "don't give a fuck day" so I cooked two hot dogs on the grill and put chili, mustard, and onions on them. Had a handful of tater tots with them.
No I'm not a big fat fuck, I'm 6'1 155lbs, I just have one day a week when I don't eat healthy.
>>699498400
I usually eat the core and seeds, just throw the stem away
>>699497091
ywn know the feeling of pulling a giant tuna from the sea and eating it raw on the deck. The feeling of pulling protein from the sea and eating that shit like the apex predator you truly are.
>>699498851
Just taste a little bit of yolk, see if you like the taste. Also prove to yourself that you won't get sick, after a few hours pass and you don't feel sick.
But if you think it tastes disgusting, the actual taste, then don't eat them. No reason to force people to eat shit they don't like.
Beef tips in a red wine sauce with carrots and mushrooms, and garlic and sea salt mashed potatoes.
Who /aldi/ here? Just got 2 weeks worth of groceries for $30 today.
>>699492137
>forgot to take plastic off/10
>>699499233
That's hardcore
>>699499448
you know, if you can cook like this you could get a broken woman who cant.
