ITT: Post your secrets
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ITT: Post your secrets
>>700274016
I never reply to "reply to this or your mother is gonna die tonight in her sleep" posts
>>700274016
This is what I do when nobody is around. hundreds of videos.
>>700274016
i eat pussy straight out the can
i bump dying threads from page 9
When I was 16 my family was looking after neighbors dog.
Went thru a faze of watching a lot of beast and thought it would be fun. Had dog lick peanut butter off my cock then fucked dog and came in it.
Regretted it ever since.
am gey
>>700274016
I've cheated on my girlfriend with 5 different women over the course of 2 years despite me still being madly in love with her.
>>700275207
>Regretted it ever since.
sure you do, sure you do... wink wink nudge nudge
>>700275156
you are a good man - OP
I steal the panties of my best friend's girlfriend because I'm lonely as fuck and I'll never get laid
I wanna fuck one of my friends...
>>700275468
How do you find girl willing to fuck with a married man
>>700275502
i do what i can
>>700274016
there's this girl i'm seeing and fucking but she's not my girlfriend. long story short i'm alreasy cheating on her, she's cute and lovely and in love with me, am I too much of an asshole ?
>>700276249
>but she's not my girlfriend. long story short i'm alreasy cheating on her,
If she's not your gf then you aren't cheating on her.
You're welcome.
>>700275659
Well if you're married I'd probably stick to one night stands rather than have longer affairs.
That shit is too risky and time consuming which gets you caught.
I don't seed torrents after I download them.
I jack off to photos of pregnant women
>>700274634
moar
>>700274016
I use to have sex with my mom normally because she taught me it was alright for me to sleep with her.
>>700277676
>>700277735
tell us more . How did it start ? How did it end ? Best story ?
>>700274016
Once, I walked up to a duck in a pond and dropped a 30 pound or so rock on it's back, injuring it but not killing it, so I had to pick the rock back up and throw it on it's neck and head multiple times to get it to go still.
I did the same with a turtle several years later.
jerked off in front of my niece when she was 10. it didn't go nearly as well as I had hoped it would
>>700278194
she laughed at your tiny dick?
>>700278194
Did she tell someone she saw your dingaling? Did they ask her if you touched her no-no square?
>>700276878
You monster!
I have feelings too
>>700278498
No you don't. Shut the fuck up.
>>700277735
Are you serious?
I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>700277735
Did she let you cum inside?
>>700278672
Dude nuh uh
I get off watching my wife make guys cum on Snapchat.
>>700277884
>>>700277676
Looks pretty boring there. So, yeah, a tail or Meth I guess
>>700277916
It started around when I was going through puberty. She saw me with an erection one day and helped me get off. After that she told me it was okay if I wanted any other help with anything since it was a mothers job to be a sexual support to their sons. As I grew older we had more sex but it eventually stopped when I moved out to University.
>>700275659
Take your ring off
>>700278588
Yes
>>700278785
Yes she did
>>700278948
Username?
>>700274016
I took a pill in Ibiza and my family dont know about it.
>>700279093
are you the asian guy who slept with his mom because she told him it was okay and because it was tradition or some shit like that?
>>700275468
so, you're normal.
im gay but nobody knows
>>700274016
99% sure i can't have childs.
I have a never before fulfilled humiliation fetish. would love to be blackmailed by an ex. I've put on shows for girls before but nothing that has haunted me.
>>700280069
I know, faggot.
>>700280069
thats what you think faggot in 30 years your parent will tell you they know since you were a child
>>700279718
Yup
>>700275137
I'm 24 and never eaten pussy. Not a virgin.
I sometimes lie without thinking about it and when i do it, its too late for me to admit i lied for no reason and tell the truth, so i usually go along with it and pile lie on top of lie. I never get caught though, but it still makes me feel like shit.
>>700279093
Someone I used to date went through the same thing, except with two of their cousins.
>>700280540
that is curable. just get a rope and a tree
>>700280069
hello paul
>>700280685
for a tire swing? cool.
>>700280473
did you kiss her?
IM NOT HAPPY, I DONT HAVE FEELINGS JUST I CANT FEEL ANYTHING I JUST DONT HATE OR LOVE, SO I REALLY DONT CARE IF UI SEE SOMEONE DIE OR SUFFER IN FRONT OF ME
HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..
ONCE I SAW A VIDEO SOMEONE WAS BEING LIVE BURIED AND WAS INTERESTING
>>700274016
I have a friend who's in an open relationship and his girlfriend always come over to have sex with me. The sex is amazing but the guilt after it is killing me even though I know it's okay.
>>700281018
do you eat her pussy after her bf fuck her and cum inside?
I fap to my friend nudes that I stole from her phone.
>>700280903
But what is worse than all of that is your caps lock key is stuck.
>>700280903
Me too
>>700281178
No... That's just wrong...
>>700281305
>>700281584
I know is wrong but may happen if he cum inside and she wasnt satisfied then she move to your location and just had a quick shawer
I'm looking forward to the new WoW expansion. I will main a DH and a boomy.
>>700274016
came home drunk earlier
passed by empty parking lot with houses around
got naked and walked into middle of parking lot
masturbated and came in 5 spurts under parking lot lights
dressed and walked the rest home
now posting this story
>Once upon a time...
This guy got really mad at one of his friends for not paying back a $1000 loan. Guy came up with a plan, one night he gets his friend really fucking blackout drunk while his gf is at work. Ex-friend's gf turns up dead the next day with her blood all over him. Ex-friend gets a life sentence.
Guy gives zero fucks.
>The end
>>700274016
I quit my job and gave up on my dreams because I wanted to be a neet again
>>700282279
You're fucking lucky you didn't get caught
I once planned on eating someone who I knew might commit suicide
I'm quite skinny and generally considered attractive, but I'm ridiculously self conscious about my appearance and utterly obsessed with monitoring everything I eat, probably to the point of an eating disorder. Probably from when I was a fat kid. Never told anyone.
When I was a drunk kid (16yo) I`ve planted an broken umbrella on a road that caused fatal road crash , fled the scene, nobody knew it was me, couldnt care less to this day.
>>700282000
Maybe but I wouldn't know. I highly doubt it though.
>>700282658
streets weren't busy
totally worth the risk
I go out of my way to feed crows and i reward them when they bring me coins and i showed them that i gave them way better food for bills. Big issue of crows robbing people/stealing tips in my town now to the point that it's illegal to feed them now.
I regularly get about 100 dollars a day from the crows.
>im just making the problem way fucking worse
and im really just wondering what else i can train them to steal.
at the same time sometimes they land on me and old people get right fucking scared.
>>700280497
Im 23 and never ate that shit either now its gonna be awkward
>>700283240
Holy shit is this true? I laughed out loud.
Before I met my current serious gf, I met this girl on eHarmony who was my highest match. I blew her off to be with my current gf but i was always curious to know where that would've gone. gf went to Vegas this week for best friend's bachelorette party. I went to eHarmony girls apartment, we got fucking wasted, had some deep conversation, then had drunk sex for two hours where I came inside her. I woke up at 5am, she was snoring very loudly and had shat herself. I ran the fuck out of there and blocked her on everything and then went to work.
>>700274016
My gf fucked my dog a couple of times.
>>700283411
dubs reply to dubs
it must be so.
>>700283502
Niice.
>>700274016
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
I used to touch my cat's vagoo around the age I first started masturbating. Weirdest part about it is that bestiality disgusts me.
All my friends and family think I'm happy and doing well in life. The truth is I am desperately miserable and depressed to the point where when I can finally be alone and drop the pretence I am almost unable to function. The only person that knows this truth is a woman with aspergers that I secretly have a crush on. She lives far away and we play vidya games together. I'll never let her know how I feel because she'll straight out reject me.
>>700283492
The worst part about this was that her apartment is her parents' basement and I was still a little drunk when i woke up. I walked through a door that took me through her parents' first floor where her dad was in the kitchen I guess getting ready for work. I ran past him and out the front door. I saw him making his way to the door where I came from as i closed his front door behind me.
I'm in love with a girl who barely gives a fuck about me and it breaks my heart every time I kiss her because I know it doesn't mean for her what it means to me.
I'm a paramedic/firefighter, and I feel nothing for the patients. Not sure if it's because I'm professionally detached, or if I have PTSD after all these years, or if I'm just a sociopath, but it's starting to scare me a bit because the lack of any feeling is starting to extend to friends and family.
>>700274016
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
I am attracted to Jewish girls.
I know that I will probably not get with her, but I still hold onto hope that I will. Even though she seems almost mildly autistic. (highest level of functioning)
I still think about what could have been if I played my cards differently.
I still think that it can happen in a few months time maybe
Also, before anyone says to just do it.
I did try, back in April. Said yes, then a friend tagged along (I suspect he wanted her, and forced his way in)
I have kept in contact with her since, we did agree to do something over summer, but that fell through.
Now classes are beginning in just over a week.
>>700284752
It's typically called compartmentalization.
I'm a nymphomaniac and i'm constantly gagging for sex, I can't control myself. Recently I've been fantasizing about anon sex and just being passed around a group of people i don't know if i'm just fucked up or not. I have a FWB but i can't get off with him because he ends up finishing too fast
>>700285118
Explain further please. Don't know if I should talk to someone. Diagnosis of any psych issue/PTSD is sort of a death sentence on this job.
>>700284752
I have the same occupation. Maybe a handful of times i have feelings about the patients, but overall, i feel nothing. Its just a job. Fortunately for the public, im wonderful at it.
>>700278140
We found the future serial>>700278140
>>700285504
Compartmentalization is when you can psychologically isolate different parts of your life, like keep work and home life in separate boxes. It can also be used to keep bad memories in check. Too much can be unhealthy.
>>700285797
Same. Really good at the job, just worried that I'm becoming a shell of a person. Pronounced a 16 y/o two nights ago on a bad MVA, felt literally nothing. Can't talk to family about anything either, just feel nothing or end up getting angry. Maybe just time for a vacation?
i think creeps is hot as fuck and i make some OC too
>>700270411
>>700284752
That just comes with the job. Me and coworkers are the same way it's normal and makes you more efficient at your job
>>700278948
SenorD?
buimp[
>>700285496
w wanna cyber irl?
>>700286959
totally would but while i'm not at uni i get absolutely no privacy from family members which makes the whole situation worse
I like jelly on both sides of my toast.
>>700287913
that's disgusting anon
i fucked my dead nans corpse
I like dosing people with acid for fun.
i am addicted to humiliating myself online. i post nudes of myself online all the time. i often link it to my tumblr so that people can abuse me on my actual tumblr and there's a risk of people i actually know seeing it.
i will post pic of me completely naked holding up a sign with my tumblr link written on it. and timestamp if anyone is interested. hell ill post it to my tumblr if someone wants me to.
also my name is michael
>>700274016
I have a girlfriend but once in a while i cruise down to LA to go to a gay bath house and get gang banged... I feel really scared that i'm gonna give her an STD if I catch one... She works every other saturday also and there's a guy that lives nearby and I go watch porn with him and suck his dick.
>>700288985
GO AHEAD
BuMpS
>>700288874
Where the fuck are you when I need you, and where the fuck do you live/how rich are you to be able to readily get acid and waste it?
i like to trip on benadryl
>>700283502
How'd you talk her into it?
>>700274016
I caught my big brother fucking our mother 2 months after she broke up with our father,i swear to god we are not rednecks tho.
Male (26 years old) here.
My first sexual experience was with my cousin (male, same age). We were always very close and we usually saw each other every summer when we went to our grandmother's house. It began around 2000 or 2001, I'm not quite sure, back when puberty kicked in and we were both experimenting with masturbation. It started by us just jerking off together in front of some old porno mags we found. Then, when we got older, I would say about 12/13, we started giving each other blowjobs as well. It was great fun. Jerking each other off, him sucking me, me blowing him, doing 69s...
We never actually talked about it, we just knew when we were in the mood to do it. Even though we love each other (and still do, he's my best friend), we are not "in love" with each other. We never kissed or made love. We just had fun and, in my opinion, it was nice being able to experiment with someone you trust and in a safe environment. I'm not saying there wasn't a sensual part in all of this but it wasn't a romantic relationship. It went on for about another two years until we started actually dating other people. Then it just stopped.
We both very much like women. Personally I enjoy watching gay/bi/shemale porn just as much as straight porn but I would say that I consider myself straight as I only date women and I see my future with a wife and (hopefully) kids. I wouldn't be against inviting another woman or man in our bed though so that should make me bi I think. Eh, fuck labels anyway.
The curious thing is that since it stopped, we never mentioned it. Like, not a single word. Literally. I know that he knows and he knows that I know. I don't think it's shame, just something that we keep between us.
Feel free to ask questions.
>>700291084
why do we build castles in the sky?
>when I joined force recon our first mission had us observing a small town
>in the end me and my friend killed 5 kids because we thought they were enemies
>we were both awarded with ribbons
>also im two seconds from joining again
>>700290006
You look scandanavian, and what the fuck is wrong with your ass?
>>700291292
i work long hours and my ass cheeks rub together a lot because of.. being kind of big.
>>700291177
>two seconds from joining again
i hate when internet lags and i get kicked off the cowadoody server
>>700281302
post em!
>>700290006
Dude what the flying fuck is that massive ringworm around your ass?!
>>700291387
>ive been working shity jobs
>quite done with civilian life
>also im pretty poor so whatever
>i know they will take me
>>700291543
It's Sauron.
nobody in my "normal life" would ever guess i am polytox
I've bought panties online. I'm a sad human.
>>700275649
Ha! This is the BEST =)
>>700280903
>ITT: 2008
>>700291670
fuck off
>>700291543
its just my asscheeks they rub.
fuck off about it. im gona delete everything now.
>>700291084
why would you talk about it?
>"oh bro btw do you remember when we sucked each others dicks? good times"
>>700291603
well yeah, buy the game and pay the $20month and anyone can play on the server
I have a rather sizable tat across what is basically my entire torso that i started at 18
>everyone thinks i got it to be edgelord (its gory and intimately detailed)
>mfw i really got it to cover up the big red scars that clearly spell out fag on my chest from when the kids at middle school held me down and cut me with broken glass
>little sissy faggots trigger and complain about discrimination
>now want to cut little sissy faggots for being so faggy. just shut up and suck cock in private
>>700274016
My cock is 11" erect, but I am a virgin at 18. Not even lying.
I sneak in my daughters room at night and smell her feet and play with her
>>700292298
timestamp now
im 29 and i never had sex before
>>700292099
Exactly. There's nothing to talk about. I'm just surprised it never came out even when we were just the two of us.
>>700275659
Talk to my ex.
>>700291177
Were they muslim kids? Because that would explain the ribbons.
>>700292687
Its limp, gimme a few minutes. More info tho, I had a botched circumsicion when I was 5, nothing visible, but I have lost most sensitivity. I'm pretty sure its unnaturally large because of that.
>>700285118
Most people in high risk occupations are sociopaths. Specops, surgeons, and firemen have the highest rates, but any occupation where you put yourself in harms way intentionally, you pretty much have to be.
I'm moon man
>>700283502
pics
i work and have many non drug-related friends, but i am drug addicted as shit
i met a stranger online and agreed to let him video record me masturbating to orgasm for $200. Signed a non-disclosure agreement and everything. would do it again.
>>700274016
I do cocaine!
I've never cheated on anyone, but my current GF lives far away and almost never has time to visit, so I've been looking for local talent. I fucking hate myself for it, but my balls, they are le bleu.
I check Finn Wolfhard's twitter/instagram/vine more frequently than I check my facebook.
>>700292824
MODS MODS MODS
My best friend's gf has cancer and he doesn't know it but i do
>>700283240
Full of shit.
I buy gerbals from different pet stores in the area. Usually 4 or 5 at a time. Then I take them home and stomp them to death. I know it's cruel, but I have a problem and its probably better this way than hurting myself or others. I've bought 4-5 around 11 or 12 times now.
I'm only 21, I'm acted this will only get worse in time
>>700292868
dat wording tho
i did 9/11
>>700292204
im sorry those bullies made you internalize their homophobia, anon. you're continuing the chain of hatred and violence, hope you're proud
>>700293856
hi bill
>be me 12 ages of yers
>horny
>fap time.jp
>i go in bath room and pull dick.
>i take 5 minets to feed good
>man best fap
>i hit sack over and over till cum
> i get dissy and tun fall
>mfw i im tub fall
I take cocaine at home on my own, and do crosswords and number puzzle,
No one In my family knows I take drugs and they would probably kick me out if they knew, even though im not out there being a dick with it.
>>700293772
Sorry, English isn't my primary language. What's wrong with the wording?
>>700294046
dont feel bad for it though, theres no reason
>>700274016
the first time i stuck my dick in something that was not made from plastic....was with a roadkilled roe deer.
not proud of it, but i would do it again.
still gives me hardon, thinking about that night.
>>700277676
Faggot
>>700294185
I wasn't making fun of your grammar, the wording wasn't wrong, I just enjoyed the words you used:
"I'm just surprised it never came out even when we were just the two of us."
>>700274016
I waste valuable time I could be using for something productive responding to shitty threads on /b/
>>700294444
also quads get
>>700294419
Ah right. I see it yeah. Maybe not the best choice of words lol.
>>700294185
Came can mean ejaculated. Anon was being immature.
How is your relationship with him now?
I was a good kid in high school but the party kids and stoners and shady-ass motherfuckers liked me well enough. They knew I didn't drink or do drugs and that I wouldn't narc on them, so I used to help them out with piss samples for drug tests. I'd get $20 for a vial of my clean piss. One day my crazy-ass fucking cousin came over with meth and we smoked a bunch of it. Next day someone from school wanted a piss sample and I forgot that I had smoked meth the previous day. He came by, gave me my $20, and I never saw him at school or anywhere ever again.
>>700293720
ever fucked a chicken to death ?
thats what i did to get some steam out.
>>700293139
bumping for yo DICK
>>700294624
Yeah I saw it lol.
My relationship with my cousin is still great. We're still best buds. It's difficult to see each other now that I moved to another country but when we do it's always like no time had passed.
>>700274016
I blamed my gf for cheating and breaking up with me even tho i was a shitty bf and only used her for sex and to buy me stuff, plus i fucked that guy sister and she was only 14
>>700295137
cheating is still cheating, she could have quit. whore deserved it
>>700274016
I kissed a sandnigger. Biggest regret of my life tbh fam
>>700295091
That's great. I had a similar experience as a small child. I used to be ashamed/embarrassed, but as my life goes on I've noticed that it's not the strangest of things.
>>700293947
hi hillary
>>700293720
PLEASE RESPOND, I WANT FEEDBACK. HOW FUCKED AM I /B/?
when i was 13, i was really into chemistry.
older pupils laught at me all the time and bullied me.
so a few kids i knew had access to some interesting chemicals. being the smartass i was, we mixed together some easy explosives to kill the bullies.
we went out to test them and tried to blow up some railroad tracks....it worked
next day a cargo train got derailed there.
we never got caught, but there were some rumors that "the nerd kids" did it.
we never talked about this again, but for some reason, despite being a nerd, i never got bullied again.
>>700274016
Je ne suis pas Française. Je suis un noir américain. Je suis également pas un robot.
>>700295772
seek help.
or atleast kill them before trampling them to death.
i used to hunt animals in order to fuck them, now i only hunt for food. i still fuck what i eat, but i never kill anything that i dont eat.
if i feel the urge, i usually find some fresh roadkill near the woods, so i go for that instead.
>>700296354
I am a meat popsicle.
>>700296526
Oh yeah? Eh bien, je ne suis pas un popsicle de viande.
>>700295601
There's nothing to be embarrassed about. A lot of cousins seem to play "doctor" with each other.
i had sex with my girlfriends horse, before i even knew her.
>>700296838
Nan, dans la version française il dit "négatif, je suis une mite en pull-over." Si on se paume les grandes références aussi...
>>700297149
k i was just bullshitting, so yeah...
>>700291901
what the fuck is a polytox
>>700293139
I think the same thing happened to me, it was either that or how I masturbated when I was younger. I was never taught how to stroke it, so I just laid face down and made a fist and humped it. I read somewhere that some kids do this and it can impair sexual function.
Mine isn't as big as yours, but I've been told it's on the large side. 7.75 inches. I had to teach myself to get off normally, and it still takes forever and a day.
>>700297836
someone who takes any kind of drug in any combination on daily basis
I only like fapping to big dicks now.
High libido and fucked every girl and transgender I met regardless if they were in a relationship or not.
I fucked a nigger once.
>>700275156
>page 9
>not using the fucking catalogue
I let my bf play with a loli I babysat.
>>700300496
Look to the right of the page right below the last post, dumbass. See those four numbers? Currently 196 / 22 / 96 / 7
Mouse over them and read.
>>700274016
I have a fetish for white guys
>>700301191
You fucking bed-wench.
>>700301191
What are you?
>>700280473
Green text story?
>>700283240
Kek
>>700301486
100% nigger
>>700301882
Disgusting
I got really fucked up on bath salts, synthetic weed and some beer one late night/early morning, went to McDonalds, bought two bacon egg and cheese bagels and parked down the road to eat them, managed to eat one and had sex with the other and passed out. woke up with cheese and their breakfast sauce on my pants and the poor sandwich laying in the passenger seat like 'why'
>>700302433
>had sex with the other
I dont know why but i fucking lol'd
>>700301012
By "play" do you mean what I think you do
>>700280903
This is quite common on this site, but;
I like little girls with flat chests
>>700300370
Rate it out of 10
>>700303417
How flat (cup size)
>>700274016
i make up fake stories on confession threads.
Im insecure about my penis size
>>700303551
How flat? Like nothing, AAA I guess?
>>700276878
>>700276878
The classic
>>700278140
WOW
You're just fucked dude I am the most compassionate understanding person I've ever met and even still,
literally just end yourself
These are my secrets :3c
I'm a homophobic gay. Nothing about suicide and depression, but although I like men, I want to have a lovely woman and a family.
>>700290847
have you had any bad trips? what do you do while high? i've been wanting to try but i've got anxiety and paranoia.
>>700304509
I love the feeling of a huge bad dragon dildo stretching my asshole.
I actually have to pretend I am a bot just to verify captcha.
>>700304538
Family is normal. Homophobe isn't. I hate flamboyant guys and I'm gay, so.... We come in all stripes.
>>700294673
Story?
>>700304794
>>700304509
Me and my (older) sister used to have sex regularly.
There's no fantasy fetish behind it and no blackmail or lies or whatever. We were just curious kids and, honestly, I didn't even know that it was something "wrong". It just felt good... until it didn't.
I guess I hit puberty and it just downed on me, "This is incest, this is gross".
I told her that I didn't want to have anything sexual anymore and, although she protested, we just returned to being normal siblings.
It's been almost 8 years since that happened and, honestly, I've been tempted to ask her if she still remembers that...
>>700305745
she does
I'm a submissive but my wife hasn't indulged that in almost a year so I've started accepting one of my out-of-state friends as my Dominant.
>>700306139
does your friend stick it in your pooper?
>>700274016
I am not actually the hacker known as "4chan" nor is anonymous my real name.
>>700306324
>out of state
No, nigger, there's no actual physical contact.
>>700305745
How old were you? And how far did you actually go, considering you were (both?) prepubescent
>>700306539
but do you want them to?
>>700274016
I have a girlfriend and we're going on our 4 year anniversary, but I can't stop thinking about her younger sister (younger by a couple years). Her sister is wittier, chiller, thinner, has a nicer face, and has a really small frame, and I'm absolutely am crazy about all of the above. I feel not so great because my gf is absolutely loyal, but in being happy with me, she has kind of let herself go in gaining weight. I know that even if she were to lose 35 pounds, her sister would still be miles ahead of her in the looks department. I know it's all shallow stuff, but I really am not attracted to my gf at all anymore.
To the point where I'm creeping on her little sister, taking pics of her turned around while she's cooking and things. I have a folder on my computer filled with pictures of her. Fapping away, trying not to act on her.
Though, I know that if her sister started anything, I'd be game in zero seconds, flat. As loyal as my girlfriend is, we don't really have sex anymore. When she starts something, I'm really not into it at all. When we DO go at it, the only thing that keeps me up is thinking about her sister, really. Maybe I'm just bored with this relationship already and my tastes have changed in the meanwhile.
>>700276249
>>700276387
Not technically, but if you go out of your way to tell her she's the only one you're fucking it's close enough
>>700304999
The problem is about the fact that I'm romanticaly attracted to woman, but just feel sexually attracted to men. It's uncomfortable to think I want to love a woman as a human and fuck as a animal with with a men. That's what I meant.
> inb4 trips tell the truth
I hate some girl back in middle school. As in, everything about her irked me. She actually liked me which made it worse because she would keep talking to me all the fucking time.
During breaks we had to leave the class room because "healthy kids are outside", I would occasionally sneak back in and cum into her juice. Mostly orange, occasionally apple juice. She never noticed and seeing that dumb bitch swallow it made me happy.
>>700306735
Nah, that's not quite the domination I like
>>700307002
How much younger is the little sister? Loli-esque?
>>700274182
Same
>>700280903
>Not happy
>Don't have feeling
Pick one
I liked this chick in highschool and when she started liking me back it turned me off so i fucked her gf
>>700307002
Damn you speaking my language, my wife's sister is this 5' piece of ass. Cute thin sexy ass, everything above. 90% of the time when I am fucking my wife I am thinking about her sister. All she needs to do is give me the sign and Im game.
I'm in love with my gay down syndrome brother, and I fuck him constantly.
>>700295772
kill yourself. or if you're going to kill, don't be a fucking faggot and kill innocents you shitter. have some respect
>>700274016
I think i'm gay but i still like women. but i don't think i'm comfortable telling anybody that because all my friends hate gay people and i join in to look like i hate them too but tbh i'm jealous that gay people can be open about it and have fun with it.
>>700294629
you never did drugs before and then smoked a bunch of meth? lounds segit.
>>700307402
Bruh....
Is no one else seeing this?!
My father was abusive towards my family and it has caused me to fear that one day I might do what he did. Abuse the children and strike the mothers. This has pretty much caused me to never be able to love anyone nor have any real connections. I feel for many girls but I can't allow myself to date them. I've started to think about running away into the wilderness and living there to help stop my fear. Even though I will never strike my children/wife I fear I may.
Honest Advice on this?
>>700284315
Reading this made my heart race. I fucked around just a little back in the day and the guilt was overwhelming. Hopefully never again.
>>700307610
If you can't be completely open and honest with your friends, and can't trust them to accept you... I think you need new friends, man. Also, liking men and women is called bi
frosted butts
>>700274016
I have over 30 gigs of Vore based games. I've seen pretty much everything on the subject on E-hentai, and I treat dlsite like a manga that you've caught up to.
>>700308187
I know but i really like my friends, i just don't want to risk over a decade long friendships because of my sexual likings
>>700278140
Yeah, that's horrific. You have a screw loose or something. Leave animals alone.
>>700304639
no real bad trips, some very intense ones but ive never freaked out. usually surf internet of play games, fap, drool on myself, talk to dead people, the usual;
>>700308051
I can relate to this a little.
I would just say that it doesn't have to control you or dictate the terms of your life, actually it's the reverse. You've seen what it's like and felt how shitty it is, you know exactly what you shouldn't be like, what you can't act like, if you want a healthy and successful relationship. It's that simple, you don't have to be like him. You know the difference between right and wrong.
The other thing I would say is to be honest and up front about your feelings with not only yourself, but whomever you date/marry. They won't think less of you for it.
>>700308906
also gonna trip tonight prob in alittle while
>>700307255
>>700307374
She's 20. Looks on the younger side. Really small tits...around an AA, actually, not quite flat. About 5'3"-5'4" or so and 100 lbs. My gf is 5'6" and 155 lbs (I'm about 5'8" and the same weight actually). So, her sister is pretty dang small. I'm not really a feet guy, but she has such nice feet and sits in weird positions that really turn me on when she's chilling around the house. I'm not a guy who is really into ass and tits cause I like smaller framed girls so much, but she has a nice ass too.
My gf thinks that her sister isn't that pretty, but I think it's the older sibling mentality when they think that their little sibling is still little and hasn't blossomed in looks yet. She beats my gf by a mile. This is her having breakfast after showering in the morning.
>>700294046
Cocaine and puzzles actually sounds like a pretty good time.
I convinced 3 past gfs to fuck a friends dog
I'm thinking of giving up anime and studying Japanese.
>>700307255
Oh whoops, her sister is 3 years younger than her.
>>700307374
Any pics of her sister? Just curious.
my dick is small
>>700308991
Being honest I've tried being honest about it but they never felt the same after. With my anger issues and my other issues it doesn't help me. The more of a connection I have the more I repel the person away so they know I am not interested. Its led me this point where I can't date anyone. Longest time I've dated a girl was 2 years but mid way through we had a argument and I put my fist in the wall and since then its just mentally fucked me. Never hit her nor would I but I was very close too. (physically not wanting too if that makes any sense)
>>700309493
Like watching a sunrise
I actually am a communist.
i put salmon in my ass and let my cat eat
>>700307255
She just turned 29 but 5' barely about 98lbs, A cups, Im 511 175 my wife is 5'6'' 125 C cups.
>>700307208
heh
>>700309670
You dont even need to do that, your pussy already smells like fish
>>700309723
Heh?
I see and hear things that others cant see or hear
>>700309867
fucking savage
>>700309502
Yeah I hear you, like I said I can kinda relate because my dad had anger/temper issues. Never hit us, but aggressive and got in a shoving match once. Some other stuff between other people and I've wrestled with my own temper and latent anger my whole life. I just do my best to be chill and find other ways to release any internalized or pent up shit
>>700309898
I found your response amusing
>>700283240
You're my hero
>>700274016
I fall in love with every woman that's a combination of smart, attractive, funny that I'm around for more than 45 minutes a week. I would give my left nut for socially acceptable polygamy.
I talked my ex gf into fingering her younger sister
>>700285037
ok?
>>700309960
Honest question what do you do to release the issues? The more and more I deal with this the more and more I hate my life. Love my family dearly and wont kill myself because of them.
>>700310276
I've come close to cheating several times because of it
>>700274016
I manage my diagnosed chronic pain (fibromyalgia), acid reflux, and IBS with medical grade weed and never tell people because part of me thinks that pot is still wrong. So even though it helps greatly I deal with conflict because of it.
>>700307287
are you fucking retarded He said he's not happy, which is a feeling which he also "dont have"
ur just as stupid as the mongoloid you replied to
>>700310324
how the fuck you did that?
I squat like a slav when no one is looking
At 10y i touched a girls vagina with my pênis, she was my best friend at the time.
At 12 i Sucker my half-brother(in that time) Dick, and he sucked mine. Later we tried to have anal sex, but atleast i didn't did it right, tough, i think i felt his penis a bit inside me
The next years was just some Virgínia stuff, edgy teenagery, fedora tipping etc. Well, i dropped out of School later in that time, so there's that.
At 18 i got my first gf, long-distance relationship. We had our usual camsex, and she enjoyed asking me to suck my own dick, to cum either on my mouth or on my face, and to finger myself sometimes.
18-21 was angsty suicide era.
At 21, i killled a Cat by locking him inside a dumpster. Wasn't my intention, i was kinda testing how far i would go and Things got out of my hand.
Now im 22, feel kinda empty but assume everyone is jusy like me, but with their own secrets, so no big deal.
>>700309064
More?
>>700310896
nah ur fgt kys
>>700310768
It was actually quite easy. She was truly in love with me and would do anything I asked, she did some crazy shit all-in-all. She really liked the idea of doing stuff with her sister, she just hated the fact that I found her sister attractive.
>>700310386
Ha basic shit, but I don't think my own personal shit is as severe as yours is.
I'm a talker by nature, I'm good at expressing myself and I'm articulate. Sounds gay but it helps to talk about shit and get it off your chest. My fiance is an expert at chilling me out and listening although this stuff I'm describing is largely in the past.
I exercise, I read, I smoke pot, sometimes I just stay angry and dwell on something but it's always a grind and I know I'll feel happy eventually, I won't permanently be pissed off or upset so I just wait it out or work it out. Life goes on, I know I have good shit to hang my hat on and other people have it way worse ha
>>700286310
Sexy tan lines
>>700288985
you're that psycho ginger with the diaper rash and the tiny cock arent you?
I'm a guy that goes on craigslist and searches for men that want their cocks sucked and when i find one i usually back out last second before contacting them because i'm really nervous that they are going to kill me.
