You all did this to yourself.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You all did this to yourself.
>>705066506
yes
>>705066557
who doesn't like a good cute bowtie
>>705066351
In that case, yeah. My life is on an amazing path, I look about average, and I'm definitely a go-getter.
I did not choose gay porn.
>>705066624
the gay porn chose you
>>705066351
it's not that small, but I mean relative to my other toys. and yeah I'll have to make sure to pay extra attention when cleaning the little slit
>>705066654
Why does bad dragon make the best dildoes
>>705066610
then go get one. why are you here when you should be out there finding one?
>>705066654
you butt slut. i bet you cant fit the vergil and a dong in you.
>>705066714
they know how to do bumps and knots right
>>705066839
I don't know, I was able to finally knot the nova, so there is a posibility
>>705066654
how long till you get this good?
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Huge-Pussy-Pounding-in-Stockings-28935191
>>705067011
I personally have the royal dragon and fucking love it. As soon as I get some spare cash, I'd love to get a razor
>>705067133
I don't know if i'll ever be able to fit something that large into my butt
>>705067203
I would have got the guardian, but it was almost twice as expensive as the vergil I got. love the look of all those ridge
>>705067389
I just really want one with a knot now, knots are some good shit
>>705067389
i bet that's what he thought a few years ago too.
So what else has been happening with you?
>>705067468
nono they prevent shit.
>>705067468
the knots are pretty fun to pop over
>>705067506
not a whole ton. midterms are going to start in a couple of weeks so classes are starting to pick up. what's new with you?
Dont shove IV drugs into your taint.
>>705067772
oh not too much, exercising. got a long weekend now and next weekend. invited some mates over.
>>705067772
I'm probably the only person in the world that likes finals and midterms, because I've always found tests super easy
>>705067886
important life lessons
>>705068019
sounds like a fun couple of weekends
>>705068046
I just hate the extra stress that they add to the year
>>705068330
Well there will be no sexy times, so it's not that great for me.
BTW did you do your exercises today?
>>705066610
Am i seeing double ?
It is a good thing men can not get pregnant. Could you imagine trying to give birth through your dick and having it split.
>>705068330
>>705068414
I did, I ended up doing a whole bunch of walking so I could pick up the toy delivery
>>705068504
thanks anon
>>705068330
I generally find it the least stressful, since all you have to do is study, which I find infinitely easier than the massive amounts of homework, projects, essays, etc. that classes normally require
Why is homosex so popular in cartoons?
>>705068504
Makes me think of that one movie where the girl is like, "Oh hes a nice guy" and then gets abducted, raped repeatedly, placed in a stock with a mouth opener to rape her face repeatedly. Then dumped into a 50 gallon barrel with her already dead an rotting friend and buried alive.
>>705068589
No problem anon
>>705068589
<3
>>705066504
https://mobile.twitter.comhttps//twitter.com/WayneLambright/status/779219308912087040/photo/1
>>705068702
Because real homosex is often revolting.
>>705066504
My dick
>>705066504
Moar
>>705068780
Do you feel attracted to males or females?
>>705066504
YES
>>705066504
I'm cumminy
>>705066504
YESSS
>>705066504
Oh shit
>>705066504
Oh fuck
>>705068611
I just hate the fact that 2 tests comprise 85% of the class grade
>>705068755
I think I'm going to head to bed now
nite all
>>705068823
That's a tough one to answer. Most people to me in general are butt-ugly chimps. Although with ideal aesthetics I would much prefer a male over a female.
>>705068938
Night jeff.
>>705068948
It really is a narcissism thing then.
Makes sense, the artists only draw ideals anyway.
>>705068712
I know the movie you're talking about, but can't think of the name, but I've fapped to that rape scene
>>705069189
This world is rife with narcissism.
>>705069222
lol!
>>705069290
And we will pay dearly for it.
>>705069312
Not going to lie, I have such a massive fetish for being raped, murder not so much, but I'd love to be raped
night fags
>>705069503
Night
>>705069421
Only for the parts deserved.
>>705069449
Sounds fun. I would rather a partner have a burning want for me though. Passionate desire is much more interesting than brief dominance.
>>705069713
I'd take being wanted in any form, but I like rough sex and being dominated, so rape is a natural fetish
>>705069965
I would like to say I would, but no I dont have sex to judge that.
>>705068712
what movie would this be
asking for a friend
>>705070680
Megan is Missing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b14IgSPkPC4
REEEEEEE
>>705071922
Why is Europe so dead set on niggerfying themselves?
>>705072265
actually, this one's on America, since google is an American company
anyway yeah art history got BLACKED since google is evil as hell
>That first google search
LOL its trueeeeee
>>705072354
meanwhile...
>>705072329
Why cant they be biased to Asians, at least they have nice hair and dont look like ogres.
>>705072431
I knew about that one for years and thought is was one of those isolated things.
>>705072516
Asians are too civilized and have no interest in destroying western civilization (outside of like, the chinese and north korean governments). They can't destroy the white man with the low birthrate, well-integrated yellow man.
>>705072549
This level of distortion can only be deliberate.
>>705072587
There's probably some nigger, cuck, and white bitch involved.
>>705072702
The current CEO of google is an Indian (poo in loo variety).
Google's founders, however, are (((Sergey Brin))) and (((Larry Page))) who are both members of the tribe. Page is currently the CEO of Alphabet, which is google's parent company.
So, you know. It was the jews again.
>>705072846
Wonder when the day people are going to be killing each other in the street is coming.
Oh and Brin is President. I never remember how these companies structure their organizations. But the point is, kikes all the way down.
>>705073018
Not long. Charlotte, North Carolina is on its way. The niggers riot, attack the white man, destroy everything in their path—soon, I'm sure, the white man must fight back. Certainly he must.
I'm making 1.5 cents more per payday because...I assume taxes changed or something. Thanks, Obama?
>>705073085
I remember when those tiny riots happened here and that nigress told her hoodies to "TAK DAT SHEYT TO THE BURBS"
People were saying let em. See how well a bunch of old white guys who hunt the rural state every season treat em.
>>705073394
Niggers only riot in cities for two reasons. The bigger one, of course, is that niggers live in cities and aren't going to leave just to riot, they're way too lazy for that. The second is that whites in cities are cucks, and I say this as a proud city dweller. Everyone here is a passive little disarmed bitch.
Well, most. Bizarrely, Philly has had absolutely none of the unrest that seems to infect similar places and I think it's because we have south philly Italians and north philly Irish—both rather uncucked populations, as European Americans go, anyway.
>>705073377
Better version.
>>705073513
Keep thinkin of that rat experiment.
>>705073635
Which one? Rats are more or less used exclusively for experiments at this point.
Also I'm gonna go shower keep the thread alive since I'm 90% sure my anger isn't gonna fade by the time I'm back.
>>705073649
Edited, he has a tiny goatee in the original version, and I'm shocked that I know that.
>>705073773
The overpopulation one
>>705073773
Yeah I know. I hated it so I removed it and forgot about it.
I didn't change anything about this one
>>705073858
What's wrong with a little hair on the chinny chin chin, you ding dong?
>>705074267
ugh. If I ever meet a guy like that and we're gonna fuck I will make him shave it. I've done it before
>>705074364
If someone told me to shave mine or cut my hair they can kiss my ass and get the fuck out.
>>705074520
So if you meet someone and hit it off and they joke "dude you'd look so much better without that " and then beg you in the cutest way they could muster to get you to shave it you're really gonna react all hostile like that? What would you really do?
>>705074778
>At a bar
>"No thanks I look just fine."
>>705074994
well if we really got to liking each other I would eventually manipulate you into doing it, I'm sure. I'd never be able to look at you without thinking about how so fucking much hotter you'd be without it and that would just drive me insane
>>705075163
I have it because my chin looks terrible. I dont budge for people unless they're worth it.
>>705073841
Oh yes, that.
>>705073858
I'm not terribly fond of it either, facial hair has to exist in certain patterns to be aesthetic which is why I always shave the garbage that grows on my face right off, it's all spicish and shit.
>>705075286
well if it really helps the way you look, that's different. I was basically just saying something like the original version of this with that shitty idiot soul patch.
>>705073649
Not normally into fur but there's something about herm fur (especially trap) that turns me on.
>>705075533
traps aren't herms, these are just dudes with stupid proportions, also you're a fag
>>705075407
facial hair is fucking hot lava on my face. I shave it twice a day as close as possible. I'm strange
>>705075407
I look as bad as Marilyn Manson without makeup.
>>705075642
mine doesn't justify that much but I know the feeling
>>705075650
Oh you do not.
>>705075650
mislink>>705075460
>>705075724
I was referring to him if I shaved.
I was going to mention something to you about the "We wuz Googs", but got distracted.
>>705075812
Oh right, that whole campaign. I don't think it'll be very effective.
>>705075650
lol. Manson now is just the bloated corpse of a female to male transgender hipster
>>705076130
Thats why I dont shave.
>>705076300
did you miss again
>>705076598
Yeah im not paying much attention to the thread.
>>705076300
>>705076144
>>705076712
Whatcha doing instead, Nibbles? It's not communism, is it?
Well, I saw this one through.Now I'm done bumping cause I gotta sleep as soon as it hits the limit cause I'm fucking ocd.
>>705076754
Saving pics of planes on /pol/
Watching a video on r/K theory
>>705077093
Whose video? Is it Molyneux?
>>705077209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRXJcE7dcw
>>705077363
Ah yes, bill whittle. He's not quite redpilled, though, he's still making the distinction between "liberals and conservatives" instead of whites and asians vs shitskins, which is more correct. White liberals practice K and preach r.
