ITT: CRACKY VS. ROSE
THE BATTLE OF THE UNSTALKABLES
CRACKY-CHAN -- THE SKY GODDESS, FOREVER QUEEN OF /B/
-VERSUS-
ROSE -- EVERY AUTIST'S GF, FOREVER QUEEN OF /R9K/
REFEREES FOR THIS MATCH ARE:
-WEEABOO AND GRAVURE IDOL, APPLEMILK1988
-CAMWHORE AND QUEEN OF /B/'s NEWFAGS, BOXXY
-ANOREXIC AND SOMETIME BEEFFLAP FLASHER, EUGENIA COONEY
-MINOR CELEBRITY MODEL AND 4CHAN GROUPTHINK BENEFICIARY, CREEPY CHAN
WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP AS 4CHAN'S ULTIMATE UNSTALKABLE SUPREME OBJECT OF OBSESSION???
IN THE LEFT CORNER, CCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER....
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright you two. I want a good clean fight.
No biting, no scratching, no eye gouging, and nothing below the belt.
When the bell rings, the fight stops. Got it?
Got it.
I got it.
*ding ding*
Rose suporter standing by
FIIIIIGHT!!!
Cracky comes out strong, beelining right for Rose.
Cracky supporter sitting by.
Rose brings up her guard.
--Cracky with a low jab...
ROSE IS CLIPPED...she's just clipped -- Cracky's blow glances off past Rose's left side!
Rose counters with a jab
Bumping with oc for Rose
Cracky blocks! -- Cracky's guard is looking tight.
Rose steps in, throwing two alternate jabs....
GO ROSE !!
Cracky's guard still up -- looks like she's trying for an opening
OPEN PALM TO ROSE'S FACE
Rose takes it, keeps moving
rabbit chan best chan
Cracky again, looking for that opening -- Rose isn't going to make this easy.
Cracky is queen.
Rose now HOOK -- ROSE THROWS A RIGHT HOOK MAKING CONTACT
CRACKY IS BLEEDING. It looks like her nose.
Rose weaves, Cracky still bleeding. We can't see how bad it is from here quite yet.
Referee Eugenia Cooney steps between the fighters. It looks like they're taking a look at Cracky's face now.
Applemilk now talking with Cooney. They're letting the fight continue.
Cracky appears to have taken advantage of the stop to recover
Staying tight, she throws a left jab!
it connects! rose counters with a right over the top
Cracky again, this time from below
Rose dodges..
*ding ding*
...and that's the end of Round 1
Let's go to Jessi Slaughter's dad for some analysis of the fight thus far.
Thanks, Gene.
Rose looks pretty confident right now in her corner.
>>705061395
When is round two?
Awesome effort by op
Cracky's getting water and getting that nose checked out from where Rose landed that right hook.
*ding ding*
And that's the start of Round 2!
Rose stepping across the ring, moving right in on Cracky this time.
Cracky looking determined. She's staying low, keeping close but loose.
The crowd tonight seems to be leaning for Rose, but Cracky's supporters are staying vocal.
Cracky with A SHOT straight inbetween Rose's guard!
Kickher ass Rose
It splits Rose's guard!
what the fuck
If you killed Rose, let her body get cold, and then proceeded to fuck her, would you be Crack-y-ing open a cold one?
Cracky's looking to payback that hook from last round.
Rose is pressed. She's getting pressed. Cracky's laying on some heat.
>>705061651
Based Thread is Based
CRACKY WITH A FLURRY OF BLOWS
I- I COULDN'T SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED JUST NOW.
Leonidas? Were you able to catch that?
The blows? Well, EFG, it appears they came from the darkness.
Rose backpedaling now
....throwing a blind jab -- IT CONNECTS
Cracky's press is halted
Rose determined, fills the gap, trying to reverse momentum here
Rose misses with her right
...then pivots, cocks LEFT
Bump
Also how big is ur Rose folder?
Cracky weaves out of the way! Counter pivots--
Rose is open
Hands up! Cracky is moving. Looking not unlike a young Mike Tyson here.
Cracky is being cautious here
TOO cautious!--Rose lands ANOTHER right.
Cracky again, taking damage from Rose's right.
*ding ding*
And that's the end of the second round here at the 4chan Arena.
>>705058204
they're not even the same gender.
Cracky seemed to recover in this round, only to take more damage from Rose. Let's turn to our audience for their observations...
Audience?
AUDIENCE?
( OP here guys. Going to take a short break.)
This thread is like picking which malignant brain cancer cell is your favorite.
In the end you're still going to be a fucking retard till you an hero.
This generation doesn't deserve Cracky RIP Cracky Chan we miss you.
>>705064507
I figure u will have the best luck finding a pic of cracky in a bloody pulp then Rose, but also Rose for the win!
bump
*ding ding*
ROUND 3
The fighters are up and coming out of their corners. Rose with fists up at the ready.
Cracky playing wiiiide open at the start of this round, taunting Rose.
Rose with a left hook
Kick his ass, Cracky!
ANOTHER LEFT
I'm happy to be part of this thread. Ensuring it doesnt die
>>705058204
what's /B/?
Rose must have caught Cracky's nose again. Cracky is once again bleeding as Rose presses her into the far corner.
Cracky's pulled back and recovered already
she's not out of the fight yet
Real queen reporting.
Rose throws hard with her left, now contact, and is now off balance!
Cracky gets in a shot to the body
Ooooh -- Rose felt that one. Cracky took some wind out her with that hit.
Rose draws for a right hook--
CRACKY WITH A DEVASTATING UPPERCUT -- THAT WAS A SQUARE HIT TO THE JAW
ROSE GOES DOWN! ROSE IS DOWN!
ONE
>>705067186
Shut up nigger. Also bump.
>>705067792
Cracky showing satisfaction with this turn of events!
>>705058204
Loli-Chan jumps into the ring unannounced!
TWO
>>705067958
APPLEMILK, INTERCEPTING LOLI-CHAN AS SECURITY RUSHES RINGSIDE
THREE
Boxxy jumps into the ring.
What is this queen of /b/ wrestling?? KEK.
ROSE SITTING UP, STILL DAZED FROM THAT MASSIVE UPPERCUT
>>705067958
That brings back memories
FOUR
ROSE, STRUGGLING TO GET UP AS THE COUNT CONTINUES
It is I, Oldfagalot, and I summon the one true queen of /b/....
FIVE
Cracky is looking-- is the fight over? Is this fight over?
>>705058204
Very nice OP! This is how it's supposed to /b/
SIX!
Loli-Chan prays to God and Security vanishes.
ROSE IS MOVING. SHE'S GOT HER FEET UNDER HER. STUMBLING TO HER FEET, ROSE IS UP.
Rose is signaling to Boxxy that she's okay...
Cracky now lining up, this fight is back on.
short swing by Cracky, hits air
Seven.
That uppercut is still hurtin' Rose.
Cracky is tired, but has the advantage now.
CRACKY WITH A LEFT
NOW A BODY SHOT TO ROSE'S RIGHT SIDE
CRACKY IS OPEN UP TOP, ROSE THROWS YET ANOTHER POWERFUL RIGHT HOOK
ROSE MOVES INSIDE
Cracky wraps up, both fighters now hanging on each other
Eight.
and this time it's Referee Eugenia Cooney stepping in to break it up
FIGHT
>>705068792
you shouldn't post that image
Loli-Chan kicks at rose after she easily pays off both security and referees.
*ding ding*
End of round!
AND THAT'S the end of Round 3! And what a round it's been!
In this last round, Rose came out swinging and putting pressure on Cracky. Cracky then turning the tides and sending Rose to the mat for a count of 6. Rose recovering, then both fighters slugging it out, trading blows until the bell.
Your thoughts, Leonidas?
It really has been an amazing round and an amazing fight thusfar, EFG. I'd say that Cracky has some advantage going into this next round having apparently shaken off much of the damage she took from Rose earlier in the fight, but, you know, no one can predict which way this fight's gonna go. After all, This. Is. 4CHAN.
Cracky, solid and alert in her corner
Rose also alert, after taking it and dishing it out last round.
*ding ding*
ROUND 4
Boxxy steps back in the ring.
Fighters move towards each other. Cracky looking rested...she's looking to go in for the kill.
Rose, being cautious, wary of taking anymore of the blows she was handed last round.
You have 10 minutes to blow my fucking mind /b/. Go.
Cracky -- throwing jabs! Bobbing as she steps in!
Rose, keeping up the fence, returns a jab
ROSE WITH A LEFT-RIGHT COMBO...
CRACKY - CRACKY HURT...
Boxxy hits Rose with a sucker punch.
CRACKY NOW COVERING UP, TAKING BLOWS TO THE HEAD
ROSE, POURING IT ON, RAINING BLOWS DOWN ON CRACKY WHO'S TRYING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
THINGS ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR CRACKY-CHAN. ROSE HAS HER IN THE CORNER.
ROSE LAYS A HARD ONE TO CRACKY'S LEFT TEMPLE
CRACKY FALLS TO THE MAT. CRACKY IS NOW DOWN!
ONE!
TWO!
TWO
THREE!
FOUR!
Three
Five
FIVE!
Six
Is this the end? Is this fight over? Does Cracky have anything left?
LOOK! CRACKY APPEARS TO BE TRYING TO GET UP! SHE'S MOVING TO HER HANDS! CAN YOU DO IT CRACKY? IS THIS FIGHT STILL ANYONE'S GUESS??
bump
bumping
bumping for the end
bomp
ending pls
OP here. We hit the image limit. That means we can never know the true outcome.
>>705072602
New thread, asshole.
>>705063553
~2000 pics
>>705072602
asshole, we know Loli-Chan started eating the audience and the fight was cancelled
This is the sort of old /b/ I miss. Nowadays /b/ is nothing but cancer.
I miss Cracky. So, so much.
I wish she would come back.
>>705072694
It wouldn't be the same. This thread is one timeline in one universe. It will never be the same again. It can only exist here.
bumping for Cracky
bump
I love this.. Really ahah
>>705073619
*.*
I keep re-reading this thread. I've done it 4 times now.
boxxy fags did this
>>705074009
Boxxy's only a minor character, though.
And Boxxy won, woot!
bump
>>705074222
Boxxy wasn't even in the fight.
Hey guys, should I post this to /r/4chan ?
bumping
>>705074348
Why
>>705060120
So hot. Wonder what she looks like now? Nobody ever mentions her anymore
>>705074348
do it, we are not even hitting 2011 cancer levels, so why not
>>705067434
Terrible newfaggotry. Gtfo
