VIRGIN THREAD 1. your age 2. why are you still one
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VIRGIN THREAD
1. your age
2. why are you still one
>>710034912
42
Gave up on girls at least 15 years ago after too many rejections.
20
Scared
25
nervous about seeing an escort
72 years young and beause JESUS, that's why!
Fear is all that holds you back, fear is only powered by you. Also there are 7billion people in the world and 51% are female. Also there is a large number of chicks in Turkey who'd fuck any American just to get states side. My suggestiom, go to Turkey and find yourslef a refugee of your choosing, pork her and bring her home.
>>710034912
22
i think i have a small dick, but its a little below average (~14cm), other than that im nervous around people in general until i get to know them, which takes too much time.
>ill probably be alone forever, because i don't i can stand other people for prolonged times
>>710034912
18
am retard
>>710034912
Because heir vaginas are only 1 inch away from their smell bumholes and that's gross
41, hooker said no
>>710034912
28
Waiting for marriage
>>710034912
28
too late, pursuing wizardry
20 because I'm a fuckin pussy
>>710035743
Shit beat me to it nigger
Im 19
27
Idk. Always wanted to lose it, but a combination of fear of rejection and committing to a relationship stops me.
>>710035702
haha I've seen that before
>>710034912
1. Early twenties.
2. Sex may interest me, but it is not worth the risks or the effort.
>>710035526
>there is a large number of chicks outside the USA who'd fuck any American just to get states side.
^FTFY
>bring her home
So she can divorce you later, right?
>>710034912
21.
Asexual
>>710034912
>1. your age
>2. why are you still one
If you are still one, you are not old enough to post on 4chan.
23, I swiped right on tinder until there were no women left and only a obese single mom matched with me which later turned out to be by accident.
28 and i dont know a single girl. I dont have friends only some people i know but they are all males.
Slovakia is shit
>23
>Want another virgin
>Not willing to settle for sloppy seconds
Also
>Socially Retarded
Guess ill just never have sex, whatever, fuck you humanity.
18, I'm about as socially gifted as a moth
>>710035612
If your dick curves left, set girl on to the bed on her side. Keep her left leg straight, bend right leg up towards stomach so you see her pussy. Insert penis and start plowing. This position makes you hit the deeper parts and feel a little thicker than usual. If you're curved to right, mirror this.
>>710035893
First, stop your redditor faggotry and calm down; you knew what it meant. Second, the objective is to lose ones virginity not to have a relationship, and how about if one goes over to Turkey, lie to a bitch and leave her in the dust?
18, waiting for marraige because I'm a Christian
>24
>Social retard and inept
>Too much of an asshole
>>710036099
>Slovakia is shit
did it ever occour to you that you might be shit?
>>710036701
Found the snow nigger
>>710035702
Cause ur black A lot of escorts say no black men even though they pay them
>>710036774
How many niggers are there? Are British the tea niggers? Americans the burger nigger? The french the surrender nigger? Italy the pasta nigger?
>>710034912
18 ;)
idk I'm not that ugly I just guess I havent had the balls to yet, also chicks in my class fugly
>>710035084
This is either bait but if it isn't i pity you sir
>>710036701
man i dont understand what you mean,but you know,i am not gypsy
>>710036945
You're just a nigger nigger
>>710036953
Goddammit I'd almost kill for 17 y/o pussy. Fuck and forget, brah
>>710036099
Ach můj slovanský brat, to mi je lÃto!
19
idk, i never even tried to get laid. kissless, handless, actually, havent even talked to a girl in my whole life (besides small talks)
>>710035303
You go you pay the money. Fuck and gtfo. Ive never seen an escort reject someone. Probably has happened before. But don't give them a reason to do so. Clean yourself clean your asshole and dick. Be respectable she is still a person
24
Going for the wizard high score so i can have woman and nearly infinite power
>21
>Had phimosis until really recently
>Been stuck working 65 hour weeks in an older male dominated field
Sucks when you can't even interact with women your age.
>>710035836
You are supposed to fuck the pussy not be the pussy bro
>>710034912
19
crippling social anxiety and i never leave the house
>>710034912
1) 36
2) social phobias, aspergers, ugly, fat
>>710034912
20
Only ever had one girl show interest in me, and i realized it after the fact so opportunity gone. Commute 2-3 hours a day to uni, constantly working either at work or on projects/homework so no time. Not particularly good looking (wouldnt say im terrible looking either), or all that confident, and am broke as fuck. Will probably end up buying an escort or something if i havent lost it by 22.
>>710034912
19
Shitty body that guys don't like
>>710036953
Doesn't matter it has a pussy
>>710036300
straight as an arrow
>18
>had a bad sexual experience at a party, TOO scared to try again
>also might be gay
>>710037430
You sound like me bro. If I'm out of the house for more than a few ours. I just want to get back to it asap
>>710037528
This but 28.
>>710037201
urcite ti to nie je ty skurva neprajnicka :D
21, i can talk to a group of people normally, but not to a single woman
18
I make male friends really fast and also have a sick bro. They keep saying i'm really good looking, well clothed and cool. I'm not gay at all but somehow the girls just don't get along with me or aren't interested in me. Hard case of socially awkward probably.
>>710035084
Truly a Wizard
>>710037835
klidni se ty somár
20
Socially retarded
>>710037153
he can't be a nigger. This is a virgin thread and all niggers get laid by blonde chicks
I bend my dick and fuck my own ass. Does that count?
>>710034912
>22
>i just never really happenend
i will add though that i have had sex with guys earlier in my life, just never women
>>710037758
>also might be gay
what the actual fuck?
>gee, I'm not quite sure if I want to suck cock today..
>might be
>>710037715
Better, it works both way around for you
>>710034912
37
unemployed
19. Because I still did not have the chance.
>>710037220
You deserve every bite of it for being a bananafag
1. 26
2. I really don't know. All I know is I haven't nutted in a woman yet.
>>710038082
srabdu nepoznas,asi neppozeravas restta
>>710038001
Reported
>>710034912
18 because im fat and have a small dick
>>710038001
You must be 18 to be here
>>710035612
Literally my except for the small dick part
>>710034912
48
I chose to be virgin for life.
>sometime around 30 you stop being obsessed with sex.
>you must be a Certified Faggot to throw away your virginity to a non virgin female.
>25
>social retard
Had couple chances with one girl. Once cockblocked by a friend then my retardness shown bright as a Sun.
>>710038257
>female
known I was at least bi for several years, but having an actual experience with a cock made me question whether or not I've been idealizing it and being overoptimistic about it/suppressing gay feelings
>>710038735
>17
MODS MODS MODS
>>710038571
go slay pussy then faggot, i know i would. well, try at least.
>i just want someone to connect with
>>710034912
22
Because my dock was crippled by a surgery when I was 6 and it didn't really grow since then. 13 scarred cm... Also im generally awkward around people. It's not for lack of interest in me though, I'm a rather good looking dude, but I manage to fuck it up every single time.
>>710034912
>20
>dont really try, get a couple matches on tinder, i message them and they dint respond. Then its back to either netflix, fifa or overwatch for the weekend
>>710034912
I was 25 and kissless virgin. met some dumb chick who was friends with a friend of mine.
Told her I have an 18 months dry spell, and I find her atractive. She felt weird about it, but eventually fucked her twice (a week apart), and did it poorly.
It helped me gain confidence, and speak to girls more open and flirty. 7 years later today, and some more women in my bed - marrying an awsome girl who I couldn't believe I could have
>>710034912
23
Honestly not willing to deal with women right now. I've only had one women I really cared about and we've live in much different places now. Most people I meet are rather childish, and I'm not willing to spend money on a relationship when I can jack off. Honestly, I'm more worried about companionship than sex, and even then I don't really care.
25, hard to meet women when you haven't left home in 7 years.
>>710036108
Unless you hunt for teens chances are you won't get a virgin
>>710037220
>posts cancer banana
You fucking deserve it faggot.
>>710034912
25.
My sexual desire is so low. I just want a steady relantionship first.
>>710036945
Well quite a bit. We have sand niggers, snow niggers, curry niggers, cheese niggers (dutch ppl) and I guess pasta niggers too. Im sure people can add more to this.
>>710039735
Tits or GTFO
>27
>not virgin/beta
>sex probably 2000 times
Thread is prob gonna die soon but...
20 year old.
>Been dating girl since I was 14, things going great
>Get into college, hyped about probably losing virginity cause she has her own place, single room in an apparetment
>get her naked, a few times.
>Oral / shower together / do pretty much everything but sex
>About a year later she tells me she's genderfluid and bi
>No interest in sex really, afraid of things being inside her
>all of my what
Fast forward another year or so, and I've pretty much given up on sex... I'm lost, /b/.
18 year old kissless virgin asian outside America. Not chinese asian, more indian in terms of appearance.
Why?
Chub, acne until recently, subpar grades, kinda weird, and shy. Asked a friend out but got rejected. I'm close with several girls but I'm not interested in any of them. School crush went abroad but I talk to her every now and then. She knows I like her. Fml.
>>710039834
I am a guy you mongrel.
>>710040042
How's her child? Nice caramel colour?
>>710040136
man Tits or GTFO
>>710040107
Not like I haven't thought about it man. We're still together because outside of the lack of sex this girl is literally perfect for me (outside of a few minor things recently...) and I don't know what to do.
>>710040115
Oh, and I'd hire an escorr if I could, /b/, but prositution is illegal in my country and I've got no underground contacts
>>710038183
MODS MODS
>>710040136
Doesn't sound like it.
>>710040188
>hurr funny post about possible cheating
>look at me guiz originalz
On a serious note, read the 3rd line from the bottom of my post.
>>710040230
>>710040340
>Being this retarded.
I just stated some facts and you make a mockery of me. Fucking edgelords, amirite?
20
tiny dick -> scared to show
19
Cant find a girl who's interesting ..... i feel like they're all .... empty. I dont want huge boobes i like them but flat chests are also cool i dont need a nice ass either generally dont really care about their looks but seems like thats the only thing hey have to offer ...
>>710040480
It's been stupid and frustrating, but we do literally everything else until it gets to that point.
I'm planning on talking to her about it seriously when we're both home from classes for the holidays. I don't even know if I'm happy or not anymore. Oh well.
>>710037594
tits or gtfo
>>710034912
24
Because when i feel 'pressure' i fail, the women i have been in bed with always just lay on their back and let me do everything so i've had a lot of foreplay but no actual sex.
I had many MANY moments where i could have so i kinda hate myself.
>>710035084
What's your strongest spell?
19
Was a muslim, now im a closet agnostic, never learned to flirt or talk to girls, also been taught sex is only when married, trying to have sex but its hard when you're live with your parents.
18
had a chance, but was so nervous and focused on doing everything right that when I finished eating her out and looked down to put a condom on, my dick was soft
>feltsobadman
we ended making out some more after that and I got hard then and she gave me a BJ but I was so nervous and afraid that I'd do soft in her mouth that I couldn't even enjoy it, so I just had her sit on my face and made her cum again, then we went to sleep
she moved away before I got the chance to try again...
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>710034912
22, I've never tried to pursue any girls.
>>710040737
bruh, it's really as easy as just asking "do you wanna have sex", shouldnt feel pressure especially when you're already in bed with them.
>>710040636
chicks are usually defined by their current partners, they always want someone to entertain them because most of them nowadays are boring as fuck
>>710040534
>>710040610
How tiny, pic? I am 130 kilograms, 185cm tall (pretty fat) with short dick, slept with three decent looking girls, one of them 15 (legal here) its all about confidence and girls will love you, no matter the Dick size
If my penis was a guitar I'd be the hero
>>710034912
20
I'm not.
I'm no chad mcstudmuffin but holy shit it is easy to get laid in college.
anybody that makes it through 4 years of college without getting laid is seriously fucked in the head.
>>710040914
I know it's bullshit but still i manage to do so
>>710041037
Got the bait, fag.
>>710040961
But i just cant believe it works like that i found one about 3 months ago who was beautiful and she was funny had a goal and stuff ...... turned out to be some alter dickhead who wanted to grow weed and go to parties every day .... she was also a feminist .... god fucking damn ... there must be someone whos funny to be around who's interesting and is into cuddling cuz that shits cash
>>710040914
Also a few times because it thought no meant no
>>710040954
And that's my reasoning too. She's opened up to me a lot in the last year, so I'm just giving it some time. But until something changes, I've given up on the actual sex. Just easier to focus my energy on something else like classes or my job.
It's given me a pretty big motivational boost. So that's a plus side I suppose.
18, I'm generally very shy and the only relationships I've had has been long distance.
19
Too scared
>>710035160
of what?
when you're 30 you'll realize that nobody, nobody in this world, not even your closest friends and family REALLY gives a shit about anyone.
Especially they don't give a shit about trying to have sex.
Seeing a man trying to get sex is like seeing a man trying to eat bread.
Everyone has done it.
do it while you're young. at 20 noone really cares, truly. Starting sexual advances on noob level at 40 will be looked down upon (noone will care, but people will have bad impression.. like being old and wearing childish clothes just to compare)
Have you never heard of fat chicks? 35yr Only been with 1 woman till marriage fell apart. Managed to nail like three chicks. Started with a real fat one, then less fat, then normal but older, Just start somewhere and work your way up. And fat chicks are so thrilled to be getting it your confidence really goes up.
As far as not fucking a chick cause she aint a virgin and you are is twisted ego shit. Maybe quit fucking yourself over. just a thought.
>be weird kid
>overly gullible
>don't understand things like sarcasm
>girls think its sorta cute
>have a good heart and am nice to people, defend bullied kids
>started being sexually active at 14
>be 22
>8 years experience
AMA
>>710041272
the whole "no doesnt mean no" shit is some rapist /b culture, do NOT get mixed up in that dog. If she says no, it doesnt mean no forever, just no right then. I've had girls turn me down one night because they werent ready, just be cool about it and think about your next play. Dont be a fucking creepy rapist then you'll blow it permanently.
>>710041494
>>girls think its sorta cute
Nah, you just have a good face, thats all that matters.
>>started being sexually active at 14
>at 14
Wow get a load of this degenerate.
>>710041050
Me again, on opiates as im typing but can try to post pic of erect penis, the first one yelled "i love your cock" several times, she keeps coming back even though i treat her like shit, the 15 y/o said "you litterally popped my pussy open" (she wasnt a virgin either, but tight though
>>710038639
How is that even possible? Is your name Jimmy Baker? I ask because I know a guy by that name who seems like he is either gay or a virgin. That would be the only guy like that I know. I mean I have been getting regul a r sex since I was 14. My sons both have had dozens of partners. All female. My step son is fat and ugly and he gets women one after the other. Seems utterly impossible to be that age and a virgin. Hell I stopped for 10 years so I could be a good dad and picked it back up like I'd never stopped. I've been married for 4 years and have had to turn 4 women away. And I do not flirt or cheat.
22
crippling social anxiety
>20
>sperging out or being too fucked up to see obvious hints
>>710034912
39. My stepmom only lets me have anal sex with her.
>>710041670
well, yeah I have a nice face. special eyes too from what I hear. I have a mischievous playful look apparently, it's what I keep hearing since I was may 11 or smth by girl leaders in the scouts. till this day it's a thing.
>>710034912
20, iam "normal" guy, dont look like a amerifuck, german, no friends, no girlfriend never had friends/girlfriend, have problems with family, someone would say iam depressive, parents scared that i will kill myself, never would do it
>>710041599
Don't worry females digging sex turns me on so rape is a dealbreaker for me. I'm just not that type.
>>710035860
>fear of rejection
ever lost a job, a competition anything?
fear of losing? wtf. how do you exist even?
Fear of losing is artificial. All living organisms by default are losing - to elements, time, competition.
Living beings do not have real fear of losing (including rejection), they are simply lazy, retarded or have fear of success.
You probably are afraid that if you get "accepted" you won't know what to do next, because - well - because you have no experience over the initial point.
you are afraid to approach a girl out, because you can't even imagine steps that lead to friendship, romance, sex, possible relationship.
My oldfag advice
- practice makes perfect. And son, you need to practice beginner's level - just introduce yourself to a ton of girls, without thinking about sex. just see their reaction. Talk a bit. they are human beings too, not walking vaginas. At least you'll get some girl friends, and that may attract other girls who might want some fuck.
Go to a place (clubs as the last resort of this kind of place) where people just hang around randomly and get wasted - big concerts, university roadtrips, etc. Get really wasted. Just find cool shit to do. You will find people to hang around with.
Get wasted together with some friend, because it will make things move faster. Dare each other to ask girls out and so on.
>>710034912
I'm 18, I work in the IT department and I'm currently interested in a 24 year old female.
>>710038591
>> Chose to be virgin for life
Bruh, come on now.
>>710042059
If a girl is in bed with you, she has at least THOUGHT about the possibility of sex, all you can do is work on your foreplay as much as possible, let her know in a non creepy way you want to have sex and calm your ass down. Anything after that is not in your control so dont beat yourself up about it if it doesnt happen. This is coming from a /b/tard who lost his V at 23 and fucked 4 different girls over the course of the next 8 months.Dont give up hope /b/ro
>>710035893
>it is not worth the risks or the effort.
the fuuuck ..
sex is MEANINGLESS. everybody does it.
it doesn't take effort.
To have a soulmate, lifelong partner - that takes effort.
sex is liek breathing.
just last night - friend asked me for few drinks. later we met two girls, his sort-of friends.
got drunk, went to their house. at the very end we got really touchy with one chick, when I started teasing her about being fat (she was anything but fat, so it was tongue-in-cheek teasing her about women basic insecurities).
later we fucked.
Talked few times after and she showed interest, but I don't care.
>>710035771
only good reason haha.
I'm worse than a virgin personally because I've had sex and was like meh. So now I'm just lonely.
>>710034912
18
Scared and bit ugly tho
>>710034912
26
Narcissistic autosexual
>>710042172
this guy knows
>>710035936
do you watch porn?
>>710041872
I think I just barfed a little
>>710042708
I didn't choose my eyes you fuck
>>710034912
18
not so beautiful and a bit shy, anyways i think im going to do it soon (i hope so)
>>710042455
wow, tryhard much? Are you trying to convince us youre straight or something? I believe you okay, good enough?
23
The cunts in my government made bestiality illegal.
>>710042805
Its not your eyes its the way you described them autist.
>>710035084
I don't understand that. I've been rejected hundreds of times. I've also fucked about 40 women. Toughen up little soldier.
>>710034912
23
searching for something special
>>710043006
You don't have to screw a black chick to get laid, anon.
>22
Have gross skin and tend to get infections near the groin and armpit area. This coupled with rashes. No one would really be able to tell because I manage it so well, but the smell sometimes is hard to deal with.
>>710042990
b&
>>710040277
If you think buying a prostitute will solve your problems you should probably look a little harder at yourself
>>710043159
Im repeating what they said about it. it's not my opinion or description, it's theirs. autist.
>>710042845
You will man, dont be discouraged. My advice is to try to lay off the porn tho. I'm not gonna tell you to go 90 days or something stupid but porn isnt gonna help you do anything really.
>>710036108
You fucked up 23 is to old to be looking for a virgin you need to settle for sloppy 5ths and be happy with that because forgot seconds you be lucky to find a girl your age in the single digits
>>710042172
>that first paragraph
>Hurr durr why are you an irrational human being? Just dont be scared of failure
>That second paragraph
>Just get out there and hookup with ur friends bro
Normies need to LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE
>>710034912
22
because i've had no friends since i was 17 cos went to college and never made any effort to make new friends or keep in touch with old ones. stuck in a lonely black hole now.
Help me out bros
Want to hear the magic trick?
k, unless you are physically deformed (like dick is inert or you got a hump bigger than Qwasimodo) you all have insecurities about yourself, hence you are virgins.
1. You have looked at too many celebrities or older males and think you are weak and non-masculine . Stop it. You are young idiots, you are not going to pick-up playboy models on yuor first go, so forget those girls for a sec.
2. You need to groom yourself - look, cut, dress, smell sharp.
3. WORK THE FUCK OUT
can't stress how much working out helped me.
I was a total beta noob.
Working out not only makes you bigger, it makes you FEEL by far stronger, more filled with testosterone.
I can look in the mirror one day and think - fuck, I look like a fucking boy.
and after serious gym session - I look exactly the same, but I think - man, I am sexy and manly as fuck!
Keep it up and you will be 200lbs shredded manly god I promise.
To get gains faster - EAT properly. lots of meat. copy some of the suggested diet plans.
looking good and fit will INSTANTLY pull women, no matter how fucking dumb you sound and act.
>>710042442
Thanks /b/ro this means a lot to me!
30 now, was a virgin till 25. Work on your confidence, and do so by working on yourself. Find something you do well, and take care of yourself.
Also I got fit, which seemed to help. See before and after.
>>710034912
48
Asexual, although I had many opportunities. When I was young, no one talked about things like genderqueerness (of which asexuality is one form). I just thought I was a freak, so I had a succession of girlfriends, all of whom left me when they realized that I was never going to fuck them, and that physical contact made my skin crawl. Nothing like having someone shudder and involuntarily pull away when you try to kiss them for chilling a relationship.
20
im ugly
>>710043443
i may take it, currently im on an average of 2 wanks a day and i feel like its too much
i was also thinking of getting small ear expanders, to me it looks kinda cool and seems like some good looks to arrive university with
>>710034912
18
Screwed up at every opportunity I had.
>>710034912
23
Too afraid to rejection and declare myself a, faggot who would like to suck cock
>>710043572
4. - be smart. Just be generally smart.
5. - have a life - just be passionate about few things. like travel, skateboarding, gaming anything. There are millions of people, including girls, that will alwys find your hobbies or work amazing, or your passion will motivate them and - voila- charizma points and atraction
6. Be funny - this is really hard to pull off, so if you feel you got it, fine tune it - people love funny people and girls especially - girls are usually not funny. If you find a way to be funny and cool you will be instantly attractive.
Look at people in some non-suit clubs. listen to them. Find out who the witty chad is, who gets all the pussy - listen to his way of joking. That's what people like.
sort of sexy, deep, yet shallow, yet still really insightful jokes, observations, quick wit and so on.
7. be bold. - my god women are SO BORED of boys who just can't ask for sex, they often find a dude who simply makes advances boldly and confidently really attractive.
No requirement for body or wit.
have a combo of anything I mentioned.
No-one has it all.
Best have many of these traits.
Most have at least one.
Very few develop these traits and become extremely successful.
>>710043791
same man, same
>>710041120
I wonder about people some times.
Getting laid in college is easy, hell getting laid in a college town in easy. Friday night, literally all you have to do is say "hey"
tbh getting laid is pretty easy in general.
>>710043519
Just dont try heroin, thats what I did and it doesnt help anything hahaha..huh *cries...
>>710034912
19, My ability to open is epic but I cant close worth shit and get nervous if anything starts to happen because my dick is like a 6/10 on a good day
19
I'm too self conscious about my spoken English to try and communicate with people irl(UK immigrant)
>>710042442
MY reason has always been - if a girl EVER has asked you to her apartment, she HAS thought about sex (unless it is REALLY REALLY professional meeting, like you work on an urgent project).
Always has thought it, always have advanced, always have gotten some.
Once girl definitely did not want sex, but still we went to kissing, oral and then she just quit - "because my principle is not to fuck on first meeting". took my stuff and went home, never heard of her again.
so it is that easy dude.
at least kiss her.
>>710034912
27
I don't like to go out, I don't like to talk to people, I have zero confidence, and I have problems with anxiety and depression.
>>710043572
So in short
>1. just settle
>2. just be pretty
>3. just become a strong alpha chad
>4. just be smart (well no translation needed here)
>5. Just get out there
>6. Just be funny/just dont be autistic (again thanks for the honesty
>7. Just be socially gifted and extroverted
Well, thats a whole list of "just be's". Meanwhile for women it is
>Just exist
Rly makes u think huh
>>710044018
You have an accent, and worry it might be offputting to women? Dude you can say the dumbest fucking shit and women will find it either adorable or fascinating. Not to mention you have a fantastic origin story that's not common to them.
>>710043757
Alright, well twice per day is WAYYY too much. So do less. Its even more about porn though. If youre gonna watch just jerk off dont edge. Thats how people get ED. No joke.
>>710035612
Nigger, I only got a 5 incher and I've had sexy many times, with many women coming back for more. Trust me, in insecure about it as fuck too, thats what kept me a virgin until I was 18, but I always acted confident and learned to talk to women. They want attention, and someone that listens. If you fake confidence, just listen when they speak, you're in. Even though I'm extremely insecure about my dick, I don't show it. And if size was an issue, then I'm not sure why many, many girls have called back for more. Im 28 now, and have been with about 20 different girls/women since losing my virginity. Also, I started working out and taking care of by body too.
>>710044018
Pretty lame excuse anon, sorry but if Stephen Hawking can get laid so can you...
>>710044009
It's not that i've failed to get laid, i've never ever had the opportunity, and i don't really want to get laid enough to just get a hooker.
I want friends/girlfriend and if that leads to sex then cool but idk fam just want somebody in my life and idk how to do it
29 years, 363 days.
I want to be a wizard.
>>710034912
18
Rejected by every girl I've asked out except one who now lives about 300 miles away
>>710038371
>28
>ty asi nepozeravas restta
bud si retardovany alebo mas 14 rokov
>>710036108
Sex with virgins is fucking terrible.
18
I'm an autist.
>>710044747
isnt all of 4chan?
>>710044520
Oh yeah, I'm married now too. My wife is beautiful, and a successful nurse. She must like my small dick enough to stay with it forever. She is small though 5'4" about 105 lbs.
>>710044265
>Romanian engineering student
>fantastic origin story
lmaeiou
>>710036385
You do know that no sex before marriage was only started by the church to to prevent stds...
"God" couldn't give a fuck.
>>710044742
> Fucking terrible
Hehehe
>>710044520
well, you must have good girth, i don't. and its not just about my dick, i lose interest in women quite fast if they don't seem interesting. but then again, im not very talkative, so whatever
1. 19
2. I'm not
>topkek
>>710034912
21
Scared, shy, antisocial
and so poor to pay a cunt
>16
>spill my spaghetti with friends that are girls
>figure it will be the same with everyone else
>also have yellow fever and there are only 4 asian chicks go to my school
>1 of which is my friend and a lesbian. I would totally smash her sister but it would probably be weird to be with a friend's sibling
Am I just a lost cause, /b/? Should I an hero?
>>710043504
>>Just get out there and hookup with ur friends bro
I cannot write a text so generalised it appeals to everyone.
if you don't have a single friend to even get a few beers with at age 20, your problem is not sex, it's communication with another humans to begin with.
Your baby steps go back even further, pal.
how do you not get friends? You don't even need real soulmate friends in life. Those are rare. I got like one and I am 30 years old.
Just drink and smoke weed around people and even that will get some quick friends, if you are so lonely.
sheesh, dudes.. what the fuck? You sit near computers so long you forget how to behave near other people?
>>710041494
Reminds me of my friend Hayden.
>>710035612
I used to be nervous and socially awkward in high school, I was really skinny but girls thought I was fairly cute nobody believes me when I tell them I used to be shy. I began drinking at school, mixing liquor with pop, and public speaking got easier. Now Im perfectly fine approaching girls and saying the dumbest shit. It's more about how you say things than what you say, confidence. For the recordy dick is only six inches but I'm ony late twenties and have fucked nearly 100 women, no fatties, all hot. I honestly thought at fifteen I'd never get laid.
>>710045189
post a picture of him. lets see if we look alike
>>710045201
Yet you sound like a complete cunt...
Age: 27
I play World of Warcraft.
>>710045337
>I play World of Warcraft.
That's a big one, thank god the game got shit otherwise I'd be a wizard forever
22
Lost it at 15
You're all fucking losers.
>20
>manlet
>anxiety problems etc
>and I'm sort of an asshole I guess.
>>710045201
alcohol doesn't help me, it just makes me want to be left alone. i'm unintentionally very selective with who i socialize, because i just can't connect with most
>>710045308
You sound jealous. For a while I was a complete whore in my late teens and early twenties, but then began focusing on more important things. I bought a house at 22 and do contract work, mostly at home. iet a girl at 23 and she was 16. Started off just fucking but then began dating. Knocked her up at 18, we have two kids, and she's on her fourth year of college. Brighter of us really talk to our families either since they're not he best people and try to get money...
>be me, 18,always nice to everyone
>class travels to study some rocks
>this girl I used to hate is actually pretty
>we drink a lot of booze
>tells me she loves me
>tell her I love her
>penismalfunction.jpg
>I'm still a virgin
19
Broke up with my high school girlfriend two days before we were planning to do it. It's probably good that I didn't lose it to her.
I've lost my social skills since going to college though, so I don't have too much hope for losing it for a while.
>>710044204
>1. just settle
yes, for starters.
stop trying to fly if you can't walk.
No celebrity was instantly cool. They all earned it slowly.
>3. just become a strong alpha chad
preferably. Evolution loves strength, like it or not.
>7. Just be socially gifted and extroverted
I was shy as fuck. I literally could not maintain eye contact with a girl till grade 12.
Overcame that.
Girls now want me. I get to choose.
Oh, please, what is your excuse? I'm all ears.
>Well, thats a whole list of "just be's". Meanwhile for women it is >Just exist
get some pussy and you will quickly learn that women have same "just's" as men. I've slept with enough women and would definitely overlook 90% of those in the past. Today they would be too ugly, boring, uninteresting for me.
so for women perhaps it's even harder - they rely on appearance so fucking much. Even ugly man can train to have godly body, and even ugly smart and fun dude will bring some spark into most women.
>>710045155
>if you don't have a single friend to even get a few beers with at age 20
I have like 2, but they are like me and they don't drink either. Indeed, they are also 22 yr old KHV's.
>Just drink and smoke weed around people and even that will get some quick friends, if you are so lonely.
I don't drink or smoke, and I have accepted loneliness in exchange for independence. I love spending weeks in my house alone. Living with my neurotic mom was terrible. If it were possible I would completely kill my desire for social contact but alas, even autists are still humans.
tl;dr You cannot 'save' us, we were always meant to be and stay alone. I knew this would be my fate as early as 12, perhaps even earlier.
>>710045563
I don't connect with people either, it's about making small talk, about their interests. Compliment them too, guy or girl. They'll think positively of you. Do you have anxiety when talking to people? You could also try Kratom. A couple grams or capsules of it will fix that with virtually no side effects
18
fag
>>710035702
Haha
Now THAT'S hillarious
You must be some ugly motherfucker
33
There have been several opportunities but I honestly can't bring myself to care. I feel like I don't have enough time or money that I can share it with someone. Definitely not interested in even the possibility of having a tiny human I'm responsible for. I live simple and keep my world quiet. Maybe that's weird but I don't think I want to change anything.
>>710035702
fuggg tapu tapu
>>710045843
I saved my friend.
All it took was me hanging around with him.
Most people would never, cause he was and still is dumb as fuck and annoying as hell. I wasted my time and did. And now he has a girlfriend now.
no joke. Real, serious girl. More serious, than any relationship I even had.
everyone were amazed. we even went to a hooker, and he didnt get any and I still got him a girl.
You all are going to make it.
Maybe I cannot be with all of you faggots, but I believe you all got it into you to change for good. To break your limits, to free yourselves.
Just work, be self-sustained, work out and be pretty, have passions that are only yours and just be. and do not be afraid of shit.
anywhere, ever, forever
>>710036939
Really?
What about black escorts then?
>>710038004
yeah I get this a lot too, I'm the same age. I keep getting told I'm really attractive but I think I'm just too awkward and weird for girls in general.
It hurts the most when I think about the fact that I'd have a shot if whatever happened in my past that made me socially inept didn't happen.
>>710045864
>Kratom
i do have anxiety. if im in a group of friends im comfortable with, sometimes even 1 other acquaintance or, god forbid a stranger, makes me become quiet all of a sudden, even more than usual. i wasn't like this in my teens, not as bad at least.BUT, i had a rough 3 years what with having an existential crisis and depression that comes with it, and finding out i have bipolar. so sex was the last thing on my mind. recovering well now, so i think i'll be fine. thanks for your suggestion and interest :)
>>710045843
>drink or smoke
oh, dude - get some and try.
I never been a pothead or drinker.. heck, I haven't had a single drink in 2 months maybe and haven't smoked weed for a year now.
but I PROMISE - doing shit with people alike together is the best thing in life. Better than anything you will ever have.
drugs and alco is just the beginning, try it few times and drop it. but the shit you will experience will make lasting impact on your bond together.
ideally you all should go hiking in deep woods for a week and so on.
just do crazy borderline illegal stuff.
Just trust this internet anon for once.
Tomorrow you will go and get some weed and you will all smoke that shit friday evening.
19
social anxiety and small cock, 13 cm long and 5 in. girth FUCK
16
I can wait
I lost my virginity a while ago, shortly before my 23rd birthday. No regrets
>>710041736
That's fuckin' magic to some of us. I'm an idiot with chicks TBH.
I'm 24 and still a virgin.
Why? I'm just convinced women aren't attracted to me at all for one reason or another. What it is I don't know. So I'm at a point where I'm kinda ready to give up. I'm not neckbeard m'lady sized or cringey like those faggots are.
I have a full time job and a set of wheels that isn't a piece of shit.
Many have told me I just haven't met enough people, women in particular. I don't really know, I guess. I don't really like going outside much anymore for the same "being single" reason. I've asked women friends if they know anyone... and they don't. :I
>fuckit.gif
>>710034912
235
i have no physical body so
>>710034912
33
depression
25
any time i get close to anyone i lose intrest. its like a fucking curse
>>710047872
>depression
cheer up you faggot
You guys wanna hear a story? I've only ever told it to 1 friend of mine. I call it:
THE BIGGEST BETA MOMENT OF MY LIFE(and it probably ruined me)
>be me, 13
>summer break, 2 months off
>go to vacation at a trailer camp at sea (family friends' trailer)
>they have older son, probably 16
>alpha af, swimming in pussy
>i got too old to hang out with kids, he takes me to beach at nightfall
>strangers, mostly women 15+
>he's sweet talking to this bitch on the pier
>be me, sitting in a group of girls (they were foreigners, but we understood each other)
>they say im cute
>on of the girls suggest to me if i wanna make out with a friend of hers that was 14
>say no, and lie that i have a girlfriend
>she insists
>i insist
>???
>fml
i actually was really interested in a girl at that time, and had hoped i would end up together with her, but alas, she said no. and i spiraled into depression because i was really in love with her for some reason.
27
socially awkward, below average penis, acne scars
>>710045155
>sheesh, dudes.. what the fuck? You sit near computers so long you forget how to behave near other people?
yup
>>710034912
36.... not really a virgin. Sorry. Sexytime all the time with the wifey.
First off SAUCE PLEASE ON THIS PIC OP. That is perfect!
To get back on topic as to not PO OP, please guys, find girls with your interests and get over yourself. Don't expect for everyone to get a "10". Really... looks are skin deep. Find a woman you like, and make her the first.
I had a "toy" when I was in college. She was a solid 9. Met my wife, which by "traditional" standards was a 7. 10 to me. Trust me /B-ros..... truly caring for the one you ravage sexually is +4 on the 1-10 scale.
Not saying those sloots don't have their place, but speaking personally, I wish I would have skipped the 9 and saved it for the 7.
Virgin sex is okay.... go slow and enjoy the ride. If you don't destroy it right out of the gate it just keeps coming back and keeps getting better!
Oh.... did I mention SAUCE PLEASE OP
>19
>7/10 face
>10/10 personality
>10/10 body
>10/10 social skills
>10/10 confidence
>I'm a Christian and I'm waiting for Marriage.
>>710035893
Actually last i checked there are more chicks than dudes. You're just some autist whose too afraid to get laid and users the"she'll divorce you when she gets here" as an excuse. Ummm no she wont, not for at least 4 years so long as you're not an abusive prick, otherwise get ass is getting deported.
>>710049037
waiting for marriage is a joke just like christianity
>18
>Heavy phimosis
>Too nice
>>710037380
What's Phimosis?
18 about to turn 19
I Was cursed with a very small penis (4 inches) and also gyno and i suck at talking. I hope One day i find a way around it.
>>710034912
29
Because growing up i didnt have confidence
Now i have confidence but im trying to get my life together no time to hunt for pussy
20,
I'm on the autism spectrum, and Christian, I would like a girlfriend though but I'm not sure I can handle a relationship at least for now
>>710034912
1. 26
2. the men I've been with don't want anal sex (I assume blowjobs don't count)
>>710048796
sauce is Alisa (and variations) from MPL studios and METart. If I knew her irl, I'd marry her ASAP.
I've been fapping to her for about ten years now. I have almost all get sets. She is the only model I have saved sets of. I've spilled countless ounces of cum to her... but, she'll never know.
She's perfect and she started out so very young... probably just at eighteen. She's from St. Petersburg, Russia, and never did hardcore, but did softcore with another girl and also masturbated videos. I'm on my mobile, so I can't upload my pics.
happy fapping
>18
>Never found the right one
>>710034912
27
I'm a waste of oxygen
>>710034912
19
only tried a few times but fucked it up each one
>>710050256
You are the MAN! Damn it.... here comes the tennis elbow again ha-ha.
> I did a few strokes in a 10 year old girl when i was 11.
> I did not cum. (obviously)
> I did not fuck anyone else.
Am i a virgin?
>>710050771
Stop typing. Moving your fingers increases oxygen consumption.
>>710041202
Issou french suckers
>>710050825
I too did this, and would like to know the answer
18
Socially anxious manlet with acne and poor facial aesthetics. Pretty much meant to not breed.
>>710051034
>arguing semantics
>>710035654
That's even more reason to fuck. Girl butthole is best
>>710043660
your chin is hot. but either shave or grow it out faggot. stubble is for pirates and neckbeards
Im a virgin because i can wait to find the right girl
13
Because /B/ changed me
>>710051536
what is /B/
>>710036939
Full metal Jacket anyone?
Hooker: No boom boom with black man.
Black Man: Why Not!!?
Hooker: Black man too beaucoup.
22 Male
Was severely depressed loser from 17 to about this year. Started dressing more nice, grooming myself.
I'm pretty attractive and I'm more than sure I'll lose my virginity soon. Someone suck me off
>>710036300
Thanks bro :)
>>710051580
Is this for real
18
Had opportunities but was crushing way too hard on this one girl in high school to even consider anyone else
Was too much of a pussy to ask her out tho
18, i am a complete retard that doesnt understand when to make the firts move..
>>710051854
lurk moar
>>710051650
bro i'm in your situtaion, are you still depressed? did you have any friends? do you have any friends now? What happened? how do i fix my life
18, and because I don't know how to shift conversations from friendly to flirty without being a creepy fuck. Also lack confidence.
>>710034912
Age: 16
Reason: I'm struggling to get with the girl I like as my ex is her best friend.
>>710034912
22
soy otaku :v XD
>>710051414
>you will never get in arguments with the "right girl"
>mommy sheltered you
whatever helps you sleep at night you fucking loser.
>>710052189
I feel your fucking pain
>>710034912
1. 21
2. social anxiety
>>710052304
Thanks /b/ro.
What the fuck is there to be depressed about? Literally live in some of the greatest times of humanity. People from 2000 years ago would be fucking baffled and starstruck, yet people just live their lives as if nothing is special.
Go out and do shit. Shitposting on 4chan and reading about other people doing interesting things isn't going to make you happy. Fuckin DO SOMETHING.
40
Shy, socially awkward, too nice, fear of rejection. Pressure to do well and chase a career.
Now more confident, independent, secure, have had many dates and some brief relationships - but have grown tired of the constant demands and stories about ex-boyfriends (WTF?). Easier to be single sometimes and do what you like when you like. I'll still chat people up from time to time, but don't have any expectations anymore.
Best advice I can offer is get laid when you get the opportunity, I wish I had when I was younger rather than wait for better. Get it out of your system and get on with your life.
>>710035622
i feel you
>>710036058
You should get a Sham-Wow for your face
i'm 17 and a virgin
gg i lost the game
20
Because I only do it with dogs and feel no attractions to human girls
>>710034912
30
Sex requires human contact, so fuck that.
20
Anxiousness and once I didn't wanna loose my virginity to a girl from school who I didn't love.
>>710044585
get two hookers when you hit 30
>>710034912
19 too autistic
I have friends, including female friends, can be social, just never feel like pushing it too the next level.
> 18
> never had the opportunity to get laid
> I'm not even ugly
16
Tried both guys and girls and didn't like either of them when it came to oral so I was too sensitive(I guess that is the word) when they suggested sex.
15
Got Bad feelings
this Hoe got pregnant 2 weeks later
>13
>grils wont talk to me
>>710053003
Yeah, same here - didn't want it to be with somebody I felt very little for.
>>710053281
Kys lol
>>710053281
>>710053333
Quads, He will be dead by morning
17
Had the chance, but rejected her. never had a chance ever since.
20 and because I'm MGTOW.
>>710053498
Ima Go Fap before i die.
Die as a Legend. A Legend covered in cum.
mods need to get in here nowww
17
kinda fat idk
18 had the option but never really took it
