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Good evening Anonymous! I'm starting early tonight! How's your week going so far?

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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bump
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boo
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>>711157912
Well well well, what the heck do we got here

No, really, what the fuck are you up to?
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>>711158455
What are you talking about?
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>>711158455
Tarot reading, advice and shit talking.
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Roll i guess.
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If any of you guys play overwatch Sombra is going to be fun destroying Mei.
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>>711159003
Of course i didn't get anything.

Anyways.
>Reimu thread "Trump won we're all fucked" edition
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#OmegaTime
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slow night
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>>711159453
Oh god the irony if he'll actually end up as one of the best presidents America ever had, though that's probably not going to happen.
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>>711160038
Gonna be like an 1800's president/late 1950's housewife. Someone who should/will be seen, but not heard. That's a quality president right there.
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>>711160012
They all have been lately. I think the regulars have gotten bored...

>>711160038
Well, Russia likes him, so at least you guys probably won't have WW3.
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>>711160761
It's not that, i'm sure they're not getting tired of them so easily, it's just that they're all offline for now.
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When I pull out of my magic hat... Wait... What do you mean I don't get a magic hat!?

- Cirno
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>>711157912

guys, guys OP is a goddamn liar and a PHONY
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rollin

tarot reads ftw
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>>711161631
It's been like this for a week or so. There could be some other reason, but we'll see. I started it alone and I'll press on alone if I have to, but I'll sure miss them if that's the case...

>>711161659
Cirno! It's been a while!
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>>711161719
Woah, no way!

Anyways, rolling for funs.
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>>711160524
Lol, nice example, i'm guessing that they listened to what he said so far since he managed to win.
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Yadda yadda Nep.
Hello anonymous, how are you doing, up to anything tonight?
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>>711161952
> but I'll sure miss them if that's the case...
That's pretty gay, fam
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>>711161952
I was a bit busy! I still like to drop in and see the thread though!

>>711162192
Nep-Nep~!
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>>711157912
howdy, things are going fantastically for me! got a job on the new year and just picked up a bag of some good stuff. Cheers!
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>>711161952
That's a shame, these threads were the only thing that prevented my life to become boring once again.


>Inb4 Your life is trash
Yeah, i know already.
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>Clinton wins by a lot
>Putin says "You, Hillary, are the dictionary definition of an angry lesbian. Oh, wait, that would be DYKEtionary! Ha, give me a Russian high-five for that one!"
>Clinton nukes Russia and WWIII occurs
>I have to step in and alter the timeline so that Trump won.
Wowzers.
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>>711162326
Turning it up to 11, huh?
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>>711162445
I'm glad to hear it, Anonymous! I hope you enjoy yourself and have a bright year ahead!

>>711162461
Well, stick around through the slow times and I'm sure another bunch will gather eventually. They always do.
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>>711161952
There could be a new "wave" of regulars, there is always people that stays, although, they always come and go. The important thing is knowing people.
>>711162306
Cirno! How is the cutest ice fairy doing?
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>>711162549
You got it!

>>711162520
You really like being a martyr for people's hatred, huh?

>>711162967
There are always more waves. I bet nobody here even remembers Marisa2 or the other people whose names I forgot.
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>>711162520
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>>711162967
C-Cute!? Ahem. I mean yes! I am doing well! How about you, Nep-nep?
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>>711163371
Who is Marisa2? I just remember someone mentioning a Marisa3.
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Got my first ever job interview tomorrow morning, wish me luck anons
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>>711163862
Marisa3 is the Marisa you guys know, she's the third Marisa ever to grace my shrine. 2 was the one before her, but she lost interest in us very suddenly.
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>>711163949
Good luck! I believe in you, Anonymous!
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>>711163949
good luck anon

>>711164006
i remember marisa2
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11615695
>>711163371
People don't hate me. They hate the fact that they love me so much they barely have any love left to give to everyone else.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11615695
>>711163427
I was hoping Trump's face would be on that.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11615695
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>>711163949
Good luck, mate. Go ahead and kill it
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>>711164006
I see...but what about Marisa1?
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>>711163949
Good luck anon!
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>>711163949
Try to look nice, firm handshake, stand straight, and answer short and clearly. Good luck anon!
>>711163371
This happens all the time, too many names to remember, no?
>>711163678
Ah~ I would make a suicide joke here just to mess with you but I'll pass on that for tonight, I'm doing good actually, thanks for asking!
>>711164081
U suk ecks di.
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Can I request having someone kill me please?

Oh and a tarot reading if I can get lucky...
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>>711164368
>U suk ecks di
How about you talk like an actual fucking living creature? Also those sweets are going to make you fat.
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>>711164081
>>711164081
They'll hate you if they ever know you made Trump win. And they hated you that time when you blew up the Roar Shack!

>>711164237
An ancient Marisa, way before my shrine was built.

>>711164368
Yeah... I feel a little bad about it, but unless they're an extremely recognizable face I'll probably forget their name...

>>711164394
Why do you want to die?
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>>711164774
I wish for death because my job recently got really shitty for me. And general stress I guess.
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>>711164394
Put your head on the stone block, you'll feel absolutely N o t h i n g.
Eternal peace.
>>711164476
Oh, are you talking about my legendary jiggly thighs?
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>>711164862
Sorry to hear it! I hope you can find a way to relax and catch your breath. What's been going on at work?
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>>711164774
Trump's a massive asshole, but all timelines where he didn't win ended with nuclear war.
This one will, too, probably, but I'll find a way around it. We just have to hold out until November 22.
Fuck both Trump and Clinton.
>>711164925
The face of autism, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>711164969
Well, someone at work recently had to go and get surgery, and I'm the only other person who knows his position. Until he gets back to work I'll have to cover for him, which wouldn't be too bad since it's only for about three months, but the supervisor for the station absolutely hates me and makes my job a living hell.

>>711164925
Eternal peace sounds nice...
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>>711164237
We try not to talk about him.
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>>711165225
What's that?
"What are the three laws of robotics?"
Oh, well I'm glad you asked, let me tell you.
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>>711165156
I see... if it gets too bad, you should start looking for another position to give yourself leverage. Don't do favors for people who treat you like shit!
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Either really really fast or really really slow....

What sorts of fortune telling have ye?

I read tarot cards myself...
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>>711165225
Why not?
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>>711165422
You can either get a reading or a fortune cookie. The cookie is just a short blurb with some lucky numbers and keywords, for people who leave a name.

For tarot readings, I usually give a three card reading that can either be a general prediction or an answer to a specific question or topic. By the way, if you wanna give readings here, you're more than welcome to!
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>>711165419
I can't really look for a new position sadly, I've spent the past year busting my ass learning every position in my department, and the only way to get a new position now would be to get promoted to a supervisor position, or find another job that would probably pay me less.

I just have to wait it out for three months and try not to kill myself during that time.
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I'm going to be doing some risky stuff involving an automobile and a mountain pass one week from Saturday. Can you make any predictions about how it will go or something of that nature? (I don't know what to ask for specifically, I'm new to this.)
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>>711165357
The first law, you see, states 'A robot may not harm a human or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed.'
This means a robot can't bash your skull in and it also can't stand by and watch while someone is bashing in your skull.
The second law states 'A robot must follow all commands given to it by a human, except where doing so would violate the third law.'
This means a robot will follow the command 'Give me that bowl of grapes.' but not the command 'Push that lady off the bridge.'
The third law states 'A robot must protect its own existence, except when doing so would violate the first or second laws.'
This means a robot will try its best to, say, avoid a bullet, but if it needs to catch the bullet with its own body in order to save a human, it will catch it. It also means that a robot will destroy itself if told, unless it needs to remain functional in order to protect human life.
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Why are tarot cards entertaining even though some people don't believe in them?
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>>711165156
Sadly, only true warriors get eternal peace, so you must endure these hardships, if you want peace, prepare for war. Basically, life can be hard, endure and you're likely to succed, there is no gain without pain and such, I hope it goes well for you.
>>711165145
Nice one, blue man, can you be any more creative? I get insults on a daily basis, so please, try at the very least.
>>711164774
Well, not much people are of relevancy for me either, so I can relate.
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>>711165706
Mm... well, best of luck to you in hanging in there! I'm here three nights a week if you need to vent.

>>711165710
That's good enough, but you'll have to roll for it!
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>>711165736
Those plusses on your head aren't decorations.
You wear them to warn others what your HIV test results are.
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>>711165357
Now, I want you to understand that the following words don't come from a place of hatred, but from a place of apathy:

Your gimmick is terrible, please go catch syphilis and die in a fire.

>>711165554
He's a pretty terrible dude. The kind of degenerate whose ideology is poisonous to him and the people around him.
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>>711165841
Ok, rolling.
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>>711165736
Thanks. I appreciate it.

>>711165841
And thank you too, I might show up once in a while then.
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>>711165894
>Your gimmick is terrible
Even if I were so silly as to have tried to pull a gimmick, which I didn't, it would have been a good one.
>catch syphilis
I'm immune to disease.
>die in a fire
I'm immortal and indestructable.
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>>711165554
Nuuuuu i was so close!
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>>711165715
It's just fun to say "what if," plus it usually brings up some kind of relatable theme that you can think about whether it's an actual future prediction or not. Usually the advice given by the cards is good, even if it doesn't directly apply to you!

>>711165736
It's not that they aren't important, it's just that I don't watch enough anime to recognize their characters, so the name escapes me easily too. If I see them, I'm like "oh hey it's that girl!"
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>>711166146
I swear, i have a park that's exactly like that here near my city.
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>>711165857
>Decorations
Well, I didn't really expect you to know or understand what an hair clip is anyway.
>>711165979
8pm CST, mondays, wednesday and fridays.
I wish you luck and come around some time, ok? Ok.
>>711166255
Oh, then I guess I can only half relate with that.
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>>711165944
Wow, lucky!

>The Chariot (Reversed)

...

It... well, you can see why that's bad, right? I don't have to explain why a chariot flipped over is a bad sign...

>Six of Swords (Reversed)
And here we have surprises and a delay in travel...

>Seven of Pentacles
Followed by bounty coming from patience and ingenuity... you uh... might wanna brush up on your survival skills. I'm sorry...
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>>711166511
The fuck are you from that you say "an hair?" That's not a goddamn vowel sound.
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>>711166511
Okay Neppu. I'll see you and Reimu around sometime then.

Might lurk for a bit because Neppu is adorable and I always love seeing more of her.
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>>711166616
Exactly. I don't even need to reply.
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>>711166511
>an hair clip
>an
Someone shoot me in the back of the head.
>>711166616
I realised instantly when I read my post, now my insult is invalid.
>>711166673
Why, thank you!
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>>711166804
>Someone shoot me in the back of the head.
I don't use guns. I don't need to.
And I won't kill you because you are too cute.
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>>711166604
Exactly how are you getting this
Dubs says you teach me your ways
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>>711166804
I mean, I could maybe see it if you were from a place where they don't really enunciate their /h/s(England?), but that's kinda ridiculous.
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>>711166604
Would you say that suicide is a valid choice?
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>>711166604
>chariot flipped over
>I've done that before.
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>>711167034
I know! Forgive me father cause I have sinned. It was just a slip ;u;
>>711167200
You seem like someone with stories to tell.
>>711166916
Stop creeping on me, blue pervert.

Trump won guise.
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>>711166956
Well, each tarot card has a set of vaguely related meanings associated with it. As well as a vaguely related negative meanings if they're reversed. I draw three cards, and try to interpret them into a story or chain of advice about the future. And that's tarot reading!


>>711167132
No, I mean, in the worst case you'd just avoid the mountain... it does seem to all work out in the end, though it might be a pretty harrowing journey.
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>>711167489
I'm going to kiss you and play with yoru butt while you sleep, you bully.
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I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.

I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"

In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again

So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?
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Should i kill myself?
Donny
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Funny how the tables turn... I don't even have to reply, uh.
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>>711167856
What do you think of Africa?
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>>711157912
Hi Reimu!
Hello thread!
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>>711167851
>Donny has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "83".
uhh...no
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Let's all agree, Cirno for president 2020~

- Cirno
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>>711157912

I'm not very fond of these threads but seeing as I can't ask someone in real life without ostracizing myself from the herd and /adv/ has less energy than Jeb!, I will ask you.

I am a virgin, I'm 23, I have a job and I work hard. I'm above average on the attraction side, yet I am underweight. I am not confident with my body and I think any woman that sees me and notices that my bones show up more than usual will think I'm ugly. I have a handsomely large penis at 8.5in, yet I am still lacking confidence.

I'm getting off track here but what I wanted to ask is; Should I join Tindr and have sex with the first girl I match with? Will she be understanding of my virginity or will she call it off if I tell her? I'm also worried about joining Tindr incase anyone I know spots me on it, or someone that knows me extracts personal information from me and spreads it to others. I'm also very affectionate and I assume that whoever I have sex with for the first time, I will fall in love with them, so I want to avoid that scenario and remain level headed through the entire experience. I also don't want to blow my load instantly when we kiss, or when she touches my penis. Honestly, I would probably explode seeing a tit in person.

Tl;dr: Virgin, What do?
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>>711167760
People are complicated that way. Without knowing her specific experiences and living in her shoes, it's impossible to say what the reason behind it is. It could be that she has trust issues, or is just really repressed when it comes to relationships because of past experience or where she's at in life right now. It might not have anything to do with you at all, just where she's at in life.

All I can say is, don't wait around forever! If you can't get a straight answer by being direct with her and asking her out, then it's time to move on and find someone else.

>>711167851
No. Always no.
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>>711168162
Sorry, toots. We're having a different blue for president. You're just not strong enough.
We had white presidents, then a black one, now an orange one, and we will have me, a blue one.
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>>711167851
Maybe you should, maybe you shouldn't.
Why?
>>711167760
Hey, she sounds a lot like me. Uh.
>>711167927
Too hot for me, can you kick the jews out from Israel?
>>711168162
No, Nep.
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>>711168303
Why not? If you have nothing to do here might as well doing it, isn't that right?
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Got in trouble for breaking and entering into my high school, (18yo) to use the weight room. Kicked out 3 days, parents pissed. I have much worse stuff that's happened recently but that's a story for another crime.
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>>711167489
>You seem like someone with stories to tell.

If one of these threads is up later tonight I might tell some if anybody's interested.
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>>711168654

ITT: FBI's Most Wanted
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>>711168162
I'm afraid switching our biggest national export to crayons might not work out so well.

>>711168490
Life is full of infinite wonders and possibilities. There's always something you haven't done, haven't experienced. Suicide just cuts off the chances of life getting better, which it can and will if you work at it and broaden your horizons. It's easy to say "life sucks" when all you've experienced is a little negative bubble of it, but there's so much more out there that you haven't experienced and it'd be a real shame to quit before you do.
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>>711168303
I know that I probably should.

Just how much shit is going on atm, its kinda preventing us from arranging something

Her indecisiveness or what ever could be related to loosing her house during Hurricane Sandy (Still haven't been able to rebuild, 4 years later)

>>711168428
>Hey, she sounds a lot like me. Uh.
Well then
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>>711168063
>very bad luck
Well, that sounds about right, most of my friends ditched me, because i suck.
>>711168303
Even if knowing it would bring sweet release?
>>711168428
I've only realized i've wasted 7 years of my life before it was too late.
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>>711157912
Well well, nice to see you here. I've traveled along the railways of life longer than you've been alive I bet, but I am willing to try anything once...After watching you for so long, here goes my shot at it.

I've lived in a country I wasn't born in for over 2 decades. I am about to face an ultimatum to change and return, or fall down a peg in life and stay..at least for now. What say you?
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>>711168720
We usually stay up for about 4 more hours if the night is good. I would love to hear some.
>>711168774
Lmao
>>711168654
Well, that sucks, and honestly, I feel it's bullshit from their side, what happened after? Will you lose the school year or did you got to an agreement with the school?
>>711168291
Give it a try, virginity is even a turn on for some women, and remember, it is just sex, no feelings involved, and a girl won't just touch you, you'll have to do her as well, so that might give you a breather, try to think about, I dunno, stuff. And eat a burger, boy, what would grandma say? "You're too skinny anon! Have another plate of food".
>>711168880
Well, I'm kinda ill, so that is sorta an explanation for my behaviour.
>>711168928
Doing what?
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>>711169377
>Well, I'm kinda ill, so that is sorta an explanation for my behaviour.
Ah. Makes sense for you.
But she's been like this for months. So...
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>>711169339
well, fuck me. almost a trip of an alternate train of my namesake. oh well. adieu.
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>>711168291
Take my Tripps>>711167999
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>>711168291
Well, I doubt you have enemies hateful enough to go get your info on Tindr and spread it around. What's there to spread anyway?

>"Oh hey guys look at this guy trying to have sex lmao"

Anyway, it varies from girl to girl. There might be some mean ones who'd react poorly to it, but chances are she won't know if you don't tell her, and she won't care if you do. If you're worried about prematurely finishing, just masturbate earlier in the day before you get to it. Or if you do manage to explode early, just keep going. It'll come back up.

If you're going for a one night kind of thing, it doesn't matter if you develop feelings for her. If she doesn't return them, you're not gonna see her again and that makes it easy to just move on.

Confidence in this area is just something you have to build up with experience... just throw yourself into it and you'll find out that sex isn't hard or a big deal, it's just a thing people do. And you'll do fine.
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>>711169377
Absolutely fucking nothing, Just played video games and anime. I believe somewhere along the way i lost ambition along with the will to even care. even hanging out with IRL friends for a day makes me happy, but that happens twice a year.
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Hey Reimu! I'm having a great week, it started off really bad, but then Trump won and it was amazing, I'm so happy. I've been reading saltposts all day. How are you?
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>>711169544
Hi Reimu, how's your gay family?
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>>711169377

I don't just sit still all day and starve myself, I was malnourished as a child and the effects are goi g to stick with me. I tried to put on the pounds but every supplement and exercise regime didn't work. The best one I did, I stuck with it for around 9 months, then one day I got a rash all over my face and eyes, vomiting, diarrhea and eventually dehydration. I don't eat fatty foods or grease or oils, I eat proteins and carb heavy foods like Pasta, Nuts, Fruit, Pastry, etc.

More about the sex though, should I tell her I'm a virgin when messaging her, or just before we are about to have sex?
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>>711169339
>Maetal

You have amazing taste.
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Hey Hi Hello

I wish America luck

-Sweet Roll
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>>711169377
I lost 3 days and my parents are being ridiculous with my car, I need it for the college classes I take and practice for wrestling and whatnot. Everything's good though, just venting. I mean, all that other stuff is bad but that's me and alcohol's fault so we're taking a break. Still kicking it though. I haven't read the rest of the thread because I was being selfish, so, how's your day/life going?
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>>711169544

Probably the best advice I've received on this subject, all from someone who could quite possibly be finger banging his own ass to a picture of Dustin Hoffman playing Rainman.

Thank you, I promise I will follow your advice. Jump in head first, deal with the consequences as they come.
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>>711168928
It's not a release from anything. You won't even know it's happening. You'll be dead. No more stories to tell, no more accomplishments, no more chances at happiness. Just dead. I don't see what's so relieving about that.

>>711169503
You could keep rolling, you know! You seem like an interesting person.

>>711169534
It's probably better to donate to people whose problems can't be solved with mundane advice... magic is a precious thing.

>>711169584
Glad to hear you're happy! Well, I'm doing alright too. The last few days were a bit weird, but it's nothing I can discuss with anyone. Overall I'm doing well though! Just pressing onward as always!
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>>711170236
Don't forget the bottle!
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>>711168364
I have blue clothes! That should count for something!

>>711168428
I am all for the Nep-Nep party~

- Cirno
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>>711169572
That sounds awfully similar to when my depression started, you might wanna check on that, how old are you, anon?
>>711169500
Months? For how long have you known this girl?
>>711169881
I honestly wouldn't know what to say, maybe you could bring it up while chatting? If you have a loyal dong you should be able to go through it keeping your pride.
>>711170005
It has been actually kinda good, pulled some strings and got my teacher give me an assignment soooo easy, it feels great, I stopped going to school, I'm on my last year and I'm only required to go pick up assignments and turn them in, today is a good day. Thanks for asking! Also, don't worry, reading every post is our job, you don't have to if you don't wanna.
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I knew the other regulars would've arrived sooner or later.
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>>711157912
why r u such a faggy cuntbag
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>>711169848
They seem to be doing well, thanks for asking!

>>711170116
I hope you have an enjoyable night ahead! Best of luck to you, Anonymous~

>>711170340
I haven't! The weirdness wasn't enough to use such a rare artifact on, instead I just opened the shrine early!
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Reimu, when I was young I used to be very interested in the paranormal, and then for a long time I was an atheist. I took part in the Kek/meme magic business all throughout this year as a joke, and then the coincidences just started piling up harder and harder. And then finally, something I never thought could happen, Trump winning, happened, just like the Gets and Kek cultists said. I think there might be something here. What is your lookout on spirituality? Is there a way for multiple religions' gods to exist at one time, and if so, how would it work? I've been interested in Shinto, so would that mean that Kek is just a more powerful than average Kami? And if that's the case, does that mean the christian God and Allah are also strong kami, but they're just a bit selfish when it comes to worshiping other deities? I'm a bit confused about what to believe right now.
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>>711170674
>Months? For how long have you known this girl?
Meet her in January. Started talking in April. And then summer came around and kinda slid away (And had a minor falling out I guess?) Started talking to her around Sept.
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I have no idea how this works so imma just drop 2 names.
Libby
Skylar
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>>711170746
Ohh, I see~ Early shrine hours are nice too, although I get home too late for me to participate. I'm glad it's still up.

>>711170958
Everything!
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>Really happy that Trump one
>One of my friends who isn't in the US is really sad and scared, she keeps saying that she feels sick
>Not sad that Trump won, but sad that she's sad
>Been trying to talk to her and help her all day but she still seems down about it

Reimu, what should I do? I want to make her feel better but I just can't be mad that he won. If anything, I'm really upset at the way foreign media handled the whole thing, I've heard that they made him out to be worse than hitler and that if he gets in we're all doomed. I'm upset that they made people that I care about feel like this.
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>>711170938
>Libby has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "86".
and for the other one

>Skylar has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "36".
stick close to libby, maybe some of the good luck will rub off on ya
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>>711171137
>One

I haven't slept in over 24 hours, I'm sorry
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>>711170718
It's all your fault!

>>711170784
I'm not sure how it all fits in, but Shinto allows for an infinite number of gods. For a Shinto follower there's no reason to say one of them doesn't exist. We might disagree on what their attributes are, but in general we tend to treat it passively and don't get into arguments about that with other religions. Lots of Shinto followers are also Buddhists, Taoists, or Confucians, and even Christians! Don't ask me how that last one works, I'm a Shinto shrine maiden only, hehe.
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>>711170718
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Welp while this pizza cooks I've got 21 minutes to kill so...

Roll for tarot reading and what kind of pizza do you guys generally like?
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>>711171235
>Where is God?
I'm right here.
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>>711171137
>Really happy that Trump one

truly representative of a trump voter
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>>711171137
There's not much you can do in that situation. She'll realize eventually that life goes on and it's not the end of the world, so the best you can do is get her mind off of it and on to more enjoyable things.
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I see you're competing with Alice again tonight, Raymoo
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>>711170674
That's awesome, keep on gettin it at school. Don't slow down, don't hold back, just like that song. I love hearing about other people quietly working for the things they want, makes me feel less alone in that aspect.
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>>711171383
Don't bully me, I've been up too long celebrating

>>711171391
Thanks Reimu, I'll try. I hope she feels better soon...
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>>711171317
Sausage! I really really like sausage pizza..maaaybe some mushrooms on it too.

gosh I haven't had pizza in forever, I'm sooo envious.

What kind of pizza is it?
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>>711170784
You can never know everything and if somebody claims they do it will be corrupted by human thoughts.

Their is something yes but what it is is up to you to decide and fish out.

I would start out doing a bit of research, gather what you think makes sense and follow your own path.

And yes synchronicity is a sign. Praise Kek!

>>711171137
Tell her that because the media hates him if he makes one mistake or shady deal they well expose him the next hour. Also tell them the media likes to exaggerate things or underplay them as they are only run by humans and humans have bias.

>>711171007
hello
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>>711171485
If she's still going by the time this one finishes up, I'll take a break and join her for a while. I doubt it'll play out that way though.
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>>711171635
That place looks comfy
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>>711170281
Whoa dude, might wanna go easy on those spooks, man.
>>711170652
I knew you would~!
>>711170784
Well, greeks, romans and indians are all polytheist, no? I guess there could be several gods but, come on, Kek has proven results, you know where the fun is at.
>>711170883
So, basically these last 2 or 3 months?
>>711171137
Why any of you two should make politics have such relevancy into your personal lives? Try to get her to relax and stop caring and you should stop making politics so important.
>>711171317
I like pineapple on my pizza. Other than that I would say bacon, chicken and little more.
>>711171516
Oh no, you got it wrong, I don't care anymore, but, oh well, gotta do what you gotta do, right?
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>>711171769
She's been kinda acting a bit interested since I first meet her. (sitting near me randomly and staring at me)

But after I made it clear that I am interested she seemed to become more shy, but still does alot of they same stuff.
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>>711171573
I usually default to Pepperoni. Nothing quite like a good old Pepperoni pizza to me.

One I'm cooking is some cheap "4 meat" kind I picked up because I'm too tired to make any actual meal for myself and this should feed me until the weekend.
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>>711171648
I think the same. Either way, good luck to you both
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>>711170784
Anon you are not yet fully indoctrinated into the church of kek. You still believe that there is a world separate from memes, that you live in a place where things are concrete. Where institutions are THINGS. It seems ridiculous to you that simply by changing ideas, pictures, jokes you could change THINGS. And yet you are confronted with undeniable proof that things were changed by memes. This is the first step. Soon you shall cast off your former bonds, you will see that everything you thought was concrete is a fickle construct held up by the consensus of mass delusion. You will fear the uncertainty, you will feel lost but you will find your way. You will grope for something to hold onto and you will find no relief but you will find patterns, levers, you will find where the structure is precarious and how to push. You will learn meme magic, but only if you cast off your shell. If you balk, if you fear the chaos, if you refuse to cast off yourself and embrace the void meme magic will abandon you and you will never know the true face of kek.

>>711170746
Tell your dad he's gay and tell your mom I'm very sorry that I did that to your family, it was really dark and I never saw the ring. I'm not that kind of person and I swear to her I would never have done it had I known.
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Hello everyone, hope you're doing well.

I'd like a general tarot reading, so check em.
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>>711172032
Thank you very much!
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>>711171769
How did I know Neppu of all people would like pineapple pizza...
It's always the good ones who like the worst pizzas...
At least bacon and chicken are good on pizza though so you are forgiven.
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>>711172111
What is the true face of Kek?
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>>711172111
>All of that
>with trips

Are you a goddamn prophet?
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>>711172111
>Trips

You see Reimu? THIS is what I'm talking about. I'm scared, but I don't want meme magic to abandon me.
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>>711172444
>More trips.

As long as you believe and practice now and then it will never leave you.
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>>711171769
Oh, sorry to hear that. Can't let life best you dude. I can't think of a situation that would break me, no matter how awful. Just keep trying, even if you think you don't care. I've been there. You pull yourself up and get ready for the next problem until you start to just laugh at those problems. They can't beat you. Idk, maybe that's a lot from an 18 year old, but to me it makes more sense than anything else right now.
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>>711172029
When I was in uni, I used to live off of the cheap frozen/premada pizzas since I didn't want to go outside when it was snowing.

I don't know if I can ever have one again, I think I am burnt out forever on those now.
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>>711172111
Do we have a Ran now? Because I'm okay with this

>>711172175
You're welcome. But it's not because I care, though
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>>711172574
I want people to lick my armpits!
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>>711172770
I-it's not like I want it to be because you care!
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>>711172746
I don't get them very often so it's kind of nice still. I usually try to make something that's a bit healthier. Unless I get too lazy...

Homemade pizza is always good though.
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I have to go for a bit Reimu, if I don't see you again tonight, see you on Friday! I love you!
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>>711172770
Quick, what's your pizza of choice?!

>>711172965
Homemade sounds fancy..

Is it hard to do?
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Man, I'm really running out of things to say this time

Business as usual

-Sweet Roll
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>>711173078
Italian sausage
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>>711172836
Are you a man or a woman?
Kidding, of course. I don't care as long as you're cute, which you are!
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>>711173164
Y-You really think so?

I'm a boy...
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>>711173078

Pepperoni mushroom probably, its pretty good

-Sweet Roll
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>>711172217
God damn it. I knew this would go down like this! That made me laugh anon, pineapple is so underrated, but, anyway, for tastes, pizzas.
>>711172697
Silly anon, I really don't mind depression, it feels even good if you know how to manipulate it or yourself. Don't worry for me, really.
>>711171931
Mmh, I... kinda do the same thing, and, well, I'm not interested in anyone really.
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>South Park had to rewrite tonight's episode because they didn't think Trump would win

lol
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H-Hello?
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>>711172901
Well good then, because I totally don't care!

>>711173078
Oh jeez, this is too much pressure. Uh, half plain and half pepperoni??
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>>711173078
It's not very hard, just time consuming and it can be a bit pricey. But it's worth it.
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>>711170236
Understood.

Mantis
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>>711157912
My weeks been good
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>>711173423
Hi!
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>>711173404
No surprise. Southpark was known for their neutrality but this season you can get radiation poisoning from how bias they were.
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>>711173423
ohai
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>>711173481
Uh huh. You really don't do well under pressure do you?~

>>711173484
>time consuming
I tend to stay away from time consuming cooking.. oh well.

>>711173423
Hey you! What's up?
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>>711173350
Yeah yeah, self loathing feels amazing. Not good for you though, just saying. But do whatever you want, I can't stop you over the internet. Just concerned about another human is all. Good luck with whatever comes your way random anon.
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>>711173268
Of course. Don't use a picture of this fagwaffle, though. I know I saw him somewhere in some image before, some fanart.
He's chubby and chubby will never be cute. I hope he dies of disease at least four thousand times.
I bet you'd be even cuter if you shaved.
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>>711173423
Hi there.

>>711173511
Not that I don't appreciate it, but I'd rather not bother the tarot with questions about dicks unless I have to!

>>711173542
Glad to hear it! What did you do this week?
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>>711173423
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>>711173598
why does everyone complain about bias? like with snl

they are shows run by people, why must they be a bastion of unbiased comedy?
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>>711173350
Ever since I was little I've had a vendetta against pineapples. I'll never like or trust them and their horrible flavors. Although some people are free to have their own opinions.

But yeah, saying you like pineapple on pizza is like when you make a bad pun amongst coworkers. everyone just stares at you or asks what's wrong with you
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>>711172770
I'm only going to be in and out. Afraid I'm busy fighting in the meme wars these days, not much time for chit-chat. Just stopping through to give these fuckers a hard time.

>>711173423
Seriously though, how did you get my spice rack I want it back.
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>>711173691
Fair enough. It's not for everyone but if you're cooking for a group of people it can be pretty nice.
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>>711173861
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>>711173350
I see. Regardless., how she acts leaves alot of uncertainty.

Could easily be nor interested, but it could just as easily be the opposite
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>>711174011
I'll post a picture of my ass if you can go one day without avatarfagging. (Never)
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>>711173721
>He's chubby and chubby will never be cute. I hope he dies of disease at least four thousand times.

Oh, R-Right, haha, good thing I'm not...
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>>711173845

She's not the only one here who likes pineapple on pizza

I do too, but mostly on Hawaiian, I would have to give it some thought on others though

-Sweet Roll
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>>711173770
They are known to take the middle of the road approach. People expect things from them. All we saw was Trump jokes and we wanted some Clinton jokes and we only got one good joke and one reused one.

Doesn't help with the fact they called every politician a douche and turd trying to play they don't care but they are just lying to you.
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>>711173423
Speak.

>>711173691
I do sometimes!

>>711173943
Ahh, but I thought the meme wars had drawn a cease fire now. Regardless, good luck out there

>>711174189
Is it bad that I know where that picture is from...?
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>>711173764
So many hellos! How are you all doing on this fine evening(?)
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>>711174165
Promise us you'll wax though u.u
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>>711157912
I got a tarot reading on /b/ before, and it was scarily relevant. Or maybe because tarots are generic and meant to be intereted as such. get? and if not, Martina.
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>>711174206
But that taints it!
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>>711174311
Scary!
>>711173943
I don't think I have your spice rack, I'm sorry
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>>711174328
bit tired but good. you?
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>>711174189
No, you don't get it! The kid in question was a goddamn spheroid. A grape. You can't be a grape, that's too obese, but you can be uh...
...I was going to find a fruit to compare you to, but I couldn't, so I'll just call you a strawberry because those are sweet and precious.
A little wisdom from Home Movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKltTsdqLoI
>>711174328
I'm doing decent. How are you?
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>>711174399
Tarot readings are nothing special.
They're all made up shit to make you feel like a special snowflake.
These threads are lazy and unimanginative. They bring nothing new to the table and are just boring.
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>>711173584
Please off yourself.
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>>711174399
>Three of Pentacles
>Seven of Pentacles
These both indicate growth in business, as a result of patience, ingenuity, and an ability to find comfort in your work. Things look good for your financial and career goals.

>The Lovers
And your love life as well! I see a fruitful union in your future!
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>>711174610
>Brings nothing new

>More original and better content then ylyl, porn, loli threads.
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>>711174311
Meme wars have just started, the wizard put lithium in the veins of the giant and we put a frog in a hat and snuck it into his house but now the wizard is missing from his high tower. We need to find the wizard and not forget what he taught us or it may all be for nothing. We must be quick or the giant will rouse and close the curtains.
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>ITT:
Special snowflakes
Autismo avatarfags
Circlejerking
Same shit everyday
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>>71174419

If you have Hawaiian pizza without pineapple, you have just ham pizza

Now olives, they really suck

-Sweet Roll
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>>711173703
No no! You got it mixed up, I don't self loath, I grew bored out of that, it is just that I feel this is who I am, self loathing is really ridiculous imo.
>>711173843
My thoughts exactly.
>>711173861
Hello shitposter-sama.
>>711174146
Wish you luck anyway, anon.
>>711174011
He got you there >>711174165 Manhattan.
>>711174328
I'm doing ok, what about you?
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Get!
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>>711174804
>More original content
>It's literally the same shit, over and over again.
You can't call a car new if you're just giving it a different paint each time, anon. It's still the same car.
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>>711174770
Reimu OP please give me sweet words to take to bed tonight
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>mfw these threads
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>>711174976

Well, we don't have these threads daily

-Sweet Roll
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>>711174941
This time i'm hacking 4Chan from my comfy seat u.u
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>>711174892
Black olives are cool guys though!
Green olives are terrible people on the other hand...
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>>711174903
>Hello, shitposter-sama
Hallo, fotze.
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>>711174770
*Reimu pls may i ask for a general reading? i finally made it. >>711175233
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>>711173733
My bad for not reading his post all the way through. I won't make that mistake again. Thank you for your patience, Reimu

Mantis
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>>711174903
I don't know I'm feeling a bit strange today, I had a nap because I was feeling really down and I woke up around midnight.. now it's 3am and I don't know what to do, I'm feeling better though.
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These threads are the worst.
You guys all need to be gassed.
SEIG HEIL
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>>711174903
You still wrong, just should try harder. Not even hard to do.
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>>711169900
You too, thanks!
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>>711175608
Mmh, odd, 3 am? Don't you have anything to do in the morning?
>>711175906
But what if I want to kick the jews out of Israel? Sieg Heil!
>>711175934
I'm fine, really! I have other disorders I should really take care of, depression isn't such a big deal for me, honest!

~Neptune
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>>711176271
Tell me about these other disorders you have.
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>jumps out of bin
am i late

-meowbot
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>>711176601
very late
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Welp, it's only 9:30pm but I have to be up super early tomorrow so goodnight guys.
-Anon from earlier who was complaining about work, then made pizza
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>>711176271
Yeah, I'm in the UK.
And I would normally have college but I dropped out quite recently
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>>711176757
Goodnight pizza anon! Sweet dreams
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>>711176757
Goodnight!
>>711176520
My my, and this interest? Where did that spark came from?
>>711176887
Anything you regret?

~Neptune
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>>711176975
I'm just interested is all, friend. I've been studying you for awhile now, and I'd like to know more about you.
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>>711157912
I wish to expose my ex online. What's the way to do it without consequences? Will she come back crawling after she realizes her current relationship is bad? 5+ years of cheating is basically my history.
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>>711177473
No, let the slut rot in that relationship, move on.
>>711177239
Oh my! Are you some kind of secret admirer? I feel so honoured and fussy inside.
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>>711176975
Hmm that's a good question, there's not a lot that I regret doing in recent years but I think I'll have to wait and see what happens now that I've left college.
What do you do with your days Neptune? Any regrets yourself?
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>>711177940
bread maker ded again
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>>711177836
Analyzing random people both online and offline is a hobby of mine. I like to know people, both inside and outside. As for secret admirer... you could say that.
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>>711178036
>lewd
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>>711177856
No, not really, I don't feel any guilt for most of the decisions I've made since, well, the things I've done are the ones who made me who I am now, I never look back, I am who I am, for the things I've done.
>>711178036
Why should I disclose info that everyone is aware of, what would you offer?

~Neptune
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>>711178769
Exactly, I like that way of thinking
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>>711178769
Don't have anything to offer in return, I'm sorry.
You just peaked my curiosity, is all. Knowing what makes you tick is someting I've been scratching my head with. I admire you a ton, if you couldn't tell.
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Reimu, the oven is getting cold. :--}}

~Neptune
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>>711179028
Yeah, great way to make a life easier.
>>711179370
Most people avoid me after I tell them my disorders, I feel like it might go the same way. :^))

~Neptune
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>>711179931
Not the same anon but...
Now you have me curious too.
I want to know them...
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>>711179931
No! I would never abandon you. I care too much.
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>>711180228
neptune is an attention whore that's their disorder
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>>711180313
I'm cool with attention whores. Hell, I am one!
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>>711180313
>neptune is an attention whore, that's their disorder

So is everyone else in this thread, come on now.
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>>711180313
What a bright, cute shitposter.

I have three disorders diagnosed, the first is severe depression, the second is, as cleverly guessed by this buddy here, is narcissism, guys the third one, this is the one people avoid me. I'm bored so let's play a game of guessing.

~Neptune
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>>711180606
I'd guess something like Bipolar disorder but I don't see why people would avoid you for it.
Plus it's the only thing popping up in my head aside from what you already mentioned...
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>>711180606
I'll start!
Sadistic Personality Disorder?
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>>711180740
Nope, I think bipolarity is such a pain to deal with, I don't hang around for long with people with it.
>>711180828
I'm a bit kinky but no, not really that.

~Neptune
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>>711180606
Don't know why I didn't think of this first since I had a friend with it but... Schizophrenia?
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>>711181124
Asperger's Syndrome?
Anti-social personalty disorder?
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ive only been on one of these once bfore
but hi! tell me something mystical
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>>711181546
Unicorns exist!
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>>711181600
that made my day, thank u
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>>711181694
anytime bb <3
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If there's a career that's riskier yet filled with more passion than university, do you still go to university because of lesser risk?
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>>711181133
What? I'm not mental, if I were, I wouldn't be able to advice anons about their problems.
>>711181314
The second guess it is (You cheat)

People avoid me for the aspd, some call me a sociopath upon hearing it. Any questions?

~Neptune
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>>711181789
No, uni is expensive as fuck, don't do it if it doesn't further your specific career goals and if you don't have a clear plan for how to pay it back or get funded for free
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>>711157912
'Come in for advice, fortune-telling and friendly conversation' 'How's your week going so far?' Another faggot op? Never seen that before. This thread is cancerous point plank, plez delet it.
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>>711181807
Do you get any medication for the diagnosed disorders you have? I'm on SSRIs for multiple things
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>>711181807
Hehe, I had a feeling. That doesn't mix very well with your narcissism. Attention is something you must have, you tend to be manipulative, very disregarding of other people's emotions, sometimes lacking emotions of your own. That's you in a nutshell, right?
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Debating a spousal visa from my wife's country and getting out of here.
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>>711182432
Would you rather go through with it and regret it in the end or not end up doing it and regretting that?
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>>711181807
Ohhhhhh.
I honestly have no idea what it'd be like then...

I've never been diagnosed with anything, and quite frankly I want to avoid it so I can keep a mentality of "everything is alright' so I don't have to worry about potentially having some mental issues. It works great for me.
I still don't see why people would avoid you that much, I used to hang out with a guy with aspd in high school and he was awesome.
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Fuck, I forgot today was shrine day
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>>711182636
ASPD varies from person to person, it all just depends on how you grew up and genetics. Some people with grow up with abusive parents, which results in sociopathic like behaviour in those with ASPD.
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>>711183074
I suppose that's true.
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>>711182270
I used to when I was still on therapy, but it was mostly for the depression, I got the other diagnostics later on.
>>711182428
You, you're a smart one, although, I can be more thoughtful. I can decide what I do, it's not like I'm a mosnter with a bloodlust or anything, if I deem someone, interesting, I keep them around, if I don't , I play with them and dispose if I get too bored, but you, you're interesting.
>>711182636
As the guy up here, aspd has certain infamy, since sociopaths can be charming by nature, and extremely manipulative.

~Neptune
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>>711183363
Makes sense then. That's a shame though...
Regardless, I'm willing to be your friend if you'd be willing to have someone like me stick around.
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>>711183363
Thank you, that's very flattering.
You continue to intrigue me everyday, Neptune.
Please take care.
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>>711184712
Keep visiting me every once in a while, or else I won't feel as interested as now :^)
>>711183983
If that's what you want, how do you want to get in reach with me?

~Neptune
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>>711185023
I'm not really sure, I've got steam of course, but I suppose I could also pop into a thread here now that I know what times they pop up.
Any name you'd like me to go as so you know me?
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>>711185224
Mmmh, I often name nameless anons with the greek alphabet, what about Sigma? I also have a steam account by the way.

~Neptune
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>>711185490
Sure that'll be good for me.
I'll probably add you on steam on Friday if you're here then and you seem pretty cool to me.
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>>711185723
Mmh, I wonder why.
Anyway, I should be around, I'll just lurk for a while, goodnight Sigma.

~Neptune
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>>711185914
Goodnight Neptune!
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>>711157912
I live hiding my true fillings and this is slowing killing me on the inside.
What can i do?
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>>711186379
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>>711186379
If you want to be more honest with other be honest with yourself, make it clear for yourself and awknowledge what do you want, when you see it clearly, you risk and go for it. If you don't stand for yourself, no one will.
>>711186460
You just lost one today pal, keep an eye on monday, you're like, 2 or 3 hours late, try to look around that time.

~Neptune
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>>711186639
8 pm indeed, but CST.

~Nep
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>>711186830
I stand corrected.
Thanks Nep!!
Good to see you again!

Mantis
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