H-hey Anonymous, do you n-need any help?
Does l-life have you down, d-do you have anxieties or troubles y-you need to talk about? Are you just n-not feeling like you want to?
I'm h-here for you, so sit and drink s-some tea with me, okay?
>>711167812
Fuck you, there is no tea.
Fine I'll make tea, have your bump.
hey
>>711167873
>>711167873
H-how dare you! There is ALL t-the tea!
Hi, nice meeting you again.
Hi I am dog.
>>711167812
>>711167812
This is cool as fuck. Thanks anon.
I have severe anxiety and cannot date girls I do not personally know. One night stands are acceptable, but I feel empty inside.
I am utter trash and worthless, just talk down to me, or just talk in general.
>>711168051
Then why am I thirsty?
>>711168134
sup slut
>>711167812
I don't know how to behave around people and I'm scared I will never find out.
>>711168051
I see stuttering is the new all-caps or capitalize each word trend...enjoy, you special snowflake.
>>711167812
I am a merry man. Thank you for the offer.
How is life treating you as a lyrical spellcaster?
>>711168134
Start talking faggot, I need someone to look down on.
>>711168151
Need water.
>>711167812
I wish you could help me
what kind of tea are you serving tonight?
Those stockings...
I strongly approve~
>>711168151
You can lead Anon to the tea, but you can't make him drink.
I'll be lurking and chiming in from time to time.
>>711168266
Shut up you fucking moonbitch
>>711168266
moonbitch
>>711168184
Just be yourself. If yourself isn't good enough then fuck off and learn how to be alone.
>>711167812
Who's that little character on that chair there?
>>711167812
I didn't know these threads still happened.
>>711168266
Alright moonbitch... let's see, I like NTR, and i usually cut ties with friends because it's hard to deal with them.
>>711168127
H-have you been to a doctor?
>>711168134
A-ah? Why are you trash?
>>711168184
*blinks* W-what do you mean?
>>711168337
I'm g-glad you asked!
Tonights tea is ZEN!
Hi there Alice! I'd love some tea, but you can let Anonymous have his first.
I love Alice's Threads~
You have Cirno's support when I become president!
- Cirno
>>711168349
BECAUSE THERE IS NO TEA.
>>711167812
I'm delighted that Hillary and her corrupt friends at the DNC got what was coming to them.
I'm terrified at the price we may have paid for that.
I'm relieved that this whole shit show of an election is over.
I could use a drink. Tea please. <4
>>711168051
Im going to be straight forward with you, I would like to see you naked. but I could actually go for a good talk too.
>>711168266
Check'd the moonbitch
>>711168266
who's the bitch now
>>711168504
Don't you see it?
The tea was inside you all along!
>>711168266
fucking moonbitch
>>711168469
Thanks fam.
>>711168449
T-three times a week! Usually.
>>711168438
T-that is Goliath! She's a b-big girl!
>>711168518
S-sorry, I'm not very pretty <4 L-let's talk instead!
>>711168451
>>711168466
Also something something verging on becoming a virgin 30 year old waste of life etc.
>>711168451
NTR is good shit. I don't give a fuck about your friends. Tell me why you're trash, I want to wallow in your misery.
>>711167812
Go be a faggot somewhere else. Just because you are retarded in real Life it doesnt mean you need to spour your autismo spaghetti all over /b/ you subhuman nigger
hello again.
I am feelings incredibly stressed out. help me feel better?
>>711167812
I have been feeling like shit recently, I currently am doing my teaching practice (I'm on my last year of english pedagogy) and I feel that I'm not ready to go and teach properly, I feel super anxious and don't know how to cope with it.
jalp?
>>711168640
what's stressin you anon?
>>711168638
*giggles* Oh /b/, t-this is my home!
For better or for worse, you are stuck with me.
>>711168640
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* Tell me what is wrong, Anonymous.
>>711168640
Put that coffee down. Coffee is for unstressed people only.
>>711168588
Is this some allegory for friendship bullshit? I get enough of that from my Chinese cartoons.
>>711168611
*blinks* W-why would you be a waste of life? N-nothing wrong with being a virgin you know.
Ah, s-sorry Anonymous, I got side tracked.
Here, l-let me pour you a cup <4
>>711168640
I deal with stress by shitposting, and there's never been a better time to break into that business. The market for memes is about to go through the fucking roof.
>>711168737
coffee is for unstressed people that's why i take 500 mg of caffeine a day and im still stressed, coffee ain't good enough
>>711168766
are you?
Is this an ego boost for you?
>>711168640
Plan your life better and maybe it won't be falling the fuck apart? Temporary relief from imaginary people on the Internet won't save you, friendo.
>>711167812
Is this real? Is there actually a girl dressed in a maid outfit asking about our problems? This cant be real. That must be a desperate dude (With really pretty legs)..right?
>>711167812
wellcum back,have you a good lemon tea please.
>>711168832
You think I'm fucking with you?
I am not fucking with you.
>>711168866
Checked double dubs
>>711168766
Why don't you help him with that then?
Ready to give up on life but my ego is too big for me to give up. Is that a good thing?
Hey Alice, I feel like noone believes in me and it kinda sucks. I do well for myself but I'm always unhappy - I can cook great meals with fresh food but I have to eat them alone.
Thanks for the tea.
>>711168466
>*blinks* W-what do you mean?
I say and do things and they aren't received the way I expect them to be.
I don't understand what people are trying to say, or how to talk to them without upsetting them.
>>711168866
Well, maybe maybe not. Might make more sense if it's a trap
>>711168466
>Why are you trash
I have the same problem as this anon. I feel like nobody likes me and nobody will ever love me. I think it all stems from being bullied as a child and having a bipolar mother who was prone to fits of anger. I think about killing myself everyday and many times throughout the day. I know live is going to change for me because I'm too scared to change it and I know I'm the only one who can
>>711168892
The fuck are you trying to say?
>>711168911
checked double DOUBLE dubs
>>711168850
Not at all.
>>711168833
I've b-been away from sex for five years now. Not s-sure if the hymen grows back though!
>>711168866
S-sorry, I'm a girl!
>>711168892
N-no, just Zen!
>>711168920
N-no one wants a cob webby vagina, dear Anonymous!
My brain is the worst it's ever been. I feel like a TV wall in a thrift store, where all the TVs are tuned to different channels, and everyone's fucking with the remotes.
I got close but then fucking blew it with one person I met at a bar last night. Was emailing back and forth, then suggested going to get food, and then they shut down. Fucking stupid. I'm terrible with flirting.
The fucking fascists have a supermajority in the house, senate, and a fucking president with a goddamned dead ferret on his head after walking around a fucking paintball course without a mask on. To be fair, I'd go right for his face, too. It explains why it's orange.
If healthcare is rescinded, my wife's healthcare will go down the drain unless she gets a fucking job which I'm not hopeful for at all. I love my wife. But she's progressing at the speed of a fucking gen 1 USB cable. First she wants to get everything in the house sorted out since we just moved. Then she *might* get some sort of part time job at like 10 hrs/week. I asked her to make a resume because there were a few job openings at around those hours, but I don't think she did jack shit.
Then there's my roommate, who's been unemployed for the past year. He's supposed to be in charge of the kids but he's fucking terrible at it. Barely watches them. The house is always a fucking mess. I've had a maid I've been hiring to keep the house clean 1 day a week (not like it fucking does much since the house is a fucking disaster not even hours after she leaves)
After looking at my budget I decide that I'd rather have money, than not live in a house that's a fucking mess. So I'll deal with tripping over everyfuckingthing that the fucking kids leave out. Maybe it's worth the $380/month (more than my rent, btw) to put up with the fucking mess.
At least I live in one of the most progressive states in the country. I can at least hope that they'll maintain the healthcare system.
>>711168266
I didn't know bitches came in 'Moon' flavor.
>>711168998
>N-no one wants a cob webby vagina, dear Anonymous!
Bullshit. Do you know where you are? Virgins would take anything.
>>711168999
Trips confirm
How's that tea OP?
>>711168766
it's not the idea of being a virgin, i can probably lose that at any time, it's the fact i have nothing at the end of the road i see
Only now this year do i see it's pointless
>>711168949
I believe in y-you Anonymous <4
Who cares what others believe?
My question to you is this: do you believe in yourself? If not, why not?
>>711168940
W-why are you ready to give up?
>>711168956
Oh Anonymous...that's part of the human condition! W-we all struggle with expressing ourselves sometimes!
Have you looked into a psychologist? You may need some help learning, but I'm sure you can be on your feet again in no time <4
>>711168966
Well I love you Anonymous <4 Y-you can always count on that!
>>711169094
T-that's silly; I'm n-nothing special
>>711168713
i am quitting my job tomorrow and moving to the other side of the country. i am making last minute arrangements for everything, and i have yet to solidify plans. i want this so badly though. i hate my job with the passion of a thousand suns, but this move will entail weeks of stress. Not to mention going back to Uni as well will add to the stress factor as i try and hit the academic life full throttle once again.
I am taking a leap of faith. i believe in my conviction, but the unknown is stressing me horribly.
>>711168904
Hey man, when it's go time, it's go time. I got shit to do so I hit it hard
>Autism: The Thread
>>711168998
>cob webby vagina
I'll take what I can get if the girl is half way tolerable
>>711168999
Nice Trumps
>>711167812
will you teabag me
>pls no bully
>>711168966
Totally. It's everyone else's fault you're a bitch. Definitely not your own.
>>711168998
I think I might be an alcoholic
>>711168998
>N-no one wants a cob webby vagina, dear Anonymous!
There are certain particular things I would do with such, actually. It would be most enjoyable to me. To you, who knows. But it's worth finding out.
>>711167812
>>711168051
>>711168466
>>711168814
I admire the effort and OC you put into making this thread. Please be a regular. Thanks.
>>711169224
Same tbh fam
>>711167812
The man who I considered to be my father passed. Don't really have any energy for hobbies. I just work, get some OT if available come back and sleep. Haven't played any video games lately they're no longer entertaining. Lost contact with my closest friends. I'm okay though I feel numb.
Thanks for listening to me ramble.
>>711167812
kill yourself
>>711169198
Nigger
>>711169198
Nigger
>>711167812
I have a good job, and a wife of 10 years that I still really love and have fun with (thankfully she's not a nag). I don't want kids and she is fine with that, so we have a dog and a cat that I'm really attached to. But... no matter what I'm still either super anxious (panic attacks, etc.) or depressed to the point where I can't function at work. I'm also on my way to becoming an alcoholic, and make sure I don't drink during the week (mon-thurs) just to be sure. Why can I never be happy despite all the good in my life?
>>711169186
get rid of everything you can
give it away
if it's not irreplacable or you need it to live tomorrow, get fucking rid of it
t. 3 cross country moves
ps. it's fucking worth it
>>711169175
>T-that's silly; I'm n-nothing special
Clearly you are if you feel the need to stutter over the Internet. Don't you want that anon to be happy? Why would you offer him help then shut him down?
>>711169198
more like
>Guessing if this is a trap or a girl thread number 54935
>>711169198
Nigger
>>711168998
Alice, the hymen is just a meme. I do have to commend you on your post-sex abstinence though. Personally, I'm a 24 year old virgin, but it doesn't bother me much
>>711169209
You DO realize Alice is a crossdressing dude, right?
>>711168466
No doc for me :( I could, I have good healthcare.
I'm just an anxious turd.
>>711169087
My roommate is supposed to be in charge of *his* kids.
And he's got severe sleep apnea so he's always running on barely any sleep and he can't fucking move his ass to deal with any of his own problems. He's also probably depressed so getting him moving is a herculean task in itself. Getting on his ass about it will just make him do even less shit. Fuck all this.
He doesn't want a big machine to make him not fucking die in his sleep. - oh it would be such an inconvenience to be able to fucking BREATHE IN HIS SLEEP -
And right now I just need to talk.
>>711169165
W-what do you want at the end of the road? What is keeping y-you from getting it?
>>711169186
If y-you want it, if you need it, if you are willing to put the time in, then OWN IT!
Tomorrow might kill you. It might also make you a thousand times happier. It might stress you out, but that isn't a bad thing! Stress is telling you something is hard, that it might not work out.
Make it work out. Use it to further your goals. Not all stress is bad, Anonymous; the most productive people learn to turn stress into opportunity.
I believe in you. And you want this, right?
So give it your best shot, and don't let it get you down. Even if it all falls apart, you took a chance, and that's great! That's something to be proud of, in it of itself.
I'm proud of you, Anonymous. Go get em, okay?
>>711169361
thanks, anon.
i needed to hear that.
>>711169427
W-What!? Brb deleting all the pictures I saved
>>711169198
>>711169194
nigger
Hello Alice, it's nice to see you here again tonight! I love your stockings, they are very pretty~ Would anyone care for a refill on tea?
>>711169427
he said he'll take what he can get
>>711169496
I never got my first god damned cup. Talking about refills and shit.
The tea is a lie.
>>711169496
make it a fucking long island ice tea homie
>>711169485
I don't think anyone ever posted her dick so you can dream
>>711169224
Oh d-dear. Have you s-sought help?
>>711169258
I've b-been doing this for months.
>>711169305
T-that sounds like anhedonia; have you contacted a doctor yet?
>>711169358
H-have you tried CBT? It is highly effective at t-treating anxiety.
>>711169367
I d-don't feel the need; I j-just do it, silly <4
>>711169427
I'm a g-girl, silly.
Hello miss! Keep up the good work. Thank you much. Anyway, I'm off to continue arguing with my mother. Wish me luck.
>>711169533
I hear horse pussi is pretty good this season.
>>711169496
Umm.. I'll have some, I'll just drink it quietly over here in the corner...
>>711169496
I'd like some more, if you don't mind.
>>711169305
Sorry for your loss. How'd you lose contact? Maybe find them again. A lot of people just lose track of people in their busy lives and are always happy to hear from people they haven't spoken to in a while.
>>711169190
'I got shit to do.' Fucking shit to do? You're stressed.
>>711169414
Your parents are proud.
>>711169574
You don't want it, its pover-tea
>>711169466
>encouragement
>on /b/
You must not be American
On a side note, cute thread. Nice to giggle today.
>>711169636
It's n-not, silly!
>>711169643
G-good luck!
>>711169605
B-because I don't have one.
>>711169574
I p-poured you a cup, h-here, have some more!
>>711169175
I appreciate that you believe in me. Honestly I do believe in myself, but I don't have any support and it gets lonely sometimes. Thank you for asking
>>711169223
I think I can put a bit of the blame on people who gave me an inferiority complex. Even my own mother told me that nobody is ever going to want me as friend. I come from a very small town and people have bullied me my whole life and not just name calling, I'm talking about grown 18 year old people physically threatening me when I was under 10 years old
And people think 4chan is a bad place to be.
>>711169608
So how was your day, Alice?
Ahhh Miss Alice. Its been a while (for me anyway). I'm ok without the tea but I have my own. Cheers to you makeing this shithole semi tolerable.
>>711167812
I LOVE YOU OP AND I LOVE THIS THREAD
>>711167812
Okay, I've seen you do this a few times now.
It seems like an awful lot of effort... Why do it?
>>711169703
I'm honestly not sure if this is ironic or not
Can this be BYOT? (Bring your own tea) Because I have some really nice Stirring Ceylon and it helps calm me down.
>>711169175
Variety of reasons. Just lost the woman who was my everything, job is shit and along with that I'm looking to fail this semester unless I pull my self out of my predicament. Given the situation I'm in my will just feels compromised.
>>711169605
It's no use. I can't rest easy knowing the possibility that can happen exists
>>711169735
I am indeed, l-live in NYC <4
>>711169770
I'm here for you, Anonymous.
>>711169834
I d-do my best <4
>>711169840
Because if I don't, who will?
>>711169854
Absolutely!
>>711169836
T-thank you!
>>711169696
Part of living an active my man. College, gym, buddies. All that shit. Stress happens, fucking roll with it.
Hey Alice, you stockings are awesome.
I always think about it but, you really should put some order in your kitchen! You know, it's quite nice when you have enough space to actually cook.
Alice, what's your alignment?
>>711169466
Thanks, Alice.
You're probably the only person that has said that. I am walking away from a lot in my current career.
I can do this. I will do this. I will be happy. I will be successful.
If anything, i will have your tea time threads to keep me somewhat together and moderately sane.
Love you a ton.
>>711169608
>I d-don't feel the need; I j-just do it, silly <4
By virtue of being special, as I said. <5
>I'm a g-girl, silly.
Burden of proof is on you, bro. Though I don't mind sluts with dicks.
>>711169688
Moved to different states. We all have careers now. We texted each other quite often but it just sort of stopped. Texts are not the same as a face to face conversation.
>>711169842
I'm honestly sure you don't know the proper definition of irony.
Did you mean sarcasm?
>>711169608
Yeah, I've tried CBT... the ironic thing is I'M a Therapist, which is of course... ridiculous. I know the ins and outs of therapy, so it's almost like I know what they're doing before they do it and it just doesn't work on me. I should be able to do it myself, but it just doesn't happen. (Also, is it a bad sign that you said to try CBT, my first thought was Cock and Ball Torture, despite the fact that I use CBT in my job every day?)
Hey Alice, thing are looking kind of shit, everyday I feel more and more lonely, I have a great group of friends, but I have never really gotten in a relationship with anyone. I've started to give up on the idea that someone could like me that much.
>>711169648
*pours you a fresh cup*
>>711169680
*pours you one as well*
>>711169583
I'm afraid I don't have any alcohol to do that with! I'm terribly sorry. *hands you a cup of tea* I hope this will suffice for now.
>>711169466
I don't know what i want at the end. Maybe just someone to talk about my hobbies with... but even then i'd end up being to clingy and probably once again cut ties with them i'm honestly just pathetic. I don't feel anything though it's just empty, maybe i want that magic of happiness everyone always has.
Given the election craziness, this is rather relaxing to watch. Lets hope that I'll continue to have healthcare.
>>711169789
>"Blah blah blah, mommy wasn't nice to me."
Fix yourself.
You are good Alice, you bought me saints row 3 long ago and I played the shit out of that game and enjoyed it, I'll take this opportunity to say, thank you, you're a good person.
I'm having trouble sleeping lately. Well, basically, my sleeping is fucked. I'll sleep for like 13 hours at a time, them only sleep for two the next night. I don't know what to do. Could I have a cup of tea?
>>711170041
Thanks! I feel like this thread needs some tunes. I'll start. Keep 'em coming, anons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfyswlszyhg
>>711170041
Can I touch your butt?
>>711168814
idk why but this rly turned me on . and i just fapped .
>>711169910
Male
>>711170041
>no alcohol
Holy fuck why am I here
>>711169904
We're adding a little something to this life's contest. As you all know, first prize is a happy long life. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's ruined by age fifty. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're taking it easy now?
male
>>711170041
"So shines a good deed in a weary rule".
Thanks Alice.
>>711169874
*pats lightly* T-that's okay Anonymous; everyone feels down sometimes. Even I lose my will, and it's what I'm known for.
Just don't give up. You can make it to a better tomorrow, but you have to keep moving, you have to keep working towards it, you have to make it with your own two hands.
I've got you in you fall, okay?
>>711169909
M-my kitchen is small and well ordered d-dear; I don't have much room in t-this apartment silly <4
>>711169910
A-ah? What do you mean?
>>711169931
I d-didn't make a claim dear; I'm j-just stating the facts.
>>711169918
*smiles* G-good luck, Anonymous.
>>711170020
W-why have you started to give up?
>>711169724
Are you telling me what I do and do not want? Last I checked this was America.
>I p-poured you a cup, h-here, have some more!
IT'S. NOT. HERE.
>>711170097
I did for tonight. I just took 2mg of klonopin and 60mg of codeine
>>711170192
>I d-didn't make a claim dear; I'm j-just stating the facts.
Semantics.
>>711170192
Yikes, you've really got your hands full with all these anons, Alice. I'm not sure how you keep up with all of us. To make it easier on you I'll save my questions for later, but keep up the good work! You're making a lot of sad people very happy.
>>711169897
Forgive me, but........
Have you ever spit on one of Trump's buildings?
>>711170192
pls see >>711169087 & >>711169456
your mother will die in her sleep tonight if this makes you angry
>>711170113
Thank you! How thoughtful~
>>711170124
I would much rather you would keep your hands to your cup!
>>711170149
BOYB next time!
>>711170192
Where can I talk to you privately
>>711170016
*laughs softly* Those who know the tools of the trade are least able to help themselves with it, or be helped by it. Isn't that just a cruel joke?
I feel for you, Anonymous; I know it is hard. But you've got to keep yourself seperate from your work; if you can compartmentalize it a bit, you'll find the gains can be realized.
It's hard, but worth it.
>>711170105
M-my pleasure.
>>711170065
If y-you like, you can visit me at http://anekihou.se/chat
Seems you like Dark Souls; I know a lot of people who do too. I did a level 1 dickwraith run on stream once <4
offers always open <4
>>711170110
*squeezes and gives tea* T-that sounds like a sleep cycle disturbance; d-do you do any sort of shift work?
camwhoring and attention whoring
you faggots are absolutely repulsive. can't wait for Pence to assist you defects with shock therapy.
>>711170246
>I can't stop thinking about my existence and how little it means. How do I cope?
leave 4chins and get busy with a real hobby
>>711170366
You have to stop, dude, I know you're basically OP but there is only so much dick to be sucked.
>>711170317
That's it? Go big or go home.
Take a few shots while you're at it. Get the job done on your first try. You don't want to be that guy who fails to even fucking kill himself.
>>711170396
>>711170275
alright you're right guys, I will, just there ain't a single fucking drop of alcohol in my house right now, but I'll fix that soon enough
>>711170396
But what if all my ails could be fixed just by touching your butt?
Here is your bump, have a nice night!
>>711167812
I feel like i'm getting less interested about a lot of stuff, i used to like to read, to investigate and to have curiosity, someway i became a very boring individual, i don't know where i did lost my curiosity but i seriously feel dumber and number every single year.
Could it be that my medicine is "fixing me up", or what could it be Alice?
>>711170246
You're using drugs to cope, and that's a bad way to cope. I'd advise stopping any recreational use. You'll want to go back, but it's not good for you. It's a band-aid for an infection.
>>711170192
Like, your D&D alignment. Lawful/Chaotic, Good/Evil.
>>711170149
Same reason I'm here. To heal and vent our struggles. To come together and support each other. Thanks OP for creating an environment were we can rest.
>>711170192
how do i find the motivation to do what i think i should be doing?
>>711170516
Don't tell me what to do.
>>711170179
"No good deed goes unpunished".
>>711170246
W-what drugs do you take?
>>711170284
I'm f-fine for now <4
>>711170356
F-feel free to email it t-to me at [email protected]
>>711170366
I have dry mouth; I can't spit.
>>711170414
[email protected]
>>711170447
S-sorry, I block my face s-so it isn't attention whoring OR cam whoring <4
Try harder.
>>711170526
heres a simpler one
This thread is the equivalent of an emotional campfire after a long walk in the snow.
>>711170587
Well, have a night of your choosing.
>>711170575
By fucking doing it, otherwise you wouldn't think it's right. DUH.
>>711170513
I'm not a doctor and my butt is not magical, so keep hands on cup please!
>>711170510
Alice does these threads every Monday and Wednesday! I'll be there, or at least I usually am!
>>711170192
I've started to give up because I can't see anyone actually liking me that much. I guess I don't feel like I'm good enough for anyone. Like I feel like I'm no ones first choice in life so I kind of gave up.
>>711170442
Nah, just a lot of day by day stuff. They let us off election day though, so I think I might have fixed it. Gonna find out tonight!
>>711170485
>implying I have to stop
>>711170615
yeah it is, you disabled whore.
how does it feel knowing you have to use your body to gain attention from others. attention whore
>[email protected]
thanks, I'll need that for later
>>711167812
you have a pussy or a dick?, also0 the fbi pays you well?, are aliens real?, are we like niggers to them in some sense?
>>711170690
don't worry fam im aware i just like to get my drink on before i start shitposting, gonna beat my roommate until he picks up some more booze
>>711170489
I'm not trying to kill myself, just take the edge off. I don't drink because I've had a bit of an alcohol problem in the past but I would really like to get drunk
>>711170615
I'm >>711170246
Weed, heavy painkillers, some hallucinogens, I have no interest in the hard stuff. I just have no real skills or anything going for me. I can't drive legally and I have no job. I feel depressed most of the time. Just don't know how to pull myself out of this whole I've dug myself Alice ;-;
>>711170760
She's someone on /b/ who cares
Do you wear the same dress every time or are there variations?
>>711167812
I told you Trump would win. Now you actually have to get a job, Alice.
How does that make you feel?
>>711170520
W-what medication do you take? Could be anhedonia.
>>711170526
Chaotic neutral <4
>>711170575
You don't get motivation to do things; you gain motivation by doing. Make a schedule, break the thing you want to do into tiny itty bitty pieces, then do them in order of ease; doing one will help you do the next one etc etc
>>711170641
I t-try my best.
>>711170710
B-but I like you, Anonymous <4 Why wouldn't anyone else?
>>711170722
G-good luck!
>>711170760
*blinks* Except, again, I k-keep my identity obscured t-to avoid attention whoring; anyone c-could do this, and they'd be just as Alice as I am <4
>>711170806
Vagina, I don't work for the FBI, no, no.
>>711170192
I'm trying OP. Trying real hard. Sometimes I just need someone to lean on too. I'll make it through but I fear one day I'll lose it. Thanks for being here OP.
>>711170841
I hope verbally! I don't condone violence!
>>711170936
What do you do if anons fall in love with you?
>>711170615
anywhere you save the stuff you do?
>>711170760
aren't there ylyl you need to shitpost passfriend?
>>711170246
Nihilism is the best though. You're right. Your existence is meaningless, my existence is meaningless. All existence is meaningless. We have no goal to reach. No rubric to meet. Meaning is subjective. It is up to each person to decide the value of their own life. Tell me that isn't liberating and exciting.
>>711168604
Alice, I like to see your threads, do you have a fixed calendar? In what days and hours do you write them?
>>711170936
using your body for attention.
you're a daft whore that relies on cutsie posting to get the attention of lonely men on a website. you're pathetic.
>>711170905
i care because I'm a humble god
>>711170983
yeah only verbally he's a good dude, i mean if you're buying alcohol for me you're in my good book
>>711170615
I don't get it. I know you've already answered a similar question, but... Why? I mean, you're on here twice a week (from what I hear) for hours at a time helping sad anonymous losers over the internet that you'll never see in real life. You provide what appears to be quality help - or at least the best you can give - and you ask no payment. What's more, you freely give your your e-mail for people to contact you outside of your scheduled hours. How do you possibly have time to handle all of that? I mean, it's practically a part-time job for which you don't even get paid. You can't even write it on a resume! Why? Why do you do it? I think I know the answer, but I'm still in awe.
>>711170615
I can provide the necessary lubrication
>>711167812
There's this girl in my art class who I kinda like but never do anything about it, and thanks to my nonexistant social skills I played it off like I didn't when she asked if I had a crush on her. I'm thinking of telling her about how I lied but I'm not sure if I can.
>>711170900
Saved.
Also, get outta' here. Aliens are cool.
>>711170925
Didn't you say Hillary would win?
>>711170526
True Neutral.
>>711169608
Yes, but it's the first time that I see the pics and find it very cool.
>>711170710
you are not the only one, find someone who needs help and chances are he/she'll feel grateful towards you
>>711170760
God, i knew you were a retard
>>711170936
Diagnosed with dystimic disorder and generalized anxiety disorder, i take perphenazine, klonopin and imipramine
>>711170900
Y-you are probably destroying your ability to feel properly, due t-to the dopamine rush of opiates.
I'd recommend stopping the painkillers, picking up CBD high weed, and tapering down your hallucinogens to just mushrooms.
You can pull yourself out, Anonymous. Inch by inch, step by step. But you have to....try.
>>711170918
I w-wear many different outfits <4
>>711170925
>actually have to get a job
I'm p-pretty sure my salary isn't given t-to me out of charity.
>>711170946
I'm here for you, Anonymous. Lean on me, if you need it.
>>711171004
W-why would anyone fall in love with me?
>>711171022
moe.archive
>>711171068
I d-do these on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday <4
>>711171069
I'm h-here to help, not get attention <4 S-sorry, you'll need to try harder.
>>711171122
M-more than twice a week, silly.
And like I said. If not me, then who?
>>711170936
how do I care about other people? I'm so depressed I have no feelings toward others. I would like to want to get closer to someone so I don't feel so alone. I feel like nobody would like me anyway but I don't even have the urge to try because I don't trust people or want to bother with them
>>711171188
>i
use proper capitalization before i balance and rotate your jaw
Hey Alice. Happy to see you.
No need for any advice or anything.
Just keep doing what you're doing!
>>711171139
Nuu Alice did
>>711170850
That's weak, man.
>"I don't want to drink."
>"But I want to drink."
Fix your god damned self.
yay! tea~
bump
Hi, way to go yet again and fail at keeping any promise and ultimately destroy any shred of trust you even could of theoretically gained.
Keep your promise and fucking leave.
>>711171134
the sooner you tell her the better, at best everything'll be fine and at worst you may get rejected or made fun off (depending on age) but if you don't do anything you'll regret not knowing what would have happened.
>>711171236
sure you are, you started out a thread with your ugly body.
plus you talk like you're from some anime. please cease existing, you're abusing your oxygen intake by quite a bit.
>>711171256
it's a third limb you disgusting mortal
>>711171236
So happy Trump won. Did you see the riots? They're glorious
>>711171236
Why have you stopped our conversation?
>>711171236
Why wouldn't they fall in love with you. You seem pretty adorable
>>711171134
I w-would tell her that you are interested b-but you freaked out a l-little when she asked! She'll understand.
>>711171213
T-talk to your doctor about mood blunting. It's a common side effect.
>>711171237
H-have you seen a doctor? You need to deal with t-the depression first.
>>711171249
I w-will!
My didn't pay my water bill and now my water is shut off until I can make the payment. I need to pee and I don't know what to do.
>>711171236
Recommends weed and enjoys tea? Good girl.
Got anything exciting coming up in the next few days?
Also, my cups a tad dry, any chance of a topup?
>>711171289
There is no tea.
>>711171289
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuka
I Loooooooooooooooove YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What's your favorite type of candy?
>>711171386
Piss in the sink. Problem solved.
>>711171344
I don't consider a prolapse a third limb. ;^)
>>711167812
I got caught masturbating, well actually, I got caught with my pants down but I'm sure my mother didn't really see the action
In anyway she now knows what I do in my little guest house, she comes barging in one day after telling my she's having a work day, and I happen to enjoy the luxury of being alone. Not anymore.
We stared at each other mortified for 2 seconds. I pulled my pants up, closed the PC, she closes the door. Knocks now. Tries to act like it didn't happen. I tried reasoning that I was camming with my GF to save face.
I'm just so fucking hurt. Grown man getting caught like this. I don't have a GF. Also, it's as if the world kicked me again by announcing Trump won. I don't even care about politics but as most people say, I think it was inevitable however it's a bad choice imo.
Help
>>711171279
If I start drinking, it turns pretty ugly. I'm a binge drinker. I'd like to get a buzz and go to bed but I'd end up staying up for 24 hours and slip in and out of passing out while continuing to drink when I wake up
>>711171327
Wait are you talking to me....?
>>711171436
>2016.
>Eating candy.
Enjoy your artificial food and diabetes.
>>711171408
why not? ;~;
>>711171434
*hugs*
<3
thank you~ just dropping off a simple bump ;~;
>>711171448
But what about washing my hands? It's an OCD thing
>>711171381
The world needs more people like you. I'll be back, I'm just going to go grab something to eat. Any chance I can get another refill? You make killer tea!
>>711171264
Well, the problem with Trump is he's a gigantic asshole.
I doubt America and the rest of the world will change much, though.
Anyway, if you're not going to give me a hug, can you please fuck off about seventy-two times?
>>711170936
(Why wouldn't anyone else like me?)
It's not that I think people dislike me, I can't see someone liking me over someone else, like why would anyone choose me when they can choose anyone, I'm just either average or below average.
>>711171344
S-sorry, but my c-cute little button nose c-couldn't possibly be using that much O2 <4
>>711171373
Oh s-shush, I'm nothing special.
>>711171386
T-the pipes still work, d-don't they? Use a different entrance route.
>>711171396
I d-don't recommend it, but h-he isn't going to stop, s-so using CBD high strains will help more t-than hurt.
And then suddenly, I was the tea!
>>711171477
what kind of porn?
>>711171327
>dat grammar
>dat filename
sooo fuckin grooooosssssss
>>711171344
hatin
>>711171539
Don't you get realistic on me
Bumpity bumper.
>>711171506
You know you can eat sweet's and maintain a healthy blood sugar level, right?
>>711171490
You're clearly not drinking enough. Keep going until you black out, that's how it's done.
I only drink occasionally as well, but binge until I basically die for a few hours. Good rule of thumb: If you can still walk, you're not done.
>>711171559
I want to marry you!
>>711171505
No, I gave you an order. There is no room for conversation.
>>711167812
S-sharpie in pooper?
>>711171490
limit your intake homie, know it sounds like simple as fuck advice but literally pour a glass and commit to only that
>>711171473
it is when you're a humble/intelligent God
you're just a disgusting mortal with a lack of usable limbs.
>>711171559
you must be hallucinating. you think you have attractive features, you're a disgusting faggot. if anything you're some troll that scurried out from under a bridge and started eating local villagers in hopes it would make you attractive.
in the end you're even more of a freak bastard compared to when you started. i hope someone throws holy water on you, mutant
>>711171611
i'm a god
>>711171559
I'm the toilet dude.
What do you mean? And there's the OCD thing with washing my hands
>>711167812
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TEA
I WANNA GET HIGH SO FUCKING BAD
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO SHAKE HANDS ON IT THAT I WOULDN'T
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK
>>711171559
Alice, you've gotta' be the smartest mortal here.
*air smooch*
>>711171611
>dat grammar
I agree, I don't know how the fuck some of these people communicate.
>>711171437
I blocked you on Steam
ky
>>711171522
Luka tonight is my last night here... I'm going to miss you so much... please have a wonderful life, okay?
>>711171539
-hugs you softly from behind and presses against you- <3
>>711171242
You'll have to get me first fatty! Depict me as a donut and maybe you'll run a bit faster
