This bitch is like 1 mile away from me, might be able to fuck. Tell me what to say. If dubs, I'll say no matter what it is. If not, I'll just say what I think will get me laid
>>712125887
'I went back in time fucked your mom came deep inside her, and now im back here in the present, and youve finally matured. You are my seed, let me retrive it through penal means.'
>>712125887
Anal?
>>712126063
this
Are you interested in hate fucking my ass?
>>712126221
reroll
I lick cats
>>712125887
Btw, your name is super beautiful. Don't normally see names like that
I'm shy
>>712126690
Rollin
>>712126567
Isn't that the fucking planet goku went to after namek blew up?
"Not gonna lie to you. I'm really attracted to ya"
>>712125887
you have a thing for zero? i'll put it in your hole bb
>>712125887
Whats your view on pedophilia
Nothing to see here folks, OP turned out to be a massive faggot.
>>712126744
Winrar
>>712125887
show us your face zero
>>712125887
"I don't know much about digging holes, though. I'm better at filling them. Want me to show you?"
>>712126744
Waiting for response
-OP
>>712126937
>>712127301
Also, I'll do one of these when she replies, or a combination of the two
>>712127254
I'll show tinder profile pic if this thread turns into something
>>712127114
roll
>>712127114
/hebephilia/ correcting*
>>712127939
I suck so many dicks
-OP
>>712127939
post screenshots
>>712128070
holding breath.
Rawling
>>712127114
rollll
>>712126812
Yardrat
>>712125887
Reroll
Soooo, got a strapon? I've been really needing a good assfucking.
Rolling
Roll
I'd like to be srs now. I'm in the desert and I need some juice. I feel dry and lonely.. it's hot and hard.. it might gets into something soon. How about we meet before the Sunshine hits you and me?
>>712125887
>>712128266
Hasn't replied yet
bump
>>712128654
The fuck. Is that a trap?
I don't think she's gonna reply
>>712130546
RIP
>>712131333
Trips and tits, nice
>>712126690
>>712126744
>>712128690
what a shitty response, shoulda ignored it if you wanted to get laid
>>712131333
snap?
>>712125887
u wan sum fuk?
>>712132372
I know, but dubs
>>712125887
Zero from Holes, or Napoleon Dynamite?
Yeah, no, you're not getting laid.
Also, if dubs, "I'm fucking bored talking to you. Fuck off."
>>712132856
Think again
so when are we fuckn?
show tits
>>712133094
then how 'bout you let me fill your hole
>>712133194
this
>>712133270
THIS GUY GETS IT FFS
>>712133270
rollin. pick this if you wanna get laid op
>>712133270
Dubs
>>712133270
>>712133400
WINRAR
>>712133270
this seals the deal OP
Way ahead of you guys
>>712128319
Go away faggot
>>712133532
YOU FUCKING MOMO
>>712133532
atta boy, keep us updated, more snaps if you got em
>>712133532
>>712133747
I need responses
can i eat your bum like icecream?
hail satan!
would you be into the idea of peeing on me?
>>712133807
rolling
>>712133875
rolllllling
>>712133875
ROLL
would you be willing to let me eat your butthole out?
>>712133875
ROLL
>>712133875
rolllllll
>>712134006
So listen, I don't have much tinder game so fuck it... In a scale from 1 to 10 what are the chances you want to come over right now?
>>712133532
wanna come over and get some first hand experience ? i promise i'm no actual zero
can i come over and do butt stuff with you?
>>712134148
Id go with this tbh, get a straight forward answer, shes already decided if she wants to fuck you or not anyway now you are just waiting till you get an answer
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
Guys please stop trying to get dubs on such invasive comments.
Update: tinder says she like a mile away so I asked her what street she's on and I'm now waiting
i can show you how good i am at filling your hole ;) then you can lick mine clean
you know it's funny, the last girl I hooked up with also called me zero because she said that was the amount of minutes I lasted in bed
>>712134193
>er says she like a mile away so I aske
>>712134380
rall
>>712134380
kek
>>712133532
So you down? I'm broke, no ambition, but I'll smash like a broken gate in a hurricane.
>>712134380
get????????????
can i plz sniff ur butt hole and stroke myself off? thats my thing
hey ive got a request can you come over to my house like rn and recite to me the entire bee movie script?
>>712134455
got
>>712134380
this
>>712134500
goot
>>712134500
>>712134455
win win
>>712134500
nice fucking get mate
>>712134433
>>712134455
double winrar
>>712134490
reroll
>>712134380
>>712134433
>>712134455
>>712134500
Triple dubs, you have to do it
>>712133532
So, I'm looking for girl who will let me sit on her face and look good while I do it. 8ins fyi
>>712134455
Fuck, sent it anyways. Hope she takes it as a joke
anon don't do it
a real life girl and a chance at getting laid > appeasing random fuckheads on the internet
>>712134148
this man was sent by kek for you to get laid
>>712134578
OP don't be a faggot JUST DO IT
>>712134168
Rolling for this, keep the smooth train rolling OP
>>712134668
Sounds like somebody doesnt get laid regularly
>>712134668
You got the < backwards
>>712134490
rollllll
>>712134741
I don't, why else do I go on 4chan?
>>712134668
>Being this serious over a tinder cunt
>lol
>>712134756
<implying i cant green text
>>712134668
lmfao its the same damn thing, neither is productive.
Go shoot your load in some random slut
OR
stay at home and blow your load to some random slut online, neither is more productive than the other
>>712134724
That's a terrible line
>>712134668
Tryna live vicariously through OP? Virgin detected
>>712134274
>Id go with this tbh, get a straight forward answer, shes already decided if she wants to fuck you or not anyway now you are just waiting till you get an answer
Send greentxt
>>712134824
:^)<
She's pretty heavy also. But at least she isn't ugly
UPDATE OP?
>>712134741
>>712134756
>>712134819
>>712134841
>>712134884
I did it for the (you)s. Thank (you)
>>712134915
niggers cant even triforce :V
>>712134910
lmao this
>>712134974
^
^ ^
Am I doing it right???
>>712134910
rolling for this
>>712134974
Triforce is so 2000 late
Anybody can google how to triforce stop pretending like you're not a newfag you cock sucking newfag idiot
>>712135141
no do it sideways
>
>>
>
>>712134910
rerolling for this
>>712134910
THIS
I'll go for the straight forward approach when she replies
>>712134852
I would argue with you but I never got any matches when I had tinder to begin with so I guess I'll take your word for it
>>712135171
Ummm i AM an oldfag i was here for that banana meme...
>>712135264
yes youre an old fag.
Youre an outdated cock sucking fag
kill yourself faggot
>>712135264
wow, really? I have only heard tales about how it started, I never thought I would knew someone who saw the rise of the banana meme
ask her if you can stretch out her vagina and climb inside of it like a kangaroo baby
>>712134910
Send it!!
>>712135387
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>712135397
rolling for this.
>>712134841
>lmfao its the same damn thing, neither is productive.
>Go shoot your load in some random slut
>OR
>stay at home and blow your load to some random slut online, neither is more productive than the other
Actually the green text here is better.
Send greentext
>>712135522
dubby dubs
>>712135522
>>lmfao its the same damn thing, neither is productive.
>>Go shoot your load in some random slut
>>OR
>>stay at home and blow your load to some random slut online, neither is more productive than the other
>Actually the green text here is better.
>Send greentext
>>712135522
Oh shit
>>712134437
So you down? I'm broke, no ambition, but I'll smash dat muthafuccin like button bitch fr smh who up it's litt
>>712135555
double dubs, nice
>>712135555
Quads do it
>>712135522
lmao hope OP delivers
>>712135555
Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-QUADS
>>712134490
hahaha fuck yes
>>712135555
QUADS CHECKD
This is now a get thread
>>712135522
>>712135555
>>712135644
2 dubs 1 quads
YOU BETTER DELIVER OP
post update at least
>>712133532
stop being a fag and update
Sorry guys, OP here. About to get laid ttyl.
>>712135973
bs post screenshot
sorry guys, OP here. About to suck a bbc ttyl.
>>712135973
im OP and im about to get butt fucked by this hot trap with a feminininine penile gland
>>712135973
Where's the fucking proof you mongoloid?
ofc OP is gonna be a faggot and not update
What am I supposed to even say?
OOOOO CHAAVVVOOOOOOOO
>>712136101
>>712135973
These aren't me, what were all the dubs rolling for?
And he never posted the response
wanna smell my smegma?
say "would you be the rainbowdash to my neckbeard bae?"
Glad to see my opinions are respected around here
>>712135555
>>712135522
>>712134910
>>712135023
>>712135151
>>712136477
this
OP here, just came back from her place.
She had a dick, it's a no go
I wish I had as much luck as OP. You guys wanna help me get laid?
>>712136416
This one got dubs and quads. You have to deliver OP dont be a fag
>>712135522
>>712136766
go friend
>>712136703
fucking faggot, real men suck feminine penis
>>712136766
>I wish I had as much luck as OP. You guys wanna help me get laid?
DUBS!! Send this post to that skank
>>712136937
Kek, he tried
>>712136937
Kek all this time wasted for nothing
>>712136937
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
>>712136937
Thats not what the quads spoke
>>712136937
its ok, just wanted to fulfil my pig fetish.
>>712137070
roll
>>712136937
ZERO AS IN ZERO COMES IN YOU?
PLZPLZPLZPLZ SEND THIS
Good run mate ! Better luck next time
>>712137156
It's still salvageable
>>712136937
you retard, last message killed any chance you had. You came of as desperate, lame and a fucking loser
RIP
>>712137156
Roll
btw OP you fucked up whenyou asked what street shes on.
WHO CARES WHAT STREET SHES ON IF SHE DIDNT INVITE YOU OVER YOU DUMBFUCK
>>712137070
go faggit
so you're telling me theres a chance?
>>712136937
That's fine, who even wants to go out with a bitch who uses the Doggy snapchat filter to begin with? I bet you don't even like doggy style dumb jew
Let me guess, you like flirting around with tinder guys just to make them go blue balls and then you puss out the moment they ask you out? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU HAD A THING FOR ZERO AND THEN REJECT ME LIKE THAT!!! HOW DARE YOU
I fucking swear I will never forget this day, next time you have a friend calling you crying because some guy was a dutch and cheated on her I sincerely hope and pray it will be me!
Mark my words, from this day on I will be a fucking nightmare to girls I am done being the nice guy, just for once I tried to get out of my comfort zone and make a move and you pull this shit on me, you just doomed your whole genre lady, get this inside your brain
FEMALES FROM MY AREA, AND 60 MILES AROUND, ARE DOOMED!!
>>712137194
yep.
>>712136937
"Smh, i'd be doing you a favour"
>>712137156
roll. last chance
>>712137292
seeeeeeeeeeeeeend
>>712137156
ROLLL
>>712136937
well since you have a thing for zero, i can pick you up in 10 minutes
>>712137282
*match*
>hey we are close, whats your street and house number?
>this surely will not look creepy and beta at all
>only in OP's mind
Also roll for this just for the keks>>712137292
>>712137292
roll roll roll
>>712137354
rolln
>>712137292
just end your miserable tinder experience with this
>>712137156
reroll
>>712137292
do it OP SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP HAPPY
>>712137408
roll
>>712137311
>>712137311
Make it happen Op
>>712137292
GET???????????
>>712137444
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>712137292
What's wrong with the dutch? You douche.
>>712137292
pls dubs
>>712137444
TRIPS REDEMPTION TIME OP
>>712137292
go, dubs
>>712137444
WINRAR
my fucking god i woke up my neighbor hahahahaha
I just want you to take like 15 cans of tinned spaghetti and fist it all up my asshole. Just jam it right up on in there babe. Then I'm gonna jerk off while I shit that out all over your dads front carseat and leave.
>>712137292
RE nigger
>>712137292
oh god do
>>712136937
Hey what's my first and last name I forgot
Op gay thread ded
>>712137522
Winrar
>>712137354
This first then go with the virgin faggot speech if nothing works out. Dont cockblock yourself just yet anon
come over, i got ding dongs, ice cream, and ho-hos, i know you're hungry, you're fat, you're always hungry.
>>712137522
sausage roll
>>712137292
OPPP I AM BEGGING YOU IN MY KNES
>>712137444
trips
>>712137292
PLEASE MOOT, GUIDE MY POST AND MAKE IT DUBS
>>712137444
trips win
>>712137572
seconded. if that fails go with >>712137292
>>712136937
fukn lold irl
At least ask for more pics. Damnnnn
I love you
>>712137522
She's gonna love this
>>712137711
Dont do this
>>712133875
roll
>>712125887
. . . IT IS a battle which began nearly 120 years ago, at the moment when the Jew was granted citizen rights in the European States. The political emancipation of the Jews was the beginning of an attack of delirium. For thereby they were given full citizen rights and equality to a people which was much more clearly and definitely a race apart than all others, that has always formed and will form a State within the State. That did not happen perhaps at one blow, but it came about as things come about today and always do come about: first a little finger, then a second and a third, and so bit by bit until at last a people that in the eighteenth century still appeared completely alien had won equal citizen-rights with ourselves.
And it was precisely the same in the economic sphere. The vast process of the industrialization of the peoples meant the confluence of great masses of workmen in the towns. Thus great hordes of people arose, and these, more's the pity, were not properly dealt with by those whose moral duty it was to concern themselves for their welfare. Parallel with this was a gradual 'moneyfication' of the whole of the nation's labor-strength. 'Share-capital' was in the ascendant, and thus bit by bit the Stock Exchange came to control the whole national economy.
The directors of these institutions were, and are without exception, Jews. I say 'without exception,' for the few non-Jews who had a share in them are in the last resort nothing but screens, shop-window Christians, whom one needs in order, for the sake of the masses, to keep up the appearance that these institutions were after all founded as a natural outcome of the needs and the economic life of all peoples alike, and were not, as was the fact, institutions which correspond only with the essential characteristics of the Jewish people and are the outcome of those characteristics.
>>712137711
>>712137746
shut up faggot. dubs have spoken
>>712137655
SPEECH IF NOTHING WORKS OP, DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>>712137522
Then
>>712137711
Perfect.
>>712137768
look at this my man
>>712137808
Should I try to get nudes or just beta rant?
>>712137761
roll
>>712137918
do this faggot. trips trump all
>>712137655
>>712137444
>>712137918
>just got curved
>u guise think I can still get nudes?
Just do the rant before she unmatches you so we can laugh fag
>>712137918
Yes, get nudes with face. She has a really cute one.
>>712137918
beta rant
>>712137999
check'd and confirmed for trips supporting trips
I asked for her Snapchat. If she doesn't tell me, I'll rant
Also, 1/2 of my tinder pics. I'm ready for the roasts
>>712138152
waiting for the rant, also you look cool
8/8 would be your m8
>>712138152
come on kid, you look like shit with that hair
>>712138152
Lmfao never seen the movie but I know who. She's talking about, just send her your dick you'll get a real answer to. Fuck. Or. Move. On.
>>712138152
Then who the fuck is this?
>>712131333
>>712138152
I don't know. Little bit too skinny.
>>712138152
thast 2 trips you've ignored op, you deserve to be a virgin and are now coursed to become a wizard.
>>712137999
>>712138311
>coursed
Got a Brooklyn accent even in your typing.
>>712138275
115 feelsbad. Temp disqualified from military
>>712138311
yer a wezerd herry
>>712138311
>>712138387
fuckin kek
>>712138387
Kek
>>712138152
That fat bitch will eat you breakfast. Block her whale ass and keep swiping anon
>>712138483
/thread
>>712138152
nigger
The post everyone got trips for was for me to say I was going to pick her up. She already said no
>>712138589
Your hair is unimpressive and you look unsanitary.
>>712138589
Half nigger
>>712138425
which height?
Man, I weight more than the double
>>712138693
70"
>>712138589
I found the weeknd
>>712138721
That is really thin...
>>712138631
So, did she answer? Send a ss as soon as you send the rant, if you do nigga
>>712138654
Lol. Super Truther
>>712138152
kek you really do look like zero from holes
>>712138917
That's the sad thing. This niggas icebreaker, which is his solely redeeming factor, and he couldn't convert.
Shame on you little nigger.
>>712139371
Are you aware she is just going to accept your request but won't send you shit?
JUST SEND THE RANT
>>712139371
do you not understand you need to type exactly what we tell you too, the idea is there but your execution fucking sucks because you type whatever you want
>>712139449
stfu kid just let the guy do what he wants ffs
>>712139537
Rant is last resort. If I can't milk anything from her, I'll send rant and post
>>712139708
Give us snap if you send rant pls
>>712139768
Sure
>>712139708
Muh dubs demand satisfaction
>>712137522
>>712139708
theres no way you're getting anything. She didnt wanna come over so theres no chance she'll send you nudes
thread is gonna 404 pretty soon anyways
>>712139537
>I have literally not touched a girl in my whole life so the only glimpse of female interaction I could get is through OP, therefore I want him to say only sweet things
>>712139868
not true at all bro, according to beta posters logic and OP, when a girl rejects going out with you that means she is down to sending nudes of herself
OK bros, her very next reply determines if I send rant or not. She'll either tell me her Snapchat or deny me.
>>712140275
send rant
Sorry, no rant
>>712140393
>show gave me her snapchat!! We are so going to hook up!
She already thinks you are a retard, girls give out her snapchat as they give their IG, enjoy watching her stories going out with other guys, oh wait that will be even funnier then the rant
Good job op:)
>>712140393
Start a new thread in attempt for nudes, this ones about to max
>>712125887
"show me your butthole"
>>712140393
faggot she's not gonna send anything. she already knows you're a desperate fuccboi
If I have anything worth posting, I'll start a new thread with the last time screenshot I posted so that you'll know, then immediately bump with fresh content.
>>712140393
Yadira_babee
you dun goofed
>>712140996
lmfao literally just did the same thing
>>712140996
Look fucking stop. Let me get nudes first
>>712140996
hahahahha
>>712141086
you never had a chance
>>712141086
why are you begging here...
>>712141155
Already alerted her that her inbox was about to be flooded by creeps, she made it so friends only can.
>>712141325
And no Im not OP. just a good samaritan
>>712141325
fucking loser
>>712141325
too late she responded to me
i told her about the thread
goodluck op!
>>712141325
wow...and she didnt even question why. What a stupid land whale.
>>712141412
wasnt op who warned her, learn to read
>>712141377
>>712141412
Lol yes she questioned, just told her not to ask
>>712141361
*White knight*
>>712141559
"not wanting a innocent chick's inbox to get flooded by nude hungry neckbeards who have been lead on for 2 hours"
>>712141627
"White Knight"
>>712141767
"nude hungry neckbeard who have been lead on for 2 hours"
>OP has no game
>surprised if he ever fucks again
did you have to pay for it last time?
>>712141991
Was never a first time.
>>712141627
I bet you made dumb comments afterwards about how it sucks to have so many creeps online?
I legit wonder what goes through your mind when you white knight
>hey some weirdos will msg you!
>ok thx
>yeah fucking guys they don't know hot to treat a woman I just wanted to give you a heads up because you seem nice and a really interesting girl:)
>ok
White knight mind:
>hey some weirdos will msg you
>OMG thx!! How can I repay you?
>haha it's ok I am just the nice guy;)
>no please! Let me suck you, or at least allow me to be your girl friend? All guys want is sex but you are different, I think I love you
>>712142080
Nope, just told her that she was about to get a ton of messages from creeps and should probs turn off non-friend messages and said goodbye. She asked why she was going to get them and I said dont ask and goodbye.
I have a gf and give no shits about any of you seeing a random pair of tits but this girl definitely didnt deserve the inbox shit show she was about to receive.
>>712141086
Next time send the rant instead of being a cuck who clinges to the small chance some dumb bitch will changed her mind and suddenly decides to send you nudes when she turned you down over 3 times in the last 5 msgs
>>712142203
>bunch of creeps
still following the thread
>>712142203
Literally confirmed what I wrote
Nice job faggot, if what you say is 1% true post ss
>>712141086
OP i posted that image. I posted it because you had no chance. She had literally already totally turned you down.
You weren't gonna "beta" you way into her with "can i have your snap at least?"
I saved you from more cringe you defeatist skinny fuck :)
Any small chance I get, I run to /b to share. But I somehow always manage to fuck myself over. I'm only lurking from now on and I'm keeping my beta content to myself and whoever I'm making cringe.
>>712142386
as joe rogan would say
hes hurt, hes hurt
>>712142386
Lmao anyone who comes to /b/ gets fucked over and you are in the thread there to watch it go down, be careful and you MIGHT get praise, otherwise they are looking for any chance to exploit or rip you apart
>>712142386
because you dont fucking listen retard
