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Rekt?
>>768623748
>who the hell sell with $0.00!!?
>>768624038
story?
>>768623748
Yes, he rekt'd.
>>768624701
Mongolian union dude protesting the sale of coal mines.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320342/A-heated-press-conference-horrifying-moment-Mongolian-union-boss-sets-FIRE-protest.html
>>768623748
that pink mist...
I swear I've seen the exact same webms and gifs being posted in all rekt threads for the past month
>>768625336
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768625404
That faggot deserved to be attacked. Cat is a fucking hero.
>>768625508
dude chill.
...fag
>>768625508
I think 4chan is all fake, most of the threads are made by robots or programs to entice you to participate
>>768625508
Hey, let's sit down and play in the fucking parking lot!!! What could go wrong??
>>768625687
4chan threads are mostly fake
>>768624862
Kek did he talk shit??
>>768625789
Saw this already on the past 11 threads, /boring/
>>768624092
Shouldn't done. He's just a boy. Poor little feller
>>768625711
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrific-moment-three-children-run-8873773
>>768624913
After seeing that webm so many times I just now noticed there are people sitting on the front of the train
I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.
Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
>>768625896
>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrific-moment-three-children-run-8873773
20 SEP 2016<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>768624862
Seu buceta
>>768625950
fake, this response was posted probably 100 times by now.
>>768624092
orphaned in 2.5 seconds
>>768625950
water gets harder at the point of impact because the kinetic energy solidifies it
>>768625950
Yeah they should just go buy a gun, like how can that kill you? Its just like a big dive in!
>>768625336
Livestream your suicide then we'll have one more webm for these threads, you'll be a hero
>>768626091
>>768626084
robot-generated replies
>>768626116
no thanks, btw I already saw this webm on the other 200 threads you made
>>768626029
nice bot post
>>768626169
notice how the posting/replies stop like that? these threads are fake and gay
>>768626338
oooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddddddddddd
>>768625591
'tis but an old copypasta meme
But the first time I've seen it out in the wild . . .
>>768626326
no you're a bot
>>768624139
the one guy I was rooting for got fucking rekt at the end
>>768624816
Good hang time
>>768624139
God wanted that fucker dead
>>768625146
>white people can't dance
You guys are sick
Reported
>>768626157
And yet you're still here, look I understand
>It might be painful
>What if hell is real
>What if someone actually cares enough
You'll be asleep before you know it, there's no afterlife, and I'm pretty sure everyone hates you
>>768625841
no. he was trying to sell the man back his gun, which the boy originally stole
>>768624862
classic, poached for his ivory.
>>768626908
fuck you
>>768625591
>>768626553
fuck off newfags
Does anyone have that vid of the Indian or Arab 360 no scoping someone with a rock?
>>768624092
fucking slants drive like demons
>>768624189
push the world, it pushes back
>>768624708
Shitty chinese car crumples like a coke can
>>768624758
Did he die?
>>768626084
Only if you add corn starch to it first.
>>768625271
storytime
>>768625591
>being this new
Holy shit weew lad
>>768625404
i would have slapped the cat after
>>768626968
>>768626553
>>768627362
get fucked
>>768625518
lol really
>>768626084
Water is a non newtonian fluid thats why its like slamming into concrete you dolt.
>>768623748
That nigga exploded
>>768624139
That's why the bikes need to follow the rules of the road. They were smited for not signaling their intentions.
>>768627140
No, he still lives on as a democrat voter.
>>768625508
I've seen this copypasta at least 52 times before, I know I counted every single one, I have a photographic memory. I see it pasted everywhere by low life unoriginal fucking shit cunts such as yourself. And you know what, it isn't funny. I didn't even giggle. I didn't even smile a little bit. NOT EVEN A FUCKING LITTLE BIT. You could have got a psychologist to analyse my facial expressions and body language and they'd come up with fucking nothing. I am dead inside when I read your memes, and I have to listen to Evanescence to wake me up inside again. I had absolutely no emotion at the bottom of my soul, a part from disgust. I hate this meme bullshit, more than I hate that shitty doge meme. You're probably like "doge meme is so funny le wow xDDD". Fucking shitty meme copying faggot plebeian. How do you live with yourself? Being so mentally deficient that you are physically incapable of an single original thought, that you have to copy paste shitty internet memes? How sad. How pathetic. Why don't you kill yourself? If I were you, I'd honestly kill myself right now. Memes are an art. Memes take effort and artistic integrity to create, and you think you can just spam that stupid shit and pass it as a 'meme'. You don't know what MEMEING is. Every meme I've created is original, and actually funny, you don't know anything about harvesting memes. You're honestly a fucking deadset idiot, ruining the meme community for you own pathetic self indulgences. You seriously think this copypasta is funny? LOL you're a deadset fucking mentally deficient cunt.
>>768625457
SurvivorsGuilt.webm
>>768624708
Was the truck texting while driving? hmm...
>>768624816
was that 2 or 3 rotations?
>>768627362
niggas be havin' thangs
>>768626553
>>768625591
god is it summer already
>>768626028
500 conto
>>768625565
movie?
I keep coming to rekt threads in a vain hope that someone will post something new. Aaaand no.
CAN WE SOME SOME REKT DICKS IN HERE
>>768625508
You forgot to say backtrace. Always must backtrace.
>>768624038
Instant regert.
>>768625404
Lost!
>>768625645
Yup. You are pretty much faking the post about the fakery. Makes sense.
>>768627889
Truth
>>768625271
I will never not laugh at him launching that kid.
>>768627702
Newfag obvious
>>768624092
asian batman's origin story
>>768628199
think it was some movie about the belgian congo, or perhaps the real thing
>>768627443
This was in my hometown nigga we made it !!
>>768624816
>>768624816
Didn't stick the landing
>>768626908
kys.
Nigger gets cucked by neanderthal.
>>768624708
Thanks to the big red circle, I almost missed what was going on there.
>>768625027
>>768624862
story?
>>768624092
so there i was gonna get some ice cream because mommy taught me how to use the potty and i did, like a big boy. then all of a sudden BAM! mommy daddy brother and sister gone. i can still smell the rubber and taste my tears. fuck i wanted that ice cream
>>768624605
you still pay shipping and it's a Chinese knock off.
>>768630089
He probably just wanted to pop one in his teeth, I mean, wouldn't you?
>>768625457
nice to see its the woman getting killed instead of the bloke for once
>>768629869
>imgur.com/a/8E89cbQ
Thank me later!
WTF is up with China? Do they just not give a Fuck?
>>768625457
Hard to imagine he didn't kill himself soon after that. I mean his clumsy ass is the reason his wife tripped and got her head crushed.
>>768630089
Brazilian kid stole his gun, tries to sell it back to him. Vengeance ensures. Kid survived.
>>768628748
i always know its gonna happen and lol when it does
>>768627362
And they wonder why we don't want niggers in Starbucks and coffee shops.
>>768624038
How the hell did that happen
>>768630089
got muthafuckin shulk over here taking it too far
>>768630387
fuuuuck you
>>768623748
This guy actually survived, I'll see if I can find the article somewhere.
>>768626908
Fuck off
>>768624189
weed
>>768630089
It is fake
Turned into a brazilian meme
>>768627702
You fucking tard water is the QUINTESSENTIAL example of a NEWTONIAN fluid. Faggot.
>>768623748
splat
>>768628973
fuckin kekd
>>768626908
*Blocks your path*
>>768626968
severely underrated.
>>768626908
you got me
>>768625146
Negress: wrestling fake!
Nigger: I'll show u fake, bitch
>>768624038
'do a flip faggot'
>>768625271
What kind of a nigger chucks a baby; seriously, who does that!?
>>768624701
Nerve gas
>>768625146
Gets me every time.
>>768625457
She'll be okay, she just needs to walk it off
>>768625404
Attack on Soy
>>768624038
i instantly regretted it too lol
>>768624038
guy sets fire to hiself alphas jump straight in with locker room shenanigans dont even help him cunts
>>768637909
*he
>>768625950
I'm still surprised how many people don't understand basic physics. Let me make this shit simple since you fuckheads will never get it otherwise. You know how anything, if flung fast enough at you, can kill you? Well this is like that, except in reverse.
>>768626908
Done
>>768637949
Newfag detected.
>>768626338
me when i'm older
>>768625950
From a high-enough drop, hitting the water is *exactly like hitting concrete*. There will be no 'swimming to shore' with broken limbs. Most people who jump from the GGB die on impact. A very, very small number are 'lucky' to make it out alive.
NjkdZH8
>>768638462
This post pretty much sums up this whole thread
>>768625789
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
>I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
>You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
>Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
>But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
>You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>768624189
ah yes, the arab wishing well
>>768625146
story?
>>768626573
Same, and so quickly too
>>768638891
Nogs must dangle
>>768638886
>arab wishing well
you remember
>>768623748
It's fake. It's a simulated suicide for some medical school thing, I forget exactly what.
>>768627443
>ThorVisitsWakanda.webm
>>768625457
lul
>>768630089
>>768624862
Man: "How much is this revolver?"
Kid: "500 bucks."
Man: "At this age selling guns?"
Kid: "500 bucks."
Man: "I'm aware that this shit's mine".
Kid: "Yes, but I'll not give it to you!"
Man: "What?! You won't give it back to me?!"
BANG!
Man: "Cunt."
>>768626968
>>768639293
Thats where he jumped, how's that not clear?
>>768626968
you mean ovaries ayyyyy
>>768640142
exactly!! Thanks anon
>>768624038
the guy with the water bottle :D
>powerofchristcompelsyou.gif
>>768640516
>>768624038
>beat him with coat
>it actually spreads the flames
This is good shit.
>>768640746
>>768638891
>>768639534
And all the cowards who didn't lift a finger to help or kick his ass
>>768638327
Did her eye get poked or what happened?
>>768623748
https://youtu.be/UMixbHU5NpI
>>768626908
omg
>>768635786
classic Shuaiby
>>768625457
old ppl insist on j walking all the time
>>768626915
jesus christ. it takes some kinda fucking person to do that shit. drugs probably helped, wonder how much that fuck regretted that shit instantly
>>768624862
Smiled right up till the end.
>>768627443
Look at Thor literally assrape niggers all day. Shit is like popping cherries
>>768625789
part of me me empathizes cuz there are some kids ive thought about doing this to. other part of me thinks about if i was the dad and saw this happening the amount of rage id have and free license to stomp his head in
>>768623748
Cool. Haven't seen this one.
>>768625905
Guy on the left side got a blood shower.
>>768625508
>>768638742
What's the deal with this new meme?
>>768641445
off by one
>>768625508
Throwback copypasta. Nice!
>>768642246
>new
more like you're a newfag.
also yes im aware its bait.
kill yourself
>>768627889
Same thing at the end of the day, just a statistic.
>>768640877
>Be you
>7 year old girl
>Birthday! YAY! Pretty pink dress, all your parents and grandparents around. Good fucking day
>Level 100 Autist enters the fray
>Hulk slams your head into your delicious kek with the force of 10,000 collapsing stars, because God gifted retards with the unnatural strength to asphyxiate anything that can out think them.
An anecdotal incident. I used to live near woods, which were right behind the houses in a cul-de-sac. There was this particular redneck family who used to live there and they had a cousin, who was about one scoop of nuts too many, that regularly visited until one fateful day.
As I returned from a conquest of setting shit on fire in the woods and shooting pigeons with BB guns with my friend Miguel, I saw all three of the kids in the back, except the sister(omg she turned out to be fucking ridiculously hot and I fucking hate that they moved away before I could get at) was frantic as fuck, screaming, running around, calling for help. As I run up, there the cousin is, with his hands wrapped around the brothers neck while he is literally turning purple and clawing at this fucking MoMo. Holy shit, it is fucking surreal to see something as violent as that. Anyways, I try to pry his hands away and mfw his gorilla grip is like a fucking vice and this kid IS going to die in seconds.
Luckily the mother woke up and came outside, only to fucking spray this god damn mongoloid in the face with a hose, like some sort of dog that has pissed the carpet. Dear god that kid should have died.
>>768640847
damn nature, you scary
>>768642749
Life must honestly have character sheets like an RPG, there can be no mistaking it.
Literally, retards minimize their int or wis stats and that allows them to max out on str.
>>768642897
Dude, honestly it's probably what made me come to terms with mortality at such a young age.
>Knowing a kid and watching him die in front of you
>Not having any ability to stop the course of actions.
Haha God damn and that's not the only crazy ass story from my youth concerning a violent tardo-melardo
>>768625271
HE YEETED THE KID
>>768642897
I don't understand that picture. Who's saying what? I'm too lazy to hang freaks, so is it pepe saying that?
>>768626915
It's a shame we cannot deny medical care to these attention seekers. Let them bleed and die so other people in the ER who value their life can have a legitimate chance.
>>768625342
so fucking satisfying
>>768638327
I hate tards and wish they weren't alive as much as the next guy, but that's a pretty classic gag right there. No reason to get mad at him that time.
>>768643167
>I'm too lazy to hang freaks
go to bed Phil, you're drunk
>>768643266
https://youtu.be/7NkUOr1xAO8
>>768624139
>>768624092
>>768643354
Replied to the wrong image. Disregard this.
>>768638462
4chan: The Post
>>768643310
Na not my name. Still didn't answer my question.
>>768625146
> niggers gonna nig.webm
>>768643354
>>768643372
dedication
>>768640746
wow that goes on for a long time
>>768643472
hello newfag
>>768625146
even the other people are surprised
>>768625271
why
>>768627889
kek
>>768625404
based cat
>>768638185
Hah. No idea why she is flailing her arms at him.
>>768638266
HHAHA fucking lost
>>768625154
>heated
>>768643665
Hello retard. That image showed up a few days ago, it's newer than you. And it's stupid as fuck, and makes no sense.
>>768638266
Just fantastic
>>768638185
drink not spilled, fuck not given
>>768625154
>Your native name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4KPSobFTqU
>>768640847
awwww
>>768624708
I mean they didn't even bother making eye contact with the truck driver walking THAT close to his truck? FFS
>>768625638
So some countries outside the US don't give any fucks about passing buses on the passenger loading side?
>>768639686
lost
>>768638432
Not true. Most die from drowning.
Breaks a bunch of bones, but most survive the impact.
>>768624038
Quick fan the flames so the oxygen will stop the fire
>>768624189
Health teachers be like "weed kills"
>>768624862
He said "you're to pussy to use that"
>>768625404
Cats can sense when someone is possessed and act accordingly.
>>768627908
Not the person ur replying to, but where did you get the copy pasta?
>>768627128
I think it was actually a Bimmer. Doesnt matter what kind of car you have. A pickup truck is like a piece of paper compared to two cement trucks.
>>768640847
Spawn kill
>>768623748
fake
>>768625854
Newfag's only been around for 11 rekt threads. Everyone point and laugh
>>768625457
maybe that was his caretaker. not a biggie. he probably has Alzheimers, and the state will send him a new one, he'll never know.
>>768644803
Dude obviously the bus cut the truck off. A truck like that loaded with dirt there is no possible way it can stop in so short a distance.
Obviously this is why you leave room around you when you are driving but anyone who as driven in other countries knows traffic in north america and traffic in, say, india, is VERY different.
>>768626157
I saw you post 200 times about seeing the same shit 200 times faggot. We are the all seeing all dancing crap of the earth.
>>768625950
Effective troll is effective.
>>768624038
Self immolation is equivalent to a toddler throwing a temper tantrum.
>>768626127
Faggot-generated replies
>>768625404
BASED cat
>>768626368
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>768624816
>head on
>same side
>straight road
How did they not see each other?
>>768626908
>>768626968
I love it.
>>768624092
>>768637204
Is this your first time ever observing Chinese "people"?
>>768625336
>past month
Then you haven't been here long enough.
>>768624139
>Primo Victoria plays in background
>>768638462
Kek
Fucking lil bastard
>>768627937
Probably not. Not their fault the truck driver is a fucking idiot.
>>768640746
All the pretty lights....
>>768625638
lol fucking Asian drivers. It's such a disgusting joke that they're given licences when they come to Western countries.
>>768643225
This guy for president or some shit. He'd definitely have humanity's best interests at heart.
>>768627362
>>768624092
Fuck! So sad
Can't wait for self driving cars. Chinks can't drive for shit.
>>768628973
You can't say that just because all Asians turn into the Joker when they get behind the wheel.
>>768649563
Just reroute all of the Social Security funding to build the wall, liberals won't have money left!
MAGA
>>768638185
Can imagine that guy coming out from behind the bar and going, "Hey, just because a girl tries to assault you, it does not give you the right to protect yourself."
>>768642749
I got a funny line and an interesting anecdote. Well done, anon; good post.
>>768638462
That kid's a fucking cunt, but holy fuck how do you not see the turd on the floor? It's a dark object contrasted by a very bright background. I get that you're looking at the shelves, but for fucks sake look where you're going, too. Fuck I hate other shoppers.
>>768640609
Video is a little blurry, what got him?
>>768643167
Yes.
>>768625645
I thought of this a while back... Still visiting 4chan non the less :)
>>768638327
Lol I would've falcon punched that tard into the depths of hell where it came from
>>768626915
>>768643225
>>768641445
it's mental disorder at this point, not just "attention seek". there is no way to fix it either. IIRC "bipolar personality disorder" is one that can cause such crap.
>>768625950
Hur dhur water is concrete faggot..
There ive said it..
>>768624092
damn only that one kid survived wtf does he do now
>>768650940
>there is no way to fix it either.
Does this make drugs and therapy a waste of time and money?
>>768627969
my guess would be superior chinese quality brakes on quality truck
>>768651261
Did you not see the guy making the Chinese Batman post?
>Chinese Batman doesn't fight organised crime, because he's Chinese and the Triads have an awesome gambling racket
>Instead he just beats up shitty drivers in a hoarse voice
>>768626908
faggot
>>768651347
My guess would just be that Chinese people are fucking shit cunts and they literally cannot drive to save their lives. Everytime they get behind the wheel, they're a danger to themselves and everyone around them. Everytime they make a product, it's either of a poor standard of manufacture, or it's just plain old toxic. They are shit in ways that leave pretty much every other race on Earth completely baffled. Every-single-race.
>>768643282
yeah but candles are not always weak, some are strong as a fucking wooden stick. so the gag is OK if you prepare the whole thing, but yeah...
>>768650511
the other guy fell or something and got in front of him I think. but it's just a matter of time, at this speed ANYTHING kills you and it's a fucking public road where any debris can lay.
tl;dr: he would have died sooner or later.
>>768625565
>>768628199
>>768628982
seems legit material from a semi legit documentary
sounds promising
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa_Addio
>>768651334
Eeeeehhhh I mean you cannot just slaughter all of them... but yeah, there is no ultimate cure. They can pretty much suppress their 'habits' (some also hurt others, can get violent), but they usually get back to self harming. There is that VICE video on UK debt collectors, one guy also suffers from this.
Not trying to sound edgy here, it's fucking sad actually... just no cure. I mean guess if you have some fault in your brain, there is not much you can do to fix it...
>>768625508
if you were really a marine with all that nonsense you say you have you wouldn't bring that violence back to America have some pride and saying kiddo yea sure you're pathetic I hope 4chan makes you feel like you mean something because your pitiful
>>768626908
Fuck
>>768638185
definitley top 10 of most satisfying webms on the chin
>>768638579
looks like poor doggo tries to spit out the bad taste.
>>768650940
> Be me, work paramedic dispatch
> Take call from regular, a girl who self harms
> Polite, sweet sounding on the phone, never causes us problems
> She always does a number on herself, worst so far is cutting abdomen open and exposing intestines
> Tonight's an interesting one, she's put a nail into her foot
> I tell her help is on the way
> Usual spiel, get your meds, put away pets, unlock the door
> She says I can't do any of that
> Why not?
> I've hammered myself into the floor
> Bitch, your fucking fucked up
>>768652355
yea... schizophrenia can also cause such, I mean I am not a doc, I just find mental issues "interesting". I mean it's so weird. they have all these issues, yet we are still unsatisfied for being "normal", etc... ehh
>>768638706
never met a chinese with humour. rare thing to find. looks staged af though,
>>768626908
fag
>>768640847
gotta be the best piece of meat. we eat calf and lamb for a reason.
>>768623748
yeah it's clearly a ragdoll.
>>768623748
>hey nons, look here, a nice glitch!!!
>>768651560
don't underestimate them though. they will own us all within 20 years if things don't change
>>768626908
jhhh
>>768640746
Fireworks are illegal.
>i am the firework
