Celeb Thread Part Deux
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Celeb Thread Part Deux
you shouldnt start these threads with such a gross bitch in the OPP
You can stay under my umbrella.
>>713026072
I've seen worse
>>713026072
>>713026115
It's actually a smart way to open a thread, instant bumps.
>>713026332
Dat junk
>>713025476
Bitch is ugly af Jew
>>713026635
she's greek
>>713026688
Looks like a Jew
>>713026737
Kys anime nerd
>>713026495
at first glance I thought that was like a group of decoy look-alikes to throw off the paparazzi or something
Can you guess the celeb?
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba body slammed me onto m-my thanksgiving dinner last night after I t-told her the t-turkey seemed a little dry... Then she p-poured the whole b-bowl of cranberry sauce over my head, c-calling m-me the most ungrateful wretch in history... She s-s-says I-I'm not fit enough to eat a-at the table anymore and has condemned me to the floor t-to fight w-w-with the dogs for table scraps...
>>713026831
kekerino
>>713026899
It´s picachu
>>713026495
Why are her heals so red?
>>713026899
Huma Abedin
>>713026823
>on website founded on anime
>calls him anime nerd
>don't even like anime
Ok.
>>713026688
Half, and half regular white
>>713027128
I dont know man.
BOW BEFORE YOUR GODDESS
>>713027190
Fuck you bitch been here for months and you have an anime pic in your reaction folder you're a faggot anime fan kys hissssss hissssss
>>713026899
katy perry
>>713027364
Turn caps lock off or I will kick you out of thread. This is your warning.
>>713027364
pfft, gtfo.
>>713027653
so good in jeans
>>713027795
Or denim, as it's known in European
>>713025476
FUCKING BLACKED™
>>713027701
dakota is better
>>713027962
>>713027881
yea Dakota is better....jk. She is not.
>>713026302
gets me rockhard
>>713027701
Has she given head yet or nah? Whos the lucky chad i wonder
>>713028278
tbf, they both look really bad here.
is that makeup because of baggy eyes? do they do a lot of drugs?
i normally find them attractive too
>>713026899
You didn't even try to draw the abs
>>713028426
Ok then. But here you can clearly see that Elle is superior in look. I mean I'm not saying that Dakota is ugly. All I'm saying is she is inferior to Elle.
>>713026495
I could tongue that ass for days...
>>713028395
She is 18. What do you think? Ofc she has given head.
>>713026961
LOL HEREPES QUEEN
>>713028714
More of the junk.
>>713028946
gtfo cheese dick
>>713029081
HNNNG
>>713028801
What about sex? Is she still a virgin?
I seem to have lost my mommy, has anyone seen her?
>>713027442
>kys hissssss hissssss
>>713029111
he looks like a nice respectable guy, i hope they banged
You nigs have any celeb requests?
>>713029399
Pupina
Miranda Cosrgove
Christina Ricci
Emma Roberts
Alice Glass
Chloe Moretz
MEW
>>713029186
I would like to think she is virgin. But I'm not naive. I just wish it was me she had sex with. kek.
>>713029256
Thats a nice ass for a...how old is she here? Like 12 or 14?
>>713029555
>Chloe Moretz
>>713029555
Nice trips
>>713025476
Stallone dump incoming for the women. Sexist fucks only posting girl.
>>713029673
ikr
i have a big folder of her from a long time ago though. I would delete it but I started putting fridge meme images in there and I don't want to sort them out
Christina's hacked and tagged titties. Still not too bad.
>>713029760
The 6 girls who browse /b/ can make their own thread.
>>713027468
>>713029496
NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS
>>713029913
still fapworthy to me. I've been on a Ricci tear recently. I don't know why.
Those small delicious breast
>>713029673
>>713029842
I will fuck you up in real life
>>713030051
Funny, I don't seem to remember the gratuitous cock skot in Demoltion Man...
>>713028827
>>713026961
Then sh-she f-forced me to camp overnight at the Best Buy st-store because she wanted to save 500 buckaroos o-o-on a flat screen... I was almost trampled t-to death when they opened the d-doors... Shoving aside my wimpy b-body t-to pass, they p-pushed m-me d-down and I was trampled by at least one hundred on rushers before the attendants picked m-my cardboard flattened b-body up... Unfortunately I w-wasn't able to get the TV she wanted and endured 20 minutes of h-her fiercest curses after I hobbled h-home... She c-called m-me a g-good for nothing slime ball and told me n-not t-to come back home at all n-n-next year if I-I fail t-to get a-a bargain...
>>713030080
Why not? She's such a charming woman.
>tfw shaved balls today
>tfw no lewdbro to lick them for you
>>713030233
Good luck kiddo, I am a navy trained seal
>>713030302
Yea Selena.
>>713030286
My love of her goes way, way back. I never forgot about her. Always had a Ricci folder, but for some reason I've just been thinking about her, and fapping to her, a lot lately.
>>713030493
lovely
>>713030605
fuck yes
>>713030562
Her toes are like entirely pink compared to her feet.
>>713030615
Post some current shit. I want to see all those empowering tattoos
>>713030513
>>713030615
Stop fighting
needs moar nudity
>>713030819
Yea I guess. I don't know what you want me to say. Its creeping you out?
I wish I had a lewd bro to jerk off to Katy Perry with.
>>713030868
All of her tattoos are family related, but I wish she would knock it off.
>>713031066
whats it like having a dick folder?
>>713031104
gay
>>713025476
so much want due to similarity to someone I spaghetti'd in college
>>713030605
I go through phases like that too.
Have you seen her 7 minutes in heaven interview? She's so adorable in it.
>>713031104
That's not Katy perry you fool
>>713031118
Yeah mostly taking shots at her estranged father
>>713031158
this is the one thread that always exists. no matter how much you shit on it, there'll be another one in 30 minutes.
its like pissing into the ocean.
>>713031310
Yes it is.
>>713031099
Checked
>>713031400
Give in. Don't fight it. Also checked.
>>713031400
let the autist have his giggles. some get off on the celebrity pics and ....some get off on posting dick pics in celebrity threads.
>>713026495
between elle fanning and dakota fanning, i'd fuck em both
>>713031336
How do you figure?
>>713031170
The thing in the closet? Yes. A few months ago. It was very cute. I think that was the beginning of it.
I think what happened was, it finally dawned on me she's a mom now. So we'll never get to see pre-pregnancy Christina again and so I'm appreciating how she looked before. Also, I like how she isn't obsessed with talking about her kid and suddenly being a mom like some actresses.
>>713031513
my man. carmen was hot as fuck.
This is like the cutest thing I've ever seen.
>>713031613
The one on her leg leaves out her dad's initial.
She also has one about that road trip she took.
>noah cyrus doesn't have her own series on disney
what mandela universe is this?
>>713031744
yesss
>>713029946
Live by the sword, die by the sword. A true warrior until the end.
>>713031687
She's having a kid? Good for her.
>>713031567
So how would you fuck Dakota and how would you fuck Elle?
>>713027010
nice.
I get a lot of elle/dakota photos on here that i wouldn't get on various celeb forums.
>>713031513
WHO IS THIS??????????
>>713031936
You are welcome mate.
Eva Green
>>713031703
Not her
>>713032063
>literally the only thing good about those movies
>>713031891
She had one. I think he's like almost 2 now.
Post baby body pic
>>713032053
the daughter from the george lopez show I think
she's one hot slut
>>713032035
would lick that booty
>>713032311
Yea mate we did post it here >>713028904 but thx for your effort.
>>713031104
im here bro, lets cum for the queen
>>713032406
yeah thats who it is.
>>713032403
Damn I'm out of touch on this subject. She looks good though
>that shoulder strap falling off her slender shoulders
>that hair
>>713032035
fuck shes got an amazing ass
>>713032053
Masiela Lusha
>>713031801
That's too bad. I knew there was some bad blood, but not to that extent. Road trip? I'm also out of recent pics.
>>713032406
Thank you kind sir. You are a scholar, and a philanthropist.
>>713032533
Yeah. I wouldn't complain. I'm pretty sure she's got a nude again in the upcoming season of Z, the Amazon series. Don't ask me what that show is about though.
>>713032448
get that skank out of here.
>>713031099
It's weird. I haven't seen that in anyone else.
>>713032609
to*
>>713032496
Glad you're here. Katy always makes me so hard...love her.
>>713032403
all her scenes from Black snake moan always gave me such a hard on
>>713032666
Nice trips. Elle want my soul. I will gladly give it.
>>713032609
It sounds like you jumped ship before I did
>>713032675
she was hot, her mom was hot, and the cousin that replaced her was hot
>>713032920
nice
>>713032713
Would massage her feet and lick them if she wants to. I aint even a footfag.
>>713032725
me too bro, every time i see that body or smile i start leaking precum
>>713032920
Nice
>>713033033
I like to stroke my cock while I look at her sexy pics...especially with her music playing. The best way to fap.
Only way it could be better is with another lewd Katy anon jerking off with me ;)
>>713033031
so comfortable.
>>713032803
Maybe, I don't know. What does it mean?
>>713033031
I'd have to inspect them more. I don't know if she has a condition or what the deal is.
>>713033216
fuck those are some nice legs
>>713033191
hell yeah dude, feels so good
>>713033268
You are right. For science amirite?
>>713032675
>>713032920
this show was great fap material if you like latinas
>>713032920
she really was a hot mama, do you have one of those with the daughter showing off her lingerie in front of her dad and the boyfriend?
>>713033201
She did some road trip with her brother or some shit and then got a tattoo about it. IDK all the details
>>713033338
...it's a shop
>>713033456
Found a redditor
>>713033407
Yo that is one of my favorites set of her. You have got taste mate.
>>713033513
>pointing out a shop makes you a reddit
durr?
>>713033355
I find her sister repulsive but Elle is sometimes fascinating to look at. But I think she's a bit passive aggressive.
>>713033201
oh and the numbers signify the miles they drove
new thread
>>713033639
>>713033513
no, shooped pics arent very welcome in this thread. thats why someone always points it out.
>>713033636
Well as long as we agree on that Dakota is inferior to Elle.
>>713032223
I bet he's fucked her.
He's got quite the reputation.
>>713033363
hell yeah it was
