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>>713021591
i wish
hopefully one that looks like this
i doubt it but ill post anyway to keep myself optimistic.
What if i have one now?
>>713021964
Does it mean i will still have her in 2017?
>>713021964
you will have the same oor different in 2017 duh
>been on 3 dates this year
>doubt this is going to help
>>713021591
hope
Well, I'm desperate so why the fuck not
i have to try
>>713021591
Naw
>>713021591
please god
>>713021591
rollan
Roll
neat
i want mexican qt
k gracias se`nor
>>713021591
I hope my gf has a penis
>>713021591
but i don't want one. i'm enjoying being single
Aw hell yeah
I'm not even superstitious, just desperate.
I have to try :>
>>713021591
Finally
kkkkkoooooolllll
>implying that anyone would want me
>>713021591
Well fuck me
>>713021591
i'll have faith. i weant to believe
What if i get dubs?
>>713021591
cyka
But what if I don't want one.
>>713021591
to this thread and you will have a gf in 2017
>>713021591
wew
![729[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/E2b3hgW.gif "729[1].gif")
>>713021591
i need this
doubt it, but why not
I got her in my sights dont let me down /b/ magic
Pls
Well I guess I can get myself some pointless hope.
>>713021591
yeah, no
rolling
>>713021591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRm-bgIMQfQ
Well I guess I'd need a miracle so I might as well try this
What if I'm gay?
.
>>713021591
Pls
>>713021591
Pls
not happening
pls
Why the fuck not. Black friday discounts on gfs.
>>713021591
hopefully
>>713021591
100% true (for me). My "GF" and I will be together forever. (Married almost 20 years, 3 kids, really happy)
>>713021591
lol go fuck yourself
YEAH OK
>>713021591
reply
but im married... does that mean I will get a thing on the side or that my marriage will fail... or both?
>>713021591
Sure
Ye boi
Nothing else is working, why the fuck not?
>>713024946
Lol that's gay as fuck
>>713021591
BDfhdbehdkshbdd
Trying my luck, will provide nudes in due time it it worked, 57 weeks till you guys know wether it worked or not
why not
>>713021591
PRAISE KEK
Fuck it, worth a shot
>>713021591
dubs and it'll happen.
Ok thanks 4chan oracle
>>713021591
rolo
K
"It all started on a thread on /b/"
I just want a regular bang and something to occupy some time, who smells nice.
Cheers op
>tfw gay
Ok
I guess
Ty
I doubt it, but try it anyway
Sure.
>>713021591
We managed to make a fat man POTUS. Why not, right?
>>713021591
Highly unlikely, but can't hurt to post anyway
k den
>>713021591
hey look at that
Nigger
>>713021591
Well
Lel
p-please
here goes
well see 'bout that in 2017
>>713021591
go please
>>713021591
Only if she's 12
Just in case
lies buut.........
sure I'll take the bait
might as well.
nothing to lose
I HAVE MY CONCERNS
>>713021591
such cancer but I hope its true
>>713021591
Stranger things have happened.
Talk to some real girls
https://discord.gg/4xZkS8p
Join a call with grils pathetic /b/tards
yes
>>713023366
How big should it be, though?
>>713021591
Praise Kek
>>713021591
ok! reply!
I know I will.
Fayrouz
>>713021591
Cute chill redhead plz
why not?
For the love of god please
I don't believe you op
>>713021591
please
>>713021591
Need
>>713021591
I really don't want one though.
plz
>>713021591
>>GF GET
Pls
I didn't even think such a thing was possible
So lonely
as long as not over 16
Don't rely on threads, just make it happen.
>>713021591
Replied
>>713021591
what's the harm in trying
Eh, can't hurt
>>713029521
this.
>not bloody likey
>>713021591
Why not?
She better not be ugly
>>713021591
bet
>>713021591
Can't hurt to try.
>>713021591
Man I could go for a power-fuck right now
Please
Wow, no way!
>>713021591
pls
give qt gf
>>713021591
There's always hope
>>713021591
Worked with Trump, maybe it will work for my love life.
Hell yeah
>>713021591
hooray
>>713021591
pls
lol
>>713021591
If God couldn't help me, what you, a mere anon, do for me?
>>713021591
I wanna die
Please give me gf
>>713021591
roll
>>713021591
always a chance
>>713021591
please!!
Alright, Lord Kek, let's see what you can do.
>>713021591
lets a go amigo
yia boi
>>713021591
Where will i abduct her from?
Rollerino
yes pls
i hope this one really is true
>>713021591
momma needs a new a pair of shoes
wont hurt to reply
>>713021591
rip my love life
sure..........
Ok.
>>713021591
Give Me The Power.
ive been waiting for two years still hasnt happened i have a feeling these are fake
>>713021591
(you)'s guaranteed
Rolling
>>713021591
An ugly one with a pretty pussy please
worth a shot
Yeah why not
Not sure I want one.
>>713021591
worth a shot
>>713021591
I have a wife do I get a gf too
sure
Bet
:)
>>713021591
Chances are close to 0.
Worth a shot though.
>>713021591
would love to
>>713021591
noice
There is still a little hope for 2016
>>713023950
Are you retarded?
>>713021591
Pls
>>713021591
I'm gonna get her back and then unleash the force of a THOUSAND WINDS
sure thing, bub
Hopefully this one won't be a lying whore.
Please Lord Jesus and Lord Kek let it be true
I'm so lonely
>>713032156
They all are.... they all are
Ok. I need a gf badly. Wait, will she be qt at least?
>>713032250
That's the problem isn't it.
>>713021591
Yeah right. And Obama will return to power. Fuck off OP.
but i'm gay
pls
>>713021591
yay finally i can die not a virgin
>>713021591
coo coo kachoo
I want one so bad
I am also good looking but I'm homeless and girls don't want me because I have no job or home but I am aeriously a 9 outta 10 gq model type it's sucks ugh
>>713021591
Okay
>>713021591
god please
ogden
Brittany...
>>713032620
be a model then you unmotivated faggot
pls no beta
thanks op
>>713021591
That would be cool.
Let's go!
>>713021591
roll
>>713021591
LOL
>>713021591
Let's hope
Probably don't even need to reply for it to happen.
plz
>>713021591
reply established
>>713021591
Really?
roll
>>713021591
Ron Paul stand tall
if dubs, this thread is true and I'm rolling
pls
couldn't hurt
>>713021591
Please
k
K
>>713021591
Ok, sure....
Why not
>>713021591
roaldfajfds pls
pls
>>713021872
Since I'm an ever tolerant millennial who descended from the heavens to teach the preachings of our prophet Bernie Sanders I have no problem loving such a gender fluid and socially aware person like this.
>>713021591
Orly not if I can help it
i'm so alone
It's lit
>>713021591
no matter what ill have a trump president
even if they kill him Pence will burn all the gays
>>713021591
i have to...
lul
>>713021591
>>713021591
rollll
Fuck it
QUADS GET
If dubs ill remain a virgin till 40
ggg
we can only dream
>>713021591
Please
Only got one girl on my mind
I mean I've got nothing to lose
Lies
Married but hopeful anyway.
>>713021591
says who?
all i gotta do is reply? i need this man
>>713021591
double trouble
I've got a fuck buddy right now but I guess I wouldn't mind if we actually dated
>>713021591
pls
Roll
Nothing to lose
>>713021591
Roll
>>713021591
I have nothing to lose
>>713021591
I don't want a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!
- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8 "Womens' Day"
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing
I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.
>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
...and "gf" is an abbreviation for "GiFts".
>>713021591
i need a gf
Bless me dubs
rolling
>>713021591
I just want someone to fuck.
>>713021591
Let's do this fam
>>713021591
Roll
Can't hurt, maybe a girlfriend will help with depression
>>713021591
not even meme magic can give me a gf
K
Fuck it
>>713021591
yes
Pls
>>713021591
In god we trust
She best be asian damnit
Worth it
i mean...
Maybe
cant hurt lol
good deal
>>713021591
ghj
>>713021591
sure.
Oh please oh please all i want is her
>>713021591
ROLL
>>713021591
welp , i have nothing to lose
Pls I'm so lonely
What about a 2016? ;c
desperetness intensifyes
please
Alright
>>713021591
I don't believe it.
>>713021591
You're a liar
why noy
