Hai gais....what would you do if I was your roommate?
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Hai gais....what would you do if I was your roommate?
Pay for your half of the rent in exchange for oral and access to that ass. Slowly train you into a cock sleeve and cook
>>713112650
Exchange cum orally once a day. Depending on my mood, and how he looks (he should be smooth, young, feminine), i could sleep in his bed from time to time and tenderly penetrate her ass.
When i say "no" it would be no, when i'm horny he should be quick enough before i change my mind.
He should never question the girls i've fucked.
>>713112650
Ask him if he wants a doc recomendation for htat phimosis
>>713112650
not talk to you much
>>713112650
Kick you out cuz your a fag
>>713112650
leave and never talk to you again
Pretend we don't know each other
Turn 360 degrees and walk out.
Id make you clean, cook and service my cock daily. No homo
>>713113640
But you walk straight into his ass.
>>713112650
request a new roommate
>>713112935
This is really freakin hot...the idea of having my rent paid for in exchange for sexual favors plus becoming the one who cooks/cleans.
>>713113269
I like the idea of you sleeping in my bed and what you said. Im very smooth and feminine in all ways.
Get pissed at you for taking gay photos over my fucking bed! It's bad enough you forget to leave a sock on the door or something when your "study buddies" are over, now I gotta wash the gay off my sheets.
Move
>>713113797
Get naked and let's see you. If this was real, i would have my cock exposed in front of you, and you would be judged by the fact that it grows big, or stay flaccid.
Fuck you every day, buy you cute underwear, suck your cock, I'm pretty game as long as you're level with me
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>713112650
we could cuddle naked ? then suck a big cock together
You're gonna be first. Before that jerk who didn't give me extra foam in my macchiato.
>>713112650
evict you
>>713113712
So youre totally straight but would make me your little domestic slave? And service you thats so hot since youre not gay.
>>713113864
This is funny!
>>713114032
Mmm I would act so cute when you pulled your pants down it would certainly grow.
>>713114108
Would be totally level! Im trying to figure out actually if i should be upfront and honest or hide it. So as long as I was open about it youd buy me cute panties?
>>713113370
I second that.
Would you guys get pissed if I walked from our bathroom to my room in panties or naked and stuff?
>>713114530
yes i would be absolutely fucking FUMING
>>713114413
Would easily fuck that ass every night before going to bed.
>>713114530
our bathroom? MY bathroom and yes Id beat u with a baseball bat
>>713113297
lol'd
>>713114660
Would you just come see me in my room...like come lay with me and talk or? Just walk into my room everynight buck naked with cock out?
>>713114530
I'd be pissed in a good way.. I'd hatefuck your smooth ass. Mhmm
>>713114275
>ordering a macchiato
Nigger you're gayer that op
>>713113797
Would gladly doll you up more and slowly convert you. Cage on the cock most of the time. Keep you financially dependent. Only let you cum while I'm inside you (mouth or ass).
This is me btw >>713112935
>>713114894
Depends on the day. I might come in and tell you straight up that I want that ass. Or maybe we lay down, watch a movie, maybe I'll slowly convince you to touch my cock during the movie.
gais? im a girl but would let you try some of my stuff probably.. lol
I'd spoil you rotten as I treat you like my personal fuck toy. Buy you new stockings and panties and dresses. Put you in makeup and force you to cook and clean. You'd live rent free of course, but you would need to be ready for my cock any time, day or night.
>>713115102
You would omg...Like looking at me prance around naked, get pissed and just barge into my room and fuck me like a bitch?? My butt?
>>713115135
I like you :) Tell me to quit my job and just stay home so im even more dependent on you, keep me dolled up and girly 24/7 always
>>713115385
Aw really? Thanks, awesome. Im not sure how girls feel about me. Would love to dress up with your stuff and in front of you omg never done that
>>713114894
sure ill lay with you in your room
>>713115557
this is fucking gay but I'd fuck you, no condom, nut inside and lay there with my dick in you.
>>713115278
Yes!!! this!!! slowly convince me to touch your cock...Like you keep moving closer and trying to get yourself up against me, then keep asking me things about it and convince me to just feel it
I'd basically do what I do on any other day. I'd probably only wear my briefs around the house though.
Kick back on the couch and play videogames and see how long you could resist going for my fat cock.
>>713115557
I'd love a stay at home qt cock slave like you. Tell me you're also nerdy and pack your things
can't leave the thread for ten minutes.
>>713116007
That's interesting. I'm just wearing an old shorts, no underwear so you'll be able to see it getting bigger in my clothes. During the movie you might feel something hard being pushed against you.
>>713116016
What do you mean pack my things? Im very nerdy though. I play nothing but video games and read fantasy and love anime. I really nerdy glasses too like big frame ones like a hipster girl. I hate working this is what i want.
>>713116010
Thats how you usually are?Would love that, especically you just rocking only briefs, I could see your bulge really well. i would be shy but then come out of my room and ask if I could watch you play
Burn you at the stake. This is Pence country.
>>713116396
I meant pack your things as in move in. And thats perfect. I just want you looking sexy, available for sex, and playing video games. That's your life around me. Work on your apm and deepthroating skills. Got a contact?
>>713112650
call this nigga & problem solved
>>713116619
Commit Suicide.
>>713112650
Evict or beat the shit out of you daily until you mentally corrected yourself.
>>713116770
my nigga
>>713116619
sissygirlcasey@gmail k?
>>713115557
Yea, I'd put you on all fours, head down sideways so I can see your facial expression and hear your moans as I thrust into your ass. :)
>>713116887
>>713116888
gay cancer
>>713116888
This is so hot you want to see my face and all my expressions while youre pounding my ass and making me squeal and moan
>>713112650
DIE FAGGOT DIE
>>713116396
You don't have to be shy.
Just come hang out on the couch. You can sit on my left side so you can stare at the bulge trying to push it's way out the bottom of my briefs while I conquer whatever game I play.
It be fun to glance over and watch your mouth water while being so close to me... Hmm I wonder what you would do?
>>713112650
Move.
>>713117145
nigga you gayer than gay
>>713112650
Make sure you pay for your half, keep you naked faggot stuff in your room, and don't touch me. We'll be grand.
Also: Don't fuck anyone in the community areas. I keep my gutter skanks out of the bathroom, you keep your closeted "traps aren't gay" faggots out of there.
>>713112650
Kill you
>>713117439
that is actually pretty reasonable
>>713117145
You should pm me here too >>713116887
Hehe would you keep glancing to see what I was looking at? I would try to watch the game but my eyes would keep flying back down to your bulge as much as i could get away with it. Omg especially if it started to work its way out the side and i could see it a little bit.
Cut your dick off.
>>713117577
What happens when I catch you looking and it starts getting way too big to hide under that tiny piece of cloth?
I hate when my briefs get too tight and uncomfortable.
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>>713117848
I would ask you if you were getting a boner, youd kind of embarrassed say yeah you were lol, dicks are weird. I would laugh and say I know, and that i was flattered I did that to you. Then I would say I completely dont care and want you to be comfortable and if you need to just take the briefs off so it can be free.
>>713118097
Die.
Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size Catches thieves just like flies
Look out, here comes the Spiderman
Is he strong? Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread ? Take a look overhead
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman
In the chill of the night At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light He arrives just in time
Spiderman, Spiderman Friendly neighborhood, Spiderman
Wealth and fame, he ignores Action is his reward
Look out, here comes the Spiderman
Spiderman, Spiderman Friendly neighborhood, Spiderman
Wealth and fame, he ignores Action is his reward
To him, life's a great big bang up Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spiderman!
>>713117848
Pls email me baybay? I wanna see that cock heres my fempen
>>713118097
Fuck it, I'll chill out naked. It's more comfortable for me. I don't know if it's more comfortable for you though, having that big dick laying across my thigh pointing right at you.
I'd have to wonder what was going through your head, also what you'd be wearing?
>>713112650
I'd slot your throat in your sleep you fucking faggot
>>713118672
he'd be wearing a fucking straitjacket and you'd be wearing handcuffs fucking degenerate gay scum
>>713112650
Kill you.
Faggot.
>>713118870
Why don't I get the jacket? Fuck you nigger I've already got too many pairs of handcuffs.
>>713118942
asshole
>>713116396
i love that buldge
>>713118672
So you'd have to wonder like, why I was okay with that? Like that I must like it or something? I would most likely be wearing girls clothes but not overtly. Definitely some leggings and maybe a baggy t shirt or one of my girly tunic things. But you could see my painted toe nails, be bare foot. Maybe a little jewelery like my pretty rings.
you people gay af
>>713119242
Thank you!
Fuck it posting my kik: elvish_boy
>>713117577
yummy
>>713112650
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>>713112650
make you my mistress and worship you
>>713112650
Bully you because I'm an envious piece of shit and people like you should die.
>>713112650
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>>713116396
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>>713119517
>4chan filenames
at least ｔｒｙ to look authentic.
>>713119517
Elvish that's so nerdy I love it lol
>>713119797
those pics were posted in the last thread aswell
>>713120182
Hehe like that? I want to be an elf tho!
>>713120489
lol I do xD elfs are cute doe
>>713112650
>>713112650
Why is this thread posted all the fucking days? Stop.
>>713112650
If you are into weed i'd smoke with you and get high and then fuck your ass until i cum inside you on the weekends. Kinda like a regular saturday afternoon thing.
>>713121309
>>713121041
That sounds amazing. All i do is smoke weed its whats turned me into this...When i get high I just want to be a girl and play with cock. I would love our regular saturdays :)
>>713112650
id make you clean the house in a french maid outfit and answer the door for deliveries dressed the same ;P and after my gf would go home from a netflix and chill you'll have to clean my dick and ass every time ;)
>>713121665
Holy shit this is great. And on top of it you have a gf?! Thats so freakin hot. I would secretly serve you when she was not around to. I must admit the idea of being forced to answer the door like that is humiliating. But i like it.
>>713121546
Oh man when i'm high i get so horny and i just love the idea of getting high with a sissy boy and starting to have really hot sex. Like full on shouting and intense orgasms. I want to have a roommate like you so badly to satisfy this fantasy on a regular basis.
>>713112650
would make you my sissyboi, just suck my and my friends as we watch football, you can say only "woof"
>>713122365
Omg really?! You wanna have a sissy boy friend smoke buddy that you can mess around with mmm.Ya thats why I love the roommate thing because we live together :) That would be so hot I would yell as loud as I could, like fuck me in the ass, I love cock, Im a sissy boy, etc...
Move out
>>713122714
Yeah really! It is what i want so bad! I would be yelling shit like 'you little bitch' and 'take it!' while holding you down and pounding you. There could even be little bonus events like maybe i come home drunk from the club one night and i couldn't bag a girl to fuck. I'd smoke a bit and decide that since i couldn't get pussy at the club i'd use your pussy instead, and i would barge into your room while you are asleep and get force myself into your bed and basically wake you up to get drunk rape fucked by me until I finally blow my load inside you and pass out on top of you.
>>713122714
Can't be your room mate since I'm married, but I am looking for a friend/activity partner. Some guy I can go driving, hiking or just chill and play vidya with.
Dunno how I'd find out about your gurly sissy side or how you might try to seduce me, but at the end of the day I can't help but wonder what your ass-pussy would feel like around my cock and how different it may be from my wife's.
>>713121851
i know im full of great idea's . I'd love s secret sissy roommate ;)
>>713122714
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>>713121665
i smoke weed aswell :)
>>713123412
congratulations on shaving away your life
contrary to popular belief weed is harmful
>>713123256
Holy. Fucking. Shit. You are my perfect roommate. Like this fucking this exactly. Please please you have to message me somewhere do you want my kik or email?
>>713112650
Beat the shit out of you and lock you out of the house.
>>713112650
Depends, are you into mtf's?
>>713123533
>>713123550
could we add an extra person to this arrangement
>>713123782
Yes I am, are you?
>>713123893
Yes, check your kik for the bitch in the black dress, lol
>>713123550
omg your stunning , i need that sissy booty all over my cock, and ill make you cum so hard it will hit yourself in the face
>>713123550
Actually, do you have any preference how you'd reveal the sissy side to me here >>713123284 ?
Confess when we've both had a bit to drink or let me see some of your clothes/toys around your apartment?
>>713123867
Maybe.. what kind of person are we talking about here?
>>713112650
Force you to kill yourself for being a faggot. Also, sage.
>>713123867
>>713123550
The more slutty sissy mouth i have to work my cock the better. I'd love to have you choke and deepthroat on my fat dick for hours before i blow my load into your stomach after 6 hours of making out with my cock
>>713112650
tie you up and pound your tight boy pussy until it's filled to the brim with my cum
>READ
>THE
>FUCKING
>FILENAMES
>YOU
>FUCKING
>RETARDS
>>713112650
Stomp on the back of your fucking neck for being a faggot and then fuck you while you're still twitching
>>713124228
a slutty one
>>713124337
mm can i have fun with the others after
>>713112650
>>713113797
Thigh to ass ratio is fucked -your hips are narrow, making you look like a shapeless, unattractive lump. You hide most of your face in every shot, making me think you probably aren't very passable -or physically attractive, for that matter.
From this and other factors I can determine that you aren't a trap; you're just some average fag. Speaking as someone who willingly puts his dick into trap assholes, I wouldn't fuck you.
If you were my roommate, we probably wouldn't interact very much and the first time you flashed your flat ass or gross dick at me you'd find yourself without a place to stay.
>>713125127
>>713125302
Don't ask the question if you think you might not like the answer.
>>713124727
Yeah i like the idea of a second slut. We could smoke a bowl while I decide which one of you is going to eat my cum out of the other's ass first.. Like i'd pick you to help me hold him down and you'd watch as i'd dump a fat load of cum into his ass. Then I'd have you get in there and slurp it out.
>>713124727
Only if you clean me up after im done cumming. And even then i might not be done, i would have you sit on my cock so i can see your ass and sissy dick bounce before i cum inside you. Maybe i would feel generous and fuck you for an hour or two instead of 4 hours, that way you could have time to recover before i fuck you again later that night
you've got a body like a 2x4 and an ass like a frying pan
r8?
Will also add a picture of my ass
I would come into your room when you're sleeping and I would tie up your cock and balls. Then I would drag you out of bed by your balls on a long rope and drag your around till you beg me to stop. Then I would kick you in the balls till you are crying. After that I would jack you off until you are about to cum then stop and make you suck me off. After that I would make you bend over yourself and I would jack you off into your own mouth and make you gurgle it
>>713125463
id be glad to help and then i could clean your cock afterward
>>713125573
mhhmm will do
>>713125688
>>713114413
I would totally buy you cute panties :3
I love panties too
