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be honest, would you fuck a midget?

before anybody asks for sauce her name is Karina Lemos
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i wouldnt only because i have a small dick and having a midget make fun of it would be twice as hurtful as a normal sized person
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>>713135635
why do you even have to ask?

>>713135780
but anon, surely it would look larger compared to her tiny body
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I don't discriminate. I'm gonna be the bigger person in this situation and say I'd do it.
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Seeing as I'm a virgin in my 20s who's never had a girlfriend, I'll pretty much any girl who consents. I try not to have high standards
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>>713135635
Id rape her
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>>713135635
In every hole. Twice.
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>>713135635
Hell yeah of course, that one looks noice tho.
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If they have more or less the right proportions, why not.
>obligatory Jemma
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>>713137097
>bigger person
kek
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>>713135635
Bump for midget fuck

Would totally fuck a midget
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>>713135635
Yes.. Provided they're attractive and don't have the box head.
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>>713135635
Yes I would.
It's about to enjoy little things lifes gives you.
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http://www.pornodigital.com.br/ana-anao/ana-gostosa-karina-lemos-do-panico-na-band-caiu-na-net-video
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>>713135635
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slept with a chick who was a legal midget. but she just looked like a RL little girl with HUGE tits. 8/10 would smash again

To answer the question: Yes if she looks good
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>>713135635
HELL YES I would. It's the LEGAL way to live out the CP fantasy.
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>>713138822
>legal midget
>>713139547
midgets look nothing like children
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>>713139661
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I'm 6'3 and fucked a girl that was 4'10 for a bit, was alrite, that's about the shortest i've ever been with though
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>>713139661
Depends on the type of dwarfism.
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>>713139828
She said the same thing about your dick
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Id fuck an ugly one even
its one of those things you have to do before you die you know, fuck a midget hard
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>>713139869
and which type look like children? all the dwarfs I've seen have regular sized heads and torsos with shortened limbs, which tend to be fairly pudgy.
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>>713137097
mentally kek'd
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>>713137820
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>>713140082
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>>713135635
Is that actually a question? The obvious answer is hell yes.
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>>713140188
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>>713139909
damn, you jelly much son? i'm actually pretty hung
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>>713139661
she was 4'8''. that is under 4'10' which is a midget. We where both in high school and the same grade, but she was younger then me by couple months. really cute, wonder how she is now.

And as long as she does not have those turkey limbs that most midgets seem to get.
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>>713140127
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>>713135635
Probably the most attractive midget I've ever seen. She could give me a blowjob without even getting on her knees. God damn.
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>>713140265
>that is under 4'10' which is a midget
gonna need you to cite the actual law in question here
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>>713140232

cringe
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>>713135635
Fuck a midget? Fuck, i'd MARRY one. Always wanted to be with a midget. They make my cock hard.
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>>713140281
NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>713140044
Don't know off hand. But there's one where they're in proportion.
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Is midget genitalia normal sized or smaller than the average human?
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>>713140044
I have seen some like that and some who look a little more normal then others.
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this one's pretty nasty but I'd still fuck her
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>>713140374
read the thread
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>>713140428
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>>713135635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0rCUkeVMNU
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>>713139909
OOOOHHHH, That's SAVAGE !
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>>713135635
Fuck man, I've already fucked a greased up knothole on a tree.
This can't be any worse.
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>>713140483
all i see is "jemma"
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>>713138822
Pics or it didn't happen
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Best tits on a midget EVER. Jemma is a fucking Goddess.
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>>713140359
http://www.diffen.com/difference/Dwarf_vs_Midget

http://www.enkivillage.com/difference-between-dwarf-and-midget.html

Am i really defending my argument to you creeps RN. 4chan on a caturday
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>>713140691
jemma what
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>>713140642
ding ding ding

if that's not enough then lrn2image search
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I'm into role play I just fuck kids and pretend they're midgets. Not a lot of midgets in my area code they're pretty rare so I make do.
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>>713140600
FUCK OFF SPAMMING THIS SHIT.
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>>713140755
Jemma Kys
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>>713135635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRm-bgIMQfQ
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>>713140648
if i could get pics of my HS years and her, from 4 years back, i would.
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>>713140823
>>713140759
thanks cunts found it now
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>>713140727
midget is derogatory and dwarf is not. didn't have to click your link. what's your point? there is no legal definition for "midget", end of story.
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>>713140967
let me know if you need further spoon feeding in the future
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I would totally dig her Mithril
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>>713140557
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>>713135780
Not true. Midget genetalia are normal-sized.
Sorry to burst your pin-dick bubble.
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>>713135635
>be honest, would you fuck a midget?

There are some hot midgets in this thread I'd fuck. I had a chance to fuck a midget before, but I pussied out. The reason was, she was really really small, but pretty proportional so that she really looked like a little kid at first glance, she even wore stuff like Kid's Gap clothes sometimes. She was into it, but it was just too far for me to go, I was afraid I'd be seen as a pedophile, even though she was older than me.
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>>713140993
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>>713140361
cringe all you want, at least i don't feel the need to randomly talk about other dude's size on the internet, lol
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Are you fucking jokin ? have you ever tried to have a 69er with a midgit you need a neck like a fucking giraffe.
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>>713141030
I've always hated you
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>>713140993
i feel like you coming at me for no good reason. she was short. if shes not a midget i really dont care, but she was 4'8''.
have you not the best of luck with little people? its okay there different just like us.
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>>713141183
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ok
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>>713141296
no need to be salty
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>>713141345
not arguing that she wasn't short, just that there's no such thing as a "legal midget."
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>>713140082
Is that pubic hair sneaking out of the top of her bikini bottom? Never seen that from Karina.
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>>713135780
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>>713141643
could be
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yes why not?
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>>713141542
There's no "legal midget" but scientists typically define it is >4-10.
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>>713141542
But what for disability filing and for medical identification and diagnosis. she even said shes only as short as them, which i found funny.
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>>713141189
>cringe all you want, at least i don't feel the need to randomly talk about other dude's size on the internet, lol

No, just lie about your own. Unless you're ready to post a timestamped pic, your dick is as small as anyone on the internet say it is. Smaller in fact.
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>>713141845
>There's no "legal midget"
disability benefits are defined by law
people under 4'10" get disability benefits
midgets are defined in the law
stop talking out of your ass, fucktard
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>>713135635
Totally. I dig midgets.
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>>713139661
>midgets look nothing like children
The sad truth
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>>713140127
This bitch has awesoome tits. Would bang!
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>>713141030
might just be her proportions, but holy fuck her ass looks nice and her pussy looks phat af. i'd def bang her. please tell me she has some hardcore stuff out.
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Just never really been around one, probably no
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Asta Young
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>>713141440
I would empty the contents of my balls deep inside of her little midget pussy. I'd love to breed with this tiny goddess.
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>>713143337
>Asta Young
this is kinda how she looked like but taller may be.
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>>713135635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaXzT7bpQQ
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>>713143337
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I seen a few really short girls, and not trying to be asshole but midget is different. Maybe if she really wanted to fuck or something
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>>713139909
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I would wife Jemma.
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>>713135635
She would make my little pecker look Monstrous. Fuck yeah I would hit it.
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>>713135635
I would have to think about it a short while.
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>>713135635
i fucked a really short hunchback once then i facefucked her friend who was my best mates gf (short, fat ginger girl with a thing for rape): cocaine and E make for a interesting night.
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>>713139586
her big head gives it away, but she almost looks like your average tiny Asian.
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>>713140044
I think she probably just lied about her age and claimed she was a midget to him kek
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>>713140691
>>713140823

>those tits
>that fat pussy

I'd be tempted to creampie her. Holy shit
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>>713140993
Who says midget is derogatory? Oh, yeah sjw leftist cucktards who change the meaning of good words to bad so they can take the "moral highground" because you use the old word. we need to cut this shit out to #MAGA
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>>713145162
>derogatory
from what i know, they don't like the term midget. they prefer little people. out of respect to them i call them little people but in quick reference i still say dwarf or midget.

But if any thing, can Midget be the new "Fag" or "Gay"?
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>>713139828
Dickins.
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>>713145567
why does it keep doing that to certain words, this is the second time now and i never pressed a thing.
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>>713145567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADpsIb7vfs
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>>713135635
only in the ass.
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>>713143337
>>713143653
>>713143769
How does she avoid getting kidnapped? I look at these pictures and I just want to pick her up and throw her over my shoulder.
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>>713140374
NEWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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>>713137679

>Hasn't found anyone willing to bang yet

CLEaRLey YOU NE3D tO lOWER YoR fuKING StANDERDS U rETArd noT evERYoNE GEtS to BanG SUPerMODeLs!!!

But seriously though, I'm right there with you.
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>>713145567
Little people sounds derogatory to me. They don't lime midget because mass media constructs midget to be derogatory though it's not
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>>713145692
Because you touch yourself
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>>713146382
I just call the hot ones Fleshlights.
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>>713135635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_viD6aZnVI
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>>713140691
She must be tons of fun in bed
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>>713146382
you if you put an Orwelien twist to it. but should we not give them the respect they deserve, or at least half?


>>713146497
yes, that is true.
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>>713141137

What does the size of midget genitals have to do with it? If anything the fact that midget pussies are the same size as non-midget pussies would make a midget more likely to ridicule him for his tiny dick, which is exactly what he said he wanted to avoid.
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>>713135635
Faggots on this website jerk off to anything from gore to bestiality and you ask if anyone would fuck a midget that looks like that?
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>>713146692
>at least half
It'd be closer to 2/3 by mass.
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>>713141440
How i would bite those chubby tighs, eat that pussy and suck those tits like there is no tomorrow.
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>>713135635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJHHU8TWv7A
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>>713141440
First midget I would bang. Honestly. She's really hot...
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Pro tip

Never try to fuck off without paying your midget prostitute
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>>713135635

sure lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvj0rxhjpWA
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>>713147993
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I dont discriminate, if she was really pretty id even have a relationship with a midget hottie, im pretty sure they can have normal sized children too so no fear of genetics being completely fucked.
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Give a man a midget he'll squeal for a day,

TEACH a man to midget, he'll if you don't repost your mother will die.
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>>713148447
more
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>>713148003
But why tho
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>>713135635
yes
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>>713135780
Based
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No. I'd keep laughing cartman-style
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>>713148531
seconded
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>>713140906
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>>713149544
she aint meedjet
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>>713135635
Absolutely, but it'd have to be one without some of the normal characteristics. She would have to have a good face mainly- I'm speaking mostly that no bulbous forehead/ primate features would be allowed. If I met someone like Jemma Suicide who was hot as fuck and a midget, I'd even want to wife them.
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>>713149544
Imana need sauce on this.
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>>713149544
>>713150131
>>713150513
Odette Delacroix
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I'd fuck a wood pile if you told me there was a snake in it..

So yes, I would fuck a midget too
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>>713140691
Inverted nipples.
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>>713141416
This is not a midget, it's Kelly Clarkson.
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I fucked this one.
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>>713151881
Nice. post more /b/ro
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>>713152835
More
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>>713151881
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>>713140906
Why is your dick shaped like a J
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>>713148003
xD i fucking lost it so hard
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/b/ would fuck anything
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>>713141643
You must understand. Look at the sizde of her arms. She cannot physically reach her own taint, so she can't even trim her pubes on her own.
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>>713135635
>Karina Lemos

A) Fuck yes I would. Bucket list

2) Would ABSOLUTELY tap that Katrina on a regular basis

C) that tight pussy, her down there sucking on my nipples while I pound away, oh hell yes

4) all the wild positions
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>>713135635
I technically have fucked a midget. My first 3 girlfriends were gymnasts from the same gym and the tallest was 4'10 at age 20. Keep in mind, that was the tallest. The two others were shorter. I think one was 4'6 at 19.

When the body is normal sized but the legs are short, the sex was pretty normal. But the 4'6" girlfriend was normal proportions, just tinier. Perfect round tits with amazing little nipples. Sex with her was hard since her pussy was really small. She was pretty tough but she actually preferred it in the ass. Most of the time I got to be in her pussy, she had me stay still and got off on having her pussy stretched. The handful of times I got to really fuck her was so odd. Her pussy was only half the depth as I was long (I'm not small).

The girlfriend that was about 4'8 at 21 and was a fucking wildcat in bed. But her vag had been in use since she was 6 so she was really loose. She had the short, stumpy legs. I could go balls deep on this girl with 8 inches.
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>>713135635
I have fucked Bridget the Midget quite a few times when in Vegas while she was escorting. It was glorious. Wife still doesn't know.
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>>713147756

Goddman, I would fuck her mouth so deep my cock would come out of her cunt
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>>713155949
>But her vag had been in use since she was 6 so she was really loose.

Wait. WTF?
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>>713135635
Asshole Karina is my friend
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>>713156293
Good for you faggot did you fuck her ?
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>>713155949
>her vag had been in use since she was 6 s

bet she liked to call you daddy
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>>713135635

Doug Stanhope has a great bit about fucking a midget. says when he told people they would say "was......it......a........LADY midget?" His reply is funny as shit. Along the lines of "what the fuck do they think is so incredibel about fucking a midget that I would say "fuck it" do a dude. Oh, but he's a midget"

I don't do it justice. use the youtube.
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>>713135635
yea, but only if theyre really hot, like her or that suicide girl
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>>713157522

what the fuck am I thinking? This is probably stanhope's thread. he comes here.
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>>713135635
Of course... If they're that sexy
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>>713135635
I fucked a very small midget. It was freaky.
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>>713157975
story plz
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>>713135635
No. Midgets creep me out.
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>be honest, would you fuck a midget?

I'd let one fuck me. Do I get partial credit?
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>>713159697
she's the reason I went to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch
unfortunately she was not working that day
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>be honest, would you fuck a midget?
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>>713139586
This is the prettiest midget I've ever seen a photo of.
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>>713160436
I fucked her multiple times.
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>>713160436
did you still fuck another whore?
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>>713161442
yes
some asian chick
had her eat my ass
was a bit expensive bc the hbo series was fairly new at the time
would do again
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>>713161790
cool bro
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>>713138495
Jesus Christ, that ruined Kat Dennings for me
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Obviously
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>>713140188
She looks sexy in that stepping stool
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>>713162954
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>>713147820
AAAHHHH! That's too compact, It would feel like fucking a grey. The only thing she's missing is Smeagol eyes.
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>>713162954
moaarrr
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>>713135635
I already have fucked a midget. She wasn't as hot as the one in your pic but she was kinda cute. It was pretty fun.
>>713135780
Damn, anon, the feels...
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