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ylyl thread
>>713701573
>>713701573
Abandon thread
Hey Faggots,
My name is Chrome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, chunky, web browsers who spend every second of their session waiting for websites to load. You are everything bad on the internet. Honestly, have any of you ever started up in under 10 seconds? I mean, I guess it's fun adding all these extra add ons because of your browsers lack of features, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Netscape 3.0.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was voted fastest browser, and most downloaded software. What achievements have you reached, other than "crashing every time you try and play a Youtube video"? I get 5 stars, and have a banging fast client (She just offline browsed me; Shit was SO cached). You are all faggots who should just uninstall yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my client
>>713699963
>even the laws of physics are trying to hold the black man down
>fuckin whitey
>>713700066
I can't believe the media actually tried to make that cringe shit a meme
>Obama does something normal
>Biden does something slightly less normal that annoys Obama
>Obama says stop
>Joe doesn't
>CNN laughs
REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT , NO IMMUNITIES !!!!!!!
>>713702588
checked
>>713700066
leave
>>713702588
kunt
>>713701908
hi ..guess who
>>713702588
Here's your (you)...
>>713702588
Lame try, I got the immunity cat ^.^
>>713703404
that will never work m8
>>713703481
try me ;) also first you have to find me a mother, cuz... ya know... ;dd
>>713703404
>>713703481
>>713703521
samefag badtooth britbong
Your mother will have a peaceful sleep and wake up as normal, unless you reply to this post.
>mfw when never replied to any "reply or your __ will die" post and my mom and pets sleep well and are still alive
>>713701908
>She just offline browsed me
>Shit was SO cached
a soft kek
>>713703805
>mfw when
kys
>>713703607
anon is a faggot
>>713701908
lost
>>713702588
you're getting lazy
>>713702588
kwsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrererrrrrrrrr
>>713702588
chek
>>713704277
dubs of truth
>>713701908
It's funny cause chrome is ridiculously bloated and shitty
>>713700100
Lost
>>713699999
>>713703683
i'm thoroughly confused
>>713699997
kkkek
>>713705122
It's cool if you're not a big feldsparfag, I'm not either. I think we all know who the real MVP mineral is here amirite?
>>713699160
lost to title
>>713699963
fucking niggers, watching them feels like watching apes
>>713704821
I shat that log out.
>>713705412
Aren't humans still considered apes anyway? Or at least primates?
>>713705286
GTFO with your dumb rocks, Geofag.
>>713701573
why did i find this funny?
wtf i hate humor now
>>713705785
This is why I stopped playing Warcraft
>>713705785
>wine wolf
It's a vixen faggot
Also
>not naming it 23.jpg
>Instagram tier memes
>>713705581
sauce
>>713702588
nigger
>>713701910
Top kek
>>713702295
Your guy won, why so butthurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTW-ARkjhHg
>>713702588
fuck you
>>713702588
lost
>>713706421
fuck thats an ear
>>713702588
If I reply your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>713704972
No, its funny because its true
>>713706063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exeUpPlLS9Y
>>713707383
>Chrome: the superior browser for people who like to see 15 different chrome.exe applications running simultaneously
>>713705469
Must've been the most meaningful day of your life.
>>713706421
it took me ages to figure out what exactly that thing was. it looks like butts all over the place.
>>713699160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXPFSWQMdY
>>713699963
I did that once
>It hurt
>>713704800
It's not truth on December 1
>>713705785
Nice feet.
>>713702588
mannnn
>>713708323
Where is this from because this is my name
>>713708680
>thinks the shittiest memes on the thread are funny
>says zozzle
OP go be a faggot somewhere else
>>713708811
Sheffield. You're the worst DJ, you lanky faggot.
>>713708911
>implying those memes didn't make you zozzle AT LEAST once
>disliking zozzle
8/10 made me zozz
>>713702588
Wat
>>713700066
Daily reminder that biden diddles kiddies
>>713706421
I still can't figure out what the actual fuck this is.
>>713706421
Joe rogan can be kind of an asshole
>>713699920
Peppermint Dave
>>713699963
What is inertia?
>>713700212
whi i lost to this jesus christ wtf is wrong withme?
>>713709386
no, that's a republican thing
>>713705744
love these. i'm gonna miss both those guys...
>>713711279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
>>713706063
But Thats Wrong Faggot
>>713705406
these are less funny than the usual shit and that really is something
>>713711222
trips confirm, just a conservative thing in general
>>713702588
Shiiiiiiiiiieeeet
>>713709386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6mRZE5rPDM
>>713705286
>Bismuth
>Mineral
choose one
>>713702588
Atleast its not banana
>>713705551
was doing it like in 2009. Have big collection where i ask beatiful girls to send their pics and tell them im in arts college
>>713705581
>Rocks
>is bizmuth
you faglord
>>713700258
Lost
>>713711122
same >:(
>>713699920
fuck you,lost it
Saved
>>713702588
fug
>>713702588
jjkjkj
>>713711122
It's called autism
>>713702588
BAGINA
>>713703404
>>713705917
>>713703573
SAID NO IMMUNITIES YOU CUCKSUCKER
>>713700100
hahahahaa.
underated af post.
>>713714231
NO EZENECA, MONKEY WITH DIAPERS ARE SHIT SCUMS.
>>713711540
>>713711222
Would argue it's more of an establishment thing
>>713702588
>>713713344
kek
>>713701908
F unny as hell
>>713704972
Its funny cause my dick fell off
>>713711540
and a muslim thing.
also a jew thing.
also a very liberal thing.
what's your point faggot?
5 years from now you'll be howling about "pedophile rights" and explaining to us how they're "no different" and "Born that way."
kek.
kys
>>713705917
Ye nig
>>713710156
its Doublemint Dave you chucklehead
>>713705286
Bismuth is so fucking mlg
>>713702588
AHHH
>>713699999
>>713700000
Im just curious who got it
>>>713699999
>>>713700000
>Im just curious who got it
>>713702588
Fuck you
>>713706063
It's about time that gay ass banana died, always ruined every ylyl due to new fags shitposting it.
>>713713344
>>713713344
SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL
>>713702588
lost
>>713699999
fok
>>713705286
where can I find that shit?
>>713711448
Underrated
>>713705917
waste of time
>>713704837
kek'd
>>713702588
Mah
>>713702588
There's 104 days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! )
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! )
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! )
As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry)
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna do it all!
(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )
>>713704821
well... that was a push and a half
>>713705406
You have to go back.
>>713705917
UNGA BUNGA
>>713705744
You aren't welcome here.
Leave immediately
>>713705785
Nice feet
>>713705406
Stop posting CNN-teir "le memes" ffs.
>>713702588
fuk
>>713702588
Fug
>>713702588
fuck
>>713706390
Because being butthurt is all Trump supporters know, give him a year, before you know it he's going to be blaming liberals in government on everything
>>713702588
meh
>>713705785
Nice feet
>>713721001
Just when i think the banana can't go any further, you faggots pull it off somehow
this thread needs more crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bmZeSBHpG4
>>713721038
Lost
>>713702588
kill yourself
>>713721340
You didnt post an image. Do you not love your mother?
>>713699160
510
>>713721605
too late
>>713721038
>my plan right now is to have my 4 year old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron.
>4 year old approach
>tire iron clubbing
god fucking damn. haven't lost this hard in a while.
>>713721583
It's not like she's gonne live forever.
>>713701908
>tfw Google now knows your porn habits
>>713713834
sauce?
>>713713834
Listening to some deep techno house, watching this gif go with the rhythm. 11/10
CHECKEM
>>713702588
cunt
>>713699997
>>713699999
>>713701908
>(She just offline browsed me; Shit was SO cached)
well played, anon
>>713699160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbyQKe8Dt50
>>713705917
k den
>>713700272
martin skhreli as a child?
>>713702588
Faggot
>>713701908
heh
>>713701908
Please hold me, you made me lose so hold me ffs
>>713702588
ncvk sdbjf
>>713721001
What the fuck is this meme called? I've been trying to find more for ages but no matter what I look up it just comes up with the banana, no text, or some other dumb shit.
>>713721113
>IT GOES
>IT GOES
>IT GOES
>IT GOES
>IT GOES
>GUILLOTINE
>>713699958
I dont understand how people can be that bad at design
>>713705785
Nice feet.
>>713706421
he's still technically correct
>>713700077
legit loss
>>713705917
Here senpai
>>713706063
can somebody explain to me why the furry picture is a thing here?
>>713723631
'I need feminism because...' is separated because it's rhetorical convention that people use to start those signs.
she got into Cambridge and you didn't
>>713702588
Wew
free sjw discord channel for the raping have fun
https://discord.gg/feYse
>>713724285
edgy
>>713702588
Why do you guys keep posting this
>>713702588
loser
>>713724013
Is that Cambridge? That bit behind them looks exactly the same as Uni of Notts, like I've stood where they are now and the SU pub is to the right of the dude
>>713724013
I actually did get into Cambridge. But I decided to go to Harvard instead. Pleb.
>>713700152
Lost
>>713702588
pls I even give you my sister
>>713699899
Lost it
>>713705286
Is this the same bismuth in Pepto bismol?
>>713705917
Danke.
>>713722712
wow so funny haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahah im laughing so hard
thanks, all yours my friend
thanks, lori.
kys
>300+ posts
>nothing funny
>>713725047
>250 posts
faggot
>>713702588
In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake
>>713703805
What's going on here ???...I don't even.....
>>713724769
i might consider it. going to need to see some nudes first; don't want any nasty surprises and all
>>713723473
polandball you newfag
>>713702588
Wish it was "if you don't reply, you will die"
>>713705286
That takes me back
>>713702588
first and last time i'm doing this shit
>>713699958
>>713710021
a bald man kissing the toddler. anus is ear.
>>713700152
lost
>>713702588
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4
>>713702588
I want her to die, so I'm not replying
>>713705286
Aw yis
Mother.
Fucking.
Bismuth.
>>713726475
Most accurate image I've seen all day.
>>713702588
wow
>>713726475
Word
tst
>>713702588
Fucking nigger
>>713711222
Have you seen /b/? I've met some of these fuckers irl, most of them vote for anyone who NOT a Republican.
>>713722514
Your mom's bedroom last week. Dude's getting ready to fuck her silly while your faggot dad is sitting on the couch, waiting to jump out the window and kill himself like the fucking faggot he is.
Bottom line, do us a favor and kill yourself as well, you stupid fucking faggot. GTFO here forever, seriously.
4chan posting memes from twitter, facebook and instagram
what a time to be alive
>>713702588
fuck off
>>713714770
Underrated? This is a classic you newfag
>>713718310
my sides
>>713702588
lole
>>713705286
didnt know amirite was a mineral
>>713727146
normie tier humour
lots of kids here.
>>713722712
Cringe
>>713722712
cancer
>>713724360
Because you keep replying to it
>>713705917
bet
>>713722514
You for real?
I'll take the bait. Because every newfag needs to see the dubs guy scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruw9fsh3PNY
>>713705917
Immunities for days mother licker.
>>713702588
Meme
