Secret / vent / AdvicePt 2
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Secret / vent / Advice
Pt 2
From last thread.
>>713770624
>Dayummm she's tall. Is she taller than you?
Nah, she's maybe and inch or two shorter. So, she is shorter, but not by much. (I'm like 5'10 or 179 CM)
>Condom or no condom? Cum inside or outside?
Condom, and cum on her face
I really wanna fuck a trap
I fucked my wife's best friend...my wife has no clue..it was amazing. We now fuck when my wife goes out of town. And we fuck in my bed..
I love my children and my wife but I feel trapped.
I want to move to west coast and work on my career. I also want to start a YouTube channel.
>>713771427
I also feel trapped...
i hate you
I've been an addict for 5 years and no knows, not my girlfriend of 6 years, or my family. I've been clean for one month and obviously no one knows of that accomplishment.
>>713771100
You wish she was shorter or are you fine with how she is right now?
Would you still use a condom if she wanted it raw?
>>713771483
Is it my duty to sacrifice what I truly want to do for the sake of my family?
I have the opportunity to fuck a 15 year old. Her tits are fucking huge and she's only slightly chubby, but I'm in a relationship and it's not legal here for another year. I'm kind of torn.
I have a wife... a fiance...and 2 gf.s
>>713771692
You know if you feel you could do it with out them. Get on with your life..
>>713771620
Don't care about the height really.
She could be 4'9 or 6'3 for all I care.
And sure, I'll go raw if she wanted
one of my deepest regrets is deleting my salty milk vid. but i'm glad it's gone. i'm torn.
>>713771582
Congrats anon.... what drug?
>>713770969
I bought my girlfriend one of those giant dragon dildo to use but now I find myself using it more than she does...
>>713771713
Bruh, are you me? Same situation here
>>713771713
i'd say you should just fuck the teen and keep it quite, but we all know that's now how teens operate.
>>713771850
Would you still love her if she was ugly? be honest
I'm doing well on the outside and for once my life isn't shit but I'm slowly dying inside
>>713771787
story time.
I want to get into a fire fight, get shot and live. I would never try to start one. but if i was carrying and I came into the situation I want to know what it would feel like
>>713772027
Honestly, probably.
I was never really drawn to her for her looks, even though she is still amazing in that respect
>>713771904
Thank you, it's been a struggle but it feels damn good. I was addicted to benzos, also drank a lot and did opiates, but was hooked as fuck on benzos. Took me 2 months just to taper down to a dose that I could stop without possibly having seizures. Exercise has been a main activity that has saved me, but if anyone has any suggestions I'm all ears.
>>713771987
Seriously? I think I saw your post in the last thread.
>>713771994
That's exactly what I'm worried about. She's definitely not all there though I've known her for a while. I don't know if I trust her not to spill the beans.
>>713771835
It's more of a matter of could they do it with out me?
>>713772156
Dayummm son. You must really like her then.
I'm probably gonna become an hero soon :^) some people just aren't meant to be happy I guess.
>>713771422
How old are you all?
>>713772607
Yea, I do.
Kinda funny how I fell for her in such a way.
>>713770969
I once beat a man so badly he started spasming. I ran, and still dont have the guts to find out what happened to him
>>713772485
Wasn't me. I didn't get to see the first thread
>>713771713
post pictures so we can evaluate whether or not she's worth it
>>713772835
Self defense?
>>713772931
Drug deal gone fucky. He pulled a knife.
>>713773064
He had it coming
cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger
>>713771422
Anal time! Post pictures.
I accidentally broke my moms ribs when I tried to hijack her car in the middle of the street cause I planed to go on a high speed chase when I tried to end it all. I ended up getting tased in the process.
>>713771427
>want to start a YouTube channel.
I wish i was a girl. I've always liked dresses and frilly things. I want to start wearing panties soon.
>>713771513
I <3 you.
I'm cucking a long time friend of mine, behind his back. If he finds out, he'll be crushed, but in all fairness, we started fucking before they even met. Then they met, started dating, but we never stopped. That was my secret, now Advice or scolding? I'm open to criticism.
>>713772783
Explain?
>>713773455
no you don't
>>713773230
no worries anon it happens
>>713773557
I would genuinely give you a nice cuddle right now if I could.
>>713771787
Nude pics, post them!
>>713773508
who does she cum more with you or him?
>>713773631
i don't cuddle with dudes
>>713772079
Drink bleach and speed up the dying process.
>>713773742
its okay, you dont have to do the cuddling. just enjoy the feeling of warmth and safety in my arms.
>>713772146
Have you taking dick up the ass?
I tried to make a song for the spanish preselection for "a certain european song contest with Australia", but i didn't make it in time, i'll try next year
>>713773540
How I fell for her?
I had class with her last semester, and at first I thought that she was just "cute". Then for some reason I became drawn to her without knowing anything about her really. Gradually in class, I found out more about her, either through her speeches (Public Speaking Class) or through us talking, and it kinda just cemented my feelings for her. By the end of the semester, I could care less about her looks, and figured that I would love her regardless of her appearance.
>>713772485
>I don't know if I trust her not to spill the beans.
The real question is, will she spill your load?
>>713771713
Everything you do will come out eventually. Only fuck her if its worth a few years in prison and a lifetime on the sexual predator list (which is worse than prison).
>>713772615
Post timestamped pic!
>>713773688
They haven't had sex yet, as far as I can tell. He was a pity-date, she showed me his frantic, pathetic texts, attempts to win her attention through... pity. He kinda suggested he'd off himself if he didn't get her, and she's a nice gal, so... yeah.
>>713773455
I do but I don't know about this >>713773631 faggot.
>>713774013
how long they been dating? sounds pathetic
I love my girlfriend. She's extremely hot by most measures and a great person--DEFINITELY wife material--the problem is, she's awful at sex. She's better than the worst I've ever had, but it's to the point where I almost don't enjoy it anymore.
I'm a good guy and fight the urge to cheat and fight the propositions I've received. Don't know if it's worth sacrificing good sex for the rest of my life or not.
>>713773508
>I'm cucking a long time friend of mine, behind his back.
That's not cucking, fuck face. That's just boning your boy's whore. Have some self-respect and stop fucking whores or choke her out while ripping her ass up.
>>713774127
do u need a cuddle too anon? I have love to spare
>>713774013
If they haven't had sex they're not even a couple. Your friend is a faggot and you're a faggot by association for pretending this is a moral dilemma. Get off of my /b/.
>>713773855
>i'll try next year
No you wont you sad fuck.
i'm gonna o/d on my birthday
>>713771692
this will result in you being a shell of who you once were. a shell of a man
You have to truly ask yourself if seeing your children be happy will be enough; I myself would not be able to do it.
No se ingles :C
>>713774255
About a month now.
>>713773867
Pics you nigger. How can I fap when I don't know what I'm fappingit too?
>>713773445
I would take you to a slightly darkened room and we both can pretend you are a frilly dressed girl.
After you model some cloths for me
I would make you do things... bad things.
I still masturbate to a porn my ex and I made even though we broke up 4 years ago
>>713774218
my secret is i can travel across dimensions for dubs
>>713774570
Yea... Not posting her
>>713773445
sexiest things I have even done:
slowly put on lipstick
put on panty hose
wear a silky, flimsy short night gown
I like boys
>>713774264
I just can't picture your situation. Drop some nudes, that might help.
>>713774367
Oh..ok.. sorry, anon.. I'll go now...
>>713771713
You see, I'd only do it if her tits were small.
I fucked a single mom who is a nice girl just partially to figure out if I have an STD. I'm waiting for symptoms.
>>713774608
Is it hot? Let /b/ be the judge.
>>713774608
I've never deleted a single nude or home-made porno from anybody I've ever been with, starting when I was 15.
I'm in my 30's. Long term relationship but I regularly go back and fap to exes and casual fucks.
>>713774714
/b/ has became full of lying faggots. The cancer is strong.
>>713774311
But I could never do that, she's a sweetie.
1st baby mom left me...
she found trap folder
got 2nd girl friend
got 2nd girl friend pregnant
2nd girlfriend constantly crazy
find out 1st girl/baby mom sent trap folder stuff exposing me to 2nd girlfriend
2nd girlfriend 8 months pregnant and she thinks I might be gay...
truth is im bi sexual and have ladyboy fantasies...
im a piece of shit...
probably should just leave her
the relationship is hanging by a fish line
might be paying 2 child supports for a long time...
>>713774839
>if her tits were small.
You misspelled "boy".
>>713774714
Are you the guy who posted about this girl in EMT last thread?
>>713774714
DO IT. THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING POLAR EXPRESS, WE NEED TO SEE TO BELIEVE.
>>713774932
>/b/ has became full of lying faggots.
Yea, /b used to be full of honest, rugged men who knew how to treat a woman.
>>713774844
Post her nudes, anon.
>>713774856
Sounds like time for a dump. I think this thread has enough room.
>>713775062
Possibly. But not posting her again
>>713775072
>>713771427
Faggot detected.
>>713774405
Don't try me, man, don't fucking try me...
>>713774988
showing confidence in your sexuality will show neother girl has control over your life.
I reccomend leaving town & starting a new life somewhere else, both girls sound whack.
good luck financially wise
>>713774954
>I could never do that
Can't get hard with this fairy shit.
I had a dream about having sex with my mother. In the dream I went through with it. I woke up after I came. I cried in my bed for 10 minutes after feeling super disgusted with my self.
>>713775224
who are you and did heaven send you lol?
first real good advice anyone has given me i have thought about it a lot
>>713774988
Make her wear a strap-on and fuck her in the ass.
>>713774529
Are y'all in fucking highschool?
Dude, you and her are fwb. Did he not know this already?
She should just "break up" with him.
>me
Have gf for ~3 years, have 9 month old son together.
Love my son more than anything,
Met qt that i want to wife up
Qt doesnt want to be home wrecker
Feelsbad
>>713775062
If you have the pics, repost them.
>>713774854
I mean it's hot to me, but it"s nothing great. I've thought about posting it before but I don't k ow if I want my face out there
>>713775162
they're all encrypted and on the desktop, cant get to them from here or I'd dump a couple.
gf doesn't know so I have to be careful.
>>713775169
Come on man. You posted her in the last thread. Just one more time.
>>713775265
D'oh. I'm a bit of a softy faggot, I'll go.
>>713775204
>Don't try me, man, don't fucking try me...
You aren't shit, nigger. You can't improve your life. I'll laugh for the rest of my life because you'll never prove me wrong.
>>713770969
join CALL with GIRLS
https://discord.gg/ngj4x7R
(and for sauce)
>>713770969
dreamt I was playing some batman video game with my dad on skype and he went afk forgetting his video camera on and i alt+tabbed into watching my brother have sex with him.
what the fuck is wrong with my brain.
>>713771787
How the fuck do you have that kind of time?
>>713775316
>I cried in my bed for 10 minutes
I've been there too. Next time you can rape your mother in real life. I believe in you.
>>713775517
Nah, I kinda feel like shit now. You know where to find them.
>>713775685
>repressed memories surfacing
tell me about your childhood
>>713775409
Become mormon and start a loving and healthy poly family. Problem solved.
>>713775403
Nah. We met in highschool, but that's about it. He didn't know, and I agree. I dunno, I suppose I just feel a bit guilty about taking his little dream away. It's kinda all the poor guy has. Thanks for hearing me, anon. Finna go get me some snuggles and watch Disney films. Cheery holidays to ya.
>>713775450
>I don't k ow if I want my face out there
No one will be looking at your face. None of the videos are of just the women? Are there pics of them?
>>713775747
How do I find them? I didn't save them.
>>713774497
You're a fucking child and the OP at >>713771692 is also. Take care of your family and the reward will be revealed in time, run away and the last 30 years of your life will be full of regret and self hatred.
>>713775484
>cant get to them from here
When you get a chance then.
>>713775058
>Hurrrrrr durrrrrr, small tits are only on boys.
First off, replacing "her" with "boys" wouldn't even make any grammatical fucking sense.
Second, just because you're 12 and still buying into the "bigger is better" mentality that has been spoonfed to you doesn't mean all hereto guys agree with you.
Fun fact of life you'll learn once you reach your 20s: some women - real women - don't look like Marilyn fucking Monroe, nor does everyone want them to.
If you like big tits, then bully for you. Go get those big-titted broads. You've probably already got then lined up around the block waiting for your iron schlong, amirite?
But sometimes, someone's preference in women might be different from yours. That doesn't make them gay.
Unless they like dicks.
Then they're gay, regardless of the tits attached.
>>713775897
Dont love current gf though, new qt is all i can think about. plus not Poly
Well I haven't been on this site in like 3 years but I'm in a really shitty situation. So I stole my best friend's girlfriend, and I'm not sorry, I fucking love her. He hates me, whatever, won't talk to me, fine. Only problem is that he lives right next to me in the same apartment. And this entire fucking school is all about drama so everyone knows this and of course is on my friends side. Like honestly I am a selfless person. I always take into consideration other people's feelings, but when I finally do something for myself its wrong and everyone hates it. I don't just fuck this is amazing and sucks at the same time. So yeah.
I have a micro penis
My daughter is in her early 20's and is married with children. But we've been playing the "hooker game" ever since she was in her mid teens. Basically, I pretend to be her "John" and she pretends to be a woman of the night.
It started one evening years after my divorce with her slut of a mom when she asked me for more money than her usual allowance, so I told her she would have to basically "do more around the house" to earn it. Well, she's basically useless, and she and I both know it. But she's always had a perfect body, namely her ass. So I halfway jokingly told her if she was going to get ahead in life that she's either going to have to use her body or her brains.
She always wants the easy way out, so guess which one she chose? Anyway, we got into a sort of argument over why I wasn't going to just give her extra money that she knew I had. And I told her that I don't just hand money to women unless they serve me professionally or sexually. I guess she took that as a hint, because she began to walk around in nothing but her undies or just a towel straight out the shower. Like a homeless kitten, she would cuddle up next to me to try to seduce me for my wares.
One day, I couldn't help it. I gave in. We've been playing the hooker game ever since, even now after she's been married.
>>713776060
go on thebarchive.com and search for the last Secrets thread. They are there.
>>713774844
You know they have tests for that sort of thing, right?
>>713776193
Hey Cunt Lip, i'm a 38yo oldfag with an average cock, Sad life in some ways and great life in others. None of that is important because you're now more wrong than you were before and you still want to pedo young boys. Big tits are feminine and much more fun than rib showing small tits.
>>713775966
When I was a pathetic beta like him-
>inb4 "you still are" from peanut gallery injection
-little dreams like that were all I had.
Once I faced reality and stopped going after the girls who weren't right for me - some of whom let me keep "dreaming" - I was able to get my shit together and move on to the next level.
I'm not saying you should just roll up on him and be like, "lol I'm fucking your gf and we were fucking before you met" but I would try to convince her to break up with him and give him a chance to grieve the loss of the relationship and move on.
Sounds like he's still in the hopeless romantic virgin phase of his life. Time for him to graduate.
Merry Christmas to you too tho. Hopefully you'll find a good way to resolve this.
>>713776233
Is this her?
>>713776948
yea.......
>>713776210
>not Poly
No one is poly until there is three. Poly doesn't mean you need to fuck the GF. Just keep her around for the house keeping, child raising and for additional income.
I wrecked my car 2 years ago and haven't made an insurance claim and am still paying car payments, insurance, and registration but I just live without a car
>>713773540
>>713773867
Still around?
>>713777041
Oh... Noice
>>713776223
Get hard, I want to see it. Timestamp it too.
>>713777320
Ok?
I assume that was kinda a guess that she is the one I was talking about?
>>713776227
Nude pics! I've got a snake I need to tame.
>>713776227
Shes your biological daughter?
That sounds fun with a step daughter, but I would be afraid to do that with my own daughter.
>>713774844
>>713776590
>>713777476
Got nudes?
>>713770969
My GF's sister in law (Stacy) recently had a baby at the same time her twin sister did. No one but Stacy and her sister know that I sperm donored both babies. Stacy tells me that her husband knows he isnt the father - getting a sperm donor was his idea. But he thinks it some anonymous stranger.
Ive fallen in love with both moms and they are SO nice to me and so loving. They set up secret rendezvous where I can play with the little ones.
Drives me crazy that at family get togethers, I cant make a fuss over my own babies. If I did, someone may figure it out.
>>713777931
No, why would I?
And I doubt they exist, and if they do, haven't made it any where
>>713776948
>>713776903
Well, i still got more than a year on ya. 39yo here myself. 40 soon.
So now I know I'm talking to someone who SHOULD be old enough to not be engaging in the "Stop liking what I don't like!" argument, yet here we are.
Congrats on the average cock, btw. Better than some poor fucks.
At least you don't seem to be falling into the trap trap.
But when I see a 38yo woman with dark hair, brown eyes, the most beautiful feminine face, the sweetest laugh and shapely hips, and she just happens to have tiny little A cup tits, "little boys" are nowhere in my mind at that moment.
If you can't tell the difference between a small-titted woman and a little boy, you're the one with the problem, not me.
Tell you what. You fuck all the giant titty bimbos you want. I won't even try to stop you. And if they have dicks I won't judge you. Tits are more feminine anyway, according to you.
I mean, you'd still be gay, but I won't think any less of you.
I do have gay friends, but I guess you probably think that makes me gay by association or something.
Anyway, if some slim, slender, slinky brunette with a natural-born vagina, fully functioning womb and XX chromosomes comes onto you, just tell her you're not interested and send her my way.
Peace the fuck out.
>>713777155
This is her, /b/ro. >>713776948
>>713777857
The most covered up nude ever.
>>713778240
I was asking if the Guy I was talk to about her is still around
>>713774264
what makes her bad at sex? what does she do/not do?
>>713774844
You know some std's dont have symptoms until damage is perm right?
like you could lose the ability to reproduce and have no fucking clue its happening
>>713771300
I wanna be a trap and get fucked
>>713777936
Nudes of the twins or GF?
I have a gf and I love her even tho we argue sometimes. We both watch porn and I love to look at naked girls. But I would never cheat on her. Recently I have requested nudes of other girls I know only cause i like to look at nude girls. felt guilty even tho people have told me its ok to look at other women but dont touch so I deleted the requests. I would also occasionally go on my co-workers tumblr cause she has nudes. Gonna stop all together cause my gf is also my best friend that I met in high school and I love her
>>713778467
No. Never saw the twins naked.
Just wanted to say it all in public (sort of) cause it drives me nuts not being able to brag about my two beautiful babies.
I often think about making a fake SC and sending/ trying to get nudes from my cousins
>>713778176
>39yo here
Well, shit, why didn't you say so. You love 80's tits and I love 90's tits. Shit is chill. It looks like we both hate this /b/ trap trend. It was funny at first but shit isn't "ironic" anymore. Love traps if you love traps but stop waking it to traps "ironicly".
You're cool /b/ro. I hope shit goes well for you.
>>713777596
>op delivars
>>713777711
>step
>>713777936
how did u sperm donor the kid? So the dad let u fuck his gf or he thinks she went to a sperm bank?
>>713778316
>I was asking if the Guy I was talk to about her is still around
Follow the links you cunt hating faggot and you'd have your answers.
>>713774759
I too like boys
>>713778810
Wait, you nutted in a cup? That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
>>713778849
Stop thinking and just do it. Post wins when you get them.
>>713778929
Real or not, that chick has a tight ass.
>>713779315
It's like 3:40 here dude they're both asleep and 13 so no I don't fancy a ban
>>713779065
I'm the one who posted her originally, and I was talking to a guy about her from the last thread. And he stopped responding following an answer to one of his questions
I want slowly kill a the bigest buff baddest cholo or nigar gangmember out there... FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.. FUCK YOU... JUST FUCK YOU..I do nothing to deserve your intimidation.... HOW ABOUT I TEAR YOUR ASSHOLE OUT WITH YOUR OWN KNIFE AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR CHOLA VILE GIRLFRIENDS THROAT AND THROW YOU IN A TREE SHEDDER...RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SCUMBAG!!!!!!........
>>713779565
Bad day?
>>713773508
Doesn't that mean he's the one cucking you?
>>713779482
Jesus Christ, I don't care. No one cares.
>>713779792
Well you are the fucker who replied to me in the first place, so... yea
>>713779470
....really. Did I say to do it right this second? no. Do I care about your ban? No.
I fucked my gf kid sister..
>>713771713
>have the opportunity to fuck a 15 year old.
I had the opportunity to fuck 2 a few years ago. We aren't talking nearly 16 either, fresh as 15 can be. Neither of them wanted to lose their friendship over being cut up about the other one dating/fucking me so I told them they could both fuck me in a pair and see how it was. So they did, one of them was super skinny and one of them was a bit chub, the skinny one could barely take dick but the fat one copped a fair few brutal dickings because she loved it. She finished school one day and walked over to my house with a buttplug in and no undies, pulled up her school uniform, farted the plug out and said fuck me. I lasted about 3 minutes and drained it balls DEEP in that ass.
Just do it bro, hit that shit.
>>713778915
Peace out then. You take the big ones, I'll take the small ones.
>>713780058
How "kid"? How "sister"? How many pictures can you post?
>>713770969
attracted strictly to men 50+
>>713779041
Sorry, nothing quite that exciting. I went to a fertility clinic a bunch of times and yanked it into a cup. It wasn't the usual sperm donor setup, cause Stacy privately talked me into it, and I went to the clinic she had picked and I yanked for her specifically. She felt I had a great brain and great temperament and I would keep the secret.
In my state, because we went thru a clinic, the legal forms for me giving up parental rights are more much more binding.
She said her husband cant have children, but there seems to be more to it than shes saying.
We met privately for dinner and to talk a bunch of times and she brought her sister. Eventually her sister wanted in on the deal, which I found incredibly flattering.
>>713779041
And yea, we went thru a sperm bank. But her husband thinks she picked an existing donor who she never met. But instead, he talked me into donating for her. And eventually for her sister.
>>713779482
Sorry was busy doing stuff. So you basically met her through school then? Have you guys done anything outside of school yet? Coffee? Movies? Etc?
>>713779482
Also how come that other Anon have her pic? Do you post her on here often?
>>713780085
I hope this anon isn't one of them.
>>713779251
well, to each their own. I also was fucking my gf. But I fucked her less for a while to save up for the donor stuff.
>>713780230
damn, why didn't u tell them u wanna fuck once just to know what your babys momma is like?
>>713780376
>But instead, he talked me into donating for her
meant to say
But instead, she* talked me into donating for her
I have a scat fetish and I want to get rid of it. I can't fap to anything but scat anymore. Has anyone gotten rid of a fetish like that and if so, how?
>>713780230
Please stop. Your story just makes me weep for manhood.
I've been in a relationship for 10 years and we have a three year old son.
I love my fiance', he is my best friend, and I don't want to lose him, but I find myself wanting to sleep with other people. Like a fwbs kind of thing.
Wouldn't/shouldn't be a problem, as when we got together we found out we were both poly, but I think he was lying to me and he isn't really.
I don't know what to do. I don't want to cheat or hurt him, but the urge is strong.
>>713780471
Posted her a few times in the past.
>>713780379
No Problem
Yea, But took a specific set of circumstances for it to happen.
And we met up once, in April, but that's it. Haven't since.
>>713780846
w/ timestamp or some hearts drawn around your areaolas.
>>713780846
ask him if he's still poly? watch some orgy porn and see what he thinks, make a joke about "we should try that"
>>713771713
Any pic of her tits? That may help with the decision, it doesn't matter what kind of pic, just wanna see the size
>>713781103
Everyone is a fag on /b/ now and never posts results.
>>713780846
If he says he's poly but doesn't mean it, then that's his fault.
You want someone to make you feel beautiful hmu.
[email protected]
>>713780573
I think that's in the works
we have secret meetups so the three of us can play with the kids together. And it feels so much like a family. Its amazing.
Stacy's sister has already told me not to go anywhere cause shes thinking about another already.
And stacy has complained about the expense of the clinic so we will see what happens.
The sex would be a plus, but this isn't about the sex, its about the love.
I have some kind of photos collage of my best friend tits, and they're only cleavage photos, but I masturbate every single night at that collage, I'm obsessed with her tits
>>713780946
April was a long time ago. What did you guys do?
>>713771582
good work bro. keep it up.
>>713774264
teach her how to be better. otherwise its like a pro ball player beating a crippled kid in a wheel chair and going WHOO YA FUCKING SCRUB!!! everytime they steal the ball and dunk on them.
ITS NOT FAIR TO HER OR YOU.
>>713775365
damn dude, now i have to find porn of that.
>>713781033
Eh. I'm sure you don't want to see saggy tits, anon.
>>713781092
I've joked about it here and there, bringing it up casually, and he says the thought of me sleeping with other men disgusts him. Women are okay, though. But, that is not enough for me.
>>713781253
I hear you. Not gonna take you up on the offer, but thanks anyway. Don't need to get myself into trouble.
>>713781429
Hung out around campus before class, went to the gardens on campus for a bit. But that's it. I tried a few times since, but she's been swamped with work in general.
>>713781467
>damn dude, now i have to find porn of that.
You're welcome?
I'm completely dressed up in lingerie and a dress with jewelry and high heels and my mom and sister are upstairs. nobody knows
>>713781543
why dont u just fuck women first and then once he's doing it then it'll maybe be easier to talk him into letting u fuck a guy? or what about "pretending" you are having a threesome when u fhook up with him, like with a dildo, maybe he will think its hot and that'll be your in?
bump
>>713781300
>but this isn't about the sex, its about the love.
>>713779146
Nice
>>713781321
POST MOTHER FUCKER! POST!
I SWEAR IF HEAR A PEEP OF HARD HOOD GANG SLANG.. IM GOING TO TIE YOU DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR SCUM FRIENDS AND TAKE A CHEESE GREATER TO YOUR ADAMS APPLE... YOU NOISY DRUGGY FUCK... RIP YOUR EYE OUT HALF WAY SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH I REALLY HATE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.... STUPID BITCH...BRUH!......DUMB SHIT FOR MESSIN WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME RRRRRrrrrrffffffrrrrrr
>>713781857
Good idea for the first one. Will have to try that. Tried the second and he wasn't into it.
i have a beautiful girlfriend who I'm very happy with but i just get extremely gay feelings out of nowhere how fix
>>713782217
This is literally a photos collage made in mspaint just to fap at multiple photos, she's not cute and her tits aren't that great, but I think this has to do with some kind of particular fetish of mine, not sure.
>>713781543
>Eh. I'm sure you don't want to see saggy tits, anon.
I assure you I do. If you don't want to post then that's different. I'm sitting here with a aircraft tower and you're putting me in a holding pattern. Some heart shapes. Some tits. Heaven. Or pussy or ass.
>>713781825
Not crazy for a cumdumpster.
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SCUMBAG...SHOVE YOUR WEED UP YOUR ASS.... YOU VILE PIECE OF TRASH... DER DER BRUH...DIPSHIT...YOU WILL LOVE PRISON SCUMBAG
>>713782486
>she's not cute and her tits aren't that great
Either you're fishing or your view of "hot as fuck" has been twisted by /b/.
>>713774988
Sounds like two cunts to me. If i could Ide shoot them both and we could date :/
>>713780846
Talk to him about it, also post tits.
>>713774264
Sex is an athletic skill. Talk about it, practice, and coach each other. If you think it just "happens naturally", you'll never develop any skill at it. Neither will she.
Sounds like you're ready to end it and start searching again. I'm sure she'd rather have the change to learn than to just have you leave.
>>713781543
>I'm sure you don't want to see saggy tits, anon.
you're wrong. post sagbags.
>>713783032
Probably the latter, and /b/ is usually pretty judgemental about my taste in girls, and as weird it may sound, I don't like when people criticize the things I fap to, so probably it's just me being kind of defensive.
>>713782586
>>713783173
Give me a minute.
>>713783259
He was talking to another chick when we got together. She seemed sweet and we got on the subject. He flat out told me that he was poly and wanted to have a relationship with us both. Me, being cool with it, said sure if she's into it. But, nothing ever came of it.
>>713776223
I wouldn't mind it :)
Learn to be good with your tongue and maybe buy some toys. But I'd give you amazing head.
>>713772369
Take supplements like l-tyrosyne and n-acetyle cystene. They will keep your dopamine levels at a level where you no longer crave drugs. It's a secret I'll share with you I never told anyone.
>>713783712
>Give me a minute.
Happily. The camwhores of /b/ are the best.
>>713773445
Me too anon...me too. wish i was like pic related.
>>713783712
>Give me a minute.
ill be here for a while, lets see those delicious mams
if you want to try out some mutual camfap let me know
>>713775685
Yeah, your dad did always love your brother more.
I recently started cheating on my hot gf with my fat room mate down the hall. gf is a starfish and room mate is a freak. I feel like its giving me relief and helping me love my gf more, but at the same time, I know how terribly wrong it is. pic related. this probably will backfire...
Been with the same chick for a year. She only lets me have sex with her if I cum in here. She REALLY wants a baby. I don't, but I have a secret... I'm clipped and I'm leading her on just so I can pound her cunt as often as she wants with no consequences of a child. It's awesome.
>>713783712
u wanna kik just to keep yourself/ yourpussy occupied?
>>713770969
I noticed my girlfriend's mom watching/ listening to us have sex over the holiday break. It turned me on and my gf doesn't know about it.
Should I tell her?
>>713783656
>I don't like when people criticize the things I fap to
Fuck you for turning this serious. A little life lesson from an old fag: listent to what people say about sex but ignore what they think about sex. People who dress as clowns, while eating each other's shit, and fingering a pregnant cow will tell you that any sex other than missionary is only don't by twisted people that need help. Feel comfortable with what you find attractive because everyone has their own unique set of things they like. Know that, in general, people think that what they like is the "norm" and can't understand why others think different. The only thing that you shouldn't get twisted is, if you are diamonds about someone and they don't like you, suck it up and move on. Remember, everyone likes different things. You might what to prego up some cumdumpster but she doesn't want to give you the time of day. Tough titties. You're circles of likes doesn't overlap with her circle of likes. Someone's will.
Lastly, post more OC.
>>713784887
u should try to fuck her mom dumbass... get her when gf is not around and say u saw her watching u and u though tit was hot, see what she says?
>>713784340
Have your GF watch you rail the seacow. Then cheer her up by letting her know that should won't lose you if she stops being a beached jelly fish. I can't imagine this plan going wrong.
>>713784776
You no longer have swimmers? That makes you a bitch.
>>713780846
You're like the retard thinking you're going to score first in every event in the decathlon. Life just ain't that way. Give up one thing and get another. You just can't have it all. The people that do are statistical aberrations.
Haven't mentioned yet that you're going to fuck over your child for some lust that will pass in a few years.
>>713785403
Makes me smart. Can fuck all I want without worrying about little shitheads running around.
>>713770969
Sometimes I get horny and I masturbate.
>>713784887
>Should I tell her?
Yes but sell it as hot as fuck and get your GF to talk about it while you make her 'O'. It shouldn't take long for the idea of the mother joining to come up.
>>713785187
See that's risky. My gf is cuckquean but I doubt she would be happy that I fucked her mom who is of course married to her dad. She only let's me sleep with girls of her choosing which thus far are only two friends
>>713771582
Normally I just lurk but fucking good on you, man. Keep it up. Congrats
>>713785786
dont tell gf, just fuck her mom
>>713785230
It probably has the same success rate as my plan. good deal. should be fun to find out
>I want to die. My wife and kids don't know, and I am estranged from my family. I don't know if I am depressed, I just feel like I have done everything I have wanted to do in life, and just want to stop early.
>>713784940
Thanks a lot anon, that's actually pretty nice to hear, I felt pretty comfortable with your words, Even when I know you're right about sucking it up and moving on, It's hard, but I guess you're right, there's plenty of fish in the sea, I don't wanna be stuck in the place I am much longer, thanks anon, really!
And I gladly would, but I don't have any more pics of her.
>>713783893
Honestly wanted advice But, why not give /b/ tits?
>>713784168
Never really been my thing.
>>713784824
I'm good. Thanks, though.
>>713785478
Not really legit advice. But, thanks anyway.
>>713785630
Sell it as "this is a fantasy of mine" or say it happened?
>>713785971
It's tempting especially since I know the mom would be discreet but the window of time might be difficult. Also this is my first gf and we've dated for 14 years (if you count grade school)
>>713781563
I guess continue in the new thread if you are not back intime
Moved in with cuz and his girl. Girl is hot af, curvy, great rack...hot. Cuz is out of town for a couple days, his gf stayed. We've been flirting like crazy and tomorrow we're supposed to get fucked up and just hang out all day. I absolutely want to hit, but cuz is such a depressed little faggot he would legit kill himself if I did and he found out. Plus I'm a poorfag and can't afford anywhere else to live. Fml?
>>713781825
You're in the basement
>haha
I routinely think about killing myself with my 40 cal, next to my bed.
>>713786826
ok, seen tits and I'm here.
cant be bothered scrolling up, what advice are you after specifically?
>>713786826
No hearts, femanon?
>>713781033
>Honestly wanted advice
Honestly, I want pics of you until thread 404's but you've played nice so I'll talk about you're difficult situation.
>>713786976
whats wrong with the :window of time" moms too old to fuck? is mom hot?
>>713786826
sagswag, clamp them nips, get fuckin loose baby!
>>713787530
See >>713780846
>>713787575
Couldn't find a marker. Any advice?
>>713787622
No she's in her late 40s so not old and she's pretty good looking but her daughter is much more attractive.
I meant that the "window of time" being that it would be hard to arrange a time where it's just the two of us. I would have to wait until winter break from uni and to have her husband and my gf not be home which is nearly impossible to properly coordinate
>>713788111
Happens when you breastfeed.
>>713786826
>>713788111
ok, advice time.
I was in your situation and fucked others on the side, because I knew my partner wasn't really poly.
I don't really recommend it. But those urges aren't going anywhere and will probably build up, which gives you two avenues.
Either go behind his back, or talk to him about it and make sure he knows how important it is to you. there is no guarantee he'll take it well but if he loves you and you love him, you've got a fair chance of making it work.
>>713773827
Josh?
>>713788447
no, sorry. josh sounds like a nice guy though
>>713788357
Yeah. I can't go behind his back.
I'll have to try talking to him about it again. More in depth this time and see what he says. Just nervous about it.
>>713788189
man just show up when gf isn't home and dad is working and tell her your waiting for gf to get home... boom
>>713770969
I've lived as a trap for 3 years and my parents still don't know.
>>713788753
He's quite the hugger.
Dammit.
>>713788211
Meant this for this. >>713787777
>>713788787
its a rough conversation, just try to approach it in as open and inoffensive a way as possible. make sure he knows that its not an ultimatum, its just a conversation about needs and wants.
Talk about specifically what you'd get out of it, and what barriers and rules you might be able to put in place to make him more okay with it, and of course what he could also do if he wants. Talk about alternate outlets that might help satisfy your needs (phone sex? roleplay? fucking publicly? who knows) and why the might/might not help.
And above all, total honesty. if you're doing it right you've got to make sure theres a fucking strong bond of trust to work with there. if you fuck around one time without telling him or hide anything, thats going to ruin any chances.
good luck anon, and pls post more tits
I've been with my girlfriend for nearly four years. I love her.
>>713789193
sounds great, u should date him
i like teen girls
>>713789427
Really good ideas. I will have to try to sit him down sometime and talk it out. I have a feeling it's going to be no, but worth the try at least.Thanks!
Would take another, but already had to make up an excuse for the first one. Sorry!
I give relationship advice which a lot seem to follow, usually with good results. But I've never been in a relationship, so I am basically talking out of my ass when I give advice
>>713790198
then just sneak a pic into a later secrets thread when you're free and I'll accept that
but yeah, its a tough conversation. you might manage to sway him a bit with 'but you can fuck other girls' or 'we could totally have an ffm threesome if we did it' but it might backfire completely.
you know him better than we do, and all you can do is try.
>>713790432
That's because you are offering sound psychological advice to something you can offer an birds eye view to.
all relationships require a bit of mystery, lust, love, forgiveness & trust in certain succesions to make them work.
The problem is when people are in those relationships; they're blinded by emotions.
you have a natural talent for psychology
>>713790540
Will do.
I've actually suggested those things, because I think it would be hot, and he has shown interest, but we never get anywhere with it. Will try again and let him know I am really cool with it.
>>713770969
been on here for years... just now took the time to learn tri-force.
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>>713790876
Probably
But honestly, I would rather just be in a relationship than having a talent for psychology.
But my own social anxiety prevents that.
>>713771582
thats the worst part. clean 2 months here anon. feels /bro feels
>>713791036
dont just let him know you're cool with it, let him know that it'd help you with something you need. Girls often say they're cool with something like that but will be dismissive if the opportunity arises, you need to let him know that it's something you actively want for your sake as well as his.
>>713771787
damn dude... i can barely tolerate my gf's bs and shes low maintenance
>>713771994
DO NOT.
admiral akbar knows whats up.
>>713782408
suck some dick
>>713772146
Very rare that "get shot and live" plays out the way you think.
You're thinking barely grazed in a fleshy no major vessel or connective tissue area.
IRL get shot and live is major lasting disability not just cool scar bro
>>713791716
Right. Gotta show instead of just say. Got it.
I can't thank you enough for the advice. Gave me some things to think about. Have a good one. Gonna hop off of here.
>>713792764
anytime anon. come back sometime and let us know how it went.
>>713770969
>parents divorce, mom gets dad's money
>mom dies
>siblings and I inherit money
I feel really guilty about this. My dad and I don't really talk but I'm sitting here with his life savings. It's fucked up. Part of me wants to give it back but the other part of me wants to be selfish and have a financial cushion
>>713773756
not a very fast way to speed it up...
>>713770969
I hate myself and want to die. I hate being rejected. I'd kill myself but I wouldn't dare leave my family in a state.
>>713770969
mom fingered dog fuck adult diapers vacuum seal ed back of car
>>713774954
that sweetie is probably begging other dude to do exactly that. if shes fucking two... I'd put money on 3 or more
>>713772146
>I want to know what it would feel like
Terrifying. Depending on how it starts it might not feel like it at first, but especially after when you have time to think and start realizing you could have died and get the shakes and want to throw up.
>>713775085
Some of us do but yea /b went to shit. I've been adopted by /k and /gif
I've got such a high libido it causes me problems.
I can barely focus at work and spend my entire break fapping furiously in the bathroom instead of eating. I fap before work and multiple times after work. I don't have time to socialise or get into relationships or do anything that takes more than a few hours because I just need to cum and cant focus on anything else.
>>713791605
Seriously congrats man.
I struggle with opiate addiction but I have legit chronic pain so I'm angry and confused about what to do to manage it.
Just started a new job today and I love it. It's good money so I will look into acupuncture as an alternative.
The job also helps tremendously with the whole idle hands thing. I'm no longer sitting in my room all day and night smoking my 30's back to back... well I am doing that now/when I get off but still.
I legit pray you stay off of them man. Gl.
>>713771713
go for it - what's the worst that could happen? aside from the 20 year prison sentence and the anal rape.
>>713770969
it's been over 6 months since i had sex with my boyfriend. he has phimosis but refuses to do anything to fix it.
i feel miserable, undesirable, unattractive
>>713793046
I always lurk these threads and try to give advice when I can. So, I'm sure I will.
>>713775204
other anon is projecting. Chin up, kick some ass or fail miserably next year. either way drink up and have fun doing it.
>>713770969
I can almost guarantee there is at least someone in reading this thread that has seen my dick.
Not really all it's cracked up to be. Now I just drink a lot.
>>713775611
Hey you racist little bitch, do me a favor.... get angry.
