Secrets thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Secrets thread
I went to my Local ABS got my dollars out picked a booth and sat down dropped my pants and greased up my dick then I reached into my coat pocket and took out the huge log of shit(in a paper towel) I expelled this morning I stuffed it in my mouth and began to jerk off I pushed my door open a bit and soon someone was peeking in I pushed it open farther so he could see me clearly sucking the shit and stroking my dick I had no need forcontact as I was almost cumming from just being watched sucking my shit log and jerking off soon a small crowd was watching(about 3 or 4 guys) I was rubbing shit into my nipples and licking at the loaf in my hand one guys gioes , What is that in your mouth, SHIT!!! well he went to the attendent and must have told about the shitpig in booth 7 soon the girl(about 19 or so, kinda fat and ugly, a lesbian I believe) throws my door open there I am cock in hand, turd in mouth and smeared on my nipples orgasm swelling out of me, squirting all over myself she stares at me for a second before calling me a nasty motherfucking pig orders me out stands to watch while I get dresses , wrap up the turd and head for the door she tells me to NEVER NEVER come back but the thrill was complete, I got to eat shit and jerk off for a group , including a female the excitment will drive my mastabatory fantasies for years!!!! I loved it , never has anything so hot ever happened to me Thanks for reading
>>713859524
Fag
Been fucking my sis in law for about 5 years now.
>>713860457
Pics
I'm gonna ask for photography equipment on xmas so I can take high quality trapping pics for /b/
:p
>>713859524
tldr
>>713858935
I create YLYL threads on a semi regular basis and begin posting 'naners myself after about 5 minutes
bump
I hate 4chan, but I can't stop.
I regularly ruined threads with Baneposting, because it makes me happy.
>>713862014
god speed, anon
So... Yea. I messaged a girl I am interested in today, and the maybe 10 minutes later my car shit it's self. Transmission is probably KIA
Hopefully not a bad omen as to what will happen with her. But still.
Currently sitting on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck.
>>713858935
I'm so clumsy I may have severed a nerve while attempting to trim my pubic hair with scissors. Ever since that day it has become more difficult to achieve and maintain an erection.
Femanon here
When I was 18 I had sex with a 52 year old and a 47 year old. I told both of them I was 13 (I look young for my age) and they still fucked me and I think that's the reason they wanted to fuck me
every time i stay at my friends i have the biggest urge to feel him up in his sleep but im too pussy
>>713858935
im the reason why my high school started putting locks on the computer cases in the computer lab.
i was desperate for money back then so i sold computer parts
>>713860457
story?
>>713858935
Over a month ago now, I kissed a 15-year old girl.
>>713862300
I like you. Did you tell them you were 13 to try to stop them, to see what they would do, have an age play fantasy, or realizing your own hebephile/pedo tenancies?
>>713858935
The skin on my dick ended up dry as fuck the last time I had sex. All sorts of friction sores and splits and stuff. The proceeding couple of weeks, the fap sessions turned my dry as fuck cock into some sort of blood stained horror show. I still fap at least once a night event though I bleed in about 5 or 6 different places, including the helmet. Somehow the pain makes it extra sensory, but the comedown from it is awful. Blood and semen should never really mix.
>>713862300
tits or gtfo, you revolting cunt
i want to have sex with mari.
>>713862300
TITS pls
Well. I messaged her asking how her first shifts were with the FD.
Waiting on a reply, fuck knows how busy she actually is today.
>>713862739
Definitely to see what they would do, along with some of my ageplay fantasies. It was worth it tbh.
Posted one of the best people I know on /b/
And now I regret it and feel like shit
mi niece is my daughter.
>>713862878
im the guy who was the reason they put locks on the computer cases at school. they never found out it was me. made a few thousand from the parts i stole
>>713863026
This was kinky, i like you too
i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.
>>713863091
What part of the computer? Ram sticks for example are cheap.
>>713863215
>>713863026
I too have an age play fantasy as well; I'm also a hebephile. My insta is bazelrivers. I want to hear more about this.
>>713863215
Greentext me a story bro, I like this.
>>713863343
everything. this was back in the days of pentium processors
When I was 13 I was molested at the babysitters by another kid, a 15 year old girl.
We played doctor in the basement and she made me finger her.
I want to be molested like that again.
>>713863915
thats not being molested. thats a good time
>>713863118
<3
>>713863452
I'll DM you later
My secret happened years ago, guess my age now
>>713863977
Oh I agree completely, but I would say it's technically being molested.
It was awful, I let it happen 20, 30 times.
>>713864131
u boy? was she hot?
>>713864054
You look 23 but, since you said you look younger, I'll guess high and say 27. Am I close?
>>713864054
This is not 'nam, cumdumpster. This is /b/. There are rules.
>>713864265
yeah i'm male
No, she wasn't particularly hot but she wasn't fat so i didn't much care.
She made me actually "play doctor" though, wear an old stethoscope that was in the toy box, found some rubber gloves, she'd call me doctor etc.
I'm 35 now and it's the kind of shit I'd pay a hooker to do lol
>>713864283
Turning 28 in February, so spot on!
>>713864428
No
>>713864452
hey its that or nothing
>>713864428
Shut up, guy. She has an age play fetish and I want to hear all about her sexual peculiarities — they're fascinating.
>>713864597
Yeah problem now is of course that I'd still want her to be 15, or pretend she is.
That probably costs extra lol
>>713864525
Get your tits out, or gtfo, you revolting whore
>>713864525
Nice! I'm 31 btw. I've had a thing for girls around 12 ever since I was like 5. I started noticing it being a potential problem in my late teens, I was racked with guilt in my early and mid 20's, and I finally accepted it in my late 20's as a part of who I am. I always thought age play would be a good way to safely satiate that peculiar desire.
Have you engaged in any kind of age play since? How do you perceive that sexual encounter so many years later (abused, enjoyed it, etc)? Do you have any other fetishes?
When I was 17 my 14 year old step sister used to sneak into my room late at night and give me handjobs.
>>713864054
You'd look good in my cage in the desert, you disgusting slagheap.
i just recently started a workout routine, but i worry about making gainz because eating lots of good food is expensive and i don't get much sleep.
>>713864825
I don't think it's that big of a deal tbh, but I could see why you were racked up with guilt. As long as no one is abused, it's all cool.
I've done age play with two exes since then. Mostly rp'ing a lot younger, like 5-9. That encounter was perhaps my favorite, definitely enjoyed the hell out of. I still masturbate to the memories. Fetishes... pretty much anything. I'm pretty fucked up, but I like it. (Not kidding, even scat)
>>713865174
No
back when i was in 11th grade my school had a share drive that allowed you to edit other people's work. i messed with so many projects. the biggest was for an anti drug power point. up on the 45 foot projector screen was a naked Gardevoir. the next day you cant edit other people's projects
I'm 15 and want to bang a guy in his 20's.. I want it rough, pinning down and all :))) it's my fantasy anyway
I'm a security guard a place that requires you to leave your phone at the front desk and when attractive women leave their purses and phones a network of us rifle through their shit and steal nudes and credit card info.
>>713865740
yeah as if women leave nude pictures of themselves in their purses
>>713865045
goddamn youre lucky, i wish my regular sister did this with me when i was young
>>713865420
I'm definitely looking forward to hear all about them if you still wanted to DM me on insta. My fetishes are:
5. Filtering porn to look artistic
4. Redheads
3. Exhibitionism / Agoraphilia (Outdoor)
2. Urophilia (Pee)
1. Hebephilia (Early Adolescence)
I wish I knew an age appropriate female willing to pee outside and pretend she was a preteen in real life, something you'd seem to be cool with. I'm sure you make a lot of dudes happy.
>>713865658
Are you a femanon and is your name Maddie?
>>713865859
they leave their phones in their purses
>>713865195
"SUPERFOODtm" and that hipster organic shit is expensive.
Veggies, chicken, Rice, blackbeans, most spices aren't.
You'll get through it buddy, Even if you just ditch the shit like Softdrink and candy you'll notice an improvement.
Experiment with your spices, watch your sodium. You'll be fine. just stick with it
>>713865980
It was pretty fun, I've posted the story before.
>>713866206
Do you two still have sexy time with each other, no but casually bring it up and joke about it, or is it awkward and you avoid it?
One time in when I was in High school I arrived early to first period Drafting and decided to turn on this black kids computer. I slipped in a floppy and downloaded a very graphic threesome of two women and a man doing each other on a billiards table. I set it as his wallpaper and turned off his monitor. I went back to my computer and sure enough he came in and turned on his monitor and saw the porno. He was confused all while two Chinese girls also saw it and went to tell the teacher. Teacher comes in and asks him about it. He's speechless and gets an in school suspension hahaha I felt a little bad but he was used to the suspensions so I stayed quiet.
>>713866015
Filtering porn to look artistic is really interesting. Never thought or heard of anything like it! I recognize Jordyn, she's cute.
Yeah I'd definitely be cool with that. Most of the guys I meet are pretty vanilla so ehh I don't bother most of the time anymore
I've been smoking weed with my buds for the past few weeks.
>>713866186
thanks mang
the issue of sleep still worries me though. i'm one of those shitheads who likes getting up early but also staying up late. this results in getting an average of about 4 hours per night.
>>713866536
That's a shame. Your tallents and desires can be put to good use.
Know-it-alls are the worst thing thats ever happened to humanity, in the history of this planet. I hate them with a passion, which in turn makes me hate entire generations because both boomers AND millennials act as though they know everything there is to know about any subject they could possibly be presented with.
And thats just fucking wrong. You don't know everything, you never WILL know everything, and acting like you DO know everything makes you sound like a dumb cunt. Everyone knows you're bullshitting to bolster your own ego and its the most unattractive thing I've ever seen you do.
I fucking hate all of you for your arrogance, and for your blatant idiocy. And I fucking hate how you try to one-up everyone with your bullshit factoids, and I hate how you fact check during every goddamn conversation. If you don't know something, fucking admit it and shut the fuck up. And don't try to CONDESCEND while you flounder for shit to say that sounds feasible. Go fuck yourselves, YOU are the fucking problem.
>>713866352
No I see her maybe once a year now, she's married. Never talked about it after it happened.
>>713862300
Was it a 3 way or two separate times?
>>713862300
Pics?
>>713863065
Story? Pics?
>>713863215
Did you have sex or engaged in any sexual intercourse? How was your relationship with her? I immagine you don't have the same discussions with someone so much younger than you as you do with someone around your age.
>>713866954
I think it's a deep rooted issue, maybe insecurity that drives them to be like that
>>713864452
Find that girl gain and you can probably do it for free. Unless she is a hooker now.
>>713865658
The use of ":)))" indicates Eastern Europe. Romanian, by any chance?
>>713867168
But this..wide-spread (for lack of a better word)?
Its like a phenomenon sweeping the nation. Like a deep rooted issue is one thing, for an individual. But on this massive of a scale? This kind of uniformity across the board has to be something else. I don't know if its social media, or if its the internet making every answer readily available or WHAT. But if I don't know something, I just say "I don't know" and move on. And then I read up on it later in my spare time, to learn. Not to make myself feel smart or superior.
The people I respect the most are the people I meet who are brave enough to just say, "I don't know". Humility is the most attractive trait in human beings right now, because we see it so rarely. That fucks me up, because I LOVE to learn new things but when I admit that I DONT know something, everyone and their fucking mother has to tell me why I'm wrong and most times they're condescending with INCORRECT information to boot.
Just say it. JUST SAY "I dont know". Be big enough to fucking admit it. Not petty enough to pretend its not true.
> Dated a lady for a few years,
>She gets diagnosed with borderline early into the relationship
>"Whatever baby i love you everything's been fine so far"
> Give her extra leeway with some stuff because its not entirely her fault.
> She takes advantage of it
> I get depressed and stressed out from the holy trinity of Work, Homelife, Lovelife all getting rough.
> Relationship becomes Emotionally Abusive
> I endure.
> One day, crack the shits with my housemates and move out,
> Experience a moment of clarity,
> Quit job and dump girlfriend.
> Life is getting better but...
> Now have anxiety issues at work and in social situations.
> Was Alienated from a lot of my friends because she would get jealous i was spending time with them, haven't been able to re-connect.
> 3 years without speaking to her
> I'm mostly better, a Quieter less social person but im doing okay.
> Get a message from her
> She apologies for everything she did, Names some specifics and calls the old relationship abusive
> She wants to catch up.
> She's coming around today.
> My Dick has been diamonds the last 3 days thinking about the sex we used to have.
> I am going to have no chill
>>713866859
Okay, if you're in this the long haul.
start Pushing it out in 20 minute intervals.
Like goto bed 20 minutes earlier and stick to the sleep routine.
After 3 nights Add another 20 minutes.
Slowly start to push that out,
You gotta be damn religious with this until it becomes the norm though.
If you are on the computer or your phone right up until you sleep, Spend that 20 minutes in sorta a wind down mode without looking at screens,
Maybe Brushing teeth or picking out clothes or making lunch for the next day.
Something simple.
>>713862788
Use lube you fucking degenerate.
>>713865555
Kek. Nice digits and nice trolling.
>>713868552
holy shit i didnt see that. thanks
My secret is I've never gotten doubles in my life, ever.
>>713869056
>>713868453
thanks champ
>>713868552
it was similar to this picture
My wifes sister got drunk at a party at our house a couple of years ago, took off her top and was parading around showing everyone her tits.
My wife got pissed and told me to take her to the guest room and put her in bed.
Drunk sister in law sucked me off, then passed out.
I was drunk too, hoped she wouldn't remember it.
She did, texted me a couple days later about it.
She's done it several times since then usually when at family functions. I think the risk of getting caught turns her on. Me too I suppose.
pic related, its sis in law
Could there be any way that this could theoretically backfire?
I sent a girl I am interested in "So... How was the first shift with the fire department?"
Shouldn't have any issues, but never know really.
>>713869561
This sounds hot but next time go for her daughter. She's a bit too old for me to fap to this story now and you really should consider my masturbatory needs the next time you engage in extra marital affairs.
>>713869912
kekkd
>>713869912
Daughter is 15, give me a couple of years.
>>713859524
Congrats B/ro
I jerked off to that thread of the stripper who wanted attention earlier today.
>>713858935
I'm broke as fuck can any anon donate like 20?
[email protected] paypal
>>713870109
Send her this way if she's hot. I can teach her so now so she is ready for you. Got pics of dau?
>>713864603
It's not a girl. If it was she'd time stamp. But she won't. Because she is a he. And that pic is not really the person posting. Dumbass fucking pleb.
>>713870109
No. See my posts here:
>>713862600
>>713864825
>>713862250
Cuck.
>>713870109
>>713869912
>Daughter is 15, give me a couple of years
Lol. Underage is a recurring theme in this thread.
>>713858935
I'm stringing along my girlfriend even though I don't love her any more, she's unwell so I can't bring myself to break up with her even though I'm dating/falling in love with another woman.
>>713870533
Wow, you are sooo perceptive.
I masterbate to porn
On the internet
>>713864054
Fake and gay
>>713859524
Congrats fellow degenerate
>>713861439
You are the scum of humanity
>>713864054
We could probably be friends. Compare fucked up stories. kik me! ameliabodelia
>>713858935
I'm a Rabbi, deeply admired and respected in my community but sometimes when I'm alone I like to just shit my pants for no reason. I have literally holocausted thousands of pairs of underpants for no other reason than I am mentally insane.
>>713871148
>>713862461
That is a genius idea my friend
When I was 16 I was dating a girl and her mom didn't like me.
One night watching movies the mom asked me to come help her in the kitchen.
Mom told me she'd fuck me if I broke up with girlfriend. I said prove it, she went down on me in the kitchen right there.
Broke up with gf and fucked the mom for about 3 months.
Good trade, daughter wasn't putting out anyway which is funny because that was the moms biggest fear. I didn't ever tell her that her daughter was a good girl and never gonna give up the goods anyway.
>>713858935
I really want to Suck a dick. What's it like OP?
>>713871419
few thousand in computer parts. i never got caught
>>713863065
That could never be a secret everyone would know if you fucked your sister... or do you get your sister in law pregnant that would be an epic story.
>>713862461
I'm the reason why my high school made possession of a drawing of an incendiary device a suspendable offense.
>>713871749
Pics or she didn't happen
>>713871889
damn
>>713871889
my school is still looking for who stole all those parts
I want to get married and have kids. I love my SO but when ever we talk it's always either it's an interest or it's an absolute no. I feel so dicked around. I don't want to waste time on someone who doesn't have the same desires. I also am not the bread winner, I want to be a stay at home parent for the first 2 years. It's so important for development. I want to have three kids, and get married to a loyal and loving SO
>>713871968
I had a drawing of a firecracker, some kid thought I was making a bomb.
I ended up getting expelled, spent a month appealing and finally came back to rumors that I had tried to burn down the auditorium
>>713871614
I'll tell you.
They have a kind of unexpected flavor/texture. It's kind of waxy or something. Like have you ever pet the head of a guy who shaves his hair off? That's a similar texture.
I haven't always been able to tell when guys are cumming. Some are super obvious about it, others just keep getting sucked, while others just want to punt their load and be done.
Black dudes have slightly larger dicks, they also have weird pubic hair, and a different scent.
Cum smells/tastes like a Bradford Pear in bloom.
An above average size cock always makes me think I'll vomit.
Bi guy
>>713872185
wow
When I was 16, a 52 year old Rabbi and I started talking online I was/am super into Dominate and submissive play. I have been since I was 12 and start talking with a 24 year old. Anyways he work at the synagogue down the road. We had sex a few times, he punished me and would command me to eat his cum in public. I was younger than his daughter.
Honestly, I think 4Chan is the most boring website on the internet.
9gag have even become better than this shit hole.
>>713871897
Why was that in response to me and not who I responded too?
>>713861906
We all do bro
I visited Denver just for the weed tourism.
>>713862788
Put lotion on your dick twice a day and leave it alone.
>>713872237
>Bi guy
You spelled faggot wrong
I been working for a Spanish import company, basically bolts and washers. We used to buy in China and then redistribute in Spain, Italy and France.
I've been to China 2 times for business and I met a few sellers and, sometimes, their families.
I had a relationship with one of my local seller's wife and her daughter. Not at the same time, obviously.
Yeah, it's not a big secret.
I posted a pic of my mom(no face on /r/. It was an upskirt shot of her in no panties however was blurry because I took it so quick. I had fellow people there fix the bluryness of it and fap to it at least twice a day. Pic related
If I posted them I'd be v& 4sure
>>713872387
Oops. My bad.
A person tried to get into a relationship with me a month. When they made their move, I punched them several times and kicked them out of my house. This is the 3rd person I beat up like that.
>>713872592
Make a Vola?
>>713872397
>leave it alone
no
>>713872521
Post the fixed pic pls. Preferably bigger size.
>>713872237
I've put an advertisement on CL to meet someone. Im really curious.. kek
About 5 years ago my wife and i visited Las Vegas.
We got into a squabble about money. As in she needed to calm the fuck down with the blackjack, and she got all pissy about why did we even come to vegas if she can't gamble as much as she wants.. blah blah blah.
I got annoyed and went to the hotel gym for a workout. There was a guy there, completely doing his own thing. I walked up to him, stared him in the eyes for about 5 seconds, then grabbed his dick and felt it harden in my hands.
He didn't look gay at all. No words exchanged.
I pulled down his gym pants and sucked him dry. He lasted probably two minutes, laying back on the bench press station. Average dick, whatever.
After he blew his load in my mouth I grabbed a towel and a sip of water, cleaned my mouth, and as I walked out the door just said, wives are a pain the ass, right? And he just said Yup.
>>713872859
Kek that is the fixed one..you can make out her slit
I've fucked my sister
>>713863065
Got pics? Green text story?
Best pussy I've ever gotten was $80 for 15 minutes
>>713873110
How long ago? Story?
>>713872950
If I get dubs on this post you have to do it.
Just explain in your post that you're bi-curious, and better looking dudes will reply.
>>713873220
Her? Really? How so?
>>713872989
I see now. Only looked at thumbnail before. Mom go commando often? She know you are looking?
>>713858935
just had a deaf whore blow me and lick my ass for $100.
>worth every fucking penny.
Four weeks ago was the last. We went swimming, we shared a changing room. I accidentally
Fell against her then pushed my finger up her bum. She likes it. Then I brush up against her.
>>713873598
How did she know what you wanted? LOL
been married 8 years. pretend to be a conservative christian trump-supporter. but love black cock, and take it every weekend -- in my mouth and up my ass. the only party I feel guilty about is lying to my wife.
When I slept at my friends house every weekend, ( we were about 12-13 ) I got curious and kept waiting for 2 or 3 hours and took his hand around my dick. So I wanted to get a little further and touched his dick too.. kept slowly jerking him off and took his little sick in my mouth.. it felt so good that I kept sucking up and down and forgot he was asleep. He woke up , moaning.. so I kept doing it until I was tired. We fell asleep and woke up like nothing happend. We never said a word about it either. I'm 24 now.
Femanon here.
When I was 18 I gave my 13 year old brother and 5 of his friends a gangbang as a birthday present.
>>713864428
OVER THE LINE!
>>713873220
You don't pay whores for sex. You pay them to go the fuck away when you are done.
>>713873924
that's nice
before you post again, please let us see your butt hole, spread vagine and tits.
thanks
>A priest touched me
>>713873924
so you fucked your brother?
>>713873290
I did. Someone actually responded. Gonna check now.
>>713873924
you are:
>>713862300
and you're full of shit. Nice stories though, neckbeard.
sometimes my gf doesn't flush her poo and I eat it
I also love to smell her farts.
>>713873924
Damn, why didn't I have a sister like you? Did they all cum in you?
>>713864054
LOL EMILY
>>713874186
>>713873504
Yes rarely wears panties...pretty sure she knew
>>713874087
had been sucking him and a few friends off for a couple of years. Parents away, 7 of his friends staying, I've sucked them all off before. Was horny and thought "fuck it". Took them to my bedroom, let them strip me, lay on my bed and told them I was their sex toy for the night as long as they came in my mouth. I loved it and they all enjoyed themselves. My brother loved fucking me, and I let him and a couple of his friends fuck me whenever we could. We all enjoyed it and didn't harm anyone.
>>713874246
They all came in my mouth.
>>713874781
How long ago was this pic taken? You think Mom wants to fuck you?
>>713874979
You ever take pics?
>>713874979
I was my school cumslut through secondary school and by 17 loved sucking off the 12 yo's as they were so eager.
>>713872109
I feel you bro. I feel you hardddddd
>>713875314
Was a few years ago now, before camera phones.
>>713867918
A friend of mine went through the same thing. She came back 2 times always apologized and then did the same stuff all over again. the 3rd time she dumped him she said this would be forever and actually went no contact on him. Something he should have done. Something you should do
>>713867918
>>713875556
he is right, mental illness never goes away. apologes don't make up for it. get your dick wet if you have to but don't revive the relationship
I was in a series of hardcore porn photoshoots and videos when I was 8.
>>713875910
Story?
>>713858935
I used to dry hump a younger female cousin of mine at the yearly Thanksgiving gettogether. I often wonder if she remembers it (she was much younger at the time); which is why it is cringeful to see her now.
>>713871529
was she caring for her daughter or did she just want your d?
>>713862099
You banana filth
>>713872521
is this dress blue and black or white and gold?
>>713876014
Was about 20 years ago. The photoshoots were sort of clinical, just photos - "take his cock in your mouth, just a little deeper, hold it there, click, onto next shot". The series looked like they were really licking my pussy and facefucking me, but they weren't really. If there were things I hadn't done before the guys would show me what to do. Once was a 69 with me on top; I got in the position he told me then he said he would lick my pussy and I would suck his cock. I said I wanted to try it, he said just to get familiar with it. He started licking my pussy and I started sucking his cock. After a few moments he said that's what we would do, but I kept sucking his cock to see if I could make him cum in my mouth the way the photos looked. After a few moments he started licking my pussy again and pushing his cock up into my mouth. Wasn't long before he came in my mouth and I swallowed it all. He was really apologetic saying he shouldn't have done that but I kept telling him I liked it. I put it to the rest of them (4 men, 2 women) that I wanted to really suck the men off during a shoot. They were against it at first but eventually came round, but decided to film it instead. So we did 3 films, similar to the shoots, me stripping off, posing with my pussy held open, then the guys would start licking my pussy (really licking it now which was great) and letting me suck their cocks till they came in my mouth and I showed the camera the cum in my mouth and swallowed it. I was never hurt or felt scared in any way. They were all really nice. The 2 men I did the shoots with used to take me to McDonalds afterwards. They never tried or implied anything to me outside of the studio. They were really nice, and I laugh thinking back to sitting in McDonalds with 2 men who an hour before had been licking my pussy as I sucked their cocks and swallowed their cum.
>>713872681
dere tsundere mysweetest fetishuuuu
The only person I fear more than myself is my girlfriend.
I stole 1000 euros from my parents and build a pc with it. But I waited a year so they won't get suspicious
>>713876582
Beta male cuck.
>>713876449
>I wanted to really suck the men off during a shoot. They were against it at first but eventually came round
So these men didn't have problems sticking their dicks in your mouth but had problems with you swallowing? Plus, I don't think swallowing is what fotographers would let you do as they can't show the male orgasms on fotos like this. Most bullshit story here
>>713876582
I fear losing my fiance, she makes my life better just by being around, but she has called me a sociopath on multiple occasions
I'm pretty sure a sociopath wouldn't care, right?
>robotripping right now, disregard if I make no sense.
>>713876582
she is more afraid of you than you are afraid of her
>>713862788
'Friction burns' are the herpes anon.
>your life is over
I fucked my cousin when she passed out after drinking and taking two bars (xanax). I knew she was on BC, so I shot a massive load in her. She started moaning towards the end. It was hot af. She never said anything about it. So I'm not sure if she knows or not. We hang out all the time.
>>713870183
Pics?
>>713858935
Went to a massage parlour for the first time yesterday, ended up going twice
She jerked me off and allowed me to finger her, was super wet .. kissed me on the neck and then let me cum in her mouth
Only charged me for the massage
2nd time I went about 2 hrs later and while jerking me I asked if I could fuck her
She said she can't or she get in trouble but was biting her lip
I stood up and she jerked me while rubbing it in her clit, came all over her landing strip
>>713863026
How did you feel about the fact that they did it? Disgusted? Turned on?
>>713876449
It sounds like you enjoyed it. So you don't feel like you were abused in any way. Wish you could tell the white knights but don't risk the adults. Were the guys family?
>>713862300
Timestamp tits or GTFO. Because I bet you're a dude.
>>713877964
Good times! Where you located?
A Lannister always pays his debts. You know who you are.
And, yes, I didn't realize selfies were mirrored.
>>713878483
And you're the one who pretended to be 13?
>>713878483
but you realize you could have mirrored the selfie on pc?
>>713878162
I loved it. They were friends of my uncle, but were all really nice, especially the 2 men I sucked and fucked. I was only abused in the legal way, not physically, and I enjoyed it and had fun.
>>713878713
How did it start in the first place? The pictures.
i sexually abuse my gardevoir
>>713878483
I want to suck on those big beautiful tits of yours. Pussy pic?
>>713873706
Just gestured and moved her around. Her ad said we could write shit down, but I had a better time just flipping her around to do my bidding. She aimed to please and must really be submissive because she just did what I wanted, and didn't it enthusiastically. She seemed really pleased with herself at the end that she pleased me.
>>713878589
No. A promise from a secrets thread from last night.
>>713878621
Been a day. Didn't think about it.
>>713877964
Great menu selection there! Don't expect all MPs to be so cool.
I enjoyed penis inspection day at school
>>713878971
Thank you. But, no, sorry. Tits are not a big deal to me, but not doing anything else.
>>713878713
Did Mom and Dad know? Or just Uncle? Do you do porn now?
>>713869561
Lying faggot
>>713876449
did you not suffer any trauma at all from these events?
>>713867918
JERK OFF FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I whiteknighted a girl during HS drama between friends.
>just to Fuck her.
Did did did it.
>>713878713
what the fuck do you mean in the legal way?
>>713879542
holding her while she cryed telling you about the chads she fucked and letting her fall asleep in your arms isn't sex kiddo
>>713878863
The process of the pictures? The 2 women would dress me up in costumes and do my make up, then I'd slowly strip in front of the camera, and once naked would pose holding my pussy open. Then the 2 men would come in naked with limp cocks. I'd suck them till they were hard, then they would suck my buds of tits, and lick and finger my pussy. Then I'd usually get on my hands and knees and as one put his cock in my mouth, the other slid his cock into my pussy. They would alternate and take turns in my mouth but both would cum in my mouth which I showed to the camera then swallowed.
>>713879259
That's too bad. You shouldn't be so shy. She should be proud to show that sexy vag. I bet it looks nice.
>>713879769
No I mean like how did it even start in the first place?
Also, where were your parents during all this/what did they know?
>>713879769
i think he means like how did you start doing it, not how each individual shoot started
>>713879769
Did you get copies of the vids? If so do you still have them?
>>713879945
man you are asking to get banned saying shit like that
>>713879294
Only my uncle knew, but he never participated. Never did porn since.
>>713874246
You fucking pleb. She's not real. That's why she won't Timestamp. Holy fuck you're dumb. Kys already.
>>713864428
sauce?
>>713879412
It wasn't traumatic. I enjoyed it and had fun.
>>713879695
Abused in that I was a minor being used for child porn. But I wasn't ina ny way abused for the shoots.
>>713879856
Still no. Self-conscious as fuck. Just did the tit pic as a promise from last night.
>>713880114
I don't want to see them just curious about what happened. Good point though.
>>713879895
My uncle used to babysit me most saturdays. One day he took me to a friends who took photos of me. We went back a few times before he suggested I take some of my clothes off. I enjoyed it and it just led on from there. The sexual side was new to me but I was curious and they made it fum.
>>713880623
ah i get ya
>>713879945
No, but I'm sure my uncle did.
>>713880562
I understand. But you shouldn't be self-conscious. Also, showing it is the best way to get over it. Not trying to push. Just stating a fact. Anyways, your tits are sexy af. And I'd cum all over them.
>>713858935
I have broadcasted on chaturbate doing a slave show.
>>713880878
Are you a fem anon? How old were you?
>>713881144
Look at those dubs!!
>>713881189
Read the previous posts for details.
>>713881144
checkem
There are only two things I'm insecure about - the fact that I enjoy anime and the fact that I'm circumcised like some fucking Jew
>>713880974
So as far as you know, your parents never knew?
>>713881259
>>713881417
tripsdubs
>>713881113
Been that way for me since I was a kid, so hard to get over, ya know?
Thank you, though. Glad you enjoy them!
>>713879769
Timestamp your tits. Oh wait. You won't. Because you're fake af and full of shit.
>>713880974
Ever wonder how many times uncle fapped to them? Or thought about re-enacting with uncle?
>>713881773
Anytime. I saved the pic of your tits. I'm going to gap hard to them later. The best part about this place, is you can post your vag. And no one would see your face. So no harm no foul. Do you have a Kik account?
>>713869870
Well she responded, but she's on duty right now. So, could have easily been called out again. Or may be busy doing stuff at the fire house. So, I definitely can't expect regular replies tonight.
>>713882703
Wow. You fucking pleb piece of shit. How stupid are you? That's not a real chick. It's just a dude typing out his fantasy. Don't you get it?!? For fuck sake. There's a reason that anon won't Timestamp. Please kys.
>>713863215
Haha funny my fellow old-omosexual please tell me where do you live? :)
Debating about cheating on my wife... Been chatting up a woman from Tinder.
I'm 95℅ sure I could get away with it.
>>713883085
Nobody has asked her to time stamp. Maybe its a guy. I don't give a fuck. Just fun. Thanks for butting in and displaying your level of intelligence.
>>713858935
im a guy and I love Monster High
>>713872386
>agreed
I'm here only because it became an habit to click on 4chan icon in chrome favorite
>>713883604
Says the guy who doesn't care if he's being lied to by a guy pretending to be a girl. Lmmfao. What a fucking pleb.
>>713882894
Oh, I know, just not comfortable with it. I also do have a kik, but not giving it out. Sorry.
>>713883831
I'm a dad. I kinda enjoy watching my kids cartoons.
>>713883604
I'm demanding her to Timestamp. If you don't like it then GTFO.
>>713883895
If I give you mine, will you add me?
>>713882913
Should I try and bring up meeting up over winter break at somepoint in this convo?
Just something casual like "We should really meet up over winter break or something"
>>713866186
Truth. Even if you eat poorly once a week try to use portion control. And remember that sometimes when you thin you're hungry at night you just need to sleep. Your stupid body just thinks it should eat for energy to stay awake. Fuck that jerk. Jack off and go to bed. Good luck.
>>713884011
Sure.
>>713883590
Should I cheat on my wife?
This girl isn't nearly as hot as my wife but our sex life has been kinda boring lately.
>>713884109
My kik name is Alisterius
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Come join us, we're playing music
Live chat, come meme out
-.Molly
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Come join us, we're playing music
Live chat, come meme out
-.Mollyv
>>713883935
LOL. The only one who is upset is you. Enjoy your ignorance. I am done with you.
>>713884200
Your dubs indicates you should cheat.
>>713869561
No she didnt you stupid fuck. She told me you spent 20 minutes waggling your limp dick around the room and when it would get hard you screamed useless fuck and passed out crying.
>>713858935
i licked my own shit when i was 12
didn't like it
>>713884590
I'm not upset. I think it's funny how fucking pathetic you are. It's ok though. Runaway like the moronic little bitch you are. Lmao
>>713884109
Will you add me real quick?
Ate out a five year old a good while back. Was drunk and virgin as fuck and don't know why I did it. Not a pedo, just really wanted to taste some pussy, saw a chance and went at it.
I'd say no regrets but, well, mild regrets.
>>713884905
Who was she? Daughter? Sister?
>>713883590
Post both their pics and we can help you decide.
>>713884537
>>713884871
Added.
>>713866882
bottom left...
why do you have to ruin a scanner darkly for me?
whyyyy
>>713863215
>tfw no 12-13 year old gf to cuddle
>>713871260
>justkikethings
I got the best blowjobs i could get for under $7. A few of them were from the same girl.
>>713885244
Nope. Random girl. I was on a trip headed south from Ohio. Was at a hotel in Georgia, hotel's pool. I had been drinking and decided to go for a swim since I already paid for the room and fuck it, I was getting my money's worth. I guess the girl had shitty parents because fuck knows where they were, and well, I was a loser so we were the only ones in the pool late hours. (it was around 9, pool closed at 10, town was a total bumblefuck)
Got to talking to her, we played around in the water, my drunk brain was like "you should 'accidentally' touch her butt and tits and stuff' so we got a bit physical and she seemed kinda into it but I'm sure that was just the alcohol talking and I told her I could make her feel good. She was down so I started rubbing her pussy underwater.
Well, she liked it so I told her I could make her feel even better and I had her sit on the edge of the pool by the deep end, pulled her swimsuit out of the way and got mad licky. It tasted like chlorine, skin and piss. She really liked it, but I wasn't having such a good time because chlorine puss.
I should have tried for more with her, but I got anxious and got outta there. Told her I had to get to bed, hugged her and went to pack everything the fuck up. Just jumped in my car and booked. I paid in cash, but I knew the desk had my name, ID and all that so I spent the next entire year paranoid out of my mind. Yeah, I was drunk driving, I was such an asshole back then.
I once caught the clap from a 18year old black girl. It hurt when I pissed for 2 weeks. I even jacked off with the gonorrhea in my system. I got some mexican antibiotics to get rid of it
>>713858935
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
>>713886443
Gat damn anon
>>713879245
Is this a real thing in some places?
I knocked up my wife on our honeymoon. Super sperm.
My gorgeous sister-in-law's husband was shooting blanks and wouldn't get anything done about it.
One day my wife said they were talking and she broke down crying about how she'll never have a baby. Wife tells me that she offered to let me knock her up. I'm floored by this and so was her sister, but they worked it out and she took the offer.
I thought about it and ended up spending an entire weekend cumming inside my sister in law in her marriage bed while her husband was on a business trip. She said it was the best sex she'd ever had, and I was the biggest she'd ever had.
Then, boom...twins. They're happy as can be. I almost died of laughter when my wife told me that when he found out she was pregnant he said "See? I told you I was fine!".
I knocked her up again the same way, this was only supposed to be a one-time thing and my wife is getting antsy.
I feel great about all of it.
>>713887739
You lucky bastard lol
>>713884594
I guess it's my destiny
>>713887739
Did ur sister in law cum? Did wife watch or ask u about it at all? Who is hotter?
>>713861439
I hate you
>>713888036
Can u post pics so we can have a better idea? Aren't u worried about on onyoue wife's friends or something seeing u on tinder? My gf is out of town and if love to go on there but I'm worried I'll get caight
>>713871529
this is copy pasted
>>713872521
any other body pics? somethimg clearer
I cam inside of my girlfriend and we put the cum that leaked out of her pussy into the cream to pipe inside of profiteroles. Her parents and her sister then ate the profiteroles without knowing.
I touched my cousin once while she was asleep in bed next to me. In the middle. of her sleep she said stop it and slapped my hand, but I dont think she remembers because she didnt wake up and never treated me ackwardly, and even hung out with me a couple times after that, but I still fear that she might remember one day. Pic not related.
>>713888658
why did u do that? what did gf say? r sis and mom hot?
>>713886443
This dudes a fucking maniac!!!! Holy shit.
>>713888069
They're both hot. My sister in law is thick like Lisa Ann, my wife is thinner. It's a nice change of pace, but I love my wife.
Wife didn't watch, all she asked about it was "Everything go well?". I told her it went great and I love her. Then we fucked lol. My cock was so sore.
Sister in law came every time. I could feel her pussy clenching on my cock, it was amazing.
She said no one had ever been that deep and she couldn't believe how deep she really was.
When I was ready to cum I'd hold her legs up bring her knees almost to her tits, and then just pile-drive my cock into her and nut. This is how I came in her every time while we kissed, it's great for conceiving and it's a great position for feeling close to each other.
She cried every time I came or she came, not because she was hurting but because of the emotions. She would wrap her arms and legs around me and pull me into her. She kept thanking me and crying when we cuddled. I love her so much.
God dam I need to fuck her right now after typing this shit but he's home through the end of the year lol.
Youre the best, bro.
>>713889071
For fun. She wanted to do it. And yes.
