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What are some of your red flags with women?
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Running away mostly
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>>713861242
Whatever is the opposite of that sauce?
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If they like me
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>>713861242
Im colorblind in the realworld and in my love life. All I see is flags.
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"finally you have come to my life" in the first two weeks
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>>713861242
When they bitch about you to other men
DROPPED
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>>713861242
"Guys are easier to be around"
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>>713861242
>too many friends/followers on social media
>guys commenting degenerate shit and nothing being done about it
>having a kik
>constantly on snapchat
>being a drama queen

Avoid women that do this shit and you will be smooth sailing
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>>713861242
when they say the're depressed
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>>713861242
Talks too much. I wanna get me a hot deaf girl.
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>>713861242
when they collect babby daddys as if they were pokemon
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If they have a cock, that's a deal breaker
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>my ex loved having me blow him while he was driving.
I don't want to know about your ex boyfriends dick.
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>>713861657
you mean mute right
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>>713861844
dubs says you are full of shit.
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>>713861525
what does that mean
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>>713861955
dub off!!!
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>>713861242
"I love horses"
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>>713861918
can't talk when your cock is stuffed in their throat.
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>>713862019
you lost
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>>713861918
what?
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IF SHE CUTS HERSELF RUN THE FUCKING OTHER WAY AND NEVER LOOK BACK.
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>>713861813
even if it's a feminine penis?
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>>713861242
Have a smartphone. My ex was great until she traded in her flip phone for an iPhone.

Suddenly the internet followed us everywhere we went. Can't watch a movie without having the phone out. Can't sit still without having the phone out. Can't go for a walk without having the phone out.

Fucking Facebook slot machine games.

Never again.
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>>713862270
Self-harm behavior can be a symptom of several psychiatric illnesses: personality disorders (esp. borderline personality disorder); bipolar disorder (manic depression); major depression; anxiety disorders (esp. obsessive-compulsive disorder); as well as psychoses such as schizophrenia.
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>I'm not religious, I'm spiritual
Into the trash she goes.
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>>713862002
I take A LOT of dick on a common basis
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>no female friends
>constantly talks negatively about exes
>no relationship with parents/hates dad
>constantly talks negatively about her job/personal life/friends
>doesn't have any plans for the future to better herself or be happy
>people you trust don't like her
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>>713861242
>bitches that never stop complaining about everything, specially 1-2 months after relationship
>whores that fuck with you the first week or so
>sluts that try to control you the second you are with them (contacts, social meetups, female friends, phone calls, internet, etc...)
>the ones that always try you to pay for everything, like "it is your duty" or "they thought you were suposed to"
>any girl that gets in your way to an important objective, like a job or studies, the first year or so (afterwards, it isn't much of a redflag if the thing is justified)
>any cumslut that doesn't want "boundaries"and want to fuck other men while you are her bf
>crazy ones, and believe me here, there are a LOT of them. To spot them, watch weird things, like obsesive behaviour, aggresiveness, lying problems...
>the fucking feminism girl/feminazi, i'm only taling about the bat shit crazy ones, but intelligent girls with interesting, mild feminist ideas are good (but they are also very scarce)
>dumb bitches, stay away from stupidity, seriosuly
>girls that make you feel bad, on purpose (usually abusive ones), sometimes they are the crazy ones too
>extremely religious ones
>no sex girls
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>>713862002
that means she likes to be around guys. She is like the movie Sausage party
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>>713861955
"Relationship" lasted 3 months.
Told her to fuck off when she turned up to my work drunk and hit 2 of my coworkers.
Hot redhead but totally fuck in the head.
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>>713861242
She's interested in me
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Piercings

Tattoos

Dating niggers

Liking POP music or having Hollywood idols

all disgusting
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"I'm sad :("
"What happened"
"Nothing..."
Fuck that shit i hate it.
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>>713862364

no, you are an average Joe, a pop music lover, that's why you date those skanks. because you can't see they are trashy and tacky, because YOU are 2!
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>>713862924
>Piercings
>Tattoos
What's it like being a high school virgin
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>>713861242
Them being female and, thus, probably partially insane is the main one for me.
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>>713861242
• Past relationship with nigger,
• Listenens to rap,
• Thinks celebrities are an authority on social issues
• Believes in progressive policies
• Smokes (anything other than my cock)
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kids

\thread
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>>713862833
all of those explained my best friend, we both dude btw
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when she asks if I know anyone that has meth or coke or heroine the second time I see her.
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>>713862044

Care to explain?
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If I have to explain words more than 2 syllables
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>>713862044
Are you 8 years old?
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>>713863138

How is it like to be tacky and trashy.

I hope your tattoo pierced whore is getting a lot of attention she is craving from others

people with tats and piercings are disgusting retarded idiots
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>>713863331
what do you mean?
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>>713863441
not him but i've heard horse girls are fucking crazy
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>>713861242

If she has kids. Huge dealbreaker.

Also, raising another man's child is literally the definition of cuckoldry.
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Smokers turn me off. Hate the fucking smell of it and everything else about it.
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>>713863569
You're awfully opinionated for a 14 year old.
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>>713863569
>Because she has one tattoo or piercing she is trashy

12 year old confirmed
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>>713863611
ops sorry wrong guy
also checked
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>>713861955
Dubs checked he is a piece of shit.
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>>713863613
>>713863611
Horses in England are a high class thing or a low class thing. The middle is a mundane insanity, the extremities are something else.
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>>713863767

well, if you are tacky and trashy you can't imagine that.

But what is the use to muitlate yourself, it is disgusting,

only disgusting gypsies ware gold and stuff, besides the tacky and trashy people like you


HAVING THE NEED TO PUT A LOT OF JEWELRY ON YOUR BODY IS A COMPENSATION OF YOUR WEAK GENETICS

you try to look interesting. but you just have bad genetics .. compensating it with metal trash objects
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>>713862364
Women ignoring men to use their phones is a subtle sign of disrespect. They're saying, 'You're not worth my full attention'.

As soon as a girl does this on a date, I just get up, walk away often without a word, go home and block her on everything. If a girl shows you disrespect and you just met her, it means she really thinks she can play games with you. If a girl is like your ex and suddenly starts doing it, it means she has become dissatisfied and you're just the branch she's holding onto until she can grab the next one as she swings through the whore jungle.
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>>713862534
It's like WedMD and Tumblr in one post
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>>713861242
> Much selfies online
> Asks guy she don't know for drinks
> Tells you what she is doing instead when you ask if she has time
> Wants you to pay for shit
> Is always in relationship with no longer breaks
> Has Borderline personality
> Big amount of sex Partners
> Takes very often speed
> Cheated on his partner in past
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>>713861333
Kek'd, checked, and /thread
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>>713864089
Ohhhhh...you got me, anon. Perhaps you should consider joining the Amish community? No need to worry about piercings or tattoos.
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Piercings and Tattoos. Only whores have that.
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>>713863138
I'm 36 and fucked all sorts of trashy skank pussy, in fact I have an appointment with a urologist next week because I think I have VD, and even I fucking hate tattoos and weird piercings. We all have our tastes, man.
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>>713861242

their gender
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>>713861242
There is never a situation where a girl is safe to be with. Even the simplest form of relationship, meeting and fucking and never talking to them again, will get her claiming "rape" and your ass in jail. Let alone letting her think she has control over you by being in a relationship, upsetting her by not being her slave, and then she getting more than just the police involved. Her brothers, friends, fathers, they'll come after you because she'll say "oh boo hoo he hit me" when really all you did was say "I don't want to go."
Fuck women. Stay safe, don't let them trap you into anything.
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>>713864461
You and >>713864089 should get together and frot.
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Nose rings. I don't want to date a Minotaur.
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>>713861242

>smokes
>excessive tattoos (one or two is w/e)
>"rebellious"
>snapchat score over 10,000
>instagram full of selfies
>stays in close contact w ex boyfriends
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>>713864461
I agree. At first I thought I was being prejudiced, because they look awful and trashy. Then it turns out any girl who has a piercing other than her ears, or any tattoo at all whatsoever is pure garbage. 99% of tattoos on guys are bad too, and the reasons anybody get them are cringeworthy
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>>713864466
I can repeat not liking tattoos as a personal choice but to say that a girl is trashy based on having so much as a single tattoo or piercing is just retarded. You are limiting yourself a lot as well.
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>>713864618
>tfw I would unironically fuck a female minotaur if she had a slammin body
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>>713864790
Repeat=respect
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>>713864409
>Perhaps you should consider joining the Amish community?
Nah, he seems far too EUPHORIC and uplifted by his own intelligence to wallow with 'religious' people
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>>713864733
Does sunlight burn your basement-paled skin?
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>>713862833
You just bullet pointed one example of every chick on the planet,eliminate all of these examples,you're left with a corpse.....
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>>713864790
It's okay to have standards. Girls have ridiculous ones, if he doesn't want to have some slut who thinks her body is a canvas (it isn't) then that's his choice
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>>713864790
I was replying to the part where you were calling the other fag a high school virgin. It's totally just preference but I do think they LOOK trashy. I know plenty of women who have them and are not actually trashy people, though.
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When she is obsessed with fashion or pop culture.

When she is obsessed with bands and idols.

When she haves a tattoo or piercing.

When she likes childish stuff and/or Disney.

When she likes material objects a lot.
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>>713861242
Lives at a motel and skips town for a few weeks but comes back and turns out she's a hooker
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>>713864877
So what's your shitty tattoo you're trying to defend getting? A "tribal"? A quote? Something from a fucking video game?
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>>713862911
Dubs re confirmed it
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>>713864959

99% of non trashy people are useless pop music cunts as well....
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>>713864930
It'd be fantastic for, once you do have sex, you to have daughters that cover themselves in tattoos and piercings.
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>>713861242
>Primary colored hair (minus natural red aka ginger)
>Likes pets way too fucking much
>liberal
>feminist bullshit
>sympathize with races not humanity aka she's a coal burner
>coal burners
>women who tell you how honest they are
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>>713865010
Who said I have tattoos?
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>>713864930
The girls who have ridiculous standards are also trash
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oh, lets see.

protestors.
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>>713862002
it means basically that she's not socially accepted by women and gets fucked by a large quantity of dicks
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>>713864907
there are girls that aren't like that, just... simple and nice girls

believe me, there are
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>>713861242
>no penis
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>>713865203
Jesus man I voted for Bernie too but this bitch scares me.
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>>713864959
Exactly and there are other tattoos that are quite tasteful and beautiful. I mean I get it if tattoos aren't your fancy but that's not really a red flag.
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>>713865203
communists too.

never date a communist with a flag....
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If she ever takes anything to facebook, or threatens to call the police over something.

Do whatever you want to me, but if you ever tattle on me, like we're in kindergarten and you're an adult who can't handle themselves, i'll never speak to you again
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>>713863226
>Smokes (anything other than my cock)
Kek
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>>713865392
I have dated commies and would again.
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>>713861242
Girls who say they like video games. 99.999999% of the time they're just trying to seem quirky and are giant cunts
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nigger
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>>713865074
Truth, the co-morbidity of these things is super high too
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>>713865539
Check out this contribution to the thread y'all.
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>More than one tattoo, or a tattoo larger than 4 square inches
>Black male friends that she talks to more than once a week
>Using any kind of tobacco
>Over-affectionate dad
>Doesn't own any nylons/panty hose/stockings
>Goes to church more than twice a year or wears a cross
>All her female family members are fat
>Posts on social media more than 3 times a day.
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>>713865304

there is a limit. with all things.

if something is done tastefully, subtly, it ain't trash.

if it's your entire fucking forearm devoted to attention seeking, or your hands are covered a la "job-stoppers" than you have an attention seeker. if she smokes & wears leather too?

watch the fuck out m8
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>>713865517
What if my gf actually plays video games with me and we talk about the varying stories lines and such?
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>>713864578
That shit only happen in murica with your fucking abusive laws
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>>713861242
A major red flag is if she voted for Trump
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>>713863613
They are.
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>>713865678
This I can agree with.
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>>713865706
Indeed.
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>>713865706
More like a turn on for me actually.
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>>713865517
This
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>>713865392
Tattoos, as well.

never trust a woman with tats if they're holding a flag.
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>>713865517
Damn you're young. Women play videogames. Get over it.
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To be honest weed.

Weed smokers just tend to be annoying as fuck. They think smoking weed gives them an edge, and some girls think smoking weed gives them permission to cheat somehow because she's an "edgy alternative" girl that gets high.

Yeah, just way too much cool posturing. They think it puts them in the "cool club" instead of going out and doing actually cool stuff
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If they flirt with me.
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>>713865807
Pathetic. I bet you like to get cucked too.
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>>713865693
Then you're fucking normie trash and should get out. But seriously thats why I said 99.9999%
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>>713865693
I want one like this. Chances are she's probably ugly though. If she's this based to hang with AND attractive, you have a keeper.
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>>713861242
Blacks. Americans. They're ugly and trash.
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>>713865693
then you both likely need each other cause you're at the bottom of the totem pole
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>>713865505
but did she have a flaaag?
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>>713863613
how do you know if a girl is a horse girl, you'll already know she'll tell you the first conversation you have with her. It's their entire identity
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Being not smarter than me.
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>>713865853
I never said they didn't just that almost all of them that do are insufferable cunts and only play the most mainstream shit they know to seem different
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>>713866061
No actually so does that not count?
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>>713865517
Yeah you're right, video games and smoking. Dunno what it is about it, but those seem to indicate girls that are giant cunts.

Maybe it's cause they think they're a part of some "group" by doing so?
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>wears makeup on a daily basis
into the trash it goes
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>>713865865
Dated a girl who smoked a lot. Worst experience ever. She always smelt like shit and when I asked her not to smoke as much, she would rant about how weed isn't addictive.

Dated another girl who smoked occasionally. Became snobby during smoking. Fine when finished. I couldn't deal with it though. It was just a huge annoyance.

Never had anything against weed until those two.
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>have 1st gf of 7 months
>she is cute and loving, have good time together
>kinda boring relationship
>cant think of a common future with her
>yet she's important to me, dont want to hurt her
wat do
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>>713866595
Dump her
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>>713866595
Why is she important to you?
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>>713866595
stop being such a picky motherfucker
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>>713861242
She smokes weed on her own. Not just a social smoker but an actual pothead who doesn't just do it when dudes offer it up. Girls WILL suck dick for weed. Trust me
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>>713861844
i know. They do this shit to be annoying. It's almost like they can't function in happiness. They need to cause drama or annoy in order to feel okay in a relationship
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>>713866685
those cute things she does, the way she's happy when she sees me etc. And I feel the same way, I just can think of being with her forever. Im having doubts for a few months now, which cant be a good sign
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>>713866447
My running theory is that every girl is in this unspoken sort of game with each other where they try to out-quirky one another. Eventually they realize that lying about yourself isn't a good way to find a relationship when they grow the fuck up at around 30 years old
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>>713861242

children
psychiatric illness
iPhone
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>>713866522
Yeah, they're snobby about it. I don't know what it is but they think they're really awesome and adventurous for doing it
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>>713862534
All of those are curable with the appropriate application of a penis into a vagina or anus or both.
Remember kids, it's not that sex treats mental illness, it's that mental illness comes as a consequence of no sex.

Dildos don't count which is why feminists are always so batshit crazy and unstable.
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>>713864578
Date traps instead, no need to worry about any of that shit.
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>>713866595
>spend reasonable amount of time with her
>learn about each others interests and what you want from life
>if you want the same things and like each other stay together
>otherwise find a new girl
>repeat
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>>713861242
>all friends are male
>"I just get along with men better"

Nope.jpg
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raspy voiced, semi decent looking ,smoking dames with lungs & diaphragm laugh in half sleezy joints
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>>713861242
If she's on anti-psychotics or cuts herself.
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>>713866595
Show interest in what she's doing. Maybe you'll get surprised and actually end up liking it.
Or ask her if she wants to participate in your hobbies.
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>>713867254
>people who think platonic friendships between men and women exist

lul somebody always wants to fuck the other person
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>She was born a man
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>>713866984
Plus burying themselves in irony and quirk protects their real selves. So if someone takes a dig at them, "i was just being ironic and joking the whole time anyway". Living as their real self is too much for girls. It's a level of insecurity that's difficult to understand
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>>713861580
Same. I've got too much shit on my head right now to be dealing with others' as well
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Saying she is a feminist. I walk right there. Bragging about being a bitch. I walk on that too.
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>>713864961
Well that defines my most recent ex girlfriend pretty well. She honestly wasn't the worst I've dated by a long shot but I just got bored with her and moved on
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>>713867436
i tried asking a girl one time about her hobbies and i received the following:
- twitter
- snapchat
- vine
- some empty filler shit like the first 3 options
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>>713864578
well back in the day this didn't happen because they didn't have a voice. They probably liked it better that way too
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>>713861565
That's like every girl today. Very sadly.
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>>713861242
When they try talking about anything other than drinking, spending money, or where to eat.
Male friends. ANY male friends. When they have opinions about anything.
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>>713865517
Nah my ex played video games all the time. Admittedly she it was only sims, wow, and ac but she had like 5 lvl 100s in wow and was actually pretty hot
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>>713865865

Triggered
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>>713863226
Every day liberal, huh
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>>713861525
>>713867254
>"I don't hang out with girls, too much drama"
heard that one many times, always a bad sign
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>>713867506
which is why they should
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>>713866948
It sounds like you want to be friends, good friends but no more than just friends.

You walk a careful line as Women on average have more self-esteem issues than Men. Saying that you want to be friends has to be done in as careful but nonpatronizing/condescending manner so to avoid offense or an extreme reaction.

It is better to try it that way than to let resentment build in some manner.
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Serial Cheater (Has cheated more than once)
Had a whore/party girl/molly phase
Known to be easy
Lots of guy friends/betas/orbitbetas
Sexually abused as a child
Has a big ego
Anger issues
Disrespectful to parents
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>>713866061
KEK
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Two things made me ditch my 40 yr old gf recently. Smoking hundreds of bucks in weed a month,like all night binges,while obsessively watching anime.... I like the cannabis,but can't indulge these days due to job testing. But I fucking loath anime. Between bankrupting me over weed,and an occasional quickie before an 8 hr Naruto marathon comes on,I just had enough...
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>>713867811
>>713867811
>>713867811

#datingin2016
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>>713868280
she's 40 and STILL doing this shit? that's dropworthy asap
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>>713864096
Or maybe she's just fucking with you because chaos is the only thing she can live in. Just because a girl does this, doesn't mean she wont fuck you later. Definitely not wife material if they're disrespectful, but you could definitely get some puss and some hangouts without walking out on all the girls who do this. Cause a LOT of them do this in my experience.
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>>713861242
No feminine penis
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>>713865632

>dibs bedora
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>>713867884
>99.999999%

Means that some can genuinely like games but if you're a good looking guy chances are she was just dating you for your looks which would make her a cunt. Also notice how they always play the most mainstream shit? That's because when they pretend to like games they want people to know of what they're talking about otherwise there's no point
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refuses to recycle
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>>713867075
Most fucked-up people I've known were sexually inadequate in one way or another.
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>>713868164
Sexually abused as a child rlly??
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>>713867814
>When they try talking about anything other than drinking, spending money, or where to eat.

why?
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>>713868162
thank you
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>>713868164
>Sexually abused as a child
this actually produces some sweet action. They tend to be pretty loyal, if totally crazy
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>>713868887
Yes they typically have destructive habits. Hate men. No longer trust men. Hypersexual. Classically histrionic.
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>>713869042
Quite the opposite
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Basically lack of originality. If they just follow different conventions throughout their lives, it's a bit of insecurity and that insecurity will manifest itself in your relationship
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>>713863802
Kek. Insecure skank confirmed.
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there are so many I cannot even be arsed to start listing
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>>713861242
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A definitive list of red flags on women:

>is an only child
>either parent left/died when she was young
>grew up with gay parents
>hits the club every friday and saturday with the 'girls'
>comes home past 3am
>on her phone all the time
>has more than two social media accounts
>hangs out mostly with guys
>is a leftist
>is a vegan
>volunteered abroad to help out poor people
>has the latest iPhone + Macbook
>Has had more than 2 ex boyfriends by 20.
>Lost her virginity before 16
>listens to the top 100
>photographs food every time you eat out
>More than two tattoos
>piercings in places other than belly button or ears
>bright coloured hair dyes
>Can't locate South Korea or Norway on a map
>Buys clothes every other week/goes on major shopping hauls

Feel free to add more.
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>>713861466
deep, man...
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>>713863719

If take man's woman, you raise man's kids. Woman and kids come together. Steal many woman. Have many kid. Is good.
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>>713864618
I know, right? What the fuck is up with nasal jewellery? Makes you look like you need to blow your nose.
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>>713861565
wow, all the red flags you can think of relate to social media?
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>>713869369
KEK (Can't locate south korea on a map) wot m8
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>>713869182
idk, my experience with a molested girl was that she wanted to turn her relationships into an us vs. them scenario. So got along with absolutely no one else, and would always be fighting everyone, and wanted me there with her.

So i basically had to fight with/for her, but she was loyal
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>>713869369
>volunteered abroad to help out poor people

I want the story behind this, it's too specific.
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>>713861242
Voting for Hillary
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"My family can't find out about you"
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>>713869607
I second this
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>>713869042

LOL buddy.
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>>713862315
No chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. Didnt Ted teach you anything?
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>>713867075

what if they're so crazy they can't even last through 15 minutes of sex without causing some trouble or being annoying
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>>713862826
But these are green flags if you are looking for a hole to fuck.
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>>713869369
>either parent left/died when she was young
Both. Check.

>on her phone all the time
Check.

>Has had more than 2 ex boyfriends by 20.
Check. First one raped her.

>Lost her virginity before 16
Check. See above rape at that.

>More than two tattoos
Check.

>piercings in places other than belly button or ears
Nipples, check.

>Buys clothes every other week/goes on major shopping hauls
I'll throw 'gambling binges' into that mix, check.
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>>713869544
Doesn't even sound remotely normal. Also sexually abused women tend to become hypersexual. No self control when it comes to cheating
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>>713861333
>Running away mostly

/thread
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>>713869765
Intensify dicking or apply the fisting countermeasure.
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>she's borderline

No pussy is worth this, it will ruin your life
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>>713861471
Experiencing this now, third week, is it really that bad?
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>>713869042

dude you have no idea. abused girls are crazy and they whatever the fuck they want and they don't give a shit about you, loyalty or anything you care about.
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>>713869091
you just have to get them back into the mindframe of when they were abused. they fall right in line then.
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masculine peepee
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Children.

Helping her bring up some other man's spawn is the ultimate is cuckdom. Imagine being pre-emptively cucked and agreeing to it anyway.
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>>713862833
>sluts that try to control you the second you are with them (contacts, social meetups, female friends, phone calls, internet, etc...)

This is a big no for me. Even after a while of dating, the only reason my girlfriend should be on my phone is to look at something im showing her or to take a fucking picture. I dont put up with that "Im gonna monitor you to make sure you arent cheating" shit. Why have a relationship if you cant trust me?
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>>713869337
When they aren't real redheads but pretend to be. Seriously, all girls hate redheads. Why the fuck would you pretend to be one
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>>713861242
Posting photoshopped pics
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>>713870008

true dat. borderline, depression... just get away before it's too late.
avoid any girl with a psycholgical disorder
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>>713869607
Basically it's like a badge tot hem rather than actually giving a shit about anything. Imagine they were probably sitting beside the tent on their phone, eating banana pancakes instead of actually doing any work
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>>713869042
>They tend to be pretty loyal, if totally crazy

If you call boiling your pet bunny "loyal"...
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>>713867075
My partner is a fucking nightmare. I do think she's worse since she stopped having sex. (Long, boring story). You have to keep them well fucked or they go crazy.
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>>713869928
now you've "raped" them. Now they send you to jail. Then what?
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>>713870091
in many species, the new alpha will kill the previous male's offspring and get her pregnant.

but you could always make his kids sex slaves. then you win.
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>>713861242
She ACTUALLY gives a fuck about and talks about the Kardashians
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>>713869337
google search gave me nothing
sause pls
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>>713861404
Truly there can be no clearer sign that there's something wrong with her.
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>>713870376
I'm bisexual so i continue raping in jail.
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>>713869607
She clearly lacks the critical thinking to realize that going out and helping one or two different people won't make a difference in the grand scheme of things, considering what needs tackling is the economic climate of the country/region, in order to raise masses of poor individuals up. It's also just humblebrag to post on Facebook.
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>>713863226
Whats the problem with rap? You can find some legitimately good rap thats not all "Nigga nigga nigga nigga". Ill admit I dont listen to it often, but when i need a good pump up to work out or something, Eminem can get me going.
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>>713869819

poor boy... wanna elaborate?
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>>713869819
Good luck. You'll need it.
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>>713870512
>the only good rap is eminem

13year old white boy spotted
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>>713866077
Exactly, theyre like fucking vegans.
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>>713861242
Tattoos, facial piercing.

Garbage bitch
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>>713861242
When she complains about her (longtime) abusive bf who's in jail for blind violence. And when she tells you that the relationship might have to come to an end when her dreamprince isn't a russ (norwegian tradition, look it up if you want context) anymore. When she says she's glad you didn't make a move on her when she stayed over, as you thought she had had enough relationships that were solely based around sex, only to bitch about it to her friends later, one of which is one of my closest friends too. When she tells you she wanna change her name because she does not want to be tied to her old self, as she wanted to change herself and stay with you, When she skypes this russ-prince of hers to tell him to fuck off, but end up slitting her wrists multiple times on skype with this "prince" who told her to keep at it, only to show up at her hospitalbed appearing as a knight in shining armour.
If you haven't noticed already... I'm still quite salty about a relationship with this girl who played me so fucking badly while i was at a bad state of my life.
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>>713861242
> Not being anti-capitalist
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>>713870403
>google search gave me nothing
>sause pls

I searched under big tits redhead in pictures on xhamster. Didn't find sauce or name but if you do, post.
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>>713870649
That's on you for not getting out at the first sign of crazy bruh
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>>713861242
Protip: They are all crazy. Find one you think is less crazier than the others that you can handle. Lay down the law and be the man of the relationship.
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>>713869607

>helping poor people abroad

These kind of women are usually so fucking gullible. They're pretty much the archetype of cheating/leaving relationships for immigrants, or just too easily growing tired of comfortable life. They want to virtue signal so bad they don't care who gets hurt in the process.
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>>713870687
I feel you /b/ro
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>>713870380
Wait... there are people who actually do this? I thought it was some post-post-modern irony thing.
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>>713869879
hm, i though they were waiting around for the one guy they could trust. I'm definitely not saying wife material. But perhaps for a few months
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Horses
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>>713862924
>>713864461
>>713864466
>>713864637
>>713864733
>>713865845
>>713869369
>>713869819
>>713870624

if on her skin she has a doodle, never let her touch your noodle
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>>713870649

Poor boy, ditch the bitch and move on
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>>713870687
>that terrible feel when you won't find your YPJ qt when joining YPG since they don't allow dating between their factions
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>>713870916
Lol youve got a lot to learn
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>>713870649
Well you won't do that again.

And I won't do 5' 2" redheads again.
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>>713870787
I was depressed beyhond compare when i first met her. We met in this groupchat with some friends when she started hinting to some rather dark thoughts. I just wanted to be a decent human being, so i pmd her and asked her how she was doing.
I had been over the thought of offing myself pretty much nonstop for a whole month. My three close friends being my only reasons to not go through with it.
I think it's safe to say that my judgement was less than ideal when i met her.
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>>713870932
is it a sign of crazy or something? im taking mental notes of these red flags
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>>713870272

I feel you
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>>713871004

sandnigger detected
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>>713870403
Bullshit you did searches.
Google "Cosmid Titania"
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>>713870403

idk how you failed to find it given i literally used the google function built in.

Titania Lyn
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>>713870934
Did so. A while ago. I was so down even before i met her that i was a completely different person. Even though it all happened this summer, i can't remember most of it due to that fact that my head was fucked at the time. It lasted for about a month. There are some reminders though .They make me cringe of my own behavior rather than miss the time with her.
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>>713871078
What's wrong with redheads?
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>>713861242
When they just won't stop talking about nonsesnse, just nasty catty insults that they think is funny but is just annoying.

When your default resting state is agitated, you will be a fucking mess in real stress.
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>>713870620
Didnt say that, so please dont put words into my mouth, I was just stating an example. I say Eminem because for people who have an issue with rap, they normally are middle class whites who are low key racist, so eminem is a decent artist to mention, but their are plenty of other rappers out their that are fantastic.

Snoop, Notorious B.I.G., DJ Khaled, and Dr. Dre are all great rappers to listen too as well.
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>>713861242
Red flags look white while wearing rose tinted glasses.
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>>713871090
A definite sign? No. But there's a correlation. Just tread carefully.
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>>713871078
Kek, me neither. She was about 5'2'' and dyed her hair kinda red. I guess that counts
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>>713871313
Well, I guess not all short women are crazy, and I guess not all redheads are crazy.
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>>713871396
Smart man
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>>713871313
Not him, but from my experiance, redheads tend to be both hotheads and have an affiliation with being crazy. Dont know why but ive dated 3 redheads before and each one was nuts in their own right.
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>>713871396
HOLY CRAP philosophy and fuck I wish someone had said this to me 30 years ago.
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>>713871377
Ok you redeemed yourself
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>>713870621
weird how you think I'm wrong but don't actually have an argument. That should tell you something
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>>713871235
a fucking watermark would have helped
all i got were Pinterest links and shit blogs
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>>713863441
Horses are expensive and require constant care and upkeep. Human interaction, unless it involves horses, will always be second place to a horse chick's horse.

That and they get their sexual satisfaction from riding the things, so a man, to them, is really just window dressing to a wallet.
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>>713871396
Bruh.
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>>713871819
>Pinterest links and shit blogs
That's 60% of porn.
The fuck did you want?
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>>713871651
There should be at least one comma in there. The whisky's working. But redheads, kinda known for it. Hot as hell but couldn't live with her. BPD I think.
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>>713869520
I'd say any need for validation from random people means you don't have much self esteem not tied to how others perceive you. That's always a red flag.
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being a woman is THE red flag
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>>713872328
Fag
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PMT. Do not under any circumstances ever let that be an excuse for anything. Worse still, denying she has it when she's screaming at you for some imagined slight.
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ITT: edgelords and "magnificent gentlemen" who will never accept someone for who they are. doomed to a life of dissatisfaction and video games
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>>713864288
What?
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>>713873121
no point telling them. if they were capable of understanding that they are >99% of their own problem, they would. they just have to learn it the hard way.
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>>713861242
god damn those titties are amazing.
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>>713873121
SILENCE, NOW!
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>>713863569
Says the idiot stereotyping lol
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> be me
> meet new gril
> qt3.14 ^ 2
> perfect personality
> insanely intelligent, can hold a good conversation
> she actually likes me back
> be stupidly infatuated with her
> find out she's jewish

I am now conflicted. What do?
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>>713861242
If she grew up in a rich family, daddy gives her money well into adulthood.
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> IQ below 120

aaand that's it
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>>713873334
Be a proud national socialist and choose the incel lifestyle
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>>713861242
No sense of humor. If I can't joke around with them, then there's just no point in trying to go any further..
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>>713863226
You just described my cunt ex perfectly. Holy shit.
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>>713873334
If this is actually a deal breaker for you, you deserve your loneliness.
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>>713873121

>thinks people not settling for someone not worth their time are doomed to a life of dissatisfaction

Enjoy the person you are, and try not to think about the person you could have been if you tried harder.
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>>713873334
quit being a mouth-breathing racist, you stupid ignorant fuck. the fuck is wrong with you? why pass up on a chance to be part of the NWO instead of one of the cucks?
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>>713872057
a
fucking
watermark
on
op's
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