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>>768373521
Is that the Irish actress with the weird name?
>>768373521
Seersha!
Are you guys gonna get lewd?
>>768373597
Saoirse
>>768372858
>>768372858
>>768372858
>>768372858
>>robertsfag trying to immitate a bot
>dude, how much more pathetic can you get?
>>768373630
Over Sersh? Yeh
You?
>>768373521
I love sayorsee rownan too!
>>768373676
I like to watch
>>768373744
Dubs checked
>>768373768
Them titties
>>768373777
Trips checked
>>768373777
woah FUCK
>>768373773
Watch what, a bit of dirty talk?
>>768373793
I love you Nigri poster
>>768373847
Why are you no longer hard?
I'm getting so fucking hammered after work.
>>768373861
I love you too~!
>>768373901
Maybe I'm nice and hard again c:
>>768373837
Yeeeaaah.
>>768373968
Can I join?
what happened to all the Karen Gillan?
>>768374044
You stopped being hard?
>>768373968
what are you drinking tayfriend?
naughty nigri..
>>768374099
*ugly nigri
>>768374055
Sure you don't want Saoirse's big blue eyes staring up from between your legs?
>>768374044
So I am free to stroke you?
>>768374055
I'm just gonna get drunk and go to bed in like forty minutes. I'm not used to drinking hard liquor, but yeah you can join.
>>768374091
Coconut flavored rum. I just started drinking it two days ago, normally I only drink beer. I get drunk way too fast.
>>768373643
how does he know the bot isn't robertsfag. obviously he gave himself away the dumb cunt kek
Malina?
>>768374191
he is retarted X_____X
>>768374163
of course hun
>>768374163
I’m bi today are you gay.
>>768373665
Michoal jacksn?
>>768374240
>today
Wut
>>768374233
Those tits..
>>768374273
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
>>768373712
sheeees rlly into niggas huh?
>>768374219
>>768374190
I hope you'll stay with us and get all super horny and drunk~ hehe
>>768374294
Tomorrow he's str8 again, m9. That's just the way things work
>>768374190
i've tried a few flavoured rums and vodkas but never liked any...
and how fast? 2 drinks and ready to be taken advantaged of type of fast?
>>768374124
I'd rather see two guys going at it.
You Karenposter?
>>768374190
Join you for drinking and the bed too.
>>768374296
Stroke to them
>>768374233
i think it's sweet you call anons "hun" :]
>>768374191
robertsfag's iq is way too low to figure out how to use a spambot
>>768374375
Yeah, Karenposter
>>768374430
FACT
>>768374190
Careful anon, people may try and take advantage of you when drunk
>>768374430
a spambot steals the fun of shitposting. Maybe it's cool for you, bud but I don't really care about bots that get b& because they're so easily detected on 4chan's system
>>768374233
I will stroke you hard, mmm... how big are you?
>>768374240
Bi just for today also
>>768374426
Awe thank you!! *blush* thank you so much sweetheart!
>>768374502
old man/gay porn/nigger porn spammer gets b& everytime.
Fact.
>>768374355
I'll be horny as long as I don't end up fapping in the next couple hours. :#]
>>768374363
Like I mix rum and coke and I'm rolling around on the floor before I finish the glass.
I don't even feel very drunk like I do with beer where I can feel it ramp up with each can, it's just like now I'm drunk and too incoordinate to do anything. I don't really like it but I hope I can get it under control.
And yeah I mean, a lot of the time I get naked when I drink because I like to lie in my tub so if I were to pass out it'd be too easy to take full advantage... lol
>>768374375
Yes please. :3
>>768374424
Gladly anon.
>>768374506
oh i'm just about six inches or so.~
>>768374520
>>768374568
God she makes me diamonds
>>768374568
mm do you like a ween
>>768374549
I'm horny af already. mmm..
>>768374563
Good fucking boy. xox
>>768374622
Glad to please
>>768374622
>>768374502
i was not blaming you for not using a bit
i was simply stating that you are too autistic to know how to use one
>>768374616
>>768374616
Fuck yes.
>>768374620
I like cock, if that's what you mean..
>>768374432
Bet you still haven't got that dildo I wanted
>>768374549
I like a nice spiced rum and coke with ice. We could get super sloppy drunk. Sit together play some drinking games
>>768374564
Really turns me on knowing i'm helping cute boys jack off~
>>768374696
Someone is going to take advantage of you
>>768374684
Some autists who spam make it their life's mission to learn how to use a spambot.
So what now?
>>768374721
That was all chat, will never happen soz
Probably
>>768374568
That ass, fuck. Hnnnngh
>>768374754
Nigri really turns us on.
>>768374767
Probably...~
>>768373639
Pronounced Shorshah
>>768374772
>implying bot user is an autistic
yes
>>768374772
It’s tnig
>>768374549
Cute naked anon passed out drunk? I couldnt not take advantage :3
>>768374806
You sound like you don't mind
>>768374787
Fucking gorgeous. I WISH that was me tbh
>>768374793
Mmh hell fucking yes..~ fapfapfap~
>>768374852
No, shit. Mac fag is an obvious troll and a spammer.
>>768374549
i prefer my hard liquor straight, and yea, it's totally different getting drunk on beer and rum
hell, it's different getting drunk on rum and vodka for me!
and you might be drunk, but at least you know how to use a tub, unlike Vicky :3
>>768374767
>>768374806
I certainly would. Handle him roughly, get him in a sexy cosplay outfit, and pound that ass hard.
>>768374884
I will pump my cock and make you proud
>>768374870
I don't mind. As long as you dress me up as a pretty girl first~ Fuck my ass daddy hehe~
>>768374069
Would like to fuck this bish so hard. She's the only reason I watched that shitty show.
>>768374622
I can see that. :]
>>768374473
I don't mind so much...
>>768374721
That'd be great!
>>768374863
J-just make sure I make it into bed at the end okay?
>>768374914
>it's totally different getting drunk on beer and rum
I'm glad you say that cause I felt like maybe I was doing it wrong. I think I'm gonna try straight up, I took a sip and it's very powerful but mixing it with soda makes it taste funky.
You're gonna have to show Vicky how to use that tub and watch her the entire time to make sure she's doing it right. ;}
>>768374935
Please fucking do! Don't mind me just jacking off furiously to the thought of you doing that to me :3
>>768374966
While looking at Nigri mmm
>>768375083
>768375083
>>768374996
>I watched that shitty show.
You're a stronger man than I, I couldn't stomach it. As I grow older the less and less I can stomach watching shitty TV for celebs I like, in the past I would watch shows and movies of complete trash just for a celeb I like. I can't hack it anymore.
I think it'd be hot to meet up with Kat in the shower at the end of the day. :3
>>768375044
You wouldn't need to wank while I was fucking you. I would press so deep with my cock, to scratch that sissy itch deep inside you.
You need a wig too, so I can believe it is her ass I am fucking. Is yours big?
>>768375044
>furiously
why the rush baby?
Being gay is a choice. I can be gay and suck cock tonight, and be straight and fuck pussy tomorrow.
>>768375124
God damn
>so HE was the author of the time machine
>>768375223
>I'm not addicted to cock I can stop anytime
That's what they all say.
>>768374782
Lewd horny chat. Should happen
>>768375023
When we are super hammered I might give you a sloppy drunken kiss
>>768375217
mmmmn yes make me your bitch.
>>768375218
idk it turned me on i guess...~
>>768375133
In my defense, I had to stop myself from barfing in my mouth every so often, but I was edging for some time and needed the release on that stupid whore.
>>768375223
Can you really deny your love of cock though?
>>768375321
I hope you are nice and sensitive
>>768375023
just take very small sips at first, you eventually get used to it
then again, if you prefer it mixed, just mix it
not like there is a right and wrong way of drinking alcohol
teaching Vicky how to use a tub would be a horrible, she'd learn nothing about how to take a proper bath.
she'd learn quite a few useful other things though
>>768375344
nope!
>>768375321
Is your ass big? Do you have any curves? I hope you are girly
>>768375217
I'd love a wig like this please :O
>>768375319
So you can finger yourself for FREE. Uh huh
I only want to buck my hips to get deep into Saoirse's mouth, that's not lewd
>>768375389
>teaching Vicky how to use a tub would be a horrible, she'd learn nothing about how to take a proper bath.
Thought you were talking about that other Vicky for a second there.
Alright lads. Who's horny?
>>768375406
I’m a fag and you’re not a fan mail it to the top.
>>768375458
Fuck yes. Do it.
>>768375406
Well guys on omegle seemed to go crazy for my ass I actually watched a guy shoot a huge load to my butt. So I've heard it's a big butt... o.o
>>768375406
Oh and yes I am quite feminine! <3
>>768375223
This guy gets it.
>>768375319
Well normally I don't like being around other drunks, but if I was too I think it would equal out.
>>768375325
>I had to stop myself from barfing in my mouth every so often
lmfao
>that stupid whore.
Why do you hate her Anon?!
>>768375389
>she'd learn quite a few useful other things though
I'm afraid to ask...
Mmphh~
>>768375501
Post your Kik or Discord? Would love to see.
>>768375437
Nice. I will yank it as I gape your ass.
>>768375501
Love all the Nigri
>>768375555
>Why do you hate her Anon?!
I don't. I just want to hate fuck her.
>>768375552
I hope your cock is nice and sensitive for Nigri
>>768375223
I smell bait
>>768375555
That picture is fucking cute. Nice quads sweetie! Woow~
>>768375486
Do what?
>>768375555
You drunk Anon?
>>768375452
which Vicky would that be?
>>768375555
quads of courage allow you to ask
alcohol induced courage can also help ;)
>>768375552
Biggest dick you've sucked anon?
>>768375660
Are you a virgin?
>>768375577
Thanks babes, that image is beautiful.~ <3
>>768375674
Post that goddess
>>768375676
>which Vicky would that be?
I'll give you a hint: Britney Spears song.
>>768375787
My cock is absolutely diamonds for her
>>768375449
You can finger yourself for free also you know...
>>768375555
Quads. You didn't like the kiss? Soz. Drunken mistake
>>768375787
Although your res could get an upgrade
>>768375501
Post a pic?
>>768375844
>>768375785
>>768375810
post the full size ya dong
>>768375908
She is perfect fap material. Bless you.
>>768375908
Nice tits
>>768375881
Yeah I know its not the best ;-;
>>768375853
I can, but nah.
I'd prefer Irish lips gliding down my shaft, with a nice handful of her locks
>>768375944
Thanks <3
>>768375960
Yaaas thank you love :3
>dat ass doe *wiggle*
>>768375977
That fucking body
>>768376022
Ever sucked a cock before?
>>768376008
So prudish
>>768375608
That seems really aggressive, almost hateful, I don't know if I like that. :c
>>768375660
Yeah Kat's gorgeous, thank you!
>>768375674
I gotta work in an hour and a half otherwise I would be. Fucking hate working Saturdays.
>>768375676
I think she already knows that lying on her back and swaying her slender hips side-to-side as she fingers her cunt and moans will make you wanna get in on top and fuck her. ;3
Vicky may not be the brightest woman (not knowing how to work a tub) but she does know how to use her femininity to get what she wants outta you. ;}
>>768375853
It's me, don't worry. ; - ;
>>768376056
You like Elle?
>>768376072
Such perfect tits
>>768376035
Look at it. <3 In all it's glory.
>>768376059
Nah, I wish.
celebs suck. kill this shit with fire
>>768376120
Aren't you, or are your fingers wet?
>>768376122
>That seems really aggressive, almost hateful, I don't know if I like that. :c
It just means a little bit of tough play, Anon. I'd take you out to dinner first.
>>768376166
Feel them ;P
>>768376183
I would gladly give you the opportunity. Multiple times. Especially for Nigri.
>>768376166
Perfect~
Gotta hop in the shower and clean up. Back in a bit.
>>768376122
Don't give me this its-not-you-its-me shit
Why don't you love meeee
>>768376232
Maybe
>>768376237
>>768376272
I would paint the inside of my pants
>>768376258
*slurp slurp slurp* btw that's the sound of me sucking you off.. ;3
>>768376289
Showerfap time?
>>768376308
Kik?
>>768376304
That's a waste, you should be painting me instead anon sweetie
>>768376308
I assure you there would be alot more sounds than just that. I'm thinking 5 or 6 loads. Minimum.
>>768376298
Pity there ain't no one but me chatting filthy about Saoirse
You shoulda seen her on SNL all dolled up with pigtails. I would've rammed her so hard my headboard would've felt it
>>768376346
Would gladly cooperate
>>768376455
Need a fleshlight when you get those sort of feelings
>>768376368
>>768376479
Mmm <3 thank you everyone! This is Nigri anon signing off for now~
>>768373597
He’s gay but he’s also a fag.
do do do do do doo doo do do do
>>768376582
My cock thanks you. God knows how much fun we could have.
>>768376584
Tee hee ~
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>>768376569
You just wanna hear that I'm jamming my cock into a tight plastic pussy all the way until it's all messy on the inside. Think I'd still post if I was?
hummmmmmmmmm
>>768376704
I would like to hear this.
>>768376704
You would still post
You are here for my wonderful conversation
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>>768376775
Don't make your keyboard sticky
What if I get one with a mouth and simulate how she should suck it?
>>768376298
I do love you I promise!
>>768376314
I would feel gross all day if I fapped in the shower.
>>768376863
Jefferson has always had fun with that one time.
>>768376902
Of you to come here to the rest your life is not really that you want me a lot to go hang out and then I don’t know what you mean like I don’t want you guys.
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>>768376944
>dadadada dadadadada dadadadada dadadadadada dadada dada da da da da dadada dadadadada dadada da da dada dadadada
Dubs czech'd
>>768376907
Huh?
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>>768376863
Actually am being a cancerous mobile poster rn
>>768376902
You doooon't meanie. What's wrong with me
Any feet?
There’s celebs and “celebs”
>>768376985
How big of a fantasy is it for you to have a super bi MMF?
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