Celeb Thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Celeb Thread
>>768376953
>>768377000
Trips checked
Neck
>>768377033
Dubs checked
brrrrrrrepperrrrssssss
>>768377013
stop tnigger
And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.
With whom do I owe the pleasure?
There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
An' he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.
The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
For you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter's ground.
When the man comes around.
>>768377107
T-nig was not born bisexual, nor did he choose it, he was given it by Divine Right as a means of leading his life down the path of discovering the Divine Ruby.
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.
>>768377013
i bet she gives a hell of a handjob
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks
Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home.
The wise men will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they'll cast their golden crown.
When the man comes around.
>>768377113
You been drinking, Anon?
Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long down,
When the man comes around.
>>768376953
celebs = kike puppet$
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born an' some are dyin'.
It's Alpha's and Omega's Kingdom come.
>>768377254
Brilliant
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
I get the sense that whenever I need help and am obviously struggling, people just think I'm either being an asshole or not worthwhile to be helped.
If someone showed up to a store with a bleeding arm, they would think they needed help, where as because I'm ugly, when I come with a bleeding arm, they wonder why I'm bleeding on their floor.
In measured hundredweight and penny pound.
When the man comes around.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell follwed with him.
>>768377254
Few sips in the shower. I still had a glass poured in the fridge from last night.
>>768377101
I would like that
>>768377013
is that tnig
>>768377421
Get yourself spitroasted like a good girl, but have the lads kissing above your arched back
>>768377389
Just a few? Shame. Was hoping for a cute tipsy Anon in need of a supportive arm.
>>768377000
TRANNY QUEEN TAY TAY
>>768377479
https://instagram.com/p/BiqLNewh4ID/
>>768377514
Spitroasted? That's degrading
dick out time to get lewd to tori, chloe, ari
>>768377521
Sounds like you would take advantage of him
>>768377521
I do need support, it's just I have to work soon. <3
New fappening leaks when lads?
>>768377254
>>768377521
>Emrata
Don't stop
>>768377709
When the gays leave and the haxxors take over m9
>>768377744
Dubs checked
>>768377609
You love it, there's nothing wrong with feeling dirty sometimes
What about a bit of cock sucking coaching?
>>768377777
Who got it ???
>>768377656
Take care of him more like. There are too many horny anons about who would try. He needs looking after.
>>768377662
Rest your head on my shoulder for a little. Unfortunate you have work, I hope to see you again soon.
>>768377835
Bless you friend. <3
>>768377881
Have fun at work. Try not think of me too much or you will get distracted.
>>768377835
Nudes, anon?
>>768377924
Getting distracted is what makes it tolerable. :]
>>768377835
You will protect him and make sure he gets home safe?
>>768377033
Not getting killed is what makes it easy. :]
>>768377942
I prefer clothed. There is always Google for you.
>>768377990
Not if that distraction is in your pants.
>>768378018
Protect him and make sure he gets to a bed safe.
>>768378145
Give him a goodnight kiss and tuck him in?
>>768377497
vj is fucking perfection
>>768378275
>>768377776
I can coach you
So close!
>I prefer clothed
A regular "man of the people"
Twat
>>768378404
The funny thing about his post is that it implies he's posting to cater to his own needs and not to others
>>768378145
Being horny away from home makes me very anxious. I don't think it is healthy.
>>768378518
You know what helps anxiety anon...
>>768378518
mmmm karen
>>768378404
You will feel better when you stop masturbating to nude women.
>>768378618
she gets me rock hard
Mmmmm mm
>>768378618
>you stop masturbating to nude women.
true. clothed women are hot too.
Mmm diamonds yeah mmmmm
>>768378591
What does?
>>768378677
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>768378665
What a pair
>>768378404
Boo hoo someone likes something different to me.
>>768378189
He can stay at mine seeing how drunk he is. Can wear some of my pajamas and be tucked into my bed with a kiss.
>>768378518
That's why I said try not to think of me...
>>768378742
Stimulating certain areas.....
>>768378742
love this slim ginger goddess
>>768378791
Don’t be lewd
>>768378766
Will you help him change?
It is like trying to fit an apple inside of a balloon.
>>768378766
>He can stay at mine seeing how drunk he is. Can wear some of my pajamas and be tucked into my bed with a kiss.
U w U Too sweet!
>>768378791
I am very confused.
>>768378804
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPQdPGCdC4A
>>768378945
Forgot my pic.
>>768378831
If he needs help. Probably does.
>>768378908
No problem. I just want to look after you and make sure you are safe, cutie.
>>768378908
>>768378966
she's gonna make me cum
>>768379075
Watch your hands when you change him. Don't want to have any awkward moments.
>>768379075
What can I do to return the favor?
>>768379076
How do you know that?
>>768379281
Goodnight handjob
>>768379281
because i'm jerking off to her and her pics are so hot
>>768377421
>>768379384
Those tits are her best feature
>>768379444
Trips checked
>>768379466
Dubs checked
>>768379231
I will. I'm not trying to take advantage.
>>768379281
A thank you kiss in the morning once you have sobered up and the opportunity to take you out for dinner.
>>768379377
Dubs checked
>>768379522
Dubs checked
