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Celeb Thread Again
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>>752500538
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one of the maisie fags reporting in
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>>752500629

Arya will gut you if you cum inside
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>>752500653
Id almost be willing to die to finish inside her
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This is Elisha Cuthbert and today is her birthday. say something nice to her.
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>>752500689
shes not maisie
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>>752500689
I loved you 10 years ago Elli
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>>752500695
CUTE
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>>752500695
Damn never realized how attractive she is
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>>752500677
Sansa is for cumming inside
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>>752500677
>>752500629
Keep going

Nobody's body is tempting as hers
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>>752500723

>>752500734
wat??? well now you know
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>>752500776
12/10 waifu material
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M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I'm a-a-a very l-lucky m-man t-to have h-her... I-I know m-many m-men get envious a-a-a-at me b-but that's ok b-because I-I'm safely a-a-away f-f-from them and th-their throat c-c-clenching ch-choking hands...
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>>752500776
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>>752500755
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>>752500805

>>752500801
crippling so
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>>752500855
ever gotten off the the thought of your cum covering her face?
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>>752500855
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>>752500787
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>>752500834
What's Mais pointing at?!
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>>752500787
>>752500888
Fapping to grown women, why do you think i would be into her?
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>>752500898
nice
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>>752500888
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>>752500855
>>752500874

>>752500870
every time I view an motion gallery of hers
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>>752500689
She was my first huge celeb crush, looked like a better, hotter version of a classmate
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>>752500925
don't care
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>>752500834
God those hips are so good. Fuck, i went from never paying attention to maisie to thinking she's sexy as hell
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Fap for tay tay :P
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>>752500925
Don´t reply to pedos, that will only encourage them
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>>752500955
VJ or Maddie?
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>>752500962
Dirty shoes
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>>752500962
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>>752501014
BIG shoes?????
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>>752500964
Thats all the persuasion I needed.
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>>752500803
>>752500888
>>752500927
>>752500960
You newfags are so cancer you new generation of /b/ users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from /b/ fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from 4chan as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call /b/ pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of /b/ sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not youre personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL
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Why do I love cock so fucking much??!
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>>752500942
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Ooh, desu!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your 9gag, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the keks you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done! It has begun! I'm not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of Suiseiseki in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the Heterochromia eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Newfags, insipid
I think we're done. I'm not the only one!
Fake anti-fascist lie ~desu
I tried to tell you but ~desu
Your purple hearts are giving out ~desu
Can't stop a killing idea ~desu
If it's hunting season ~desu
Is this what you want? ~desu
I'm not the only one!
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>>752500970
I'm just trying to talk and figure out why theyre spamming this girl of all things.

>>752500960
I'm not trying to troll you, it was an actual question. Why her?
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>>752500964
cumming for Tay's feet
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>>752500979
Hmm?
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>>752501069
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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate 4chan
Will surely die
This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?
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>>752501060
I know why I love her so much. That body.
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>>752501055
<3 now don't forget to kiss and worship Tay Tay's feet too ;3
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>>752501060
ur mr gay
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>>752501059
Your autism is oozing out again herman
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>>752501086
For a dirty, rough fuck
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Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
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>>752501059
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>>752501098
mmm perfect..
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>>752501114
Kys cancer
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>>752501146
fuck yes
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>>752501146
Fantastic ass and tits.
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>>752501108
Gladly.
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>>752501125
Vic foŕ any type of fuck, obviously
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>>752501069
>>752501090
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>>752501042
Fuck..i'm turned on again. Maisie does it for me so hard
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>>752501176
Katy = Godess <3
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>>752500538
She turned into a troll doll
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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
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>>752501184
Get your autistic spasms under control herman
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>>752501214
probably cum more for katy than every other celeb combined
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>>752501210
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>>752501179
katy loves to help you fap :D
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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
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>>752501194
BRA
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>>752500677
>>752500629
>>752500653
How much do you thinks she pays for PR shills to post this shit on 4chan?
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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
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>>752501235
I want to see her head roll back in pleasure so bad
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>>752501247
When will you finally kill yourself though
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>>752501244
I love fapping to those tits.
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>>752501232
that's very good, cum for katy! ;D
I love jerking off to her music videos and some slutty live performances, highly recommend
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>>752501262
no clue wish I gt paid for posting her anon
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>>752501195
Don't be lewd
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>>752501262
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
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>>752501201
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>>752501277
imagine cumming on this face anon
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>>752501289
same, shes so sexy in everything she does
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>>752501285
yay~! Fapfapfap
Stroke that cock faster for Katy's titty's, let that cum ooze out all hot all over
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>>752501262
Nobody would ever pay anyone else to post anything for all you worthless fucks
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>>752501262
Not enough
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>>752501324
If you insist, I will gladly oblige.
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1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
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>>752501304
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>>752501305
I like bacon wrapped apricots
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>>752501321
Fucking lovely webm
Makes me so horny all this Katy! hng
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>>752501313
Oh fuck..those eyes, those lips, i wanna make her moan so fucking bad
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>>752501368
Will they kiss
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>>752501340
You don't know the definition of "shill" then retard
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>>752501309
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Cancerous faggots
Good thing /b/ died a long time ago.
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>>752501385
she wants your jizz, plastered over her , stud <3
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1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air
over 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.
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>>752501385
>>752501313
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>>752501411
why yes I am a faggot thank you darling <3
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>>752501286
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>>752500738
T O P I C A L R E F E R E N C E S
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The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
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>>752501430
I love you Katy Faggot.
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>>752501401
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More cock please... I want cumm
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>>752501412
There's not enough booze in the world to make me want to fuck that downs syndrome looking bitch
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Hey /b/
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".
SO YEAH, I like anime
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>>752501385
perfect eyes
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>>752501401
>>752501452
muh heart
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>>752501390
Ew, no. They are sisters
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ill admit I enjoy this
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>>752501466
that body..
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>>752501430
Oh katyanon, you're posting so many good pics its almost hard to cum to the other celebs! I gotta be careful or i might shoot for katy without realizing
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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
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>>752501479
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>>752501485
Sisters can kiss!
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>>752501491
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!
We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu
At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?
With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself
And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
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>>752501491
>>752501489
mmn I want katy's body to drive you to the edge- but don't you dare cum yet, boys~ ;)
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>>752501500
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>>752501537
Follow your father's lead and hang yourself retard
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>>752501278
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of 4chan that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.
"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that /b/ is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
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I like, wonder how many guys are jerking atm in this thread
that thought turns me on~
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>>752501537
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>>752501548
Katy has my cock absolutely THROBBING. I won't cum until you say its okay...
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>>752501412
>>752501479
I'm edging so fucking hard for maisie, she's made me feel so fuckin good
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Another beautiful queen.
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>>752501577
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>>752501075
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "furry porn" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
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why not just finish to Maisie anon?
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>>752501582
Alot are stroking for Katy.
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which american celeb has the hairiest hoohaa?
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>>752501093
>desu thread again!
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>>752501594
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>>752501523
Go away
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spammy spam
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>>752501611
She looks weird naked.
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>>752501617
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>>752501250
They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.
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>>752501667
Just a quick meeting of lips. Maddie fancies Vic anyway
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>>752501582
i shoot my cum in your mouth if you were katy
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>>752501655
>>752501588

Good boy <3
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>>752501701
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It's was a milestone is desu raiding. All of /b/ kicked in to spam all the fur threads. Unfortunately momentum didn't keep pace. Now they're back. But as witnessed you a solo anon has the power to cripple YLYL. If we all chip in we can kill'em for good desu.
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>>752501619
>>752501619
Cause shes new to me; i want to take in as many pics of her as i can handle

But fuck, i aint gonna last much longer. Not with that ass looking so good or her cute smile and eys
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>>752501706
wish I was katy and you could, id polish your cock with my mouth and let you fuck my throat for hours hun ;D
I would want the cum on my face too though. ;)
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>>752501482
accidentally made it a little too short, here it is a bit longer
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>>752501719
it feels so fucking good. I can't resist her curves.
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki. ~Desu
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>>752501749
I understand babe. plus, when your finished youll spurt even more lovely cum for Maisie!
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>>752501769
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>>752501719
my cock belongs to katy as well
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>>752501659
She probably has a nice bush
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>>752501702
If Vic decided to kiss another girl, she's be able to do way better than Maddy
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>>752501667
pash girls pash. Dig those tongues in deep
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>>752501611
I don't see you dedicating walls of text in her honor, Anon.
Are you sure she's really your waifu. Being a doll, I can't eat her poop. So I doo thge next best thing and write for my love.
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>>752501749
Maisie promises to be a good girl
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>>752501749
just a reminder while not being her, this is what her body would look like ;)
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>>752501796
Just dont stop for now, ha

Shes making me feel so good..
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All you hung studs fapping for katy, are much appreciated <3
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>>752501763
no my cum is exclusively for katys holes any that spill out must be put back in
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>>752501795
I can't believe people think you can die this way, you can't! It's water, it's not like you are hitting concrete. The only way you could die like this is if you didn't know how to swim and drowned. Fucking retards
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>>752501820
Like who?
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>>752501763
Well fornicate yourself, dear anon
That for which you hope has gone
For I know the truth timely borne
No man's army here to be found.
I know the truth that abounds
Great lulz are to be had
Great wins are never bad
Except when tits are not shown
Really, my hand must bone.
Attention whores everywhere you see
Seem to thing being edgy is funny
Seem to thing traps sexy
Op is a consenting faggot
Probably due to his own fault.
Klan member, basment dweller
I know the thruth you smother
Like one would really give a shit.
Like youd figure out the message before it hits.
You have no idea what you are in for.
Oh, here you are with your stale pasta.
Ultimately your own downfall.
Rewarded by your own sins.
Stewing in a broth of your own excrements.
Exemplary in attention whorism.
Leaving no edge un-lorded.
Except the truth one should behold.
Fuck rhyming, I'm out faggot.>>752501763
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>its a Quasimodo thread
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>>752501833
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>>752501881
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>>752501872
even if I use it as moisturizer for my skin? :3
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spam o' rama
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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
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>>752501841
GOD DAMN why did you fucking post that

I cant stop thinking about her riding me like that fuckkkkkkkk
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dedicated katy thread when? just wanna fap without having to stop evvery few seconds to hide the spam and goblin posting
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>>752501934
only as moisturizer for katys insides
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>>752501948
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>>752501949
cum to her anon, do it
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Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
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>>752501966
so beautiful...!
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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
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>>752501983
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>>752501952
Those tits. Hngghh
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>>752502021
holy fuck that dress
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>>752502028
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Kind of a shit meme
Judy was already a meme
Meme inside a meme?
Memeception?
I don't know what's more disturbing
the fact that some anon went, "Hey, i got this idea for a meme, it's like, pepsi x judy man"
or the fact that everyone else thought it was a good idea
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>>752501981
Oh fuck, fuck this i'm gonna i need to

One more

Make me cum for Maisie
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>>752502033

>>752502021
;)
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we'll never die
even when our hearts stop beating
our history's and searches will be there
our comments and reply's will be saved
by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet we will live forever on in the cache
we will always be here forever as the ghosts
of an era
forgotten or not we will live on
>see you space cowboys
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>>752502052
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>>752501876
You are not going to trick me into answering that
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>>752502081
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Not who you're responding to, but I just don't see how this can be done in practice. Newfags come here and they assimilate to the culture by observing and mimicking behavior. They become so proficient at it that they are essentially undetectable, shrouded amongst the masses through the veil of anonymity. They insist they are against the cancer and yet contribute to it just as much. They're more like a virus than like cancer. Infiltrating the host cell as means for multiplication until the cell dies and it spreads in exponential numbers. But unlike a virus that /b/ can resist through antibodies or vaccines (like Tumblr, etc.), this virus mutates constantly, always remaining under the radar and with the illusion that its presence is welcomed.
The other problem is that the cancer is deeply layered and comes out in a near infinite number of ways. There is no idea, no thread, nothing that is cancer-free. So how can we put up a defense against something that is ubiquitous and largely unrecognizable across the bigger scales? It seems impossible
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>>752500538
Goddamn she is fine as fuck
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>>752502033
Mmmm Katy looks so perfect when she's squatting down and singing her heart out
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>>752502112
Katy thread here
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>>752502104
I love stroking to Katy
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>>752502113
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>>752502092
I just wanna see Vic kiss a girl :(
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This is the most surefire way to prove to anyone worth a shit here that you're a newfag.
There have always been people here with some level of sympathy. The reason why anyone thinks otherwise is the same reason people think old music was more consistently good - nobody still plays the shitty old stuff just like nobody screencapped /b/ getting pissed at child torture because it's not funny like those epic haxxor Sherlock screencaps you found on Funnyjunk.
/b/ was never good and it's always had more than its fair share of retards, but ever since Fox News and other retard news sources spread that we're some elite hacker club full of super-edgy jaded mercenaries, faggots like you show up by the shortbus-full day in and day out, trying really hard to prove you're old in some desperate and pathetic attempt to fit in on an ANONYMOUS messaging board.
God damn every time some fucktard spouts that bullshit like they've been here forever it makes me wish we really were elite hacker wizards so I could track them down and lock them in their basements to starve.
Yeah I'm salty
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>>752501487

she looks like my mother, but i find her very attractive, but i dont find my mother attractive.....

weird.
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>>752502179
stop lying motherfucker
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>>752502060
Delete an image and post, maisie anon! :)
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>>752502092
I want full on tongue sucking action between Vicky and Tay Tay
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>>752502060
I'm sorry anon hit image limit
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>>752502218
idk how but I have a lovely photo or two for you tto jizz to! <3
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>>752502144
Vic is too pure to kiss girls
>>752502220
And even if she did, I still think she could do better than Tay
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>>752502216

i dont always lie. :)
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>>752502295
hmm
Who else is on Vicky's goddess level?
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>>752502286
Does deleting a previous post you made with an image not lower the image count to 149? That should work right?
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victoria justice kissing lena dunham's butt hole
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why does every one of these threads have some redditor spam the shit out of them? its not like the rest of the threads on this board are any better
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>>752502060
last fake
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>>752502496

NEW
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>>752502461
People be mad
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>>752501767
That’s just genuinely sweet. Sometimes you find things on 4chan. Thanks Anon.
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>>752502472
To think i started out thinking of her as just "the game of thrones chick that isnt photogenic", and now i'm imagining my dick in her mouth and my cum all over the face that turns me on just as much as the rest of her
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>>752501582
I think its hot you think its hot. I'm going to cum later imagining we are all fapping together to Katy and Maisie
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>>752502667
I'm with you anon. It's to the point where I can't even look at her without going diamonds
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>>752502461
It's because he doesn't know how to use filters
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>>752501763
Post your cock so i can finish to it.
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>>752503094
Its like once you key into it you realize she's like, walking sex and you cant see her any other way. You wouldnt want to though, the views nice
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>>752501431
Who is this addorable girl?
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