Celeb Thread Again
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Celeb Thread Again
>>752502496
Moar Natalie!
Maisie still wants cum all over her
>>752502112
katy thread still here for anyone who wants
>>752502540
>>752502614
best nat tbh
>>752502496
Natalie looks great when wet
>>752502496
Goddamn that woman is fucking beautiful
>>752502614
She's sexy. But I meant Portman. >>752502584
So fucking hot.
>>752502639
Disagreed but that´s arguing on a high level
>>752502700
>>752502660
good goyim
>>752502737
kys
Hey /b/
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".
SO YEAH, I like anime
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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
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>>752502770
Get.
Help.
>>752502700
I know
>>752502717
>>752502737
She needs to have completely nude scenes. Full frontal!
>>752502700
Lemme see portman in that star wars white belly shirt. OMFG that was sexy as all fuck
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!
We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu
At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?
With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself
And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
>>752502717
it's very close though, Emmanuel is like a 9.8 while Portman is a 9.5
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of 4chan that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.
"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that /b/ is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking DESU'S! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking desu's! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking desu's, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "DESU THIS, DESU THAT, MOTHER SUISEISEKI LOVES US, DESU DESU DESU DESU, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking DESU's on the "furry porn" section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.
>>752502837
you need to get out of your parents basement
>>752502601
>fupa
>>752502827
Don't stop posting her. I'm enjoying both Natalies now.
>>752502908
Can't you just at least spam your horsefaced ugly waifu instead?
>>752502953
It's was a milestone is desu raiding. All of /b/ kicked in to spam all the fur threads. Unfortunately momentum didn't keep pace. Now they're back. But as witnessed you a solo anon has the power to cripple YLYL. If we all chip in we can kill'em for good desu.
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>>752502982
Almost didn't recognise her with clothes on.
different type of celeb thread
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>>752502854
I think it´s the other way but I respect your taste
>so many arguments over 6/10 at best emmas
>nobody talks about the three 10/10 natalies
>>752503031
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki. ~Desu
>>752503012
Right?
>>752503072
Have you seen her naked? TERRIBLE
>>752503104
>>752503093
>>752503093
That looks more familiar.
>>752503053
I feel the same way. Only because the other Natalie is black... I don't want to say nigger because she's gorgeous.
>>752503053
wtf is that on top of her head? that looks like shit
>>752502981
>>752503072
I don't see you dedicating walls of text in her honor, Anon.
Are you sure she's really your waifu. Being a doll, I can't eat her poop. So I doo thge next best thing and write for my love.
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>>752503104
there is literally nothing wrong with htis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-vLt8kavxOk5w4xuMMR5Zw
>>752503072
To be a 10 she has to be perfect everywhere.
Dormer's tits are not perfect, so she's a 9.
Portman/Emmanuel I could agree with
>>752503125
dark skinned goddesses are my weakness
>>752503128
It´s called "hair", some people grow it on their head
>>752503154
Except thats not a 10/10 body.
>>752503191
Well fornicate yourself, dear anon
That for which you hope has gone
For I know the truth timely borne
No man's army here to be found.
I know the truth that abounds
Great lulz are to be had
Great wins are never bad
Except when tits are not shown
Really, my hand must bone.
Attention whores everywhere you see
Seem to thing being edgy is funny
Seem to thing traps sexy
Op is a consenting faggot
Probably due to his own fault.
Klan member, basment dweller
I know the thruth you smother
Like one would really give a shit.
Like youd figure out the message before it hits.
You have no idea what you are in for.
Oh, here you are with your stale pasta.
Ultimately your own downfall.
Rewarded by your own sins.
Stewing in a broth of your own excrements.
Exemplary in attention whorism.
Leaving no edge un-lorded.
Except the truth one should behold.
Fuck rhyming, I'm out faggot.
>>752502837
She needs to have me suck her asshole
The more Annie's boobs are out, the happier man I am.
>>752503125
I´d gladly mix my pure aryan genes with her
>>752503274
The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
>>752503274
i NEED to racemix lads
>>752503269
Annie has some fantastic tits.
>>752503197
God, I miss misfits. I remember seeing her. Fucking amazing.
>>752503274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amZQdMtjNA8
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
>>752503274
>>752503307
Nobody gives a shit, just post her and shut the fuck up
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>752503215
she is hot, but her hair style here looks so stupid that i would have to fuck her from behind with her head down
>>752503274
>>752503307
She's prefect for that
>>752503390
>>752503390
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
>>752503307
I´ll never understand why anyone would put on a nose ring
>>752503444
Perfect!* fuck I can't text
>>752503215
looks like shit on top of her head, some parts are straight randomly and some parts are just fuckin right curly because she hasn't washed it in months
>>752503237
Not him but it is to some. I personally have more than one female I'd call 10/10.
>>752503435
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>752503317
>>752503269
Im not sure wtf you are talking about. W ho the hell is annie? That w as my 1st wifes name. She was hot as fuck
>>752503457
its not great but I barely notice it
>>752503486
Damn that's awesome and sucks at the same time. Why'd you break up?
>>752503474
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
>>752503435
>>752503474
Rude
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate 4chan
Will surely die
This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?
>>752503540
awe, sorry little guy, but having a differing opinion doesn't mean that someone is trying to hurt your feelings.... goddamn pussy.
You newfags are so cancer you new generation of /b/ users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from /b/ fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from 4chan as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call /b/ pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of /b/ sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not youre personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL
>>752503577
They're douches.
Natalie is near perfect
Ooh, desu!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your 9gag, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the keks you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done! It has begun! I'm not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of Suiseiseki in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the Heterochromia eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Newfags, insipid
I think we're done. I'm not the only one!
Fake anti-fascist lie ~desu
I tried to tell you but ~desu
Your purple hearts are giving out ~desu
Can't stop a killing idea ~desu
If it's hunting season ~desu
Is this what you want? ~desu
I'm not the only one!
>>752503537
She had the brain of a dead banana. Wanna know what shhe looked like? This will fucking kill you
>>752503597
>>752503317
>>752503269
Annie's boobs?
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>>752503665
I love Annies boobs
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>752503651
Lay it on me. My ex was pretty god damn hot as well but had to give her the pink slip because she wouldn't stop using drugs.
>>752502572
And i still want to cum all over Maisie
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
>>752503665
>>752503702
>>752503709
Not who you're responding to, but I just don't see how this can be done in practice. Newfags come here and they assimilate to the culture by observing and mimicking behavior. They become so proficient at it that they are essentially undetectable, shrouded amongst the masses through the veil of anonymity. They insist they are against the cancer and yet contribute to it just as much. They're more like a virus than like cancer. Infiltrating the host cell as means for multiplication until the cell dies and it spreads in exponential numbers. But unlike a virus that /b/ can resist through antibodies or vaccines (like Tumblr, etc.), this virus mutates constantly, always remaining under the radar and with the illusion that its presence is welcomed.
The other problem is that the cancer is deeply layered and comes out in a near infinite number of ways. There is no idea, no thread, nothing that is cancer-free. So how can we put up a defense against something that is ubiquitous and largely unrecognizable across the bigger scales? It seems impossible
>>752503702
>>752503746
Yeah, Annies boobs show up all the time in that show
This is the most surefire way to prove to anyone worth a shit here that you're a newfag.
There have always been people here with some level of sympathy. The reason why anyone thinks otherwise is the same reason people think old music was more consistently good - nobody still plays the shitty old stuff just like nobody screencapped /b/ getting pissed at child torture because it's not funny like those epic haxxor Sherlock screencaps you found on Funnyjunk.
/b/ was never good and it's always had more than its fair share of retards, but ever since Fox News and other retard news sources spread that we're some elite hacker club full of super-edgy jaded mercenaries, faggots like you show up by the shortbus-full day in and day out, trying really hard to prove you're old in some desperate and pathetic attempt to fit in on an ANONYMOUS messaging board.
God damn every time some fucktard spouts that bullshit like they've been here forever it makes me wish we really were elite hacker wizards so I could track them down and lock them in their basements to starve.
Yeah I'm salty
>>752503648
Agreed
>>752502817
>>752502984
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, fur threads. Back before generally unfunny and repetitive content became the predominating theme. Before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threads in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.
People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.
We conceived CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs had died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say 'Over 9,000 penises" on fuckign T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all of that? For the fuckign lulz, that's why.
It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this is were old/b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again
>>752503790
I just love how Annies boobs are so subtle yet so cute
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
>>752503709
I hear you
Picture a dark redhead. Like there is a nigger in the woodpile. This bitch can tan dark as fuck
Then picture her looking just like emma watson
That was my 1st wife
>>752503937
>>752503894
Annies boobs lounging on Gillian Jacobs
>>752504008
Not bad, nigga!
>>752503979
Sorry the truth hurts some peeps
>>752504008
Annies boobs high-fiving their owner
>>752504039
Best I had, quality will drop off fast since there aren't that many pictures of Annie's boobs
>>752504103
I'd let Annies boobs spoon me so hard, no joke
>>752504191
Just look at this, how could you say no to Annies boobs?
Nice but for real more of Alison's tits would be cool too.
>>752504232
>>752504263
Annies boobs for real this time then
>>752504334
>>752504334
Not my favorite picture of the bunch but I can still hang.
>>752504408
NOW WE TALKIN $$$$$
Posting for more Brie titties!
>>752504444
>>752504444
Check'd
But I only saved those two. My community fantasy got fulfilled once they got out.
>>752504545
Ditto that my brother.
>>752504610
>>752504610
>>752504630
What I wouldn't give for one night with these two..
>>752504552
Couldn't find my pics of Natalie to contribute
>>752504664
Absolutely COVERED
>>752504670
I´ll post a bit
>>752504803
A threesome I didn't know I wanted
>>752504849
>>752504832
She knew what she was doing
>>752503269
*alison
>>752503317
*alison
>>752505094
It's clearly Annie you dickwad
>>752505094
hahaha dummy.
>>752505000
>>752505165
>>752505197
I'll bite. Annie who?
>>752502572
I want a threesome with her, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. I start off by eating Katy Perry, while fucking Maisie and Tay-Tay rims my asshlole. Then I watch one lick the other clean of my cum whlle I fuck/rim the others. This goes on forever
>>752505196
Wanna jump right in there
>>752505243
Edison. Character on Community.
The joke comes from a plot point where a character names his pet monkey after her breasts. Hence Annie's Boobs. Hence the monkey posting in the thread.
>>752505243
Annie is the name of the character that Alison Brie played in Community
>>752505199
>>752502650
...thats....not Natalie....
>>752505329
>>752505354
Makes sense now. Thanks for having a mature discussion for a change.
>>752505303
Does she wanna be a cat? Always with the ear headband...annoys the shit outta me
Would smash tho
>>752505018
Who dis?
>>752505419
>>752505474
annie
>>752505361
>>752505474
Alison Brie
>>752505750
When did these come out? I've only seen the mad men trailer nudes
>>752506174
>>752506168
I tossed my Brie folder as a zip in here
/r/euzzp1wm
There may be a duplicate or three.
>>752506241
>>752506355
You're a gentleman and a scholar
>>752506355
where?
>>752506588
the secret hideout
>>752506588
>>752506622
I'm just fucking around, it's a vola room
>>752506355
Any AJ Michalka? I've always thought she was the hotter of the two sisters.
>>752506622
>>752506675
2kewl4skool
>>752506854
Should be up in a sec
>>752506979
I know right
>>752507042
Thank you very kindly. How many ZIP files do you have?
>>752507042
Her tits are even better than hoped...
>>752507368
I just zip my folders, but a shit tonne is assorted files with no names attached.. the only other big one I've got is amber heard. But I think it's missing a few
>>752507476
Post that one too? I've never seen her nudes either
>>752507476
This has been enlightening. Thank you Tinman.
>>752507555
Coming up
>>752507623
yw anon
>>752507705
Do you find these on /b/? When all the fappening... 2.0? 3.0? Whatever round they were released.
>>752507778
They stem from everywhere, I have this peeve where I need the high res shots, so whenever I find one anywhere I saw it and run a duplicate cleaner, then I sort by dimensions and go from there.
>>752507826
*save
>>752507826
>>752507841
But for a while now I've just collected, hoarded even. Gotta get around to sorting them before it gets out of hand
Just got done with my Bryci collection
>>752507894
Having the high res are the best available so I can't blame you. I don't have many celebs though. I've met both Michalkas in person though, and AJ has always been super kind and friendly and Aly has always been pretty stuck up every time I talk to her.
>>752508104
Not surprising, even from the pics you can tell the difference in personality.
>>752508159
Being the first name listed in your band does a number on you psychologically.
>>752508240
I don't even think it's that. She's the older one right? I'm the older brother in a pack of 4, I'm stuck up too compared to them, a little full of myself sometimes but it's all good.
>>752502496
shes so fucking pretty with that girly beauty type and wide smile
>>752508336
Aly is two years older. She's always seemed like she needs to be in control even with AJ. She's the one who posts first on social media too.
>>752503072
>black
>tiny, saggy tits
how can u compare any1 to Nat?
>>752508417
Yeah, pretty much just the older sister with an only-child personality.. Not surprising with the attention they get.
>>752508458
Opinions man, educate yourself (not that guy btw, you just posted right as I was replying)
>>752503457
to not dig in mud
>>752508336
I'm the eldest brother of three and I know what you mean. That comes from watching them grow up and always envisioning yourself as their elder. It's all good as long as you're not shitty to your siblings about it.
>>752508336
>>752508417
Who was this again? One of the Micalkas I think
>>752508544
That's Aly
>>752508527
Also, they can be little shits and retards sometimes, that might have been pushing me to become a little stuck up too
>>752508544
That's Aly
>>752508458
>Posts a cum fake
>Thinks he can judge others tastes
fuk off you fat fucking faggots in here get a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8
>>752508582
100%. Babysitting your childish younger siblings and seeing them do dumb childhood shit only furthers that attitude the more siblings you have the the increased age gap between you.
>>752508569
>>752508582
Nice thank you
>>752508612
>faps to clothed women
just shut your nigger, pancake-tits-loving, whore mouth
>>752508644
>>752508582
>>752508654
So who do you think would be the better fuck?
>>752508693
No
>>752508693
Using your fantasy in this life of constant input is actually healthier than needing stimulation all the time.. Nigger
>>752508875
tinman says Aly, no doubt. She might be stuck up, but get her to bed and she'll mess your shit up
>>752502496
>>752508875
I'm already more attracted to AJ's body, but I can't help but feel like their personality would extend into the bedroom and Aly seems like the "lie down and expect good sex to happen to her" type
>>752508893
show me the study, nigger
>>752508950
wwyd, incest, fb/ig, shouldn't share.. Tell me which one of those isn't men fapping to other mens stories and pictures?
>>752508985
It's common knowledge, fucktard.. Have you seen what human ingenuity can make if you use your fantasy and imagination? Now replace that with boobs and asses.. It's obvious which one is better
>>752508938
>>752508982
I humbly disagree. The clear answer is to get everyone hammered and attempt a threesome.
>>752508938
>>752509119
Fair enough, but I'm still holding on to Aly as the one being most freaky in bed.
>>752509107
or u r fucking wrong, nigger.
>>752503104
Oh look, somebody who's never seen tits in real life before
im seeing a lot of alison brie stuff so if anyone wants me to post all of the leaked ones just tell me thanks i'll lurk
i think everyone has seen them tho
>>752509205
Your opinion is shit and you know it
>>752509205
whatever dude, if you need to have it all written out for you to get by then we're clearly never gonna agree
Okay shut up now, whiney little faggots. Spidey's here.
>>752509284
show me the study, then, u fuck
>>752509317
>just take it on faith, look where did that take us
>>752509342
>>752509379
>>752509394
>>752509378
don't bring faith into this, you filthy christian
>>752509179
I think that's fair. AJ is probably submissive, and Aly probably has a descent hot streak in her in the bedroom. I wonder what kinks she's got
>>752509378
>>752509430
>>752509420
look whos talking, u fucking jew
>>752509450
>>752509420
yay Spidey!
>>752509500
>>752509456
Lel, I'm fucking nordic, I believe in Thor and all those guys
>>752509342
Your parents must be proud of you
>>752509520
>>752509542
Nah, Robertsfag just forgot his meds again
>>752509533
and how does that make u less retarded?
>>752509542
>>752509533
Your comics are no religion, anon
>>752509564
>>752509600
>>752509553
>>752509623
>>752509598
Should really read up on Asetro, the original story before marvel fucked it up.
>>752509571
It doesn't, but I'm not a fucking jew
>>752509684
>>752509716
>>752509716
sounds jewish to me
>>752509623
>>752509718
>>752509771
Khalisi actress?
>>752509716
Kek
>>752509791
the one and only
Does whatever a spider can
>>752509774
imagine being so lonely and such a faggot that you go around on 4chan posting memes of spiderman all day... I feel sorry for you
>>752509828
She's pretty cute also
>>752509862
He started spamming a mostly dead thread anyway, so what does it matter?
>>752509862
Feeding the trolls will only inspire a response. Ignoring them and not showing interest is the best way to deal with it. You clearly didn't have siblings.
Yeah why should anyone care
New thread?
>>752509910
Do you have sibling issues you talk about them a lot
>>752509999
Quads don't lie
>>752509999
They offer a lot of perspective. I'm resentful because they started taking my attention away. That's life.
>>752507736
>>752507736
>>752507736
NEW THREAD
>>752503197
Butttttttt shes not dark skinned
>>752510418
*SNIFF SNIFF*
>>752510667
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
