Katy Perry Thread
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Katy Perry Thread
>>752502112
okay
>>752502112
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
>>752502196
goddess
>>752502196
I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.
Fuck off katy perry
>>752502222
Quads.
Amazing rack.
imagine if you were katy perrys sex slave
>>752502112
Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.
Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.
I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.
>>752502196
>>752502222
my goddess~ *swoons*
Just go to /s/
>>752502341
perfection
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>>752502376
Those tits..
Okay I'm done. Well and truly done, just like your gay unfunny steak and ketchup meme that you cucks post on here, the burnt steak smothered in ketchup, that's how fucking done I am with this shit. Every day I take time from my life to select the funniest pictures, gifs and webms from my YLYL folder that I've spent the last few years building up, and every single time, I never get a "lost" - I'd even be happy with a "kek" or even a "lel", but no. Nothing. You trap loving immature closet homsexual basement dwelling Yu-Ghi-Oh playing, Pokemon collecting man-children would rather laugh at ridiculous banana memes and reply to Your mother will die in her sleep posts. Well, no fucking wonder /b/ has turned in to a normie joke, you all disgust me. I'm deleteing my YLYL folder right now, and I won't be creating another one, so there you have it, you've lost another OG /b/ro, a normie will take my place, you'll have more normie memes get posted. Congratulations on slowly turning /b/ in to 9fag, cunts.
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>>752502341
>>752502376
Fuck, katy distracted me from fapping to lizzy, and then i had to stare at her while i waited for my waifus to get posted...
But here i am, looking at that body because...damn. she drew me in
>>752502494
Maybe you should be fapping to Godess Katy then ;p
>>752502494
impossible to resist
>>752502542
I am fapping hard for that amazing body...
>>752502589
Good boy~ <3
Stroke that hard cock and don't stop but don't cum.
>>752502648
mm. Not yet. I won't cum yet...but when I do...
>>752502648
im jerking hard for you too katy
>>752502494
but this is a katy thread, my hands are tied, otherwise Lizzie would be my choice to post fist
if katy was my gf i would have to make her lock me in chastity cause i wouldn't be able to control myself
I wish I could suck all of your cocks, as Katy, and be bukkake'd by all of /b/. :)
>>752502648
That ass
>>752502707
Those tits!
>>752502729
I would gladly oblige. MULTIPLE times.
>>752502712
>>752502729
why dick sucking and not taking it in the puss?
>>752502546
>>752502542
Thats what i'm thinking...theres something about katy that makes men just want
She's getting cum that was going to girls 10 years younger than her. She competes and it isnt even a competetion
>>752502764
>>752502729
a noble ambition, cutie. I hope I can be apart of it when it happens,
>>752502707
Yay! So many men jerking & stroking their hard cocks for Katy, lucky Katy ^.^
>ywn fuck katy after they are done using her up
>>752502759
that means katy's expecting multiple loads from you, now ;p
>>752502792
oh i'd definitely take it in the puss! and ass! and jerk multiple men off at once- do my best to please hun~ preferably this would take place on a dancefloor
>>752502851
>>752502852
hard and furiously
she should thank the heavens
>>752502892
why is she so fucking ugly now?
>>752502852
I'll never stop
>>752502910
damn gangfucking katy while her music is playing would be the best
>>752502928
Her tits are fantastic here...
>>752502928
>>752502851
That is a beautiful picture. Those eyes~
awe me too lovely!
My favorite katy pic
where does jaty like cum put most? ass/mouth/puss?
>>752503069
good choice, not a pic but this is my favorite Katy moment ever
Cock is so damn wet and slippery with pre
how about you boys anyone wanna describe there penises for Katy now?? ..;3
>>752502979
>>752502941
>>752502928
Fuck fucking i just started a nofap but i cant bring myself to leave this thread
>>752503145
My cock is absolutely throbbing, and coated in Pre. The head can't take more than a few strokes, without me shivering. I am fighting hard not to cum to her without permission.
>752502993
>>752502979
>gangfucking
I'd recommend gang-mutual masturbation as well. It's fun.
>>752502995
>awe me too lovely!
I would drain myself over and inside of you
>>752503145
a wet red rocket atm
>>752503097
all over my face please!!! I love feeling warm cum land on my forehead and cheeks, or shoot over my nose and chin.... mmmn yum
>>752503145
Precum is flowing consistently
>>752503152
think Katy has made it her life's mission to destroy nofap tbh
>>752503198
>>752503282
>>752503196
god I want to taste that cock and precum. just lick along it and your balls
>>752503198
mmm delicious babe <3
>>752503323
If you licked it, I would be shaking and fighting not to cum.
>>752503321
love that one <3
>>752503267
My cock is going to tear a hole in my jeans holy fuck
Why am i not leaving i know where this leads
>>752503323
makes me so weak, leaking everywhere for Katy
does katy like small penises? :(
>>752503415
nope
Fapping with other guys online is addictive..
>>752503369
haha yay that's a good thing, I want sperm everywhere~
>>752503460
Its not good if I don't have permission to cum..if I had permission, lick away
>>752503460
>sperm everywhere
nope it belongs in one place
>>752503398
Please, oh please start wanking off for Katy already you fucking stud! <3 ;P
>>752503460
muh dick
>>752503548
>katy will never beg for your cock and call you a stud
literally why even live. at least I can jerk to her every day
>>752503511
;3 all over me
>>752503548
Well thats why i came in this katy thread most likely.
Any other thread i can choose whether or not to jack off. With katy..it seems like i dont have a choice
>>752503552
sexy clip! dick is good too
>>752503643
Holy fuck
>>752503643
oozing from your freshly destroyed holes
>same number of posters as main celeb thread
Katy confirmed best celeb
>>752502249
Let me see your cock little boy. Daddy needs it.
Am I allowed to cum yet goddess? Im getting so close just wanna explode for you
imagine if katy mind controlled you with her handies and blowies to get your lower ribs surgically removed and made you blow yourself for her own enjoyment
been fun guys but I'm spent !
>>752503793
If she wore something skimpy I would gladly do this...
>>752503792
Same! I wanna cum so badly
>>752503792
Yes, cum for katy.. give your goddess every last drop. what a great fap sesion
Start busting those nuts boys~
>>752503849
so fucking close
>>752503828
even in front of her female friends while they laughed in shock?
>>752502542
I wish we could see some pics of the hot cocks that are being stroked.
>>752503872
here it comes
>>752503871
Busted! Fuck she's great
>>752503872
*lick* mmnnn let it all go babes
>>752502648
Yes, Daddy... How else can I please you?
>>752503886
Their laughter might make me cum prematurely.
>>752503933
fuckk nobody makes me cum like Katy
>>752503930
>>752503929
Mmmmmm <3
Thank you for the cum boys
>>752503949
it would make them laugh harder then katy would make you show your offering around the room before forcing you to swallow
>>752503967
hehe every webm you posted shows just why she is the best.
>>752504021
so long as she had something revealing on, I would gladly perform this task.
>>752502979
A hot gangbang of Katy and if things touch... That's ok too.
>>752503967
>>752503933
Fuck i'm so close
Take the cum that was going to the other celebs, katy. Even when i'm in the throes of lust for another woman you can show me theres only one good enough to take control of me
You're my new goddess
>>752504064
nothing revealing, jeans and a turtleneck sweater with no bra so her breasts bounce and jiggle as she giggles at you
>>752503145
I'm super hard. My gf is working in the next room. But I don't want her right now.
>>752504096
Good boy, Katy gladly accepts you as her new worshipper slave
>>752504139
If I can watch her breasts jiggle, thats all I need...If she moves around too much it'll be over quickly
>>752504146
lmao fuck your GF, fapping to Katy is more important. you should definitely get that hard cock taken care of :3 <3
>>752504172
would you lick her hole clean after every other guy in this thread had filled it up?
>>752504172
Fuck, i'm there
Next pic i see and i'll explode a huge load from her newest worshipper
Reminder that you are gay, you love being gay, and that being gay is the most fun you can ever hope to have.
you should be addicted to jerking off and cumming to Katy
>>752503757
Go fuck yourself you freak
Give katy that nut >;3
anal is the bestt
>>752504291
>>752504377
xD lmao that's cute
>>752504328
>>752504378
That body, that ass, i'cumming so hard
She is sex personifed
bye guys :3
or should I say, bye faggots
>>752504468
Came so fucking hard, felt so amazing
Bye, New Goddess ;)
>>752503415
She's mad for them. She says they jump and twitch inside her much more than big cocks and their cum is so thick and downright hot she wonders if they might actually burn her one day and how it would feel for that to give her an orgasm
>>752503511
No two pla...wait 3....4... hell, just cum all over the bitch
WARNING
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99% of this thread is the same person
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you are in a gay sex thread that is made by the same perpetual faggot under the guise of a ‘celeb’ thread
>>752504595
:')
>>752503991
>>752504029
Fuck, my cock is dripping precum on my boxers. I Can feel the tip of my dick totally drenched, sometimes it even happens with a soft dick but this is not the case now boys.
I need to edge more for katy, i need some help
>>752503069
Can we get an x-ray on this??
>>752502892
Does the uncensored version of this exist?
