G-Good evening, Anonymous!
It's t-that time again, t-time for General Help with me, Alice3D!
D-Do you need a friend?
A shoulder to c-cry on?
Someone to m-make you laugh and feel welcome?
Perhaps some f-friendly advice?
Don't s-suffer in s-silence, Anonymous. You don't have t-to anymore <4
my girlfriend is icky about doing anything feet related but I have a foot fetish, what do?
also what to eat for dinner?
and fuck ya alice thread
>>745848888
The czech is real
anyone have any tips for stalking a girl?
>>745849158
W-What do you mean "icky"?
>>745848888
WITNESSED
>>745848888
I never got you, why the heck would you type in stuttering?
>>745848888
Show penis
>>745849221
Yes, one.
D-Don't do it. It's creepy and weird. S-Should be kind of obvious.
>>745848888
>nirvana
lame
Alice people are trying to kill me what do?
>>745849334
can you do something cute?
>>745849220
Isn't it g-glorious?
>>745849300
B-because I'm nervous, Anonymous!
>>745849333
I don't have one, sorry.
>>745849300
Clearly he's nervous.
>>745849158
i never pushed any of my fetishes on my gf and she eventually wanted to do them just to see me happy, try not being a perv and letting her be the pervy one
#OMG
Alice just told me on skype she got quads!!
also notice these:
quints: >>745844444
quads: >>745846666 >>745835555 >>745847777 >>745843333 >>745845555 >>745841111 >>745842222 >>745831111 >>745848888 >>745839999
trips: >>745840555 >>745849111 >>745843111 >>745845000 >>745842000 >>745844999 >>745840666 >>745845777 >>745847222 >>745848666 >>745822777 >>745849444 >>745840111 >>745843444 >>745842555 >>745848333 >>745845444 >>745849333 >>745846888 >>745847555 >>745845333 >>745827666 >>745845999 >>745844555 >>745847333 >>745823555 >>745847000 >>745835777 >>745848111 >>745848777 >>745844222 >>745841444 >>745848444 >>745843666 >>745825666 >>745848555 >>745848999 >>745847444 >>745837333 >>745843777 >>745844111 >>745846777 >>745848222 >>745847888 >>745846111 >>745834999 >>745845111 >>745849222 >>745846999 >>745841555 >>745822999 >>745841999 >>745847999 >>745842777 >>745846333 >>745846000 >>745848000 >>745842666 >>745847111 >>745839222 >>745837888 >>745840444 >>745845222 >>745827444 >>745844666 >>745845666 >>745841777 >>745849000 >>745835888 >>745847666 >>745844888 >>745844333 >>745842333 >>745841666 >>745843222 >>745842888 >>745846444 >>745846222
>>745849350
>Comfortable shirt
W-What's the problem?
>>745849363
Go to the p-police.
I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. I have no reason to but I've always thought this. What should I do?
>>745849431
>B-because I'm nervous, Anonymous!
That's stupid, it's a silly affectation that you seem to put on to garner sympathy.
>>745849487
I'm a biological female, s-sorry <4
>>745849334
Stalking seems to be the only way to get close to her though.
>>745849526
>W-What's the problem?
the shirt's fine, the band itself is the problem
Hey, Alice. I love you.
Please don't forget that, no matter what.
>>745848888
I don't really need advice, but I do need to vent right now. I suspect I'm bipolar and I'm (hopefully) going in for evaluation soon. I'm going through one of my up times right now, and I feel great. Just a few days ago though I was a wreck. I couldn't stop thinking about something shitty that happened last week that pretty much dealt the killing blow to my confidence. All I could do was cry and mope, I had no drive to even try to put effort into anything I like. I fear going back into one of those phases very much. I have lots of important shit I need to get done and lots of people I need to talk to, so I can't be falling apart like I was. It's stressing me the fuck out.
What a beautiful set of digits! Won't you donate them to Hakurei Shrine?!
>>745849581
It's a fucking meme you dip
>>745849607
d-did anyone successfully s-stalked Alice?
Hi Alice!
>>745849501
Dude. The amount of effort you put into that list just to show us Alice isn't special, which we already know, makes you King of the fucking sperglords.
Art thief
>>745849584
G-great. Another t-thread that isn't about you that is going to b-become about you.
>>745848888
When is moot coming back?
Alice, yo!
Same shit, different day.
>>745849558
B-Because you are paranoid. Have you s-seen a doctor about this?
>>745849607
Stalking is c-creepy and wrong. I d-don't know where you g-got the idea that it's a normal t-thing to do?
Again, d-don't stalk people. It's weird and creepy.
>>745849725
Never. He tried us up in a sack and threw us into a Japanese river.
>>745849725
when google will fire him for watching pedoporn during working hours
Hello slice, is it possible to get a picture with your sign saying"Sophie" at all? It will make my epeen bigger on a different forum
>>745849786
Tied*
*flies around the thread bumping into this and that and bouncing off the walls*
ahhhh!
Alice tried to sell her nudes to me kek
>>745849818
Alice* darn this autocorrect
>>745849633
The fact that you're aware is a huge step you have over many people, even though it might not feel like it. Got to learn to be more content that you're on the right path, and you'll eventually finish where you want to.
>>745849616
T-To each their own.
>>745849633
W-Well I am certainly glad that you're going to get an evaluation. Untreated mental illnesses and disorders c-can be dangerous. I'm p-proud of you for seeking help.
>>745849786
I meant back to the internet. His blog and twitter fell silent after he started working for Google.
>>745849633
R U M OR F
>>745848888
Quads Chek'd
Hello!
It's wonderful to see you!
>>745849775
I don't like the doctor. Once when I was a boy he molested me. Also, I don't like going outside. Should I stop smoking weed?
>>745848888
Alice, where can i send you money?
I wanna eat ur ass
>>745849350
>talking shit on nirvana
Does that bandwagon have snacks?
>>745849847
Do you have autism?
>>745849847
You could at least not lie while posting evidence that you're lying...
>>745849775
Are you ever going to update that "self-doxx" that you did a while ago? IIRC it was at a house, but now you live in a penthouse or something right?
>>745849638
Hello bestie <4
>>745849708
I don't make these threads for m-my own pleasure, s-surely you know that by now or you r-really need to lurk moar
>>745849841
Holy shit. You fucking cringer's. Stop fucking role-playing. Are you 12?
-smacks anon with The Penetrator rendering him dead-
-connects-
There. Now fuck off, faggot.
>>745849847
That doesn't look like she's trying to sell you nudes, retard
>>745849847
That's not what happened there.
>>745849909
Whats rumorf?
>>745848888
How do I get a girlfriend like you?
>>745849847
What a greedy whore.
>>745849909
I have a penis
>>745850009
Alice, I heard you are selling nudes
Tits or GTFO
>>745849894
No clue. Fuck m00t. I was here since 06 and that faggot just watched as the cancer decimated us and then sold our dying corpse to some anatomy undergrads to play with.
>>745850107
>find any man
>mcdonalds bag over head
>???
>profit
>>745849916
T-try a more stimulating d-drug like coke.
>>745850126
eww, gross, and stinking like a rotten fish
>>745850009
Hi! Wanna eat some cake with me?
>>745849725
H-He's not?
>>745849772
Hey Revy, h-how are you holding up down there?
>>745849847
No I didn’t, I c-contacted you because you incessantly demanded m-my nudes so I confronted you, Magneto
>>745848888
Nice quads...now tits or GTFO
>>745850018
now let me eat you, human!
>>745849847
>Seems pretty reasonable to ask the source, btw.
nigga this doesn't show she was selling anything at all. you probably could have even scored some for free if you just played it cool after that
>>745848888
>>745848888
Hey why are the black paper and the white paper not lined up? Either lazy photoshopping or lazy papercutting!
3/10 at least the blur is even
>>745850253
Well? Give the man what he wants, you trap queen.
Just so you know, my wife is convinced you're a man due to your Adam's Apple and your Jean shorts always seem to have a buldge.
The difference between you and my wife is that I've put my dick in her vagina, so I know she's female. Gotta say, the little lady has some points.
>>745850170
Where did you get all this Roblox porn?
>>745849847
eww, I can spot a fake alice:
- has a gmail address
- doesn't stutter
- talks about her nudes
- states there aren't any
- Richard Fagger got destroyed and incinerated
>>745850107
You should f-find someone that's better than me, not l-like me.
>>745850246
Absolutely! S-sounds yummy <4
>>745850390
B-because that's a dry erase board that I taped the edges of so that it wouldn't s-splinter into my hand <4
>>745848888
>that dog
>>745850253
The circle jerking begins
>>745850461
You've only seen her while she's threading then. Go visit her at her chat.
I went to a therapist for a while regarding my social anxiety, but nothing really helped and I'm not sure what to do now. What would you recommend?
>>745850436
Wait what does trap queen where you're from? Where I live it means a female that hangs around places commonly occupied by young adult weed smokers
>>745848888
How much do you normally charge for nudes?
>>745848888
This faggot again.
>>745850436
Magneto, don't make up a fake wife please. That's really creepy. Also, I'm not sure if you knew this, but every sentence doesn't need a new paragraph.
>>745850436
S-sorry, biological female, don’t have an Adams apple (as I’ve proven since 2011, so lurk more) and I t-think maybe you don’t know how pants work. T-tell your hand I said hi, but she doesn’t have a vagina
it will take a while for a quints >745855555
Hey Alice, how do i get to a womans heart?
>>745848888
Show us your tits or get the fuck out.Show us your tits or get the fuck out.Show us your tits or get the fuck out.Show us your tits or get the fuck out.Show us your tits or get the fuck out.Show us your tits or get the fuck out.Show
>>745850546
Use a ruler next time. 2/10
>>745850546
a n s w e r m e >>745849388 >>745849992
>>745850661
>because anything I say about myself is real
Hey, Alice. Do you ever get the uneasy feeling that there's some disaster waiting in your future? Because that's how I feel right now. I don't know why.
>>745850615
W-What have you tried to alleviate it?
>>745850661
Besties for l-life!
>>745850663
>tell your hand I said hi
only gays and actual females can be so corrosive
>>745850617
That's exactly what it means here. I was using the term to ironically call her a trap, friend.
>>745850708
T-through her c-chest cavity, a-anon.
>>745850708
I'd suggest an axe, or a circular blade saw
>>745850829
T-That's a symptom of anxiety, dear. I'd r-recommend seeing a doctor/therapist about it. <$
>>745850831
I tried going to a therapist?
>>745850789
I mean, considering you just tried to make up a fake wife to win 'a woman said this, so it must be true' credibility... you're probably right about that.
>>745850831
You know it!
>>745850708
it depends on her dignity.
if she already wasted it, you may easily bait her with money.
>>745850929
Do you rice your desktop?
>>745850929
Sounds good. I'm going to wait and see what happens.
>>745850661
I'm not that dipshit. I don't want your nudes. You look like a meth addict and constantly brag about your meaningless thigh gap. Don't flatter yourself, sweetie. Want a picture of me with my wife for evidence or some shit?
I'll start a new paragraph whenever I'd like, also. You're not my English professor. Now address my wife's accusations. Why do your Jean shorts have a buldge all the time and why is your Adam's Apple always so prevalent?
>>745848888
I want to eat you Alice. I want to kill you quick and butcher your flesh into great cuts and eat you with my family. Roasts, hams, steaks, chops, rips and burgers. How is your diet? You look very lean, do you think you will taste good?
>>745851039
>roblox20
>20
>>745850956
What did your therapist try? CBT? Did they recommend you see a psychiatrist? M-Medications?
>>745850844
Magneto j-just confirmed himself for gay; s-sorry dear, just because I spit f-fire doesn’t mean I’m flaming.
>>745851046
it's an iPhone's Apple, not Adam's Apple
>>745850831
Better ways of thinking and trying to open up more, but I can't get over the intense anxiety I get, I know they are irrational thoughts, but it's overwhelming.
>>745851012
That's a stupid fucking question, anon. Who doesn't?
>>745848888
>>745851094
I'll hold you, if you would like. You'll never see the knife, just like my lambs.
>>745851094
>I want to eat you Alice.
she's not a fried chicken, you faggot
Alice how do I get rid of dysthymia?
It's been 10 years now, I'm tired.
>>745851209
>she
kek'd
>>745848888
I'm depressed and unable to ask a girl out because it would ruin our friendship if she says no. My plan is to get high and tell her and if she says no I'll just say I was hallucinating. Is this a good plan?
mmm longpork
>>745850996
reimu...
>>745850663
Kek. My "hand" makes more fucking money than you in nursing and doesn't need to attention whore to random strangers on the internet.
I think my favorite part of this conversation is how you think you're winning and that I'm lying, neither of which are true. As I said, want a picture of me and the wife? I'll be happy to put up. $5 says you won't post yourself in panties front the front to prove you don't tuck, though. Which one of us will take the dare? Fuck it. If you prove you're female, I'll give you my, AND MY WIFE'S, Facebook. Your move, Sheman.
>>745851046
S-sorry, biological female, don’t have an Adams apple (as I’ve proven since 2011, so lurk more) and I t-think maybe you don’t know how pants work. T-tell your hand I said hi, but she doesn’t have a vagina
>>745851046
>whenever I'd like, also.
Clearly I'm not, because I'd have taught you better than that. Now, for extra credit, why don't we work on your ability to differentiate between faces?
>>745851255
That's retarded. Just ask her out.
You're going to ruin the friendship either way so try not to look like an ass when you do it.
>>745851121
hey alice, hope you had a nice day
>>745851297
something tells me this dude is literally butthurt annihilated
>>745851209
OH N-NO DON’T TELL LOUISE I’M F-FRIED CHICKEN! I DON’T W-WANT TO DIE
>>745850996
Again. He's not fucking me. I'm a 28 year old married ginger man. I just fucking hate Alice and her clear fucking psychosis and how it draws all these lonely faggots to her.
>>745850996
>>745851121
For a thread that isn't about you, you sure aren't fighting it becoming mostly about you.
>>745851297
How mad and delusional can one individually truly be?
>>745848888
dont need any help today alice
>>745851297
I got an idea. Post your wife's nudes so we know you're not dating a trap
>>745851456
>>745848888
Hi there, Alice!
It's nice to finally talk to you in person! I don't think we've met before - I'm Kaori-chan!
Funnily enough, I've had a lot of people assume you and I are actually the same person [although I do see the slight resemblance], but I'd be lying if I said that the things you do here didn't inspire me to make threads of my own!
Also, nice gets!
>>745851121
Yes, it was CBT. I took Prozac for a while but stopped as it had mostly negative effects.
>>745849350
more of a fashion statement than music preference
Hey Alice. Everything is alright for me other than the being a depressed NEET part. Thanks for asking though.
>>745851461
>ginger man
Is that what you call yourself?
And since you keep offering, post that picture of you and your wife, bro. Let's see what you got.
>>745849431
Can you back that up with a single image?
>>745851297
S-sorry, biological female, don’t have an Adams apple (as I’ve proven since 2011, so lurk more) and I t-think maybe you don’t know how pants work. T-tell your hand I said hi, but she doesn’t have a vagina
>>745851209
Did I say chicken Anon-74585109? Roast, ribs, chops. Cooked with great sauces and sides, it would be delicious.
My mouth is watering at the thought of pulled
Alice barque made from spare cuts of meat and fat; some native peoples of Cuba called it Long-pig.
Its my first year of uni and im into this Russian qt3.14. She keeps complaining about not having a boyfriend and only uses tinder to fuck other dudes. Other friend private messaged her about getting out with me but she said im more a friend and aint interested in furthering it.
I feel like I've pushed most of my friends away as i keep being with her everywhere. She doesn't use me, we get along really well but i notice what i do is harming relationships with my bros.
Tonight though we went to a bar me her and my friend, me and girl talking together and i notice my friend is alone and eventually leaves cause no one talks to her. We meet this other dude who we got along well with and as we leave she goes with with this guy (literally met him like 3 hours ago).
I dont know what to do now, I've been a dick and ignoring my friends and pushing them away trying to get this girl but on the other hand im really into her and we share basically the same interests as each other but as i described she's keep on going around fucking random guys and comes to me complaining no one likes her.
What do i do
What the fuck are you S-ss-tutering Bill or something?
>>745851607
>biologically female
Hormones don't make you a woman.
>>745851571
No. But I can offer 17 different explanations and invite the entire sailor moon team to back me up?
>>745851523
T-Thank you so much! It means a lot to me that you are inspired b-by me to make threads of your own. K-Keep up the good work too! <4
>>745851524
D-Did they try anything else?
>>745851320
All of you anime "females" are he same diseased, attention-craving brains, in different chicks. Difference is, I've never seen Reimu or the others, so they're probably landwhales. I'll at least admit you're skinny, but I have a male friend with your exact build. With some tape, a razor and a printer, he could be you. This is why I don't necessarily buy your bullshit "biological female" story. You either have some sort of Caretaker complex demanding you help neckbeard who would literally doxx and steal every bit of data you have. You're the one suffering from some sort of disorder here; Not the anons. Sure, they're fucked up, too, but you pretend you're an anime character and literally have a schedule for posting on this site. That's fucking neurotic.
>>745851664
>uses tinder to fuck other dudes.
Basically you're a pre-cucked cuck in denial
>>745851664
That chick doesn't want you and will never want you.
Make your own decisions but be aware of that basic fact.
Hi Alice! Life is nothing but unending misery and drudgery! In have nothing left to look forward to! I want to die so much! I wish I wasn't such a coward!
>>745851790
Manual stimulation of my prostate, but that wasn't really useful either
>>745848888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0
>>745848888
>>745850546
>biological female
>browses /b/
I dont think anyone would say no to a GF like you
>>745851877
You'll get there someday, brother.
>>745848888
nice quads, Alice.
Simple question today. Why are you always so nice?
Thanks,
Ben
>>745851664
I t-think you should be wary of w-what she does on Tinder and p-perhaps you should find someone that w-wants to be with you and only you. <4
>>745851709
N-No, but being born "XX" instead of "XY" d-does. <4 Try harder!
>>745851320
Hey Reimu are you cute irl?
>>745851952
>A male can't have XX chromosome also
Failed biology?
>>745851320
Reimu. Thaks for existing.
>>745851758
And you!
Although I suppose you don't need me telling you that, being the seasoned pro that you are~! <3
>>745848888
Congrats on getting quads Alice:D!!
How are you feeling today?
>>745851758
Do you masturbate Alice? How tight is your twat?
>>745852013
XXY isn't a male.
>>745851790
Other than trying to help me with coping strategies and better ways of thinking, no. I stopped seeing him after a couple months since it wasn't helping.
>>745851952
Yeah if that was actually the case. But it's not. No one has to try any harder. You won't verify it
>>745851474
Why'd you say that to me? What am I supposed to do? Make the people doing that stop posting?
>>745851461
Oh, buddy. Now you're trying to make up fake diagnoses... is there any depth to which you won't sink?
>>745852059
too tight. Anal pleases her more.
>>745851827
THIS is true.
>>745852134
wat
Why do you stupid bitch keep ignoring me?
>>745851664
Nice guys finish last. You have to make her somehow realize that she is always coming back to you for a reason and always leaving those guys for a reason. If you can't help it then I'd say your best course of action is devoting your time to someone else, it sounds like she is just using you even if you don't think so. Also I'm not sure but it sort of sounds like you were being the wingman for these guys and watching as she goes home with them to get fucked by them, come on bro
>>745851565
>>745851952
you haven't answered three of my questions alice... >>745849388 >>745849992 >>745851012
>>745851827
I've already doxxed m-myself twice~ Try harder <4
>>745852013
Yes, t-that is why I am a biological female <4 Vagina and all~
>>745852103
>>745852059
That's what I was thinking as well, do you think her asshole has taken many loads or is she to damaged to get dick?
So its really weird for me to talk about shit like this, but since its on an anonymous imageboard, I can. I get kinda down sometimes, and a few times a week at 3 am ill get a hurt felling in my chest and wrists, kind of a dull ache I guess? I do feel like shit, but it only really happens if Im not around friends. What happened? Is it depression, or a medical problem?
>>745852196
Can't even see that guy's hair, Ginger Man.
How do we know it's you?
>>745851607
>>745852196
There's me and the wife. Want our Facebook page? Just show us you. From the front in black granny panties or something unsexual just so we can see you don't have a cock and I'll give you faggots my name.
>>745852094
Stop responding to non condusive shit because you don't have the need to have attention. Amazing how that answer doesn't even enter your very open mind.
i get boners really easy because i dont masturbate and dont have sex regularly, the reason i dont wank is because one dark night i took some drugs and had a long wanking session then things went a bit south and its a long story but basically i had a meth induced psychosis and did some stupid shit, but i mean who doesnt take drugs and have long wanking sessions then wake up in jail, right ? haha anyway, easy boners in public is really the only thing that worries atm, plus watching porn gives me anxiety attacks now, life can be really strange sometimes
>>745852293
Oh. I don't care if you see my face. Give me a second and I'll provide a picture of my full face.
>>745851827
It doesn't seem neurotic at all to me. What's neurotic is getting so mad that you try to fight some for some inane buttangery cause online.
>>745851959
People who have seen me have said so. I dunno.
>>745852221
Totally not just a form of masterbation
>>745852360
here I am
>>745852043
<4 Your c-company is always welcome here, doll! <4
>>745852058
N-Not terrible! How are you today?
>>745852079
Have you c-considered trying a different therapist and perhaps they would give you something different to t-treat your symptoms?
>>745848888
i hate my life atm
I hate poorfags who pretend to be rich. Nice 1 bedroom shitshack.
inb4 "hurr I live in a PENTHOUSE"
>stove from 2006
>fridge from 2002
>awful countertops
>minimal decoration because poor
>>745852395
Interesting, thanks for answering my random survey <3
>>745852309
Ignoring a lie doesn't make it go away.
>>745852022
You're welcome, I guess!
>>745852395
>it doesn't seem neurotic to someone who has neurosis
Never saw that coming.
>>745852395
When is the Alice and Reimu double trouble Twitch stream?
>>745852466
I have, but I'm worried that it will be the same as before and won't help me very much
why do i put myself thru earthworm dickhole for the memes? the first couple earthworms are bad enough but then the 3rd and all the blood! i didn't even know earthworms would crawl up a penis until 4chan and /b/. pic not related but makes me smile
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