YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>745833123
did they mean 4ft 8in?
>>745833123
>5ft 8in dwarf
>6ft tall average height woman
>>745833204
i think they meant 8'4"
>>745833204
I don't think you get the joke.
>>745833123
nice thick blonde there
>>745833664
Unfunny and sad
Neck yourself
>>745833664
It worked out
>>745835835
What a supreme gentleman.
>>745833664
sad as fuck and it probably took him forever to work up the courage to do that shit
>>745833664
Was that the guy who ended up on the news and a bunch of facebook sluts threw him a party to virtue signal?
>>745835998
That's nice.
>>745835998
nice
New meme guys please spread!
>>745833664
Actually they threw him a party later.
Some camwhore blew him for attention iirc
>>745836277
what a cunt
>>745835835
Is his profile picture a photoshop of him with Ariana Grande? Fuck dude.
>>745836187
New??? HAHA i cant stop laughing
>>745835998
cool
bumb
>>745837258
Holy shit that multiplied the cringe by a factor of 10 atleast
>>745835998
I'm glad it worked out for him.
>>745833204
The running meme that any male who is less than 6ft is a Beta male.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiu3hCyZqA&t
>>745835998
cool!
>>745838323
>he is jail
>his cat roams free
>>745833123
He must have a very large schlong!
Fresh
>>745838713
dear god
>>745838323
GARFIELD!!!!!!!
*Sorry John this is not personal business
>>745835998
This is gay as fuck. Where the fuck was this weak baby anti bully campaign when I needed it
>>745835423
>>745835998
>>745836083
>>745836085
>>745836277
Lol fatties are mad
What if you stop drinking liquid sugar fatfucks
>>745839043
I wish I knew
>>745837933
i wish
>>745838713
Does anyone remember when that website WASN'T just fucking fetish art for fedoras?
I remember I was at SDCC a few years ago and one of the artists was telling me how they scout dA for new talent and I was just like ....why
>>745839132
One of the last greatest civilisations to spread democracy and structure turned to this, muslims, weak men and shitty baked beans for a quid down your local German supermarket. What's the fucking point
>>745838670
Franz Ferdinand looks like Mario.
>>745839984
They are becoming self aware
>>745838091
>#stillsingletho
This cunt should kill herself
>>745840143
kek a future school shooter
>>745840189
That kids an alpha
>>745835998
yay now it won't make me sad anymore
>>745833123
fkn manlet
>>745837754
Fucking loser
>>745838362
What the fuck?
>>745840523
Can't be real
>>745838670
FF wasn't driving, faggot.
>>745840737
Nuhsing is rear
>>745840122
I recognize that gay blowjob.
>>745840523
All written by the same illiterate monkey. Nice try tho
>>745838670
That's not how it happened at all
>>745839203
im sure this did wonders for his racism
>>745838670
What the fuck
>>745840184
>send vagine picks please
>pls respond
>>745838091
What a gold digging whore
>>745839132
They don't even have one each...
>>745841062
You can see it in his face. That is the moment whatever views he had were burned into his soul.
>>745838091
This is literally a made up meme
>>745841225
That is the moment he either becomes a (literal, racially motivated) cuck or a school shooter. There are no other options.
>>745841337
Now you mention it, he does have a bit of Eric Harris in him...
>>745839132
They're widowers, the dolls help them cope with the loss of their partners. Thats what the group is for you heartless cunt.
>>745841645
No. They fuck them. You are the cunt.
>>745841645
Source pls?
>>745841225
you do sound a bit heartless there bro
>>745840294
Dollar store furries
>>745841225
Thats the neonatal phase of a nigger shooter cop.
>>745838362
okay.
>>745840523
The mother would not be posting emojis in this situation. Will nerds never learn this?
>>745839203
Saved as "how to make a klansman"
>>745842006
Not with that kind of trauma. He'd be afraid of getting up close to armed niggas. I see him more as a prison guard, where he was ALL the power.
>CO Bitchass... I have a report from one inmate saying you, and I quote, "Ripped open his shirt and screamed 'who combs now nigger!?" I just want to say... fantastic job.
>>745833123
>James Lusted
hmmm
>>745838823
I hope it didn't work and just made the bullying worse.
>>745839203
call him a nigga to get rid of his racism. genius.
>>745835835
Oc? On my b? Well I never
>>745840159
alpha as fuck
>>745839128
Well he got a party, soo
>>745835998
>the whole world rewards him for being a fat cunt
Shame is healthy.
>>745840184
>>745840184
>bon jure
It hurts
>>745835998
Wonder how Laughing Faggot who posted it in the first place is doing, probably in a gutter begging for his next drink.
America!
>>745842825
bone apple tea
>>745838362
Giant granny panties. More like dish towel
>>745842825
one of the things that pissed me off as well
>>745833123
kek. you would think freaks wouldn't be so edgy about the freakishness.
>grow a fucking beard, shorty.
>>745842825
Ouie?
>>745839132
Ewwww 7dudes 5dolls
Looks Like someone does a sloppy second .... But there's a woman so one of these dudes could be straight
>>745839132
That's nothing in Japan they have Handicapped Dolls with retarded Eyes that they take for a leisurely stroll in the park.
>>745840751
Otherwise, it's historically accurate.
>>745840159
A real Chad
>>745840143
Yfw you realize he isn't Asian
>>745844014
shit
>>745838475
Holy Shit I think I know that guy, that pic looks like a much younger version of my friend.
Wrong country though...and he'd kill his GF if she suggested cucking.
>>745844052
>>745844077
>>745844115
is this satire?
>>745844304
Damn Trekkies taking it too far
>>745844289
It's drawn far too well.
>>745844289
If by satire you mean the actual comic then yes.
>>745844052
> Be Marvel
> Turn Iron Man into a nigger because diversity.
> Turn Iron Man into a bitch because feminism.
> Turn Iron Man into a race-baiter looking to provoke imaginary racism and sexism to protest against.
> Spotlight the "achievements" of other diversity hires who got the spot in top positions to fill a quota and were inferior to qualified white male workers.
> Wonder why sales are dropping.
>>745844444
You were the chosen one, I loved you like a brother. Now you are a disappointment and wasted those quints.
>>745841062
he's still racist, and he's gay.
>>745837933
I think that you have the flags swapped
>>745844289
>>745844451
Yes. Marvel SJW is satire. They just don't have the self-awareness to realize they've become a self-parody.
>>745844444
That's a lot of 4s
>>745833664
This just bums me out and kinda pissed me off..
>>745844542
No, no. The quints are for my disappointment in a character I've been reading since childhood being turned into a deliberate race-baiter who takes the high ground simply for not being white.
>>745842263
The Aluminum Nigger?
>>745838713
c'mon...seriously?
>>745844763
That guy is 99% of /b/ now you know what face to put in your mind when you see them declaring they are going to kick your ass, etc.
>>745844834
Chrome Bitch.
Her suit is powered by a spinning rim on the chest.
>>745838362
I wonder how many times he came on that toy.
>>745836187
do you mind if i dowload this friend.
karen would love this
>>745845150
>>745838362
jesus christ dude
>>745844840
ffs...
>>745840344
it's a vcw
>>745844954
allowing ur kid on social media should be considered child abuse.
>>745844840
Mmmmm yes. Life Essence sure is ponderable... mmmmmhmmmm
>>745844668
I will take that any day over niggers.
>>745838713
That's so fucking alpha man...
>>745845437
Fucking hell does he mean this chick from skyrim? the npc that carries all my shit and takes arrows to the [spoiler]face[/spoiler] for me? That's pretty extreme for a throwaway character in a passable AAA game.
>>745835998
Fuck Yeah, thanks for posting
>>745845812
Well don't I feel silly forgetting my picture, but I'm sure everyone who played skyrim remembers her.
>>745844444
it's Marvel you cuck
>>745837933
>>745837329
oh god what a champ.
>>745833325
Congratulations you spotted the humor.
>>745840143
His fly is open lmao
>>745840170
Why?
>>745842754
If that is unironically how you interpreted that situation you should seek medical attention. Obviously he should too, but not for the same reason.
>>745835998
>anyone know who posted this
Yes it was Anon
>>745845872
I remember her dying instantly on me, and never using her again in any playthrough.
>Stenvar is a fucking beast.
>get Uthgerd killed and take her armor ASAP
>>745845984
lost harder than I should have
>>745837754
She looks like the inside of a trashcan at a pokemon convention.
>>745838362
Honestly, I'm not surprised that this is a thing. Not one bit.
>>745833123
HAHa be 5'8 and I kekled
>>745840751
I like how that's the part you decided to critique. Never change.
>>745837329
lost
>>745838670
So furries started WWI? Can we make hanging them legal now?
>>745845984
Russia is in Europe and Asia, get rekt Yank-tard learn some Geography, you may double your IQ to 4 then.
>>745838323
>cat roams free
this fucking world
>>745839127
Growing up getting bullied or watching bullies and not knowing what to do along side you.
Turns out, being worried about Columbine and seeing enough suicide memorials in year books were enough to get people to grow up into decent beings.
>>745845296
>>745846837
It's not like you can convince the artist to leave their furry fantasy out of history, you might as well hope they get the actual historical details right.
There are those /k/ furries who get every little detail of their favorite guns spot-on in their art, at least they use their autism accurately.
>>745840406
To be fair, the description is accurate. This person is a pile of steaming garbage.
>>745837984
Faggit
>>745846930
>Getting this triggered
>>745841129
>picks
This is some next level shit.
>>745843448
Disabled Sex-doll Orgy is actually a really good name for a punk band.
>>745847457
Bit of a stretch but good on you for salvaging something from this thread.
>>745847246
>thinking I am triggered
>being that 12 year old in age
Sure Kid
>>745845488
Are you genuinely so insecure that you couldn't let a picture of a beta Trump supporter be posted without responding with beta antifas? You're all the same.
>>745847563
Since you the king of betas is back the party is back in full swing again.
>>745847113
A fair point well-made.
>>745845488
The top right picture looks like Nick Offerman
>>745846930
>when you are the cringe in the cringe thread
>>745838769
wtf did i just read
>>745838091
This is why rape should be legalized.
>>745847653
Why are you responding to people that aren't talking to you. Make your own shitposting friends.
>>745844978
you're on /b/ ...
>>745833123
I miss the good old days when /b/ was all beta males and cringy autists reminiscing on their sperginess.
>>745847727
It's that guy's own fault for spending so much time and money on a girl who obviously wasn't going to fuck him for his efforts.
>>745838769
What the fuck
>>745847933
I AM THE ONE PERCENT
nice dubs
>>745844464
> Wonder why sales are dropping.
Maybe cause they're comic books and only faggots read those
>>745836045
>>745837258
>>745837942
Thats Russel, aka Greel Russel on FB.
The ariana pic isnt a shop. He spent $2k to meet her backstage, giving her flowers, and expecting a date.
He later sued her, claiming discrimination (he has mobius syndrome and can't close his mouth)
Hes also currently in the process of suing taylor swift. Hes got a thread on the kiwi farms, interesting guy
>>745847933
And in the 1% don't get jelly babies now
>>745833123
Took me a while to get it, but it was worth it.
>>745842261
>Will nerds never learn this?
Niggers will never learn this. This is a fake conversation written by a nigger who wants to make whites look bad.
>>745848057
MFW I am the 1%
>>745847967
The normies took over and we all went to the other.
>>745838603
more like she gets piped down by chad behind the scenes while using him as her cuddly teddy bear that will leave or hurt her
>>745848057
The 1% thats more retarded than usual
>>745838311
Guy seems kinda strange.
>>745844840
>et.
plebs
>>745848209
top kek! gary glitter, rock n roll rock rock n roll rock n roll rock
>>745838273
>picture taken by my mother
>>745845437
wtf
>>745848359
What's retarded is you went off on a tangent after it was said the 99% were more retarded than the 1%.
Keep being an American anon.
>>745845296
>cringe level: beyond infinity
>>745844052
>>745844077
>>745844115
How fucking on the nose can you be?
Even ignoring the obvious pandering, this is just awful writing.
>>745847593
beautiful!
>>745845296
Sometimes I actually wish that these fags would enact communism just so I can watch them being send to the gulags for being useless pieces of shit.
>>745842590
This is old. Sorry.
>>745838475
I don't get it. He's obviously single. Doesn't a cuckolding require at least three people in some way?
>>745848527
he..he took his mom to the club?
>>745848057
>>745848017
called it
>>745849125
wow! I guess I'm a flaming homo
>>745849125
Tell us all the numbers anon
>>745839984
what the actual fuck
>>745833123
>5'8 dwarf
>6f average female height
This is so blatant, i lost.
6'2 here, btw. Feels ok.
>>745849588
25 29 45 56 19 8
and checked, hitler
>>745839984
>I HAVE NO USE FOR BITCHES
>>745845296
breh, the unshooped version is cringe enough. don't try so hard.
>>745847188
Dubs logged. Throat clogged
>>745837754
ehhh, showing your puss root is a bad look
>>745847590
You sound terribly triggered friend
>>745847593
if the antifa cuck was posted first you'd respond with a trump cuck, don't be a hypocrite, also the trump supporter isn't even a cuck, he just has high standards.
>>745847669
So you're saying that he still didn't get it in
>>745850299
Yes you do.
>>745848375
i never thought i was attractive. then i saw the internet.
>>745850525
fuck I meant -> >>745847656
>>745848527
Styxhexenhammer666?
>>745843448
that man seems to have a lot of money and he buys sex dolls and wheelchairs? he can get real cripled women for a much cheaper price
>>745833664
Tfw he was never dancing in the first place and was a hoax. He's in a movie theater line.
>>745845437
Made it to Bethesda before my face turned inside out.
>>745848375
Is that Quavo in the bottom right?
>>745838814
as a songwriter i find this cringe as fuck. who listens to their own work for pleasure? when i listen to my stuff its a highly critical nuts and bolts technical kind of mindset, he needs to be on a watch list, that kind of narcissism is going to lead to a murder
>>745846930
75% of Russia is in Asia.
Nigga you high?
>>745850284
You're gay
>>745850675
Not all belonging to the same guy, he meets up with others to take a walk through a park.
The real guy has countless of them at home, and he treats them like family, cooking them food - so food wasted, etc. But never has sex with them even though they are sex dolls.
>>745846930
Pretty sure by Europe they mean the EU not the continent.
Russia is very much not part of the EU.
>>745833123
I'm 5'11" - went on a date with a 6'2" woman and that's basically how we looked.
>>745850951
Now they are, before they were not and extended to Germany, and were called the USSR, now they are Russia and several ex soviet states are independent.
Not much of a history buff right.
Either way they are still considered a European country at heart, due to Moscow being in Europe. And equally they participate in European based sport events and other forms of competition.
>>745839132
lol that woman on the right who is a collector of actual dolls and misunderstood what the gathering was.
thats some larry david shit right there
>>745851097
EU wasn't around during the space race anyway. Your point?
>>745839917
those watermelon pants doe
>>745846930
>Making OC cringe in a cringe thread
>>745851330
>tried that same post 30 mins ago
>still nobody backing you up
keep going it may work sooner or later.
>>745840406
This creature must die
>>745851330
>>745851246
>>745851155
>>etc
all you're countries a shit, you cringy retards
>>745851155
>being the cringe in the cringe thread.... again
>>745835835
I want to fucking punch him to death
>>745840406
>coffee shop master
the fuck is that?
>>745848811
I have the weirdest boner now..
>>745851418
sorry dumbass, we aren't the same person
>>745838091
Sadly even with the blatantly obvious hashtag at the end the guy still won't get that he's friendzoned.
>>745851464
>you're countries
Ok anon whatever
Our countries are still functional with proper food and proper healthcare. High rates of educational success.
Americans don't have that luxury.
Mass produced reconstructed meat dishes vacuum-frozen and sold in cheap supermarkets/stores.
Overpriced under-experienced medical practices who charge 100k to a family for a kid who broke their leg in an accident. If no insurance covers it, have to mortgage house to pay it.
Thinking they are rich and actually thinking their GDP is going into America's treasury, is always a good laugh too.
Being hit with hurricanes one after the other, Trump will have no money to rebuild, people will get angry.
Being ignorant to the world outside of America, having a shitty measuring system too.
Yeah sounds like our countries are shit anon, keep wearing those rose coloured spectacles.
>>745842754
thats not what this is
>>745837329
LOST
This guy is a CHAMPION
>>745838713
>permavirgin pony faggot has a bigger dick than me
fuck this gay earth
>>745838823
>there is no better martial art than the will to win
kek
>>745851956
Got some nice cringe here, saved some for later threads.
>>745852048
his dick look kinda small, r u sure bout that
>>745835998
I thought I read the other day here that he recently died. Can anyone confirm?
>>745839132
Typical /b/ users meetup
>>745840406
This has to be a parody account, right?
right?
>>745851657
ikr ??
>>745852789
No. I've seen worse. And I live in France.
>>745833664
Lost!
>>745851155
The USSR and Russia are not very different but because you feel smart but talk stupid here's a map for you.
Everything East of the Ural mountains (west most mountains) is Asia not Europe.
>>745840998
Fucking glorious
>>745853289
>robinson
pleb pls go
>>745839132
Is it weirder that they apparently all have matching hats for their club?
>>745851246
The EU has been slowly built together since WW2 ended so yes the EU was around before 1957.
>>745853411
I have no clue what that even means.
>>745846231
Why were you looking at his crotch?
>>745850046
Get. The. Fuck. Out.
>>745853289
Shows a map of Russia but not USSR that it was during the Space Race.
Ok kiddo.
>>745853580
after the bronie guy in the bathtub had a nice cock I think he's right to start checking
>>745842261
Actually, they would. You are underestimating the stupidity of Americants.
>>745849169
he probably didn't know, because he is new to these things
>>745853710
These two faggots arguing about geography on /b/ is the cringiest thing I'll see all day
>>745853289
I bet you are one of those faggots that think Turkey is in the Middle East and not Europe also. And one of those faggots that don't understand that some countries share 2 or more continents.
>>745838769
I...I read the whole thing. I'm speechless.
>>745845984
who makes this shit
>>745853897
>I bet you are one of those faggots that think Turkey is in the Middle East
lol barely trying anymore this is just sad
>>745853897
I clearly stated that Russia is 75% in Asia.
Looks like you're one those mouth breathers that can't read.
>>745853985
europeans trolling other europeans
>>745838769
Why does his head look so shipped in that bottom picture???
>>745840184
>by Zeus
>>745845437
Man, do I feel better about myself.
>>745845380
its all your my friend
>>745843838
You ever think celebs see these, and how they react? Felicia Day in particular, since she attracts neckbeards like a god damn anime convention.
>>745839132
I think I know that coastal town. It seems real familiar
>>745836277
It says in the article he asked for her phone number. She should have responded like a human being, but that isn't just walking away
>>745839917
Fucking lost
>>745843838
If that guy knows he's hideous then this is actually pretty funny.
