Party pics thread?
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>>714351451
This is still one of the greatest pictures ever.
party slut is.my fetish where can i find some
preferably real
>>714351451
Bump
>>714351635
at parties faggot
>>714351786
U r an idiot. Try less hard to be funny guy
>>714351786
how bout' online faggot?
The party was off the hook the girl on the right was tight af but the room smelled of B.O.
>>714351510
>This is still one of the greatest pictures ever.
this looks shooped.
>>714352212
those are dudes
>>714352212
Asian girls are so blande looking to me.
>>714352806
What do you mean?
>>714353042
he means bland.
>>714352806
as if you're in a position to choose who to fuck faggot
>>714352212
tight af
Stretch marks everywhere.....
>>714351510
Does anyone have more of her?
>>714351451
>>714351510
anyone have sauce on this girl ? Looks exactly like a chick i went to high school with, same braces and eyes and all
>>714353142
Lol. I am. And i chose not to fuck asians because to me they look blande, they generally have boring, unappealing faces, and their bodies look like a generic medical textbook sketch of a female. Im sorry i hurt your fee fee's by having an opinion. If you like them, good for you, take them all for yourself. I don't care.
>>714354398
Reevaluate your life
>>714354398
i don't like what you like either faggot!
>>714354398
>tfw you're a virgin for so long you become a delusional retard and convince yourself that you're the one who chooses not to fuck a certain type of people
>>714353245
Think hes talking about pussy...........
>>714354531
Great comeback!
>>714354826
>tfw you're actually married, and have never found asians physically attractive.
>>714352919
I see you friend you were not missed
>>714355380
don't listen to thhem anon, i am with u. i also am not into asian chicks, the secondary gender parts aren't as present, look too boyish and alike
>>714355906
Yeah, fuck us for having personal preferences, right?
>>714355835
>bloody samurai, that thing will never die, afroamerican samurai
Y'all really shoulda been there.
>>714352919
Awesome
>>714352212
more pics?
I can't believe you fucking morons waste your life here. Listen, this is your LIFE. You need to be living with real human beings. You need to go find a girlfriend and spend time with her. You need to find happiness. Happiness is not in your online games or crappy manga books, it is in other people.
Do you really want to be 40 years old and look back to your 18-25 years and realize you pissed them away in fits of loneliness playing RPGs and crying yourself to sleep? I know most, if not all of you, had no real childhood or high school experiences because you were too busy being antisocial losers. Change that, now. How much greater would your life be now had you worked up the courage to talk to that one girl and go to the prom with her? Wouldn't high school have been amazing if you actually went out with friends on the weekend and saw movies? This is why you people love anime so much, because it portrays these perfect people going through high school living the lives YOU wish you could have lived back then.
Stop wasting your time on the Internet. Look outside and see the trees and the sun. Please. There is a world out there. There are interesting people all over. Why do you want to throw away what is left of your life playing fictional RPGs when real life is one big RPG with real consequences and relationships?
Are you just afraid? I mean, look at me, I own this boat.
>>714351451
mods?
>>714357886
that boat is a chode
>>714351451
sauce? no decency
Dating/fucking Asians is for people with low self-esteem who want to feel attractive. A 4-5 white can score a 8-9 Asian just by showing interest.
Meanwhile 8-9 white women fall into two categories. One only dates 8-9 white men. The other only dates 8-9 white men and niggers but they won't tell anybody but their other girlfriends about the niggers.
>>714351451
>>714351451
shit is old as fuck
>>714357886
Moron says all this shit on /b/ to other /b/tards.
>>714358539
i member her
she was a whore from the ol days
>>714358713
is there more of her?
>>714357886
I think the issue you're running into here is that it's simply not that easy for most people that frequent these places.
Tell me, how is a weirdo loser from /b/ supposed to just, get up out of the basement and live their life? Are you saying they should... Call some friends? See a movie? Go ask out that pretty girl to prom? Gain an awesome six-pack and high-paying job? How are they supposed to do any of this when they don't have friends or a body that might be appealing to the pretty girl?
>>714351635
At underground night parties where rich people goes, home parties of drunkards. There's always one rich girl with daddy issues, yet you won't be getting any pussy unless you're in the friend circle. Christmas is near, let things flow casually. You may end up hitting a rich milf in tattooes from a nightclub or something if you keep going out at least. Else try your chance in online and hook up with a nice looking girl for a night stand.
More of her "oldays" please <3
b/, I have deleted all of my porn. I have deleted a collection of pictures and videos that I built over the course of months. Holy grails that I scoured the web for, and at one time considered priceless; videos that I never even watched, but rather downloaded as part of a mass porn gathering streak. I deleted files that /r/ delivered, and countless nudes found right here on /b/. I deleted pictures that camwhores uploaded, doing things that I told them to do.
Folders that I took the time to organize were indiscriminately sent to the recycle bin. Untold days worth of searching, downloading and organizing were undone in a matter of minutes, and on the spur of the moment.
It's not something that I contemplated, it was not premeditated or debated in my head. I didn't do it out of fear of discovery, or out of some spark of morality. I'm not actually sure of exactly why I did it. But I must say, after it was all done, I had a brief moment of satisfaction. I'm not going to stop looking at porn; certainly I am not going to stop gratifying myself. But there was something curiously pleasing in destroying my porn collection. I think it's because with all the chaos and uncertainty in my life, this is one thing I had control over. I took control of it, I destroyed my porn collection and I have no regrets.
>>714351635
Going to "underground night parties" like >>714358861 said is kind of stupid and unrealistic for a lad like you, but I can guarantee you've got a fair shot at pumping a hot older slut if you were persistent enough at the club.
>>714355380
Agreed, never jacked off or fucked an asian woman. Don't want chink aids
>>714359000
I don't give a shit, but nice trips
>>714359000
Good start... Now try to find a gf or love her if you already have one. Start over when you fucked up.
>>714358966
bump
women are so useless
>>714359000
>deleted
>recycle bin
>>714359894
idk, reproduction is pretty useful
>>714351961
Jesus man, get yourself to the doctor! That is not okay!
>>714358782
yeah a few
b4 implants
>>714358713
>>714358782
This is edited twice, here is original face
>>714358713
>>714358782
original tits
>>714360406
Wow way better than the aftermath. sad day.
>>714360406
is that all there is? whats her name?
have some of her pussy or ass?
If you can deal with a little past the due date milfs you can have tremendous group sex fun at Swinger parties. Find a 6-7 girl and tell her right off the back that you are into swinger parties. She'll usually be curious and then you can enter the world of suburban group party sex. It's quite fun.
>>714360238
and arent these two different girls?
>>714354822
ok I failed, wheres the sauce
>>714360700
>>714360739
enjoy your ban
shes underage
>>714360474
>>714360542
>>714360637
Not same girl. I couldn't find anymore. Links are old and dead.
>>714360803
Ban? It's milk guys, she promised
>>714360897
kek
>>714360840
no name? but ty anyways
>>714359096
You never jacked off an Asian woman? You are missing out, my friend.
>>714357886
I am almost 40. Have a wife, child and a boat. Fuck you. I'm here to stay.
>>714360128
Is it though? I think it's about time people stop doing that.
>>714360803
>>714360700
is this the girl that passed out and got pooped plopped on her neck?
>>714354822
bump for sauce
more of Young pussys please <3
>>714361356
Yes, your parents should've stopped too
>>714361619
think she had dreads
>>714362699
Sauce pleeze; I'm pretty sure that's Sara James on the right...fapfapfap...
>>714351451
party going on right here he's going to kill himself at 50 viewers! come join the chat!
twitch tv / shadow8p
>>714354525
What was that? Is she prairie-doggin'?
>>714361883
Yes I agree. Yours too. Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>714362699
Those tits will only look sadder with every passing day.
>>714362966
whos the middle? i have seen this a million times and have img searched but no luck
>>714362966
Either College Rules or Dare Dorm.
>>714352212
They look like shitty robots...
>>714360803
She was a substitute teacher dumbass. She got fired after these pics. It was a big news story.
>>714352919
I've wanted to punch her in the face for about 7 years now and I was glad to see it stopped getting posted. don't ever post this again
>>714357886
It's winter and snow outside.
>>714360897
>i lost
>>714354200
I was thinking the same thing.
Choctaw, Oklahoma?
How the fuck does any of this happen?
>>714357886
Get a 150 you broke piece of shit then brag, gtfo
>>714364734
Alcohol and loose morals
>>714364734
leave the basement once in a while and you might find out
This was a good day
gore and party thread
great thread tbh
>>714365220
I don't live in a basement.
>>714365471
More pics of the chubby chick?
>>714364734
Alcohol and drugs, plus loose morals
>>714365637
I've got a video, but dunno how webm
>>714365471
Yeah something about the chubby chick is hot as fuck. Like you know she loves to fuck. Also dont be a faggot use some trimmers on your bird chest. It looks like you have a pelt on there.
>>714365935
>>Dont know how to google how to convert video to webm
Kill yourself faggot
>>714364707
OMFG!?
>>714366013
Ok, let me reword this
Don't care to
>>714354398
>blande
>>714365950
How bout you gtfo my nuts because I still get pussy
>>714366120
Well thanks for the pic anyway anon
>>714366120
Literally takes 1 second to type convert video to webm in google to take you to a site to do it...
Oh wait you mean you don't care to stop being a faggot, I gotcha bro.
>>714365471
Jillian and Chelsey?
>>714362562
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
>>714366228
Yeah there is nothing in your pic that indicates that you indeed are getting pussy, it just looks like its a hot day in your trailer and your sister and her fat friend are goofing off. You have a teenagers body, you don't groom yourself, you are not putting your best foot forward to fuck the best possible girls in your world. You are banging out 5-7s at best and bragging that you get pussy. You know who else talks about all the lame bitches they get and act like they're a pimp...Niggers. You're a trailer nigger. Fucking hang yourself tonight if you can find something to tie your noose to in your 7ft ceiling trailer.
>>714366586
Bahah fairly accurate I'll give you that, I am banging some trash and nothing quality, but I'm living in my own house and not some fucking trailer. And if I had something to tie onto my 10ft ceilings I might if it weren't for my dog. Gtfo where's your pics at?
>>714364734
Weed, alcohol, lots of money combinated with daddy issues at girls.
Simply put you set things up and head for the weakest chain for a big hit.
>>714351510
i think you mean one of the worst shops ever
>>714366338
>being this mad
>The current year
ishiggydiggy
>>714365471
nice GoodOldBoy™ flag
>>714367444
Thanks anon
>>714367078
Its all good bro and good on you for owning your own home it took me till I was 32 to do that...I'm 38 and been with the same chick for the past 4 years, so honestly I don't have pics. If cellphones were a thing in my 20s I'd have a lot...the only thing I can say is always keep improving yourself, fuck bitches, the world is about you and what you get from it.
>>714363610
>>714357886
I know, it's just hard to do your thing when it's 10pm at night. I do get out often and do stuff but I get your point anon, even looking to be with a meaningful gf. Thanks for your support anon.
>>714367728
I loved this game.
>>714358126
Single greatest post. Ever.
>>714367871
too soon.
>>714366338
Well I don't see the motherfucking option for no audio, so kill yourself already
>>714367871
too fucking soon
>>714367871
>lmao le epic too soon joke kekekekekeke xD xD xD
>>714367871
2soon dude
>>714368054
>>714368512
ya i came too quick too
>>714367871
How did you get the "sealed" pics that the judge didn't want released. The antifreeze people are going to be really upset that pic is back on the internet. You better get ready to see the judge anon.
http://m less com/g/party_favors
>>714357886
That's awesome copypasta.
>>714363317
that bastard is living the dream
>>714351451
Jessica?!
>>714351451
Those aren't 'partiers.' They're paid actors, and you're a dumbass.
I am never going to get laid.
bamp
>>714369195
acceptance is key Anon.
>>714369195
You could if you wanted to, you just got to accept lower standards and actually enthusiastically embrace them
bammmmp
>>714369195
I thought so too but I managed to have a solid 7/10 totally innocent virgin fuck me since she was afraid I'd leave her if she didn't. Kinda fucked up but I mean hey, sex is sex.
>post perfection girl
>everyone goes apeshit
I thought these pics were supposed to be about parties not orgies
>>714369596
Been there dude
>>714367871
this shit is not funny. stop posting it before faggots start asking questions
>>714370130
I-I swear you can tell t-that she was breathing
>>714367866
No homo, but I'd suck the dick right off of Tony Jay if he wasn't all dead and shit.
>>714368879
wow people looked right over your post but this is exactly what i hoped to find tyvm anony
>>714358860
Well, it all depends on your circumstances and I'm pretty sure you replied to a copypasta buuut. Said weirdo loser could start by getting a job. After getting a job, save money and buy nice clothes. Go get hair cut or do it on yourself and see what looks best on you. You CAN get an awesome sixpack, that is like the only thing you mentioned that anyone can get on their own. The singular problem with all of these things is that you need the drive and motivation to do them. If you don't have that, might as well just remain a NEET.
>>714363610
this breaks my heart every time.
>>714364734
Malcohol and moose morals.
>>714365950
Are you kidding? Women love some nice chest hair. Dude has just the right amount. I think someone is just jealous.
>>714367871
MODS
>>714357886
>boat
>not a $4000 giant kite from New Zealand.
You re doing it wrong.
>>714370776
>not saying lorals
And "moose morals" sounds like an indie band.
>>714370481
Lol wut da fawk
>>714367871
Story?
>>714363317
>wine coolers
>>714367871
Reported. You're dun bud.
>>714351451
>lol anon why dont you want your girlfriend to go to parties?!?!!?
>>714367871
Too late.
>>714360700
Love how she has her phone ready for the selfie.
>>714370426
how do I utilize this? I know the site but not the /g/ meaning?
>>714369645
Shes dead, was at a party, in that picture, yes, shes dead.
Thats all newfag, thats all,...
>>714351961
>>714371454
>>714372025
Oops that post is meant for you
>>714354822
*staring
>>714360614
There are plenty of swingers in their twenties and thirties, my friend.
>>714371982
boy just type in type it in the url just like he did it will pop up
Or go onto the site n look up party favors under the groups section
>>714351451
man i went to the wrong parties
>>714362768
Explain
>>714368967
Amerifag here
>posted tomorrow
>>714363434
>no gloves
fuckin 3rd world man
>>714372190
I woul commit suicide straight after that night.
There's no point on living further, you've just topped life.
>>714372204
groups, got it. Thanks anon
>>714372500
the embodiment of regret
>>714363732
Try a student, not a teacher. Went to the same school as her. That was at a costco parking lot next to the school durning a foot ball game
>>714354200
It isn't her, faggot
>>714372746
>would commit suicide
>topped life
>riding on some guy's face is your definition of topping life
Jesus christ you're a faggot
>>714364707
ARE YOU KIDDING?! ARE WE THINKING OF THE SAME GIRL?!
>>714372025
maybe you should google more...
>>714372598
> That smiling face/thumbs up
Cracks me up every fucking time
>>714365950
beta virgin detected
or
underage detected
>>714373176
fucking kek
>>714371758
>reporting edgy post on /b/
>being this new
>>714352212
where
>>714367871
Too late. She is dead.
>>714372500
god so many parties in college where that was me by the toilet
>>714373352
I'd love to know if there are any more to this.
Surely he wasn't a fag and stripped off with them too.
>>714373534
>Too late. She is dead.
He's not dead, she's only mostly dead.
If she was dead dead, then all you could do is find a nice trunk to put her into and drive someplace remote to dig a ditch.
Mostly dead, and you can still fuck her.
>>714373854
She wasn't even dead god
>>714351949
>U r an idiot. Try less hard to be funny guy
use proper English grammar or fuck off Chang
>>714367871
This picture (and a couple more from the same set) are occasionally posted in order to troll newfags.
Someone will post the image, and other people will reply with "too soon" or "the day /b/ went too far". Newfags will ask what happened and they'll be told to "lurk more".
There is nothing special about this girl, her images are just used to piss people off.
>>714374419
>She wasn't even dead god
No, I am not God but thanks for thinking so.
>>714374047
that scene is so incredibly creepy looking.
>>714358318
As Europeans, we are, uniquely, at the center of history. We are, as Hegel recognized, the concept of world history. No one will honor us for losing gracefully. No one mourns the great crimes committed against us. For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands. And it is appropriate because within us, within the very blood in our veins as children of the sun lies the potential for greatness.
That is the great struggle we are called to. We were not meant to live in shame and weakness and disgrace. We were not meant to beg for moral validation from some of the most despicable creatures to pollute the soil of this planet. We were meant to overcome--overcome all of it. Because that’s natural for us.
Because for us, as Europeans, it’s only normal again, when we are great again.
Hail Trump. Hail our people. Hail victory.
>>714357979
go to bed Parker
>>714363434
Dominicans. -sigh-
>>714360700
>>714360700
>>714360700
WHERES THE VID?
>>714363568
Islam is a religion of peace.
>>714374534
wow that was a was a good one fella, but maybe take my original advice
>>714373854
>>714360803
you spend every waking minute of your pathetic life being the biggest autistic sperglord loser that ever existed?
>>714352317
>those are dudes
Those dudes seem to have vaginas...?
>>714360306
Nothing is real
>>714375915
Pro level tuck jobs
>>714368658
Fucking redditor newfag GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>714365471
Would you be interested in trying marijuana?
>>714375172
Nice copypasta. You're fucking edgy m8
>>714376105
>>714372167
It's far easier to get in with older groups though. They love the younger meat, and are far less judgmental.
>>714376342
>They love the younger meat,
>It's far easier to get in with older groups though
Swinger here, this is super duper not true.
Best party ever.
more pics. less trolling please.
>>714359096
>chink aids
>>714376489
It absolutely is if you're looking for dedicated groups. Another couple, younger is easy, especially thanks to the internet.
For anyone though, if you got a girl, or are a solo girl, then hit local swinger clubs.
>>714351451
is she even 18??? this doesn't look like it
>>714363568
Why do these dumb cunts always use blunt knives?
>>714372659
Is that oven cleaner ?
>>714357886
And you posted this on /b/ of all places?
>>714374047
At least two of these people are still questioning their life choices.
>>714360760
the blonde is pregnant now. total whore
>>714371758
can't tell if newfag autist or bait
>>714365471
you like it when girls shit on your chest?
>>714376677
>>714376840
>hit local swinger clubs.
Yes, because these are so common and easy to find
>>714376785
Loooool that guy is probably just sitting there like "i am fucked. I am soooooo fucked."
>>714376228
witty response.
your cockholster must be overflowing with nigger semen m8
>>714375738
wow lol. girls on the right and left look disgusted/embarassed to be there. hope that's a pro porno shoot because otherwise that's embarassing, haha
>>714354200
>>714364707
>i know her. she goes to my school.
>say initial of her first name
>its her i know her
litorally kys fgts
>>714363375
fucking ghost rider
>>714377786
There are a ton of places they advertise. Plus there are online forums and other communities that list them, or you can be apart of and learn from others.
It really isn't difficult.
>>714377786
They're fucking everywhere anon. usually need to bring a female with you.
>>714377920
>>714360700
Yooooo! Where is this?????? Is this Sarasota Florida?? Holy shit that little blonde girl looks identical to my ex Hailey!! Source????!?
>>714364707
>Choctaw, Oklahoma?
my fucking sides are in orbit
>>714352317
>>714360238
>have pair of perfect tits
>get implants
ohgodwhy
>>714370650
what is it?
>>714352317
The one on the left is questionable, could've had surgery, but likely not. Just a very manly face.
One on the right has given birth, judging by the stretch marks on breasts and stomach.
>>714378801
Girlfriend's older sister had decent tits from what I've seen of old pics, but gf sprouted some huge ones immediately after starting puberty.
Gf's sister was envious of her 12 year old sibling and got implants.
Some bitches are just vain as fuck.
>>714357886
>what is school?
>what is work?
>what is too poor for fun?
>>714375172
man, the chinese will become the masters of the planet. Prepare for that
>>714362699
Sauce? College dare or some shit right?
>>714378514
this shit was in west michigan
>>714354525
its a nut sack
>>714376785
how..
>>714372118
trash
>>714377786
They call him the pussy slayer because he will kill any chance of him ever getting any pussy LOL.
>>714376677
Some would say it was a gas! (Nice set of dubs BTW)
>>714380350
almost humorous
>>714380935
Poor moot, he died of aids for our sins.
>>714360614
Swinger parties are easy...at least in a mildly populated area. I have a standing comp to several NYC swinger parties. Some nights good, others boring. Granted I often bring girls with me
