Waifu claiming thread - Ice Cold Edition
Previous: look in the archive you lazy prick
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Lots of oversexualised content, please, but keep it 2D (2.5D is ok, though)
>RP/ERP is 100% welcome
>Discussion is welcome
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Give the shitposters a (You)
Cirno claimu'd!
Rumia claimed
Baka posting will resume shortly
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>>714369282
Lol, okay buddy. Sounds like you're projecting like that other guy often does.
>>714369349
Creative and yet pig disgusting.
>>714369484
I've never really been attracted to women. Have always felt more comfortable around dogs. Around puberty, I guess the wires were already formed to make me attracted to dogs. I already preferred their company as a kid. Maybe I was a dog in a past life?
Esdeath a Cute.
Sameji claim'd
>haremfu best waifus
>>714369638
Neat Plague Doctor mask.
I need a Cirno one with that now...
sleep
カラミチーマス
>>714369523
>>RP/ERP is 100% welcome
>>Lots of oversexualised content
>>714369673
Virginity:the post
>>714369730
Hm, can't say I've seen one of those in my travels
Holo is mine!
>>714369806
You could do a MEGA.
>>714369768
Dog sex is still sex.
Lots and lots of dog sex.
>>714369561
Who's the fucked up fetish guy?
Posting first Keion chapter!
>>714369916
Esdeath.
Is there room for me in this Cirno claiming thread?
>>714369919
I could, if people would prefer that
>>714370047
It would include lewds though
>>714369813
I love bandaids ones
Well, I'm gonna shower and head to bed. No matter what, I'll see you boys on the other side tomorrow night. Time to buckle up and swim. Thanks a ton to all of y'all. You helped a lot.
Well hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Oops I numbered them wrong because I forgot about the editor's note!
>>714370030
There's always room for you Levy!
Cirno claimer is now claimed.
>>714369673
interesting do they try to get away while fucking?
>>714369676
its true she is also stronk
>>714369561
im boring now?
>>714370071
Yikes, sorry anon, didn't mean to post a lewd.
Not that it seems you mind, but... yeah
>>714370063
That'd probably be easier for Cirno, and you wouldn't be running up the thread image limit. And he's fine with lewds.
>>714370047
Please do
There won't be enough images for Keion!
>>714370108
You're claiming me?
>>714369916
Esdeath. He likes vore, scat, giantesses, and all that kind of stuff.
>>714370116
You will always be my favorite weirdo
>>714370173
>>714370184
Ok, I'll go upload it now
here
>>714370167
Dude, if you got good shit, hand it over, lol
>>714370116
No my golden actually pushes back when I'm doing her, and my poodle prefers missionary where she kicks her lower body back up into me.
They get really into it.
Afterwards they sometimes do an orgasm dance where they run in circles super excited ready to go for another go.
>>714370201
Oh geez, that sounds weird and messed up. Giantess seems okay, but vore and scat are no-go.
>>714370030
Of course there is.
I could never abandon a fellow guild member
>
>>714370322
>wew
>>714370105
Aw thanks Haruhi! How have you been?
>>714370362
Hello there Juvia! How did your day go?
>>714370201
teeheehe thanks fran
>>714370360
cool you can literally buy your gfs at the pets store
>>714370360
giantess,feet,armpit,vore,tummy noises,scat,femdom,smoother,fart,blood masturbation,rape,yandere,sweat,crush fetish,digestion,mild cannibalism (thats a new one),big sister,mommy,being killed and that one i cant put a number on about a girl killing a kids parents and raping the kid while talking bout how weak they where
>>714370322
Upload is in progress, please wait warmly :3
Stop posting lewds of my Cirno!
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>>714370609
>giantess,feet,armpit,vore,tummy noises,scat,femdom,smoother,fart,blood masturbation,rape,yandere,sweat,crush fetish,digestion,mild cannibalism (thats a new one),big sister,mommy,being killed and that one i cant put a number on about a girl killing a kids parents and raping the kid while talking bout how weak they where
So he's basically a typical #pizzagate member?
>cool you can literally buy your gfs at the pets store
Well, essentially yes. But I got my dogs from high end breeders, not the pet store.
>>714370458
Today has been pretty good
How have you been?
>>714370689
Does your channel allow others to upload? Because I could share mine
>>714370739
>your
right.....
>>714370458
It went well. Nothing too exciting but still good. How about you?
>>714370564
>2x wew
>>714370816
Proof that you don't actually love Cirno!
>>714370816
I don't know what you're talking about, so I'll assume the answer is "no"
>>714370360
I'm not sure how I feel about what you said...
>>714370609
Got to love the original
>>714370881
W E W
Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^
>>714369673
What is a good breed of dog for a newbie like me?
I guess I'm here as well
>>714370762
pizzagate? also im esdeath guy
>>714371023
hello
>>714369728
>>714369775
>>714369806
>>714370137
Meta fags get out
>>714370765
It's great to see you doing well! My day was rather uneventful.
Made good use of it to catch up on sleep.
>>714370881
It was alright, you can check above for more details.
>>714371128
Good morning general Esdeath! ^^
>>714371263
I bet you didn't even do the ice bucket challenge for her. I bet you don't actually even love her
>>714371276
Juuzou! How are ya?
>>714371464
ORLY?!
>ice bucket challenge is for ALS, though.
>>714370954
>I'll show you wew
>
>>714371379
>catching up on sleep
Still have 2 more days till i can even think about that
>>714371560
No ice bucket challenge is for Cirno
I bet you don't even live by a frozen lake!
>>714371496
getting ready to grind league tomorrow.
>>714371276
Wut?
>>714371065
H O R N S
>>714371706
Pls No wew
Or if you do, not that kind of W E W
>>714371803
Meta waifus need to get OUT OUT OUT!
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>>714371023
>What is a good breed of dog for a newbie like me?
You mean you'd really consider this kind of lifestyle?
Make sure you're in it for life, not just a fetish thing. It is very much a lifelong sexual preference, not a weekend thing.
A good breed for this would probably be whatever large dog you think is sexy. However, you need to keep in mind vaginal health unlike most people who simply neuter their pets.
I inject cranberry seed extract, tiny drops of hydrogen peroxide, pomegranate peel extract, a little garlic extract, and a tiny amount of thyme into each of their vaginas on a semi daily basis. Golden retreivers are one of the breeds most susceptile to pyometra, a life threatening vaginal infection. Google that condition for more info.
I then cover their vaginal walls in very high grade Manuka honey with a rating of at least UMF 20+ rating, preferably 25+.
The day after this treatment their vaginas are extremely slick and wet. Very easy to slip in all of them. And it prevents all kinds of nasty infections.
For a starter dog in general, a lot of people do well with German Shepherds or Golden Retrievers. Make sure you have some space for them to run, or the discipline to take them to the park every other day at least. Huskies are very high energy, and dobermans or standard poodles are better left to people with experience handling dogs. My standard poodle is by a slight margin the most sexually attractive to me. But they are all hot to me.
If you decide on a poodle, great dane, or other such breed with a large chest cavity be careful of a condition called bloat. They must eat small meals 4 times a day or more rather than 2 big meals, and cannot exercise directly before or after eating. Bloat can kill them.
Just do research on your breed for at least 3 months before actually getting the dog. And buy from a responsible breeder, not a pet store, or you will be facing huge vet bills a couple years later Not to mention an unhappy dog prone to infections
Apparently Mega doesn't do free accounts sharing links anymore.
Recommend another file share?
>>714371918
Im sorry
Wut?
>>714371798
I hope you do well!
>>714371397
hi their man do I ever need my mommy esdeath now more than ever. my finals are killing me.
>>714371942
you uh going to tell me what pizzagate is
>>714371706
Do you get a long weekend after that?
Or do you work odd shifts like I do?
>>714371792
Well, I do live near A LAKE, and it DOES freeze in the Winter.
But don't you DARE say I don't love my Cirno!
I love her very much!
>>714371962
Not sure...
If you have lewdz, I wouldn't recommend OneDrive or DropBox...
That'd be bad....
>>714371962
Did you click "Get Link"?
>>714372243
>diaper
>>714372206
Having a bunch of Cirno stuff doesn't mean your dedicated.
I bet you've never even played touhou.
>>714371847
Well then what kind of wew?
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>>714372128
Usually i work monday-Thursday and get Friday-Sunday off. Sometimes it'll change but not too often.
I also have a vacation coming up the week of Christmas so one week closer to that as well.
>>714371942
Thanks for the advice about bloat, anon. I've lost a friend to that before, so it's good to know more about it.
>>714372349
Those are bloomers.
>>714371942
Autism: the post
>>714372349
Old lady panties
Not diaper
>>714372349
>Bloomers
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=bloomers&FORM=HDRSC2
>>714372419
It sure as hell means I'm willing to spend a lot of money on her.
I've tried playing the games, but I'm not a huge fan of that TYPE of game.
I prefer the fanime and the lore and the doujins.
>>714372483
The best kind if lewd
Gay lewd
>>714372216
Oh weird, at first it wasn't letting me do it with a free account.
Thanks for making me retry, anon
>>714369523
Here it is: 941 Cirno pics, from Rumia with love
https://mega.nz/#!JhEihJgR!9UHRF3mAj8sr6I0qVdinyybs3dUvOUg7kL7FKzO4xtE
>>714372653
>>714372646
>>714372502
Looks like adult diapers.
>>714372653
>bing
>>714372483
Well that's a fun stable work schedule.
Do you have anything planned for your Christmas break?
>>714372800
But it is clearly not.
>>714372819
Yo dawg, shut up, they gimme money for searching.
And they don't censor nearly as much lewdz as Google.
>>714372800
>blasphemy against ke-ta
Rory confirmed for no taste
>>714372653
I'm too poor
I don't live with my mother because I'm a NEET.
I live with her because if I didn't I couldn't afford a home.
How could call her your waifu if you haven't even played Touhou?
>>714372672
I don't think i can match your request with going too lewd. I will try though
>>714372698
Glad you like.
>>714372869
Watch some animes I've been meaning to get around to.
>>714372698
Oh hey haven't seen you in a while
>>714372946
>google censors
Did you try turning SafeSearch off?
>>714373087
>>714373087
L A M E
I want qt guys...
>>714372946
Ill forever think of them as adult diapers
>>714372952
Good artist. Still adult diapers.
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>>714371023
>>714371942
>(cont)
Also, floppy eared dogs are more prone to ear infection, so if you happen to decide on a doberman, INSIST on getting their ears cropped, and get a docked tail for any breed you get if applicable. It will save you vet bills down the line, and add to the comfort of your pet/canine wife's overall life. Ignore the idiots who protest against tail docking or ear cropping. It's done for health reasons.
Feed your dog organic coconut oil mixed in with their food for coat health and be sure to give them human-grade supermarket meat. Chicken at the lowest quality, organic meat at the higher end of quality. I understand if you can't afford organic meat, but do not skimp on your dog's health and comfort by giving them shit tier kibble. I highly recommend buying them a supplement to add to their food as well.
I use:
https://www.amazon.com/Wholistic-Pet-Canine-Complete-Supplement/dp/B0034DRQRK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1481084308&sr=8-2&keywords=wholistics
I also give them Nordic Naturals fish oil (human grade not their pet version) as well as some pomegranate peel powder with their meat. Make sure they get enough antioxidants.
>>714372082
child smuggling ring connected to the Clinton family. Look it up on youtube.
>>714372493
Bloat is dangerous because their stomach (chest) is disproportionately large compared to their intestine (gut), so they can easily eat too much and get it stuck along the intestinal tract. Dogs with larger chests are more likely to get it.
Also, if you get a collie, be careful with anti tick medicine. I use some anti tick meds on my dogs when it isn't winter, along with peppermint oil organic soap The peppermint keeps bugs away but you must remember to bathe them at least once a week, ideally twice a week. The myth of bathing your dogs frequently is bad for them is just that: a myth. Use a good conditioner to replace lost oils. Never use shampoo without conditioner to replace their lost oils And remember coconut oil.
Claiming Wicke if she hasn't been already.
>>714371942
can....uh..can you not fucking be this messed up?
>>714373087
Ooh, what's on your list of anime to watch?
If someone is questioning your love for your waifu, and you have to debate to prove that you actually love your waifu, chances are you don't love her.
>>714373262
And remember, "organic" kibble is still kibble and guaranteed to give your dog cancer down the line.
Wolves don't eat cereal in the wild, so why should dogs? They eat real meat.
>>714372349
No need to get smug!
>>714373069
>How could call her your waifu if you haven't even played Touhou?
Because I like her character. I read the multiple Wikis of her. I watched a lot of stuff on YouTube with her. I read a few doujins with her.
But the only kinda games I really play are like clickers, RPGs, and RTSs
>A printout of Cirno is on the bottom right, btw. That's how pic is related
>>714373197
Yeah, but they remove far more than Bing does.
And Google stores my history, whereas I turned History off for Bing.
IDK if you CAN turn Google history off.
But, again, I use Bing for Amazon gift cards
>>714373257
w/e
>>714372773
Checking it out.
>>714373487
the guy he has sex with dogs I cant....
>>714371508
You might be interested to know some anon was dissing you in a loli thread
>>714373262
You do know that dogs have enough problems, already being inbred and freaks of nature. Genetic disasters.
>>714373239
>
>>714373662
>Because I like her character
Congrats, you didn't say you love her. You simply said you 'like' her.
>>714373239
All i have are Juvia lewds
>
No guys here
>>714373313
>wew
>>714373397
Finish Fairy Tail (i watch the dubbed so i had to wait for funmation to release it so i could steal it)
Gurren Laggan
JoJo's Bizarre adventure
One Punch Man
Soul Eater
Code Geass.
There's more but those are just a few
>>714373087
I'm a simple man. I see hips and thighs, I give credit when its due.
>>714373182
Yeah, I've been here and there haha. How are you?
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>>714373758
It's just nature. Same thing with humans. Some races are more prone to certain diseases than others.
>>714373666
What's wrong with that? They're happy. I'm happy. Everyone wins.
>>714373589
How are you?
>>714373948
oh fuck off...
Playing semantics, now
>>714373948
The only proper way to resolve this rivalry over Cirno is with trips
>>714374104
I've read a bunch about hybrid vitality in mutts and such... what's your opinion as an experience dog owner?
>>714374023
Pretty good just playing WoWS right now
>>714374104
well you are having sex with dogs. what uh what do the people around you like your parents think?
>>714373710
When?
>>714374209
Good, how have you been?
>>714374000
Nice trips!
I'm watching Jojo next. Code Geass is also something I want to watch.
>>714374104
No its not nature.
Dog breeds were created.by humans. They used selected breeding and narrowed the gene pool a tonne so they had to breef with family.
Also dog fucking is animal abuse and is illegal.
>>714374224
And you completely avoided what I said there.
Also, forgot to post my waifu. And I wasn't the one going back and forth with you this entire time either, figured I should point that out too.
Anyways, the world of sleep calls me. Night Cirno, goodnight thread.
>>714374444
>Quad 4s
Checked.
>>714374224
I bet you haven't even painted her or made a sculpture of her
Btw that wasn't me
>Cirno
>>714374482
http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/714359550/
Some anon doesn't like your intro pic, I guess
I'm off for tonight
Goodnight everyone
>>714374225
They are generally healthier and less prone to various health problems.
Large dogs seem healthier than smaller breeds as well, overall.
>>714374444
Never really told anyone. My parents seem to like me, and I don't really hang out with people from work or wherever else when that time is better spent with my dogs. People seem to like me I guess, and I regularly turn down invitations to people's houses. I try not to get too close to people.
>>714374577
Well, if you're already set in your ways it's not like I can convince you otherwise.
Hey everyone! I left too soon after saying hello just yesterday... How's everyone doing?
>>714374864
Sleep well Haruhi!
>>714374023
Here's one that shall hopefully satisfy your needs
>
>>714374525
Yeah i need to start watching more anime considering I've only watched 2 all the way through, or at least almost.
Assassination classroom is another one.
I'm also open to suggestions as long as it's dubbed I'll probably watch it
>>714374864
Night night
>>714374439
Glad you're having fun
>>714374887
Ah, I thought there might be more to the story since the dogs you said you owned were all of a specific breed.
Thanks again for the info!
>>714374887
But you're fucking autistic.
You know pugs? How their eyes can pop out? That was because selected breeding by humans.
Also fucking a dog is really autistic
>>714375026
I beat your waifu in Ruby, twice.
She's fucking weak
>>714374887
I dont like people either. but you know that you have a problem right?
What the actual fuck is going on here?
From what I've seen so far, Cirno is shitposting again and someone is fucking a dog.
>>714374931
fine once again
>>714375409
Happenings that's what
You're a rare sight
>>714374613
Because I already said I love her, here...
>>714372206
>>714374713
You were saying?
>>714375409
that's the gist of it
>>714375070
My dogs are four different breeds.
Standard poodle, golden retreiver, german shephered, husky.
>>714375160
Yes, pugs are rather ridiculous and funny.
>>714375195
Well, it's not so much that I don't "like" people so much as I have no interest in going to work at someone else's company, and I don't get close to my coworkers outside of work.
That's the only real exposure I get to people in general. And the internet.
If I hated people I wouldn't bother to chat online with them would I?
Animal sex is definitely not a problem to me. I had another orgy yesterday and sometime tonight will lead to the same conclusion.
Just a year long orgy train at this point. Not tired of it yet.
>>714375409
Four dogs.
>>714375011
Oh, I mostly watch mine subbed, so I can't really tell which are or are not available dubbed.
Which ones have you watched so far?
>>714375409
on a side not ruby is a slut
>>714375420
I'm sorry for leaving all of a sudden! I was busy with something else. I'm glad you're fine! How's life treating you?
>>714375409
oh hey, Ruby
I haven't seen you in forever.
Since you kicked me.
>>714375516
But I totally agree with Shiro.
You only like her character. Reading wikis about her is what seasonfags do.
>>714375011
>Those legs
Hnnnngh
>>714375160
She was more of a challenge in Omega Ruby then in the regular.
>>714375506
I only came for happenings.
>You're a rare sight.
I haven't been posting much lately.
>>714375565
Is it?
>>714375578
Holy.
>>714375593
Esdeath why.
>>714375646
Maybe if you weren't just another shitposter I wouldn't have. Oh, wait, it wasn't even me.
:^)
You do have your ERP dedicated discord now so why not stay in that?
>Ruby
>>714375784
That was probably because she had like lvl 20s and I had level 30-40s
>>714375642
its fine if you have to do stuff do it. the same as usual really yourself?
tomo
>>714371918
When it gets to the point where you fucking idiots will bitch about your wifus being meta and other shit like this, It honestly just makes you look fucking autistic as all hell. nobody fucking cares if it's fucking meta or whatever you fucking children use these days as this utterly autistic slang. Just fucking stop you fat little shits.
>>714374931
>Neps internally
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