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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>709693279

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>709698727
I got it off fine without pain or any tearing or bleeding.
https://youtu.be/mFYpcOAAcrM
>>709699078
Yeah. Its slow as shit.
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>>709699078
Hi
>>709699081
Did you sleep well at least?
>>709699095
Ah, it sucks when paperwork shit fucks up like that. What classes are you going to be taking? What kind of job do you have? I used to work in a grocery store. I hated that shit more than anything else
>>709699491
On point with these adorable bakes
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>>709699078
>krogan
Shepard.
>>709698884
Vegans are alright until they start on the health and better than you for not killing animals spiel. At that point, it's fair to meme on them.

That being said, meat will likely be the death of me, whether it's death by venison, greasy burger, or in the wurst way possible.
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>>709699377
-squeezes your cock in my hand-
u w u
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Claim

>>709699465 (Akame)
I'm 'talking' to other people without posting pics, so i just forgot
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>>709699587
I didn't sleep yet. Probably gonna stay up for 1 hour more or something.
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>>709699360
>>709699382
Okay. I guess I cannot say much in this situation. Great taste.

>>709699465
Not forced at all. Watched the Touhou animation and understood that she is qt as hell, plus a fucking psycho. I like crazy girls.
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>>709699587
Best sleep I've had in years

I'll be off now, games with the mates.
Have a good one.
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>>709699491
mandatory cc claim

>>709699212
your gonna keep making the mistake of lacking intellect then.

>>709699309
>What does the color 8 smell like?
apples

>Who would win in a fight between a perfect sphere and a perfect cube, each exactly one cubic meter in volume?
the cube because it has an edge.

>When will it stop being one day and start being another, and does that mean there is an instant at midnight at which it is two days at the same time?
time is either a human illusion or another element, i still have to figure this out.
once i have i can give you an answer.

>Where is the center of the Omniverse?
where ever you are looking from because its infinite

>Why do you sing a song, but you don't dence a dance?
linguistic restrictions

>>709699574
lucky bastard.
you did not just judas priest on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLvlaGJJEU
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>>709699644
*Doesn't dislike it*

Are you unoriginal guy or sachi?
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>>709699597
hey krogan are total /b/ros
>>709699184
(yuno) yeah im at the battle for earth now
>>709698499
(kirino) *hugs*
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>>709699663
>that was directed at Kirino.
I'll be heading there myself in about that much time as well.
Need to be up early ish for a long drive
>>709699741
See you later bby
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>>709699653
*hug*
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>>709699862
Ugh. It was indeed, I guess that shows that I should sleep even though I won't.
Long drives suck, got anything to stop you from getting bored in them?
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>>709699856
Wrex was my favorite.

>check /pol/ and news sites
Wew. America got the reality TV it wanted this election.
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>>709699856
~
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>>709699816
It is good to be dumb sometimes. I know I am chatting with a smart person but mind me, I am just a silly man who want to learn from humans.
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Holy fuck my neighbors dog literally never shuts the fuck up he fucking barks all the time unless he is eating or sleeping and he doesn't sleep until past midnight I want that God damned dog and his owner to fucking die holy shit
>>709699078
Yeah Krogan, love those guys.
Noice, is it just a big old sniper?
>>709699129
That sucks, at least you're meeting her parents though.
Have you seen Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates?
>>709699212
I've only listened to this one and a little of one other tbh
>>709699309
I don't know.
I don't know.
At midnight, I don't know.
I don't know.
Semantics.
>>709699478
People in Texas are generally very nice, far nicer than people in other states in my experience.
Yes
>>709699597
Meat is fucking good, I don't care if I die to it.
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>>709699855
Not sachi.
I'm whoever you want me to be.
-licks the tip of your cock-
-u-
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>>709699653
that's better~
>>709699664
good for you
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>>709699984
*Hugs back*

>>709700134
ok
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>>709699587
I forget exactly what classes they were, but it was for IT. Intro to computer sciences and programming I think? I can't recall accurately. I'm working as a security guard at my county's Intermediate Uni. An IU basically provides special education to students. There's speech therapy here, IEPs etc.

I used to work in retail, that shit was horrendous.

Funny picture of Alice, heh.
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>>709699816
I did. And Im gonna do it again.
https://youtu.be/mtu20Ejv3SI
And theres pain when I use the finger, but I have piles of salt that arent being used and are basically free.
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>>709700187
-ok-
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>>709700122
No but I want to, it looks good and my mom found some free tickets for this local theatre so I might go again and see that. But yeah, its great to finally meet her parents, although she doesn't like her dad much, her mom knows of me and thinks I'm a great guy.
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>>709699653
hello again yoyo
>>709699984
hello sachi
>>709699574
would you rather it be busy?
>>709700122
that can fire 3 times before reload and destroys shields and armor in 1 shot. head shot instakills except big huge bosses.
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>>709700122
Oh. Well it's okay to like something anyway.

>>709700134
You are anon to me then.

>>709700175
*hugs* It ok bro. Life is fucking gay anyway.
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>>709700276
*ok*
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>>709700045
Music. Drowsing. I might bring my 3DS with me, haven't decided yet.
>>709700202
Funny, I'm taking an IT related course right now as well. Have you done any programming yet? I think it's the worst thing ever to be done to this planet. I can't stand the stuff
>retail was horrendous
A kindred spirit. I'm glad I got out of it, and I never want to go back to that shit ever again
I'm proud of this picture. It was my first one
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>>709700427
-licks your *ok*-
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>>709700378
>life is fucking gay anyway
I'm gay for you, Flan.
-hugs-
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>>709700430
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>>709700542
-hug continues-
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カラミチーマス


I need to pay more attention to when thread caps
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>>709700175
I would post even more but im too lazy to get more pics

>>709700377
Hey
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>>709700473
*This is not -ok-*
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>>709700080
>I am just a silly man who want to learn from humans.
THEN USE THIS GIANT DATABASE OF INFORMATION WE CALL THE INTERNET.
there is an answer for basically every question you will ever have, just ask it.

>>709700215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLo02AquUCs

how you are getting away with this is beyond me.
put hand fedora's, i mean, fingerless gloves on.
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>>709700430
Retail was bad, but at the same time it gives you perspective on how nice people can be, or what sort of pond scum goes out in public and fouls up everyone around them.

Working in a restaurant also sucks, but sets the floor when you're dealing with customers/public in future jobs. I always think back to those two gigs when customers are exceptionally shitty like today.
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>>709700780
-sorry-

>>709700668
-embraces you lovingly-
You're too cute to pass up for a little.
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>>709700377
No, I like quiet. But I want no dockets at all. So I can get the cleaning done.
>>709700816
https://youtu.be/pB9DHFUIrbA
Im in charge right now. Basically I decide what goes.
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>>709700925
*Hugs your -sorry-*
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>>709700816
I use it most of the time, but sometimes a man can learn a thing or two from another man.

>>709700925
You mean my wife is qt? Because believe me or not I am not as cute as her in real life.
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>>709701046
-hugs your hug-
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>>709700378
yeah I'm starting to believe so
>>709700688
I knoow
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>>709701093
You're both qt
.
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>>709700430
Sounds like a plan, music is usually enough for me. I'm actually sneaking into bed earlier than I planned, good night.
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Tomoko senpai claimed...
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>>709701000
>i just have to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a247R3mNs5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtEw8JLQBgg
put the gloves on first, then we'll talk about leadership

>>709701093
i ain teaching you shit.
what have i taught you so far?
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>>709701187
Well considering that my hair is maybe as long as hers, yes I am. But my face needs some fixing.
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>>709700430
>>709700577
That's a cute drawing.

It's funny, I promised myself years ago that I would never work retail. Then I found myself working retail.

I haven't done much coding really. I only know HTML and CSS, really. I don't mind those languages at all, really.
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>>709701388
Fuck off, faggot. I know who you are.
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>>709701403
Music difference. And how to be a good waifu claimer. I think that's it.
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>>709701408
You're cute to me regardless.
I just want to hold you and never let you go.
I promise I'll be gentle with my hugs.
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>>709700827
Everyone who walked into where I worked was always a) functionally retarded or b) pond scum who should be shot
I've never worked in a restaurant before, and I hope I never have to. I hear nothing but bad things out of people who worked in them
>hi Houki-pooki
>>709701214
>thanks, I didn't make this one though
Sleep well Mikura, I'll talk to you tomorrow
>>709701636
I didn't like HTML and CSS personally. But I can do them if I need to
>which I need to
Working retail is something I see as a prospect in the future if I can't find a job with the certification I'm going to get from this program. I hope it doesn't come to that though
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>>709701773
Lewd.
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>>709701911
Oh. S-Sorry.
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>>709701124
*Hugs your -hugs your hug-*
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>>709701757
holy shit i have taught you nothing.
you need to ask more questions.
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Claimu!
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>>709701864
Do well in all of your classes, and just keep looking for jobs. I found this job on my college's online job board. Doesn't hurt to check yours out.
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>>709702133
-kisses-
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>>709702343
*Kisses back*
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>>709700688
how's it goin
>>709700684
that would be useful
>>709701000
well then good it's quiet. do you get tips?

>sorry for the lateness. had to eat dinner.
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>>709702433
Wow i'm getting a lot of dubs today
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>>709702433
-pulls you in further-
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>>709702609
cool. check these.
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>>709701864
What sort of cert?
>>709702271
This. Don't be surprised if you end up somewhere further than you initially envisioned. I went from being accepted to med school to science teacher, to retail, and then to working as a health inspector (present).

Be flexible, above all.
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>>709702646
I meant these.
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first person to pic a colour, has picked a colour for something
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>>709702890
teal
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>>709702890
navy blue.
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>>709702921
teal it is

>>709702968
sorry man
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State your fucking names.
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>>709703070
First name "Check" last name "Em"
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>>709703139
>
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>>709703070
>Triple 70s
Wew.
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>>709703139

Fake and gay.
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>>709703250
Are you blind?

>>709703299
That was just a test, sir. Check these.
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>>709703381
<
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>>709703413
<.<
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>>709703446
>
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>>709703479
>.
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>>709703507
>.<
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>>709703536
>.<.
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>>709703567
>.<.<
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>>709703591
>.<.<.
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>>709702614
*Moves in closer*
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>>709703631
>.<.<.>
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bump
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>>709703736
It was just a roose
Check these dubs
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>>709703797
I meant these dubs
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>>709702648
Exactly. I'm hoping to eventually move up to the IT team here in a few years. Maybe once I"m done college or so. I don't know, that's my current aim for right now.

And I don't have any backup plans either. So I'm hoping to not fuck up.
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>>709703830
Eventually, I have to get dubs. Right?
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>>709703872
...Right?
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>>709703299
wtf does dean anna have to do with this?
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>>709702271
Yeah, I try my best in all my classes. I do a fair bit of procrastination though...
I with my school had a job board. The only one we have is for people who graduated and have a linkdin that will get them an IT related job
>>709702648
Electronic Technician. So it would be someone who fixes circuitry and stuff like that in computers and whatnot
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>>709703917

war motherfucking god.
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>>709703705
>What am I doing with my life
-starts to french kiss you-
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>>709704068
you are talking to a brit bong, please elaborate.
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>>709704341
ur a faggot
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>>709704341

I got niggas out there. Death to limeys though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYkB2ta59VU

What you youngbloods drinking?
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They stopped?

Thank fucking christ
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>>709701403
>suddenly customers
https://youtu.be/UWQquYjyRXY
https://youtu.be/W6CjO0H2j0s
And its second nature that, in the event of a hand injury, glives are always on. ALWAYS. I tend to use tongs anyway.
>>709702533
Tips are an American invention to make the public pay the wages for waiters and servers. Its a bullshit, stupid custom and it needs to die. Just pay the servers a decent pay and they wont have to resort to bullshit methods to earn more money, like working 4 serving jobs. No way am I paying someone for doing their damn job.
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>YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
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>>709704556
But yet you virgins always act as thought it doesn't bother you fucking butt blasted autist
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>>709704492
You want what I had last or what I tend to drink?

>Rory-sama
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>>709704965
kek
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>>709704888

Well quite frankly the custom predates the formation of the Federal Republic of the United States of America.
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Autistic man babies should be euthanized
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>YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
>YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
> YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
>YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
>YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
> YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
>YFW YOU POST IN A WAIFU THREAD
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>>709704975

What are you drinking?

Also you shouldn't drink unless you have years on that rifk.

ALso gimme music you fucking faggots rifk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lx-3Ex2AxU
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>>709705186
I still love this edit.
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>>709703070
Jimmy Nelson
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>>709704888
not really that's more what they've become then what they were. also wasn't the question I asked.
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>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
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>>709705104
hugs the sacho
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>>709704483
yes i am

>>709704492
ill smack a crumpet across your face.

>see's fench flag
>nope

>>709704888
>numa numa
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
now that you have your gloves on we may talk.
so, what do you need?
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Sleep tight /waifu/
Sleep well shitposter-anon
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>>709704105
*Continues to french kiss with you*
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>>709705709
jesus christ, I want to cum on those pajamas.
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>>709705456

Rifk. Manual spam.

RIP

For all those who fell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzp_J4peMC0

RIP DeadlyCodec1. I love and miss you Joshua.
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>>709705709
Goodnight
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>709705456
<
Someone seems but hurt
>>709705548
hugs the anon
>>709705677
glad you admit it
>>709705709
night aliceu~
ur mine
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>>709705709
goodnight
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I'll never understand why he still continues.
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>>709705797
if your gonna be a faggot you might as well be a proud faggot.
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>>709705881
Butt blasted virgin confirmed

>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
>BUTT BLASTED VIRGINS
>B U T T BLASTED VIRGINS
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>>709703948
Oh, didn't know it was somebody else I replied to, lmao.
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>>709705991
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>>709705733
-kisses with more force, while reaching hand down into your pants-
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>>709706252
*Doesn't resist*
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These are just some of the dubs i've got
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>>709706599
Another one
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>>709706521
-strokes your cock in your pants with one hand, while still kissing you-
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>>709706599
you actually save that shit.
kek.
thats not many
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>>709706808
It's just from the past 3 threads today

>>709706805
*Reaches for yours*
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>>709706927
that's still not much.
and why are you saving it?
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>>709707118
Because i have nothing better to do, and i just wanted to show how many dubs i've got in the past few threads. I got a lot more before but i closed the threads
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>>709701672
I'm almost sure you don't know me
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>>709706927
-pulls down your pants with my other free hand, stroking you with other-
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>>709707278
listen to music.
and i can believe that.
im the guy who got 3 quads in one day and a fuck ton of dubs and trips on top.
and quints the next day.
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>>709707591
>The guy
>Implying you're the only one to ever do that
And i am listening to music
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>>709707700
i am the only guy to do it and not notice until a week later in which someone showed me screenshots.
and im also one of the only guy to drive of cancer in the process (have gotten sloppy recently).
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>>709705677
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My friends are doing drugs I'm scared :(
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goodnight
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>>709705272
Nothing at the moment. Im 26 but at work.
https://youtu.be/PF8mzzM7LuE
>>709705432
We dont get tips. We get paid enough that tips arent needed. Why make the customer pay for the food and the service seperately?
>tips are a foreign concept to me
>>709705677
>we goin there
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://youtu.be/3CA6X0Zx3lg
What do you mean, what do I need? I need to do this cleaning that Ive almost done.
>>709705107
The custom of tips as they exist in the USA need to die.
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>>709708131
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>>709708131
Don't be such a fun-hater
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>>709708191
Never Gonna Give You Up is a pretty good song.
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>>709708103
kansas is dope and chocolate rain was a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I
if your going toto then you gotta go toto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
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>>709708131
IM DOING DRUGS, SO FUCKIN WHAT
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>>709708216
I'm not home right now
>>709708274
people that do drugs are healthy life haters :o
>>709708538
have fun living until 30 LOL
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>>709708445
fuck
2nd half was meant for >>709708191
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>>709707422
*Pulls down your pants and rubs yours*
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>>709708603
sex with me later when you get home? :o
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>>709708603
yea, i got one more year.
then imma slow down
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>>709708603
How so?
Are you meaning that doing drugs occasionally prevents you from being healthy?
Is this a bait?
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>>709708001
And I'm the only guy to rp/erp with someone in two threads at the same time
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>>709708762
maybe on discord :o
>>709708763
are you gonna be a wizard?
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>>709708832
drugs ruin lives and your health

I'm not baiting statue :o
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>>709708884
i don't do discord fucc :o
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>>709708297
All memes aside, it is objectively a pop song that was a good example of its time.
>>709708445
I thought thats what we were doing. One meme, one classic.
https://youtu.be/y6oXW_YiV6g
And thats the most well known, but not their best.
I consider that to be Hold The Line.
https://youtu.be/11A8JZ-RDDo
>>709708654
I gathered that.
CAN I JOIN YOU IN DOING DRUGS? DIFFERENT KINDS AND MORE REQUIRED BUT STILL DRUGS.
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>>709708850
thats impossible, if its the same guy then there would be two people.

>>709708884
idk, maybe. ill tell you when i get there.
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>>709708988
I think you are :o
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>>709708191
tips were originally just a courtesy thing. like a reward for service positions going beyond the normal routine. now though you're right companies use them as an excuse to not pay and it's considered manditory for customers to tip which is stupid and rediculous
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>>709709038
I don't know what that means, but see here: >>709693150
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>>709709106
>considered manditory
What?
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>>709709299
Only in 'Murica
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-8E4Nirh9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
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>>709709018
make one ya dingus
>>709709038
you can fuck me after you become one
>>709709040
maybe a little but I still hate druggies :o
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>>709709299
the popular opinion here is that if you don't tip youre the ass hole. which is bullshit
>>709709376
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>>709709376
This is not true.
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>>709708742
-rubs harder, using both hands now-
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>>709709024
ye we are, first half was reply to guy, 2nd half was yours, i fucked up.
>scatman
i fuckin love this song.
i dont think i can beat it.

i consider africa to be toto's best mainly due to the relationship i had with the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

>>709709166
that looks fun
can we?

>>709709468
i would rather not.
i'm not into sloots
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>>709709546
As someone in the industry, I can say that it 100% is only mandatory in America.

>Rory-sama
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>>709709629
*Moans internally*
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>>709709516
Where do you live? Why do you care if you're an asshole?
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>>709709642
I'm faithful to koojish
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>>709709754
cali m8 and i couldn't give a fuck if they think im an asshole. that's just the circumstance. If you give shitty service you don't get a tip. if you give standard service you don't get a tip. if you give outstanding service then you get a tip. it's that simple with me.
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>>709710062
So then why'd you say it's mandatory if you don't do it every time?
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>>709709642
Yeah, Scatman is probably the second biggest trump card. First being 1812 Overture.
Thats fair enough.
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
>>709710062
Welcome to how the rest of the world thinks. See my first few posts on tipping for clarification.
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>>709710239
i think you misunderstood. the attitude of the populace is that it's mandatory. like the customer is supposed to pay the wage of the waitstaff
>>709710243
this is how I've always though.
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>>709710239
why tip, they should include it in the price if they want money.

>>709710243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU
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>>709709749
>what
>>
Tipping people is just stupid. You pay for the dinner, the bosses pay the employee's, everyone has a good time
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>>709710845
I don't fucking know
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>>709699491
Winnie of course
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if you don't tip I will spit in your food
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>>709710729
https://youtu.be/lcWVL4B-4pI
And tips are more about underpaying waitstaff so that the profits are higher as the waitstaff rely on tips to make money in a servers job in America. Make the customer pay the wage directly, keep the food profits high.
>>709710425
Then you are a normal human.
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>>709711060
Enjoy the resulting lawsuit
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>>709711079
agreed. if you want more money work harder for it. >>709711060
>>709711194
this or if i find out in-store I will just kick your ass
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>>709711060
>as though you will know that I'm not tipping until after i've eaten

I never understood this meme
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>>709711079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
its generally fucking stupid,
if the employers just made the price higher so they could pay the staff it would make so much more sense.
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>>709711726
but then people would bitch about the price hike
people will always complain about something

>this highlight the sign captcha has to be the dumbest thing ever.
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>>709711726
Why would customers want to pay a higher price?
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>>709711060
you can have the tip of my dick
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>>709711726
https://youtu.be/8jHXu86O01w
>>709711986
Everything in America is considered cheap because the employers are underpaying waitstaff. And the waitstaff rely on tips to make up that shortfall. Just abolish mandatory tipping and laugh as American food owners go out of business because 'muh profits'
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>>709711911
>>709711986
people wouldn't be complaining because they are getting paid more to by the more expensive things.
>doesn't care about the economy

>>709712178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd_pU80mGXk
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>>709712178
It's a for profit business though. Why the 'muh profits'? Businesses need profit to stay in business. It's pretty simple.
>>709712335
You're typing is confusing.
So what you're saying is, anon goes to a restaurant and buys expensive food, therefore anon gets a bigger paycheck?
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Huzzah! I've returned to my humble abode, and it is now time to drink!
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>>709712335
https://youtu.be/RxM5A59XM_o
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>>709712335
>>709712335
I think your're underestimating people's ability to complain, and over estimating people's ability to be rational.
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>>709709457
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>claimu
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>>709711060
Here's a tip you should've went to college
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>>709712501
you don't understand how the economy works do you.

>>709712549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnUSGAi9j8I

>>709712558
and i think your over estimating how many shits i give about other peoples problems.
>>
My words will always be sharp as my knife...
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>>709712501
Their profits go down if they are forced to pay employees the standard rate instead of the current rate. Currently, American servers are severely underpaid as compared to the entire civilised world. This is because the employers work on the 'tipping is mandatory' model, which is a customer paying twice for their service.
>>709712854
https://youtu.be/D_WjQbD1rC8
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>>709712799
>>709711496
>>709711194
>>709711395
"whaaa I'm too cheap to pay for my service!"

LOL
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says the weeb that doesn't follow Japan's culture of no tips.
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>>709712866
>I have a knife....WHY AREN"T I USING IT?>>709712854
but m80, that's exactly what we are discussing here.
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>>709713059
Its paying twice for the service. Its asinine.
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>>709712634
Hey
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>>709713200
Because my words cut deeper than any knife.
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>>709712866
Just like your insults. Dull and pointless
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>>709712799
Savage af
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>>709713015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTJxtjYNUtY

>>709713200
the general idea of money is the problem, i say we should go back to standard trade.
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>>709713285
I love Yuno.

>>709713324
:333333333
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How about the employer pays their fucking employees instead of putting it on the consumer?
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>>709713412
what does this mkae like the 4th yuno?
anyway hows it going
>claim
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>>709713450
This
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>>709713450
this is exactly what im saying, but i realized it would inflate the economy because they would have higher prices.
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>>709713569
I'm still the 3rd Yuno. Just been changing a few file names.
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>>709713260
How are you this evening my friend
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>>709713394
semi agreed but other problems arise from that. plus we have products in existence today that would be impossible to trade for. especially online purchasing.
>>709713569
yay hello moka
>>709713324
brutally lewd
>>709713268
sticks and stones...etc etc.
>>709713285
cutie is savage AF
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>>709713394
RIP Maurice White
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
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>>709713651
honestly thats 3 yunos too many
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>>709713677
I have had a splitting headache all day and I feel like I'm going to die.
You?
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>>709714006
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>>709713915
well im tired so im going off.

i will leave with the notion of mobility after emails for trade.
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