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Why do we allow these horrible cancerous Waifu threads on here?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Why do we allow these horrible cancerous Waifu threads on here? Why are they not shitposted to oblivion?
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>>709693150
Yo I'm there
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>>709693150
YUKA claimed
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>>709693150
Because nobody cares about the shitposts. We can just ignore it
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>>709693150
why don't you just start a thread with your own interest in mind and ignore the shit you don't like?

pretty hard for you new cunts to understand that you are the creators here and not just passengers, especially when you start a thread like this.
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>>709693596
*hug*
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>>709693716
*Hugs back*
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>>709693150
you have a problem with it or something?
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>>709693150
Same reason as the loli and dickrate threads, no one has the balls to do it
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They are shitposted to oblivion already.
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>>709693716
>>709693935
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>>709693150
Because I rather shitpost furry threads? Furries are much much worse
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>>709693935
*hugs more*
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>>709695173
>>709693935
*hugs both of you*
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>>709695173
>>709695316
*Hugs you both even more*
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>>709695316
>>709695395

*Hugs you both even more*
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>>709695517
>>709695395
>>709695316
-hugs the life out of all of you-
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>>709695517
>>709695611
Brb, ill reply in about 10-15 mins
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>>709695173
>>709695316
>>709695395
>>709695517
>>709695611
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>>709693150
This is /b/... are you fucking retarded?
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>>709695870
no u
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>>709696781
See you in court, faggot.
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>>709695517
>>709695611
*Hugs you both again*
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>>709698309
>>709695395
-wraps arms around both of you and holds tight-
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>>709698495
You just replied to me twice
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>>709698610
Imagine there's two of you.
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>>709697665
ok
>>709698309
*hugs*
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>>709698749
The world would explode because it couldn't take the awesomeness
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>>709699099
*Hugs harder*
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>>709699183
*Bends you over*>>709699183
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>>709699720
I don't know what to say
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This thread is awful.
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>>709700350
It's literally a hugbox right now
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>>709700350
*hug*
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>>709695395
>detonates mustard gas bombs at this enormous faggot fest
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>>709700757
*hug*
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>>709700757
-kiss-
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>>709700757
*Fucks*
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>>709693150
We also allow fur threads and dick rate threads, these are the least of our worries.
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*hug*
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*hug*
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>>709703438
*hugs your crotch*
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*Hugs everyone here*
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>>709704598
-hugs you back-
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>>709704785
*Hugs you more*
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>>709705055
More dubs
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>>709705055
-hugs your arm-
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*hug*
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>709705214
*Hugs you*
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*gas the kikes race war now*
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Because they speak to a humanity that /b/ wishes desperately to hide. A desire to be a part of something.

I'm on my way out now.
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>>709705936
i love you c:
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>>709693150
Actual remnants of old B though
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>>709705898
-pecks your cheek-
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>>709706307
*Kisses you in the mouth*
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*hug*
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>>709706678
-kisses you back in the mouth-
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>>709707465
*Kisses you even more*
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>>709707876
This isn't going anywhere
.
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>>709707981
I know, i suck at rp/erp
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*hug*
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>>709708187
*teleports behind you and puts index finger in your mouth and rubs your thigh*
"Dont be scared"
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>>709708187
It's okay -hug-

>>709709267
holy kek
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>>709709267
"i'm not scared"

>>709709303
*Hugs*
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*hug*
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>>709693150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCe2bTtKCJg

we are doing this
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This thread has lasted an hour longer than the real waifu thread
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>>709709771
*Hugs*
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garbage thread but ill grace you faggots with my eminence

use the filters, at least its not like furfags that post some random ass fucking sound effect

*farts*
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>>709709362
"You know why im here right, i... i need your power. It has to be you"

*begins to lick your neck as your body temperature begins to rise*
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>>709693150
why is the same thing not done to the furries.
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>>709710131
>reason we have the copypasta
thank you only mature person on the internet
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>>709693150
Because 4chan is a shithole that would be better of dead were it not such an effective containment zone for retardation.
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>>709710283
I don't have any power though, go rape someone else
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>>709710457
Senpai... youre too cruel...
*hugs*
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>>709710654
*grabs your crotch*
"You may be saying no, but your body is singing a different tune. Just surrender your body... to me"
*uses one hand to skillfully undo your pants*
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>>709710666
*Hugs satan*
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>>709711068
Jokes on you, my pants were already down!
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>>709711176
*blows into your ear*

"See, your ready, your subconscious wants it."

*there is a knock at the door*

"Were you expecting someone... dearest?"
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>>709711708
"No, i wasn't. Who could it be?"
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>>709711104
*lets out a little pre cum... well... an abnormal amount of pre cum, but its still considered a little in this situation*
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>>709711909
*licks it*

Oh fuck no, this is going to far
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>>709693150
weeb fags everywhere
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>>709693150
Well it's like a self shit posting thread. So it kinda takes care of it self. Also since they only make one at a time it's easy enough to ignore. Unlike ylyl cuck and traps. Who have the retarded need to have 6 threads going at once. Really faggot there's a whole world out there and this is what you bitch about?
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Shinobu claimed

Sup faggets
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>>709711851
*the kool aid man busts through the wall to left of the door*

"Oooh yeahhhh, ive finally found you Darkan. Did you honestly think you could escape?!"

*lesbians begin to come through the wall clad in leather*
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>>709712187
Good afternoon, but you're in the wrong thread

*Hugs*
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Ruby claim
Joining in the thread!
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qt
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>>709710361
Oh shit waddup
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>>709693150
>being this new
>can't into settings
>can't into filters
>can't into extensions
>can't into 4chanX
you have to go back newfagg
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Nami claimed
What's up thread?
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>>709712005
Senpai... do... do you really have feelings for me.. or is this just a game to you...

*looks senpai in the eyes earnestly*
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So a shitposter makes a thread, nobody agrees with him, people from /waifu/ join and we all rp. Great thread
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>>709712292
struggling to keep myself awake.
slap me, throw water over me, and give me back my fucking lighter.
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本文無し
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*sets books down*

Whats the meaning of this hate thread. Come join us in waifu land. You're all welcome. Even if you are faggets.
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>stellar claim
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>>709712280
>>709712292
>>709712388
>>709712532
>>709712552
*HUGS TO EVERYONE*
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>>709712212
"Where the hell did they all come from?!?!"

>>709712452
I... I don't know yet... Ill figure it out
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>>709712653
You too >>709712679
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Check em
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>>709712642
A shitposter thought he would be funny if he made a thread dissing /waifu/ threads, then me and two other people started hugging. the end
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>>709712679
*HUGS BACK*
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>>709712653
AMATSU AKBAAAAR
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Gonna claim kaori :,/
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>>709693150
But like, why do you care?

There are thousands of threads on 4Chan at any time, and you can always make your own if you don't like any out right now. Just stop caring.
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>>709712679
PETAH

>>709712915
BEST PLANT
I-I mean fish
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>>709712834
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>709713265
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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*hug*
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>>709712692
"They've been after me for days. I thought i lost them, but it looks like they still got signal from my penile tracking device... im sorry i roped you into this... but ill make things right"

*throws off trenchcoat (it weighs like 50 pounds*
*initiates magical girl transformation*

"Fu fu, i almost had enough sexy juice from my mate, vut you had to ruin it didnt you... kool aids"

(Dont drink the kool-aid)
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>>709713575
*unsheathes katana*
*sighs*
Don't touch me.
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>>709712692
Senpai... you dont have to like me now... but.. just say it senpai... tell me
"きもがすき"

(Insert password)
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>>709713945
>Tell me きもがすき
Google translate just says kimogasuki, what does that mean senpai?
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>>709713674
*stares at you longinly*
I... i dont wanna. Not touching you hurts more than being ran through with your blade.
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>>709713637
"But who are they? And who are you?"
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>>709714081
(*きみがすき kimi ga suki, i like you)
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>>709714329
Ok

*きもがすき*
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>>709714126
*stares off into the distance*
It's not you, it's me. My demons are acting on their own accord. I don't want to hurt you.
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>>709714329
Ketsu wo taberu.
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>>709714274
"I am Darkan the destroyer, emissary of love. Im here to plunge the world into calamity with the power of love. And thats clearly the kool-aid man and his pack of ravenous sexually curious lesbians"

*grabs your hand and run towards the window*
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>>709714922
"No wait, im trying to erp with someone!"
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>>709714329
Senpai...
*begins to cry, pinches nipples*
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>>709714530
Senpai...
*begins to cry and pinches your nipples*
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>>709705936
This is true. Theres always been edge on this site, but there were also feel threads. Whether 4chan wants to admit it or not, theyre not robots. Theyre human too.
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>>709714533
*falls to the floor*
Does... does this mean youre done with me. I.. i can take any pain. I can share the burden of your demons. Just please... please let me stay by your side
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>>709714595
*slowly backs away*
S..s.. sorry, but poop comes out of there
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>>709693150
Konbanwa, /waifuhate/! How are you?
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Why is there no meme dating site where girls can select from their personality type [robot] [waifu] [tumblrfag] ? I would love to date a waifu rn :| and I bet they exist!
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>>709715326
That doesn't mean those roleplaying faggots need to slobber all over each other's dicks. I haven't seen that shit since Gaia Online - all that's missing is "*GLOMPS*, LOL."

If you need to feel, then feel. Don't hug people over the Internet or call them pretty without ever having seen them though.
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>>709715557
It's called >>>/r9k/ and you'll quickly see why it doesn't work.
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>>709715660
Don't like it then don't come. We'll be okay with or without you.
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>>709693150
Too busy posting animal gore on fur-fag threads. Gotta prioritize the hate.
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>>709715548
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>>709715867
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>>709715690
r9k is not a dating board. It is a hipster board. It's a place where narcissists vicariously, satirically convert their real problems into an ironic joke to share with the world, a joke which they never stop sharing.
It's not a place where robots and waifus can meet.
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>>709715037
*in the moment of hesitation, we are apprehended by the lesbians. The koolaid man comes near.*

Kool-aids - "are you fucking with me? Did you honestly think id let you go? And i see you found yourself a nice new play mate... maybe ill get some sexy energy off of them too!

*kool-aids begins to lick your legs spilling kool-aid all over your shirt, your shirt isstained... much like your innocence*
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>>709715924
>ironic joke
have you ever been there for longer than 3 months?
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>>709715660
You cant really enforce that, so good luck. Thats just your bitterness talking. Theyre enjoying each other in a carefree manner, which is something most people on this site cant do, but then they complain about being depressed and angry and shit.
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>>709715924
r9k is not a dating board. It is a hipster board. It's a place where narcissists vicariously, satirically convert their real problems into an ironic joke to share with the world, a joke which they never stop sharing.
It's not a place where robots and waifus can meet.

piojcwerweo
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>>709715769
Like your selves, I can do what I want, bro.

You can filter the facts all you want and hide behind the facade of "love" you people are emulating, but it remains that you're still as broken as the rest of us. Maybe more so, after having to resort to virtual hugs for comfort.
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>>709716030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhrGfcWQ70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWA6UTtFijM
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>>709715924
They play it off as a joke to save face dumb ass, and im sure many of the newer members perceive it that way, but they wouldnt put all that energy and time into perpetuating the "joke" if there werent something behind it.
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>>709716100
Just as an aside, I don't hate you people. I hate the manner in which you choose to express yourselves, and side-step any criticism you receive.
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>>709715867
>>709715916
*Hugs*
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>>709716100
>You can filter the facts all you want and hide behind the facade of "love" you people are emulating
>You can filter the facts all you want
>You can filter

Wow, that's a good idea anon.
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>>709716262
I wish i could hug my waifu :(
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>>709715988
*Drinks cool aid from cool aid man*
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>>709716368
So do i
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>>709716368
Oh but you can, anon.
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>>709716318
kek
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>>709716030
>You cant really enforce that, so good luck. Thats just your bitterness talking.
I am expressing an opinion in neither bitterness or anger, but from observation.

>Theyre enjoying each other in a carefree manner, which is something most people on this site cant do
People do that consistently here, otherwise we wouldn't keep coming back.

>but then they complain about being depressed and angry and shit.
We're not all the same person.
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>>709716100
Thats sad. You do realize hugs and shit are what get rid of depression, right? Love and happiness are the result of doing loving and happy things.

Not everyone is broken as you any more. We learned to fix ourselves by grabbing our balls and dropping our prideful bullshit. Its unsettling that you dont think we can truly be happy.
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>>709716318
Case and point, denial in action.
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>>709716587
Expression isnt enforcement.

In your second grouping you generalized an entire group of people and then criticized me in the third for doing the same. Your points are supposed to be cohesive and non hypocritical.

People come back for more than just happiness. They come back for a variety of reasons. Lurk moar.

this is true, but id be willing to bet the other person i responded to is as i described, at least on an unconscious level. Otherwise hed just enjoy the autism.
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>>709716373
*your blood begins to boil, you begin to sweat and cry, you begin to lose weight, you are also very horny and dont understand life. You try to talk but no words come out. The kool-aid man has a hold of you*

(Dont drink the kool-aid)
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>>709716620
>You do realize hugs and shit are what get rid of depression, right?
Which is why I specified virtual hugs, for after the thought is gone, you realize you're still cold and alone staring at your screen.

>Love and happiness are the result of doing loving and happy things.
Yes, by doing, not pretending to do.

>Not everyone is broken as you any more. We learned to fix ourselves by grabbing our balls and dropping our prideful bullshit. Its unsettling that you dont think we can truly be happy.
In the end we're all still human. Fixes are temporary and emotions are fleeting. If you were truly happy, then these threads where you vent or seek companionship wouldn't exist.
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>>709716679
You know you cant ACTUALLY prove your point right? The closest you can get is through fuzzy logic. Arguing is nearly pointless.
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>>709717097
Oh man, now i know why people thought i came off as a pretentious cunt back when i was a fedora.

You dont know shit man. We could argue all day but youre already convinced you know this from that, so you do you because debating is a futile endeavor if either member refuses to change their pov. Everyone else is going to enjoy the thread.
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>>709716679
Anon I don't think you understand. I'm saying that you can filter the waifu threads instead of whining about them. It's very simple to do. You do know that we have a filter option on this site, correct?
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>>709717073
*Dies*
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>>709716978
>Expression isnt enforcement.
It isn't meant to be.

>Your points are supposed to be cohesive and non hypocritical.
The group this thread caters to however is very similar and thus can be generalized by account of their shared behavior. Anon however is everywhere on this site including almost everyone.

>People come back for more than just happiness. They come back for a variety of reasons. Lurk moar.
I'd rather not. I'm only here to wait out the feels thread.

>this is true, but id be willing to bet the other person i responded to is as i described, at least on an unconscious level. Otherwise hed just enjoy the autism.
Who?
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>>709716212
There's nothing behind it but salty tears.
I've analyzed r9k for a long time now. And I've
been a 4channer for far longer.

r9k is two groups of people: Normies pretending to have problems,
who live in a simulacrum of their own lives, roleplaying themselves as
the disabled, and disabled individuals pretending to be normal people
pretending to have problems. The distinction between these two groups
is largely semantic, there are severe psychological problems with society
today and the neurosis of simulating life is a meta-autistic mental disorder.

That doesn't mean that there are no real waifus in the world.
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>>709717123
As is by virtue of anonymity.

>Arguing is nearly pointless.
It helps pass the time though, wouldn't you agree?
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>>709717604
I agree whole heartedly.
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>>709717648
You can prove a point and still be anonymous. dont be retarded. You dont ethos to prove logos.
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>>709717375
That is true if your intent is to persuade the opposing party of your point of view. As I stated previously however, I am only expressing my opinion based on my observation.
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>>709717817
>ethos
>logos
kill yourself
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>>709717412
I do, but I choose not to filter anything, for I never know when something may pique my interest. It's how I ended up here.
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*hugs all you posters till you die of fucking lung asfixation*
Fuck off you weeb /b/tards
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>>709717875
I bet youre a very logical, intelligent person with lots of important things to express to the world.
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>>709717817
Not when that point is opinionated, and not actually meant for debate, but rather discussion. Why are you so intimidated, though?
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>>709717999
Then don't bitch.
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>>709718272
Do all opinions and criticisms bother you to the point of annoyance?
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>>709718233
Stop making assertions based on speculation. No one here is intimidated. Its a fucking imageboard you sperg.

I just think youre annoying, and other posters may agree.
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>>709718491
Everyone here thinks yours does.

Personally, i think it does because you come off as pretentious.
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>>709718272
P.S. Toto totally did the Frankenstein look better.
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>>709718491
Nope.
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>>709717999
Checkin those trips tho
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>>709718645
>No one here is intimidated.
Clearly you are if you took my mostly oblivious posts as a challenge for debate.

>I just think youre annoying
Then vent. It's why this thread exists, right?
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Felix :3
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>>709718777
Post more juuzou.

Character was a tragic edgelord. I want more.
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>>709717721
my tox is [email protected] if you'd like to trade rare pepes sometime
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>>709718730
>Personally, i think it does because you come off as pretentious.
All you know of me is by the posts I've made in this thread. Whether I come off as pretentious or not is based on your own perception of standard qualities - that's a personal problem.
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>>709719512
Are you going to keep being a cunt or are you going to post cute?
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>>709719132
How many do you want?
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>>709719754
Anything extra colorful like that pink one on the bottom. I like bright shit.
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>>709718777
Good, keep it up.
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>>709719498
I have over a thousand unique images. Will do.
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>>709719864
Here's a special one just for you, anon.
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>>709719705
>Are you going to keep being a cunt
I doubt it. It's getting kind of late already, and I need to drink my own problems away before I go to sleep.

>you going to post cute?
I cannot do that either. Referencing mai waifu for too long tonight would hit me in the feels even harder. Here's the only one I will post.
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> this thread
But in all seriousness anyone who participates in "waifu threads" should be fucking purged.
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>>709720086
Youre the best. Have a devilishly rare pepe.
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>>709693150
Because fuck you, that's why.
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>>709720340
Im more of an emi man myself.
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>>709720348
I'm sorry you haven't found your true love yet anon
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>>709720460
Hug me
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>>709693150
They are not even about waifus anymore, just faggots acting like faggots and circlejerk.
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>>709720586
*hug*
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>>709720435
But like, y tho.
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>>709693150
Serious question. Why do all the animu doods come to /b/ and not /a/?
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>>709720763
More
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>>709720937
/a/ has posting rules, /b/ doesn't. No avatars on /a/
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>>709720779
Because shes not the fat ADHD lesbian.
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>>709721019
>No avatars on /a/
Same applies to /b/, you knw.
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>>709721019
You're supposed to be posting your waifu, not wearing her.
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>>709721211
Thats not true at all.
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>>709721158
Ah, but she is the stumpy generic lolibait.
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>>709721214
essentially now it's just avatarfagging
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>>709721019
Also, juuzou isnt a waifu. Hes a husbando.
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>>709721019
>avatars

Just use a name or a tripcode you annoying faggot
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>>709721211
No it doesn't faggot. /b/ has no rules, not even globals. just can't violate international laws
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>>709721354
I prefer the term trapfu.
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>>709721300
>generic
I see you didnt take her route.

>lolibait
There are so many clever things i could say about this, but im going to settle with "this is a bad thing?"

Seems to be a conservative enough response for 4chan.
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>>709721440
You're doing it wrong.

>>709721381
Global rules are the only ones that apply on /b/. It says so right on the rules page.
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>>709721440
>martial arts performing to heavy ass EDM

Fund it.
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>>709721667
Eh, rules never stopped the ponyfags. Hell, they got a whole board.
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Burn the Waifu threads
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>burn the autism threads
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>>709721530
>I see you didnt take her route.
I don't play with shit.

>There are so many clever things i could say about this, but im going to settle with "this is a bad thing?"
Twintails, P.E. clothes half the time, overexcited, etc. It gets old after the hundredth doujin plays out the cliche.
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>>709721291
It is.
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>>709721852
>>709721784
>shitposting your own thread

This is some next level autism, dude.
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>>709693150
Because this is an anime website, waifus are anime, and the alternative is more gay trap bullshit
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>>709721784
Spiderman never got rid of the loli threads, the banana never got rid of YLYL, nothing managed to get rid of trap threads, gore is unstoppable.

What makes you think waifu threads are different? Generals are basically memes, and the more you fight it, the more it grows.

Have fun wasting your time.
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>>709721744
So did >>>/lgbt/ and >>>/soc/.

m00t was a faggot, but he did what he had to. If they didn't get their own boards, they would be flooding others with their shit. Now they each have their own containment boards to wallow in.
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>>709721898
>all this salt

Have fun with your LOL SO RANDUMB AND HYPER sjw
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pls burn waifu threads i can't accept people have 2d loves
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>>709722066
Exactly. Its the nature of memes.

You cant fight nature, Jack.

Eventually waifuism and its bullshit will spawn their own boards and eventually these boards will war with and raid each other, just like mankind in the physical with its societies and their beliefs.
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>>709722143
Bruh, that's not even her personality. That was her attempt to move on.
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>>709722373
Dont even try to reason with me about that fat whore if you cant appreciate a girl who uses jogging and over-excitement as her own way to move on from her fathers tragic death.

You monster.
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>>709722350
It's not breaking any rules though. It's not being spammed in other threads, it's not intrusive, and it's not permanent.

Over the years these threads have come and gone, as have the participants.
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>>709722195
Waifu threads were okay until avatarfags strted making a new one very 3 hours and used them to talk about faggot shit
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>>709722669
>on /b/
>complains about thread quality
wot
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>>709722574
>Boohoo, daddy died.
>"I know, I'll run forever."

Good. Fucking. Game. At least Misha's method was reasonable.
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>>709722819
We're not /s4s/.

We don't want to be /s4s/.
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>>709722644
Nigger i dont care whether you break the rules or not. Rules are just designed to contain the negative aspects of human nature, but it always gets out anyway. Do you.
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>>709723103
>misha
>reasonable

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>709722819
>See waifu thread
>click on it
>it's not even about waifus, but a bunch of retards talking about random stuff while posting the same character over and over
>most anons that actually follow the waifu stuff are ignored
>3 hours later see another waifu thread
>same idiots doing the same shit

Jesus, just make a fucking roleplay thread and stop lying
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>>709723239
>misha
>reasonable

>WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
FTFY.
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>>709723189
Are you honestly comparing humanity to an anime imageboard?
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>>709723374
hug me
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>>709724394
hug me please
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>>709725137
-hugs-
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>>709725137
Just let this thread die already. I need to sleep.
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>>709725269
-hugs back-
(thank you for using hyphens, by the way)

>>709725285
Never. <5
>>
*Hug*
>>
*FuckingHugTooSaveThread*
>>
*hugs*
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>>709727399
STOP. JUST. LET. IT. DIE.
>>
hug
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>>709728102
no
>>
.
>>
hug
>>
Hugs
>>
hug
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>>709730153
>
>>709729727
>>709729348
>>709728946
>>709728608
>>709728150
>>709728102
-hugs all of you-
<5
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>itt
>newfags complain about cancer
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>>709730773
*Hugs you back*
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>>709730847
-hugs you harder-
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>>709731749
*Hugs you even harder*
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>>709715855
I almost wanna save that just for how nice it looks. I think if it was shot with a wider frame I'd save it as a desktop wallpaper.
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>>709731871
Love me.
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>>709732458
I do
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>>709732536
How much?
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>>709732670
I don't know, as much as i can love an anon on the internet without being too gay?
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>>709732724
>Without being too gay
What are you, gay?
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DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

>MAVIS CLAIMED
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>>709733016
DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT THREAD?
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>>709732993
No, are you?
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>>709733231
Yes, for you. <5
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>>709733193

shut up jew kike
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>>709733299
I guess ill be gay for you too

>>709733312
shut up mavis
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>>709733690
Show me your love please
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This thread
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>>709734021
How?
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>>709734440
thanks for the bump, faggot

>>709734490
roleplay, obviously xdd
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>>709734578
*Ok*
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>>709734705
-thanks-
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>>709734745
*How do rp?*
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>>709734781
-don't know-
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>>709734842
*That doesn't help*
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>>709734954
-s-sorry-
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>>709735055
*It's ok, i don't know either*
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>>709735106
-can we just erp-
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>>709693150
Because 'reply to this...', 'faces of /b/', and porn/political shills are still lingering around for the last drop of pity.
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>>709735261
Sure
*Moves closer to you*
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>>709735432
-scoots a bit closer as well-
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>>709735571
*Reaches out to touch you*
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>>709693150
>Implying 99% of /b/ isn't malignant cancer.
shiggy diggy.
At least we're not /mlp/ though...
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>>709735750
-shifts awkwardly, awaiting your touch-
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>>709735805
*Phone rings*
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>>709735984
-well, you better answer it-
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>>709736055
who was phone
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>>709736055
*I think it's yours*
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>>709736216
-reaches into my pocket, silencing the phone. I think they hung up-
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>>709736303
*That's good*
*Reaches out for you again*
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>>709736738
-moves closer, anxiously waiting-
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>>709736885
*Grabs your crotch*

Bump limit reached, how do we continue?
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>>709736946
-hardens at your touch, letting out a soft groan-

Dunno, have any decent ideas?
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>>709737107
*Starts rubbing more*

We could just move to the normal thread?
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>>709737107
>>709737210
Actually i have to go now, we can continue later
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>>709737368
See ya
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>>709737403
Actually i can stay now
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