Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>709699491
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
QOTT: Where would you take your waifu on your first date?
>>709713722
~
>>709713900
Yea... I know.
>>709713918
3rd world yuno is best yuno
>>709714006
to get some Baja
Claim
>mfw a shitposting thread gets more posters than these shitty threads
Claiming Felix
>>709714217
>mfw that's true
>mfw unoriginal
>>709714129
one of the best dews
hello new thread
>>709714238
hello kitty kat
@709714217
duh
>It's full of shitposters
>no (you) 4U
>>709714006
Australian War Memorial.
I ate a spicy chicken wing and my mouth hurts :(
>>709714404
was it a blazin wing because those mothers are spicy AF
>>709714404
I ate a bowl of Korean spicy ramen and my mouth felt like the ninth circle of hell starting shitting flames into my mouth, only for it to come out three times worse.
>>709713981
I am sorry to hear that! Can you take anything for it? I've been okay, just bored. Really uneventful Friday.
>>709714463
it was a ghost pepper wing ;-;
>>709714570
you need some milk!
>>709714382
Hey Tali, how's it going?
>>709714129
~moka
>>709714074
?
>>709714238
are you gay?
>>709714404
i thought mexicans like spicy shit
>>709714861
Milk did not help.
>>709715191
wow you're racist...
and I don't ;-;
>>709715209
that's because you didn't add ice
What is it called when it feels like you have something stuck in your throat and when you cough it doesn't come out so you keep coughing and getting a soar throat? Cause that's what I have and it's annoying as fuck
Claimed
>>709714724
I probably could have taken something but it's already starting to go away.
I didn't even realize it was Friday already.
>>709714384
Ayers Rock
My waifu is superior to yours. Even if she's 3D
ITT: we drink baja
>>709715596
A peanut allergy.
>>709715191
>>709716131
Kirino mosaic
How's everyone doing today, /waifu/?
>>709716137
Sangria blast is better you pleb
>>709716137
What's baja?
Absolute bae
>>709716425
were drinking baja
>>709716449
but thats fucking wrong you retard
>>709716490
best soft drink
>>709716449
kyouko that was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say
>>709715321
cool
>>709715380
take a joke
>>709716222
Yu-no <3
>>709716557
What does it taste like?
>>709714861
yeah those will getcha
>>709715007
nm just beat ME3 and romanced my waifu
*pets the kitty's tummy*
>>709716053
>3D
>superior
only 1 can be chosen
>>709716425
hello newfriend
>>709716137
yay baja
>tfw I accidentally reset my laptop by slapping the mouse pad
>>709716402
It's pretty good isnt it.
>>709716425
Pretty good, just super tired. Praising the sun it's only Saturday.
>>709716131
How are you now?
>>709716557
Baja for bakas!
You fucking nigger
>>709716601
r00d
>>709716730
Going out in public when you're still half fucked is pretty hilarious. I bought some Pokemon stuff though
I'm crazy tired, just going to crack a can and watch a stream.
>>709714570
The ring of fire is never a good thing. Was it a Nong Shim bowl? Kimchi will get you pretty good too.
>>709715773
yeah i lost track of what day it was and missed class this morning. I really need to get on a better sleep schedule
so what do you like to do for fun?
>>709716617
I'm joking too ya dingus...
>>709716983
dont call me dingus ya dummy
>>709716617
Yu~no~ <3
>>709716646
the best
>>709716686
get u some
>>709716783
baja is what separates god-tier from trash like you
>>709716858
I bet it is. I know Id be pretty bad at that.
Just still at work doing a massive clean. So much shit to clean.
heres the baja for yall
>>709716557
Wow, Baja is my favorite! Aside from coffee.
>>709716686
I'm not that new :( But hello.
>>709716719
That's good to hear, same here. Switched my 11a-7p shift with someone so that I don't have to go into work tomorrow until 7p, so I'm pretty happy about that. Morning shifts suck. I like my sleep.
>>709716881
What is fun?
>>709716881
Take this btw
Baja a best you bakas
>>709717168
Where can i buy it? Is it only in america?
>>709717168
gimme a min
>>709717285
you're new to me. you're a friend. you're a new friend
>>709716686
It's been a long ass time since I've played any of the ME games
I can't wait for the new one tbh
I just hope the story isn't all that shit like ME3's kind of was
>>709717202
good to see you.
>>709717900
the only shit was the very end tbh
>baja
>>709717235
Yeah, just trying to avoid eye contact with everyone and trying to keep yourself from laughing is the best thing
>>709717285
11am start is like perfect time, for me at least.
But going in at 7pm would be pretty sweet. What time you knock off?
>>709717306
lol you know, things you enjoy doing to pass time. i think i remember you said you have super mario kart and SMB world, those are fun!
>>709717387
thanks!
Thats my baja image
>>709717529
tacobell is the main place to buy it
>>709717285
baja is the best
>>709717556
drink up i have plenty
>>709718222
drink up bb
>>709717285
>11a
>morning
Pick one m8
>>709718167
Just so much cleaning today though. Hope I can finish it in 30 mins. Its doable but I dont want to.
>>709718278
There's no tacobell's in england. I guess im gonna die without tasting baja then
>>709718134
Even with the free dlc to fix the ending didn't even fix it
I refuse to go with the ME3 ending as canon
So did you guys vote today? :o
Watching Drifters episode 4 if anyones interested
rabb.it/shino83
>>709717159
fuck me yuno
Anyone so kind to donate a (You) to my the foundation "my ego"?
>>709718607
i didn't get that DLC what happened?>>709718862
hello plus chan
>>709718476
import it then
dont be a faggot
>>709718713
were drinking baja and watching drifter at
rabb.it/shino83
>>709718393
I usually work 5p-1a. 11a is morning for me.
>>709718278
Baja is the only sort of soda I drink.
>>709718167
You early birds confuse me. I'm never awake before 2pm. My shift tomorrow is only 7p-1a, so everything should be a breeze.
>>709717914
Right back at you.
>>709718947
I don't know how to import a drink from america without it arriving bad
>>709718862
>*neps internally*
>>709719097
Forgot pic ;_;
>>709716686
>vidya waifu
>She's 3D
t r a s h t h e t i c
>>709718947
Reminder Sangria Blast is superior. Baja California is shit area
>>709719097
its the only one u need
>>709719103
just get it shipped in from a m80
>>709719252
if sangria is so good why arent you drinking it
>>709719097
5a is wake up time, 11p-1a is sleeptime.
>>709718916
Hello space burka.
>>709719109
>*neps externally*
>>709719411
I am famalam.
Kyouko is colours of sangria
>>709719252
>no actual depth
>depth is merely a perception of 3D shadowing just like every other waifu
>still 2D
https://youtu.be/1Y1bVZI6A9g
>>709719555
nice trips. hows it going my D-padded friend?
>>709719688
>but thats fucking wrong you retard
>regular non vidya waifu is drawn and animated in two dimensions
>vidya is animated in three dimensions
>vidya = 3DPD
>>709719411
>Implying im good enough friends with someone in america to get it
>>709719688
lewd
>>709720257
i'll help you
>>709720351
How?
>>709720264
i wish it was lewder tbh
>>709720198
>literally only has height and width
lrn2diminsion
Good afternoon, you glorious faggots you.
>>709720576
Why are you talking to yourself?
>>709720473
you will come to america for a week and stay with me. and i will take you to taco bell and whatever other shitty place you desire
>>709720576
Good afternoon, you glorious emprah
>>709720511
>being this autistic
Quit defending your 3DPD.
>>709720641
I like talking to myself, It gives me pretty good insight on who I am.
>>709720777
Nice trips Rory, how've you been?
>>709720744
Im not going to america just for some crappy drink that i probably don't even like
>>709720807
>being this autistic
>if it looks 3D that must mean it's 3D
by your own definition your waifu is 3D
>>709720891
Ive been better. Working every day up until PAX but that sweet cash money will be worth it. Hows the kid and the missus?
kero claimed
>>709721069
Missus is fine, she's asleep.
The baby is bigger, She's roughly pineapple sized, Still not out yet.
Due date is the 20th of december.
>>709721022
Yeah because pic related looks so three dimensional
Did you forget to take your medicine?
These threads are looking more lively today.
Thanks, guys!
>>709721335
Literally who
>>709721310
look at the shade and those shadows
>3D
>>709721222
Its close. Nice trips yourself there. Are you excited?
>>709721222
Nice trips and congrats on the upcoming little one. They're a handful, but definitely worth it.
>>709721398
Fuck off, faglord. I know you.
>>709721398
Literally nobody.
Bye!
>>709721519
I am, we already have outfits picked out for her, as well as a Crib, stroller, and Carseat.
>>709721569
Thank you.
>>709718193
I'm a NEET so I guess I spend my entire day passing time.
>34 minute late reply
>>709721457
Because pic related doesn't even remotely look like it has a third dimension
>Kyouko
Burn these fucking autistic threads
>>709721949
>how do I filter
>>709721949
This literally isn't happening
>>709721949
Thatt image isn't accurate, we erp as gay people not girls
>>709721823
Looks like you're well prepared. They do grow up way too damn fast for their own good. Let me know if you need advice, Ive been paying attention to how my brothers raising his own girl.
>terrible twos now
>its starting to get real bad
>but shes doing more mature things than the others at her daycare
Shes potty training before 2. Time actually flies.
Hello everyone.
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Burn these fucking autism threads
Guess i'm here.
>>709722172
hello beautiful o:
>>709722295
-hugs-
>>709722150
I hope she grows up and realizes her dad is a fucking weaboo and kills you in your sleep then cuts her own throat and bleeds out in a bathtub
She doesn't exist. You're a fat mouth breathing virgin making up stories online, and if not, I hold to my previous statement. Fuck weebs
>>709722295
P-please. Not this soon~
>
>>709722150
Yeah, we have some things, a baby shower is planned soon as well.
It's going to be hard to adjust.
If these cartoon characters were real humans and capable of thought, so you really think they would be your "Waifu" knowing you look like this? Kys virgins
>>709719412
You're weird.
>>709719411
I actually rarely ever drink soda. That's just the only one I will drink when I do.
>>709722078
Also I don't even have a beard, let alone a neckbeard :/ I'm jealous of people who can grow beards. Having a good chunk of Native American genes kind of sucks.
>>709722439
woah you nearly cut me with that edge, lad o:
>>709722475
can i also make your butt blush? o:
>>709722596
i call my lesbian friend my waifu. she doesn't like it ;o;
>>709722172
hello juvia
>>709721310
looks just as 3D as any 2D image can
>~tali
@709722439
Its my brothers kid you moron.
>>709722567
I know its gonna be hard, but dont rely on the shower. Stock up on bottles early, invest in lots of diapers and hope she sleeps well early.
>>709722674
Im a cook. We're all weird, mad and amazing.
>>709722150
Terrible twos for mine is currently the no to everything phase, and the picky eating. At least she sleeps like a stone at night. Time does fly faster and faster once they start getting bigger.
>>709721823
stock up on basic supplies if you haven't already (diapers, wipes, etc.) since you'll run through them quickly.
>>709722172
Best hat.
>>709722867
Being so butt blasted you won't click your big bad bullies post number
>>709722867
I'm jealous. I'm just an amateur baker, but cooking is really fun. And very hard.
>>709722867
Yeah, We're going to stock on diapers soon. I need to get a better paying job, something with more steady hours.
Can confirm, Every fucking Cook/chef I have ever met was batshit insane.
>>709722977
>trying this hard
>Tali isn't 3d bcuz tvs are 2d
Are you fucking kidding me? See: people aren't 3dpd bcuz photographs.
You can design a three dimensional object via two dimensional media, and display it via two dimensional media.
>>709723098
Ignore it and it will leave.
>709722596
"If they were"
But they aren't so it doesn't matter
>>709722771
Oh my, um...I'm not sure.
But you can make me face blush
>
>>709722846
Hello. How are you?
>>709722958
You really think?~
@709722977
>being so pathetic you have to b8 for (you)s
>then not getting them
>>709723140
im not upset or anything im just dumbfounded at how much effort they're putting into this
ITT:
>man babies [x]
>virgins [x]
>neckbeards [x]
>15 year old athiests who get picked on in school [x]
>people who don't deserve to be euthanized [ ]
>>709722771
Going to ignore my hug? :(
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>709722958
Yep. Thats her phase too. She only eats from mum and dads plate. But they're being tough on her, no TV on and sitting with them until they are both finished. She does sleep like a rock.
>>709722987
Its repetetion after repetition. Amateur cooks can recreate a single dish once, but doing that dish 20+ times a night, exactly the same way, while also running other dishes at 20 plates is a nightmare.
About to leave work soon.
>>709723219
not bad getting ready for sleep tbh but may still be a while.
>>709723104
>all anime girls are 2D because paper and tv are 2D.
it's either the same or it isn't. tali does not exist outside of games/drawings just as any other waifu.
>>709723219
can i feel your butt?
can i lewd u o:
>>709723425
-hugs u back-
>>709723438
my grandma is cherokee Indian and my grandpa was in the vietnamese war.
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>709723438
>projection the post
>>709723677
Damage control: the post
>>709723438
But they weren't
>>709723555
Its not the same.
You can do it for 3D but not for 2D
>>709723653
It's funny, I don't have a Basement, pizza rolls, or chicken nuggets in my house.
>>709723219
ushanka always look good on the ladies. Great for keeping warm in the cold winter too.
>>709723501
The sleep is nice, I still get to vidya at night, as does the Mrs.
>>709723501
What sort of restaurant do you work in? You very well may despise my line of work.
>>709723969
timestamp with dick
>>709723891
Uni cafe now. No stress, nice hours, no split shifts.
>>709723438
Consider this: you come to these same threads every few hours to repeat yourself.
Whats more autistic?
Im heading to a friends, back in about 30 mins.
>>709723969
My gf is pic related.
Shitposters are so retarded that they have never heard of fujos
>>709723555
>trips
Same i may go to bed soon also
>>709723651
Oh my, so demanding~
>
>>709723891
Thank you, you're very kind
And i do enjoy the hat very much. It's cozy and warm indeedindeed
>>709714006
>>709715209
Id put more in but I dont have the time
>>709723969
You're pretty small to be honest. Hit the gym if you're going to talk down to people with a picture, my man.
Me and my gf. Feels good not being a fat virgin who beats off to cartoons
Kek
>inb4 butt blasted weebs say it's fake because an intimate relationship with a human is unheard of in the dark receses of their filthy bedrooms
I'll gladly time stamp a pic to show you shut-ins there is a life outside of gay ass anime
>>709723664
YUUUUUUKIII
>>709723754
there is no reasoning with you. I can't make it any simpler. plus you can't argue with dem trips.
>>709723863
just let em rant about their own failures.
>>709723969
will take that timestamp but don't really care because I have a wife who watches the animu with me.
>feels john goodman
>>709724312
Let's see your greasy ass. I bet you don't have the confidence. You're a fat, unshowered virgin who will never get pussy because you watch autistic cartoons like a man baby
>>709724339
timestamp with dick
>>709724339
Honestly, she looks pretty weird.
>>709724339
NORMALFAG
>>709724339
"gay anime" got me and my girlfriend together famalam
She sent me this.
>>709724451
Eat me. Your turn.
>>709724416
>married
>sitting in a soiled adult diaper in a dark bedroom using your index finger and thumb to stroke your absurdly small penis to animated pre teens
>>709724416
Yo!!!!!
>>709724534
Need time stamp. But if this is real you're only working out to compensate for your hilarious penis size. Also I'd beat the fuck out of you ha
>>709724339
OY VEY
U DATING THAT JEWISH PRINCESS
SILLY GOYIM
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SHEKELS
THE CHUTZPAH THIS GOY HAS
>>709724534
Your face must be insanely hideous Kek
>>709724697
Fuck I forgot to crop it
>>709724698
Power up my Linux on Ubuntu
Click on Internet Explorer go to /waifu/
Stir up this shit like some stew
Aryan masterrace blonde hair eyes blue
I'm that vice jew
That nice new
Son of a gun
That'll give you a run
For you're money
Don't fret, honey
I got this in the bag
Smoking elitists like a fag
Roll up that fat blunt
Call some nigger a cunt
Pull some stunts
Like I'm Knoxville in Jackass
I'm shitposter highclass
Talkin' about my sister's tight ass
Sayin' "wew lass"
No I ain't Mai
But i'm fucking fly
Ain't gonna lie
But I am better than you
Breathin' in that dank fume
Got a red feather plume
Smellin like meme perfume
I'm mi liu
If you don't know me then you're new
So dank like I'm mountain dew
I don't know (You)
I don't like (You)
Yeah cause I'm mi liu
>>709724690
Your timestamp gets mine.
>>709724726
Yeah.
>>709724697
>butt blasted lonely weeb detected
>>709724534
>blocking out your face
You must be an ugly cunt
Have to work out to make up for your digusting jew face. TOP KEK
>>709724339
Nise noce gaffot.
>>709724813
I do this shit for the kicks I had a real GF dont have one currently but im content with myself
besides I have not even posted a waifu in this thread
>>709718916
It was the free one that added like
Three alternative endings
>>709723969
Why did you delete this Eli?
>>709724789
I was triggered on the first two lines
>>709724973
>>709724814
>jew face
OY VEY GOY
>>709724863
>this goy right here
>>709724789
oy vey tovarisch
>>709724532
Kek being such an autist you can't believe that 2 people are dating. Gonna post more pics of me and my gf cause I'm not a pillow-fucking virgin weaboo like you clowns
>>709724987
This.
>>709724606
>implying that's what im doing right now
anon is there something you wanna admit?
>>709724640
whats up m80
>>709724973
watching on youtube now
>>709725163
Guapo Goy
>>709725163
Its 1:09
FUCKING EXPOSED
>>709725163
No /waifu/, day, month and year and the times wrong
>>709725163
Did your jewish gf steal your cheek bones?
>>709725236
Just laying on my bed watching talking to friends in discord, you?
>>709725250
its 712
>>709725163
Nice projection I dont have a body pillow I just do this waifu shit for fun (I dont take it seriously at all nor do most of us) and photoshop anime girls in trash cans
but that triggered you when I did it to you and your 4/10
>>709724339
She looks like a gold digger, what kind of shit do you get her?
>>709725163
Do something about your giant fucking eyebrows
>>709725353
oy vey
thats my sis you're talking about
>>709725483
>Implying he has money to keep a gold digger
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1475/495/1475495043430.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1]")
