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hope it gets better now
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>>708704946
( X ) Doubt
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it only gets worse from here
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>>708704561
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I'll use my thing again, fuggit.
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>>708704946
suck shit, cockspit
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teach me how to dougie
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>>708704561
le brazillian cartoon parrot
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>>708706574
he's great
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avatarfags btfo
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The fact that there's essentially three shota threads rn makes me a slightly happier man than I was
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Would you inhale this kitten's butt just as eagerly?
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>>708707801
more kit
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don't fuck the baby
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GO TO BED PIERCE!
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buncha freekz
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nope
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>>708709557
I won't accept these results unless they're in my favor.
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>>708710008

4 out of 5 republicans. never forget.
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post gumball taking a big shit.
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  ▲
▲ ▲
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the fuck
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no can do
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>>708710174
Hey
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a shit so big it's ripping his asshole apart and he's crying, inconsolably crying.
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did thomas really commission all of this
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>>708708674
>>708709061
>>708709525
>>708709649
>>708710060
>>708710247
Do not fuck the kitten
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you're odd
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>>708710441
and you don't make the rules
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>>708712456
sweet release of death
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>>708712834
not sweet release of dildo, katia
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>>708712834
ugly af
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>>708713204
I dont even know what that means
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Holy shit. Internet is finally back on.
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>>708713429
Well I assume it would be when you haven't gotten off in a while and decide to ride the dragon dick

idk you're the one posting dildos, not me. I post yinglets.
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welcome dearest comrades
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>>708713897
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how do you think wolf got so many bandages on his face
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Bar fights I would guess.
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hot
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Did you get my Snap Chat?
The whole town lost internet for a while.
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i did, but i hadn't checked. get some lotion for those things.
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The lacquer thinner I have to use all day dies them up anyway. That and the other shit I get on them turns them black.
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>>708713897
Mornin
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that's why you need lotion, or better yet, shea butter.

>>708714380

good morning... sunshine
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Also my ankles gave out today.
Just all of the sudden. I hit the floor pretty hard just from walking.
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that sounds dangerous. were you weakened?
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>>708712456
Post Batman's butt.
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I have shitty joints.
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take 10g of lecithin daily.
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>>708714858
That would be an invasion of his batprivacy

>>708714678
howsitgoan
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I prefer the debilitating immobility.
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i bet they dont offer workers comp

>>708715015

arm is slowly improving. i imagine the pain will continue for about two more weeks. it is severe during my shifts at my new job, but almost imperceptible at home. and you?
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Only if I get jacked at that job.
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>>708715147
What did you to do your arm
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jacked meaning?
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Jacked off, obviously.
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Hurt.
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hypersexual doggos get hard butt pats.

>>708715285

fell off a motorized skateboard going about 15.
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as in debilitatingly injured.
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Can I get butt pats?

>>708715378
Ready for tomorrow night, pup?
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>>708715437
Oh. So you get repeats of the problem?
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Pretty much.
Sadly I didnt' get a break after coming back when I puked blood.
But some girl hurt her hand a bit and got to just sit and make rope things all day.
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>>708715553
I am ready for you to finally be funny.
Whenever that will be.
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yes.

what is tomorrow night?

you are a man, and men deal with their problems stoically and unemotionally.

>>708715626

i don't understand.
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>>708715678
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At least the depression helps numb the pain.
I have grown very irritable the last week. I am not sure what is wrong.
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>>708713774
wanna teach me?
you probably know more about it
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>>708715760
Does your arm still get shitty once in a while or something?
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>>708715015
Batman doesn't believe in personal privacy.
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Dom I am currently greeting you.

>>708715766
Deplorable.
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i lost interest in sex by a great deal.

im kissin ya tail

>>708715898

no, it was recently, and it should be completed healing soon.
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That is a shame.
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I can barely contain myself.

Sex is not that exciting anyways.
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>>708716088
For some reason I read it as you fell off the scooter while you were 15

>>708715990
He believes on his own

>>708715873
I guess
assume the position
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it is a void of feeling.

>>708716309

i dont think i did anything interesting when i was 15.

>>708716212

luckily there are dogboys around to be excited for me.
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I'm going back to animus.
Goodnight, Dom.
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>>708716309
s-so lewd
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wait take me with you
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To animus?
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>>708717637
hi dom
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>>708717353
you started it
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yes
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>>708717871
arguable
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It's a horrid place, but you should visit now and then.
If you and Snuffles posted there I would not have much reason to come here.
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how do I take selfies properly
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With a gun.
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>>708718010
You posted a girl kissing a dildo

>>708718217
idk much, but apparently you should always use a downward angle, not an upward one. Otherwise your neck looks fat.
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>>708718368
>>708718368
>>708718368

10/10
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>>708718848
I'm hilarious. I also failed to leave for animus.
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>>708718948

give me a direct link when you do.
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I am petting your heads
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>>708719104
It is relatively dead.
I have a group in Discord right now in voice chat.
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>>708719132
Do not pet the scav
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>>708719277

im in a voice chat currently.
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>>708719533
the scav is pet, nerd
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>>708719539
Is it a...~Sexy~...voice call?
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>>708719646

no.
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sniff sniff
lick lick
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>>708719798
This upsets me greatly.
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>>708719618
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>>708704561
>>708717694
>>708719193
why can't you guys stick to one thread?
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>>708720115
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>>708719921

i have normal friends.
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>>708720186
silence
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>>708720249
stop being a faggot
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>>708720186
Well the first one you linked is full of vagina. The second thread is probably their fault.
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>>708720199
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>>708720186
fem is r8 shite
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>>708720215
They aren't GOOD friends then.
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>>708720467
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>>708720661

i do not trust your metric.
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>>708720715
Ah, but I am aware my friends are bad.
By that ideal my metric is a good one to have faith in.
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choose wisely niggas, one image per one request
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>>708720884
I chose none.
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>>708720884
dragon
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>>708720884

gay nonconsensual mind control + forced body modding + group sex
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>>708718504
no
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>>708720677
new kaguya when?
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>>708721055
hot
also never, suffer forever
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>>708721007
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>>708721040
It wasn't even a normal one it was a dragon dildo

>>708721302
no
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ah, greetings bsa
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>>708721329
shark?
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>>708721360
KAGUYA IS DEAD NEFEL!!!!!!!
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>>708721438
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fatboy
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Oh, Dom.
I might be moving next month.
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for the 40th time?
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Pretty much.
I'll be living totally independently.
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hahahaha
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I fail to see the humor in being independent.
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oh kaguya is out on /a/
nice
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>>708721916

again? god why?
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>>708721438
League.
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>>708721407

Hi! Overlooking your posts do you have like... a secret desire for Gumball's butt stuff?
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>>708722334
hey snarf, how's it going?
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>>708722303
I am currently at my dad's house.
I'll simply be moving into my own place for a while.
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>>708721360
nuh uh
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>>708722175
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>>708722744
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>>708722412
My balls are full. How're you?
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>>708722792
Kaguya seems to be stuck between lewd and horror

the poor girl
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>>708722806
that's um...good to know. Why not use your boyfriend to empty them?
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>>708722397

absolutely not, that was said with purest sardonicism.

>>708722453

why not STAY with your dad and spend NOTHING on living?
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>>708722867
perfect girl
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>>708722925
Because I value independence.
I would prefer not to end up like Martin.
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>>708722925

You set me up!
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yes but I think it would be worse to end up like squa- oh, too late
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Eh. I'm well off.
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You should just strive to end up like me.
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>>708722897
He's not around.
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>>708723179
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>>708723179
>stairs
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>>708723199
then jerk off I guess
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stairs im pretty sure you are still a young doggo
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Doing pretty good for a young doggo, mind you.
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>>708722930
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>>708723377
That's what I'm doing.
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I dunno, a little pupper like you better be careful
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W-with?
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>>708723028

how can you be in a committed relationship then?

>>708723072

i lament misleading you.
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amm stop being loudly autistic
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big doggos
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>>708723631
well that's good, you should send a video of it to your boyfriend so you can both enjoy it.
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>>708723799
The people I am interested in are understanding of my situation.
It is all up in the air anyway.
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I WILL BE AUTISTIC AS I WANT YOU FAT AUSY CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>708723944
>>708723944
>>708723944
>>708723944
>>708723944
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well I need some sleep, night everyone.
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>>708723848
i like this exchange -lurking anon
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fuckin rekt
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>>708726018
new thread
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