art patriots thread
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>>708726018
Hmm, I dunno, do most artists paint naked?
some times when mom would paint she'd forget to sleep and we'd find her passed out somehow by the easle and she would be in a panic because she lost her train of thought when we woke her up and would resume painting
>>708726347
Seems unhealthy, but I can respect that level of dedication for your passion.
>>708726402
He needs to clip his toes. He could break them on something. Ouch. Not fun.
I am suppose to bump this thread.
>>708726633
I want a harness like that.
Hello, artist here
Hi squish/edwin
>>708726488
It was a real problem sometimes but I respect it too
>>708726565
hahaha good eye I suppose, though I think those are supposed to be claws
>>708726603
you's a good boy
>>708726717
then get one
>>708726804
hey ice
draw me like one of your french girls
>>708726804
>>708726886
You must put it on me.
>>708726985
okay that works
>>708726886
Who is Ice?
>>708726939
>
>>708727057
obviously not you
I guess I don't know your name then
>>708727048
Where would I get one?
>>708727057
>>708727203
they have specialty stores for this kind of thing
>>708726886
Claws or toenails. Still, breaking that shit hurts!
>>708727130
Holy damn...
>>708727127
I am kiss, Darwin's girlfriend.
>>708727203
How's your evening?
>>708726922
But then he wouldn't have the big floppy dick! And that just makes the picture!
>>708727245
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/331393374388?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true
>>708727328
My ankles gave out at work.
>>708727328
Oh then it's nice to see you
>>708727324
aye
>>708726934
Hmm, semi realistic body proportions. Neat.
>>708726985
>Mafia asgore
Neat!
>Darwin's girlfriend
His other girlfriends will be upset.
>>708727386
Ouch, did you sprain/twist them?
>>708727406
Likewise, how has your night been?
>>708727428
I find them attractive, but I also find muscular to fat to cute femmy boys attractive too so good luck
>>708727505
I am ok.
>>708727525
Sadly I am average, chubby and out of shape.
Working to fix that however.
>>708727497
Do not tell them, they will devour me in a jealous rage.
>>708727549
Well that is good. I have weak ankles from many years of playing sports through injuries, protecting them is good.
>>708727633
Your efforts will never make a difference, commit suicide.
is this furry, tho
>>708727633
I bet you undersell yourself buddy
besides I'm nothing special either
>>708727505
I'm bringing myself up in spirits
and you? where is da-rawr-win anyway
>>708727865
That's hairy, not furry. Still sexy, but not furry.
>>708727835
Mordin got very mad at me when I joked I had his number.
>>708727865
He's amazing.
There are times when you are in a painting when things look alright. But they look almost too good. Too much like you're just painting and not experiencing anything or saying anything. What I am seeking is a synthesis. A kind of painting where you don't see it from part to part, but where you either see the total thing or you don't see it.
>>708727935
He actually believed you did?
>>708727868
He is playing video games with me at the moment, other than that lurking around the internet like usual I'm sure.
Uplifting your spirits is a good thing, I am doing okay. Glad the week is finally coming to an end, though this weekend I will have a moderate amount of work to do.
>>708727835
>commit suicide
now now no need for that
>>708728115
ahh just the man I made this thread for
>>708727835
I cannot. Personal philosophy and such.
>>708727868
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and such.
>>708728128
For a while.
Then he got really pissy at me and said he knew I didn't because he and Darwin talk a lot.
I think he assumed he should have it over others though.
I love watching them fight over Darwin.
>>708728299
I still bet you're just shy and that's cute af
Hey~O!
>>708728490
good evening gaylord
>>708727865
gross
>>708728179
Your mother is the kind of painter that I am, though I have never passed out in front of a canvas. When I am in a painting all fatigue disappears. I could paint for days on end if the sun never came up. I am a night painter, incapable of bearing the weight of my actions when the sun is out. I must have the dark to conceal my sin.
>>708728448
I am, incredibly so. Trying to get over it slowly.
Gotta learn to be a man.
And a real human being.
>>708728825
I would like to see your tummy.
>>708728538
Evening
Watching Dark Matter Season 2
>>708728825
being a real boy is overrated, you should be a qt3.14furry bf for squash
Welcome to the thread James
>>708728336
That's pretty funny, i would not expect someone to react so strongly.
>>708728299
what a shame
>>708729023
I'm having fun, that's what's important.
>>708728973
Naah, me and squash are buddies, he gets me pretty well.
>>708728889
No.
Maybe.
>>708728973
Snuffles, don't try to wed me away.
Who are you?
>We are buddies
Oh?
I am curious as to who this anon is now.
>>708729231
Only a man, with a man's courage.
Well, not quite, but I am working on it.
>>708729205
I gotta try to get someone to satisfy that gapping pussy
>>708729181
I'm only joking, but you shouldn't be so down on yourself. You're working at it, keep at it, but most of all have fun with it and take pride in your success however small
I realized I'm gonna be alone forever
>>708729378
Life
>>708729337
Are you living?
>>708729366
I more need someone to warm this heart.
A simple cuddle buddy would do.
>>708729378
so tell me how future sight works for you
does it come in ESP flashes or is this like a living destiny prophetic kinda thing
>>708729231
Kiss, Darwin's girlfriend
we have spoken a few times.
>>708729604
I'm living it.
>>708729578
"cuddle" buddy
right
>>708729508
Well unless cute furry femboys were genetically engineered there is no reason to until then.
>>708729698
As nice as a partner would be, I honestly just want a fulfilling partnership with someone I can lie next to and doze off buried in their chest.
I crave emotional connection. Sex just seems to be easier to come by.
>>708729720
Let me refreaze dat
#Life
>Life
But there is hope
There are Bears!!
>>708729878
sex and emotional connection are two different things really
>>708729366
I always do. Part of my own philosophy.
>>708729567
As much as I can. Trying to live more every day.
>>708729917
I'm a bear ;-;
Still lonely.
>>708729917
>>708729578
But your heart is warm, about 98/36 degrees.
>>708729917
Not really into bears. Or real guys in general. I just know cute furry boys confuse my dick.
Each painting is a life or death struggle, every act of creation is a precarious moment of absolute freedom. Either I succeed and continue, or I fail and fall into the abyss. Success only comes from an unflinching look into myself through brutal unambiguous honesty.
>>708729664
I don't remember.
>>708729969
It's a yes or no question. Are you living?
>>708729946
Agreed in the grander scheme of things really.
>>708729946
I count my blessings I have some of each.
>>708730094
Not literally.
>>708730159
I am very forgettable.
>>708730159
Literally ? Yes, of course.
>>708730195
Whoa. Don't get too greedy now.
I do hope you find someone who makes you happy however, everyone deserves a little happiness.
Except people who take other's happiness away. Those people have cold shriveled dicks for hearts.
>>708730214
Perhaps, but then again for me most things fade into a haze of ambiguity. Only art rises out of it.
>>708730214
Yes but "very forgettable" doesn't sound as good in song form.
We like to think that we are more connected, but the truth is, that we've never been more divided. It's just too awkward. I need my digital veil
>>708730381
Why does the tiger have a mustache? The fuck lol
>>708730011
I'm sorry
Biker bar?
>>708730137
Who care
>>708730425
Literally you are alive. I'm asking if you are living.
>>708730533
Wat.
>?/?
>>708730544
I know of no other way to answer that very ambiguous question.
>>708730637
Biker bars are known for gay hook ups, no?
>?/?
>>708730533
My dick cares
ok
>>708730653
It's a yes or no question, are you living? You are alive, we've established that. But are you living?
>>708730743
yeah that really depends on the bar and that's still probably a good way to get in a fight
biker bars are rough places
>>708730743
I don't wanna fuck some greasy biker, I want either a builtfat cuddle-bro or a twink.
>>708730714
As always.
>>708730812
I believe I answered that.
Yes
>>708730858
Though curiosity leads me to ask you your name.
>>708730832
Some guys are into that. Life is strange.
>>708730950
Then you have courage enough.
>>708731000
Just a Malfunctioning ceiling fan.
> ?/?
>>708731078
I hope so. Sometimes I do doubt myself.
>>708731023
I mean yeah there's bravado and machismo in there but from what I've experienced they aren't fun, gay bars are much nicer to be in and a club is much more fun.
>>708731165
I mean, if you're looking for that sort of thing of course.
It's all just a question of what you want
>>708731108
You, cad.
I've missed you!
>>708731477
new thread