Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
I will just sit here and watch the good taste in waifus flow.
I'm not feeling exactly well.
I couldn't sleep, I still can't.
A Chilean classic.
>Yeah, we know what music is.
>Getting the worst rating
im not sure what a nice/10 is but i think its good
representing windmill country
Well, since me and Breeki just went on a nostalgia trip, have a fucking list.
And because I'm me.
We're the poplar kids.
Good luck, Togame.
German Shiro from ages ago?
So much to listen.
Time to start I guess.
you are awake early
Sure is, though I usually still am online in the evenings.
I adore this one, but Out of Control will always be the best to me.
>Say it Ain't Say
Oh trust me, there could be A LOT more. But i have to pack up and switch to mobile. If I had time, I could probably character cap my post with songs.
Hey, you remember that night. We could do this shit for HOURS!
Early than I'd like to be, but about the same time as usual. How was class today?
Oh, glad to hear it's really you.
I had the idea that you were kill a long time ago, but it was just shitty schedules.
How have you been?
oh alright, didnt know you always woke up this early
got a lot of classes today?
it was a short day, only one real class but i did some studying in the library
Sorry for the mislink, I'm a retard today, GO HILLARY
oh its quite alright
you voting for a fellow retard?
thats sweet of you
I would've voted for you but you're not running
Excuse me, but why do you always start these threads with the worst girl?
kek, thanks for the laugh
its true though
hows the foot?
I'm sorry for saying that... I didn't mean it... My has big green puss bubble growing... I don't know what to do.
its fine kek, i know it was merely a prank
thats kinda nasty, listen to papa anon>>707315178
go see a doc
you tagged the wrong post my friend
i was just joking around i know nothing of American politics
I feel like shit and went home early, hence the early claim. But besides that I'm doing good. Got some really dank shiro pics.
How are you?
I can't drive because my foot can't press down.
I'm only kidding, retard. I'm not the same Rei poster you were talking to. byeee
Hello! I don't think we've talked before, how are you this morning?
Thankfully no, just german in about an hour and a half. Usually have Writing too but that was cancelled today.
I am slightly confused by how so many people know each other here. Well I guess I am gonna be the typical newfag.
Is it okay to uss cream soda in my reeses puffs because i'm out of milk? Cream soda has cream right?
Just get naked. Everyone loves that.
That's not how it works, but okay
Oh how nice of you! I was already getting ready for defending myself from angry anons.
Wtf the other reiposter is being rude and is pretending to be me. I only post rebuid rei
Sorry i mislinked you, but hello~
this wasnt me ;-; my foot is fine the wound closed up yesterday but it still hurts to walk a little bit
Some will be a tad rude, but most of us here are pretty accepting. Especially if you've got common interests.
>From Bote to Gun?
Assuming you don't have an actual waifu, anon?
It's fine. You're somewhat new, right? Or am I confusing you for someone else?
Hello FNC, how are you doing?
Yes im new. I only started posting a few days ago. But thanks to rude rei all the waifuposters think i have a green foot now
Never had anything I got attached to too hard.
Can't really say I have a waifu except maybe that one time I was obsessed with Kanade.
I am good, thanks for asking.
Yeah but you're mine
I don't feel like going to the store
Good I'm hungry
According to the tsun, Makoto it is
Hmmm, well it'd be best to find one if you're gunna be claiming. Some people will jump on you for it.
I am not tsun!
Make the train on time?
then just eat them plain or with water
Well, you're home early, so there's that.
Hopefully you'll feel better soon, and you'll be able to enjoy the rest of the day.
I'm doing alright, it's already 9 AM and I still can't sleep. It's somewhat frequent by now, though.
I tend to have a ton of problems remembering people in these as well.
Don't feel bad.
Still staying with Kanade.
Ah, welcome then! I'm pretty new as well though. Don't know if your foot was hurt before but glad it's fine now if it was.
Did that post say dong pics? Pretty sure that post said dong pics
hey look, it's sachi
But do have a green foot?
Oh, and hi!
No, don't you dare to start that too.
Alright, that works then. Enjoy your stay!
I'm a day late. Typical.
NO DONG NO!
Whatever you say, little cutie.
How are doing, Syndra-senpai?
Telling the truth~?
I am not cute either.
I am not tsun you pangendered puffin loving fruitbowl!
Okay I found a folder full of her. She is my waifu now. What do you even count a waifu?
We all know you're mine~
(just roll with it)
Spotted the cutie
To bad I have to go ;-;
Is your schedule fucked up or do you not sleep at all anymore?
You can try. But every time you take a drink, you'll always know you're doing it to suppress the knowledge that life is a cruel joke. Knowing that every sip of liquor brings you closer to the inevitable death you face and that nothing you ever did will ever matter
The waifu I will never be able to meet until I one day welcome the warm embrace of death
Oh well, guess i belong to everyone then.
So, what are you planning to do for the rest of the day?
My foot is normal ;-; its not green
I just screwed my schedule up.
It'll eventually fix itself, no worries.
What has gotten you feeling down, by the way?
Oh, what games?
So nothing out of the ordinary.
I gave up already.
Don't worry, i believe that u have a green foot even if others won't~
im so lost
not even gonna bother anymore
is this new or old CC?
Just some GTA V and maybe CS GO. But the net in my city is shit so no CS.
That is the old one if I know correctly. I found the folder just like 15 min ago. I guess time to bring my waifu back.
Well, I guess then there's nothing to worry about. Maybe just go a day without sleeping, should fix things.
Just a flu. Spend most of the day discharging various body fluids from numerous body orifices, but I do feel a bit better now.
GTA V is the best game to play if you have like 3 friends with you playing it.
It'll be okay just trust me~
True. That is why I play it on the big screen at the bar after work. A bunch of friends are there to drink with me.
Sorry to disappoint. :\
I guess.. I mean I just found the folder from ages ago.
Good morning, did you sleep well?
so you are new?
idk if you are being confusing or i am being retarded
I am being retarded and confusing. I am new yes. Sorry for confusing everyone here. :P
Those are very good digii
Good morning Felix <3
OK, cool.Welcome to /waifu/ I guess
Hey Tsun Yun
oh its fine
welcome then, as you can see CC had quite a status here
but nice waifu either way
enjoying your day off?
I just woke up, but so far its going good.My sister is going out of town for a week so she gave me all the perishables from her fridge
might i ask why you took CC as your waifu?
Thank you niceposter, i love it when my trips are checked ~
Y-you dont really want that!
I meant it more like on computer online but i guess that works too. Also welcome to /waifu/!
Well hello Galil!
Did you eat enough oatmeal back then?
I know it's hard but just tell them that you have a green foot and if they won't believe you just tell me~
Good, because I'm about to check those dubs as well.
Yes, I'm going to eat some cereal in just a minute as well
No you don't Sachi
But my foot isnt green, pinkheadposter :'c why are you doing this to me
I wont let her kill you! I'll use my eva to carry you away every time she tries to do a kill on you
But i love you
Oh wow im so happy~
nice, gonna plunder that shit?
then why are you depressed and ask for my attention?
havent seen you in a long ass time
I don't mind. She was kind of cute I guess in the anime and never gave a shit about anyone except Leloush. Just the personality and the long green hair is what got me to like her. And that was like a year or two ago. I did find the folder filled with her on my PC just like 30 min ago.
Thanks Stella. And I do not play much online because of my job. But whenever I get the chance I play some CS and stuff.
SMUGS YOU LITTLE SHIT!
What's it like living in Texas?
Wish I could have gotten some more sleep, but i slept fairly well i guess
Good morning Galil-chan <3
Your don't know who I am
Know who I am though
Because I'm not Sachi
I spotted you~
I dont need to know! I-I'll find you and carry you away from the kill attack!
thats a pretty valid reason i guess
she is pretty cute
what made you decide to start posting on this thread?
dont get me wrong i enjoy all the company i can get
you are being a real shit you know that
tell me who you are you spic
Is that all? Sounds like here. Maybe I'll consider moving there after all.
God damn it Smugs don't tease me like this
I don't know though
Sorry, but I can't check singles.
Yeah boi, I'm getting some free food and shit
So you got any plans for today?
>Besides being cute as all hell
I was lurking on /b/ and searching for the map games that anons make, all ready with my Bob pics and stuff. But then I saw one of the /waifu/ threads and thought I might take a look. Found out people here have a better taste in them than /a/. So I am here now. Fuck /a/.
Wow, hope you eat well in the future too! I'm gonna ask you every once in a while have you eaten properly.
No now you're only lying to yourself. Hey, it's not that bad. Nobody is perfect you know. And i am supporting you because i want to~
How much have you played csgo? I mean i have played it too much so i want to know.
>not answering ;_;
Nothing really, just gonna go to school, then my mom is gonna take me to my eye doctor appointment because i really fucking need glasses
I'm sorry, I didn't see yours
98 hours as Steam says. Dunno if true. I played more than that surely. But won like 6 competitive matches and am level 9 or 10.
when i close my eyes at night i can hear her h0nking sometimes but i can never see her
Its ok my singles are boring and stupid i wouldnt want you to check them anyway .///.
Your dubs are comfy i guess i can live with a green foot afterall
Ah, well thanks anyways.
Hey Kitten. That didn't last long, eh?
>I was only 28 years old
>I loved Chen so much, I had all the screenshots and pictures
>I pray to Chen every night before bed, thanking him for the tumors I’ve been given becasue of him
>"Chen is an oldfag" I say; “Chen is totally not cancer”
>Fellow posters hear me and call me cancer
>I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Chen
>I called then newfags
>They bully me and sends me to reddit
>I’m crying now, I dont like reddit
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a putrid smell is moving towards me
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my thread.”
>He grabs me with his tiny hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chen
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>Its not even hurting, cause his dick is so small
>I cant feel my butt tearing, as my eyes start to water beacause I cant really feel him inside
>I push against his force, but he falls casue he`s so puny
>I want to please Chen
>He screams in a mighty sperg-storm as he fills my butt with his cancer
>Other posters stare akwardly at us
>Chen looks them straight in the eyes and says “I was here first you newfags.”
>Chen leaves through the window
>Chen is an oldfag. Chen is totally not cancer.
since when are european day threads filled with so many qt's
living the poor life
i know the feeling
why are you at your sister's anyway if i may ask
yea true /a/ is fucked
although im not a huge anime guy, watched some but only pretty standard ones
any i absolutely have to watch?
How am I supposed to be decent human being when there are people like CHEN and other normie scum who are cancer and they do not belong here and should be hanged on his colon and decapitated and raped and watch his penis being blended and made eat his shit with his cum and shot in the knee and fucked by his dog while its on fire, gosh I hate you normies, where are the tendies.I mean, Im not a wage slave and you are all just NORMIES and do not understand us robots, we are the master race, being held down by chad and the roasties, only our mummies get it, and all of you are just cancer and this is my thread and you are just coming here because of I said so and I can make you all normies leave if I want to, so DONT make me angry you nigger faggot cunts or I`ll make your death so painful you might just hope for you dying and Im gonna jack off to your death cunt.
Gomenasai, my name is Chen-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Oldfag (A person who is using 4chan for a long time for you newfags). I draw Dicks and More Dicks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior cancerous games. (Roblox, Minecraft, FNAF)
I train with my cousin`s dick every day, this superior dick can cut clean through my anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dick on earth. I earned my shitposter license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak 1337 fluently, both 9gag and the reddit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100%
When I get my 4chan pass, I am moving to my mothers basement to attend a prestigious 4chan skool to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an mod for the /b/ board or a janitor!
I own several Guy Fawkes masks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my mothers basement, so I can fit in easier. I bow to our mods and janitors and speak 1337 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck as 4chans admin!
It's okay i am used to it. So, what are your plans for the day?
Oh you're that new to the game! I have about 3000 hours or so.
Well, is csgo good so far?
Now we're talking! I knew you could do it~
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,you normal-kin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Albanian Furry Friends of Fury, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on animal shelters, and I have over 300 confirmed dogs who I fucked. I am trained in gorilla hugs and I'm the top furry in the entire US zoophillia forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow to dry hump. I will wipe my fursuit with your blood with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, bark my words. You think you can get away with being so anti-furry to everyone and me over the Internet? Think again, big boy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of furry friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your heterosexuality. You're fucking gay and furry now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fill your love-pudding cave with my fur you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love-giving, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Autism Awarness Fundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dick clean, you friend. If only you could have known what unholy buttocks rubbing your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you meanie. I will shit furry porn all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking me and Im fucking you, kiddo.
[...], my name is Necron-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old Cadian Necron Immortal (Those of the Necrontyr who served in the military before the biotransfere for you inferior races). I draw plans for new necron weapons and new types of scarabs on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Necron games. (Punch the Eldar, Kick the Eldar, Destroy the Old Ones)
I train with my gauss blaster every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through Space Marine because it is folded a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the galaxy. I earned my Immortal license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Necrontyr fluently, both Hyrekh and the Kayra dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Necron history and their code of hate, which I follow 100%
When I get my flesh turned into necrodermis, I am moving to the nearest tomb world to attend a prestigious Necron School of Killing Every race,especially Eldar to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Lord or an Overlord!
I own several pieces of necron`s body, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the tomb world, so I can fit in easier. I bow to every machine and servitor and speak Necrontyr as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck as a Necron!
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
Hmm. Steins Gate? Watched too much to give advise though.
Yes it is good. And I am not that new, just don't have the time to play it. When I am at home most of the time I just sleep.
I am from Texas, I can confirm it is exactly the same as wherever you are, but hotter and better.
I normally eat, I just haven't felt like it lately
Get some sexy glasses
Stop making me Czech em
How's it going this fine Monday morning?
I'm just getting the food, I'm going to check on it on Thursday as well though.