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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>Mom gets off work early without calling first
>Finds me in the pantry emptying my poop jug into the cat's litter box
>Starts yelling at me, saying that I'm fucking disgusting
>Tell her that it's all her fault for breaking up with my dad when I was six
>She tells me that I need to be an adult
>Cry and scream and even throw my shit jug at her
>She says that from now on I have to go to bed before midnight
>Tell her to fuck off and go to my room
>Don't go to bed because it's fucking bullshit and I'm not a god damn wage slave
>She opens the door flat out at like one AM and is really pissed
>Tries to push me away from the computer, but I'm too heavy
>I start yelling at the top of my lungs
>She rips my computer tower out of the wall and takes it up to her room
>Knows I'm too fat to climb the stairs and thinks shes won
>Lay down at the bottom of the stairs and scream until my throat hurts
>Still no computer
>She goes to work the next day
>Wake up at like 3 PM and no computer
>Bitch has fucking overstepped her boundaries now
>Go into the bathroom and lift top off toilet tank so I can shit in it
>Sitting on tank and begin to turtle-head when I get an idea
>Pucker up my ass and waddle into the kitchen
>Take huge shit in the microwave and set the timer for three hours
>Mom comes home an hour later and the whole house fucking reeks
>She's screaming about a fire in the kitchen
>Can hear her crying for hours and even hear firemen stamping around
>Later that evening she comes in sobbing
>Sets up my computer tower for me
Just posting mine so no one takes it.
>>707322062
stop this
>>707322040
hey alice
>>707321930
im actually rather ashamed i havent watched that yet
i think i am gonna watch that after i finish the one im watching now
thanks for reminding
>>707321999
whats going down thursday?
You are just some young-fag normie who thinks he belongs here because "waaahhh i cant get a date" people here have spent their entire lives without even hugging a girl and some spend months at a time in social isolation. But since you have a faggy cliche normie problem you think you can relate to people on this board? Fuck you. I hope you go eat a bottle of Tylenol because you're so sad your wildebeest mom couldnt get a pic of smiling with some proto slut. If you were a real robot you wouldnt even consider going to your schools normie dance. Faggot.
>Be masturbating to family photos of my mom when she was in middle school
>Mommy comes in and sees
>Asks me to stop
>Stand up, still masturbating (Slowly, dont want to cum yet, but dont wanna have to start over)
>Explain that incest was just invented by normies to make it harder for robots to get laid, and that only a fucking freak wouldn't be attracted to viable pussy when available
>She sighs and leaves
>finally able to finish up, want some spaghetti
>Go downstairs and see mommy in kitchen
>Cooking roast chicken
>Screech at her and ask why she didn't make spaghetti
>Her answer is the final straw
>"What? You didn't ask for spaghetti."
>Lunge at her and kick the shit out of her
>Shit on her whore face when she's down
>As she lays there, her pants ride up quite a lot
>See her ass clearly through her pants
>Mutter "Only a freak wouldn't be attracted to viable... viable pussy..."
>Don't want to lose virginity yet (saving for my highschool friend who I haven't spoken to in 17 years, still holding out hope we'll meet again and she'll have stayed pure for me too)
>Jerk off onto her ass instead, write a note on the white wall of the kitchen in my own shit
>"Spaghetti. One hour. Or next time, I'll do it worse, then kill myself and blame you in the suicide note."
>>707322141
What are you watching now?
>>707321732 [tsun]
>eu day threads
that's exactly why I'm here though
>>707321999 [galil]
I'm alright, what about you?
>>707322040
morning
>>707321778
School, then eye doctor appointment
>>707321699
Yeah not very long
AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO AYY LMAO. le kek so kek dae le thanks lori? xD ftw le really really like this
image xP why cant scruffy marry le 12 year old xDxDxD tfw no gf :P DAE LITERALLY WHO? I LOVE YOU JESUS
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIST jam of a lifetime haha nice mememusic pleb i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men
dont listen to le dadrock xD fuck reddit!!!!! dae vaporwave lel epic!!!!!! ;p 300 LIKE THE ROMANS!! xDDDDDD, sent
;)! xD, JENNY DEATH WHEN?!?!??!, le epic tripfriend! whos your waifu? le epic MAC DEMARCO GOOFBALL!!!! le epic
patrician here, ama :D, death grips is ICP? keke ebin... HES POINTING AT US :D XDDDDD, best new post, lelele so much
kek FLAC FTW vinyl!!!!!11 dae le weebteam? ;D le k-on ftw! epic memes, us /mu/tants huh!? ]:) tips fedora, whats
essential fedoracore? LE BACK TO /POL/ MEME wow memez? FLEX UR MUSCLES! 8D what.cd :))))))) THE FACT THAT SO MANY
BOOKS......... le meme grips (im a memer) dae le fantano!!! MELON :dd dae feels? le sad frog faec. ALL RAP IS
MEMERAP, REPORTED FOR VIRAL MARKETING dae le Antz!? PRO-TIP: YOU CAN'T XDddddd!!!111 haha le Beatles are underrated
dae le CLT le dubs goy! le hehehehehehe..... pitchfork general @:=] 8.7 xd le why dont you kids like the tool? is
this a le new meme!?!?! screen capped for that sweet memeing xD. inside is yellow :) WHEN I WAS!!!!!1 i used to be a
pleb now im le p4k patrician : THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST top kek, toppest of keks, le inside is yellow?
hahahaha le 3x3 thread. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just plays trout mask
replica : rips a bong AHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dae trap influenced beats and FARTY SYNTHS yo man 311 - Down is
in town 3 1 1 - D O W N breaks glass EEEEEEEEEEEbin simply E B I N, literally eb: the in xD haha TIME MACHINE
MODULUS, hey this isn't cringe it's actually quite good xDD that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic
ass M E M E haha us /b/tard amirite :)
>>707322141
Hello
>>707322258
Good morning
>>707322141
Nothing, I just need to make sure nothing has happened
>>707322258
I'm doing good, got some free food
>>707322394
that's always fun. What's the occasion?
>>707322357
how are you?
>>707322283
Your post really arouses me idk i think sillyposting turns me on
Also claimed cute blueberry head
>>707322236
gunslinger girl, its not the best but i find it enjoyable enough
plus i like some feels from now and then
>>707322258
arent you here because you have a free day?
>>707322357
sleep good?
>>707322394
ooohhh you just need to make sure everything is okay
my bad, brain asleep
you know me
Sachi’s dead
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>707322496
Bored. You?
>>707322561
Not really, no
You?
Holo it's time to stop.
>>707322540
I`d love to post more for you best eva, but Im all dry with cancer. Sorry.
>>707322561
Gunslinger girl sucks balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHrpxuXNY1U
Claimu
Hoshimiya Kate is my waifu. I love her immensely.
>>707322561
I do have the day off, but maybe I came to the eu day thread to look for a particular eufag
>>707322635
also bored
>>707322651
hey C what's up
>>707322693
Oh no~
>Don't have any clean bowls
Fuck.Cereal in a cup is alright though
>>707322496
My sister is going out of town for a week and she can't stand wasting food and shit, so I get it.
>>707322561
You're an dumb, go to sleep
>>707322884
Not the C you know of. I am the new C.C. Do not confuse please. But nice to meet you.
>>707322768
Aw snap, I didn't know you liked Negativland. Helter Stupid is a masterpiece and very influential, altho I preferred other albums to that one.
>>707323056
Apples are good
>>707322635
kinda short but it was okay
some custom made coffee by my physics prof always gets me going
>>707322651
yup
although people seem to disagree
>>707322714
i like it
whats wrong with it according to you?
>>707322884
must be a huge faggot
who is it?
>>707323076
i want to but i need to walk doggo soon
im thinking a nice nap afterwards
>>707323076
the human dumpster life
>>707323097
Oh sorry, but good meeting you too
>>707323179
Yeah he is, that's why we get along so well
>>707323103
neu is a different band and they have a song titled "negativland". that's where the band negativland lifted their name from.
>>707323103
I just got into this album, but yeah it's good, I also really like Sonderangerbot
wait, do you mean the band or song? :o
>>707322268
what's wrong with your eyes o_o
>>707322064
her mini mikus remind me of mini squid girl
>>707323349
Sci P.
>>707323179
Naps are good for the body, mind and soul
Walk dogger then nap
>>707323399
I like it though
>>707323349
Hello Sci
カラミチーマス
Computer decided to install updates on me. Rip any productivity.
>>707323423
Can't see shit from a distance, so it bothers me during my classes
>>707323684
Change your active hours if win10
>>707323446
what's the p for?
>>707323610
good morning galil. say, just how many guns do you own
>>707323610
Only kittys and babbys do naps
>>707323639
Thats a nice blueberryhead, 9/10
>>707323744
I should have done that, I just didn't expect it to take almost 30 minutes to get to 25% completion :/
>>707323610
Oh ya dude there's literally nothing wrong with it
>>707323755
Like I said yesterday (I think I said it to Yuuki though), more than 1 and less than 100, you can guess.
>>707323764
So mean, naps are /comfy/
>>707323399
you are saying you are a faggot as well?
thats nice, i guess you two really are alike then
why dont you two just start talking on elitismcord already and erp or something?
>>707323610
soul?
>>707323684
guess you just have to waste time with us then
>>707323961
so two
>>707324064
Yep. I just don't like using the mobile version of the site. How's it going?
Busy right now, might not be able to reply.
>>707323755
It's easier to know if you remove the S and I from the first name.
>>707323410
O, I see. I guess I have to try that too.
>>707323423
>mini-Mikus
I was discussing this picture a while ago and trying to interpret what that mini-Miku is, my final consensus was a figure alarm-clock hybrid thing.
>>707324064
Oh wait, people on /b/ don't have souls
>>707324096
No, go higher
>>707324174
christ...
yea, neu is a highly regarded krautrock band
>>707324216
sorry but two is as high as i'll go
>>707324153
same, its quite annoying
had a short day of school but im kinda tired, gonna nap soon
yourself?
>>707324216
jokes on you i lost mine on /x/
>>707323712
you need more carrots ;-;
>>707324174
"wake up ya dingus!" Is what I assume it's saying
>Konata on phone
>>707324064
That's a good idea, I'll ask him when he comes around
The fire rises
>>707323961
Nonono please dont shoot i was wrong ok i will try a nap today i promise
>>707324366
Just started my day. I'm sitting here watching my computer update lol
>>707324483
Throw me off the bridge as well Shino
>>707324365
But that's wrong
>>707324366
You better not be summing sex ghosts and succubi
>>707324505
BOI I BOUT TO DO IT
Guys, what should I have: Pizza or Nuggets?
>>707324591
i can live with that. two is my final guess
>>707324483
The fire rei-ses
>>707324591
DONT SHOOT IM SORRY
>>707324665
Pizza best waifu~
>>707324665
C.C is your waifu and you ask that question? It should be obvious the choice
>>707324474
i heard he is going to walk his dogger now though
he will see you around
>>707324529
thats the worst feeling kek
>>707324591
what if i am?
you dont know what you are missing out on my friend
>>707324665
pizza pepperoni, not even close
>>707324665
Both. Put the nuggies on the pizza
>Yuuki
>>707324685
Two is incorrect
>>707324739
IT'S TOO LATE
ITS HAPPENING
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
>>707324839
I ain't bout to get fucked up by demons nigga
>>707324665
Nuggets
>>707324739
Well for pizza I will have to get out of the house.
But I can make the chicken nuggets here.
>>707324798
And yes I know C.C. my babe, but same thing I said to the other guy.
>>707324839
Hmm maybe.
>>707324861
Fucking genius. But for that I will need to carry the nuggets to the pizza place.
>>707324665 this >>707324798
>>707324839
Alright can't wait for him to be back. Hope it goes smoothly
>>707324959
aw damn i thought that would be it
>>707324997
Get out and honor your waifu then. Or get it delivered
>>707324959
NO NOT THE LOLIS NOOOO
>>707324997
Pizza girl is worth it she craves the satisfsction of being eaten and its your duty to give her that satisfsction~
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>707324839
At least I have an energy drink to keep me awake. Unfortunately I have to go to class in half an hour, so hopefully this finishes by then
>71% HYPE
>Yuuki
>>707325131
Getting out of the house then.
>>707325190
Pizza girl will get so satisfaction.
I will be back guys. Just when I connect to the internet in the cafe thought.
>>707325343
Satisfy her so good C.C poster~
>>707325021
It was when I was 18
>>707325190
Is this better?
>>707325753
I will. ;)
>>707325939
THATS NOT BETTER DONT ASSASSINATE HIM IN SORRY NAPS ARE GOOD
>>707326075
Tee hee
>>707326108
Well who do you want assassinated?
>>707325939
show me your favorite
>>707326229
Assassinate asuka
>best fox claimu
>>707326711
Hello fox
>>707326432
I don't post my guns online
>>707326638
That'll be $50
>>707326975
bummer
>>707326975
Can i pay you in nudes
I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY
>>707323764
As with you.
>>707327200
>>707326864
Hello rabbit
>>707327200
Cyberbully channels are cancer
>>707327161
Aren't you new?
>already trying to lewd waifu
Disgusting
I don't think there's anything more dissapointing than weak hot chocolate
>>707327161
Yes, two nudes should suffice
>>707327139
Sorry m8, its for their own safety
Plus I'd have to take them out the safe and take a shitty picture with my phone, which is far too much work for me.
>>707327200
Dubs confirm that Garde plays PGO everyday
>>707327350
You're awake I see
>
>>707327385
Life is more disappointing
>>707327365
No its ok this is for a good cause because i have no money and really need asuka to die. Wait is lewd not allowed? G-gomen
>>707327439
But rei is for hugs
Also i only have 1
>>707327439
all right then i'll settle for you describing it
>>707327581
People post lewds, it's still disgusting to lewd the waifu
>>707327486
Weak hot chocolate is part of life, as is everything else that's dissapointing, so that goes without saying.
>>707327486
I tend to be awake when I post
How are you?
>>707327648
GOMEN NASAI ;-;
>>707327581
I'll give you a discount this time, but next time you better have 2
>>707327635
My favorite is probably my Vepr 12 or my Deagle Brand Deagle
>>707327648
Roll for lewds
>>707327255
I am never going to save this... ever
>>707327350
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
>>707327439
You didn't need dubs to confirm that :^)
>>707328123
Ignore those prude closet sluts. If you want to post lewds of you're waifu then post lewds of you're waifu.
back from doggo walk
should i nap or not?
>>707327991
Also awake
>>707328156
Can't post what I don't have
>>707328178
Missing out
>>707328156
okay why the vepr 12
>>707328359
there
he
is
>>707328481
Post lewds you reformed shit posting slut.
>>707328223
O oke, ty niceposter~
>>707328359
All yunoposters need naps to fuel their murder energies
>>707328156
Ty ty please shoot her until she dies a dead death
>>707328359
Naps are good for you
>>707328538
>reformed
>>707328472
that didnt answer my question
>>707328560
im not sure what to say to you anymore
you seem to have a split personality
>>707328661
this is true
but talking to anons is also good for me
>>707328711
>tfw you can no longer post the .gif because it's larger than 2mb
FUCK YOU HIROSHIMA NAGASAKI
>>707328359
Nap
>>707328405
Because I'm a huge slavaboo, 25 round drums of 12 gauge is cool as hell, firing slugs from it will rekk anything and I've got the folding stock version so mine isn't cucked.
>>707328560
I will use my whole magazine on her and she will bleed out painfully
>>707328810
NAP
>>707328367
That's good enough, i guess
>>707328815
>When you need to find a lot of pictures again because they're too big
>>707328711
Wowe thats alot of smugs
>>707328810
Nonono plese dont be angry at me niceposter, there was another reiposter pretending to be me ;-; he admitted to it last thred but its ded nao
>>707328810
We'll it looks like you've reached a crossroads then. I think you should nap, I also think I should nap
>>707328810
ᶰᵃᵖ
>>707329012
what have u rekt with it?
>>707329012
>>707329131
>>707329148
the votes have been counted
i will nap
dont worry my naps are short, see you guys in a bit
>>707329050
alright i will give you the benefit of the doubt, since you are new, nice and have a cute waifu
>>707329333
Sleep well
>>707329189
Just paper.
I wouldn't use it for anything else though, because if I shot it inside it would go right through my walls
>>707329333
Have a good nap
Nice trips BTW
Sorry for replying this late
>>707321930(CC)
Well you still have kind of low hours on the game so i consider you as a new player. Glad to hear you like it tho!
>>707321999(Galil)
I'll still ask it every time we talk~
>>707329028
Also alive. Are you still alive?
>>707329333
Ty niceposter ily~ hav a cute nap
>>707329012
Thats good! A ded asuka is a gud asuka!
>>707329028
Yeah, I've resized a few of mine. But most of the images that are >2mb I just pass up now.
Maybe if they delete some of the other boards they will raise the size limit. Doubt it, but it's a thought.
>>707329574
Seems so, but i'm not certain
>>707329646
It'd be nice, especially considering i can only use one of my gifs
>>707329554
You're too nice Stella
>
>>707329577
Damn you're violent
What did Asuka do to you?
>>707329519
i didnt know u lived in a shotgun house
anyway i gotta go seeya round
>>707329748
Maybe when WebM becomes more available and easier to produce we will see more of them.
I'm using WebMForRetards and it works pretty well. You can set an limit on file size so if you tweak proportions and bitrate you can get some nice videos.
>>707329792
Asuka is a rudeposter and tried to steal my shinji
Everyone is nice except asuka
>>707329554
Hehe silly lateposter
>>707329827
I don't, but guns penetrate walls very easily
Goodbye
>>707329889
That's a very nice webm
Chii from Chobits
>>707330001
I dont know what a shinji is
>>707330112
Never seen you before, are you new to /waifu/?
P D
P'
>>707330248
A shinji is a sillyposter who wont get in the fucking robot
A shinji is also a sillyposter in the bleach series.
Welp, I'm back. What's happenin'?
>>707329792
A-Am i?
>>707330001
Silly green foot~
>>707330573
Hi! Where were you?
>>707330531
>Bleach
)P D
(P'
>>707330750
I was taking a shower and getting to a pizza cafe.
Now I am here and eating pizza.
Sage
>>707329889
Maybe, but i'm not so sure
>>707330248
post lewds
>>707330573
Hello, Crowd Control
>>707330531
Ah, OK
>>707330573
Nothing really
>>707330750
Yes you are very nice
>>707330944
No you post lewds
>>707330944
I think it will happen. GIF is old and busted. WeBM is new hotness.
>>707330750
Im gonna make your... your H-HEAD green! :c
>>707330780
I dont understand, you silly poster
>>707330837
Pizza waifu has been pleased?
>>707330944
Nice. Who is the crowd? I see no crowd.
>>707331014
I guessed that much.
>>707331072
Yes. Definitely.
Hi
>>707331014
No u
>>707331061
But it takes more effort to make them and everyone is a lazy asshole
>>707331075
I'd say this thread is enough of a crowd
>>707330837
Oh damn i would like to get a pizza too.
What do you have in your pizza?
>>707331014
So are you tbh
>>707331072
Oh why would u do that? Didn't you just say you are okay with your green foot?
>>707331236
Yuiko! Long time no see!
>>707331426
Salami. Also if there is a waifu for cigarettes, I am pleasing her too.
>>707331061
Kek'd
>>707331075
There's never anything going on here
>>707331391
My trips say otherwise
>>707331426
I'm just nice to my friends
>>707331236
Hello
>>707331391
That is why I mentioned WebM for retards. It's literally just
>Pick your source
>Define your output
>Crop
>Resize if necessary
>Go
And the results are pretty nice.
>>707331426
Definitely. I got a little vacation so I'll come here more often. But it's finals time so I'm studying my ass off on normal days
>>707331531
Hello
>>707331531
Nice singles
>>707331543
Maybe i should make a few
Could a gif be the source?
>>707331426
I just want to have a nice time and i cant do that with greeb feet slander the only way to redeem myself is for you to be green as well
Hurry up with that new thread, Rei
>>707331592
How's your school stuff going?
>>707331806
Sorry, I dropped my trips over HERE
>>707331806
Looks like it, but most gifs are only a few frames.
WebM is more for videos.
