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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707286733
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
still here
Fast as fuck boi.
are you guys ready
https://youtu.be/ZQcMa0zxhLQ
I will just sit here and watch the good taste in waifus flow.
Claimed famalam
>>707311715
Go to sleep.
>>707312303
Dank choice, bro.
Show me your best songs
>>707312558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW7uvYz9yjA
>>707312396
I'm not feeling exactly well.
I couldn't sleep, I still can't.
>>707312558
A Chilean classic.
>Yeah, we know what music is.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f03NuErDCcs
>>707312558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCVGEo2u86o
>>707312336
*tip fedora
>>707312558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNCTH4gQJ-Q
>>707312667
No sleep krew!
>>707312667
Well, you can at least try.
I need to leave now.
I hope you'll feel better soon.
>>707312558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSggtXbusdE
Claimed cute bearsuit lain
>>707312558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXdqwiD5_fM
Claiming my nigger btw
>>707312877
Have an obsession with him.
>>707312654
10/10
>>707312667
8/10
>>707312705
7/10
>>707312784
Nice/10
>>707312838
8/10
>>707313024
>Getting the worst rating
>Dying inside
>>707313024
im not sure what a nice/10 is but i think its good
representing windmill country
>>707312558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xzU9Qqdqww
>>707313127
7.9/10
>>707313187
I'd say it's between 7 and 8.
>>707313127
"nice" isn't necessarily a real rating
Blueberry head claim
>>707313256
>Jumping from 7/10 to 7.9/10
>>707312558
Well, since me and Breeki just went on a nostalgia trip, have a fucking list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-SQGOYOjxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OljUFBypUgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxKA1uETxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
And because I'm me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mUJK2RPmYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0
>>707312765
We're the poplar kids.
>>707312780
Alright, appreciated.
Good luck, Togame.
>>707313396
German Shiro from ages ago?
>>707313569
So much to listen.
Time to start I guess.
>>707313292
you are awake early
good morning
>>707313436
hey there
>>707313656
Sure is, though I usually still am online in the evenings.
>>707312705
I adore this one, but Out of Control will always be the best to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqcw5KZMjrU
>>707313569
>Say it Ain't Say
>>707313725
Oh trust me, there could be A LOT more. But i have to pack up and switch to mobile. If I had time, I could probably character cap my post with songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUxrpIwuQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTGr5t3MoY
>>707313911
Hey, you remember that night. We could do this shit for HOURS!
Waifu of my life
>>707313750
Early than I'd like to be, but about the same time as usual. How was class today?
>>707313780
Oh, glad to hear it's really you.
I had the idea that you were kill a long time ago, but it was just shitty schedules.
How have you been?
Tatsuta claimed
>>707314166
Hello niceposter
>>707312753
Hello there fellow waifuposter. May I ask why you are talking about this hat in particular ?
>>707314166
oh alright, didnt know you always woke up this early
got a lot of classes today?
it was a short day, only one real class but i did some studying in the library
>>707313750
>>707314354
Sorry for the mislink, I'm a retard today, GO HILLARY
>>707314303
Ruri is a cute
Permission to fug?
>>707314593
oh its quite alright
you voting for a fellow retard?
>niceposter
thats sweet of you
>>707314693
I would've voted for you but you're not running
>>707312101
Excuse me, but why do you always start these threads with the worst girl?
>>707314830
kek, thanks for the laugh
its true though
hows the foot?
>>707314877
>worst girl
sachi is not makina
>>707314955
I'm sorry for saying that... I didn't mean it... My has big green puss bubble growing... I don't know what to do.
>>707315085
Go to a doctor
>>707314955
Hillary is smarter than donald trump.
>>707315085
its fine kek, i know it was merely a prank
thats kinda nasty, listen to papa anon>>707315178
go see a doc
>>707315227
you tagged the wrong post my friend
i was just joking around i know nothing of American politics
>>707314303
I feel like shit and went home early, hence the early claim. But besides that I'm doing good. Got some really dank shiro pics.
How are you?
>>707315178
I can't drive because my foot can't press down.
>>707315367
I'm only kidding, retard. I'm not the same Rei poster you were talking to. byeee
>>707314354
Hello! I don't think we've talked before, how are you this morning?
>>707314520
Thankfully no, just german in about an hour and a half. Usually have Writing too but that was cancelled today.
>>707315367
Everyone should know that someone with gorvernment experience than a dicey businessman
>>707315457
Is public transit ah option? Call a taxi? Call a friend, parents, siblings?
I am slightly confused by how so many people know each other here. Well I guess I am gonna be the typical newfag.
>>707314593
Weirdposter
>>707315577
Newfags are always welcome, Poi.
Is it okay to uss cream soda in my reeses puffs because i'm out of milk? Cream soda has cream right?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707315577
Just get naked. Everyone loves that.
>>707315716
That's not how it works, but okay
>>707315718
>>707315670
Oh how nice of you! I was already getting ready for defending myself from angry anons.
>>707315718
Hey Syndra
Wtf the other reiposter is being rude and is pretending to be me. I only post rebuid rei
>>707315465
Sorry i mislinked you, but hello~
>>707315085
this wasnt me ;-; my foot is fine the wound closed up yesterday but it still hurts to walk a little bit
>>707315716
that sounds horrible go get milk
>>707315716
Yes.
>>707315718
Syndra.
>>707315832
Some will be a tad rude, but most of us here are pretty accepting. Especially if you've got common interests.
>From Bote to Gun?
Assuming you don't have an actual waifu, anon?
>>707315893
It's fine. You're somewhat new, right? Or am I confusing you for someone else?
>>707315832
Hello FNC, how are you doing?
And no sachi i am not yours
>>707316115
>>707316248
mine
>>707316115
Yes im new. I only started posting a few days ago. But thanks to rude rei all the waifuposters think i have a green foot now
>>707316022
Never had anything I got attached to too hard.
Can't really say I have a waifu except maybe that one time I was obsessed with Kanade.
>>707316115
I am good, thanks for asking.
>>707316248
Yeah but you're mine
>>707315919
I don't feel like going to the store
>>707316022
Good I'm hungry
>>707315806
According to the tsun, Makoto it is
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>707315806
>>707315855
>>707316022
Hello.
new blank banshee
>>707316312
Hmmm, well it'd be best to find one if you're gunna be claiming. Some people will jump on you for it.
>>707316425
DONGPASU!
>>707316445
I am not tsun!
>>707316471
Make the train on time?
>>707316445
It's your diabetes friend, do as you please
>>707316445
then just eat them plain or with water
>>707315394
Well, you're home early, so there's that.
Hopefully you'll feel better soon, and you'll be able to enjoy the rest of the day.
I'm doing alright, it's already 9 AM and I still can't sleep. It's somewhat frequent by now, though.
>>707315577
I tend to have a ton of problems remembering people in these as well.
Don't feel bad.
>>707316560
Still staying with Kanade.
>>707316560
That was yesterday and no.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>707316771
>
>>707316308
Ah, welcome then! I'm pretty new as well though. Don't know if your foot was hurt before but glad it's fine now if it was.
>>707316258
>>707316560
Did that post say dong pics? Pretty sure that post said dong pics
>>707316278
hey look, it's sachi
>>707316308
But do have a green foot?
Oh, and hi!
>>707316445
No, don't you dare to start that too.
>>707316720
Actually no. I will see through my heart for one right now. Sounds fucking philosophical and shit. But I am simply not the kind of person to like anything really.
>>707316720
Alright, that works then. Enjoy your stay!
>>707316771
I'm a day late. Typical.
>>707316868
NO DONG NO!
>>707316560
Whatever you say, little cutie.
>>707316471
How are doing, Syndra-senpai?
>>707316927
Start what?
Telling the truth~?
>>707317031
Too late, Tsun
How's everybody else?
>>707316927
stella mine
>>707317093
I am not cute either.
>>707317242
I am not tsun you pangendered puffin loving fruitbowl!
Okay I found a folder full of her. She is my waifu now. What do you even count a waifu?
>>707316927
We all know you're mine~
(just roll with it)
>>707316560
Spotted the cutie
To bad I have to go ;-;
Tfw you realise life is nothing but misery
>>707316711
Is your schedule fucked up or do you not sleep at all anymore?
>>707316822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>707317559
tfw suppress this knowledge for rest of life
>>707317559
>life is nothing but misery
Until you find your waifu
カラミチーマス
>>707317700
You can try. But every time you take a drink, you'll always know you're doing it to suppress the knowledge that life is a cruel joke. Knowing that every sip of liquor brings you closer to the inevitable death you face and that nothing you ever did will ever matter
>>707317745
The waifu I will never be able to meet until I one day welcome the warm embrace of death
>>707317526
i guess as long as its not 3d
>>707317093
>>707317284
>>707317529
Oh well, guess i belong to everyone then.
So, what are you planning to do for the rest of the day?
>>707318101
Work and games.
>>707318101
stalking you
>>707317529
Not cute!
>>707318101
>Mine
:^)
>>707316822
Ty!
>>707316927
My foot is normal ;-; its not green
>>707317668
I just screwed my schedule up.
It'll eventually fix itself, no worries.
What has gotten you feeling down, by the way?
>>707318168
Oh, what games?
>>707318258
So nothing out of the ordinary.
>>707318328
I gave up already.
>>707318386
Don't worry, i believe that u have a green foot even if others won't~
>>707315457
im so lost
not even gonna bother anymore
>>707317526
is this new or old CC?
>>707318729
Just some GTA V and maybe CS GO. But the net in my city is shit so no CS.
>>707318800
That is the old one if I know correctly. I found the folder just like 15 min ago. I guess time to bring my waifu back.
>>707318576
tadaima
>>707318729
B-but ;-;
>>707318576
Well, I guess then there's nothing to worry about. Maybe just go a day without sleeping, should fix things.
Just a flu. Spend most of the day discharging various body fluids from numerous body orifices, but I do feel a bit better now.
>>707318955
UK CC?
>>707319319
It's obviously not. Why even ask?
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>707319319
What is a UK C.C.? Could you explain?
>>707318955
GTA V is the best game to play if you have like 3 friends with you playing it.
>>707319223
It'll be okay just trust me~
>>707319372
A guy can hope
>>707319485
If I have to explain, then you aren't him :(
>>707319521
True. That is why I play it on the big screen at the bar after work. A bunch of friends are there to drink with me.
>>707319564
Sorry to disappoint. :\
>>707319485
New CC?
>>707319521
Hello Stella
>>707319521
I criiiii
>>707319670
That's okay, your can never disappoint me as much as myself
>>707319816
Thats a very good hat
Claiming Felix
Good morning /waifu/
>>707319816
I guess.. I mean I just found the folder from ages ago.
>>707319858
Same here.
>>707319900
Good morning, did you sleep well?
>>707318955
so you are new?
idk if you are being confusing or i am being retarded
>>707319318 (You) (You)
Gute Besserung
>>707319956
I am being retarded and confusing. I am new yes. Sorry for confusing everyone here. :P
>>707319888
Those are very good digii
>>707319900
Good morning Felix <3
>>707319932
OK, cool.Welcome to /waifu/ I guess
>>707319956
Hey Tsun Yun
>>707317462
Only a tsun deals in petty insults
>>707320056
oh its fine
welcome then, as you can see CC had quite a status here
but nice waifu either way
>>707320089
sup galil
enjoying your day off?
Yuno kill me
>>707320089
Thanks mate!
>>707320183
Thank you too.
>>707320183
I just woke up, but so far its going good.My sister is going out of town for a week so she gave me all the perishables from her fridge
>>707320284
So edgy
>>707320284
never sacho
>>707320306
might i ask why you took CC as your waifu?
>>707320089
Thank you niceposter, i love it when my trips are checked ~
>>707320284
Y-you dont really want that!
>>707319670
I meant it more like on computer online but i guess that works too. Also welcome to /waifu/!
>>707319816
Well hello Galil!
Did you eat enough oatmeal back then?
>>707319820
I know it's hard but just tell them that you have a green foot and if they won't believe you just tell me~
>>707319900
Morning Felix!
>>707320382
I'm not Sachi
>>707320399
Yes I do
>>707320399
I don't have a reason to live, but I don't have a reason to die. If someone else kills me, no problems
>>707320399
Good, because I'm about to check those dubs as well.
Checked
>>707320448
Yes, I'm going to eat some cereal in just a minute as well
>>707320493
No you don't Sachi
>>707320493
Then show why not your waifu.
What's up guys ?
>filename
>>707320579
Not Sachi
>>707320592
Because data
>>707320448
But my foot isnt green, pinkheadposter :'c why are you doing this to me
>>707320493
I wont let her kill you! I'll use my eva to carry you away every time she tries to do a kill on you
>>707320562
But i love you
>>707320579
Oh wow im so happy~
>>707320354
nice, gonna plunder that shit?
>>707320493
right
then why are you depressed and ask for my attention?
checkmate sacho
>>707320623
baguette?
havent seen you in a long ass time
>>707320652
>noticed
>>707320382
I don't mind. She was kind of cute I guess in the anime and never gave a shit about anyone except Leloush. Just the personality and the long green hair is what got me to like her. And that was like a year or two ago. I did find the folder filled with her on my PC just like 30 min ago.
>>707320448
Thanks Stella. And I do not play much online because of my job. But whenever I get the chance I play some CS and stuff.
>>707320652
SMUGS YOU LITTLE SHIT!
What's it like living in Texas?
>>707319954
Wish I could have gotten some more sleep, but i slept fairly well i guess
>>707320089
Good morning Galil-chan <3
>>707320663
what data?
>>707320691
Your don't know who I am
>>707320354
>>707320382
Know who I am though
>>707320742
Because I'm not Sachi
>>707320862
This data
>>707320789
>What's it like living in Texas?
Hot.
Yuno heal my crippling depression
>>707320932
Chen.
>>707320652
I spotted you~
>>707320932
I dont need to know! I-I'll find you and carry you away from the kill attack!
>>707320788
thats a pretty valid reason i guess
she is pretty cute
what made you decide to start posting on this thread?
dont get me wrong i enjoy all the company i can get
>>707320932
you are being a real shit you know that
tell me who you are you spic
>>707321071
Hello Sachi, tell them I'm not you
>>707321086
They say there's a little Chen in all of us
>>707320965
Is that all? Sounds like here. Maybe I'll consider moving there after all.
>>707321182
What they say is true
>>707320623
Hey dude
Cute gif
>>707320652
God damn it Smugs don't tease me like this
>>707320663
>>707320932
I don't know though
>>707320691
Sorry, but I can't check singles.
>>707320742
Yeah boi, I'm getting some free food and shit
>>707320851
So you got any plans for today?
>Besides being cute as all hell
>>707321153
Hello Kalashnikov
>>707320623
The sky.
>>707321159
I was lurking on /b/ and searching for the map games that anons make, all ready with my Bob pics and stuff. But then I saw one of the /waifu/ threads and thought I might take a look. Found out people here have a better taste in them than /a/. So I am here now. Fuck /a/.
>>707320579
Wow, hope you eat well in the future too! I'm gonna ask you every once in a while have you eaten properly.
>>707320691
No now you're only lying to yourself. Hey, it's not that bad. Nobody is perfect you know. And i am supporting you because i want to~
>>707320788
How much have you played csgo? I mean i have played it too much so i want to know.
>>707320851
>not answering ;_;
>>707321234
i'm not smug though. he can give you more.
>>707321182
your me
>>707321234
Hey senpai
>>707321289
Nothing really, just gonna go to school, then my mom is gonna take me to my eye doctor appointment because i really fucking need glasses
>>707321366
I'm sorry, I didn't see yours
>>707321457
This isn't nice
>>707321366
98 hours as Steam says. Dunno if true. I played more than that surely. But won like 6 competitive matches and am level 9 or 10.
>>707321182
>>707321086
when i close my eyes at night i can hear her h0nking sometimes but i can never see her
>>707321289
Its ok my singles are boring and stupid i wouldnt want you to check them anyway .///.
>>707321366
Your dubs are comfy i guess i can live with a green foot afterall
>>707321289
morning galil
>>707321572
Nice try sachi
>>707321409
Ah, well thanks anyways.
>>707321481
Hey Kitten. That didn't last long, eh?
>>707321086
>Chen
>I was only 28 years old
>I loved Chen so much, I had all the screenshots and pictures
>I pray to Chen every night before bed, thanking him for the tumors I’ve been given becasue of him
>"Chen is an oldfag" I say; “Chen is totally not cancer”
>Fellow posters hear me and call me cancer
>I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Chen
>I called then newfags
>They bully me and sends me to reddit
>I’m crying now, I dont like reddit
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a putrid smell is moving towards me
>It’s Chen
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my thread.”
>He grabs me with his tiny hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chen
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>Its not even hurting, cause his dick is so small
>I cant feel my butt tearing, as my eyes start to water beacause I cant really feel him inside
>I push against his force, but he falls casue he`s so puny
>I want to please Chen
>He screams in a mighty sperg-storm as he fills my butt with his cancer
>Other posters stare akwardly at us
>Chen looks them straight in the eyes and says “I was here first you newfags.”
>Chen leaves through the window
>Chen is an oldfag. Chen is totally not cancer.
>>707321153
>>707321167
since when are european day threads filled with so many qt's
>>707321289
living the poor life
i know the feeling
why are you at your sister's anyway if i may ask
>>707321356
yea true /a/ is fucked
although im not a huge anime guy, watched some but only pretty standard ones
any i absolutely have to watch?
>>707321086
How am I supposed to be decent human being when there are people like CHEN and other normie scum who are cancer and they do not belong here and should be hanged on his colon and decapitated and raped and watch his penis being blended and made eat his shit with his cum and shot in the knee and fucked by his dog while its on fire, gosh I hate you normies, where are the tendies.I mean, Im not a wage slave and you are all just NORMIES and do not understand us robots, we are the master race, being held down by chad and the roasties, only our mummies get it, and all of you are just cancer and this is my thread and you are just coming here because of I said so and I can make you all normies leave if I want to, so DONT make me angry you nigger faggot cunts or I`ll make your death so painful you might just hope for you dying and Im gonna jack off to your death cunt.
>>707321086
Gomenasai, my name is Chen-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Oldfag (A person who is using 4chan for a long time for you newfags). I draw Dicks and More Dicks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior cancerous games. (Roblox, Minecraft, FNAF)
I train with my cousin`s dick every day, this superior dick can cut clean through my anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dick on earth. I earned my shitposter license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak 1337 fluently, both 9gag and the reddit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100%
When I get my 4chan pass, I am moving to my mothers basement to attend a prestigious 4chan skool to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an mod for the /b/ board or a janitor!
I own several Guy Fawkes masks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my mothers basement, so I can fit in easier. I bow to our mods and janitors and speak 1337 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck as 4chans admin!
>>707321693
Now real Chen is here
>>707321481
It's okay i am used to it. So, what are your plans for the day?
>>707321526
Oh you're that new to the game! I have about 3000 hours or so.
Well, is csgo good so far?
>>707321533
Now we're talking! I knew you could do it~
>>707321086
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me,you normal-kin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Albanian Furry Friends of Fury, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on animal shelters, and I have over 300 confirmed dogs who I fucked. I am trained in gorilla hugs and I'm the top furry in the entire US zoophillia forces. You are nothing to me but just another pillow to dry hump. I will wipe my fursuit with your blood with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, bark my words. You think you can get away with being so anti-furry to everyone and me over the Internet? Think again, big boy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of furry friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your heterosexuality. You're fucking gay and furry now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fill your love-pudding cave with my fur you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love-giving, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Autism Awarness Fundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dick clean, you friend. If only you could have known what unholy buttocks rubbing your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you meanie. I will shit furry porn all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking me and Im fucking you, kiddo.
>>707321086
[...], my name is Necron-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old Cadian Necron Immortal (Those of the Necrontyr who served in the military before the biotransfere for you inferior races). I draw plans for new necron weapons and new types of scarabs on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Necron games. (Punch the Eldar, Kick the Eldar, Destroy the Old Ones)
I train with my gauss blaster every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through Space Marine because it is folded a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the galaxy. I earned my Immortal license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Necrontyr fluently, both Hyrekh and the Kayra dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Necron history and their code of hate, which I follow 100%
When I get my flesh turned into necrodermis, I am moving to the nearest tomb world to attend a prestigious Necron School of Killing Every race,especially Eldar to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Lord or an Overlord!
I own several pieces of necron`s body, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the tomb world, so I can fit in easier. I bow to every machine and servitor and speak Necrontyr as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck as a Necron!
>>707321086
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
>>707321086
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.
>>707321732
Hmm. Steins Gate? Watched too much to give advise though.
>>707321778
Yes it is good. And I am not that new, just don't have the time to play it. When I am at home most of the time I just sleep.
>>707321234
I am from Texas, I can confirm it is exactly the same as wherever you are, but hotter and better.
>>707321366
I normally eat, I just haven't felt like it lately
>>707321481
Get some sexy glasses
>>707321533
Stop making me Czech em
>>707321578
How's it going this fine Monday morning?
>>707321732
I'm just getting the food, I'm going to check on it on Thursday as well though.
>Galil
>>707320742
No you don't
>>707320789
>>707320965
This. And where I live, humid too
>>707321120
I'm not here~
>>707321167
Digi-sword
>>707321289
No u. I do what I want
