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Uh oh
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Timestamp
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God speed op
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WHY7455
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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Fuckin hell OP
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>>705824654
Staph
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>>705824654
>Its poking out
FUCK THIS SHIT FUCKING CHRIST
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>>705824654
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>>705824654
If you're not the real OP I swear I'll stick my wet finger in your ear and shit on you.
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>>705824654
I love this
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Godspeed OP Godspeed
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if tripz I eat my own shit on skype
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>>705824654
If all else fails, a razorblade should do the trick
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>>705824654
Wtf,the pimple was in the head not in the balls
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>>705824654
can we all just take a minute to appreciate that OP SHOVED A FUCKING RUST PIN INTO HIS FUCKING INFECTED DICK
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>>705824928
i don't remember seeing this one in the other thread
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>>705824654
What did I miss? What's the significance?
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Story?
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first dubs of thread
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>>705824222
CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.CUT THE DICK. WIDEN THE HOLE.
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>>705824654
MY GOD
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>>705824866
IT BEGINS AGAIN
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>>705824654
Is this still a get thread though
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>>705824654
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>>705825076
What fucking thread were you in, fag?
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This is exactly the reason why I stopped coming to /b/. 45 minutes later and here I am watching some guy try pop a blackhead on his dick with a dirty safety pin.
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>>705824725
fuck outta here with those singles
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Finally opening up
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>>705824654
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QUAAAADS
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>>705825093
God fucking speed
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>>705825179
Pot calling the kettle black. Check these, coach.
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op do it fgt
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>>705825188
it literally looks no different OP..
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>>705825188
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>is this a getz thred too?
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>>705825129
op found a babby nigger growing on his tiny dick and hes trying to abort it
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>>705825150
ye fam
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>>705825188
Good God Almighty
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>>705825188
>88
SQUEEZE THAT JEWISH DICK
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>>705825031
HE DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH
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>>705825129
Dude has a massive blackhead on his dick and is trying to pop it.
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>>705825188
why cant i stop salivating?
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i call trips
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>>705825129
Round three of a get thread. Oh, and OP is popping cancer out of his dick.
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>>705825122
huge blackheads in OP's shaft
previous threads turned into massive GET threads
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>>705825175
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
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Just cut it out like they do on the YouTubes.
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Like fucking with you guys but now I'll be serious
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>>705825188
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DO IT
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>>705825188
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>>705825252
no dubs, but nice numerals, really made me think
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>>705825188
I have no words anymore OP
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>>705825188
Squeeze that nugget op
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>>705825272
Keck
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>>705825157
The original one
It was in The fucking head
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>>705825333
Nice Trips
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>>705825179
It's finally happening.
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>>705825122
This is the third thread we've gone threw waiting too see what is in his dick.

Also the most dubs trips and quads EVER
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I was hoping to masturbate to a creep shot thread but this was just too fucking good to watch
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>>705825396
The horror son!
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>>705825396
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>>705825093
Witnessed
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Someone has the first pic?
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trip me
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>>705825428
Not the head...
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>>705825333
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>>705825188
>>705825396
>>705825399
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>705825531
Just poasted it m8

>SEE
>>705825536
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5555
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Yum
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>>705825396
I think my dick is thanking me that I've never done anything like this to it.
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Jam that safety pin in there and mix it up like some kind of fucked up smoothy and then squeeze it all out onto a plate and snort it.
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OP, stop being a faggot and squeeze whatever is in there out. And post a webm. Fucking popaholic here.
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if dubs, OP will contract an infection from using a dirty safety pin and have to get his penis amputated
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>>705825599
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>>705825272
At least pus has value because it is evidence of the body's immune response fighting infection. Baby niglet obsolete farm machinery have no value.
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>turd trips incoming
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As a person who just had a cyst removed yesterday in the ER and it's still oozing pus and blood today praying the antibiotics are going to kick in, this is unnerving but I can't look away.

No. I'm not posting pics of mine (also it's in my forearm/elbow area).
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>>705825599
dub dubs
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>>705825665
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>>705825367
Ahh. Life is good here in /b/. I feel content and happy with op's decision to share this experience with us. I hope we can all contribute one day the way op is.
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>>705825681
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>705825681
oh fuck yes
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>>705825633
The dubs have spoken
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>>705825681
THERE WE GO
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OP your dick is dead sorry for your loss
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>>705825599
waited too long, nice one though
>get 777
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>>705825681
ouh yeah
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>>705825681
OH SHIT
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>>705825681
Ahhhhhhhh
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>>705825681
SQUEEZE NIGGA!!!
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>>705825188
Jesus christ
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OMFG, cut this fucker off already.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw
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>>705825689
What if I get dubs? Will you post then?
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>>705825681
GOOD.
FUCKING.
LORD YES.
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habbening
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>>705825681
HE DELIVERED BOYS
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>>705825681
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All these gets...
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>>705825688

>turdle dubs
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>>705825681
HNNNGH
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>>705825681
eat it
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>>705825822
he has to!
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>>705825681
Oh god, i could feel the barf flowing up my throat
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>>705825681
WHOALLY FUCKK
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>>705825853
And I get these...
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>>705825681

GO ON!
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QUINTS GET
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>>705825681
man i bet that stinks
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>>705825188
HEIL HITLER... I meant MR DICK PIMPLER!
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>>705825681
FINALLY
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>>705825822
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trips
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>>705822000>>705821999>>705821888>>705821800>>705821788>>705821711>>705821644>>705821333>>705821166>>705821100>>705821099>>705821044>>705820922>>705820888>>705820477>>705820000>>705819799>>705819644>>705819355>>705819344>>705819311>>705816099>>705815622>>705812955>>705812911>>705812411>>705822188>>705822266>>705822300>>705822311>>705822355>>705822499>>705822599>>705822900>>705822922>>705822955>>705822966>>705823099>>705823199>>705823300>>705823322>>705823333>>705823400>>705823411>>705823422>>705823500>>705823577>>705823611>>705823677>>705823788>>705823800>>705823844>>705823900>>705824044>>705824055>>705824077>>705824222>>705824799>>705824800>>705825244>>705824866>>705825399>>705825377>>705825333

PRAISE KEK FOR THIS TREAT THAT IS OP
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let us keep the dubs flowing
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>>705825822
>>705825822
Still no. It's pretty gross and I don't feel like going through the hassle.
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>>705825681
Probably smells so bad
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Please include me in the screencap if there is one
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>>705825843
Thats not delivered yet, equivalent of being shown underboob instead of tits
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>>705825681
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>>705825822
>>705825689

DON'T BE A PUSSY. HE GOT THE DUBS. POST IT.
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This thread is Dick Pick and Dubs!
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get 999
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>>705825706
how long before stonetear shoots himself 5 times in the head with a double barrel shotgun??
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>>705825681


That's a hefty blackhead for a dick blackhead.
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>>705825681
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>>705825681
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>>705825681
I didn't know that it could be even possible
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>>705826000
Trips, must be
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>>705826034

For you.
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Kek
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Jesus Christ OP please post more pics or a video of this glorious juicing
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123
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>>705826034
not as hefty as these repeating numbers
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>>705826000
witnessed
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check e'm
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>>705825681
<ZITGASMS HEAVILY>
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222
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check em
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>>705826171
JESUS FUCK IT'S BIG
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>>705826130
>Not naming it after Mr. Pimple Dick
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>>705826171
SQUEEEEEEEZE NIGGA I WANNA HEAR IT POP THROUGH MY MONITOR
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Squeeze and use the pin.
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>>705825894
I'm eating Corn Twists
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Christmas dubbed early this year.
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>>705825956
thansk for notcing my dubs man
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Who knew that this much happiness could be derived from a blackhead on some dude's dick and repeating digits.
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Yumm
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>>705826171
I guess you could say that blackhead is in a tight pinch
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>>705826171
What are you waiting for??
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>>705826171
Tweezers!!! NOW!!!
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>>705826171
Come on faggot, ONE LAST BIG PUSH
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SO IS THIS HOW YOU'RE GETTING A JEW DEGREE HA?
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>>705826171
Just squeeze the poor inflated bastard out already
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>>705826171
This nigga is honey dicking us
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>>705826171
Hot
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300
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>>705826149


Yeah, you're right.

>>705826171
Go in for the kill already. Do I need to come over and pop it the rest of the way for you?
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333
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Oh my god. I dont want to, but I NEED TO SEE A WEBM. Op, quit being a pussy.
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jew
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>>705826278
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>>705826256
I'm eating ice cream.
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>>705826171
You must go on
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>>705826278
The internet is an amazing invention
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>>705826284
You're not even trying Carlos
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USE BOTH THE PIN AND SQUEEZING. USE THE PIN ON THE PIMPLE WHEN IT LOOKS ITS BIGGEST
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>>705826284
fuck off carlos
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>>705826171
Squeeze that shit as hard as you can, or say bye bye to your peepee
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>>705825681
ill fucking puke if u eat that
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Sleep tight, pimple dick
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>>705826171
Squeeze it as hard as you can until you get all the shit out you filthy nigger

Oh wait... youre a nigger. All of you is shitskinned stank garbage
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can someone round up all these repeating numbers into a mega get cap with a sprinkling of capt pimple dick?
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>>705825421
fuckin lost
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>>705826453
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>>705826171
Hydraulic press that motherfucker!
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its 3.20 am and im rolling for dubs
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>>705825688
Dookie dubs
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Rollin in new thread
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anyone else here edging?
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>>705826542
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CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT
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Quads INBOUND
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>>705826171
Oh lord.
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>>705826439
Rolling for this
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>>705826452
helloh goys and welcom to de hydrolick press channel
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>>705826497
4:20, know the feel
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>>705826452
Put red hot nickel ball on this nigger!
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>>705826439
It's a high traffic thread, it's really no big deal. Anyone can get dubs at this point.
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How do we go about acquiring nigger babies on penis?
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>>705826518
Fuck it
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Fuck this. I'm out. OP is a faggot. He's toying with you all. I'm glad I wasn't around for the previous threads. For when this ends up on reddit: Fuck you reddit fags.
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god damn it OP post faster
jesus christ
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>>705826574
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>>705826543
edging these dubs
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Check me
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if dubs ill eat shit
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>>705826552
QUADS AND CUT
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>>705826497
>Today we Hydrooluck Press... Mah Dick
>It is very dangerous
>It could attack at any time
>So we must crush it
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Where is the rest
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>>705826600
You are correct
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GET
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6666
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I don't even want double dubs.
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Bitch ass op squeeze that shit
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OP has to get it ALL out or it will reform
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Eating a grilled cheese and loving this
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>>705826611
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>>705822000>>705821999>>705821888>>705821800>>705821788>>705821711>>705821644>>705821333>>705821166>>705821100>>705821099>>705821044>>705820922>>705820888>>705820477>>705820000>>705819799>>705819644>>705819355>>705819344>>705819311>>705816099>>705815622>>705812955>>705812911>>705812411>>705822188>>705822266>>705822300>>705822311>>705822355>>705822499>>705822599>>705822900>>705822922>>705822955>>705822966>>705823099>>705823199>>705823300>>705823322>>705823333>>705823400>>705823411>>705823422>>705823500>>705823577>>705823611>>705823677>>705823788>>705823800>>705823844>>705823900>>705824044>>705824055>>705824077>>705824222>>705824799>>705824800>>705825244>>705824866>>705825399>>705825377>>705825333>>705825399>>705825400>>705825599>>705825633>>705825688>>705825822>>705826000>>705826300>>705826355
NO MATTER THE FATE OF OP, THIS WILL ALWAYS BE A KEK WORSHIP THREAD
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I'm eating crisps and waiting for satisfying spot pop to stop me. I love watching that shit but it makes me feel ill at the same time
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Squeeeeeezeeeeee
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>>705826611
It's like he's a dubs king.
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>>705826611
Checked
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>>705826788
get
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Singles get
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>>705826051
>>705826060
>hivemind
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BY MY DUBS, YOU WILL POP
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>>705825333
He's not allowed to. If he does he fails his coming of age test.
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IT NOT FLUID WHAT THE FUCK
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>>705826600
No big deal is it?

Checked.
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>>705826497
Somewhere in the world, there's a university student getting up to write a thesis. Or a doctor making a breakthrough in his field. Or some artist having a seizure as he's stricken with inspiration.

And we're here losing our shit over OP and his unborn twin growing out his god damn foreskin.
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>>705826655
Double doubles! Noice.
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>>705826604
at least this is entertaining
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Get..
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I'm not entirely convinced you're doing EVERYTHING you could do to pop that zit.

smash it with a hammer
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888
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>>705826818
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>>705826229
>that's what she said
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>>705826818
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>>705826818
DIG INTO IT
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>>705826818
disgusting
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>>705826719
what.. you are supposed to check your dicks for similar things. That is what I am doing now!
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>>705826818
COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!
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>>705826818
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Just get it over with mate>>705826818
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>>705826818
YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO FINISHING IT OP
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>>705826818
HORY SHET
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>>705826796
Praise Allah
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>>705826769
Your fucking life is full of kek, you lingering summerfag.
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>>705826818
IT'S A BLACK HEAD NIGGER THEY'RE SOLID STATE. PUSH IT OUT YOU DICK!

GO GO GO! DEPLOY THE DICK CHEESE!
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Take these dubs and shove it
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>>705826818
SNORT IT
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>>705825031
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THIS IS SO GOOD
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>>705826818
Push that motherfucker out
MORE PRESSURE!!!
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>>705826611
>>705826577
>>705826655
>>705826600

czeched them for ya
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>>705826818
You might have to slice it a bit
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>>705826818
Never heard of dick cheese?
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DICK CHEESE
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>>705826818
PLEASE WE NEED A VIDEO OF THE FINAL MOMENT
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>>705826818
Crispy
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>>705826818
No. it's gonna be solid or mushy. Might have a rancid odor too
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>>705826818
Squish between fingers and smell tell us what it smells like
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>>705826818
Will he a hard white waxy feeling stuff.
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>>705826844
my trips agree
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>>705826818
the blackhead kept the hole open and it dried out
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>>705826818
of course it's not fluid you faggot, just squeeze it harder
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>>705826818
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>>705826818
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>>705826818
FULLY MATURE DICK CHEESE!
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Jesus fuck push that fucker out or rip your ding-a-ling
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>>705826818

CHEESE-ZIT


F U C K
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>>705826818
Omfg
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>>705826818
Hooolllyy shit. Moar. Dig moar out now op
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>>705826818
>Mom's spaghetti and chicken tendies
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>>705826818
Im out, fuck this nasty shit
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Dubs
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>>705826869
Try again!
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Op please. End our curiosity and pop it. Thank you

FAGGGSSSS
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one last get before i leave?
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>>705826818
The end of that thing is gonna be creamy
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>>705826818
EAT IT!
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>>705826818
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK EATTTTTT IT
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111
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>>705827064
Sure...
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>>705826920
its been summer for many years here in kek's sanctuary goy
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if dubs eat it op
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>>705826818
it was either a wart or some sort of cyst. if it comes back you have a wart
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>>705826818


That's because it's been in there a while. If you had noticed how black the crown of the blackhead was, you could tell how oxidized it is. The deeper in you go, the less solid the mass. With that being said, be careful. There's a chance it was there so long, that you'll heal with a giant divot in your foreskin and it'll heal as scarred flesh. It's not a huge deal, just thought it was worth mentioning.
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>>705826999
Yes Batman slaaaaaay
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>>705827091
More like the end is gonna make half the thread cream
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>>705826818
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tripo chipo man
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>>705826818

Not all zits are full of fluid. Sometimes it's a thick paste-like material.
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>>705827139
Roll for OP eating his unborn twin
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trips?
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I wat you to grab hold at the base and squeeze like you've never squeezed before.
This is an ebic bread
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>>705826924
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FUCK YES
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Some get while we wait.
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Dubs pls eat it
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>>705827157
I don't know about you, but after this it'd be a scar worth wearing.
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>>705824654
Oh no
He ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha hahaha ha

Tom Cruise, WHERE ARE YOU
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fucking disgusting
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>>705827250
HE DID IT
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bet you don't have the balls to put that dick cheese on your tongue
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>>705827250
>>705827250
Just when I was going to leave.
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>>705827250
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>>705827250
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>>705827250
Make sure there is none left!
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>>705827250
dubs to eat
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>>705826818
OP STORE IT SOMEWHERE!! A black shiny surface so we can enjoy it in detail.
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>>705827255
Witnessed
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>>705827250
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>>705827250
HE DID IT!!! NOW SNORT IT!!
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>>705827250
YAAAAAS
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>>705827250
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>705827066
too solid to pop, has to be scraped out
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>>705827255
OH SHIT
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>>705827250
Congrats OP
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>>705827250
BAH LA LA BBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJ LALALALALA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>705827250


There you go, just get under it and push.
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>>705827250
so that was some maggot living under foreskin ?
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>>705827250
Likes like it has old bay on its top kek
Eastcoastfags will know...
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PUT ME IN SCREENCAP
Also check'em
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>>705827250
tasty, eat if dubs
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>>705827250
Smell it.
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>>705826899
Ah yes, my dicks... Those are kept in check
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>>705827250
JESUS FUCK MAN
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dixout4OP
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>>705827250
Must smell like death....clean your fucking fingernails if your gonna open up shit on your dick ffs.
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>>705826818
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>>705827250
Medfag here. It's a sebaceous cyst on your penis shaft OP. Google it and compare the images to your own hack job with a rusty pin. Enjoy your inevitable infection and disfigurement. Nice work retarded faggot.
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OP DELIVERED OHHHHHHHHHHHBBBH
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>>705827250
SNIFF IT AND DESCRIBE THE SMELZ
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>>705827250

it's gonna come back eventually, OP

That's a cyst

I had one on my head, about the same size, and after a year of doing what you did multiple times, I cut my scalp with a scalpel and pull a small sac of this goopey shit out and only then did it never come back.
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>>705827250
That must feel so good
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>>705827250
Eat if dubs
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>>705827250
Holy shit
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>>705827404
404 dubs not found
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>>705827250
>>
555
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>>705827250
Please keep posting
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>>705827250
wow
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>>705826000
Please do not forget
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>>705827486
Reroll
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>>705827398
> my melanin enriched compatriot
It's like westcoastfags don't know what taste is.
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WTF OP YOU ABOUT TO DIE SOME SHIT
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>>705827467


That was just a blackhead, you oaf. I doubt you're really a medfag.
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>>705827472
so much this
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>>705827250
what does it taste like OP????????????
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>>705827177
>>705827255
my post will also be dubz
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>>705827250
Crush it between your fingers and then smell it, describe it!
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>>705825377
American horror story
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>>705827250
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666 cut it out
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>>705827250
insane in the /b/rain.
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>>705827250
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>705827475
>I had one on my head, about the same size, and after a year of doing what you did multiple times, I cut my scalp with a scalpel and pull a small sac of this goopey shit out and only then did it never come back.
I had one in my back and I also had to do this. It was really annoying until I dug the fucker out.
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I am not ashamed. This has been extremely satisfying. Good work, OP. Take care to sanitize and close the pore. Maybe a bit of cotton and tape is in order
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>>705827250
Please squish between fingers and shove up your nose
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>>705827250
Someone please put an alien head on that, stat
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666 get?
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6trips
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>>705827250
omfg
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666
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>>705827402
you have to get trips to be in the screencap
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Gg
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>>705827250
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>>705827467
>>705827475
It's a blackhead
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OP wasn't a fag today0
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>>705827250
I BET IT SMELLS LIKE TOENAILS x400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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>>705827250
Smell it for me please.
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>>705827600
Dubs have spoken.
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>>705827600
Dubs demands it
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quads?
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>>705827711
Ok
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>>705827565
Thanks for remembering me, anon
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>>705827711
I need trips then
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Eat it.
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OP, finish this up in a new thread.
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>>705827568
Right!! Holy fuck.
On the not so plus side. It straight up looks like a chunk of crab meat with oldbay.... thankfully summers over
Kek
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888
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>>705827157
Listen to him, OP. Anon is dickcheese PhD.
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9/28/16
The day OP got rid of his dick zit.
Good job OP, keep up the good work!
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>>705827250
holy shit
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NEW THREAD WHERE
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888
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>>705827600
DO IT OP
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888
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Is it smell very nice?
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>>705827898
Fucking loser
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>>705827250
Show the gaping hole of your pore.
>>
999
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bump limit reached you stupid homos why you spam so much
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Put me in the screencap nigga
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>>705822000>>705821999>>705821888>>705821800>>705821788>>705821711>>705821644>>705821333>>705821166>>705821100>>705821099>>705821044>>705820922>>705820888>>705820477>>705820000>>705819799>>705819644>>705819355>>705819344>>705819311>>705816099>>705815622>>705812955>>705812911>>705812411>>705822188>>705822266>>705822300>>705822311>>705822355>>705822499>>705822599>>705822900>>705822922>>705822955>>705822966>>705823099>>705823199>>705823300>>705823322>>705823333>>705823400>>705823411>>705823422>>705823500>>705823577>>705823611>>705823677>>705823788>>705823800>>705823844>>705823900>>705824044>>705824055>>705824077>>705824222>>705824799>>705824800>>705825244>>705824866>>705825399>>705825377>>705825333>>705825399>>705825400>>705825599>>705825633>>705825688>>705825822>>705826000>>705826300>>705826355>>705826577>>705826600>>705826611>>705826655>>705826844>>705826899>>705826911>>705826933>>705826999>>705827066>>705827177>>705827255>>705827333>>705827377>>705827600

KEK HAS SHOW HIS GRACE THROUGH THE GLORY OF OP. BLESSED THY OP. PRAISE KEK
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>>705827724
if it was a blackhead it wouldn't have extruded the way it did, it would have been one big mass.]

It's a cyst. But OP only has to worry about infection if he fucking dips his dick in coke or something
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>>705827250
THANK MR. DICK
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Snort that shit
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Put me in the screencap my nigga
Follow me on tumblr at tiddyandtiddyaccesories
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now post erection
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111
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>>705828065
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new thread?
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>>705827851
As fukken nasty as that correlation is, I could go for some crab right about now.

Or I could walk down the street and have an old lady at the market make me some fresh boiled shrimp.

>westcoastfags will never know this kind of bliss.
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