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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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>>705817639
Rolling for a general reading.
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If you respond to this post, you will gain all Reimu's powers. Let me tell you what they are.
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>>705817639
Boo! Hiya senpai, hey, is tarot kinda hard? It's just that I'm getting kinda amused with it.
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>>705817639
Trigonometry for me, oh boy
~fred
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Good evening, Shrine. :)
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Oh boy, a fortune!
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>>705817639
sup QT don't tell me you've forgotten about our date
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>>705817876
Not really. It's just relaying preset information and interpretting it in a way that makes sense in context.

>>705817761
Oh boy! Tell me what I won, Alex!
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I'll hop in to do a few tarot readings until I get bored or hungry

Standard rates apply: one hand per reading

I'll post Nagato this time
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>>705817639
I come for advice
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>>705817926
Hey, you're the newfriend girl! How are you?
>>705818045
So, it's learning the different meanings and convinations of those? What about the accuracy of the reads?
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>>705818005
That depends... When did we set up a date?
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Hello all. How are you guys?
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>>705818045
Reporting for hentai.
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>>705817639
You gigantic baka, you didn't have to make a thread for the third day in a row just because you got the day wrong the last two times!
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>>705817926
hi ophelia

>>705818269
hi kotori, other than being a bit tired im good. you?
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>>705818267
2 months ago?
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>>705817761
>the power to have cute feet
>the power to tell the future with decent accuracy
>the power to kiss and rub people's bellies really nicely, and make them love you
>the power to bake cake
>the power to teleport
>the power to create fruit from nothing
>the power to control trains
>the power to not be controlled by trains
>the power to swap your top and bottom lips
>the power to punch people in the face
>the power to skip lunch and not be hungry, but only if someone sucks your dick within a 71.290336 minute range from before and after lunchtime
>the power to have a brain
>the power to have cute feet
>the power to be bulletproof, unless it's Tuesday
>the power to shake hands with your nipples
>the power to breathe through your tear ducts, cry a mixture of cum, lava, and Sunny D, and know everyone's bust size with but a quick glance
>the power to have cute feet
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>>705818269
Im doing well, just procrastinating on my homework

>>705818281
oh boy, getting that started in thread 1, usually thats a second thread thing
~fred
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>>705818396
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>>705818381
Is this the icecream guy?
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>>705818396
>the power to control trains
>the power to not be controlled by trains
Good shit
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Reimu, I'm upset! My Aunt brought fast food for my sister and none for me, and I love fast food!
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>>705818186
That part is subjective. I don't really claim that it works or is accurate, I just tell people what the cards said. It's up to them whether they believe there's anything more to it than entertainment.

>>705818281
Lewd Reimu is usually late.
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>>705818118
I donate these dubs >>705818400
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>>705818505
I'm just an atheist.
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>>705818530
I know right
>>705818490
Someone's jealous because he's always being controlled by trains.
>>705818579
Late? No, no, no. They just spend a lot of time thinking about which image to start with. Got to start strong, you know?
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Is it wrong to have a crush on your best friend?
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>>705818700
Not really, thats actually pretty common
~fred
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>>705818611
I don't want your dubs
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>>705818700
Give me the deetz.
I want the deetz.
The deetz are the things that are wanted by the one that is me.
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>>705817639
im a fuckdick
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>>705818824
I've never drawn Neptune. I should draw her, but in what situation?
>>705818846
But, do you want the 1 that this post will end in?
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>>705818328
If I say I'm gonna be here Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, that's what people expect! And I'd hate to let them down just because I posted on one of the other days too!

>>705818381
>>705818505
Same question.

>>705818567
Wow, that sucks.
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>>705817639
Hello!

A new college year is starting, with new personnal challenges too. Can you tell me more about these and my future?

Thanks a lot for the hard work you're doing.

My name is Jacky.
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>>705818937
Uh, my finger slipped. I meant to say '7.'
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>>705818937
I'll get my own GET
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>>705818846
why won't you love me?

~fred
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I have arrived

How are you all doing?

-Sweet Roll
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>>705818883
>fuckdick has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "10".
you may be a fuckdick but at least you have good luck

>>705818966
>Jacky has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "7".
and you're good as gold
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>>705817639

tarot readings, lawl

dont be fooled, anons. the OP is a goddamn liar and a fucking PHONY
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A..ah hello I'm here for a reading.
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>>705819018
But, are you ever gonna' eat that watermelon you're always hugging?
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>>705819060
I'm sure I'll love if I got to know you

>>705819093
You're full of gluten
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>>705819172
Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh gives shitty fortunes and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>705818186
Yes, it's me. The newfriend or newfag, depending on what thread I'm on lol. I'm good! Work was awesome, except for my trip home. The whole bus ride home the rain didn't come, but as soon as I got to my last stop and started walking, it poured on me. :P How are you?
>>705818371
Hi Master Chief guy. :) Have you seen the Halo movie?
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>>705819225
Nu it's my pet
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>>705818579
You can fill that spot.
>>705818400
Fuck the rules.
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>>705819253
And what would you like to know?
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>>705819214
Re rollin > . <
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>>705819337
I want to eat it...
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>>705819214
>>705819394
I'll help roll for ya. Anything more specific?
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>>705819385
Absolutely. Please tell me a little about yourself, love
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>>705819093
Hello again, Sweet Roll. :) Looking forward to your gaming questions.
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>>705819400
I'm sorry but you can't... sorry
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>>705818937
Eating pudding of course, silly man of the hattan.
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>>705818966
>Nine of Wands (Reversed)
Someone is going to warn you about something, and you're not going to listen. Or maybe they already warned you.

>Justice
You're going to have to spend some time searching for equilibrium, but you'll eventually achieve it.

>Page of Cups (Reversed)
Unfortunately, it's going to mean you have to neglect something in your life, perhaps something important to you now, but not long-term.

>>705819018
What advice did you need?

>>705818616
Oh, in that case... If I remember right, you decided last time to take it back because you didn't see it working out. Isn't that right?
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>>705819617
How do I get Angelic to love me again
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>>705819466
M..maybe a reading on my future relationships and success in a career? I'm not too sure.. but i came here for a reason.. i was drawn here.
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>>705819301
i've seen legends, forward unto dawn and nightfall. havent seen the fall of reach yet even though i have it downloaded. i should really get around to watching it
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>>705819617
>Oh, in that case... If I remember right, you decided last time to take it back because you didn't see it working out. Isn't that right?
Thanks, just needed to know I've impacted someones life, no matter how small.
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>>705818858
She's my first really best friend and I love her a lot as my friend, we talk every day online and she's a few years older than me. I can't tell if I just really like her as a friend or if there are other feelings mixed in too. She already has a boyfriend though and I'd be too scared things not going right or us breaking up or all the other scary things that can happen in 3D relationships, so it probably wouldn't work out very well anyway...but, sometimes, I think about what it would be like if she took my first kiss and taught me how, and I feel really guilty about it.
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>>705819487
Well, I'm a college student in Kansas, and studying computer science. I play guitar a lot in my free time, and am currently repairing and refinishing a bass I recently purchased. I weigh 210 and am 6'2"
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>>705817639

i would like a tarot reading please. give it to me straight man

-guy that wants tarot reading
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Nothing like one of Reimu-chan's threads to make everything nice after failing that math exam. Heh.

- Cirno
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>>705819720
Oh! I saw the Forward Unto Dawn one, but not the others. Didn't even know there were more. I have never played Halo but that movie was so amazing. I got the biggest crush on Master Chief after that. :P
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>>705818700
Oh, doubles! Reimu, could I please have a reading for my relationship with my best friend?
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>>705819855
ehh you sound like everyone I've ever known online...
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>>705819803
I'd say wait until breakup and tell her you have feelings, other than that just let her know you value her happiness above all else
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>>705819253

Yes.

And?

>>705819488

I seem to be out of ideas at the moment, but when I do get one, I will ask it

I'm also going to try to not focus too much on games

-Sweet Roll
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>>705819301
Pretty good, you don't like getting soaked with rain water? Weird.
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>>705819974
well, I'm bad at describing myself without something to go from, anything you want to know in particular
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>>705817639
Does anyone know how to find a weed dealer. I have very little friends and I'm not that social but I want to try it.
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>>705819716
Well I got that neat get for ya, so I hope you find some answers you seek.
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>>705820097
Thank you anon-kun <3
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>>705820035
Gluten makes my tummy hurt...

>>705820070
Do you like animals?
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>>705820049
I do like the rain, but when I'm tired after work, the 30 minute walk home in it becomes trudging instead of walking. :P
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>>705819705
For that to work he'd have to have loved you at some point to begin with.

>>705819716
Well, the person who rolled for you got dubs, so here you go.

>Ten of Pentacles (Reversed)
Some kind of family conflict is coming up, if it's not happening already. It's gonna be a bitter one, and depending on your circumstances it might involve some kind of inheritance disagreement.

>The Empress
You'll receive guidance from a woman fitting this description:

A kind, capable woman. One who instills confidence in others. A beneficial influence. A strong role model. A woman who promotes and encourages the potential of those around her. A peacemaker and diplomat. An intelligent, calm, mature personality.

>Queen of Wands
Make that two women. The second one is like so:

An intelligent woman with a warm heart. She is admired for being self-made, having earned her standing in the world by way of her own hard work and talents. This experience makes her sensitive to the struggles of others she finds worthy. Courage, conviction, high ideals. A steadfast supporter. A woman who stimulates and teaches those around her.

>>705819773
Something you wanna talk about?
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>>705818371
I'm doing good myself. WoW is keeping me pretty busy. Do anything fun lately?

>>705818400
You should work on it! Procrastinating is no good, though I do it all the time.
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>>705820210
I love animals, my parents own currently 6 dogs, my sister has 2 cats, my dad has a snake, and I love them all. The only reason I don't have one is because they can be expensive and I live in a dorm which probably wouldn't be good for any type of pet.
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>>705820388
Currently working on it in bits and pieces
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>>705820210

Well, just don't eat me, or my vast collection of sweet rolls
/ – –\

-Sweet Roll
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>>705820320
He used to love me....

>>705820365
Hi Louise, how are you?
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>>705819617
Sounds like good and realistic stuff. I was actually warned about "things" by my older sister.

Thanks a lot Reimu! Have a nice day!

I-I wish lewd Reimu was here, I could donate a load right now...

-Jacky
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>>705820389
Ooohh how do you care for snakes?

>>705820489
-hugs you and squishes- hhehe
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>>705819878
>*hugs*
You'll get 'em next time!

>>705819906
>King of Wands
>Knight of Swords (Reversed)
>The World (Reversed)

Rather than explaining each card, I'm gonna condense this down since it took some stretching to relate it to your question.

...basically, they're destined to get with Chad instead of you in the near future. Sorry, Anonymous...
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>>705819559
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
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>>705819884
yeah that one was cool

>>705820388
well a new content patch for FFXIV was released yesterday so i've been having fun with that
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>>705820686
Just make sure they have a nice warm, usually humid habitat, clean their home about once every 1 or 2 weeks, and feed them regularl. Interaction is preferred but isn't necessary
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>>705820767
O-Oh. Haha

Well, that's what I expected, she already has a boyfriend after all, so maybe that's what that means, haha. Thank you anyway.
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>>705820936
Will it look at me if I call it's name? Like a dog?
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>>705820527
I'd be thrilled if you really cared.
>>705820767
Reimuuuuuu. I need some love. I'm lonely tonight!
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>>705821080
Probably not, snakes really don't have enough intelligence to understand language in even a primitive function
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I see you're working overtime
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Sometimes being called piggy turns me on if it's not in a mean way
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>>705820997
It's probably for the better. See her as a friend and you'll be better off. Find yourself a girl.
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>>705820479
That's good then!

>>705820846
Ah that sounds fun. I thought about playing FFXIV at times but never did.

>>705821154
Hello Reisen!
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>>705821154
I do care... I wouldn't talk to you if I didn't. Can we talk on Steam, please? I unblocked everyone

>>705821220
What do snakes understand?

>>705821246
Hi hi~

>>705821280
That's sad... no one should be called names like that
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>>705821283
I don't think I can. I'll just keep my feelings and stick with 2D for now, like always.
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>>705821154
I got you, cutie. Did you have any fun at all with that game, or was it just annoying?

>>705821246
Yeah, I thought yesterday was Wednesday...
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>>705821465
Scent, they are really good about scent, but they are mostly independent, so don't assume they will get too attached. If handled regularly, they become very docile.
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>>705821465
Yeah I used to think it was sad and mean but then I found out that some people have fetishes for fat people, so it's not always in a mean way, so then I thought it was okay
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>>705821567
Reimu, can you hold me too? Really close, so I can feel safe and comfortable and not lonely?
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>>705821485
I'd say that's a shame, but I do the same.
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>>705821642
I like a small snake... like 6 inches because I don't want it to wrap around my throat when I'm sleeping or something x.x

But I heard those things can get pretty big...

>>705821689
I think sub consciously you don't like being fat...
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>>705821465
Hi.

>>705821565
Hey Nep. How goes it?

>>705821567
Haha. Well I'm sure some people are happy to have 3 days of threads in a row

>>705821154
Why is bunbun lonely?
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>>705821246
should've inb4'd this

>>705821444
well if you ever feel like trying it out come over to the server hyperion and i'll help ya out
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>>705821642
Here's one caught in the wild that was very docile. A cottonmouth at that. :) I love this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp624ZE0m-c
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Okay

So what's the shrine's favourite genre of game?

I don't personally have a favourite, but one that I really like is open world racing, I just like driving around in them, trying to see how fast I can go, how well I can maneuver around the roads given, and wreaking as much havoc as possible in my super tank of a car (especially if there are cops and other cars)

-Sweet Roll
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>>705822011
How are you doing this evening?
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>>705821943
Maybe you're right. Maybe I really don't like being fat, but I'm just too lazy and like eating too much to lose weight, and I go to people with fat fetishes to feel liked and validated anyway.
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>>705821943
I mean, they usually kept in a cage, or aquarium. And unless you are caring for an anaconda or something fucking huge like that, you dont have to worry about constriction, which only occurs on prey. And trust me there is a large difference between a 3 inch mouse and you
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>>705821965
Thanks~ Marisa would probably get a kick out of that.

>>705821861
>*holds Anonymous really close so he can feel safe and comfortable and not lonely*
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>>705822154
Whatever genre Megaman X belongs to
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>>705822154
I've been really into survival games. My current favorites are 7 Days to Die, No More Room In Hell, and The Forest.
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Soaking my feet feels really nice...I think maybe I should try doing it again
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>>705817761
All of Raimu's powers???
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>>705822274
Please don't let go, Reimu...
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>>705822011
Sonya! We should play golf some time!

>>705822024
I'll keep that in mind then. If I ever feel like playing a different MMO at least.
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>>705822011
Oh you know, doing good overall, you?
>>705822154
Indie, sandbox and rougelike.
>>705822274
>The senpai liked my pic
I can die happy now.
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>>705820787
Boom, another piece of art.
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>>705822293

It's a Side-scrolling, Shoot-em-up platformer, I think

-Sweet Roll
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>>705822475
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. Are you comfortable?
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>>705822219
You can lose like half a pound a day if you stop eating sugar lol You don't even have to exercise!

>>705822263
Are you calling me fat..? ;~;
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>>705822666
Lord Satan's GET
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>>705822699
Nah, I'm saying you are not a toddler,

Also congrats on the dubs
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>>705822024
I don't even know what or who that picture is of. Regardless, I'm still going to hurt you

>>705822404
Okay, what's the worst that could happen

>>705822187
Fine probably

>>705822576
Yes, we still need to golf with our friends!

>>705822590
Just got back from dinner. I'm cold and tired but I'm doing well
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>>705822668
Yeah...as long as you're here, I'll always be comfortable.
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>>705822154
RTSs and shooters

>>705822833
its a boat that is also tsun
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>>705822699
I can't do that, I love sugar. I love eating. And these people talk about fantasies of buying me all my favorite food whenever I want, and it just sounds too nice. I like eating too much to stop.
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>>705822627

Brilliant work Blue.

10.1/10

-Sweet Roll
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My name is Nikolay, I'd like a reading. I'm really interested in what the next year has in store. I got a reading around six months ago, was entirely true.
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>>705822627
I hate you now, man of the hattan.
>>705822869
Wanna talk, anon-kun? You seem to have a lot repressed.
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tarot reasding pls?

-cheekibreeki
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>>705822668
What do you think about Reimu's outfit in Koumajou Densetsu (Touhouvania)?
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>>705823064
Thanks, mate.
>>705823085
Why do you hate me? Are you jealous of my art skills?
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>>705821444
Hello~
>>705821465
You might want to give me your steam again.
>>705821567
Worse than annoying! I didn't even manage to get it to work...
>>705822011
Cuz no one's around tonight...
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>>705822590
What would it do for you if senpai likes your butt?
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No one has taken me up on it yet, but I'll go ahead and throw out there:

I have time for one tarot reading if anyone is interested. My price is one hand.
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>>705822830
No you called me fat...

>>705822833
What did you do today, love?

>>705823045
haha I love it too but too much of a good thing can be bad for you~
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>>705821444
Yeah, how are you
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>>705823406
You are not fat, I give you my word.
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>>705823082
Reroll, I suppose
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>>705822833
Maybe some time this week? If we're both not busy some time.

>>705823434
I'm doing pretty good, thanks for asking!
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>>705823262
I can't remember why I blocked everyone... i was so unstable from detoxing... ugh I never want to go through that again

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Ekatsi
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>>705823586
Anything exciting happen recently?
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>>705823340
I would probably cry rape but enjoy it on the inside.
>And after butts comes the handholding, how lewd.
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>>705823537
I'm thick but not chubby or fat v.v
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>>705817639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k
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>>705823082
>Nikolay has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "50".
uhh try having something gold or gold colored on ya to make your luck better

>>705823164
>cheekibreeki has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "84".
luck isnt good or bad
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>>705823262
Looks like someone was in quite the fight.
The other guy's even more torn up, I assume?
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>>705823262
Oh? What went wrong?

>>705823217
It's not my favorite, but it's cool in it's own way I guess.

>>705823342
Someone take this! His readings are great!
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>>705823567
I'll roll for ya too.
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>>705823762
4chin is being meme, and says I am spam :( await your response shortly
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>>705823897
Very very dead! Like, Rorschach levels of boom.
>>705823923
Lots of bugs... I dunno.
*nuzzles*
More trouble than it's worth.
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>>705823923
Thank you for the advertisement, but it seems no one is interested tonight. I'll got grab a snack and head to bed. Maybe next time.
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aaaaah I can't stop cleaning my ears it feels so gooood...
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>>705823015
Oh of course it is. I should have known

>>705824327
There seem to be afew people around. Also are you really going to talk to her?

>>705823406
I woke up late and tried to study.
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>>705824427
Sorry, I already claimed yesterday
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Reimu, I was wondering about that. I'd noticed other people read here. I also read. Have been for many, many years. I have a Grail Tarot by John Matthews. Do you ask these people to help with readings? Or how does that work?
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>>705823762
I told you, You aren't fat, and the greatest thing is that you are completely in control of your body. If you wanna get super fit, you can, and if you wanna be "thicc" you can. And everyone will love you regardless
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>>705824427
I wanted to but my phone doesn't let me take pics.
>>705824468
Don't poke too far in.
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>>705817639
Rooooooling for tarot reading
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WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU > GOD DAM FAGITS
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>>705824327
>Rorschach
Nottu dis shittu againo.
>>705824468
I bet. You need a frog monster girl to tongue out deep within your ears.
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It has been quite a while since Marisa last showed up (from what I remember), I wonder if she is alright, she most likely is, I'm thinking.

-Sweet Roll
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>>705818400
I donate these dubs to >>705824682

~fred
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>>705824524
People just show up sometimes and offer their services, I don't really ask for it, but I do encourage it for those who can! It really helps to keep things interesting, and it takes some of the work off of me, so how could I complain?
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>>705824932
Of course I understand. After about the third reading I am usually pretty exhausted. But I am supposing that if you are doing readings for dubs and trips, any other readers need something else? I'd love to help.
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>>705824675
I'm tring not to and I hit the side and I think it was bleeding for a second but its okay now

>>705824758
A-Ahhh...that would feel nice...
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>>705824491
Tonight has been awful. Now is the perfect time to dive into the sludge.
>>705824758
Hehehe... Sorry <3
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>>705825200
You can set your own price! Even use dubs and trips if you like. Just let me know that you'll be handling it, and I'll start looking for the next one!
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>>705823697
Not particularly. Just average stuff

.>>705823262
How's it going?
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>>705823923
Post your favorite Reimu outfit
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>>705824517
Claimed?

>>705824675
Sad

Well, I'm off to bed. Later, everyone.
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>>705825403
Sounds good to me. :) I'll help out on Friday then as it's a bit late now and almost time for me to enjoy sweet cuddles with my comforter.
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>>705825518
Thats fair, donating blood was a lot of fun
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>>705824327
I see. It might have something to do with the EUI, like the first time we tried it. But I can understand how it might be too much trouble to troubleshoot it with those two. Hehe.
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>>705825557
I asked about college yesterday
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>>705825231
You seem to be enjoying yourself quite a bit, have you ever had anyone lick your ear?
>>705825557
Goodnight!
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Please read me the cards, Im going to a trip in a month and i want to know how ir Will be
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>>705825707
Oh fuck, you asked for it, it's ear time!
(Someone please lick me)
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Reimu, is it possible for someone to worship daedra and also the divines? My character is a dunmer with a nord father living in Solstheim, and I want him to be able to embrace both nordic and dunmeri culture, but I don't know if it's possible. Do you think it would work, and if so, how?
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>>705825557
Goodnight! Thanks for coming!

>>705825582
Oh, I understand~ I might go off to cuddle with mine before too long myself.
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>>705825663
I did that reading. Maybe you missed it

I don't have the exact text, but it was along the lines of:

You have no idea what to do with your life, you'll waste your time in college, then you'll decide to live an immature life thinking everything is easy and give up all responsibility. Or something like that.

Perhaps someone else who saw it could recall better. My memory is awful. Maybe I should start writing down my readings
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>>705825665
Aw. That's unfortunate. I hope things get better soon~
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>>705825707
O-Oh gosh, no I haven't...I didn't even think people did that in real life! Is it nice...?
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i could use some advice maybe, a tarot would be appreciated as well.

right now my life seems to be going nowhere fast. i'm working on a fishing boat but not making much money where i am and the only oppther boats i could work on would be gone for days, even weeks at a time.

another option is to go up to alaska for a change of scenery for hte summer and work on a boat up there for the same pay in the end

the third option is to go back to school, if i do that i could get my captain's license or become some sort of mechanic. i do like working on stuff but i'd rahter be on the ocean
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>>705825882
Post pictures of anything, as long is it isn't lewd, Benedict Cumberbatch, or cereal.
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>>705826081
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>>705826017
no I mean, i know what it was, I'm just saying I already claimed a reading, and felt like getting another would be selfish
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Hi.
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Reimu, I have to go take a shower, see you soon!
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>>705826074
I'll roll for that.
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Janet.
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>>705826081
No lewds? That's the main reason I come to these posts, because I love Reimu lewds.
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>>705826081
There is nothing wrong with lewd though.
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I've got your lewds right here.

Meet Dan Gheesling.
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>>705825518
I'm quite flexible this week, so we should be able to go golfing

>>705826081
>Post pictures of anything, as long is it isn't lewd, Benedict Cumberbatch, or cereal.

We don't want a repeat of the Benedict Cumberbatch Captain Crunch and Fruit Loops incident
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>>705826343
>>705826353
The no lewds was ironic hypocrasy.

Lick my tingly blue body
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>>705823762
Where is my friend?
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>>705825620
I tried deleting that, to no effect! And I redownloaded.. But yes, it was that same error, with being unable to see the UI options on a city view.
>>705826029
Meh...
>>705826081
What about all three?
>>705826127
Hey, that was an intimate moment!
>>705826474
Hahaha...
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Hello newfriends.
-Jg
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>>705826325
>Janet has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "8".
lucky you

>>705826690
hiya
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>>705825905
As far as I know, it's possible, but it would be a pretty tricky situation depending on how far the worship goes. If it's just a general acknowledgement, you could get away with all of them, kind of like how people generally acknowledged all of the Greek gods but usually focused their worship on just one or a few of them if they were going to be pious.

Let's say your character decided to be a pious follower of a certain Daedra. If you pick Azura, you're probably good as long as you keep her happy. If you pick Molag Bal, he's probably going to be pissed if you also pay tribute to his enemies, and find a way to make you pay for it.
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>>705826041
It's absolute bliss, it's a mix between uncomfortable and ectasy, you would love it.
>>705826074
Go back to school! Do you realise how many doors would that open? Definitely go back to the books if you want to go big, and then be able to get paid while resting.
>>705826219
Hi there, anon.
>>705826429
Glad to see you like it here.
>>705826325
>Janet has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "27".
Bad luck your way bud!
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Dan Fishling.
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>>705826795
A-Ah...I think I want someone to lick my ears...
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>>705826074
>>705826789
Donating my dubs from: >>705822011
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>>705826493
Are you a smurf?
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>>705826662
So it was you who was having the problem, and not them?
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>>705826795
I love it here, Neptune.

Dan Beesling.
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>>705826917
Yes.
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The Dean is IN!

Dan Deansling.
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>>705817639
Yes
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm looking for Tom Cruise, do you know where he is?
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>>705826662
Aww. ;_; -hug-

>>705826474
Sounds good!
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>>705826934
Yep. They never got to try since I didn't upload the thing, considering it was having that problem.
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>>705826990
Wb Dan poster.
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>>705826795
Have you been doing well, Nep? You haven't married any other anons while I was away have you?
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>>705825522
Please Reimu
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>>705827033
I knew it.
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Dan Gheesling
.
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>>705827105
We don't have Tom Cruise, but we do have a Dan >>705827070
>>705827175
I'm still a pure and chaste waifu! Where have you been!
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My person favorite.

Dan Cheesesling.
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>>705826896
thanks fam, hopefully op saw this
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Is it too late to recieve a fortune?
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>>705827356
Oh? I'm happy to hear it. I have, uh, commitment issues or something.
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>>705828154
receive*
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>>705826074
Okay, since you provided 3 options, we'll go with an option for each card.

(Other boats)
>Three of Wands
This option would be sort of an adventure, going away for weeks at a time to new places and learning more about the waters you're fishing in as well as the industry itself. You'd make a lot of contacts that way, but it has the drawback you'd guess of being time consuming.

(Alaska)
>Two of Wands
This approach would require more planning and may involve obstacles that you haven't foreseen, but overall it's like a slightly lesser version of the first option.

(Back to School)
>The Moon
Unfortunately, this option is shrouded in mystery. School can be disorienting, an unfamiliar sea with lots of fluctuation in your mental state and mood. It's a fertile opportunity, but you'd have to strain harder to see in the moonlight and keep yourself on course.

>>705827126
I see... well, I'm sorry it didn't work out. Is anything else wrong?
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Hello!
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>>705828154
Hey, you're here. I'll roll for you!
>>705828167
Commitment? Is that another waifu's perfugme I smell on you?!
>>705828357
Hi Lewdmu, you have a few anons waiting just for you!
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>>705827789
No problem

>>705827111
Indeed. I'll tell Hikari asap

>>705828055
Adding this to the list of things that get posted every thread
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>>705828154
>Alice has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "1".
dunno if its too late for a tarot reading but have a fortune cookie
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>>705828334
so my best option is to look for the other local boats?

guess im going on an adventure
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>>705828482
N-no way, you're the only waifu for me.
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Ahahaha...
I'm late to here too, new thread?

4.90.3000
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My head is starting to hurt, so that's all for tonight! Goodnight, and thank you all for coming!

~Reimu
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>>705828890
Hey, see you in the next thread, friday 8 pm CST, if you don't come I'll know you've been seeing other waifus.
~Neptune
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>>705817639
Peace or freedom. choose.
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>>705828482
>>705828837
Thank you anyway for the fortune cookie! How come you're not on Discord?

>>705829217
Please take care, Reimu. And thank you for hosting these threads.G'night!
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>>705829217
Goodnight Reimu =-chan
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>>705829217
Oh, I just arrived... Get well Reirei

-Lewdmu
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>>705829217
Good night! Please post your favorite outfit next time!
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>>705829217
Goodnight Reimu I love you!
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>>705828627
Sounds good!
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>>705829446
Take care.
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Thread is kill?
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>>705830771
Yep, pretty much.
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>>705829495
i have a discord, i just dont know of any discord groups or whatrever
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