What do I say to remain alpha yet keep fucking her ?
She's still on the leash
But I ain't trying to sweet talk her
"Fine then, enjoy being nothing to me"
>>705815252
no, thatll turn her away.
'Tits or gtfo'
>>705814958
"what if that number is 69?"
>>705814958
Amy when will you realize that you aren't just a number to me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0dGxi1qQJA
>>705815479
this
>>705814958
I thought the point of fuck buddies was no strings and no feelings.
Leave it to women to fuck up the most basic shit ever.
>>705815479
Winner
>>705815479
Well played.
OP, asking what to say to sound alpha is pretty beta. Trying to be sideways and manipulate her is pretty beta, some 'mean girls' shit, son. Why don't you try being yourself instead of running games? She'll probably still fuck you.
op alive?
delivar fgt
No reply yet
Check out my slurpeee
Coke base w/ skittles and sour patch kids
This chick isn't too bright
>>705817906
lol. if you wanna fuck we'll fuck. you're adding drama where there shouldn't be. chill.
>>705817906
Rip
>>705817906
you're not just a number to me sweetie. numbers are only for jewish chicks
(smiley wink swastika smiley wink)
>>705817906
because what goes around comes around
>>705818555
check'd
>>705815394
Make her think SHE needs YOU
the only number you are to me is #1. youre all i need (winky face egg plant)
>>705815877
this.
>>705817852
>coke
5/10. Should be something fruit flavored or mtn dew.
>>705819191
>not knowing coke is the foundation to a slurpie
Send a dick pick and tell her she knows she can't live without it.
>>705819524
Roll for this
>>705819843
ask to see those sweet tits
>>705819843
"Now its all about sentations and fun, im choosing you for that. Why you feel like a number? You dont see it?"
>>705819843
>>705819411
Wow dude you convinced the entire congregation of councilors that you're a beta loser plebeian.
Here's the problem with pretending to be alpha: it's unsustainable because it's fake. Eventually youll run out of tricks and you'll beg for advice whereas a true alpha would be true to himself (i.e. never need to create an illusion that needs to be continuously perpetuated). The good news is that you've been exposed to her and she's going to spread the word about you and everyone will realize you've been a fraud.
The gig is up, I would seriously consider moving towns dude
>>705820112
To be honest I don't care if she leaves or stays
I'm just being lazy and thought y'all might have a laugh
>>705819843
tiny ass dick lolol - yea i dont this she still wants that
>>705820280
Hey man kick back
My cock is 7 inches on a good day
>>705819843
thats a gross ass dick. why would you send that shit
>>705820112
Fuck off outa here
>>705819843
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli
>>705820488
What's wrong with my cock boys?
>>705820488
I disagree
7/10
>>705814958
If you were truly alpha you will know how to handle this but... because I have been in your situation and am in a good mood from drink. Drop her if the sex is that good string her along
>for real if you want to talk about numbers I will always win if you want to be in an exclusive thing than we will have to see where things go
>>705820596
im no chick, but trust me most chicks dont like randomly getting a cock pick, most cocks dont look that great, and yours is no exception
>>705820596
Just a little curvy but other than that I'm a fan.
"Make me think of you as more then a number"
>>705820596
You have no frenulum or foreskin.
I feel bad for you.
>>705819843
She responding?
>>705820926
pls respond
sorry i feel so lonely
if you don't care, why the fuck are you asking us?
its fake guys
>>705820926
Not yet >>705820926
i must have faith in the dick pic
You care too much. If she's being needy, let her be needy somewhere else and move her to the back of the queue. As an alpha, surely you have a queue.
>>705821109
first day or something? >>705821175
>>705814958
"Not even if you're my number 1?"
>>705820280
Ah yes, welcome to /b/ where everyone has a 9 inch dick and makes $200k a year.
>>705821400
I like this guys response. Do it.
Stop trying so hard you beta fuxk. She definitley knows you are a pussy, thats why she doesnt want to fuck you anymore, she wants your sweet tender caring, faggot pussy side that she definitley knows is there. Youre not a badboy and she knows it. If you were for real badass you never would have got those messages from her and YOU would be in control of her.
>>705821481
You're trying too hard.
>>705817906
Tell her to be honest she was never a number.tell her some shit likes she is off the charys. Girls love to feel they are better than others.
Thank me later
https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>705814958
Just say "Do you want to keep fucking or not"
>>705821584
well... now you are needy, alpha status losed, abandone thread
Send her the navy seal pasta
noodz or op is fag
>>705819843
thanks for the oc cringe, faggot
Op sounds like a beta just stop while your ahead
>>705814958
Sweet talk her then. When the time comes to move on, leave her.
The alpha part is leaving her when you want for something better regardless of what you've said in the past, because fuck how she feels about it.
>>705821584
Holy shit you sound desperate as fuck. Youre being the opposite of alpha. You are showing you care WAY too much. If your goal was for her to think youre a pussy, you definitley succeded
>>705821584
oh god the cringe is fucking real lololol
>>705821893
>>705821853
>>705822006
You are all faggots
This is too easy boys
I can't believe I'm thinking of rewarding you faggots with tits
You should all suck my cock
If you were alpha she wouldnt talk to you like that.
>This is Amy
>>705822225
topkek
>>705822225
>>705822334
>>705822225
>you are all fagots
says the one askin fucking b for advice on how to be an alpha
>>705822225
Stfu this is bait
Blue pill faggot
>>705822334
actually Amy doesn't even exist
>>705822225
[
Speech check passed]
Fuck sake op you need to play your cards better(and send some boob)
>mfw im wating for her response
>>705821584
Quadruple reply
Well, lets see it
>>705814958
Being asshole =/= being alpha
Still waiting
Adding more fuel to the fire
>>705822913
Blue pill Fag
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>705822913
>plays overwatch
>>705820680
Rerolll
>>705822913
Cringe. Probably texting yourself too. You're no alpha just a faggot
>>705823086
To be fair I play tf2 originally for class based shooters
Before that I played natural selection give me some credit
>>705822913
The cringe is strong in this one
>>705822913
Op has been diagnosed with chronic faggotry.
>>705822913
If there is one way to be a faggot while getting your dick sucked by a woman....its playing overwatch.
>>705819843
Wow, you sound like a total faggot. I hope she dumps you.
>>705820278
>bothering to text her back in the first place
>lol i dont care
Sure thing, kiddo.
I didn't know /b/ haited blizzard so much lol
>>705822039
Ur right nigga.
>>705822913
>>705823086
>>705823355
>>705823043
I really can't believe she fell for the whole "you know you want this" with dick pic. I honestly thought it was gonna tank after that.
>>705823355
Go back to lol faggot
This is the kind of people you get when we start taking /b/ seriously
>>705823566
>>705822913
Oh shit, this actually IS turning into a cringe thread. Dumping what I have.
inb4 dinosaur
>>705823509
I think for most it's just Overwatch itself rather than Blizzard as a whole.
Blizzard has the entire Diablo, Starcraft, and WoW series
>>705817906
god damn every woman ever
>>705822913
you're texting yourself, queer. stop embarrassing yourself
>>705822913
>cum on bb
>u so hot bb
>me so hut 4 u 2 bb
This is the cringiest thread I have seen on /b/ in weeks.
>>705819411
>lol
>drama where it shouldnt be
>chill
How'd you ever get a woman to agree to fuck you, faggot?
Make her rate this cock
HAHAHA overwatch haters get fucked she likes it
I taught her to say "I like spitting on cock"
If she doesn't say it imma be mad
>>705823433
not op, but what are you mad at? It seems like you are jealous of OP getting pussy. Just admit it.
>>705824183
/thread
kys op
>>705824183
>your
Dropped.
>>705824085
Because I'm 6'4 and facially aesthetic
>>705824183
still waiting for that dinosaur
this is now a beta/cringe thread faggots
>>705824183
>>705824183
THIS IS NOW A CRINGE THREAD
>do you remember what i taught you grasshopped
We all know you are texting yourself OP, so personally I suggest the noose.
>>705824183
Wajajajajajajajajajajajajaja sure
Show your face faggot just to see how beta you are
>>705824183
Do you have nudes of her on your phone?
>>705824183
It's clear at this point you're texting yourself OP, cut your losses.
>>705824230
>not OP
1/10 heres your final (You), kill yourself.
>>705824183
OP is pedo
dubs don't lie
show us pics of her queermo
>>705824183
>fuck, your turning me on
kek, confirmed fake. only a fucking mongoloid would believe that's a real girl
>>705824364
Yes op I our cringe master
>>705824399
>>705823966
>>705823276
>>705823171
This would and should've been a cringe thread but OP is still somehow managing to get pussy and a she said she would send tits if she wasnt at work. This is now an alpha thread.
>>705821584
Alpha status is lost
>>705824183
>Overwatch
>Turning me on
>>705824495
/thread. OP samefagged his own cancerous thread into a cringe one. Masterful, to say the least.
>>705824614
No- no OP... this is still cringe.
>>705824577
She's not intelligent, she was raised super religious and renounced her faith so now she lets me dick her. She tried to tell me that she smoked meth when it was weed, I think she might be retarded
>>705824615
Yeah, from that point
>>705822457
OP has started a thread and is delivering. Be quiet.
>>705814958
I'm sorry you feel that way. And wait for here to text dint text back until she does
>>705820596
I've never seen a cock with scoliosis/kyphosis like that before
what is with you faggots. OP is trying to entertain and you guys think you're fucking sherlock fucking holmes. It's like youre projecting your lack of getting pussy.
>>705824183
>>705824739
>Overwatch
>your turning me on
fixed it for ya
>>705824811
Wtf is this shit????? Jesus Christ man
>>705824816
best case scenario here, you're fucking a retard and shitposting about it on 4chan. best case.
Guys he's probably just texting himself trying to act like a alpha fag
OP is kill
OP is texting himself
Look at the girl's attitude in the first texts. She's clearly fed up with being used
Then once we called him a beta, she suddenly changed to a "omg I sooooo want ur peen" so he could save face
There is no girl, he's texting himself
Gtfo
>>705824816
Post pic of her face
>>705825099
>OP is texting himself
there, that's where it should have ended
nice dubs
>>705824183
>Fuck, your turning me on!
KEK
YOU WERE DOING ALRIGHT YOU FUCKED UP NOW WTF
>>705824811
>>705824816
so is it you cringe you lose now? i lost immediately.
>>705824183
Any is a dlv
>>705820112
>She's going to spread the word
Lol you still in high school or something you fag?
Op the only way to save yourself is have her send a pic with 'op is alpha' on her titties. Have her go to bathroom or something and do it otherwise you are confirmed for texting yourself and that's hella gay
>>705819843
Dude, your dick is almost identical to mine. Wtf. Down to the vein placement, albeit mines a little higher.
But she's definitely gonna stay for it. I've had multiple women tell me my penis is "beautiful" whatever the fuck that means. I'm sure this bitch has said the same thing.
Op gibbe her number or ur not alfa
>>705814958
an "alpha" askin /b/ for advice. honestly youre retarded. tell her all about how labels ruin things, that you want a pure relationship without all the stress. for example
when people slap a title on something they begin to adhere to the title more than the other person. and you grow tired of them, tell her you dont want that to ever happen, all you want is her.
it avoids the titles. and you can actually enjoy the persons presence without having to fuck all the time (personal preference) but it works equally well if theyre just a body.
try to think for yourself sometime
>>705825466
this is turning out to be a really good cringe thread
>>705825371
theres more to this right?
>>705825380
Shut up Jamey
>>705825364
>Lol
Are you? For fucks sake.
>>705825595
:^)
>>705825466
>no homo
>>705814958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k
>>705825371
This just saved this fucking thread. Moar please.
>>705825603
sorry mate, there's no more but probably he cried all night while she got her brains fucked out.
Hehe she's still on the hook :3
>>705824183
This is bait and you're all fags for believing this. OP is talking to his boyfriend.
>>705825560
guess i replied to late, and my response took into account that the female would have a few brain cells to rub together
your strategy will fail with time, when that happens use this
>>705815877
Thank God there is some sanity here. You realise you're talking to another human being OP.
>>705825929
Man I thought this was going to end on another everyday american kid's massacre. Sad to think the kid didn't have the balls...
>>705825960
painfully obvious that youre texting yourself
>>705825960
Op confirmed texting himself.
>>705814958
That's cute you have your boyfriend respond to ... Kek "alpha" you say? Fag got, please.
>>705825960
>hehe
faggot
>>705825960
"You gonna moan loud for me? I want all the neighborhood hear how slut you are Amy"
>>705825960
sure she is, faggot
>>705825960
>>705825668
>Getting triggered by lol
4chinz try hard ladies and gentlemen.
>>705824843
You are a faggot too
>>705825960
"Haha yeah Anon, I like all the same things that only happen in your wet dreams"
>>705824183
wtf, how girls can be that stupid?
>>705825960
>alpha
> :3
OP confirmed texting himself
post pics of this retarded bitch or u are fucking texting urself and i'm reporting the thread
Very LQ b8.
If you don't believe this is real.
You are a cuck
>>705825643
Omg how did you know?! Who is this?!
>>705826444
Trips of truth
>>705825929
i've done that (fucking some girl while some neckbeard cries himself to sleep), buckets of cum
10/10
if you ever get the chance to, do it. worth every second.
>>705826444
Trips of useless threat
>>705826319
>seriously just used '4chinz' unironically
dear god this place has gone to shit.
>>705824614
OP, everyone knows this is you.
Stop being a faggot, this thread is gayer than a 5 man gay orgy.
PS: She said public, not work, so this is definitely OP's post.
>>705822847
truth
>>705826613
lol, I never thought about that. Fucking a girl while some nerd cries in the next room might be a good fetish.
>>705826520
Now swimming near the food trying to figure if it's bait
That is some good Photoshop ya got there.
>>705826520
we've reached beyond the cringe. Now this is just sad man. OP please stop for your own sake
>>705824614
>text says shes in public
>op confirms "shes" at work
No way is this OP samefagging his own thread because its so cringe worthy it hurts.
>>705826761
he wasn't in the next room, turns out he was in the car in the driveway, hang on, i'll greentext this story since this thread went full cancer.
>>705826520
I'm a cuck
because OP can not be more obvious
>>705826520
>if you dont believe this youre a cuck
>using buzzwords
>even acknowledging the fact that people are saying it's fake
10000000% confirmation OP texting himself
>>705822847
how an alpha male behaves in this situation?
>>705826520
Time stamp faggit
I'm going to think about all you faggots jerking off while I pound that later and it'll make me cum
I look like this btw
OP is mentally disturbed(read challenged)
>>705826162
yeah dude, that shit was intense, after that you either become a man or a little bitch, life is rough anon
>>705826613
I concur. Drove 1 hour away to bang a slut while her live in boyfriend was at work. She was so pent up that I made her cum in like 5 thrusts, and boyfriend hadn't made her finish in 2 years lol.
>>705826542
Robert Soley u fucking idiot
>>705826864
You've saved this thread dude
>>705826520
this is fake as shit nigger
>>705825960
You are texting yourself, and samefagging this thread up trying to make others think its alpha.
The noose, OP. The noose.
>>705827009
>I look like this btw
Oh. Like a total fuckboi. Explains everything. You look exactly like the kind of faggot who'd sit here texting himself badly constructed dirty talk for over an hour.
>>705826706
Not /B/ though
>>705826926
"I'm sorry, I really like what we do but I don't want to commit. If you like it aswell let's keep it going..."
you don't need to be an idiot to make a fucking point
>acknowledging people who say it's fake makes it fake
This is shit logic
>>705826520
CRINGE OVERLOAD
DOES NOT COMPUTE
OR HAVE SEX
EVER
this is pathetic and sad. STAHP OP
>inb4 op posts pic of his own tongue close up
>>705827292
at least you tried.
>>705827009
>tank top
>no muscle
>>705826712
>she said public, not work
holy shit, OP is samefagging his own thread to try and act alpha
/cringe
>>705827327
Obvious newfag is obvious.
>tfw you're 26 and women you're age have more self-respect than girl that op is texting
>tfw i will never have another girl this emotionally empty
>>705824995
>saving a thumbnail
I really wanted to read that too.
Only womam to touch that curly question mark dick was your momma cleaning your circumcision. Sage the samefag out of this faggot beta cuck op
>>705827441
I don't deny he's texting himself but technically jobs are out in public, if it's the right line of work.
Just /thread already.
Havnt witnessed such levels of cringe and fakeness in a while now .
>>705827009
enjoy the hair for now. eventually you'll go culdesac and then full on skinhead
>>705826761
>get out of military
>enroll in community college because I'm lazy and don't want to spend another 4 years doing something I don't really want to do
>first semester, Communications Class
>sit next to 19 year old girl, helen
>kind of pudgy, cute face
>chat all semester
>comes in one day, "friend" of hers left SUUUUUPER awkward voicemail asking her out
>we both have a good laugh
>she asks me to join them for bowling on Friday night since she doesn't want this guy to think they're on a trial date (whatever the fuck that means)
>go out with them
>I'm 24 at the time, so I'm drinking. not heavily, but enough to cut loose a little
>helen flirts with me a little, i reciprocate because why the fuck not
>"friend" gets a little jealous, starts trying to separate us, asking me to get refills of shit
>whatever, I don't care
>end of the night, Helen, friend, and I head back to her place, parents are gone
>he tries to get me to leave, Helen finally tells him she's like him to leave
>"Anon is going to stay, he's too drunk. night." closes door
>we head to basement
>door closes, and I pin her against wall, start stripping
>half naked, she starts sucking me off
>"i hope that guy doesn't find out"
>fuck her from behind, glance out the window
>see his headlights turn on, slowly backs out of driveway
>15 gallons of cum on Helen's face and tits
He would write a super long email to her, explaining how he felt. Helen and I would be fuck buddies for the remainder of the semester. I considered getting a burner phone just to text him pictures of her sucking me off.
>>705827009
haircut would make your life better than any stank puss
>>705827441
This x1000.
Shitposting this place up texting yourself your own fantasies because you are a beta virgin.
Samefagging your own thread to make it appear alpha even though the consensus is this is top 10 cringe thread of the year material.
OP, many people take pills, but seriously - a noose is simple and effective.
>>705827761
>tfw women caught onto my "bad boy" routine so i cant treat them like shit anymore
ftfy.
>>705825371
never watched something so cruel
I hope this beta king rampaged and killed 'em all
Someone archive this thread! Op was definitely not a favor today! Alpha/10
I could never talk to a girl like that and have her respond fml
>>705828041
>>705827009
ITT:
OP samefagging, getting caught samefagging, and then running like a nigger
>>705827882
nice bro. you did gods work.
>>705827316
but if you really want that pussei?
How can you say "just go" but making her asking you to stay
>>705828288
top kek
>>705828041
>>705828288
As legit as op's
>>705814958
>alpha
>meaningless sluts
Yeah, real alpha. Kill yourself.
>>705828288
>can do buckeroo
>>705828288
Kek
>>705827216
why was this deleted?
>>705828288
Litterally everyone in this thread can suck my dick like this chick
>>705828288
Pmsl
>>705828288
>can do buckaroo
topkek
>>705827529
top kek
>>705828586
>im in public
>takes pic on bed
OP just how much of a nigger are you?
>>705828586
Says she's in public... But is lying on a bed???
SeemsLegit
>>705828586
>public
>in a room
>can't leave for the bathroom
>>705828586
>when you're not in public
>>705828586
>fat
>bucktoothed
>picture not in public
Lol at least you tried OP
>>705828586
Those teeth must be fighting because they do NOT want to work together.
>>705828041
OP, STAHP
"I'm in a public place"
She's at home in her bed.
"If you don't believe this, you're a cuck"
Dudes she fat as fuck, anyone can fuck a whale.
>>705828586
Hey continue and keep update am monitoring. If you got more of this chick mouth am in
>>705828586
she looks fuckin gross, nice tits tho
>>705828586
bitch lying about being in public...
>>705828586
Obviously it was a hambeast.
>>705828586
In public laying on a bed?
>>705828586
Nicely done OP. she's decently hot
>>705828586
And now we know; you were texting a gross
>>705828586
doesn't look like she's in 'public'
>>705828586
dude turn your fuckin bluetooth and location services off. shit pisses me the fuck off
>>705828288
>100% gay
>can do bukeroo
>>705828586
>Gaming a 5/10
>Calls himself alpha
This thread is even worse than that sissy trap shit newfags are into
Yeah, I'm not really sure why everyone thinks op is full of shit. What would his motivation be? TO be alpha on an anonymous board? What if he is for real and you guys are the faggots?
>>705820596
Mike R.?
>>705828586
Lol this twig likes poking pigs
>>705828288
>can do bukaroo
my fucking sides mate
>>705820596
>>705827009
So you changed shirt to take the picture, also not the same room color. = faggot it is
>>705828586
Ibknew it and I said to everyone! I'm not alpha but 'alpha in training' you could say and knew op was king alpha /b/ has a new king!
mfw everyone fail for the bait and OP is texting himself
>>705828586
Took a while to find a pic to send huh OP
probably went on google and typed "girl with tongue out"
>>705828780
Don't you have bed parks in your third world country?
>>705828586
>public
>laying in bed
dude, just get out and never come back
>>705828586
at least this faggot brought us all together to enjoy this. awesome fail, she's a landwhale btw
>>705828586
Snaggletooth british skank you still beta as fuck quit talking like you got something to brag about fucking plonker
>>705828586
>her fucking teeth
MY GOD, SHES A FUCKING BRITFAG LANDWHALE.
Public bed
>>705828586
OP confirmed texting himself picture of his sister
>>705823950
Da fug is one tooth longer than the other?
>>705828997
at least ops getting pussy, not getting mad at other fags getting pussy
>>705828586
Just end your worthless life nigger
>>705828586
>in public
>public bedroom
OP, did you ask your sister to show you her new capped teeth?
On the upside, it's never too late to learn how to tie a noose properly.
>>705828911
i can tell you're new to this thread. how many days have you been on /b/ for now?
>>705828586
face now
>>705828823
Not op but your a fucking faggot. Off yourself
>>705828586
she looks gross 2/10 would not bang
>>705828586
Doesn't look like she's in public any more.
I call fake.
>>705828429
It's really, really easy. Been on some relationships and when you want to keep your pride but beg at the same time you just say "It's a shame, really, but if it's best for us then do it". You give her the ball to do what she can't and she won't do it, knowing that she'll have to be harsh as fuck and end up as the culprit. When a girl is in love (or really likes to fuck you) she must have some damn good reason to take this position and break up by herself...
>>705828586
Those knockers are big
>>705828835
You haven't been here long have you?
>>705828586
Poor bed it deserves better
OP just keep going, for the sake of pissing all these faggots off.
>>705828586
I'll be honest she looks good to me and is definitely smitten over op
>>705828586
I was holding out a little bit of hope. OP ruined my image of him with this
kys
>>705814958
>inb4 OP is texting himself
>>705829169
GODDAMNIT OP WE GAVE YOU AMPLE OPPORTUNITY TO KILL YOURSELF
BUT NOOOOO YOU JUST HAD TO BE A FAGGOT ONE LAST TIME
I'm gonna ask you one more time, please kill yourself?
The only response I want to hear is:
>CAN DO BUKAROO
>>705829216
oh god just shut the fuck up
>>705828835
>this is what /b/ has become
>>705829320
ofc he is, his story is full of shit.
>>705828835
shut up OP and keep posting the rest, or don't. either way youre a cocksucker
>>705829129
I just got here.
I can't triforce.
>>705828586
I'm going to skin your face and cut your hands off, OP, for wasting my time on some ole bullshit ass...
>>705829233
how is it possible to white knight the white knight
>>705829355
dubs is speaking truth
>>705829439
Kek
OP confirmed for texting himself to act alpha on an anonymous Rwandian candle trading forum.
KYS
>>705828742
>>705828763
>>705828779
>>705828781
>>705828791
>>705828851
judging her looks as if OP is actually texting her
>OP talks to bitches however he wants
>looks good in tank top
>has a big gorgeous dick
>gets bitches to post pics with tongue out
/b/ stop sipping the haterade trust me it doesn't look good
>>705828586
Oh hey look I found a pic of OP and his girl
I don't time to read this shit cause I have a baseball game to warm up for
Enjoy your tits though none of you deserve them for doubting me
Gotta go peace FAGGOTS
>>705829350
Lolz, whatever b/ro
>>705829649
Pepperoni nipples
>>705829649
Mike R.?
Ok now op sen d"kys" 0r ur 837A
>>705829649
Are those utters?
>>705829649
Nice try op, posting pictures of a cow and trying to pass it off as a girl...
>>705829605
i hope to god this is bait
>>705829649
personally I like it
>>705829649
FUCKING KEK
>ask to see the gut
>thread 404's
>>705829605
OP, please stop samefagging, you couldn't be more obvious.
What is the goal here? To act alpha through fake texts on a Tasmanian kettle painting forum?
>>705829752
yes, goddamn it
>>705829649
>baseball game
>10:47 pm
>>705829649
i'd kek for all, thanks OP !
>>705829649
OP probs still lurking
I smell 404
>>705830044
>everyone in the same timezone
>>705830044
It says 7:47 you stupid twat
>>705829649
Thats still her WORK BED, right guys?
This was over a long time ago, OP, kill yourself.
>>705830044
Different timezone you cuck
OP here, I'm going to laugh with my baseball coach about how I tricked all of you while he jerks me off in the dugout.
>>705829649
Id fuck that.
>>705829649
with those tits she confirms what her mouth already tell us: she look like a for some reason kind of attractive half retard farmer's daughter in out of a medieval movie
>>705829649
>8pm
>baseball game
>beds at work
>getting topless on your workbed
THE NOOSE OP, THE NOOSE
>>705830034
Why not post pics from past conquests?
>>705830157
>>705830161
Still
>baseball game
>8pm
>>705830157
>baseball game
Somewhere in america obviously
