Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
What part? I mean erh clearly his amazing strong abs and is um strong arms and legs and uh his beautiful hair and his natural charisma and well his lustful aura you know because I ma a man who loves Dio and if given the chance i would totally do such unspeakable things to him.
100% sure you've already seen it, but its still fun.
Hmm, that puts you pretty high on my hit list. Mind saving me some trouble and provide me witn your address? Thanks. Btw, I would like to see your attempt at drawing. Could be hilareous.
Dio-denial. Why don't you just admit your true passion for loli's undedeveloped youthful bodies. It's painful seeing you in such a state of denial.
I don't claim her, she claims me.
>Only because of my skills
>She'd probably laugh at me and break my neck in a heartbeat
>And I would willingly and gladly accept such execution
So, Ui, random question, but, fish and chips or pasta?
Hey, it's Chitoge again!
I'm in a line at AX as we speak
>If you answer fish and chips you're a pleb
How are you doing?
Busy at the moment, I will try tonight
And I live in the 2nd drunkest city in the us
This makes me think nano might be best dancer.
How ecstatic has your day been for you today?
>if you answer pasta you're a certified pasta boy with no taste.
But how did post?
Yes they're unspeakable so I wont speak of them, so stop asking questions.
Ill be back later, I'm going to go grab something to eat. Cya later friends!
It's shitposting time
See you there.
I felt like telling you about that one part but I felt it would be better left a surprise.
Good, not doing anything right now like always. How are you?
Biggest thing I've done was go looking for those videos and they've both made me pretty happy so pretty good so far. Oh there's also two new sets of Holstaur images on pixiv, both too lewd to post but they've also already made this a great day. How's yours been?
Boku no Pico.
What are you getting?
Grab me some pork
What the hell am I listening too?
Skip ahead to either 8:20 or 11:04
fish and chipsare a tasty snack, but I could go for a nice pasta is it's not too plain.
>some sort of happy medium between the two?
>I've never eaten/seen a fish pasta before
>texture of fish + pasta = ?
>maybe something crackery to add would make it better
to answer your question, fish and chips 1 - pasta 0
My days a bit better hearing you're having a good time.
My day has been fairly neutral. Can't complain.
It always surprises me just how much of a sex object the big sister is.
Cocks on cocks is gay
Prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
Hopefully nothing bad has happened.
Its Japan so what are you gonna do.
>rewatching anime on the rig
>fug it, watchan Nichijou
>1:01 into the first episode
And then I moved onto Nichibros.
Seriously. It's amazing how that one character is absolute SHIT and people like her.
I may be a lolicon, but I have fucking limits man.
Also, my cardio is getting much better
>Cocks on cocks is hot
Well, the second song is titled "transvestites can be cannibals too"
Yeah but there's still cocks on cocks and that's pretty gay.
I mean I've seen a lot of lewd characters but this one is a lot.
If peril strikes i'll be sure to let you know. You've always been a welcoming ear in the past to all.
Nice on both accounts.
Good, that's my job.
That's right, completely heterosexual and I, Dio, approve of it's existence.
Hope it hasn't been keeping you too busy.
What's most important is your happiness.
No change in appearance yet, but I should before I start college
I honestly don't know even more
Well, it is at least bi
Dio approving the important things
She's a selfish little shit who built Nano to bully. Hakase is pure garbage.
Best thing she did WAS build Nano.
Futa on female > real male on female tbh
A futa is 50% dude, 50% girl.
Two times futa means everything is 50/50, just as it would be with regular sex. Hence not gay.
Well, it IS more titties, but I will have to think about it.
Mai a troll
Yukko a baka
Mio a lewd
Hakase a shit
Nano a cute
Ehhhhh? Has no friends.
/k/-chan a old joke
Sakurai-sensei also a cute
I feel like I am forgetting something.
Not like I've got an actual job to go to or anything.
I can make myself happy regardless, I've got enough vidya and porn to keep myself occupied so don't worry about me.
Yeah that's the biggest thing, it takes a while for you to start noticing changes but you'll be the first to notice, then people close to you, then everybody else, but there's always a gap between them so don't get discouraged.
A futa doesn't have a pussy so I will have to disagree with that statement. Although I HAVE seen a few futas with pussies behind their balls, or even pussies instead of balls but to be honest it only makes it worse.
A simple way of thinking, not that I despise it.
Simple math actually
2 > 1
Talking strictly about the series, not the thread.
Konata, how should we describe him
I won't give up, don't worry
I dunno. If anything Sasahara is the shit poster, with his damn goat.
Sakomoto a cat
People to talk to and gym to visit.
If you're lucky family too.
Other yuuko, hello
What about the other two hours? Am I gross then?
A trend to only care about female characters. That are human.
Well, a few exceptions. Like Aisha Clan-Clan from Outlaw Star.
Did you read those there they refer to the futa's dick as clitoris?
That cringeworthy denial always makes me limp.
None of that stuff takes up much time though so I'm always here for you guys.
No I just saw some troubling pictures, but I had guessed as much.
I'm just claiming. I'll be back in a bit just have to run some errands.
I like that pic.
Aww, now it's this type of joy i like to see.
So kind. You should get more love thrown your way.
>i have no pic worthy of this moment
Alright then, Kara a stalker
O-of course I also didn't read any of these.
How's it going?
Don't worry about it, you're already filth for claiming a loli, so wether you indulge in such activities or not matters not.
clean background wallpaper
I don't want the attention though.
nice claim, anon.
here's something for you
Hello Kyouko :3
I SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
I think about her every time that I sniff blow.
The ambulance man looked at my heart
I'm not dead :)
In that case don't call the police, what you're doing is probably illegal. I guess you'll just have to get a broom and shoo her away.
Well I don't have a flip phone and I don't really LOVE you that much so I guess this is a bit troublesome.
Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebts sich gänzlich ungeniert.
I'm dyin I don't think that my bitch know.
cute, what show is she from?
Well I heard that dogs could sniff out cancer, so maybe she knows.
I don't speak german but google translate gave me some random thing about reputation and living uninhibited so I guess it really doesn't matter.
Hey, how's the saturday going?
How about more love from a small group of people?
Sounds better imo anyways.
Both are cuties! ^^
Is that so
Nichijou is a cute show.
Thanks! It's Shiro from No Game No Life, awesome show if I may say so.
It's a saying about how much easier life gets once you have a poor reputation.
Actually pretty good so far, couple new sets of Holstaur images on pixiv, went and found>>692660558 those videos which always put a smile on my face, so I'm good.
How's yours going?
Eh, as long as they know I'm here to help if I can and that they can always talk to me if they need to I'm happy.
Nekomimi ftw ^^
Well I wouldn't know about that.
Or maybe I would know but I just like to say "I wouldn't know about that" but wether I do know or not matters even less than the previous question, although it wasn't a question.
Well it could also be completely wrong.
I've been good too, just played Red Orchestra 2 all day with a couple of hours to nap and check out that From Dusk till Dawn tv series.
Shiki is so pure saliva burns off of her
>That one train scene where they're constantly touching eachother's hands.
>constantly touching eachother's hands.
>mio's boysu ravu
Eh, it may or may not be. But if my dog is telling me i have cancer i think i have bigger problems.
I'll look it up, whats the basic idea?
Ecchi or no?
Dammit I don't know how this happened, that was supposed to say.
Good, sounds like a fun day. Glad you're doing good.
Nice observation, also pure enough to reject perfect transplants.
Come on you know that Yuuko haven't even heard of sex.
I'm really sad I don't have that one Extra Chorus webm on hand.
I agree, Yuudachi is cute poi
that'll be me in a few years kek
You all know best waifus can cook ^^
Gotta love being banned on a mobile thanks to shitposters using either dynamic IPs or VPNs to cross board raid with stupid "ermagerd irys a bermb. Durbs to murv it tur another brrrd"
Fucking kill yourself if you have ever made one of those threads or participated in them.
Brb. An hero get.
My waifu is from Bakemonogatari
Well, more like the monogatari series
It's pretty popular so it wouldn't surprise me if you've seen it.
What is your waifu from, anon?
Dio's a pretty good cook, although sometimes he overcooks it a bit too much.
Not as lewd as an ecchi girl~
No ecchi, actually. Well barely.
It's about two highly intelligent, socially awkward siblings who are sent to another dimension where every conflict is solved by games.
They also have cat girls.
I wouldn't want Dio to cook for me :')
Why not? Here's another picture of his cooking abilities, this time you can even see what he left in the oven.