Waifu claiming thread.
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>>692650785
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>claiming yume
Still here
>>692660192
What part? I mean erh clearly his amazing strong abs and is um strong arms and legs and uh his beautiful hair and his natural charisma and well his lustful aura you know because I ma a man who loves Dio and if given the chance i would totally do such unspeakable things to him.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>692660323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcAVh8hN-j4
For you.
>>692659316
Moooo.
>>692659424
>>692660413
Ecstatic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z9PKIOEwI
For you.
100% sure you've already seen it, but its still fun.
kagami claimed!!
>>692660233
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>>692660192
>infidel-curious
Hmm, that puts you pretty high on my hit list. Mind saving me some trouble and provide me witn your address? Thanks. Btw, I would like to see your attempt at drawing. Could be hilareous.
>>692660052
Dio-denial. Why don't you just admit your true passion for loli's undedeveloped youthful bodies. It's painful seeing you in such a state of denial.
I don't claim her, she claims me.
>Only because of my skills
>She'd probably laugh at me and break my neck in a heartbeat
>And I would willingly and gladly accept such execution
>>692660819
So, Ui, random question, but, fish and chips or pasta?
Hey, it's Chitoge again!
I'm in a line at AX as we speak
Definitely going to Hell for this claim
>>692660558
Terrifying.
>>692660919
>If you answer fish and chips you're a pleb
My internet is dead again
>>692660534
Unspeakable things?
>>692660558
How are you doing?
>>692660833
Busy at the moment, I will try tonight
And I live in the 2nd drunkest city in the us
>>692661024
Poor you
>>692660558
This makes me think nano might be best dancer.
Thank you.
How ecstatic has your day been for you today?
>>692661012
>if you answer pasta you're a certified pasta boy with no taste.
>>692661024
But how did post?
>>692661024
what happened konata???
dibs
>>692661170
Yes they're unspeakable so I wont speak of them, so stop asking questions.
Ill be back later, I'm going to go grab something to eat. Cya later friends!
>>692661170
It's shitposting time
>>692661188
Phone data
>>692661209
Check Facebook
>>692660997
See you there.
>>692661012
I felt like telling you about that one part but I felt it would be better left a surprise.
>>692661170
Good, not doing anything right now like always. How are you?
>>692661180
Biggest thing I've done was go looking for those videos and they've both made me pretty happy so pretty good so far. Oh there's also two new sets of Holstaur images on pixiv, both too lewd to post but they've also already made this a great day. How's yours been?
>>692661475
Bye Dayman.
>>692660490
source?
>>692661180
Mai's attitude is so sexy in this GIF.
>this IS what you wanted, right?
>>692661607
Boku no Pico.
Shiro claimed.
>>692661475
What are you getting?
>homuroll
>>692661475
hope it's good mami!! have fun!
>>692661266
~Awoo~
>>692661283
No fun
>>692661475
Grab me some pork
>>692661485
Yay! Shitposting!
What the hell am I listening too?
Skip ahead to either 8:20 or 11:04
https://youtu.be/24CoQLNp1iA
>>692661607
Aki-Sora
>>692661485
roll
>>692661795
>Aki-Sora
Son of a bitch.
>>692660919
fish and chipsare a tasty snack, but I could go for a nice pasta is it's not too plain.
>some sort of happy medium between the two?
>I've never eaten/seen a fish pasta before
>texture of fish + pasta = ?
>maybe something crackery to add would make it better
to answer your question, fish and chips 1 - pasta 0
>>692661776
Wish I could watch on data :(
>>692661914
I want you
roll
>>692661591
My days a bit better hearing you're having a good time.
My day has been fairly neutral. Can't complain.
>>692661931
It always surprises me just how much of a sex object the big sister is.
Futa on futa isn't gay
Prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
>>692662337
Cocks on cocks is gay
Prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
>>692662517
The breasteses make it not gay
>>692662179
Hopefully nothing bad has happened.
>>692662282
Its Japan so what are you gonna do.
>rewatching anime on the rig
>fug it, watchan Nichijou
>1:01 into the first episode
>Hakase
And then I moved onto Nichibros.
Seriously. It's amazing how that one character is absolute SHIT and people like her.
I may be a lolicon, but I have fucking limits man.
>>692661591
Playing DnD
Also, my cardio is getting much better
>>692662517
>Cocks on cocks is hot
Fixed it
>>692662125
Well, the second song is titled "transvestites can be cannibals too"
>>692662673
Yeah but there's still cocks on cocks and that's pretty gay.
>>692662741
I mean I've seen a lot of lewd characters but this one is a lot.
>>692662741
If peril strikes i'll be sure to let you know. You've always been a welcoming ear in the past to all.
>>692662944
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>>692662985
Nice on both accounts.
>>692663048
Agreed.
>>692663157
Good, that's my job.
>>692662944
Im not good with names, was she the professor cuz she's adorable. Only character I honestly disliked was mai
>>692662985
Mugi music
>>692663048
What about futa on female?
Thats not gay
>>692663570
That's right, completely heterosexual and I, Dio, approve of it's existence.
>>692663416
Hope it hasn't been keeping you too busy.
What's most important is your happiness.
>>692663416
No change in appearance yet, but I should before I start college
>>692663562
I honestly don't know even more
>>692663570
Well, it is at least bi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuFOgrDGeSM
>>692663786
Dio approving the important things
>>692663562
She's a selfish little shit who built Nano to bully. Hakase is pure garbage.
Best thing she did WAS build Nano.
>>692663786
Futa on female > real male on female tbh
>>692662337
>>692662517
A futa is 50% dude, 50% girl.
Two times futa means everything is 50/50, just as it would be with regular sex. Hence not gay.
>>692664088
Well, it IS more titties, but I will have to think about it.
>>692664189
2 pairs of tits > 1 pair of tits
>>692663157
Mai a troll
Yukko a baka
Mio a lewd
Hakase a shit
Nano a cute
Ehhhhh? Has no friends.
/k/-chan a old joke
Sakurai-sensei also a cute
I feel like I am forgetting something.
>>692664328
Mai a shitposter*
ftfy
>>692663878
Not like I've got an actual job to go to or anything.
I can make myself happy regardless, I've got enough vidya and porn to keep myself occupied so don't worry about me.
>>692663902
Yeah that's the biggest thing, it takes a while for you to start noticing changes but you'll be the first to notice, then people close to you, then everybody else, but there's always a gap between them so don't get discouraged.
>>692664135
A futa doesn't have a pussy so I will have to disagree with that statement. Although I HAVE seen a few futas with pussies behind their balls, or even pussies instead of balls but to be honest it only makes it worse.
>>692664325
A simple way of thinking, not that I despise it.
>>692664325
Simple math actually
2 > 1
>>692664465
Talking strictly about the series, not the thread.
>>692664328
Konata, how should we describe him
>>692664476
I won't give up, don't worry
Getting HUGE!
>>692664684
im pretty sure she is a shitposter in the series aswell normie
>>692664801
a qt 22/7 ;)
Claimed.
>>692664840
I dunno. If anything Sasahara is the shit poster, with his damn goat.
>>692664328
Sakomoto a cat
>>692664476
People to talk to and gym to visit.
If you're lucky family too.
>>692665133
Other yuuko, hello
>>692664901
What about the other two hours? Am I gross then?
>>692662035
>>692665224
A trend to only care about female characters. That are human.
Well, a few exceptions. Like Aisha Clan-Clan from Outlaw Star.
>>692664503
Did you read those there they refer to the futa's dick as clitoris?
That cringeworthy denial always makes me limp.
>>692664801
Good.
>>692665224
None of that stuff takes up much time though so I'm always here for you guys.
>>692665692
No I just saw some troubling pictures, but I had guessed as much.
>>692665224
Guten tahg.
I'm just claiming. I'll be back in a bit just have to run some errands.
>>692665533
I like that pic.
>>692665692
Führer.
>>692662035
>>692665459
Natalia prosecutie claimed
>>692665698
Aww, now it's this type of joy i like to see.
So kind. You should get more love thrown your way.
>i have no pic worthy of this moment
>>692665533
Alright then, Kara a stalker
>>692665783
O-of course I also didn't read any of these.
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>>692666092
Volk!
How's it going?
Shigure claimed!
>>692666092
See ya later.
>yuuko
>>692666294
Don't worry about it, you're already filth for claiming a loli, so wether you indulge in such activities or not matters not.
>>692666294
Tahg.
Gut.
You?
I have go out for a bit. Got some things to get rid of.
>Sanae
>>692666152
clean background wallpaper
>ui
>>692660323
Whoever solves this gets a free Steam game of your choice!
http://bit.
ly/25xOEE4
Neko waifus?
>>692666910
Whats the name of winner-anon's waifu?
I'm making a list of anons
>>692666137
I don't want the attention though.
>>692666133
Muh Queen
>>692667005
Johan
Claiming Misaki
>>692667005
Loser
>>692667076
nice claim, anon.
here's something for you
>>1156263
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467054386280.webm
>>692666994
Hello Kyouko :3
I wish I could go back to sleep
>>692660323
Hitagi claim.
also.
I SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
>>692667744
You should probably call the police.
Best type moon claimed.
>>692668000
I think about her every time that I sniff blow.
Hello.
The ambulance man looked at my heart
I'm not dead :)
>>692668118
In that case don't call the police, what you're doing is probably illegal. I guess you'll just have to get a broom and shoo her away.
>>692668242
If you love me hit me up on a flip phone.
>ui
>>692668416
Well I don't have a flip phone and I don't really LOVE you that much so I guess this is a bit troublesome.
>>692666752
Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebts sich gänzlich ungeniert.
>>692668637
I'm dyin I don't think that my bitch know.
>>692668672
cute, what show is she from?
>>692668067
Hello.
>>692666910
>>692668734
Well I heard that dogs could sniff out cancer, so maybe she knows.
>>692668672
I don't speak german but google translate gave me some random thing about reputation and living uninhibited so I guess it really doesn't matter.
>>692668860
Hey, how's the saturday going?
>>692666910
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>>692668067
Best eyes
>>692667025
How about more love from a small group of people?
Sounds better imo anyways.
>>692668970
>>692669116
Both are cuties! ^^
>>692669113
Is that so
>>692669430
Nichijou is a cute show.
>>692666910
>>692668734
Thanks! It's Shiro from No Game No Life, awesome show if I may say so.
>>692669113
It's a saying about how much easier life gets once you have a poor reputation.
>>692668502
>ui
>out
>>692669116
Actually pretty good so far, couple new sets of Holstaur images on pixiv, went and found>>692660558 those videos which always put a smile on my face, so I'm good.
How's yours going?
>>692669430
Eh, as long as they know I'm here to help if I can and that they can always talk to me if they need to I'm happy.
>>692669531
>>692669616
Nekomimi ftw ^^
>>692669830
Well I wouldn't know about that.
Or maybe I would know but I just like to say "I wouldn't know about that" but wether I do know or not matters even less than the previous question, although it wasn't a question.
>>692669616
Well it could also be completely wrong.
>>692669878
I've been good too, just played Red Orchestra 2 all day with a couple of hours to nap and check out that From Dusk till Dawn tv series.
>>692669616
With the purest girls
>>692670086
Yuuko is the purest
>>692670216
Shiki is so pure saliva burns off of her
>>692670216
>purity
kek
good.
>>692670086
>Pure
>That one train scene where they're constantly touching eachother's hands.
>>692670461
>constantly touching eachother's hands.
Hot.
>>692670086
>pure
>mio's boysu ravu
>>692669970
nice pantsu
>>692670014
Eh, it may or may not be. But if my dog is telling me i have cancer i think i have bigger problems.
>>692669830
I'll look it up, whats the basic idea?
Ecchi or no?
>>692670345
That's a great scarf.
>>692668177
>>692670053
>>692670461
Dammit I don't know how this happened, that was supposed to say.
Good, sounds like a fun day. Glad you're doing good.
>>692670341
Nice observation, also pure enough to reject perfect transplants.
>>692670461
Come on you know that Yuuko haven't even heard of sex.
>>692670461
That's my fetish.
>>692670516
Hey I know that pose!
Maybe
>>692670461
>cover your eyes
>>692670596
>ui
>in
hi, mio.
>>692670704
Saved for later use.
>>692670704
I'm really sad I don't have that one Extra Chorus webm on hand.
>>692670516
Thanks :x
>>692670522
I agree, Yuudachi is cute poi
>>692668192
that'll be me in a few years kek
>>692670843
>on hand
>>692671170
>>692668192
get a clogged artery tbh
You all know best waifus can cook ^^
Wew.
Gotta love being banned on a mobile thanks to shitposters using either dynamic IPs or VPNs to cross board raid with stupid "ermagerd irys a bermb. Durbs to murv it tur another brrrd"
Fucking kill yourself if you have ever made one of those threads or participated in them.
Brb. An hero get.
>>692670694
My waifu is from Bakemonogatari
Well, more like the monogatari series
It's pretty popular so it wouldn't surprise me if you've seen it.
>>692671013
What is your waifu from, anon?
>>692671170
>hand
lewd
>>692671610
Boku no Pico
Ня
>>692671502
Good thing Shiki is the best cook.
>>692671502
Dio's a pretty good cook, although sometimes he overcooks it a bit too much.
>>692671682
Aki-sora.
>>692671502
>>692670719
Oh hello Ui, how's it going?
>>692671502
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>>692671610
Not as lewd as an ecchi girl~
>>692670516
No ecchi, actually. Well barely.
It's about two highly intelligent, socially awkward siblings who are sent to another dimension where every conflict is solved by games.
They also have cat girls.
>>692671790
Kek
>>692671808
I wouldn't want Dio to cook for me :')
>>692671861
Tsukasa cooks better.
>>692672203
Why not? Here's another picture of his cooking abilities, this time you can even see what he left in the oven.
