Waifu thread.
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Waifu thread.
Slooooow
>>751615312
Very
>>751615877
Srry left ya hanging btw. Am focus on my arts tho. See ya m8
>>751616697
Cya
here
>>751617348
smug
>>751617392
anon
>>751617474
smeg
>>751614881
>>751617552
>>751617610
shizuru
>>751617474
So you have to work Thursday?
>>751617530
anoodle
>>751617721
smog
>>751617705
it looks like I dont actually work that day.
>>751617743
I dont want to do this anymore
>>751617780
aight
>>751617881
Sorry.
>>751617780
Well that's nice, what are you going to do for Thanksgiving then?
>>751618300
Uh nothing? Probably pretend I work.
>>751617682
Hmm?
>>751618610
>>751618580
Want to get away from your family?
>>751618855
You could say that.
>>751619021
Cute
>>751619021
Do you have any extended family that you see on holidays, or just your immediate family?
>>751619588
Tomoko is
>>751619724
Yeah cousins and stuff...
Good morning everyone
>>751619814
Do you go visit them, or do they come to your house?
>>751619081
bed time. i hope.
no rest for the wicked I guess
>
>>751620249
theirs.
>>751620550
Is it a long drive?
>>751621167
Less than ten minutes
>>751621167
How are you?
>>751621198
Damn thats really close, so where are you going to go while pretending to be at work?
>>751621549
Friends house I guess. His family is going to be out of town
>>751621528
Meh just lost a game of civ, but other than that I'm good
>>751621743
Lucky, I wish my family was out of town
>>751622148
Well they are having thanksgiving tomorrow. Real thanksgiving will be with the sister thats in the loony bin that he isnt going to.
>>751622289
Obligatory question, whys his sister in a loony bin?
>>751622668
She is a deceptive impulse buyer with horrible decision making. The sheer amount of questionable people that ive seen in her room is enough. guess she tried to key the car and then tried to OD on pills.
>>751622926
Interesting
>>751623058
Cute pic. Yeah. I guess she at one point bought 15 pillows with her parents money because she wanted to or something
>>751622148
That's good
>>751623277
The fuck would she want 15 pillows for
>>751623323
So how are you
>>751623476
She was a nut. Crazy in the coconut
>>751623510
That girl needs therapy
>>751623555
i think she is getting it actually.
>>751623510
Seems so
>>751623555
>Checked
I mean she's in a loony bin I think she's already getting it
>>751623769
Did you realise that you said song lyrics?
>>751623772
>they dont get it
>>751623772
its a song silly.
>>751623839
>purely psychosomatic
>>751623834
>>751623839
I don't really listen to music
>>751623914
glad you are having fun.
>>751623921
I only know specific stuff
>>751624020
Decided to watch some wrestling.
Tried an apple today, something I need to get used to
>>751624020
What kinda stuff
>>751624099
I didn't know you were into gay porn
>>751624099
uh idk much about that
>>751624267
Stuff
>>751624229
Oh wow. Never had an apple before? Did it confuse you?
>>751624267
Hey, its fun watching people getting tossed around like ragdolls. Plus a lot of what they do is real, they just know how to land so they dont get hurt. Its a weird combination of stuntman, actor and physical performer.
>>751624319
See above.
>>751624365
Whatever you want to fap to
>>751624229
Why?
>>751624319
Thats real specific
>>751624365
Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>751624502
>>751624515
Eh. You both just dont get it.
>>751624515
I try
>>751624566
I get that
>>751624365
Nigga what
>>751624515
A very silly reason, rewatched Madoka Magica and remembered my favorite character eats apples
Can someone tell me why I'm this tired?
>>751624644
Too much sleep?
>>751624613
The skin. Did you peel it or eat it? Did you eat the core?
>>751624690
I ate it as it is
>>751624644
Because sleep is bullshit
>>751624738
Oooooo. Brave.
>>751624598
Oh I almost forgot, hitagi started playing ffxiv again today
>>751624613
Why do you need to get used to it tho?
>>751624801
I went to play it and guess what? THE SERVERS WERE DOWN SO FUCK ME!!!
>>751624782
Is there something I'm missing here?
>>751624801
For one thing I'm very picky eater, anything I eat I get like a gag reflex like "ew nasty"
>>751624690
I slept 7 hours which is normal for me
>>751624760
Oh. Ok that explains.. maybe
>>751624844
Yea patch 4.15 comes out tomorrow
>>751624846
Same, you should eat applesauce if you don't want a solid apple
>>751624846
Not really. Just someone so picky. Why though.
>>751624850
That's weird then.
>>751624850
it does
>>751625035
The patch lets you play instruments or something?
>>751625035
oh and applesauce sucks
>>751625035
Salt is apparently good with apple, idk it's a really autistic reason to eat an apple
>>751625104
As my earlier post, I was rewatching Madoka Magica and my favorite character eats apples, my autistic mind thought "hey I should try one" and they're supposedly good for my teeth
>>751625200
And you've never eaten apple at all? In any form?
>>751625332
I've never had any fruits or vegies in my life
>>751625179
Yea their adding the perform ability for bards, and a new PvP mode, I like cinnamon applesauce
>>751625200
Sometimes you just gotta do some autistic shit, and apples are probably better for you than whatever else you'd snack on
>>751625385
[X]
>>751625398
I feel like pvp would be a bit of a shit show. I dont want any of it
>>751625398
True lol
>>751625435
What?
>>751625547
I doubt you've had literally no fruits or vegetables your whole life. Unless you lived off supplements.
>>751625607
My life consist of pizza, mcnuggies, lasagna and grilled food, primarily grilled food
>>751625385
Bullshit, you've had potatoes
>>751625525
It kind of is, but it's pretty fun with friends
>>751625547
I've never had a solid apple either, just applesauce
>>751625692
Ok I guess french fries count?
>>751625653
And yeah, pizza would have had vegetables. Lasagne has tomatoes. You could have had corn bread or grilled corn.
>>751625876
Never really counted them, when I think of eating fruits or vegetables, i think like literally eating them as they are
>>751625778
Of course, and you've had mashed potatoes before I assume?
>>751625876
Pizza does not have vegetables, unless you count the tomato sauce
>>751625940
People tend to not really have them as they are anyway
>>751626025
Tomato sauce, capsicum, mushrooms, spinach, pineapple, olives
>>751626025
Once and they were awful
>>751626026
Huh, today I learned something new
>>751626056
You disgust me
>>751626138
Nigger what the fuck did you just say?
I'm out of shinobu pics on phone
>>751626301
You heard me
>Not having alot of images of your waifu
Disgraceful
>>751626301
You uncultured dingus
>>751626489
I dont wanna. Lemon blossom tea again?
>>751626369
I have a few hundred on my pc, just not many on phone, how the fuck can you not like mashed potatoes?
>>751626380
>Calls me uncultured because I refuse to ruin a perfectly good pizza with veggies
>>751626776
mashed tatos suck. baked ones are better
>>751626776
You really are though. Not embracing the future.
>>751626776
Just don't, deal with it
>>751626827
>>751626885
Why am I friends with you people
>>751627121
You know you like me
>>751627121
It would be pretty easy to cut contact whenever you wanted.
>>751624850
I heard you were a boat poster in the past. If so what boat were you?
>>751627148
>>751627208
I just don't understand how you can like potatoes, but not like mashed potatoes
>Literally the best way to eat potatoes
>>751625104
Yeah..
>>751625179
Thanks!
>>751627279
Lies. Who told you that?
>>751627368
Maybe if I had salt
>>751627419
No one in particular. Just a rumor
>>751627435
>Implying there's any form of potatoes that doesn't need salt
>>751627368
Its what I think
>>751627525
Actually its true. Wasnt long and a long time back after I stopped claiming megumin. But I would like to know who actually knows it was me
>>751627558
Salt is life
>>751627567
Did you have some shitty dry mashed potatoes or something?
>>751627631
Salt and pepper are both good on mashed potatoes
>>751627676
I hate them and I dont like weird baked macaroni and cheese
>>751627773
Salt and pepper are essentials for alot of things
>>751627629
Yu still haven't said what bote
Hi thread
>>751627846
You still haven't said who told you though.
>who dis anyway
>>751627790
I feel like you've only had shitty mashed potatoes, you gotta make them with a stick of butter and some milk so they're creamy and delicious, I've never had baked Mac N cheese
>>751627803
Not really, salt yes, but mashed potatoes is the only thing I put pepper on
>>751627900
yo
>>751627978
No! Do not have its bad
How is everyone?
>>751627946
Curiousity got to me
It's Shinoa
>>751627978
I put salt on alot of my stuff, peppers on beef
>>751628123
I'm alright, how are ya?
>>751628067
How about cheesy mashed potatoes then?
>>751628139
Haha I knew it. After Megumin it's been akagi for a while and ever since its zero
>>751628261
Please no
>>751628139
Saber Tohsaka helps please botes for Netflix
>>751613484
Best dragon is loli dragon.
>>751628319
Tohru is miles above.
>>751628290
>I don't have netflix
What happened to Sabertoga Rin?
>>751628279
Now I vaguely remember you. We're you the Straya Megumeme?
>>751628286
There's something wrong with you
>>751628409
Megumeme was something many called me.. but straya? Cant remember that
>>751628409
I knew I was forgetting something. Though from memory it was Rin Sabertoga.
>>751628522
Sabertoga Rin has a better ring
>>751628521
The Australian Megumeme? There were like 3 of you that I can remember
>>751628469
No you
>>751628604
Nope. I was the megumin after old amatsukaze
>>751628646
It's easier for people to recognize you if you mention Akagi, there were a million Megmumins and all of them become mostly forgettable.
>>751628646
Oh okay. Don't remember talking to you back then so we were probably on at different times
>>751628632
Whatever, I've been laying in bed for like 45 minutes so I'm actually gonna go to sleep now, nite
>>751628704
True. But people remember akagi? I nearly forgot I claimed her myself hehe
>cute picture
>>751628734
That's been 2.5 years ago. Cant blame you
>>751628922
I remembered instantly, but while you tried to explain which Megu you were I never made a connection.
>>751628975
Uhm. Might sound mean im sorry but..Who are you again?
>>751628142
>>751629206
Helps if I actually type my reply
I'm doing good
>>751629206
>>751629222
Good to hear
Going to sleep
Night guys
How did an AD Soraka just school a Riven top?
>>751629092
Not sure I can explain, I claimed Homu, then Miku then Raphi, and then I started posting literally whatever was in my mind because I realized waifuism isn't really something I can into or need in the first place.
And now its an ADraka vs a Renekton top. God help me if I win.
>>751629655
I think I remember homu. Not exacly sure though. Sorry if I forgot about you
I think one reason you dont remember my megu could be you werent present at the time? It's still been over 2 years
>>751629881
Maybe, but after dealing with Tiff and seeing the attitude other Megu posters had I kind of mentally blacklisted Megu posters.
I started posting before Matsu so there's that.
Hopefully you don't confuse me with myloo since he posted as both Miku and Homura for a while too.
>>751630074
I only talked to one homura and since you remember me im pretty sure.
I dont think I made anyone dislike me as megu (except syndra) I hope I didnt at least
>>751630342
>except Syndra
あれ? Do you actually have a reason to say that? He can be hard to read and most likely just doesn't care, quite different from dislike.
>>751630478
Not sure. I was here (on 4chan in general) for the first time. Syndra was pretty.. annoyed by the way I wrote.
>>751630676
Heh, abbreviating things and using smileys and all that jazz does sound typical of Megu posters. A lot of people judge out of something that silly so he helped you fix that, I guess.
Beyond that, I doubt he really cares enough to dislike you more than he dislikes the average person here.
>>751630957
Oh. I didn't mean he disliked me especially. Just that he disliked me as he disliked everyone
Bump
>>751632111
Noticed
oh so they do still exist
Hey bd
>>751632651
sup, person
>>751632697
Doa
>>751632730
you are playing dead or alive?
>>751632784
Duke of Autism
>>751633243
oh, okay, what are you up to?
>>751633294
Getting ready for work. What brings you here?
>>751633342
i always used to post on the various namefaf threads on /b/, it's really only recently i came back to ate-chan as well
you might be kind of surprised how many of the people know me lmao
>>751633342
anyways i hope you have a good day at work
ugh this must be where Sci hangs out
>>751633586
Thankfully he never stayed for too long.
>>751633841
i love how sci being ho'd on by everyone is a universal constant that never changes wherever i go
