This is continued of the story of how I, the autist obsessed with The Sound of Music, became the leader of a neo nazi gang. Some of you faggots have lurked long enough and may remember me, some of you won't. Maybe someone will post the archive from the first thread. I dunno, I just need to tell these stories here for you /b/ros.
>Be me
>A month or two ago
>Been awhile since the events of previous greentext, much has changed
>Became much more in shape due to not staying inside on my computer all day every day
>Recruited a couple new members
>Broke up with gf, had become too detached since I was always leaving to be with the gang
>Fuck that bitch
>She still has no idea about me affiliation with said gang so that's coolio
>One day hanging out in the alley with gang
>Hear footsteps coming down the alleyway
>The new guys pull out their make-shift shanks as they were newfags and only joined to kill niggers
>I motion for them to put them down
>A person in a black and blue hoodie comes up a few yards away from us and stops
>Looks to just be some faggot kid who got lost down an alley, head hung over, wires leading to their ears which I could only assume were earbuds, short black hair hangin out the hood over their eyes, hands in their pockets, about 5'7"
>Step forward and firmly say, "Hey, kid, get lost. You shouldn't be going down random alleys."
>They take their earbuds out, take their hood down and look up at me
>Still kinda dark so couldn't make their face out very well at all
>Decide to repeat myself
>"Kid, I said fucking get outta here. Before someone gets hurt."
>Draw out my switchblade given to me by the old gang leader, Alpha, and click the blade open
>"Don't make me have to ask again."
>The person's eyes widen at the sight of my blade and starts stuttering out words
>Holy shit it's a chick
Cont but not prewritten so be as patient as you faggots can
>mongoloids
>mongs
where were you based op? i was in a skinhead gang in california in the early 00's but moved away for work and pretty much gave that lifestyle up, still keep in touch with some of them on facebook but most of them ended up in prison now or are addicted to meth
still waiting nerd
Inb4 sage
>>673926042
op continue
can i get the first part? screen cap?
>>673926042
>"I-I-I'm sorry! I was trying to act cool and it didn't work and I just wanted to come over to see what you guys were doing cuz I've seen what you guys do for awhile and-"
>Someone in back cuts her short by saying "Wait, you've been fucking watching us!? We need to fucking eviscerate this bitch right fucking NOW."
>She is in visible unrelenting fear
>Yell back at the faggot to shut the hell up
>Tell her to come towards me
>She is obviously pretty fucking skeptical
>Throw down my switch and say "I won't try to hurt you if you don't try to hurt me. Come on."
>She slowly makes her way up to me
>She gets close enough to the electric lantern we have set up in the middle of the alleyway so that I can see her clearly
>She's actually pretty cute, blue eyes, probably dyed her hair black but idgaf
>Smile at her
>Immediately grab her by her collar and lift her up
>I scream at her "DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME" and "YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T KILL YOUR ASS IMMEDIATELY"
bla bla cliche shit
>She is about to piss herself
>Actually I think she did piss herself
>Hot
Will stop there to keep thread going in the next post
>>673926885
Tl;dr:
Autist is obsessed with the sound of music, ends up in skinhead gang, eventually becomes leader, saves them from cops by singing number from the musical to pretend to just be actors playing nazis
>>673926885
Screencapped it on my phone but would take too long and would make these faggots cry for taking so long
How'd you do it tho, become the leader?
>>673927181
Pretty much, but the whole thing is alot better
>Yeah she totally pissed herself
>Glance down realizing that she pissed herself and look back into her face
>She is wide eyed and shaking in fear
>Shit made me fucking insta-diamonds, if I were holding her closer she would have a hole in her stomach
>Gently let her down and watch her sink to her knees
>She realizes she pissed herself and turns fucking red as a tomato, looking at her drenched crotch and trying to cover it
>I tell one of the guys to get a change of clothes and some towels for her
>Go and sit back down
>She's holding back tears I can tell
>The guy gets back with the towels and clothes and I lead her over behind the garbage can to change and clean up
>I tell her to do so
>She looks up at me, still red as hell, and shakes her head
>I order her to and tell her I don't want to have to deal with this shit right now so she can either clean up and get dressed or gtfo
>She looks taken aback but slowly begins to change
inb4 this is just a setup for song lyrics for sixteen going on seventeen
>>673928199
>I try to be a gentleman I guess and look away but she was just too hot to not glance over every couple of moments
>Think she noticed once or twice cuz she stopped when I did but continued
>She tells me when she's done in a really meek voice and I lead her back over to the gang
>I sit her down and sternly ask her questions
>"What is your name"
>She replies quietly as she has for this entire fucking story, "Melissa"
>"How long have you been watching us"
>"A week or two, maybe a month"
>"Why"
>"I saw the glow of your guys's lantern and I just got curious"
>"Why are you here"
>She pauses, then says, "I've seen what you guys do here. I've seen you with those tattoos and the knives and outfits. I've seen you guys... kill... I thought you guys looked so awesome and I've always wanted to be a hardcore person like that but I've never had the chance. But when I saw you guys I thought this might BE that chance."
>I look to my bretheren
>I know most of them were doing it in hopes to get that sweet piss pussy, but they nod to me
>>673929153
>I ask, "Look... if you think you have the right stuff... we can think about letting you in with what we do here"
>She suddenly looks up with wide eyes and a grin and opens her mouth to talk, but I interrupt her
>"THINK about it. There is absolutely no guarantee that you'll get in, and even if you do you will have a hell of a hard time finding your place in here, capiche?"
>Fucking capiche
>her smile fades but she doesn't frown, she get's the picture
>"Capiche."
>FUCKING CAPICHE
>I stand her up and push her out of the alley and tell her to come back tomorrow night exactly 11:00 pm
>She nods and excitedly runs off
>Fucking nazi bitches man
Lets get it bumpin in here
She sounds like an absolute cum bucket to be honest
Fucking shit, I can actually believe something this stupid happened. I must be lurking too much.
>keep going
>>673929701
Keeping up the bumping
Were on page 7, bump you morons
Bumper cars
>>673927397
I became his second in command throughout the events of the first thread. Then he "retired" and I took his place
>>673929701
>Next day
>Hanging out with gang faggots
>It's about 10:30 pm when I hear "I'm just gonna rape that bitch as soon as she gets her tight looking ass back in here"
>Immediately stand up and draw my switch, a fire in my eyes I think
>I didn't have a mirror at the time but I do know what I look like when I'm mad
>The dude looks at me and says, "Aw, what, Anon afraid of his wittwe girwfwiend getting a dick in the ass!?"
>I fucking kick that dude right in his kidney and send him flying against the wall, sending my switch into his shoulder and the building wall straight after, hearing him scream in pain like a little bitch
>He looks me in the eye and sees my rage
>He manages to stutter out "OK MAN OK I'M SORRY JUST DON'T KILL ME MAN"
>Took me everything I could not to turn around and slit his throat as I walked away
>I glance to the entry way of the alley to see something slip out of view
>Reflexively I shout "NARC" and sprint towards the entry with a few of my nazifags
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Don't die
bump
bimper
Let me guess, you find out shes half mexican and rape her anyways
The fuck is "the sound of music"?
>>673931246
Nah, my bets on him slipping up and revealing his power level
>>673931339
A movie
All i ever wanted was a gf.Can I join you guys we can kill niggers too
>>673931339
Some faggy musical they make us americans watch in school.....well.....they made me watch it at least.......
>>673930823
>We run with everything we could, switchblades comin out in a blaze
>We turn the corner to see Melissa cowering behind a trashcan
>"Goddamnit Melissa"
>She looks up at me and smiles a little, "You remembered my name...
>Oh fuck I did, how did I do that I only ever heard it once
>Reach an arm out and help Melissa up to her feet, motioning everyone to go back to the alley
>Later find out she's half Mexican and rape her anyway
>Go in too deep and reveal my power level to her
>It's only 4
>Shit
>>673931339
You must be 18 to post on this board
>>673931391
It's a musical you dip.
The movie was based on it.
>>673931246
fucking kek.
>>673929895
Will not be surprised if piss girl ends up with op
Fuck! Lmao
>>673931339
youre right next to a search engine faggot
>>673931516
Zozzle
>>673931575
I'm 26 faggot. And I'm not murican.
>>673931516
Somehow I feel like this ain't OP
>>673931878
Wanker? Nigger? Kike? Greaser? Suicide bomber?
>>673931802
I did a search and found exactly that movie (never seen it tho)
Op has been kill?
>>673931878
Not everyone is this lucky
OP into scat porn apparently
this is a nice copypasta
>>673932085
not much to know
remains in many american cultural references up to today, including but not limited to shit like family guy
>>673931516
>Snap back to reality
>Take her back into the alley, keeping a close eye on Rapey which is what I will call him
>He's too scared to even look at me or Melissa
>Good fucker
>Tell her to sit down near the lantern as I sit down across from her along with my buddies
>"So here's the deal. Me and my buddies have arranged for you to come with a couple of us to do a couple jobs for us, like breaking and entering and defacing property. Yknow, small stuff-"
>Immediately she looks up at me and says "No. No small stuff. Give me something big."
>"Are you fucking retarded? This is what we're giving you either take it or leave."
>"If I fuck up you're just gonna leave me on any job, big or small, right? Give me a chance to prove myself from the start, not through a shit ton of baby shit."
>Damn this girl can turn herself around on a dime apparently
>Look to others for approval
>They all nod
>Except for Rapey who is in the back trying not to look at Melissa
>I tell her "Fine. But if you fuck this up, keep in mind that if whatever happens to you doesn't kill you, we will not give you another chance."
>She nods
>>673932389
someone post the image, the original OP is better than this faggot imposter
>>673926042
>>673931339
A moovie that looks outdated and bad from the first looks, but its actually joyful and made me happy atleast
Moar?
>>673932512
>Rapey
top kek
>>673932512
Sorry /b/ros, had to grab some sammiches
>I lead Melissa and two dudes to my car and we drive to an apartment complex not far from there
>We get out and I tell Melissa to take the club in my glovebox
>It's a steel club that's small but will kill if needed, fitting for her size
>Tell her to keep quiet as we go up the stairs
>Sum niggas need whipping
Check 'em
Are they gonna make her bash a nigger kid
>>673933263
What's so good about it? I just read it's a Musical?
>>673931878
the sound of music is about events in austria
>>673926042
ITT: things that never happened
Cum on op. Type faster
>>673933564
Gitting gud
>>673933982
Fuck off nigger
>>673934063
make me white trash
>>673933564
Bump
