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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you should probably get in here
No fuck o-....oh god damn it
We're gonna ass to ass, we're gonna anus to anus.
Hi
Hello Lemon.
>>673933170
Hi Badj
*gets in badger*
Will the real slim Kaybe please stand up
>>673933293
Sup?
>>673933413
das lewd~
>>673932776
What are we doing now that we're here?
>>673933563
Not much, killing time waiting for my friend to come pick me up.
What's up with you?
>>673933733
Gay things
this guy here is hot af
>>673933733
We discuss the superiority of Nichijou compared to anything.
>>673933780
Not much, at the dorm, watching Nichijou because it's the best.
how do I get a qt3.14 to consider me as a potential partner?
>>673933862
Long hair can get super awkward when you're trying to kiss or have sex with the long-haired person on top. You can trust me on that one.
>>673934028
State your business.
>>673933993
That's way too cute for me to watch it alone without feeling weird.
>>673934028
"Hey bb, let's fug :D"
>>673934204
Hey, how's it going?
>>673934358
I have a minor headache, possibly caught a cold while running errands in the city today. Tomorrow one of the other gfur locals is visiting me. Doing good, I suppose. You?
>>673934028
>approach qt
>smile
>put finger between your lips
>move up and down rapidly while going "ahhh" so you go "bahbahbahbahbah"
>rub nips and say "Hey you! Havansnah!"
>???????
>PROFIT
>>673934727
>Asreal fanfiction.jpg
>>673934204
Well there's not much to say, I get to see this one girl a lot lately because we're in the same comittee, and I don't know how to approach her other than as a comrade. I'm scared about waiting for it to work out by itself or for a good opportunity cause it might be too late at some point
>>673934358
Nichijou is always relevant. I'd forgotten how it was before I started watching it again.
>>673934522
Y-you too.
Alrighty, see y'all later.
>>673934727
Sorry to hear about the headache, hope you're feeling better for your date.
I'm going to hang out with my friend presently.
>>673935080
I just can't do it! It's too cute!
>>673935080
how r you bbycakes.
Anyone in Cali want to help me with a ride to get some ass?
>>673935724
No
>>673935834
Well that's rude. Its some boipussy too.
>>673935955
Lucky you, champ.
>>673934963
You know it.
>>673935030
You can either embrace the truth that you will never make a move, lose contact at some point and forget her eventually, or take your chances and risk completely nothing by asking her out. Not straightforward of course, that would be awkward. Try talking to her whenver, but don't act pushy. Take opportunities. You have nothing to lose, but a lot to gain if you're don't give in to your shyness.
>>673935372
Thanks. Yeah. We made a deal that we wouldn't bang too early, haha.
>>673935372
Oh... Seeya.
>>673935567
Not bad, just chilling.
>>673935724
How about you not be a poor schmuck.
>>673936886
Likewise
>>673937227
They're gay insects
>>673937478
Merely a projection of perception.
>>673932776
No homo.
>>673937652
Are you jealous nibi
>>673937478
No. They aren't, but they are still cuties.
>>673937314
always nice
>>673937791
Truth be told, a little, but ive accepted my fate.
>>673937994
Thought about exercising, but I have no motivation to.
>>673937995
Embrace being a butt-slut.
M 19 snow leopard bi kik:Graymarauder
out here in the pouring rain
>>673937865
I find only hissing cockaroaches cute. They inhale and hiss. There's something less scary about a bug that makes noise rather than just sit there silently judging you.
ky jelly for those hard-to-reach nooks
>>673938871
KY jelly on toast.
like the booty
>>673938756
This little fella stares, but he is too good to judge.
>>673938223
That feel.
>>673938527
Singing?
>>673939052
strawberry flavored, feed it to your kids, they will never know the difference
oh wait, you will never have kids
>>673939173
through cold dark waiting days
>>673939173
>Getting fat
>>673939062
No way! Is he yours?
>>673939060
why is my vive not on my head yet
what's going on h- oh.
the vive was not built to accommodate horns and a draconic snout, so i think you may be out of luck
>>673939333
Yeah, he's my baby. The roaches are chill as fuck and I love them too, but I would legit cry if something bad happened to Eric.
>>673939241
Because im gay or because no one will sex me?
>>673939602
eric a shit
>>673939899
remind me to post pics with vive on dragon head with a picture-in-picture of playing a game as a human
>>673939987
the former
>>673939241
Do you need some help?
>>673939323
Eh.
>>673940019
i have preserved it thus
>>673940179
I SEE YOU STANDING THERE
I SEE THE BIG WHEELS TURNING~
>>673940024
That's cute, I bet you think you're the funniest little devil.
>>673939448
get on my head
>>673939771
das some long hair
they're remaking Abe's Exoddus after all, yeeeeeeeeeey
>>673940002
No he isn't. I'll punch a mother fucker in the face until they die for saying that.
i loved oddworld
>>673940316
how much are you betting and i will be giving you my paypal information shortly
>>673940229
preserved forever and ever.
I approve that you use the Tomorrow style as well.
>>673940365
i'm actually a wizard
>>673940438
he's a fat loser like his owner. ya fat shit
AUTISM: The Thread
>>673940495
same, both Abe games are the biggest gaming memory of my childhood
New 'n Tasty was pretty good, so I think the other remake will be decent as well
>>673940543
i must preserve my EYES by never going into the sun
>>673940648
please don't be rude.
>>673940495
I dont bet money, im not a whore.
>>673940730
i only played oddworld, and i never was able to beat it because my friend owned it and i only got to play it at his house.
>>673940742
what are you betting then?
>>673940739
sun is evil stay away
>>673940739
i'm sorry. hugs
>>673940699
dubs of truth
kay brb game
>>673940830
Oddworld is the old company name, but I think you mean the 3D version of Abe? Munch' Oddysee?
>>673940944
dubs of confirming the dubs of truth
>>673940648
Eric is actually quite a healthy juvenile tarantula. He's not overfed, he's not stressed, he's got a nice hide that he hangs out in. He hasn't been eating though, because he's in premolt.
>>673940830
I dunno, what would you like?
>>673941535
Hooray!
>>673941535
Yes actually.
>>673941077
and then there's dubs confirming the dubs of cofirming the dubs of truth
Let's see if I can do it again
>>673941733
HOLY SHIT I DID IT
dubs are nothing special
>>673940229
I don't remember how it continues.
How about trips?
we're all special
>>673942704
If trips, the God of Internet has spoken.
>Retarded
nibi is
>>673943014
>(You)
>>673943244
Well, 4x dubs is still a decent proof.
>>673943329
>(Me)
fug
oh my god I hate finals
I have to wake up at 5 AM for the best reason yet.
>>673944594
You have to pee?
>>673944594
You've got a date with a plastic bag and some helium in a parked car out in the middle of the woods?
>>673944712
I probably will.
>>673944783
I'd be a bit more creative than that.
>>673945153
I doubt it.
>>673945301
Too bad.
I had a major assignment due today and I didn't know until about 2:30
thank god that's out of the way
>>673945437
For you, maybe.
>>673945563
Nah.
Did you survive?
>>673945627
For me, as long as you're dead that's what counts.
yes, it turned out to be quite easy
Well thank fuck I'm 20 and won't be dying any time soon.
I wish banana would tell me to kill myself with helium and a plastic bag...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RroVxJO-kng
I'm deeply afraid of bugs and arachnids
>>673946116
Is banana your pet name for me, Nibi?
>>673946282
Well you're wrong.
Just popping in to announce to a world that gives no shits:
I passed insane charts on osu today. Multiple times. I'm proud of myself.
>>673946411
You will always be a Banana at heart.
>>673946411
They scare the absolute shit out of me
>>673946426
Nice. Celebrate with some nice liquor.
>>673932776
>you should probably get in here
>thread full of furry fags
I should probably get out of here
Most things do, don't they?
>>673946426
I have not managed two notes in that game.
Fucking doppio.
>>673946553
I think it's just I hold an extra special place in your heart.
>>673946684
You're still wrong.
>>673946282
I was afraid of snakes and stuff until I wanted to fuck them, now they're cute little danger noodles.
Go stick your dick in some spiders
oh jeez scales
>>673947063
You will always be banana to me, at heart.
>>673947214
>>673947233
I fruit you too, Nibi.
>>673947063
Ghuhh I just don't like them, I've always had a big fear of bugs, (and spiders)
>>673947077
Uhm
>>673946077
that's a fundamentally flawed way of thinking.
>>673947214
>>673947077
A slithery fleshlight.
>>673947077
Snakes are just slimy cocksleeves though.
>>673947451
Eric is a cutie though.
>>673947476
Like... Would you be happier if he died tomorrow?
And look at Gregor.
>>673947673
Oh god that's making me all itchy and quivery
>>673947790
pls no
>>673947450
Im not a fruit, I like girls too.
And Joseph.
snakes aren't slimy at all
have you ever even touched a snake
>>673947451
do it
>>673947552
>>673947662
exactly
>>673947924
Cause you want to cuddle him? I do too. He's a cutie.
Gregor, Joseph, and Eric are all adorable.
>>673947721
i care neither way.
>>673947364
n-o-p-e
>>673947931
But you like banana most of all, eh?
>>673948054
I'd rather not, sorry
>>673948167
just a few days ago i was cleaning up my room and a spider fell out of my sheets
>I haven't screamed that loudly in awhile
I wish. No snakes near me.
>>673948413
>and a spider fell out of my sheets
spiders literally trying to get all over your dick, just let it happen~
>>673948413
The little devil just wanted to take a nap. You should have given him a little kissy and tucked him back in.
>>673948204
K let him die then.
>>673948403
Bananas are nice, I prefer some peanutbutter to go with.
spiders are excellent
>>673948646
this
my code name is knight of falador
>>673948881
Oh my.
>>673948895
Spiders are the best.
guys stop
>>673948646
It was a tiny black one, not even the size of a tac
I still screamed though lol
>>673948701
fuck.that.
>>673948895
>
>>673949135
No, don't do that to spiders. They're too pure.
>>673949319
My brother used to throw spiders at me as a kid.
the only kinds of bugs I like are butterflies and ladybugs
>they're harmless
Subpar shitposting.
>>673949088
Quite good, yes.
>>673949135
the only spiders I want nothing to do with are black widows and recluses.
