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Bepis best coola
Cola has Fairfield Milk
Milk comes from tits
Coke has tits
Pepsi has faggot
both
>>676164332
Coke is perfect, Pepsi is too sweet
RC Cola master race
>>676164332
Pepsi with cane sugar is better.
>>676165746
Monster
>>676165766
Mah nig-nog ding-dong
Pepsi tastes like soil. I only drink Coke.
mountain dew
pepsi is pretty good its just really sweet i like coke more
>>676166050
do you also drink your piss?
>>676165746
My fucking nigger
Pepsi,I always drink it when I go out with my friends
>>676164332
Coke Master race
>>676165365
True
>>676165746
Nah
>>676166050
You must be a 'gamer' and probably Doritos too, you sick fuck
>not DR. Pepper
ishygddt
>>676164332
hmmmm, cavities and weight gain VS cavities and weight gain.
I'll think i'll have the water thanks.
faygo
Pepsi Twist
>Anything other than Asuka
kill yourself my man
>>676164332
037 is obvious answer
>>676166369
>4chan
>friends
Does not compute
>>676164332
Coke.
pepsi is for degenerates.
>>676164332
Nigger funk you
>>676166917
Fucking. Thread.
>>676165746
Haha we have a french running gag(not even sure people still remember it tho) about RC
"Restant de Cola" it literally means "leftover cola" because it tastes like flat coke
>>676167868
Nigger...
BIG COLA standing by
Coke wins
>>676164332
Pepsi my facts to back this up
>Monday
>Really boring at school
>Doing calculus
>EndMe.jpeg
>Bell Rings
> oh fuck yes
> history
> 2 8/10 chicks
> Sit near both of them
> Plans on asking one of them out
> Oh niggerballs
> the taco bell I had for lunch is striking back
> OhFuckNigger.pdf
> Farts
> 723 decibels
>Windows bust
> Phone screens bust
>Teachers computer monitor fucking SHATTERS
>TheStench.bit
>Run out of classroom
>Jump from 4th floor to 3rd floor
>Almost dead
>Gathers strength to get up and look down to the 2nd floor
>Ghost of Billy Mays comes out of the wall
>But wait, there's more!
>Billy returns to human form
>Drops me down
>Dead
I fell down the red stairwell, which had red walls. The red was fading, but Billy repainted it with my blood. Billy Mays became a ghost.
>Is a ghost
>goes home
>I hear of a new website being created
Tumblr<
>Haunts Tumblr
>SJWs
>Furries
>Emos
>Feminists
>Fags
>Leftists galore
And that is how Tumblr became what Obi-Wan Kenobi would call "the most wretched hive of scum and villainy"
Dr. Pepper
>2012+4
>Not being true American
>Not drinking Wallyworld soda from your Amigo Scooter
>Not being obese
ISHYGDDT
>>676167364
Coke and siracha?wtf?
>>676164332
Both shit! Not what they used to taste like tears ago. Hence.... not the real thing, anymore!
>>676167364
Hey look, it's Filthy Frank.
Am at a party at my drug dealers house.
He's a cunt, but has best drugs.
Lots of no hopers and dealers and hookers.
My drug dealer says "Ralph, watch this"
The motherfucker tips 2 grams of Cocaine into a can of coke and offers all a swig.
"I'm putting the Coke back in Coke huh Ralph"
The cunt …
>>676164332
Coke tastes like malted battery acid
>>676167364
>clearly unopened bottle of hot sauce but still trying to pretend youre a hard ass
faggot
Canned = Pepsi
Plastic bottle = Pepsi
Glass bottle = Coke
Cup with ice = Coke
Diet= Coke wins on all fronts cause Pepsi can't into diet for some reason
This is fact. Nobody drinks more soda than I
>>676171100
And Pepsi tastes like factory reject coke
>>676164332
>>676164332
Both leave your teeth feeling rotten, but I prefer the Pepsi feel.
>>676164332
Coke, as I am not a nigger loving faggot.
>>676172206
How's that autism treating you?
I like water.
>>676167194
Not that anon, but you are an idiot.
>>676166369
I see what you did there.
>>676164332
Pepsi. NC > GA
>>676172206
>2016
>Buying bottled water
Biggest scam in history
>>676172339
This
>>676171465
I once had a coke that was a year expired that I bought from a braut vendor outside of a home depot. It actually did taste like Pepsi.
>>676172472
How is that early onset diabetes treating you slobbo?
>>676171360
You know diet coke is not based on the flavor of coke, right?
>>676164332
Both are some of the worst shit you can put into your body. Only niggers and Indians drink this trash.
Soda is for children.
>>676172681
>>Buying bottled water
>implying
>>676172983
I appreciate your quest for health, but your claims are statistically incorrect and hyperbolic.
Vanilla Coke bitches
>>676172983
>Giving a shit
We're going to die regardless who cares?
>>676172884
Them:
Question 1, pick A or B
You:
C!!!!
Them:
Wa no, that's not a choice. Your looking at problem 2. Here you can choose A or B.
You:
C!!!
Them: No you cant -
You:
C!!! C!!!! I WANT C!!!!
I'll happily take an illness that is easily manageable with a proper diet, exercise, and some pills over incurable idiocy.
>>676164332
cola cans = aluminium
pepsi cans = steel
pepsi wins
>>676172983
Indians drink a spicy chili water. It's somehow worse than pepsi.
>>676173298
Drinking water is idiocy?
FUCK I'M FUCKED DUDE SHIT
Pepsi is sweeter and I like that
>>676173226
Nah son
>>676168458
Nigger you are trying too hard.
>>676173498
Because that was clearly the point I was making. I was joking when I called you autistic before, but now I the sincerity in it.
>>676173226
Shit's cash. My preference is diet coke with lemon.
>>676173298
Spectator here. So much effort for nothing. That shit was retarded what you just said.
>>676173670
Nigger its newish copypasta.
Dr. Pepper. But if i have to choose id go coke. Pepsi feels like mostly sugar to me
RC cola master race
>>676164332
Cola
>>676173759
>but now I the sincerity in it.
nigga...
>>676173829
>So much effort
>literally ~35 seconds on typing and thinking
How fucking lazy are you?
Coke starts tasting like shit after 1 cup. Too much corn syrup
Pepsi is for fags
>>676173969
Nice ad hominem bro.
>>676174000
sassy today
>>676173154
>sugar
>carbonated water
>various artificial chems/flavour
Tell me again how it's not bad for the body.
>>676173226
Vanilla Coke is the shit. I fucking love the Coke freestyle machine because they're really the only place I can get Vanilla Coke.
>>676174149
3rd party anon here, you won the argument
>>676174204
Kekked.
>>676173298
I know you're a baiting piece of shit, but I hope you realize diabetes is a serious condition that is not easy to manage. Also you called water guy autistic, but you typed out this stupid ass 9 year old role-play conversation. Seems like you're Mr. Autismo here, friendo.
10/10 b8
>>676174364
I was talking more the "only niggers and indians drink that trash" part. Clearly untrue. One time I saw a white guy drinking a coke. You need to check your facts before posting on an anonymous forum faggot.
>>676174452
3rd party anon here, you actually just won the argument.
>>676174364
That's not what he was saying. There were only 14 words in his post. How to you fuck that up?
>>676164332
Coke. Fuck that fake ass pussy Pepsi shit.
Pepsi is shit
>>676174452
My wife has it. Type 2. She is 28 and had it since she was young. Her mom has it. Every woman in her family has it. She is 5'9 and 132 Lbs. She makes sure she only eats 50 carbs per meal, keep the sat fat down (along with cholesterol and trans fat), exercises but not to the point of anaerobic due to the blood sugar spike, and takes two pills a day. Not that hard.
COKE!!!!!!!!
>>676174452
In my defense, to ignore 2 choices in favor of a non-existent 3rd one does seem like something a 9 or so year old would do. Gotta know your audience when you speak to them.
>>676164332
Have you ever drank syrup? Well, then you tasted Pepsi. Pepsi is shit.
I enjoy both
>>676175273
I work with the mentally disabled and I can confirm you do need to simplify how you speak to them.
>>676172681
>2016
>in America, the "greatest country on earth"
>buying bottled water...
>...because i live in Flint, MI (or any one of at least a dozen other cities across the country) where the water is poisoned by lead pipes and my kids are getting brain damage
>fucking lead pipes
>in fucking America
>in motherfucking 2016
fuck you, asshat. i'm buying bottled water because i don't have a choice. in 2016. in America
>>676164332
>>676176242
>first world country
>>676176242
>current year
>not crawling under house and replacing lead/galvanized pipes with PVC/PEX
I know dude, blue collar labor is beneath you, even if you're doing it for yourself, in your spare time.
I like lemonade and water
>>676168458
wtf i just saw this, is this a new copypasta?
>>676177250
Yes.
>>676176974
wtf are you talking about? the lead pipes are the city's. mine i can, and have replaced. but what, i should tear up the street and replace the watermains, too?
fuck off.
>>676164332
Nearly fell for your b8
Sprite is the superior soda
>>676177570
>a coca-cola company
MTN is a product from PepsiCo
Pepsi is better
>>676164332
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>>676177989
Also would prefer Dr.Pepper, but i guess coke
>>676177570
If there was a caffeinated diet version of Sprite, I would never drink another soda
Bitch ass niggas
>>676177445
Oh, in that case:
>current year
>voting republican
>cuz muh taxes
>>676178164
You do understand that diet soda makes you gain more weight more quickly than naturally sweetened, right?
>>676164332
pepsi is disgusting
>>676178183
Bitch, you've never drank Dr. Pepper until you've drank Dublin Dr. Pepper, but unfortunately it's no longer made. Fortunately there is another company making it instead.
>>676178548
coke is disgusting
>>676178524
That could explain why I only see fat, diabetics drinking it.
>>676164332
Pepsi swapped their formula and now it tastes like literal mold.
It's either julmust or >>676178183
>>676178487
wow. you really have your head up your ass.
not republican. happy to pay taxes. just wish that the money was spent properly. healthcare instead of wars.
>>676178524
>corn syrup in everything
>its the sweeteners, that make me fat
>>676179188
>not republican.
>implying that your vote counts
You have to vote like the rest of your state, if you want your vote to mean anything.
>>676164332
Coke if it's frozen or fountain, especially with movie theater popcorn.
Otherwise Pepsi
How can coke compete with this?
> age 12-16 was addicted sodypop
>would drik 1.5liter everyday
>mum started to hide it cause i didnt stop
>found and drank all her stash
>was fat chub chub
>mom got pissed stabbed me
>ran away and started smoking
>one thing led to another
>am male prostitue
>havent drink soda in 13 years
>>676172206
>2016
>drinking water
>>676181115
Sometimes you gotta make choices between shit you love. Soda and meth are both expensive, so unless you make like $20 an hour at work, or something you gotta choose.
Pepsi was made in the 70s to appeal to the younger crowd with a more of a sugary taste so besides that id say coke because to me it gets sour and tart after a while of drinking a can
pepsi is the best
if any one says anything different you should not be alive
Pepsi because it's cheaper than coke (sometimes).
Pepsi max because I don't want to get fat.
>>676178844
you are discusting
>inb4 you are
>>676182256
Pepsi has been around almost as long as Coke actually. It's an inferior knock-off and always will be though. It's not even the best knock-off either, just the most popular.
>>676164332
>2016
>Drinking this shit
>>676165904
Where abouts you at anon? Don't think I've seen this here in Soviet Canuckistan.
>>676183870
>metrosexual faggot detected
Go get yourself a mineral water and a manicure sweetie.
