ITT poorly describe a game or a movie and other anons try to guess it
game:
>gurl is kill
>"it was anon"
>no
>sneak and kill dudes
>stones are fucking magical
movie:
>guy makes crimes
>said guy will be hanged
>rope is kill and dudes escape
>shit is cash
cmon guise
>>680672525
dishonored
>>680673898
win
>you die, a lot
>>680674262
Mario Bros 2
>>680674262
Viva Pinata
>>680674403
>>680674414
Neither of these.
>>680674262
dayz
>>680674591
Nope.
>>680674262
Souls games
>>680674262
dark souls
>>680674788
>>680674814
Winners.
Tripods
Delicacy does not exist.
>>680675040
portal
damn was just about to write about it
>>680675040
portal
>faggot dad escapes
>fuck,now everybody tries to kill me in 101
>get out to find his bitch-assistant
>blow shit up singing 1940's songs
>3 fuckers go on a crime spree.
game:
>attack places
>arrows break walls
>dudes born from liquid
>fucken diamonds from bushes
>>680675278
fallout 3
>>680675136
Nope, ice cream Butler 7, the blubbering
>new one every 6 months
>12yo fags play
>skinz
>>680675360
Literally every Zelda game
>run away from faggots who try to blow you.
>the MC has obesity and does awesome drugs.
>later in life starts a family and becomes a scrublord.
> his wife is a nudist whore who everyone likes.
>>680675608
actually yeah, pretty much, but not correct
>>680674262
>>680674814
>>680674788
C A S U A L S
A
S
U
A
L
S
>>680675469
picture related
>your wife writes you about going to find her in spookyland
>she ded how did she write me lel
>oh shit doppelganger of her
>spooky shit happens
>the protagonist sounds like a retard
>awesome game tbh
>>680675356
Gay theft Auto
>>680675918
Silent homofaggot.
>>680675918
Silent Hill
>>680675401
Correct!
>>680676025
yup
>>680674262
Hotline Miami
>>680672525
Pirates of the Caribbean
>>680672525
game:
>god damn it
>almost killed but survive
>find that i am special
>climb big-ass mountain
>get special shouty power
>go to heaven
>kill a big-ass dragon
>yeah
>dudes wife is kill
>people can't die properly
>ancient prophecy.gif
>said dude punches Satan in the face
>becomes a vampire
>>680676413
skyrim
>>680676327
nope, much older
>>680672525
the good the bad the ugly
>everything sucks
>guy fixes
>jk can't fix
>kill everything you see
>get killed by everything you see
>sit in chair
>wtf? That's it?
>jk we fixed it
>walks away from chair
>>680676892
win!
>burned Nigga blows my Base up
>some bitch I rescued setted me up,nows has a bomb in her cunt
>fuck man,she blew up
>a fucking helicopter hits my face
>I wake up 9 years later,save shit,have revenge and fuck a hot bitch who doesn't speak
>now my blond faggot friend talks about hamburgers and nothing more
>fuck me,I got set up again
>>680676992
far cry 4?
>>680677138
MgsV both.
>>680677337
Gotcha.
>you wake up in a small area with windows as walls
>radio playin'
>get out
>get into elevator
>>680677452
Portal
>>680677529
winrar
>>680675278
really, the 101 gave it away
if you do it again next time, try "metal ground apartments" or something
>>680672525
That dude with bazooka is going to blow his fucking arm off.
>be lawyer
>interrogate fags and parrots
>save the day
>yell objection
9 hat enthusiasts fight in thev desserts for gravel, as ordered by an old broad,waifu material,and two old men who like primary colors
>SPAAAACE
>Aliens
>USA USA USA
an actually god-awful game that sucked massive dick.
>>680676992
Evil Within?
>>680677723
Penis right.
>>680677901
The Conduit.
>Maniac has errands
>Fired
>Blows up town
>>680677901
Duke Nuke Forever for sure,Anon .
>>680678034
nope
>>680672525
game: dishonored
movie: pirates of the caribbean?...
game
>move with family to different place
>get a job
>fellow comrade get blown to pieces before ya
>more fellow comrades dispatched
>no fuck off u can't
>you help illuminaty
>illuminaty gib money for help
>get thrown in jail
>>680678047
Postal?
movie:
>father wants me in business
>donotwant
>shit hits the fan and gotta do it
>kill piggie & gtfo
>return and kill bigshots simultaneously
>>680677957
Nope
>Super bro team
>Battle ground trolls
>Chainsaw shit
>Fuck Yeah Train Boss Fight.
>>680678065
was thinking aliens colonial marines; but that works
>>680678127
it was already guessed, movie was good bad and the ugly
game is correct though
>>680678246
WINRAR
Game
>in future
> you're getting old
>mate has long his arm, gone crazy
>too many robots
>one of your sons dies,the other gets taken
>scream their names like a madman
>cry everytime
>Are Scientist
>Aliens
>Kill Millitary
>Defeat alien ruler
>>680678662
heavy rain
>>680678662
Heavy rar?
>>680678338
Gears of war.
Game
>life is shit
>world is shit
>never get sun
>anon here is mission
>complete mission
>is an asshole
>fucking lens flare.
>>680678743
>>680678794
WINRARS!
Movie:
>Lots of coke
>Videotapes
>Main character is in touch with humanity
>80s
>>680678869
Scarface?
>>680678662
press X to Shaun!.
>you are police officer
>you fly into a mission
>everything goes to shit
>monsters everywhere
>you get out in a chopper
>spray paint buildings
>get arrested
>suddenly you get attacked by smoke man
> you become smoke man
>your brother dies
>>680678957
Close but no
>>680678229
okay noone even tried so here is different engings:
>burn the money
>feelsbad.jpg
>at least you don't go to jail
>stay at job
>life is shit u consider moving
>fuk i live in communism i cant move
>start collecting passports
>skip like 10 days
>runaway with family.exe
Desperados!!!!! Amazing game!
>>680679276
papers, please
>>680679276
Papers please
The passport part gave it away
>>680679422
>>680679384
winrars
>war
>best friend and your arm is kill
>no
>friends dad recruit you
>kill friends dad
>>680679493
COD: Modern Warfare
>>680676992
Dark souls 2?
>>680679645
nyet!
>win thunderdome
>midget faggot milo yiannopoulos follows you around and gives you verbal fellatio
>kick him off a tall cliff
game
>let's see some identification
>BLAST EM'!!
>JADEN JADEN OMG
You play, for hours (if at release date - it utterly consumed your life)
You win! you beat big bad boss,
> Grats, now try it on harder mode
win again, same shit, but harder foes
> Grats, now try on harder mode
Everything is immune to all your attacks no matter what class you roled at the start.
Game is ten + years old, still has a online market for virtual items, still has good online community.
>>680680031
oblivion
>>680680148
By Azura by Azura! You're the grand champion!
>>680680119
Wow
game:
Your father fucked dozens, probably hundreds of women and impregnated them.
Your half-brothers are sisters are now hunting down each other in a glorious battle royale to get the inheritance.
>>680672525
sin city
>>680680068
pacman: genisys
>mobster in equivalent of NYC
>go to do a drug deal in florida
>setup.jpg
>my boss has me looking for the money
>fuck that
>take over the vice of the city
>whiney nigger partner turns on me
>knock at my scarface-esque mansion door
>oh shit it's the boss
>kill him and resume normal action
>>680678856
Okay here's another hint
>subway(s)
Game:
>Once Scientist wakes up
>Saved by old friend
>Teleporter accident
>Overthrow alien race
>Will never get a sequel
>>680680794
Mario the movie
>>680672525
Fist full of dollars
>>680680831
half-life
>>680681132
WINRAR
>>680679150
rainbow 6 vegas?
>You team up with your relative
>from Nyc
>put a lot of shit on fire
>rescue girl
>relative cramping your style
>hes slightly taller than you
>Kill a lot of hired goons
>as you progress you go to new places
>>680672525
>be texan
>mushrooms attack
>feels
>more feels
>gotta find flies that are combusted
>flies are assholes
>more feels again
>>680680794
Matrix?
>>680680831
>>680681132
Will never get ANOTHER sequel you mean
>>680680794
metro 2033?
>>680680701
gta vice city
>>680676992
cry of fear?
>>680681438
>texan
youve stomped me
>>680681221
nope, try again
>>680681438
Last of Us
>>680680276
in skyrim, ciceros journal says something about following around the grand champion and slicing his/hers throat in the forest
>>680678255
The godfather.
>>680672525
>wake up in a cage
>faggot making experiments on ya
>escape
>bald guy and stupid woman joins you
>other faggots join you group
>go to asylum
>kill the bad guy
>>680681753
correct
>>680679150
call of cthulu?
Movie - people fight a lot
>>680682000
fight club
>gotta protect daneel from media
>so much text
>literally choice of robots
>daneel
>>680682000
happy feet
>>680678731
Half-life
>>680682000
The Room
>>680682066
Choice of robots, easy :^)
>>680681983
nope, is a game btw
>>680682043
Nicely done, anon.
>>680676992
Max Payne 3
>>680682066
choice of robots xD
>>680679150
Resident Evil 4
>>680672525
Starship troopers
>>680682066
choice of robots, ah, so many endings as well. good game good life
>daneel
>>680679155
Infamous Second Son
>>680682066
choice of robots, daneel gave it away...
>>680682066
choice of robots, daneel, duh...
>>680681797
correct
>>680680333
No.
>>680679150
Every resident evil
>>680682066
patricker1131 year ago
This game looks awesome.
>>680678731
Half life
>You get to eat little girls to gain power
> you're an unstoppable killing machine
> Twist at the end, you're not really anything at all.
> Weapons? fuck yes, all of them, baddie? Gotta decide which weapon to blast them with, in hilarious ways.
>grampa ded
>now own farm
>>680682329
yes and no
>>680682066
am i robot? will smith, you know the nigger in am i legend
>>680682869
bioshock
>>680682659
WINRAR
>>680678731
Half life
> Only game where the hero is someone we can aspire to be like.
>>680682869
Bioshock
>>680682869
choice of robots? great game
>>680678229
papers please
>>680676417
No idea... but i am interested
Game
>enter club
>ISOLATED
Movie
>bobbi can't fly
>>680678856
Rage?
> I feel bad even suggesting but I'm drawing a blank here.
>>680681817
choice of robots of outlast
>>680676992
Superhot
Dude goes to prison island, wearing an eyepatch
OP here, gotta go nao
thx for everyone who participated
>>680682066
robot?
>>680683153
Correct! bonus points if you didn't notice >>680679276
>>680683241
12 years a slave?
>>680683241
Nope
But I will give you a hint. It's really old game but a legendary one
>>680681817
Baldurs Gate 2
>>680682925
Harvest Moon 64?
>>680682869
Bioshock 2?
>>680680701
Vice City
>>680676417
Dante's Inferno?
test
>>680683336
Nah real OP here
i do have to go, only for 10 minutes while i suck my boyfriends niggercock
>>680683528
Close, but not harvest moon
>Edgy
>hyped
>doesn't work
>warner brothers
>insanity
>>680683650
Batperson fight Superhuman
>>680683650
Batman Arknam Knight
>>680682957
>>680683020
Bio shock 2, (twist ending you are nothing) but I'll give you the winnar if have played the game, if not go buy it, its the best bio shock.
>>680683070
Close, but no, sorry :(
>>680683764
Nope
>>680677845#
TF2, m9
>>680683796
Winrar
>>680683528
> Bio shock 2
WINNAR! 100%
>>680683882
Man of Steel?
>castle appears out of nowhere
>monsters terrorise earth
>a bdsm amateur sets off to give a romanian official a beating
>>680683528
>Baldurs Gate 2
You win, good sir, you win.
>>680676417
Castelvania?
>Takes acid
>feelsgoodman
>Take a shit ton
>ohshitwhatthefuck
>OD's
>kills people
>kills himself
>>680680831
This clearly isn't Half Life 2, since Half Life 3 is certainly confirmed.
>small red guys find mask
>play some Soccer-Hockey mashup
>find out there is seventh big guy
>go on quest
>evil guy sends snake robots
>white guy freezes snake robots
>evil guy sends more snake robots
>red midgets split up
>blue-red one meets with niggers
>niggers attacked by snake robots
>blue-red guy escapes and re-unites with red-yellow guy
>go to middle of island
>all snake robots appear
>all good guys appear, including white guy and giga nigga
>red-yellow midget sacrifices
>blue-red guy puts on mask
>becomes 7th good guy
>goes into cave
>beats the evil guy
>wakes up God
>2 b continued in 2 prequels and a sequel
None of you faggots will guess it.
>>680672525
>angry guy
>dad died
>sexual feelings for his grandfather
>angry guy is emo
>>680684166
Bingo. It's the Lords of Shadow timeline
>Unoriginal
>Bad voice acting
>Black man
>>680684270
Bioncle: mask of light.
>>680684487
bingo its every keeping up with the kardashians that has kanye west in the episode
>>680684508
FUCK! GG. Have a picture of Good Guy 2006 as a prize.
>>680672525
O brother where art thou?
>>680675278
>tries to kill me in 101
Are you fucking retarded or was your goal to make this as easy as humanly possible?
>Shoot shit
>get lwt
>Space magic
>>680684047
Darksiders, but not sure. Really interestes to know what it is.
>>680684632
Thank you anon. I will treasure it forever.
>>680676992
SOMA?
Game
>biggest flop of 2015
Hebrew stick blocks
Jump around
Fireballs faries and keys
>>680679493
Call of duty: World at modern advanced ops
>End of the world
>You crash the party
>Kill both angels and demons
>Get aressted
>Sent to punish the faggots who started this shit
>Kill 4 bitches
>Kill an old fag
>your bros come to help
>had a sequel
>will never get a third game
White robotic men can't jump
>>680676992
Ded spess
>>680676992
Bloodborne
>>680685038
Ok, this one is definitely Darksiders.
>>680685038
9/11: The Inside Job
>>680684629
Its a game
>be qt girl
>find out can do a special thing
>o shit my childhood best friend
>she dies every 5 minutes
>a storm is a comin
>>680684877
No problem, my friend.
>>680684919
fallout 4?
>>680685158
WINAR!
>>680685205
Boobraider
>>680685264
Nope
>>680685038
Edit* Get sent*
>>680682043
Don't you know the rules faggot?
>>680685205
Life is Strange
Game : collect milk, beat animals
Movie: drink milk, rape.
>>680685370
ding ding ding
>>680685250
Correct
>>680677723
pheonix wright
>be desk worker
>run around following unknown voice
That's it, really
>>680685559
The matrix
>>680684508
Amazing
>>680685559
Stanley Parable
>>680685693
Correct.
>game
>talk to girl a lot
>walk around a lot
>get lost a lot
>use map a lot
>your choices don't matter in the slightest
>shitty ending
Dispite all of that, still a good game.
>>680676992
Five nights at Freddy's?
Game:
>masks
>Russians
>>680685559
stanley parable
>Bang
>daddy an hero
>fin
>>680684725
CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIDE
>>680685785
Mexican border lands>>680685813
>>680685814
modern warfare 2
>the edge
>the memes
>>680680465
Baldurs gate, throne of bhaal to be specific
>>680685979
Nope
>>680674262
Dwarf fortress
>Lot of fun
Two old men who like two diffrent colors alot fight over dirt with other people
>the stop sign is talking to me
>>680685785
last of us
>>680685441
I hope we get the answer before thread dies... this sounds good.
>>680686002
Nope
>>680685814
hotline miami
>>680685923
Correct.
>>680686075
tf2
>>680686150
Bingo
>>680686075
Go away. Tf2 was already used.
>>680676417
devil may cry?
> havnt played the game so forgive if wrong.
Raina collects many yellow Taurus
>>680685785
Duex ex: human revolution
T.V Show
>Brothers
>Manchild fantasy
>Pretty much furry superheroes
>Nature.
>>680686192
Have you played pre-sequel yet?
>>680685814
s.t.a.l.k.e.r series?
> die from disease
>wake up
>die from big demon
>wake up
>kill demon
>carried away by bird
>>680686350
Nope
>>680686077
dubs the vidya
>>680686411
Dark Souls
>>680686313
>>680685979
>>680686082
All wrong.
Big hint: The game took a very disappointing 4 hours or so long to complete
>>680672525
movie:
>a bunch of jewish retards
>going boom boom
>mission is more than success
>carving into foreheads
>Be cyborg
>fight over cyborgs
>>680686553
Inglorious Basterds. That last line made it way too easy
>>680686552
Mass effect?
>>680686553
Bsstards with no glory
>>680686553
Inglorious basterds
>>680686553
Nigger
Its obviously the inglorious inception
>Be space engineer
>Assigned to fix ship that long distance relationship girlfriend is living on
>She's definitely not fucking everyone, she isn't like that
>Get there
>Space zombies everywhere
>Kill a bunch
>All my friends die
>Find out space girlfriend is dead too
>Fuckingperfect.jpg
>Get convinced by crazy asshole to go to planet
>Shit happens
>I go crazy and take a shuttle to space
>>680686677
Nope. It came out this year
>>680686552
Firewatch
>>680675360
Clash of clans fam
>>680685785
Firewatch
>>680672525
The movie is sherlock holmes
K, something not so mainstream :
>A moneylender gives cash for free but get rich anyway for some reason
>A cop proves himself to be a very bad cop numerous times
>A prison escapee stop giving a fuck on life but cries a lot
>A mass murderer tends to some kids
> Lot of ass kicking
>>680678434
MGS4 ?
>>680686723
Thats fucking dead space
>>680686753
Geez, finally! I didn't think it would be that hard for people to get
>>680686769
Winrar
game:
>wake up
>have no idea what the fuck to do
>am supposed to do something
>become best bro to all or be most evil dick to all
>aw fuck shit is going down
>>680686790
Need for Speed
>>680686723
Oh that's easy, Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
>>680686998
nop
>>680685441
Movie: clockwork Orange
>>680676992
Stanley Parable ?
>>680686762
correct
>>680687185
Yup
Fat guy gets the best lines
Bright boy
That poor bridge
Let me borrow this
....batteries
That poor building
>>680686553
omg man too easy that's Need for Speed
>arrive home from long journey
>hometown be burning
>motherfuckers steal my girl
>embark on quest to save girl
Hint: it came out before 2010
>>680687258
Need for Speed 2
>>680687258
Any rpg before 2010
>>680687221
I did it
>>680686812
bravo.
