Ask a p-psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you Anonymous!
How do i get someone to hate me ?
>>682850108
hey psycho senpai
what are some good philosophies for wanting to stay alive?
>>682850255
Easy. Walk away from them.
What if you were evil and you were fighting the justice league because you wanted to set the earth on fire but then wonder woman and green lantern set your tits on fire?
What would you do?
Assume your tits aren't damaged, but they're set on fire and are just on fire, but would you still be mad?
I get extremely paranoid at night and sometimes start to see things, help me understand that pls and btw, are you a bot?
>>682850315
I'm afraid I don't understand the question; what does philosophy have to do with maintaining basic human needs?
>>682850108
*Why the thread got aborted in premature conditions? It wasn't meeting your standards?*
>>682850438
I am not a bot; you are probably having hallucinations. How old are you?
>>682850376
i had the same question but mine was if the tits are damaged
>>682850315
Try absurdism.
>>682850441
like a mindset or perspective which gives me a reason to live i guess
>>682850554
If her tits were damaged, she would most certainly be mad, Anon.
>>682850672
The alternative is worse.
>>682850108 (OP) I'm 15
>>682850108
Why am I a communist?
>>682850326
Should you let someone push you away when they are upset with you, rather than walking away before they have the chance? If you want them to hate you less...
>>682850770
>>682850770 (OP) (You)
(You)
PS: I am OP. (You)
>>682850804
Because you chose to be?
>>682850863
Yes. You should let them push you away, then give them time to think and breath. Then come back.
>>682850939 (You)
Why are you such an autist?
>>682850984
Thank you for the advice. Now for bed
Why do I have such a raging foot fetish?
>>682850672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpXNRrtuo38
listen to it you faggot
>>682850108
Walk away for 5 minutes and thread is dead.
Just ensuring Alice gets my thanks for helping me out awhile ago.
>>682851119
No problem.
>>682851102
What exactly is an autist?
>>682851259
Fetishes are developed effectively at random. So, no real reason.
>>682851259
Because anime girls feet are amazing and they deserve to have their feet worshipped.
>>682851308
It's my honor, Anonymous.
>>682851309
An autist is whoever drew that picture. Her face looks like a pointed catcher's mitt.
>>682850984
are you fascinated with the psyche of criminals at all op?
Is it weird if I want to fuck my self? And I don't mean masturbation. Legitamite anal.
This may seem a little convoluted but I hope you understand what I'm asking you
From what you've learned about human minds and behaviors, is it better or worse that first world societies have decided not to actively pursue the application of eugenics since WWII? What impact do you think that has had upon both the "nature" and "nurture' psychological statistics (i.e. prevalence of distasteful behavior and characteristics of offspring)?
>>682850108
>Ask a p-psychologist anything.
>I'm h-here for you Anonymous!
why do you always do this typed stutter shit, you autistic fuck?
>>682851457
That's the point.
>>682851498
Not really; they aren't very interesting.
>>682851367
Truer words never spoken
Foot fetish movement needs to happen ASAP so people stop lumping us in with the pedos and faggots
>>682850108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
>>682851682
I've suffered from sever anxiety after waking up in a hospital with a decent chunk of my memories missing. They told me they found me passed out in a field with a bump on my head. Docs say brain is fine. Fam/friends say that's when I became walking ball of anxiety. Halp
>>682850108
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>682851745
>>682851534
MUCH better. Evolution keeps many things conserved for a reason; variety is ESSENTIAL to survival.
Eugenics is almost always a poor choice.
>>682851764
What has your doctor and therapist said on the matter?
>>682851556
what are you fascinated with (in the world of psychology) then?
>>682851860
How to use what we know to help people.
What in your opinion is the healthiest way to grieve? Is having a beer or two a bad idea? Is it harmful to mourn in solitude?
>>682851834
>>682850108
Why do the Polish have the most badass cavalry to ever walk (or ride) the Earth?
>>682851623
>>682851367
You guys are fuckin creepy.
Feet are for walking, not fucking
>>682851777
Nice trips
>>682851995
everyone grieves in different ways, it's only unhealthy if you don't get past it (Not OP)
Will you vote on my poll nigga
/b/ which thread should I make?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10139286
Vote and which ever one wins I will do
>>682852064
Hi Bell
>>682850108
Why's you pick such a shit career? Also, what's your breast size?
>>682851995
There is no harmful way to grieve; if it would not be harmful when you do it normally, it is not harmful to do it when grieving.
>>682852064
They don't. Bears aren't badass.
>>682852031
I think I'm a narcissist. How do I cure myself?
>>682851682
*If this thread was to be considered considered "Autistic" then the whole /b/ has to be considered a generous amount of human failure centered in a single spot of the Internet, correct?*
>>682852160
Don't make a thread, you clearly aren't good at it.
>>682852185
My career, which is in programming by the way, pays a quarter of a mil a year. Does your career pay better?
38 C
>>682852310
noose
>>682852310
You don't you sick fuck, you're doomed to hurt the people around you. An hero and stream. (obv no OP)
Where are you from, where did you study and where are you now?
>>682852310
Go to therapy.
>>682852422
That isn't at all true.
>>682852466
Was wondering where that one was, Nevada.
Have you changed your phone number, I wonder?
>>682850108
Why am I an insufferable little prick who easily annoys people and is currently pushing away his friends and family?
>>682852355
check'd
also nice career anon
>>682851849
>variety is ESSENTIAL to survival
That's a good point I suppose, I didn't even think about that when I asked the question.
But I kind of want to follow that up. Ignoring the minor / mediate quirks of physical appearances, immune systems, internal functions, etc., what about the continuity of dangerous traits like inherited obesity, psychopathy, and alcoholism? Surely these do more harm than good to the gene pool. And I know this kind of branches out of the "psychology" discipline, but I feel like it has its applications (sociology is closely connected, no?)
>>682852466
Pull ova
>>682852064
what are your surmised opinions on the following matters
>pedophilia and age of consent
do you think the law is just in that a 17 year old and a 15 year old having sex is pedophilia
>incest:
if you've never met them until now then the psychological aspect of incest is dissolved and it becomes a matter of lineage
>also is pedophilia a mental disorder?
>>682850108
if i don't have insurance or enough income, how can i get help?
>>682850108
Hey OP. I was in another thread but thank you for helping to me. I was feeling off that day and you helped me change my mind. And how I feel.
>Inb4 GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
>>682852466
I can't wait to curve that ass up with my knife too
>>682852197
Okay, good to know I'm not hurting myself. Do you have any recommendations on a good way to push through it?
>>682852355
You said you were a psychologist not a programmer.
And, yes it does. I'm a corporate consultant, I buy and sell 10-15 of you a day.
Ps. Not bad size, show them
>>682852751
what is your sexual orientation alice?
>>682852717
Not OP here
Avoid self-help books and other related, over-expensive "methods". I think the best thing to do is seek out friends and family that are either acquainted with dealing with whatever issues you're trying to overcome or available for enough time to help you cope and point you in the right direction. That's just my suggestion.
>>682852900
There it is. Nice dubs
>>682852751
dunno who you are but i'm glad you're feelin' better /b/ro (not op)
>>682852564
That's not a good answer.
>>682853000
trips of truth
Y'all niggas should listen to this bitch. She knows what the fuck she's talking about. I was finally able to escape the abyss that has consumed me for so very long. Edgy, but true.
>>682852538
I'm from Japan, I studied at Princeton, I'm currently in NYC
>>682852594
Because random environmental and genetic factors conspired to make you that way.
The thing to really ask is: "How do I get better".
>>682852643
Thank you. I'm a little proud.
>>682852651
Psychopathy, as shown by our good friend Nevada here, is also conserved; it has some sort of beneficial trait. As for obesity, remember, not 300 years ago famines were common; the ability to store fat is very useful during such times.
Alcohol created civilization as we know it, by binding people into groups that farmed; we pay a price in alcoholism that is very worth it.
>>682852717
Send me an email at [email protected] and I'll try to help you.
>>682852675
N/A, not a lawyer
N.A, not a lawyer
Yes
>>682852751
My pleasure.
>>682852840
Do what feels right. See a therapist. Talk to people or to yourself. Let yourself feel.
There is no way to push past it; the only way out is through.
>>682852871
Wow, it's almost like you can dual major or something.
I used to be a freelancer too, but I like the steady pace now.
>>682852926
Some call me lezzy as fuck, but really, I'm just bi.
>>682850108
iget bored of everything, i find nothing interesting. how do i relive this?
Am I a bad person or bad friend for finding pics and videos of female friends on their laptops/mobile phones and copying them without no one knowing?
How do I make someone like me again?
>>682853000
nice get
>>682853188
pics and vids of them naked/having sex
>>682850108
I hate people I think ppl are animals like chimpanzees nothing more and also I believe the vast majority are mentally ill I just want to get away of them but I need society in order to survive
I have a special hate against women I think they are hypocrites liers cock craving whores who only cares about money and black dicks
I'm afraid of people hurting me so I'm strongly willing to use violence against anyone who try idont really think I have a friend at all but I'm not alone
I know is kind of sociopath thing but I want a deeper answer
>>682853116
It's the best one there is for someone with that condition.
>>682853133
Ah? I'm glad to hear it.
>>682853176
By continuing to find new things to do? Do you think you'll just enjoy the same thing forever? Happiness is fleeting, as is interest.
>>682853188
Yes.
>>682853191
Apologizing for whatever you did and working to make up for it.
>>682852564
I mean you never had "my" phone number to begin with so you don't really have any leverage! good try though psycho
>>682853138
>n/a not a lawyer
you're not a sexuality expert either but u answered that question>>682852926
>>682853138
>loveoverwhelming
nope.
I'll take the random collective.
>>682850255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ir1JWszTWa
>>682853138
I'm going scar every inch of your worthless body, Alice. You made the biggest mistake of your life by crossing me
>>682850108
sometimes when i sleep i can ''wake up'' and though i can sometime open my eyes im completely paralyzed. While in this state i sometimes hear noises like screaming or growling. One time i saw an outline of a person standing upright looking at me from the other end of the room. Naturally i panic during this period because hearing scary sounds and seeing unknown people in your room while paralyzed is uncomfortable to say the least.
Am i insane or is this normal?
>>682852197
>Polish Winged Hussars
They defeated a force of 40,000 Russians with only 5,500 men. They also look awesome.
>>682852675
Uhhhh
Incest is kinda fucked up. Look at Ancient Egypt.
Pedophilia laws are really situational.
>>682852168
Yahello.
>>682853299
yeah but im not interested in almost everything in this world except vidoe games
